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[Shalini] <i>Friends, the name of this house
is Mishra Niwas,</i>

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<i>but cheap paint has turned it
into a shabby abode.</i>

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I'm telling you,
he's trying to get back at me.

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- What for?
- He wants to poison me!

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What did you do? Show me.

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[slurred] He got me to do a root canal.

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You didn't think it was necessary
to ask me first?

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You should take the couple membership.

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That's what Priti ma'am
and Prithvi sir did.

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This lady is not good
for mental health.

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[Shanti] Apologize.

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[Shalini] Shanti?

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If you stand before them and grovel,

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they will melt in no time.

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Annu brother.

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No, just Annu.

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Do you remember our neighbor,

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Mr. Bhadoria?

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He made me an offer for Mom's house.

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I'm not going to sell that house.

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I apologized for a mistake
I didn't even make.

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Just yesterday, I handed you
a blank check of goodwill,

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and today you want to cash it in?
Wow.

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That is not a wisdom tooth.

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- Huh?
- That is a low-IQ tooth.

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- Uncle, really? Is this the time to joke?
- [laughter erupts]

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[indistinct chatter]

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- [soft mantra chanting]
- [distant conch blowing]

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- [water pouring]
- [bell tolls]

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[Aman] Pandit <i>ji,</i> you should
have gone into the arts.

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[priest] I wanted to, but I'm too old now.

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Pandit <i>ji,</i> art doesn't care about age,
only people do. [chuckles]

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- Come on.
- Aman!

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- Oh, my mother's here. See you.
- Yes.

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Yes, Mummy!

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- Yes.
- You're feeling spiritual today.

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Did you do something?

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Mummy, you're being judgmental.

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Just because boys my age
don't visit temples that much?

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The priest is always at the temple.

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The priest is not a boy. He's a man.

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The only male here.
Everything else here is female.

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In Hindi, devotion and faith
are all gendered female.

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So are puja, donation box, stairs,

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- the bell--
- That one's gendered male.

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- [bell tolls]
- Fine, that one's male.

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That's why he hangs at the entrance.

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- You're chatty today. Come on now.
- Let me hold the bag.

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Being at the temple is so calming.

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- Our souls--
- Auntie <i>ji,</i> namaste.

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Hi, Surya Narayan.

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Boys who hang out at coffee shops
are hanging out at a temple!

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I have a meeting with a client here.

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Hey! Why are you calling
your cousin a client?

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Mummy, he's talking about his cousin.

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We are meeting him here.

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You-- You should drop Mummy off at home.
Here. Go on.

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Mummy, he'll drop you.

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Yes. Hop on.
We'll get there in five minutes.

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It's ten minutes away,
so we'll be there in ten minutes.

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Okay, ten minutes it is.

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Don't start prattling on the way.

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Get going now.

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Don't worry.
I'll be gone and back in… ten minutes.

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[car approaching]

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- Pandit <i>ji,</i> greetings.
- Greetings. You are?

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- Ganesh.
- [Aman] Oh.

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- [tense music plays]
- [inaudible]

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[inaudible]

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[inaudible]

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[tense music builds, then fades]

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[theme song starts]

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[theme song ends]

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FEMININE - MASCULINE

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Okay. Auntie, I'll go back to Aman.

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- Sure. Ride carefully.
- Yes, I will.

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[metal clanking]

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[indistinct chatter]

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- [distant scraping on floor]
- [metal creaking]

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- [distant scraping on floor continues]
- [eerie music plays]

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[Shalini] Steady. Wait.
Take it over there.

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- Yes, keep going.
- [Shanti] What?

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- Bittu's Mummy!
- [eerie music ends]

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- Shalini!
- [Shanti] Yes, Shalini.

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How did you get in here?

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Your main gate was locked.

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But the roof was open
and so was this door, so we got in!

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Why?

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[Shalini] The ladies of Sakhi Shalini
Mahila Mandal have gathered in my home.

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And we want to shoot a video
for a government grant.

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We wanted some silence,

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so we thought, Shanti wouldn't mind!

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Yes. Well… Go ahead.

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I knew it!

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And listen, make an extra set of keys
and give them to me.

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If you're out again
when we want the space,

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we can let ourselves in. Right?

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- Hmm.
- [Shalini] And, Shanti…

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please make two cups
of strong tea with ginger.

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Okay, I'll make some.

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[whispers] Listen,
talk to her about the money.

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- Hmm.
- [whispers] Go on.

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[approaching footsteps]

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Shanti, we were thinking
we'll pay you 200 rupees per hour.

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[Shanti] What for?

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We're using your house
almost as an office.

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So we thought we could--

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I don't want any payment, dear.

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No, but you also make tea and all for us.

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It's not a problem.

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It's all right today,

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but next time, just call me
before you come over.

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I can keep the tea ready. Yes?

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Go on. I'll bring the tea.

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[Santosh] Sir, we don't have
this tea in the office.

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Oh, this is mine, not the office's.

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- [Santosh] I see.
- Chamomile tea.

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My daughter Linisha got it from the UK.

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Yes.

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Where in the UK?
Nainital or Mussoorie?

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U-- From London, Mishra <i>ji.</i>

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Oh, that UK!

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Well, I have good news.

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Consider your work done.

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- What work, sir?
- [Pradeep] I mean,

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you will be shortlisted
for the housing scheme.

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- What are you saying, sir!
- [Pradeep] Yes.

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You just have to keep a few things ready.

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Everything's ready.
You just have to say the word!

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Wonderful! Then listen.

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I'll make sure you get on that list.

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Once the list is out,

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you have to give them a check
for ten lakh rupees in the first month.

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- Okay.
- Okay?

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In the second month,
a check for 12 lakh rupees.

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And in the third month, a check
for 18 lakh rupees. Can you do that?

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Sir, I did not know about this.

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I can withdraw my FD
for the first check,

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but how can I come up with the rest
of the money in such a short time?

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You don't have to. The bank will.

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With a loan.

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The bank will give you a loan.
You can pay it back in installments.

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- Surely, you have a good CIBIL score.
- [Santosh] What?

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CIBIL?

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Yes… I am civil. You know that.

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I'm gathering that.

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Here, you can go
and meet Girish Tomar <i>ji.</i>

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He will take care of your loan.

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Thank you, sir.

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You have been such a great help.

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- I'll always remember this!
- [Pradeep] Oh, it's nothing.

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- Have the tea.
- Yes.

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SANKAT MOCHAN HANUMAN TEMPLE

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Where's Pandit <i>ji?</i>

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I want to ask you that.
I've been waiting for so long.

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[man clears throat]

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Are you parched, Pandit <i>ji?</i>

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- I am. Can I get some water?
- [man] Yes. Hey!

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He's a naughty one! [chuckles]

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No problem. Have some honey.

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- Honey?
- [man] Get it.

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Have some honey.

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It's only honey, not poison,
we're giving you.

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Not yet, anyway,

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since you haven't fulfilled your promise.

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I hope you remember
the promise, Pandit <i>ji.</i>

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- Ganesh. Hmm.
- Pandit <i>ji</i> promised you

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- that before the 1st of this month,
- [man] Hmm.

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Madhav <i>bhaiya</i> and Madhu <i>didi</i>
will be joined in matrimony.

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Hmm. Do you see us joined in matrimony?

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- He's still free.
- And why am I free?

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[Ganesh] Because your father
and her father

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- cannot agree on whose caste is greater.
- Huh?

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But I gave it my blessing.

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Oh, no, no, no, Pandit <i>ji.</i>
It wasn't a blessing.

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You made a prediction…

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that no one would come
between Madhu and me,

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not god or a demon.

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Well, your fathers are neither gods
nor demons. They're humans.

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I don't have a solution to that.

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But if they have any side pieces
you want to get rid of,

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- I could do a puja for that. Yes!
- No.

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My father could never have a side chick!

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Oh, man!

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But you will do a puja, Pandit.

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To subjugate.

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[Aman] Subjugate!

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- Who? Madhu <i>ji?</i>
- Yes-- No!

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You have to do black magic
to subdue our fathers.

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When did I say I did black magic?

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Well, then I'll give you time.

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Learn it and help me
solve my problem, please.

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Please.

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What if I can't?

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Well then…

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Just return the money I paid you,
and we'll never see each other again.

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[Aman] Okay, I'll give it to you now.

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Show me your QR code.
I'll send you 5,000 back.

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[everyone laughs]

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How can we let you go
like that, Pandit <i>ji?</i>

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Sit down, yes.

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I gave you 5,000 rupees,

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after which you stopped
answering my calls.

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So I spent 65,000 rupees to hunt you down.

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Wanna see my boys' hard work?

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Here, let me read Pandit <i>ji's</i> profile.

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Hmm.

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"Aman Mishra, son of Mr. Santosh Mishra."

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"Mother's name, Shanti."

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"Elder brother, Anand Mishra."

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"Address, House No. 534,
Alley No. 7, B Block."

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"Your father works
for the electricity board."

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"Brother's an MR."

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"Brother's address…

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Blue Rose Apartment, 4th floor,

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- 404, Building B."
- That's wrong.

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"Brother lives with his girlfriend."
Oh, God!

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"Girlfriend's name is Satish Negi--"

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Satish Negi?

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Pandit <i>ji,</i> Satish is a man's name.

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- Yes, it's wrong.
- What! Ganesh, come on.

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Boss, he must be his boyfriend.

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His brother lives at the same address.

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With a man?

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Oh.

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My brother lives with us at House No. 534!

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His brother's name
is on the apartment lease.

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Ganesh, brother!

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Your ears are too high up from the ground.

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You probably can't hear anything
when it's windy!

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I can't hear anything from here.
Say "hello," Madhav <i>bhai.</i>

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- Hello!
- I can't hear it.

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- I was kidding.
- Come here, come here.

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Come here.

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Pandit <i>ji,</i> if anything on that paper
turns out to be inaccurate,

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I will grab him by his head

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and shove him into a beehive.

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Boss, I'll take off my pants
and sit on a beehive!

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I have been tailing him for two months.

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[Madhav] So don't try to question
our research, Pandit.

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Start researching black magic. Okay?

00:12:20.920 --> 00:12:23.720 align:center
You kidnapped me
and are forcing me to do things.

00:12:24.400 --> 00:12:25.960 align:center
This won't bode well for you.

00:12:27.080 --> 00:12:28.520 align:center
I am a honey seller.

00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:31.520 align:center
I don't do kidnappings.

00:12:32.200 --> 00:12:35.240 align:center
I set out honey traps.

00:12:41.640 --> 00:12:43.959 align:center
- [tense music plays]
- [Aman] Honey traps!

00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:46.120 align:center
That was a solid joke!

00:13:05.680 --> 00:13:06.560 align:center
[inaudible]

00:13:16.680 --> 00:13:18.560 align:center
[inaudible]

00:13:26.560 --> 00:13:28.320 align:center
[inaudible]

00:13:34.880 --> 00:13:38.360 align:center
- [bees buzzing]
- [inaudible]

00:13:38.480 --> 00:13:39.360 align:center
- [tense music ends]
- [thud]

00:13:40.400 --> 00:13:41.599 align:center
- Vani.
- [Vani] Yes?

00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:45.040 align:center
Can you pass the lipstick?
It's already faded.

00:13:46.800 --> 00:13:49.480 align:center
- Here.
- Actually, I'd put on a bright lipstick…

00:13:53.520 --> 00:13:56.440 align:center
Yes, better. All right.

00:13:57.200 --> 00:13:58.760 align:center
Where's Shanti now?

00:13:59.160 --> 00:14:01.360 align:center
She's hanging clothes to dry on the roof.

00:14:01.680 --> 00:14:05.439 align:center
Oh! She spent her whole life doing this,

00:14:05.440 --> 00:14:09.639 align:center
picking up her husband and sons'
dirty laundry, washing them, drying them,

00:14:09.640 --> 00:14:12.480 align:center
folding them, cooking for them,
doing the dishes!

00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:15.519 align:center
Why are you saying it like that?

00:14:15.520 --> 00:14:17.279 align:center
Shanti is so helpful.

00:14:17.280 --> 00:14:19.999 align:center
She helped you so much
during the last Mandal meeting.

00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:22.360 align:center
Yes, she did. She's helpful.

00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:25.560 align:center
But… out of habit.

00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:27.559 align:center
It's a tendency.

00:14:27.560 --> 00:14:30.119 align:center
She can never say no to anyone.

00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:33.439 align:center
And she's worn down like a bar of soap!

00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:35.119 align:center
First, for her mother-in-law
and her husband,

00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:36.359 align:center
now for her sons!

00:14:36.360 --> 00:14:39.680 align:center
We've been neighbors for a long time.
We've known them for a while.

00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:41.520 align:center
When she first came here after marriage,

00:14:42.120 --> 00:14:44.720 align:center
she was beautiful. Taller, too!

00:14:45.160 --> 00:14:48.440 align:center
But she has now worn down to this size!
[chuckles]

00:14:49.320 --> 00:14:50.359 align:center
Shanti.

00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:51.480 align:center
[somber music plays]

00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:55.280 align:center
Oh, Shanti.
How long have you been standing there?

00:14:56.920 --> 00:14:58.800 align:center
You're shooting?

00:14:59.600 --> 00:15:01.760 align:center
No, but we're going to start. Please come.

00:15:01.880 --> 00:15:02.960 align:center
Yes.

00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:06.080 align:center
Shanti!

00:15:06.520 --> 00:15:07.720 align:center
You know what?

00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:10.000 align:center
- I'm going to be interviewed by her.
- [somber music fades]

00:15:10.120 --> 00:15:12.759 align:center
I'm just struggling
to remember these numbers.

00:15:12.760 --> 00:15:15.239 align:center
Could you hold this up for me
behind the camera?

00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:16.360 align:center
I can read them off it.

00:15:17.160 --> 00:15:18.839 align:center
I'll fold the clothes and join you.

00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:21.040 align:center
- Can I help you?
- I'm good, dear.

00:15:22.320 --> 00:15:24.400 align:center
You'll fold the clothes in the kitchen?

00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:27.800 align:center
- [Shalini chuckles]
- [somber music plays]

00:15:34.720 --> 00:15:36.960 align:center
[whispers] See?
She can never say no!

00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:39.320 align:center
[Shalini] Shanti, please hurry.

00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:41.000 align:center
Sure.

00:15:44.600 --> 00:15:46.400 align:center
[somber music fades]

00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:54.920 align:center
[engine revving away]

00:15:56.320 --> 00:15:57.479 align:center
Yes, Surya Narayan?

00:15:57.480 --> 00:15:59.919 align:center
[Surya] <i>Why didn't you answer
my calls? I've been waiting for you.</i>

00:15:59.920 --> 00:16:02.599 align:center
Come and pick me up.
I'll send you my location.

00:16:02.600 --> 00:16:03.559 align:center
<i>Yes, I'm coming.</i>

00:16:03.560 --> 00:16:06.760 align:center
- [all] <i>♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪</i>
- Look at the camera.

00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:10.480 align:center
[all] <i>♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪</i>

00:16:10.640 --> 00:16:11.559 align:center
- Sir, please cut the cake.
- Thank you.

00:16:11.560 --> 00:16:14.119 align:center
[all] <i>♪ Happy birthday, Prithvi sir! ♪</i>

00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:15.479 align:center
[Shashi] It's for you.

00:16:15.480 --> 00:16:17.199 align:center
Happy birthday, Dr. Prithvi sir!

00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:18.760 align:center
Stop swinging the rose around!

00:16:18.880 --> 00:16:20.399 align:center
The poor thing's harmless.

00:16:20.400 --> 00:16:21.800 align:center
- Like you?
- Yes.

00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:23.759 align:center
You got the rose for the doctor?

00:16:23.760 --> 00:16:26.239 align:center
Yes, Poonam madam messaged me today

00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:28.039 align:center
to tell me
it's Dr. Prithvi's birthday today.

00:16:28.040 --> 00:16:30.159 align:center
- Give me that. Sir, happy birthday to you.
- [Annu] Okay.

00:16:30.160 --> 00:16:33.880 align:center
What you're doing with Shashi Ranjan,
Shashi Ranjan's doing it with the doctor.

00:16:34.240 --> 00:16:35.200 align:center
[imitates dog panting]

00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:36.880 align:center
Good morning, Dr. Priti!

00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:39.440 align:center
- [imitates dog panting]
- You dog!

00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:41.840 align:center
- [door opens]
- [approaching footsteps]

00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:43.559 align:center
- [Chandan] Make way, please.
- Oh, namaste.

00:16:43.560 --> 00:16:44.840 align:center
Chandan <i>ji,</i>

00:16:45.400 --> 00:16:47.800 align:center
- you seem busy.
- Yes, I'm busy.

00:16:48.320 --> 00:16:50.080 align:center
Where's Dr. Priti? I don't see her.

00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:53.120 align:center
She's here, but she won't meet
anyone today. Move.

00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:54.880 align:center
- Make way, man.
- [door opens]

00:16:55.840 --> 00:16:57.760 align:center
[Annu] Doctor, can I help you?

00:17:00.560 --> 00:17:01.679 align:center
Dr. Priti!

00:17:01.680 --> 00:17:03.000 align:center
Can I help?

00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:07.639 align:center
In the last four days,
I got about 40 negative reviews online.

00:17:07.640 --> 00:17:08.960 align:center
About 40?

00:17:10.120 --> 00:17:11.959 align:center
I never saw that many patients come in.

00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:13.120 align:center
No, I mean…

00:17:13.840 --> 00:17:15.480 align:center
clearly, they're fake reviews.

00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:18.639 align:center
Manohar Rana, one star.

00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:20.080 align:center
Sumit Saurabh, one star.

00:17:20.560 --> 00:17:21.960 align:center
Saurabh Sumit, also one star!

00:17:24.520 --> 00:17:26.039 align:center
Surya Narayan Nirala,

00:17:26.040 --> 00:17:27.599 align:center
Harivansh Rai Chappan,

00:17:27.600 --> 00:17:31.080 align:center
Ramdhari Singh Bunker, Dushyant Jalota,
all of them gave one star!

00:17:32.280 --> 00:17:34.440 align:center
This man sounds like a jilted poet!
[chuckle]

00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:36.200 align:center
Or maybe a poetess?

00:17:36.680 --> 00:17:39.239 align:center
Sarojini Raidu and Sylvia Pathak
also gave one star!

00:17:39.240 --> 00:17:41.600 align:center
I don't even know who they are.

00:17:42.120 --> 00:17:43.559 align:center
Or when they came here.

00:17:43.560 --> 00:17:48.239 align:center
Sounds like a bookworm.
He must have left in a lot of pain.

00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:50.920 align:center
You know, one of those novelist types.

00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:55.480 align:center
Novelist… Must be a failed novelist.

00:17:56.720 --> 00:17:59.279 align:center
Already, patient density is so low.

00:17:59.280 --> 00:18:01.120 align:center
And these reviews will scare people off.

00:18:03.280 --> 00:18:05.879 align:center
What was Aman's feedback? How is he?

00:18:05.880 --> 00:18:08.599 align:center
Just great! He was praising you a lot.

00:18:08.600 --> 00:18:10.040 align:center
Says you have a precise touch.

00:18:10.560 --> 00:18:11.799 align:center
I'll ask him to leave a review.

00:18:11.800 --> 00:18:14.760 align:center
No, don't force him.
He was so scared when he came in.

00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:19.959 align:center
Doctor, what do you do on Sundays?

00:18:19.960 --> 00:18:21.480 align:center
Not meet MROs!

00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:24.159 align:center
Good for her.

00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:25.160 align:center
Hmm.

00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:28.559 align:center
I have a suggestion.

00:18:28.560 --> 00:18:31.719 align:center
If you like it, you can take it. Okay?

00:18:31.720 --> 00:18:34.759 align:center
I think since you're new in this area,

00:18:34.760 --> 00:18:37.480 align:center
not a lot of people know about you.

00:18:38.200 --> 00:18:42.280 align:center
Why don't you run a dental camp
on a Sunday?

00:18:42.960 --> 00:18:43.800 align:center
Free dental camp.

00:18:44.720 --> 00:18:46.799 align:center
Everyone will come running
since it's free.

00:18:46.800 --> 00:18:48.759 align:center
You can give them free dental advice.

00:18:48.760 --> 00:18:51.079 align:center
That's it then.
They'll go back and tell everyone

00:18:51.080 --> 00:18:53.319 align:center
about this great dental clinic
that's opened

00:18:53.320 --> 00:18:55.240 align:center
and the great doctor there. Right?

00:18:55.800 --> 00:18:59.320 align:center
It's not a bad idea,
but it's a huge undertaking.

00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:02.839 align:center
We have to organize
so many things to execute this.

00:19:02.840 --> 00:19:05.440 align:center
We have to advertise it
and tell people about it.

00:19:06.360 --> 00:19:08.559 align:center
It will need a lot of manpower,
which I don't have.

00:19:08.560 --> 00:19:09.999 align:center
But there's Chandan <i>ji!</i>

00:19:10.000 --> 00:19:12.679 align:center
He's manly and very powerful!

00:19:12.680 --> 00:19:14.040 align:center
Chandan <i>ji</i> can do it, right?

00:19:14.840 --> 00:19:17.079 align:center
I mean, ma'am,
I could take care of things.

00:19:17.080 --> 00:19:19.280 align:center
[Annu]
And I'll take care of what he can't.

00:19:19.920 --> 00:19:22.519 align:center
I will not use any resource
from Mangala Pharma.

00:19:22.520 --> 00:19:25.839 align:center
I will not make you
compromise your morals.

00:19:25.840 --> 00:19:29.279 align:center
Just hire a few assistants

00:19:29.280 --> 00:19:31.840 align:center
who will look after the crowd
under your supervision.

00:19:34.160 --> 00:19:37.120 align:center
Okay, but where will we hold the camp?

00:19:47.320 --> 00:19:48.680 align:center
- [Girish] Mishra <i>ji.</i>
- [Santosh] Yes.

00:19:49.360 --> 00:19:51.480 align:center
I'll push the loan application,

00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:54.319 align:center
but your case is a bit weak.

00:19:54.320 --> 00:19:57.240 align:center
Your profile is not helping your case.

00:19:58.200 --> 00:20:01.320 align:center
Your salary is too low
for a loan of this amount.

00:20:02.320 --> 00:20:04.319 align:center
And you're retiring in a few years.

00:20:04.320 --> 00:20:06.199 align:center
And then there's the CIBIL score.

00:20:06.200 --> 00:20:07.920 align:center
But I should have a good score.

00:20:08.840 --> 00:20:11.319 align:center
- I have a good standing in society.
- [Girish] Mishra <i>ji,</i>

00:20:11.320 --> 00:20:13.680 align:center
the bank looks at your financial standing.

00:20:14.160 --> 00:20:17.519 align:center
You must have heard
of the term "creditworthy."

00:20:17.520 --> 00:20:19.240 align:center
Heard of it? I have lived it.

00:20:20.120 --> 00:20:22.399 align:center
Even if you go looking,
you will not find one person

00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:27.199 align:center
who would say that Santosh Mishra
borrowed money from them!

00:20:27.200 --> 00:20:28.639 align:center
[Girish] That is the problem.

00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:32.799 align:center
People who have taken out loans
get loans easily

00:20:32.800 --> 00:20:36.320 align:center
because they have shown
that they can pay them off.

00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:40.959 align:center
Look, since you've never
taken out a loan before,

00:20:40.960 --> 00:20:43.199 align:center
our bank cannot decide

00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:47.519 align:center
if you can pay the loan back or not.

00:20:47.520 --> 00:20:51.479 align:center
That is pretty strange, Mr. Tomar.

00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:54.840 align:center
So let me get this straight,

00:20:55.960 --> 00:21:02.040 align:center
your bank decides
how much I'd love my second son

00:21:03.400 --> 00:21:07.479 align:center
after it looks at how well-loved
my first son was.

00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:11.360 align:center
- Yes.
- Now, what if I had only one son?

00:21:12.440 --> 00:21:16.000 align:center
You won't be able to tell
if I would love him enough.

00:21:16.600 --> 00:21:17.760 align:center
Wow, Mishra <i>ji.</i>

00:21:18.280 --> 00:21:19.879 align:center
What an analogy!

00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:23.319 align:center
I'll write it down.
It will help me explain it to others.

00:21:23.320 --> 00:21:26.760 align:center
Explain it to me first, Mr. Tomar.

00:21:43.640 --> 00:21:45.400 align:center
It'll take Anand some time to get here.

00:21:46.120 --> 00:21:47.239 align:center
You want to try the PlayStation?

00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:49.080 align:center
I don't want to play anything with you.

00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:52.239 align:center
- [Surya] You have the PlayStation?
- Aman! Who gave you this address?

00:21:52.240 --> 00:21:53.439 align:center
What is your relationship with this man?

00:21:53.440 --> 00:21:54.639 align:center
Are you stalking me?

00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:56.239 align:center
Whisky on the terrace,
PlayStation in the room!

00:21:56.240 --> 00:21:57.239 align:center
Wow, Annu! Nice!

00:21:57.240 --> 00:21:59.279 align:center
Why did you leave fake reviews
on Priti's profile?

00:21:59.280 --> 00:22:01.359 align:center
Does Papa know that you have
the bottle Uncle Pinky gave him?

00:22:01.360 --> 00:22:04.519 align:center
Don't you dare blackmail me!
I'll break your jaw!

00:22:04.520 --> 00:22:05.400 align:center
Blackmail?

00:22:06.040 --> 00:22:08.760 align:center
Do you even care about anyone
other than yourself?

00:22:09.280 --> 00:22:12.400 align:center
I was honey-trapped the whole day!
They finally let me go!

00:22:14.560 --> 00:22:16.719 align:center
[Girish] <i>Mishra</i> ji,
<i>what do your sons do?</i>

00:22:16.720 --> 00:22:20.919 align:center
The younger one's in college,
the older one's a medical representative.

00:22:20.920 --> 00:22:24.000 align:center
So is his salary more than yours?

00:22:25.000 --> 00:22:29.639 align:center
If your elder son
has a better financial profile,

00:22:29.640 --> 00:22:31.919 align:center
he must have a good CIBIL score.

00:22:31.920 --> 00:22:35.200 align:center
Because the kids these days
use credit cards.

00:22:35.680 --> 00:22:37.879 align:center
It's kind of taking out loans.

00:22:37.880 --> 00:22:42.959 align:center
If you make your older son
a co-applicant on this loan,

00:22:42.960 --> 00:22:44.319 align:center
you'll get a bigger loan.

00:22:44.320 --> 00:22:47.440 align:center
And the bank will consider you
more creditworthy.

00:22:48.560 --> 00:22:52.480 align:center
So talk to your son
and make him your co-applicant.

00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:57.280 align:center
[Aman] I had started dreaming big.

00:22:58.640 --> 00:23:01.200 align:center
I thought the astrology app was legal,

00:23:01.640 --> 00:23:03.319 align:center
and it's not a bad thing.

00:23:03.320 --> 00:23:05.679 align:center
When it helped people,
they wished me well.

00:23:05.680 --> 00:23:09.119 align:center
When it didn't, they booked another
500-rupee session anyway.

00:23:09.120 --> 00:23:10.840 align:center
Everything was going smoothly.

00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:14.080 align:center
But then this honey seller came along

00:23:14.200 --> 00:23:15.920 align:center
and stung my business!

00:23:16.600 --> 00:23:18.440 align:center
He wants a mantra to subdue people!

00:23:19.760 --> 00:23:21.200 align:center
You got kidnapped.

00:23:21.560 --> 00:23:23.280 align:center
That's why I have sympathy for you.

00:23:24.800 --> 00:23:25.880 align:center
Tell me something.

00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:29.199 align:center
Have you fallen in love with the dentist?

00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:31.680 align:center
- Watch it!
- [Aman] If you have, it's good.

00:23:32.040 --> 00:23:34.200 align:center
Madhav, the honey seller, was saying

00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:36.960 align:center
that you were in a relationship
with Satish Negi.

00:23:37.120 --> 00:23:38.480 align:center
- What?
- [Aman] That it's a live-in relationship.

00:23:38.800 --> 00:23:40.520 align:center
Who is this Madhav, the honey seller?

00:23:41.360 --> 00:23:43.879 align:center
Tell me where he lives.
I'll spit in his honey!

00:23:43.880 --> 00:23:46.840 align:center
He's a bit eccentric.
You don't wanna mess with him.

00:23:47.440 --> 00:23:49.239 align:center
We came to an understanding.

00:23:49.240 --> 00:23:50.920 align:center
Really? What did you do?

00:23:51.520 --> 00:23:53.960 align:center
I'll give him a mantra. What else?

00:23:54.240 --> 00:23:57.280 align:center
If I can't,
I'll give him his 70,000 rupees.

00:23:59.320 --> 00:24:00.840 align:center
And who'll give you 70,000 rupees?

00:24:05.240 --> 00:24:07.960 align:center
Hey! Don't even think about it.

00:24:08.480 --> 00:24:11.720 align:center
Should I tell Mummy
how much the PlayStation costs

00:24:11.960 --> 00:24:13.519 align:center
and how much you pay in rent?

00:24:13.520 --> 00:24:15.360 align:center
Don't even think about blackmailing me.

00:24:16.240 --> 00:24:19.759 align:center
I will let Mummy and Papa know
all about the scam you're running.

00:24:19.760 --> 00:24:21.439 align:center
Fine.

00:24:21.440 --> 00:24:24.000 align:center
I'll save you, you can save me.

00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:26.600 align:center
Deal? Huh?

00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:29.440 align:center
- Okay.
- But with a condition.

00:24:30.480 --> 00:24:33.679 align:center
Give me a key to the house.

00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:34.999 align:center
- I'm your--
- We have no deal!

00:24:35.000 --> 00:24:36.879 align:center
- I'm your little brother! Come on.
- Get lost!

00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:39.959 align:center
Come on, give me a key. You have
such a great view. Such great taste!

00:24:39.960 --> 00:24:41.639 align:center
Sipping tea here would be so fun.

00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:43.639 align:center
- I got it for the view.
- [Aman] Yeah?

00:24:43.640 --> 00:24:46.359 align:center
[Annu] Do you see
that uncle sitting there?

00:24:46.360 --> 00:24:49.720 align:center
He's trained a pigeon
to soar all the way…

00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:51.719 align:center
Such an amazing view!

00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:54.560 align:center
[Vani] Ma'am, you're Sakhi Shalini
Mahila Mandal's founder.

00:24:54.840 --> 00:24:57.160 align:center
What is the main goal of your institution?

00:24:57.760 --> 00:25:01.040 align:center
Empowerment of women in our country.

00:25:01.360 --> 00:25:04.440 align:center
There are about 70 crore women
in this country.

00:25:05.160 --> 00:25:07.920 align:center
But only less than 1,000
have been awarded a Padma Shri,

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less than 200 have a Padma Bhushan,

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less than 40 have a Padma Vibhushan,

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and only five have Bharat Ratnas.

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And the women were awarded
these national recognitions

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not for being good wives or good mothers.

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But when you ask men
to appreciate women in their lives,

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they say, "Wow, she's a nice lady."

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"She's a good wife. She's a good mother."

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And listening to this,

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the brilliant women of this country

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resign themselves to being someone's wife

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- and live their lives in peace.
- [tense music builds]

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They grind their dreams into chutneys
with their mortars and pestles

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and happily turn into slaves!

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And what titles do they earn for it?

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Wife of Mishra becomes Mishrayein!

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Wife of Gupta becomes Guptayein!

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Wife of Mehta becomes Mehtayein!

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And they carry it
as a badge of honor in society

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and spend their whole lives like that.

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And the men who give them these titles

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of Mishrayein, Panditayein,
and Guptayein,

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I ask those very men… I question them,

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do they have the courage to say,

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"Wow, Mangeshkarayein sang so well?"

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Tell me! Tell me, men!

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- I ask you, would you--
- Cut!

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[tense music fades]

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Get rid of it.

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Delete it.

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What happened, Shanti?

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Nothing, Shalini Devi.

00:26:48.560 --> 00:26:50.200 align:center
You gave a great speech.

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But I realize that I'm only a Mishrayein.

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I do not give you permission
to record this here.

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- Did I say anything wrong?
- No, no, no.

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Bittu's Mummy,
you can say all of it again.

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Everything you said is right.

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But record it in your house, not here.

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- Shanti, what are you saying? I--
- Give me the camera.

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- I'll delete it.
- Hey!

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This is the Mahila Mandal's camera.

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I'll delete it and send it over.

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You can't do that!

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What is your problem
with my feminism? Leave it!

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Don't call your rudeness that,
Bittu's Mummy!

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I didn't say anything wrong.
Everything is true!

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And the truth is always bitter

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because it's good for you!

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But you have become bitter
because you enjoy being bitter!

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- What are you saying? Leave it!
- Yes!

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- [narrator] <i>In Hindi, woman is feminine.</i>
- [inaudible]

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<i>- Argument is masculine.</i>
- [inaudible]

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<i>Dispute is masculine.</i>

00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:42.520 align:center
<i>And losing is feminine.</i>

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<i>Dignity is feminine.</i>

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<i>- An attack on dignity is masculine.</i>
- [inaudible]

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<i>Forgiveness is feminine.</i>

00:27:51.960 --> 00:27:53.640 align:center
<i>Compromise is masculine.</i>

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<i>- War is masculine.</i>
- [inaudible]

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<i>And peace is feminine.</i>

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[loud shatter]

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- Mummy?
- Shanti!

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[Annu] What happened--

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[Shanti breathing angrily]

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You're turning away from feminism today.

00:28:20.600 --> 00:28:22.639 align:center
[Shanti] I'm not turning away
from feminism, Bittu's Mummy.

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Feminism doesn't shame
a Sharmayein or a Mishrayein.

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I'm turning your ego away.

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[gentle music plays]

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[angrily] We will eat later.

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I'm going to cool down in the AC.

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[narrator] <i>Pride is masculine.</i>

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<i>And the mess one's pride makes…</i>

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[gentle music fades]

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[end credit music plays]

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[end credit music ends]

