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[Shalini] Friends, the name of this house
is Mishra Niwas,
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but cheap paint has turned it
into a shabby abode.
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I'm telling you,
he's trying to get back at me.
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- What for?
- He wants to poison me!
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What did you do? Show me.
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[slurred] He got me to do a root canal.
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You didn't think it was necessary
to ask me first?
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You should take the couple membership.
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That's what Priti ma'am
and Prithvi sir did.
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This lady is not good
for mental health.
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[Shanti] Apologize.
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[Shalini] Shanti?
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If you stand before them and grovel,
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they will melt in no time.
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Annu brother.
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No, just Annu.
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Do you remember our neighbor,
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Mr. Bhadoria?
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He made me an offer for Mom's house.
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I'm not going to sell that house.
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I apologized for a mistake
I didn't even make.
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Just yesterday, I handed you
a blank check of goodwill,
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and today you want to cash it in?
Wow.
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That is not a wisdom tooth.
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- Huh?
- That is a low-IQ tooth.
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- Uncle, really? Is this the time to joke?
- [laughter erupts]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- [soft mantra chanting]
- [distant conch blowing]
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- [water pouring]
- [bell tolls]
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[Aman] Pandit ji, you should
have gone into the arts.
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[priest] I wanted to, but I'm too old now.
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Pandit ji, art doesn't care about age,
only people do. [chuckles]
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- Come on.
- Aman!
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- Oh, my mother's here. See you.
- Yes.
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Yes, Mummy!
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- Yes.
- You're feeling spiritual today.
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Did you do something?
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Mummy, you're being judgmental.
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Just because boys my age
don't visit temples that much?
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The priest is always at the temple.
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The priest is not a boy. He's a man.
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The only male here.
Everything else here is female.
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In Hindi, devotion and faith
are all gendered female.
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So are puja, donation box, stairs,
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- the bell--
- That one's gendered male.
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- [bell tolls]
- Fine, that one's male.
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That's why he hangs at the entrance.
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- You're chatty today. Come on now.
- Let me hold the bag.
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Being at the temple is so calming.
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- Our souls--
- Auntie ji, namaste.
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Hi, Surya Narayan.
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Boys who hang out at coffee shops
are hanging out at a temple!
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I have a meeting with a client here.
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Hey! Why are you calling
your cousin a client?
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Mummy, he's talking about his cousin.
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We are meeting him here.
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You-- You should drop Mummy off at home.
Here. Go on.
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Mummy, he'll drop you.
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Yes. Hop on.
We'll get there in five minutes.
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It's ten minutes away,
so we'll be there in ten minutes.
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Okay, ten minutes it is.
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Don't start prattling on the way.
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Get going now.
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Don't worry.
I'll be gone and back in… ten minutes.
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[car approaching]
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- Pandit ji, greetings.
- Greetings. You are?
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- Ganesh.
- [Aman] Oh.
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- [tense music plays]
- [inaudible]
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[inaudible]
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[inaudible]
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[tense music builds, then fades]
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[theme song starts]
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[theme song ends]
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FEMININE - MASCULINE
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Okay. Auntie, I'll go back to Aman.
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- Sure. Ride carefully.
- Yes, I will.
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[metal clanking]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- [distant scraping on floor]
- [metal creaking]
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- [distant scraping on floor continues]
- [eerie music plays]
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[Shalini] Steady. Wait.
Take it over there.
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- Yes, keep going.
- [Shanti] What?
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- Bittu's Mummy!
- [eerie music ends]
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- Shalini!
- [Shanti] Yes, Shalini.
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How did you get in here?
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Your main gate was locked.
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But the roof was open
and so was this door, so we got in!
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Why?
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[Shalini] The ladies of Sakhi Shalini
Mahila Mandal have gathered in my home.
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And we want to shoot a video
for a government grant.
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We wanted some silence,
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so we thought, Shanti wouldn't mind!
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Yes. Well… Go ahead.
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I knew it!
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And listen, make an extra set of keys
and give them to me.
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If you're out again
when we want the space,
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we can let ourselves in. Right?
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- Hmm.
- [Shalini] And, Shanti…
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please make two cups
of strong tea with ginger.
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Okay, I'll make some.
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[whispers] Listen,
talk to her about the money.
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- Hmm.
- [whispers] Go on.
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[approaching footsteps]
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Shanti, we were thinking
we'll pay you 200 rupees per hour.
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[Shanti] What for?
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We're using your house
almost as an office.
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So we thought we could--
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I don't want any payment, dear.
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No, but you also make tea and all for us.
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It's not a problem.
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It's all right today,
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but next time, just call me
before you come over.
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I can keep the tea ready. Yes?
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Go on. I'll bring the tea.
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[Santosh] Sir, we don't have
this tea in the office.
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Oh, this is mine, not the office's.
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- [Santosh] I see.
- Chamomile tea.
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My daughter Linisha got it from the UK.
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Yes.
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Where in the UK?
Nainital or Mussoorie?
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U-- From London, Mishra ji.
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Oh, that UK!
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Well, I have good news.
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Consider your work done.
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- What work, sir?
- [Pradeep] I mean,
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you will be shortlisted
for the housing scheme.
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- What are you saying, sir!
- [Pradeep] Yes.
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You just have to keep a few things ready.
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Everything's ready.
You just have to say the word!
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Wonderful! Then listen.
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I'll make sure you get on that list.
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Once the list is out,
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you have to give them a check
for ten lakh rupees in the first month.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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In the second month,
a check for 12 lakh rupees.
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And in the third month, a check
for 18 lakh rupees. Can you do that?
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Sir, I did not know about this.
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I can withdraw my FD
for the first check,
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but how can I come up with the rest
of the money in such a short time?
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You don't have to. The bank will.
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With a loan.
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The bank will give you a loan.
You can pay it back in installments.
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- Surely, you have a good CIBIL score.
- [Santosh] What?
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CIBIL?
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Yes… I am civil. You know that.
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I'm gathering that.
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Here, you can go
and meet Girish Tomar ji.
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He will take care of your loan.
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Thank you, sir.
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You have been such a great help.
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- I'll always remember this!
- [Pradeep] Oh, it's nothing.
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- Have the tea.
- Yes.
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SANKAT MOCHAN HANUMAN TEMPLE
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Where's Pandit ji?
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I want to ask you that.
I've been waiting for so long.
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[man clears throat]
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Are you parched, Pandit ji?
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- I am. Can I get some water?
- [man] Yes. Hey!
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He's a naughty one! [chuckles]
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No problem. Have some honey.
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- Honey?
- [man] Get it.
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Have some honey.
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It's only honey, not poison,
we're giving you.
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Not yet, anyway,
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since you haven't fulfilled your promise.
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I hope you remember
the promise, Pandit ji.
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- Ganesh. Hmm.
- Pandit ji promised you
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- that before the 1st of this month,
- [man] Hmm.
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Madhav bhaiya and Madhu didi
will be joined in matrimony.
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Hmm. Do you see us joined in matrimony?
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- He's still free.
- And why am I free?
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[Ganesh] Because your father
and her father
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- cannot agree on whose caste is greater.
- Huh?
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But I gave it my blessing.
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Oh, no, no, no, Pandit ji.
It wasn't a blessing.
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You made a prediction…
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that no one would come
between Madhu and me,
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not god or a demon.
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Well, your fathers are neither gods
nor demons. They're humans.
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I don't have a solution to that.
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But if they have any side pieces
you want to get rid of,
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- I could do a puja for that. Yes!
- No.
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My father could never have a side chick!
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Oh, man!
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But you will do a puja, Pandit.
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To subjugate.
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[Aman] Subjugate!
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- Who? Madhu ji?
- Yes-- No!
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You have to do black magic
to subdue our fathers.
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When did I say I did black magic?
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Well, then I'll give you time.
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Learn it and help me
solve my problem, please.
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Please.
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What if I can't?
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Well then…
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Just return the money I paid you,
and we'll never see each other again.
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[Aman] Okay, I'll give it to you now.
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Show me your QR code.
I'll send you 5,000 back.
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[everyone laughs]
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How can we let you go
like that, Pandit ji?
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Sit down, yes.
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I gave you 5,000 rupees,
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after which you stopped
answering my calls.
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So I spent 65,000 rupees to hunt you down.
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Wanna see my boys' hard work?
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Here, let me read Pandit ji's profile.
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Hmm.
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"Aman Mishra, son of Mr. Santosh Mishra."
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"Mother's name, Shanti."
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"Elder brother, Anand Mishra."
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"Address, House No. 534,
Alley No. 7, B Block."
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"Your father works
for the electricity board."
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"Brother's an MR."
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"Brother's address…
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Blue Rose Apartment, 4th floor,
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- 404, Building B."
- That's wrong.
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"Brother lives with his girlfriend."
Oh, God!
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"Girlfriend's name is Satish Negi--"
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Satish Negi?
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Pandit ji, Satish is a man's name.
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- Yes, it's wrong.
- What! Ganesh, come on.
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Boss, he must be his boyfriend.
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His brother lives at the same address.
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With a man?
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Oh.
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My brother lives with us at House No. 534!
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His brother's name
is on the apartment lease.
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Ganesh, brother!
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Your ears are too high up from the ground.
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You probably can't hear anything
when it's windy!
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I can't hear anything from here.
Say "hello," Madhav bhai.
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- Hello!
- I can't hear it.
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- I was kidding.
- Come here, come here.
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Come here.
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Pandit ji, if anything on that paper
turns out to be inaccurate,
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I will grab him by his head
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and shove him into a beehive.
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Boss, I'll take off my pants
and sit on a beehive!
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I have been tailing him for two months.
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[Madhav] So don't try to question
our research, Pandit.
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Start researching black magic. Okay?
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You kidnapped me
and are forcing me to do things.
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This won't bode well for you.
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I am a honey seller.
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I don't do kidnappings.
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I set out honey traps.
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- [tense music plays]
- [Aman] Honey traps!
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That was a solid joke!
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[inaudible]
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[inaudible]
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[inaudible]
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- [bees buzzing]
- [inaudible]
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- [tense music ends]
- [thud]
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- Vani.
- [Vani] Yes?
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Can you pass the lipstick?
It's already faded.
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- Here.
- Actually, I'd put on a bright lipstick…
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Yes, better. All right.
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Where's Shanti now?
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She's hanging clothes to dry on the roof.
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Oh! She spent her whole life doing this,
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picking up her husband and sons'
dirty laundry, washing them, drying them,
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folding them, cooking for them,
doing the dishes!
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Why are you saying it like that?
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Shanti is so helpful.
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She helped you so much
during the last Mandal meeting.
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Yes, she did. She's helpful.
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But… out of habit.
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It's a tendency.
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She can never say no to anyone.
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And she's worn down like a bar of soap!
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First, for her mother-in-law
and her husband,
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now for her sons!
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We've been neighbors for a long time.
We've known them for a while.
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When she first came here after marriage,
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she was beautiful. Taller, too!
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But she has now worn down to this size!
[chuckles]
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Shanti.
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[somber music plays]
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Oh, Shanti.
How long have you been standing there?
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You're shooting?
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No, but we're going to start. Please come.
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Yes.
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Shanti!
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You know what?
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- I'm going to be interviewed by her.
- [somber music fades]
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I'm just struggling
to remember these numbers.
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Could you hold this up for me
behind the camera?
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I can read them off it.
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I'll fold the clothes and join you.
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- Can I help you?
- I'm good, dear.
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You'll fold the clothes in the kitchen?
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- [Shalini chuckles]
- [somber music plays]
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[whispers] See?
She can never say no!
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[Shalini] Shanti, please hurry.
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Sure.
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[somber music fades]
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[engine revving away]
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Yes, Surya Narayan?
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[Surya] Why didn't you answer
my calls? I've been waiting for you.
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Come and pick me up.
I'll send you my location.
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Yes, I'm coming.
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- [all] ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
- Look at the camera.
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[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
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- Sir, please cut the cake.
- Thank you.
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[all] ♪ Happy birthday, Prithvi sir! ♪
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[Shashi] It's for you.
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Happy birthday, Dr. Prithvi sir!
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Stop swinging the rose around!
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The poor thing's harmless.
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- Like you?
- Yes.
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You got the rose for the doctor?
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Yes, Poonam madam messaged me today
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to tell me
it's Dr. Prithvi's birthday today.
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- Give me that. Sir, happy birthday to you.
- [Annu] Okay.
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What you're doing with Shashi Ranjan,
Shashi Ranjan's doing it with the doctor.
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[imitates dog panting]
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Good morning, Dr. Priti!
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- [imitates dog panting]
- You dog!
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- [door opens]
- [approaching footsteps]
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- [Chandan] Make way, please.
- Oh, namaste.
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Chandan ji,
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- you seem busy.
- Yes, I'm busy.
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Where's Dr. Priti? I don't see her.
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She's here, but she won't meet
anyone today. Move.
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- Make way, man.
- [door opens]
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[Annu] Doctor, can I help you?
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Dr. Priti!
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Can I help?
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In the last four days,
I got about 40 negative reviews online.
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About 40?
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I never saw that many patients come in.
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No, I mean…
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clearly, they're fake reviews.
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Manohar Rana, one star.
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Sumit Saurabh, one star.
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Saurabh Sumit, also one star!
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Surya Narayan Nirala,
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Harivansh Rai Chappan,
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Ramdhari Singh Bunker, Dushyant Jalota,
all of them gave one star!
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This man sounds like a jilted poet!
[chuckle]
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Or maybe a poetess?
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Sarojini Raidu and Sylvia Pathak
also gave one star!
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I don't even know who they are.
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Or when they came here.
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Sounds like a bookworm.
He must have left in a lot of pain.
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You know, one of those novelist types.
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Novelist… Must be a failed novelist.
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Already, patient density is so low.
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And these reviews will scare people off.
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What was Aman's feedback? How is he?
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Just great! He was praising you a lot.
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Says you have a precise touch.
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I'll ask him to leave a review.
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No, don't force him.
He was so scared when he came in.
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Doctor, what do you do on Sundays?
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Not meet MROs!
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Good for her.
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Hmm.
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I have a suggestion.
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If you like it, you can take it. Okay?
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I think since you're new in this area,
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not a lot of people know about you.
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Why don't you run a dental camp
on a Sunday?
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Free dental camp.
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Everyone will come running
since it's free.
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You can give them free dental advice.
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That's it then.
They'll go back and tell everyone
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about this great dental clinic
that's opened
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and the great doctor there. Right?
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It's not a bad idea,
but it's a huge undertaking.
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We have to organize
so many things to execute this.
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We have to advertise it
and tell people about it.
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It will need a lot of manpower,
which I don't have.
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But there's Chandan ji!
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He's manly and very powerful!
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Chandan ji can do it, right?
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I mean, ma'am,
I could take care of things.
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[Annu]
And I'll take care of what he can't.
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I will not use any resource
from Mangala Pharma.
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I will not make you
compromise your morals.
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Just hire a few assistants
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who will look after the crowd
under your supervision.
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Okay, but where will we hold the camp?
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- [Girish] Mishra ji.
- [Santosh] Yes.
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I'll push the loan application,
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but your case is a bit weak.
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Your profile is not helping your case.
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Your salary is too low
for a loan of this amount.
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And you're retiring in a few years.
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And then there's the CIBIL score.
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But I should have a good score.
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- I have a good standing in society.
- [Girish] Mishra ji,
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the bank looks at your financial standing.
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You must have heard
of the term "creditworthy."
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Heard of it? I have lived it.
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Even if you go looking,
you will not find one person
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who would say that Santosh Mishra
borrowed money from them!
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[Girish] That is the problem.
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People who have taken out loans
get loans easily
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because they have shown
that they can pay them off.
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Look, since you've never
taken out a loan before,
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our bank cannot decide
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if you can pay the loan back or not.
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That is pretty strange, Mr. Tomar.
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So let me get this straight,
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your bank decides
how much I'd love my second son
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after it looks at how well-loved
my first son was.
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- Yes.
- Now, what if I had only one son?
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You won't be able to tell
if I would love him enough.
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Wow, Mishra ji.
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What an analogy!
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I'll write it down.
It will help me explain it to others.
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Explain it to me first, Mr. Tomar.
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It'll take Anand some time to get here.
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You want to try the PlayStation?
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I don't want to play anything with you.
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- [Surya] You have the PlayStation?
- Aman! Who gave you this address?
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What is your relationship with this man?
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Are you stalking me?
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Whisky on the terrace,
PlayStation in the room!
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Wow, Annu! Nice!
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Why did you leave fake reviews
on Priti's profile?
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Does Papa know that you have
the bottle Uncle Pinky gave him?
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Don't you dare blackmail me!
I'll break your jaw!
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Blackmail?
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Do you even care about anyone
other than yourself?
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I was honey-trapped the whole day!
They finally let me go!
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[Girish] Mishra ji,
what do your sons do?
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The younger one's in college,
the older one's a medical representative.
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So is his salary more than yours?
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If your elder son
has a better financial profile,
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he must have a good CIBIL score.
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Because the kids these days
use credit cards.
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It's kind of taking out loans.
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If you make your older son
a co-applicant on this loan,
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you'll get a bigger loan.
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And the bank will consider you
more creditworthy.
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So talk to your son
and make him your co-applicant.
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[Aman] I had started dreaming big.
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I thought the astrology app was legal,
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and it's not a bad thing.
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When it helped people,
they wished me well.
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When it didn't, they booked another
500-rupee session anyway.
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Everything was going smoothly.
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But then this honey seller came along
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and stung my business!
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He wants a mantra to subdue people!
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You got kidnapped.
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That's why I have sympathy for you.
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Tell me something.
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Have you fallen in love with the dentist?
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- Watch it!
- [Aman] If you have, it's good.
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Madhav, the honey seller, was saying
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that you were in a relationship
with Satish Negi.
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- What?
- [Aman] That it's a live-in relationship.
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Who is this Madhav, the honey seller?
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Tell me where he lives.
I'll spit in his honey!
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He's a bit eccentric.
You don't wanna mess with him.
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We came to an understanding.
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Really? What did you do?
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I'll give him a mantra. What else?
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If I can't,
I'll give him his 70,000 rupees.
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And who'll give you 70,000 rupees?
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Hey! Don't even think about it.
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Should I tell Mummy
how much the PlayStation costs
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and how much you pay in rent?
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Don't even think about blackmailing me.
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I will let Mummy and Papa know
all about the scam you're running.
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Fine.
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I'll save you, you can save me.
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Deal? Huh?
24:27.680 --> 24:29.440
- Okay.
- But with a condition.
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Give me a key to the house.
24:33.680 --> 24:34.999
- I'm your--
- We have no deal!
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- I'm your little brother! Come on.
- Get lost!
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Come on, give me a key. You have
such a great view. Such great taste!
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Sipping tea here would be so fun.
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- I got it for the view.
- [Aman] Yeah?
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[Annu] Do you see
that uncle sitting there?
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He's trained a pigeon
to soar all the way…
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Such an amazing view!
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[Vani] Ma'am, you're Sakhi Shalini
Mahila Mandal's founder.
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What is the main goal of your institution?
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Empowerment of women in our country.
25:01.360 --> 25:04.440
There are about 70 crore women
in this country.
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But only less than 1,000
have been awarded a Padma Shri,
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less than 200 have a Padma Bhushan,
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less than 40 have a Padma Vibhushan,
25:14.720 --> 25:16.920
and only five have Bharat Ratnas.
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And the women were awarded
these national recognitions
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not for being good wives or good mothers.
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But when you ask men
to appreciate women in their lives,
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they say, "Wow, she's a nice lady."
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"She's a good wife. She's a good mother."
25:36.080 --> 25:37.439
And listening to this,
25:37.440 --> 25:40.280
the brilliant women of this country
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resign themselves to being someone's wife
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- and live their lives in peace.
- [tense music builds]
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They grind their dreams into chutneys
with their mortars and pestles
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and happily turn into slaves!
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And what titles do they earn for it?
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Wife of Mishra becomes Mishrayein!
26:03.680 --> 26:05.679
Wife of Gupta becomes Guptayein!
26:05.680 --> 26:07.679
Wife of Mehta becomes Mehtayein!
26:07.680 --> 26:11.479
And they carry it
as a badge of honor in society
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and spend their whole lives like that.
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And the men who give them these titles
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of Mishrayein, Panditayein,
and Guptayein,
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I ask those very men… I question them,
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do they have the courage to say,
26:26.400 --> 26:29.959
"Wow, Mangeshkarayein sang so well?"
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Tell me! Tell me, men!
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- I ask you, would you--
- Cut!
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[tense music fades]
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Get rid of it.
26:42.600 --> 26:43.440
Delete it.
26:44.280 --> 26:45.400
What happened, Shanti?
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Nothing, Shalini Devi.
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You gave a great speech.
26:50.480 --> 26:53.040
But I realize that I'm only a Mishrayein.
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I do not give you permission
to record this here.
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- Did I say anything wrong?
- No, no, no.
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Bittu's Mummy,
you can say all of it again.
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Everything you said is right.
27:02.440 --> 27:05.200
But record it in your house, not here.
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- Shanti, what are you saying? I--
- Give me the camera.
27:08.840 --> 27:10.360
- I'll delete it.
- Hey!
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This is the Mahila Mandal's camera.
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I'll delete it and send it over.
27:13.880 --> 27:15.280
You can't do that!
27:15.640 --> 27:17.999
What is your problem
with my feminism? Leave it!
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Don't call your rudeness that,
Bittu's Mummy!
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I didn't say anything wrong.
Everything is true!
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And the truth is always bitter
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because it's good for you!
27:26.880 --> 27:30.479
But you have become bitter
because you enjoy being bitter!
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- What are you saying? Leave it!
- Yes!
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- [narrator] In Hindi, woman is feminine.
- [inaudible]
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- Argument is masculine.
- [inaudible]
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Dispute is masculine.
27:40.480 --> 27:42.520
And losing is feminine.
27:43.720 --> 27:45.320
Dignity is feminine.
27:46.320 --> 27:48.400
- An attack on dignity is masculine.
- [inaudible]
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Forgiveness is feminine.
27:51.960 --> 27:53.640
Compromise is masculine.
27:54.440 --> 27:56.360
- War is masculine.
- [inaudible]
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And peace is feminine.
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[loud shatter]
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- Mummy?
- Shanti!
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[Annu] What happened--
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[Shanti breathing angrily]
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You're turning away from feminism today.
28:20.600 --> 28:22.639
[Shanti] I'm not turning away
from feminism, Bittu's Mummy.
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Feminism doesn't shame
a Sharmayein or a Mishrayein.
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I'm turning your ego away.
28:29.600 --> 28:31.400
[gentle music plays]
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[angrily] We will eat later.
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I'm going to cool down in the AC.
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[narrator] Pride is masculine.
28:50.800 --> 28:53.000
And the mess one's pride makes…
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[gentle music fades]
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[end credit music plays]
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[end credit music ends]