WEBVTT 00:00:15.600 --> 00:00:17.520 align:center [grunts] Darn it! 00:00:17.600 --> 00:00:19.920 align:center Your kite's too down to earth! You deal with it. 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:21.240 align:center [man] Greetings, Pandit ji! 00:00:21.320 --> 00:00:23.680 align:center Greetings, Madhav ji! How are you? 00:00:23.760 --> 00:00:25.400 align:center Did you get the parcel? 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:27.400 align:center [Madhav] Yes. Some kind of rock, right? 00:00:27.480 --> 00:00:30.600 align:center It's not a rock. It's a pebble. 00:00:30.680 --> 00:00:32.880 align:center You're to keep it in your chest pocket. 00:00:32.960 --> 00:00:34.800 align:center And on the first day of the Krishna paksha, 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:38.400 align:center straighten your back and go to your father and vomit everything. 00:00:38.480 --> 00:00:41.120 align:center -[Madhav] Vomit everything? -I mean, talk about your marriage. 00:00:41.200 --> 00:00:44.000 align:center -[Madhav] I see. -He will agree to it without a problem. 00:00:44.080 --> 00:00:46.800 align:center [Madhav] Okay then, Pandit ji, can you give me your address? 00:00:47.320 --> 00:00:49.800 align:center I want to send you the wedding invite. 00:00:49.880 --> 00:00:51.080 align:center Why do you want my address? 00:00:51.160 --> 00:00:52.880 align:center Just email me the invite. 00:00:52.960 --> 00:00:55.720 align:center [Madhav] But I have to come see you, Pandit ji. 00:00:55.800 --> 00:00:58.360 align:center You don't have to do that. It's against the app policy. 00:00:58.440 --> 00:00:59.320 align:center I cannot meet you. 00:00:59.400 --> 00:01:01.440 align:center -[Madhav] But how can-- -Your time is up. I have to go. 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:02.480 align:center What a pest! 00:01:02.560 --> 00:01:05.320 align:center Why don't you just meet him? 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:06.920 align:center He might just give you a donation. 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:08.360 align:center Listen up, idiot. 00:01:08.520 --> 00:01:10.560 align:center I can read people's auras over phone calls. 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:12.240 align:center And I don't like this man's aura. 00:01:12.320 --> 00:01:14.640 align:center He keeps asking for my details. 00:01:14.720 --> 00:01:16.000 align:center He keeps asking for my address. 00:01:16.080 --> 00:01:17.480 align:center What if he actually shows up here? 00:01:17.560 --> 00:01:18.840 align:center [horn honking, engine approaching] 00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:23.240 align:center [honking continues] 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:30.360 align:center [brakes screech] 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:31.760 align:center [engine idling] 00:01:32.040 --> 00:01:33.600 align:center -Last night, I had a dream -[dramatic music plays] 00:01:34.080 --> 00:01:36.280 align:center that someone showed up here for a reading. 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:40.800 align:center He was sipping tea with Papa. 00:01:41.080 --> 00:01:42.200 align:center [Surya] What are you saying? 00:01:42.520 --> 00:01:44.000 align:center [dramatic music swells] 00:01:45.160 --> 00:01:47.280 align:center But you've been talking to this man on the phone regularly. 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:51.000 align:center [Aman] Talking over the phone is different. 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:53.640 align:center I don't know what kind of man he is, 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:58.000 align:center if he's a goon or if he's dangerous. 00:01:58.080 --> 00:02:00.000 align:center Or if he kills people for money? 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:05.160 align:center Or he's a child nabber! 00:02:05.320 --> 00:02:06.440 align:center [dramatic music fades] 00:02:09.920 --> 00:02:11.600 align:center [dramatic music plays] 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:16.160 align:center Mummy! 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:17.680 align:center -Scram! -[Aman] In this field, 00:02:17.760 --> 00:02:18.640 align:center you can't take that risk. 00:02:18.720 --> 00:02:20.200 align:center -[mockingly] "Mummy!" -[Aman] He will show up as a friend 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:21.720 align:center but will turn out to be an enemy! 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:23.640 align:center But, surely, you can use it. 00:02:23.720 --> 00:02:24.840 align:center -But there's termites-- -[man] Brother-in-law! 00:02:24.920 --> 00:02:26.480 align:center Greetings! 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:28.880 align:center [Shanti] Pinky, it's you! 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:31.520 align:center How are you, Shanti? 00:02:31.600 --> 00:02:33.440 align:center You didn't tell us you were coming! 00:02:33.920 --> 00:02:35.960 align:center I wanted to surprise my brother-in-law. 00:02:36.880 --> 00:02:38.720 align:center -How are you, Santosh? -In shock. 00:02:39.440 --> 00:02:41.600 align:center Oh, come on. You're still mad at me? 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:44.560 align:center Oh no, I'm not mad. I'm happy. 00:02:44.640 --> 00:02:46.360 align:center This is my happy face. 00:02:51.200 --> 00:02:52.920 align:center -And, sir, you are? -I'm Baddhai. 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:55.280 align:center Then you can get going. Where are the boys? 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:57.240 align:center -Annu! Aman! -Annu's gone to the office. 00:02:57.320 --> 00:02:58.520 align:center Aman's up on the roof. 00:02:58.600 --> 00:03:00.400 align:center Aman, look who's here! 00:03:00.480 --> 00:03:01.520 align:center Is he actually here? 00:03:01.600 --> 00:03:03.600 align:center You don't have to come down. 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:06.480 align:center Oh, that's our Pinky uncle. 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:08.240 align:center You're just… 00:03:08.320 --> 00:03:10.800 align:center Listen, make the timetable, and get going. Come on. 00:03:11.680 --> 00:03:13.680 align:center We’ll talk about the wood tomorrow. 00:03:13.760 --> 00:03:17.080 align:center I have a hyena here to take care of right now. Okay? 00:03:17.160 --> 00:03:19.800 align:center -Did you drive your car here, Pinky? -SUV. 00:03:19.880 --> 00:03:22.480 align:center -Really? -Shanti, I'm leaving for work. 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:25.920 align:center What's the hurry? Pinky's here. Sit down for a while. 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:28.160 align:center -Come on. -Let him be, Shanti. 00:03:28.240 --> 00:03:30.840 align:center Please don't force any formalities on him. 00:03:30.920 --> 00:03:31.960 align:center He's a government worker. 00:03:32.040 --> 00:03:34.640 align:center He has a boss to answer to, 00:03:34.720 --> 00:03:37.640 align:center unlike businessmen like me who can do whatever they want. 00:03:37.720 --> 00:03:40.800 align:center It's called discipline, not fearing the boss. 00:03:41.280 --> 00:03:42.240 align:center I can stay a while. 00:03:42.320 --> 00:03:43.960 align:center -[Aman] Hello, Uncle! -There he is. 00:03:44.040 --> 00:03:45.760 align:center -Hey! -I didn't know you were coming. 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:48.920 align:center Do you think only you come around unannounced? 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:51.640 align:center -[Santosh] When did we do that? -What's this? 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:53.640 align:center Is that a tambourine? 00:03:53.720 --> 00:03:55.880 align:center -It's paneer. -So much? 00:03:55.960 --> 00:03:58.120 align:center Oh, there's a dairy near my house. 00:03:58.200 --> 00:04:00.800 align:center I had the owner buy a life insurance policy. 00:04:00.880 --> 00:04:03.280 align:center The poor man couldn't pay his premium, 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:06.280 align:center but your uncle stopped his policy from lapsing. 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:09.560 align:center And so, the man's been sending over four to five kilos of paneer now and then. 00:04:09.640 --> 00:04:11.800 align:center -See that, Papa? -Would you believe that? 00:04:11.880 --> 00:04:15.040 align:center I'm surprised there's enough milk to go around for him to do that, 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:16.280 align:center giving it away for free! 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:18.400 align:center Papa, there's more milk and curd in the country 00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:19.840 align:center now that people are going vegan. 00:04:19.920 --> 00:04:21.960 align:center He wouldn't understand! Shanti, here. 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:23.840 align:center [gasps excitedly] What's this? 00:04:24.440 --> 00:04:26.600 align:center -A small TV? -No, a big phone. 00:04:26.680 --> 00:04:28.440 align:center Tab, Santosh. It's called a tab. 00:04:28.520 --> 00:04:30.760 align:center Is that for your sister to chop vegetables on? 00:04:30.840 --> 00:04:33.320 align:center Why would I do that? I can pass the time on it. 00:04:33.400 --> 00:04:35.720 align:center And you sound as if you know how to work a tab! 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:39.760 align:center -Pandit ji, here's a donation. -Thanks, Uncle! 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:41.840 align:center He didn't even have a janeu yet. 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:44.640 align:center Santosh, please look away. 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:47.000 align:center -This is between my nephew and me. -[Santosh] Fine. 00:04:47.080 --> 00:04:49.360 align:center -Let me hold that for you. -I'm holding it, Mummy. 00:04:49.440 --> 00:04:51.000 align:center You can also look away. 00:04:53.880 --> 00:04:56.880 align:center That's a huge bag. Are you staying for long? 00:04:56.960 --> 00:05:00.360 align:center Pinky, didn't you get anything for your brother-in-law? 00:05:00.440 --> 00:05:01.680 align:center Oh no, he doesn't have to. 00:05:01.760 --> 00:05:04.120 align:center Well, he's an important man. 00:05:04.200 --> 00:05:05.320 align:center What could I even offer him? 00:05:05.400 --> 00:05:07.560 align:center -Your absence. -Come on, Papa! 00:05:07.640 --> 00:05:08.720 align:center I'm just kidding. 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:11.560 align:center He knows I'm always kidding around. 00:05:12.080 --> 00:05:14.000 align:center -Now close your eyes. -Oh, stop it. 00:05:14.080 --> 00:05:15.720 align:center -Just close them. -Oh, stop it. 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:17.840 align:center Santosh, do it, please. 00:05:18.800 --> 00:05:19.800 align:center Fine. 00:05:19.880 --> 00:05:22.240 align:center Three, two, one! 00:05:22.320 --> 00:05:23.440 align:center Magic! 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:25.760 align:center That's expensive magic. 00:05:25.840 --> 00:05:28.720 align:center What! This is really-- 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:33.440 align:center -I've stopped drinking. -[Aman] Yes, he has. 00:05:33.520 --> 00:05:34.640 align:center Your loss. 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:39.360 align:center -No, no-- -Leave it. 00:05:39.440 --> 00:05:41.560 align:center If you've left drinking, let go of the bottle as well! 00:05:41.640 --> 00:05:43.200 align:center -Come on. -Aman. 00:05:43.280 --> 00:05:45.000 align:center -Get a knife. -Papa? 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:47.160 align:center Let's cut the paneer. 00:05:48.080 --> 00:05:49.880 align:center -Okay. -Get some water too. 00:05:49.960 --> 00:05:52.520 align:center -Put on some tea too. -And get a bowl. 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:56.480 align:center I'll consider the paneer as my gift. What else? 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:01.480 align:center So your final answer is no? 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:02.720 align:center [Shalini] Annu's Mummy! 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:05.560 align:center Hide it quickly! The woman might steal it! 00:06:05.640 --> 00:06:08.560 align:center -Who's here with us? -This is our neighbor, Bittu's Mummy. 00:06:08.640 --> 00:06:09.960 align:center -Namaste. -Let it be. 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:12.920 align:center UP02ZZ27 is your car? 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:15.200 align:center -SUV. -It's parked outside my house. 00:06:15.280 --> 00:06:16.840 align:center -[Pinky] Yes-- -Bittu's Mummy, 00:06:16.920 --> 00:06:20.040 align:center this is my younger brother, Pinky. You've met him before 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:22.160 align:center when he was here a few years ago. 00:06:22.240 --> 00:06:25.840 align:center Annu's Mummy, I don't remember men's faces. 00:06:28.600 --> 00:06:30.120 align:center But isn't he the one 00:06:30.200 --> 00:06:34.520 align:center who threw 1,000 rupee notes on Santosh's face? 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:35.880 align:center Fake notes. 00:06:35.960 --> 00:06:38.200 align:center -And then I thrashed-- -Do you want me to move the car? 00:06:38.280 --> 00:06:39.720 align:center Let it be. 00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:43.240 align:center But beware, we have miscreants letting air out of tires in the colony. 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:45.840 align:center -How is it, Santosh? -[Santosh] Really good. 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:50.520 align:center It's just that it tastes a bit different. 00:06:50.600 --> 00:06:52.400 align:center That's the taste of freshness. 00:06:53.840 --> 00:06:57.120 align:center Why do you have a block of thermocol under the newspaper? 00:06:57.200 --> 00:06:58.360 align:center It's paneer. 00:06:58.440 --> 00:06:59.520 align:center -It's paneer. -Huh? 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:00.600 align:center It's paneer. 00:07:03.440 --> 00:07:05.680 align:center It's fake paneer. 00:07:05.760 --> 00:07:07.640 align:center -Who is she? -Poison. 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:08.840 align:center [Shalini] It is poison. 00:07:08.920 --> 00:07:11.320 align:center -Where did you buy it? -It's poison?! 00:07:11.400 --> 00:07:12.880 align:center Pinky! 00:07:12.960 --> 00:07:14.680 align:center Get me some water with salt in it. 00:07:14.760 --> 00:07:17.600 align:center -I want to throw it up. -Santosh, that is not true. 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:19.280 align:center -You're overreacting. -[Aman] Stop blaming him. 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:21.000 align:center [Pinky] It's good paneer, really. 00:07:21.080 --> 00:07:22.800 align:center -[Shanti] What are you doing? -[Shalini] Look at this, sisters. 00:07:22.880 --> 00:07:25.120 align:center -What are you doing? -I have to make a video about it. 00:07:25.200 --> 00:07:26.120 align:center [Aman] It's not poison! 00:07:26.200 --> 00:07:27.480 align:center -It's fake! -Stop trying to vomit. 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:29.280 align:center -It's fake paneer. -Who the heck are you? 00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:31.160 align:center Stop this! Stop recording! 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:32.920 align:center I'm telling you, he's trying to get back at me. 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:34.960 align:center -What for? -He wants to poison me! 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:36.360 align:center Come on! 00:07:36.440 --> 00:07:39.000 align:center Just tell me who the seller is and where his shop is. 00:07:39.080 --> 00:07:41.120 align:center [Pinky] Please go away! What are you doing? 00:07:41.280 --> 00:07:42.800 align:center [Shalini] You shouldn't eat it. 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:44.880 align:center -Fraud Pinky! -[Pinky] Stop it! 00:07:45.640 --> 00:07:46.480 align:center [retching] 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:48.800 align:center -[Shanti] What are you doing? -Stop being so dramatic now. 00:07:49.120 --> 00:07:50.720 align:center -[retching] -[Shanti] Come on! 00:07:51.880 --> 00:07:53.600 align:center [theme song starts] 00:08:34.280 --> 00:08:35.400 align:center [theme song ends] 00:08:35.480 --> 00:08:39.280 align:center FAKE PANEER 00:08:40.800 --> 00:08:42.640 align:center [Annu] It spreads through spit. 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:43.840 align:center [Negi] Is it cholera? 00:08:43.920 --> 00:08:45.520 align:center [Annu] Chandan ji, good morning! 00:08:46.040 --> 00:08:47.120 align:center Good afternoon. 00:08:47.680 --> 00:08:50.160 align:center All right, it isn't morning until you're up for the day! 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:51.520 align:center -Right? -True. 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:53.640 align:center Chandan ji, this is my friend Negi. 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:55.600 align:center Negi, that's Chandan ji. 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.440 align:center -He's Dr. Priti's He-Man! -Nice. 00:08:58.520 --> 00:09:00.800 align:center What's He-Man? Man is he. 00:09:00.880 --> 00:09:03.080 align:center He, him, they, them, men can also be those now. 00:09:03.160 --> 00:09:05.680 align:center [Annu] Yes, anything goes these days. The world has progressed a lot. 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:08.680 align:center It's pretty crowded today. Looks like she won't be free until evening. 00:09:08.760 --> 00:09:10.520 align:center -Hmm. -She must be seeing a patient. 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:13.440 align:center No, she's meeting with your… Shashi sir. 00:09:14.720 --> 00:09:16.640 align:center He's joined Steady Life. 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:18.080 align:center That he has. 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.760 align:center -But, Chandan ji, it is not right. -What? 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:24.240 align:center There are patients waiting outside, and you sent Shashi Ranjan inside. 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:26.200 align:center Now you're making us wait? 00:09:26.280 --> 00:09:29.120 align:center These are not Dr. Priti's patients but Dr. Prithvi's. 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:31.240 align:center They're sitting here because all the seats are full. 00:09:32.000 --> 00:09:33.360 align:center Oh, boy! 00:09:33.440 --> 00:09:34.520 align:center -All of them? -Yes. 00:09:34.600 --> 00:09:35.720 align:center -[buzzer sounds] -Man! 00:09:35.920 --> 00:09:37.440 align:center I'll ask his coordinator for an appointment. 00:09:37.760 --> 00:09:39.200 align:center -Dr. Prithvi is a priority. -Yes, go. 00:09:39.280 --> 00:09:41.160 align:center [Priti] Chandan ji, please escort him out. 00:09:41.240 --> 00:09:43.080 align:center -Sorry, ma'am. I'll take your leave. -[Chandan] Come on. 00:09:43.160 --> 00:09:45.000 align:center -[Shashi] It was a miscommunication. -[Priti] Thank you. 00:09:45.080 --> 00:09:46.960 align:center -But your father and I… -[Priti] Thank you, Mr. Shashi. 00:09:47.040 --> 00:09:48.200 align:center -[Chandan] Let's go. -…had a good relationship. 00:09:48.280 --> 00:09:50.200 align:center -[Shashi] We were very-- -[Chandan] Thank you. Thank you. 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:51.800 align:center [background chatter] 00:09:53.080 --> 00:09:54.080 align:center Happens, sir. 00:09:54.160 --> 00:09:55.480 align:center She was in a bad mood. 00:09:55.560 --> 00:09:56.920 align:center Even before you went in? 00:09:57.120 --> 00:09:58.040 align:center [chuckles] 00:09:59.040 --> 00:10:00.320 align:center She doesn't get a lot of patients. 00:10:00.880 --> 00:10:02.120 align:center She's free mostly. 00:10:03.240 --> 00:10:06.040 align:center She's a walking book of ethics that no one wants to read. 00:10:07.120 --> 00:10:08.680 align:center They will. Someone will. 00:10:08.760 --> 00:10:10.680 align:center -[Priti] Chandan ji. -[Chandan] Yes? 00:10:10.760 --> 00:10:12.960 align:center -Don't send anymore MRs. -[Chandan] All right. 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:17.720 align:center Unless they already have an appointment. 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:21.160 align:center Go ahead. 00:10:21.240 --> 00:10:22.760 align:center She's quite principled, like you. 00:10:23.480 --> 00:10:25.120 align:center -You two will get along. -[Annu] Hmm. 00:10:25.600 --> 00:10:28.360 align:center Isn't that sweet of you? I have to go. 00:10:36.640 --> 00:10:37.560 align:center Sit. 00:10:40.440 --> 00:10:41.600 align:center Are you all right? 00:10:42.520 --> 00:10:45.880 align:center Your ex-colleague was here to give me his visiting card. 00:10:46.520 --> 00:10:49.480 align:center He's a shameless man. I don't like him at all. 00:10:49.560 --> 00:10:52.560 align:center -Did you have your lunch? -[Annu] No, I eat late. 00:10:52.640 --> 00:10:54.320 align:center -Get another plate. -Oh, no, no. 00:10:54.400 --> 00:10:56.400 align:center None of me, thank you. Please go ahead. 00:10:56.480 --> 00:10:59.160 align:center Why? You have a problem eating with me? 00:10:59.240 --> 00:11:00.920 align:center [Annu] No, I'm just not hungry. 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:02.080 align:center Dr. Prithvi will also join us. 00:11:02.160 --> 00:11:03.960 align:center -Eat with us. -He's joining us? 00:11:04.800 --> 00:11:06.080 align:center That's wonderful. 00:11:06.160 --> 00:11:08.520 align:center I'll join you, but I won't eat. 00:11:08.600 --> 00:11:10.280 align:center Can you introduce me to him? 00:11:11.640 --> 00:11:13.880 align:center So you're staying for Dr. Prithvi? 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:16.560 align:center No, I've never met him. So I can-- 00:11:16.640 --> 00:11:19.400 align:center Hey, Priti. No time to breathe! Hi. 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:21.480 align:center He's joining us for lunch? 00:11:21.560 --> 00:11:23.880 align:center -[Priti] Oh, I'm so sorry. -Oh, no. This is for you. 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:26.640 align:center [Priti] He's Anand. He represents Mangala Pharma. 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:27.840 align:center Anand Mishra. 00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:29.520 align:center I just washed my hands. 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:31.360 align:center -I'll shake your hand after. -Sure. 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:34.080 align:center A doctor has to be careful about hygiene. Huh? 00:11:34.920 --> 00:11:36.000 align:center You're sure you won't have anything? 00:11:36.080 --> 00:11:37.080 align:center No, please go ahead. 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:40.640 align:center -Mangala Pharma. -Yes. 00:11:40.720 --> 00:11:43.000 align:center -You're an MRO or FSO? -No. 00:11:43.760 --> 00:11:45.040 align:center Area Sales Executive. 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:47.280 align:center Commitment of quality and trust. 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:49.560 align:center Nice. Can you pass the broccoli? 00:11:50.240 --> 00:11:51.160 align:center Thank you. 00:11:52.560 --> 00:11:55.480 align:center Absolutely mayhem out there today. 00:11:55.720 --> 00:11:57.920 align:center Dealt with patients until now, and now the benefactor of MRs. 00:11:59.760 --> 00:12:00.640 align:center [Santosh burps] 00:12:00.720 --> 00:12:01.920 align:center Do you hear anything? 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:03.920 align:center Yeah, he just keeps burping. 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:05.080 align:center -[Shanti clicks tongue] -What? 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:08.080 align:center [Santosh] I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm coming. 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:11.880 align:center Santosh, you're fine. Nothing's wrong with you. 00:12:12.080 --> 00:12:13.520 align:center [Santosh burps] 00:12:13.720 --> 00:12:16.520 align:center It's not the paneer. Your neighbor is poison! 00:12:17.760 --> 00:12:19.080 align:center Both of you are poisonous. 00:12:19.600 --> 00:12:22.000 align:center Shanti, I think I'm getting sick. 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:24.280 align:center Something doesn't feel right. 00:12:24.560 --> 00:12:26.600 align:center Give me some water with asafoetida and carom seeds. 00:12:26.680 --> 00:12:28.400 align:center You already had three glasses of it. 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:30.160 align:center You went to the washroom four times! 00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:32.040 align:center I won't give you anything else. 00:12:32.360 --> 00:12:33.600 align:center [Aman] Papa, just sit down. 00:12:33.680 --> 00:12:36.320 align:center -Give me that, Auntie. Give it to me. -Record everything. 00:12:36.600 --> 00:12:37.640 align:center Just give a minute. 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:39.840 align:center Everything will be clear as day soon. 00:12:39.920 --> 00:12:42.640 align:center -Uncle is my soul animal. -What's that? 00:12:42.720 --> 00:12:46.000 align:center He means an animal that sucks your soul! 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:47.920 align:center Papa, he has a clean aura. 00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:50.200 align:center [Shalini] Maybe, but his paneer isn't clean! 00:12:50.280 --> 00:12:51.640 align:center Record everything properly. 00:12:51.720 --> 00:12:55.120 align:center Make sure the paneer and I can be seen clearly. 00:12:55.200 --> 00:12:56.520 align:center [Aman] Uncle, 00:12:56.600 --> 00:12:58.360 align:center -you're in her vlog! -[Shalini] Sir, please. 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:00.440 align:center -Come here. -Sir, please go there. 00:13:00.520 --> 00:13:02.080 align:center We'll record you later. 00:13:02.160 --> 00:13:04.360 align:center What a waste of time this is! 00:13:04.480 --> 00:13:07.320 align:center I sold the diary owner a life insurance policy. 00:13:07.400 --> 00:13:08.640 align:center He wouldn't cheat me! 00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:10.520 align:center You sold me a policy, too. 00:13:10.600 --> 00:13:12.760 align:center -Come on, Papa! -I already had about 40 grams of poison. 00:13:12.840 --> 00:13:16.880 align:center I hope it isn't time for us to claim the insurance. 00:13:17.000 --> 00:13:18.960 align:center -What are you saying? -[Shalini] Everyone, look here. 00:13:20.560 --> 00:13:24.000 align:center My sisters of Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal, 00:13:24.120 --> 00:13:27.480 align:center I wish you could all be at this paneer trial today. 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:30.640 align:center I'm going to drop some iodine on the paneer. 00:13:30.720 --> 00:13:32.600 align:center If it stays yellow, 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:34.240 align:center this paneer is real. 00:13:34.880 --> 00:13:38.600 align:center But if it turns blue or black, 00:13:38.680 --> 00:13:40.760 align:center you'll know that the paneer is fake. 00:13:40.840 --> 00:13:41.800 align:center What? 00:13:42.320 --> 00:13:44.800 align:center [light suspense music plays] 00:13:53.840 --> 00:13:54.880 align:center [light suspense music ends] 00:13:54.960 --> 00:13:57.000 align:center -See? It didn't change color. -Yes. 00:13:57.080 --> 00:13:59.120 align:center -So it's real paneer. -So everything's good? 00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:00.760 align:center Why would the dairy owner cheat me? 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:02.080 align:center You're right, Pinky. 00:14:02.160 --> 00:14:03.960 align:center -He's still not feeling better, is he? -[indistinct chatter] 00:14:04.040 --> 00:14:06.240 align:center -Tell me-- -Why do you let her in the house? 00:14:06.320 --> 00:14:07.360 align:center Stop, everyone! 00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:08.400 align:center -Wait! -[Pinky] Do something. 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:10.720 align:center Knife… 00:14:10.800 --> 00:14:11.920 align:center [Santosh] Where are you going with the knife? 00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:13.120 align:center -[Shanti] Aman! -He's angry. 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:14.320 align:center [Shalini] Hope he doesn't do anything rash. 00:14:14.400 --> 00:14:16.480 align:center Why wouldn't he be, when someone's slandering his uncle? 00:14:16.560 --> 00:14:17.720 align:center -[Shanti] Calm down. -[Santosh] Really? 00:14:18.840 --> 00:14:21.400 align:center Here's a piece of potato. It has a lot of starch in it. 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:22.560 align:center Drop your iodine on it. 00:14:22.640 --> 00:14:24.440 align:center -It should change its color. -Very good. 00:14:24.520 --> 00:14:26.000 align:center [light suspense music plays] 00:14:34.800 --> 00:14:36.200 align:center -Even the potato didn't change its color. -[light suspense music fades] 00:14:36.440 --> 00:14:38.200 align:center So is the potato fake, too, Bittu's Mummy? 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:39.880 align:center [Pinky] No! 00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:41.840 align:center Her iodine is fake, like her. 00:14:41.920 --> 00:14:42.800 align:center Yes! 00:14:42.880 --> 00:14:45.120 align:center -No, no, no. -[Aman] Where did you get it from? 00:14:45.200 --> 00:14:47.720 align:center Now let's get Aunt’s statement. 00:14:47.800 --> 00:14:49.240 align:center -Yes! -[Shalini] What? No! 00:14:49.320 --> 00:14:50.640 align:center -Stop it. -[Santosh] Record her. 00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:52.560 align:center You're getting personal now. 00:14:52.640 --> 00:14:55.400 align:center Bittu's father had sold him a policy. 00:14:55.480 --> 00:14:57.880 align:center -See that? -[Pinky] Did you hear that? Santosh? 00:14:57.960 --> 00:15:00.880 align:center Now it's proven that the iodine is fake. 00:15:00.960 --> 00:15:03.560 align:center No, we've only proved that the iodine is fake. 00:15:03.640 --> 00:15:06.160 align:center Not that the paneer is real. 00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:08.240 align:center There are other ways! 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:12.440 align:center This woman is not good for mental health. 00:15:12.520 --> 00:15:13.360 align:center [loud whirring] 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:20.880 align:center [loud whirring stops] 00:15:21.360 --> 00:15:22.720 align:center Now watch 00:15:22.800 --> 00:15:26.280 align:center as I rub the ground pigeon peas on the paneer. 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:29.160 align:center -Let's see if that changes its color. -Okay. 00:15:29.240 --> 00:15:31.200 align:center And if its color changes, 00:15:31.280 --> 00:15:34.000 align:center you will know it has urea 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:36.080 align:center and detergent. 00:15:36.160 --> 00:15:38.960 align:center And if the color doesn't change, would the dal be fake? 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:40.360 align:center Huh? 00:15:40.520 --> 00:15:42.960 align:center Bittu's Mummy, where did you learn all this? 00:15:43.040 --> 00:15:44.760 align:center [Shalini] Annu's Mummy, you'd know this too 00:15:44.840 --> 00:15:47.840 align:center -if you had joined the Mahila Mandal. -Oh, gosh! 00:15:47.920 --> 00:15:50.600 align:center We cannot put Mr. Mishra's life in danger. 00:15:50.680 --> 00:15:53.600 align:center We still don't know if his life is in danger. 00:15:53.680 --> 00:15:55.520 align:center When will you decide 00:15:55.600 --> 00:15:58.440 align:center if I will live or have to say my goodbyes? 00:15:58.520 --> 00:16:00.360 align:center Bid her goodbye! 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:02.360 align:center -Stop touching your stomach. -Just shut up! 00:16:02.440 --> 00:16:04.080 align:center -Yes! -Look, the color’s changing. 00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:05.720 align:center It will change, hold on. 00:16:05.800 --> 00:16:07.320 align:center -Uncle, the color’s changing. -Right? 00:16:07.400 --> 00:16:09.040 align:center -Yes, the color is changing. -It is, yes. 00:16:09.120 --> 00:16:10.360 align:center It's turning red! 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.080 align:center -Right? I can see it too! -Yes. 00:16:12.160 --> 00:16:14.160 align:center Your face, I mean! 00:16:15.280 --> 00:16:16.680 align:center Come on! 00:16:16.760 --> 00:16:19.360 align:center Bittu's Mummy, you're mistaken. 00:16:19.440 --> 00:16:21.560 align:center -Pinky cannot be fooled. -You're right. 00:16:21.640 --> 00:16:22.680 align:center He fools others. 00:16:22.760 --> 00:16:24.360 align:center Come on, Santosh. Really? 00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:27.040 align:center Annu's Mummy, look at his face. 00:16:27.120 --> 00:16:28.880 align:center He's clearly in pain. 00:16:28.960 --> 00:16:30.360 align:center We cannot take a risk. 00:16:32.040 --> 00:16:33.880 align:center [narrator] People who don't take risks 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:36.280 align:center don't get insurance. 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:39.520 align:center But sometimes, not having insurance 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:40.960 align:center is the biggest risk! 00:16:42.400 --> 00:16:46.160 align:center If an insurance company starts insuring countries, 00:16:46.800 --> 00:16:49.920 align:center our country would have to pay a steep premium! 00:16:51.760 --> 00:16:55.600 align:center Because our country runs on trust and hope. 00:16:56.280 --> 00:16:59.800 align:center Every person here brings some risk into your life, 00:17:00.200 --> 00:17:01.440 align:center and some insurance. 00:17:03.480 --> 00:17:06.400 align:center Wish there were an iodine test for humans 00:17:06.800 --> 00:17:08.200 align:center to help us know 00:17:08.640 --> 00:17:11.400 align:center how much risk and how much insurance 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:13.680 align:center they'd bring into our lives. 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:15.800 align:center Such great paneer! 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:18.600 align:center -It's so pure! -Now it's pure? 00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:21.320 align:center -[Shalini] I've never seen such quality. -What's wrong with her? 00:17:21.560 --> 00:17:22.840 align:center See, how soft! 00:17:23.560 --> 00:17:25.520 align:center You have a lot here. It might go bad. 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:27.720 align:center We'll give some away. 00:17:28.840 --> 00:17:31.800 align:center -[clears throat] -Yes, you should. 00:17:31.880 --> 00:17:33.880 align:center Will you have some? 00:17:34.360 --> 00:17:36.480 align:center No, no. I cannot. [chuckles] 00:17:36.560 --> 00:17:37.400 align:center I'll cut the portion. 00:17:37.480 --> 00:17:38.720 align:center [Shanti] All right. 00:17:38.800 --> 00:17:40.920 align:center -Okay, I'll get you a container. -Yes. 00:17:42.320 --> 00:17:45.360 align:center Santosh, it wasn't your stomach 00:17:46.080 --> 00:17:48.080 align:center -but my heart that was hurt today. -Oh, please! 00:17:48.920 --> 00:17:50.640 align:center Is that all you trust me? 00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:53.200 align:center Uncle, he trusts you a lot less than you think. 00:17:53.280 --> 00:17:56.600 align:center Shut up. Ask Annu to get something for the tummy ache. 00:17:56.680 --> 00:17:58.920 align:center -[Aman] Do you believe this? -To be safe. 00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:00.760 align:center For precaution. That's all. 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:03.160 align:center Santosh, you're really so great! 00:18:03.520 --> 00:18:06.720 align:center [Shalini] It's a small box, Annu's Mummy. 00:18:09.120 --> 00:18:09.960 align:center So, Anand, 00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:12.720 align:center -you MRs must have an erratic lunch hour. -[phone buzzing] 00:18:13.200 --> 00:18:14.120 align:center What, sir? 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:16.280 align:center It must be hard to stick to a schedule. 00:18:16.360 --> 00:18:18.480 align:center -Yes, it's erratic. -Hmm. 00:18:18.560 --> 00:18:21.560 align:center No, sir. Well, lunch for us is… [chuckles] 00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:25.560 align:center is decided by where we are and what we can get to eat there. 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:29.000 align:center If we're closer to MG Road, we have chhole bhature there. 00:18:29.080 --> 00:18:32.520 align:center If we're close to Sadar, I have samosas and shikanji at Rati's. 00:18:32.600 --> 00:18:34.280 align:center [Priti] Rati's samosa and shikanji? 00:18:34.880 --> 00:18:37.480 align:center -The shop's still standing? -Yes, you've been? 00:18:38.080 --> 00:18:40.600 align:center [Priti] I've been? It's a part of my childhood! 00:18:40.680 --> 00:18:41.520 align:center Oh! 00:18:41.600 --> 00:18:43.720 align:center It's right next to my school. I'd go every day. 00:18:43.800 --> 00:18:46.240 align:center So you're from Scent Asabelle? 00:18:47.480 --> 00:18:48.400 align:center St. Isabelle. 00:18:49.280 --> 00:18:51.760 align:center Yes, I have some trouble with Saint. 00:18:51.840 --> 00:18:54.480 align:center And some with Isabelle. 00:18:55.920 --> 00:18:57.200 align:center Priti was a head girl there. 00:18:58.600 --> 00:19:01.000 align:center -And you were a head boy at? -St. Lawrence. 00:19:03.040 --> 00:19:04.760 align:center -You? -Mahanagar Boys. 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:08.320 align:center Our school head boy wouldn't wear his badge, 00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:10.480 align:center so that no one would know. [raucous laughter] 00:19:10.600 --> 00:19:11.520 align:center Clever! 00:19:12.240 --> 00:19:14.000 align:center -[Prithvi] Funny. -Man, 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:17.360 align:center -I miss Rati's samosas now. -[soft music plays] 00:19:17.440 --> 00:19:20.960 align:center -Suddenly, the broccoli tastes awful. -Of course! 00:19:21.040 --> 00:19:22.840 align:center I could get you some hot samosas if you want. 00:19:22.920 --> 00:19:24.520 align:center -Yes, please! -Yes? 00:19:24.600 --> 00:19:25.720 align:center -All right. -Done. 00:19:26.560 --> 00:19:27.400 align:center -Yes, -[soft music fades] 00:19:27.600 --> 00:19:29.960 align:center have Rati's samosas and Ustad's chhole bhature. 00:19:30.040 --> 00:19:31.160 align:center Great. 00:19:31.240 --> 00:19:33.200 align:center He's going to need a cardiologist soon. 00:19:33.280 --> 00:19:36.120 align:center But, congratulations, you have one right next door. 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:40.760 align:center [Annu] Your humor is on point. 00:19:40.840 --> 00:19:42.440 align:center This is why I wanted to meet you, sir. 00:19:42.520 --> 00:19:43.760 align:center To educate myself. 00:19:44.080 --> 00:19:45.000 align:center [phone buzzing] 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:48.480 align:center -One minute. -[Priti] Answer it. 00:19:48.560 --> 00:19:50.520 align:center Yeah, it's my home. They've been calling me. 00:19:50.600 --> 00:19:53.000 align:center -[Priti] Then take it. -Yes, one minute. 00:19:53.360 --> 00:19:54.360 align:center Hello? 00:19:55.000 --> 00:19:56.360 align:center What's your name? 00:19:56.440 --> 00:19:58.600 align:center -Negi, sir. -[Annu] What? Fake paneer? 00:19:59.040 --> 00:20:00.880 align:center Oh, Pinky uncle's here. 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:04.040 align:center Mummy, I'll call you back. I'm at work. 00:20:05.080 --> 00:20:07.360 align:center So did you meet Prithvi? 00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:09.880 align:center I met Poonam ma'am. I can see Dr. Prithvi after lunch. 00:20:09.960 --> 00:20:11.560 align:center Come on, man. 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:13.600 align:center What are you doing in there with both the doctors? 00:20:13.680 --> 00:20:15.440 align:center Dr. Priti must have left him hanging. 00:20:15.600 --> 00:20:17.240 align:center [playful music starts] 00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:19.200 align:center Did she leave you hanging? 00:20:20.200 --> 00:20:22.680 align:center She asked me to join her for lunch. 00:20:23.440 --> 00:20:25.720 align:center Yes, Prithvi's given me an appointment the day after. 00:20:26.200 --> 00:20:28.560 align:center Wait here. I'll finish lunch and be back in five. 00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:29.600 align:center -[playful music ends] -Take your time. 00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:33.800 align:center [Pinky] Oh, my! 00:20:34.280 --> 00:20:37.080 align:center Wow! It smells amazing. 00:20:38.240 --> 00:20:39.800 align:center -Did you add cashews? -[Shanti clicks tongue] 00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:42.920 align:center Sister, why are you being so stingy? 00:20:43.000 --> 00:20:44.840 align:center The cashews smelled bad. 00:20:44.920 --> 00:20:47.600 align:center If your brother-in-law gets sick after having it, 00:20:47.680 --> 00:20:49.840 align:center he would have blamed the paneer! 00:20:51.560 --> 00:20:54.160 align:center Santosh is really strange. 00:20:56.840 --> 00:20:58.600 align:center -Sister. -[Shanti] Hmm? 00:20:59.840 --> 00:21:01.080 align:center I want to talk about something. 00:21:01.640 --> 00:21:02.520 align:center Hmm? 00:21:06.280 --> 00:21:07.760 align:center Do you need permission in writing? 00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:12.640 align:center You remember our village house… 00:21:13.280 --> 00:21:15.520 align:center What do you mean village house? Say Mom's house. 00:21:15.600 --> 00:21:17.760 align:center It's not Mom's house anymore. 00:21:18.440 --> 00:21:19.760 align:center -It's been empty for years. -[somber music plays] 00:21:19.840 --> 00:21:22.960 align:center So what if it's empty? It's still Mom's house. 00:21:26.240 --> 00:21:27.360 align:center Go on. 00:21:28.520 --> 00:21:30.560 align:center The roof of house is leaking. 00:21:30.640 --> 00:21:32.560 align:center There's a tree growing in the courtyard. 00:21:33.080 --> 00:21:36.240 align:center A few days ago, a drug addict broke into it. 00:21:36.320 --> 00:21:37.760 align:center He was caught using drugs. 00:21:38.640 --> 00:21:40.560 align:center Is it really in such a bad state? 00:21:41.400 --> 00:21:43.360 align:center It is in a bad state, 00:21:43.440 --> 00:21:46.240 align:center -so I was thinking-- -[Annu] Uncle! 00:21:46.440 --> 00:21:47.680 align:center [somber music ends] 00:21:47.800 --> 00:21:49.240 align:center When did you buy the new SUV? 00:21:49.320 --> 00:21:51.600 align:center -[warm music plays] -Oh, welcome home, Prime Minister! 00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:54.600 align:center -How are you? -Papa is the Prime Minister of this house. 00:21:54.680 --> 00:21:57.560 align:center Santosh is the ex-Prime Minister. 00:21:57.640 --> 00:21:59.160 align:center He's going to retire soon. 00:21:59.240 --> 00:22:01.960 align:center This family now needs young leadership. 00:22:02.040 --> 00:22:04.600 align:center Trying to create a rift in the family, Pinky? 00:22:04.680 --> 00:22:06.440 align:center Are you the neighboring country? 00:22:06.920 --> 00:22:08.680 align:center Which one, Papa? 00:22:08.760 --> 00:22:11.800 align:center -The most deceptive one! -Come on. 00:22:11.880 --> 00:22:14.520 align:center Annu, did you see what Pinky uncle got for me? 00:22:14.600 --> 00:22:16.680 align:center -[Annu] What is it? -Aman, show him. 00:22:17.360 --> 00:22:19.960 align:center -Look at this. -It's a tab. 00:22:20.240 --> 00:22:22.440 align:center I thought you got her another Santosh Mishra! 00:22:22.520 --> 00:22:23.640 align:center He's at it again! 00:22:23.720 --> 00:22:27.120 align:center Santosh Mishra is the one and only piece. 00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:29.920 align:center But the boys are funnier than you! 00:22:31.040 --> 00:22:36.000 align:center [warm music swells joyfully, then fades] 00:22:36.080 --> 00:22:38.680 align:center -[Shanti] Raanu's kid is just adorable! -[Aman] Right? 00:22:38.760 --> 00:22:41.440 align:center Look at his cheeks. Pinky had those exact cheeks! 00:22:42.520 --> 00:22:43.920 align:center -Sister, -Cute. 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:46.360 align:center you have really good children, too. 00:22:46.440 --> 00:22:47.440 align:center Uncle. 00:22:47.960 --> 00:22:49.160 align:center -This Aman. -Hmm? 00:22:49.280 --> 00:22:51.240 align:center Stayed at Raanu's for two whole days. 00:22:52.600 --> 00:22:53.720 align:center Two days? 00:22:53.800 --> 00:22:56.040 align:center -You didn't tell us. -And Annu's one step ahead. 00:22:56.160 --> 00:22:57.560 align:center -[Annu] No, Uncle. -[Pinky] Yes! 00:22:57.640 --> 00:23:00.160 align:center He bought Puchku a mutual fund worth 10,000 rupees. 00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:02.040 align:center [Annu] It's not a big deal. 00:23:02.120 --> 00:23:04.640 align:center When he turns 18 in 18 years, 00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:06.160 align:center he will get a lot of money. 00:23:06.240 --> 00:23:08.520 align:center -Uncle, you need another pillow? -No, I'm comfortable. 00:23:08.600 --> 00:23:09.920 align:center By the way, whose idea was it? 00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:12.880 align:center -It-- It was Mummy and Papa's. -[Pinky chuckles] 00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:18.720 align:center Aman, when did you go to Raanu's? 00:23:18.800 --> 00:23:19.960 align:center [Santosh] Yes? 00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:22.160 align:center Did you bunk college? 00:23:22.240 --> 00:23:24.400 align:center Papa, I was going to tell you. 00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:28.080 align:center Mummy, there was a holiday-- Uncle, come on, you are-- 00:23:28.160 --> 00:23:30.440 align:center -[Annu] What's this? -Santosh, it's all right. 00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:32.960 align:center At least someone from this family came. 00:23:33.040 --> 00:23:36.000 align:center I was going to attend his first birthday 00:23:36.600 --> 00:23:37.680 align:center with the whole family. 00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:44.640 align:center But I had some painting and repairs done in the house. 00:23:44.720 --> 00:23:46.160 align:center Come on, Santosh, 00:23:47.240 --> 00:23:50.080 align:center at least make the lie convincing. 00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:51.880 align:center If you had the house painted-- 00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:53.440 align:center Uncle, please. 00:23:58.120 --> 00:24:01.200 align:center -Did you really get it done? -[Aman] Yes. 00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:04.040 align:center No. [sniffs] I can smell it. 00:24:04.120 --> 00:24:05.480 align:center -[Annu] Right? -[Pinky] Yes. 00:24:05.560 --> 00:24:08.120 align:center -But I'm a bit tired. -[Shanti] Yes. 00:24:08.200 --> 00:24:10.640 align:center -I'm really sleepy, so I didn't realize. -Okay. 00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:12.560 align:center Your uncle's sleepy. Let's go. 00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:13.760 align:center [all] Where? 00:24:14.760 --> 00:24:17.080 align:center Pinky's taken over the whole bed! 00:24:17.160 --> 00:24:19.560 align:center Mummy, I cannot sleep without the AC. 00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:21.040 align:center I can't go in the morning! 00:24:21.120 --> 00:24:22.440 align:center -Shh. -Ask Aman to sleep here. 00:24:22.520 --> 00:24:24.080 align:center Why? Don't I get hot? 00:24:24.160 --> 00:24:25.320 align:center -See? -Papa. 00:24:25.400 --> 00:24:26.960 align:center I'm not sleeping here or there. 00:24:27.040 --> 00:24:28.720 align:center -I'm sleeping on the roof. -Quiet. 00:24:28.800 --> 00:24:30.120 align:center Who will sleep next to Pinky? 00:24:30.200 --> 00:24:31.920 align:center He keeps kicking his legs in sleep! 00:24:32.000 --> 00:24:34.120 align:center He'll joke in the morning that he was playing kabaddi! 00:24:34.200 --> 00:24:36.960 align:center -He'll hear you! -There are mosquitoes on the roof. 00:24:37.040 --> 00:24:38.160 align:center There's chikungunya going around. 00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:39.800 align:center Then deal with it with the boys. 00:24:39.880 --> 00:24:41.880 align:center -That's what we're here for? -[Santosh] Yes. 00:24:42.880 --> 00:24:45.920 align:center -Fine, I'm going too. -[Aman] There's no AC on the roof. 00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:48.000 align:center I'm going where this is AC. 00:24:48.080 --> 00:24:49.520 align:center -I'm going to a friend's. -[Aman] Mummy. 00:24:49.600 --> 00:24:51.760 align:center Why? Have you gone mad? 00:24:51.840 --> 00:24:53.240 align:center [Annu] Mummy, what else can I do? 00:24:53.320 --> 00:24:55.000 align:center Let Uncle sleep there in peace. 00:24:55.080 --> 00:24:56.800 align:center All four of us can't sleep in this room. 00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:59.680 align:center I'll sleep at Negi's. It's close to work so I'll head directly from there. 00:24:59.760 --> 00:25:02.600 align:center You keep going over to Satish Negi's all the time. 00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:03.760 align:center [Annu] Listen. 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:05.920 align:center What? 00:25:06.960 --> 00:25:08.200 align:center It is Satish, right? 00:25:08.840 --> 00:25:10.880 align:center It's not Shristi or Shampi? 00:25:10.960 --> 00:25:12.840 align:center I'll thrash you! 00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:14.640 align:center -Annu! -Did you see that? 00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:17.240 align:center Take some paneer for Satish. 00:25:17.320 --> 00:25:19.280 align:center Uncle brought it. We have a lot. 00:25:19.360 --> 00:25:21.360 align:center Don't tell him I'm going out, okay? 00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:22.960 align:center You never say anything to him. 00:25:23.040 --> 00:25:24.880 align:center -Stick to your business. -He's always out. 00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:26.640 align:center Did you tell me you went to Raanu's? 00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:28.480 align:center Come on, Mummy. 00:25:28.720 --> 00:25:30.040 align:center [loud snoring] 00:25:38.120 --> 00:25:39.320 align:center [loud snoring continues] 00:25:42.680 --> 00:25:44.720 align:center [Pinky] Got you! 00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:46.280 align:center Uncle! 00:25:46.800 --> 00:25:48.200 align:center Dad was right! 00:25:49.800 --> 00:25:51.800 align:center He woke me up! 00:25:54.480 --> 00:25:55.840 align:center [loud snoring] 00:25:59.120 --> 00:26:00.240 align:center -[mosquitoes buzzing] -[sharp zap] 00:26:06.320 --> 00:26:07.400 align:center -[light chuckle] -[sharp zap] 00:26:09.400 --> 00:26:10.880 align:center [distant dogs barking] 00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:15.120 align:center [chuckles] 00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:16.640 align:center [Shanti] See? 00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:18.760 align:center You should listen to me. 00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:20.560 align:center [soft music plays] 00:26:21.400 --> 00:26:23.400 align:center It's not my first time up here. 00:26:24.880 --> 00:26:27.520 align:center I've spent my whole childhood and youth up here, 00:26:27.600 --> 00:26:30.440 align:center and without a blanket or mosquito net. 00:26:31.000 --> 00:26:33.720 align:center You had thick skin back then. 00:26:33.800 --> 00:26:36.000 align:center It broke the mosquito's stinger! 00:26:36.080 --> 00:26:37.960 align:center You're old now. 00:26:38.040 --> 00:26:41.200 align:center I'm evergreen and ever young. 00:26:41.280 --> 00:26:43.760 align:center Why? Are you worried about me? 00:26:43.840 --> 00:26:46.560 align:center I'm worried about your son, not you. 00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:47.520 align:center Why? 00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:49.960 align:center He acts so entitled! 00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:53.280 align:center -He's sleeping at his friend's again. -[Santosh] Really? 00:26:53.360 --> 00:26:57.120 align:center He gave Raanu's son a mutual fund worth 10,000 rupees. 00:26:57.200 --> 00:26:58.520 align:center Did he tell you? 00:26:59.960 --> 00:27:02.720 align:center Even Aman didn't tell us he had gone there. 00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:06.680 align:center They don't think they need to tell us anything anymore. 00:27:07.040 --> 00:27:08.000 align:center Hmm. 00:27:08.960 --> 00:27:10.680 align:center We'll deal with them later. 00:27:10.760 --> 00:27:12.480 align:center -Come, sleep here. -[clicks tongue] 00:27:12.560 --> 00:27:13.720 align:center I won't sleep here. 00:27:13.800 --> 00:27:15.960 align:center Come on, I need to ask you something. 00:27:16.800 --> 00:27:17.640 align:center [Shanti] What? 00:27:19.200 --> 00:27:20.040 align:center What is it? 00:27:21.160 --> 00:27:22.200 align:center -[soft music ends] -I feel… 00:27:23.520 --> 00:27:25.040 align:center a bit frustrated. 00:27:25.680 --> 00:27:28.120 align:center We had the house painted and repairs done. 00:27:29.080 --> 00:27:30.480 align:center Was it unnecessary? 00:27:30.560 --> 00:27:32.800 align:center Of course, it was necessary. 00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:35.080 align:center Bittu's Mummy says otherwise. 00:27:35.160 --> 00:27:38.680 align:center Pinky also mentioned that he didn't realize we had them done. 00:27:38.760 --> 00:27:42.520 align:center Did we do it to make it obvious to them? 00:27:43.840 --> 00:27:45.120 align:center I like it. 00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:46.280 align:center [soft music plays] 00:27:47.360 --> 00:27:50.440 align:center But we have to think beyond the house, Mishra ji. 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:54.840 align:center Annu will bring his bride. 00:27:56.280 --> 00:27:58.120 align:center They won't live here anyway. 00:27:59.600 --> 00:28:00.800 align:center Why not? 00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:03.920 align:center Annu might, but his bride won't. 00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:05.160 align:center Why not? 00:28:07.360 --> 00:28:09.600 align:center You lived here with your parents-in-law. 00:28:09.800 --> 00:28:11.000 align:center [chuckles] 00:28:11.280 --> 00:28:12.920 align:center That was different. 00:28:14.040 --> 00:28:16.840 align:center Maybe you did some good deeds, 00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:19.000 align:center and I did some bad ones. [chuckles] 00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:21.360 align:center You're not that bad! 00:28:21.480 --> 00:28:23.560 align:center -Hmm? -[Santosh] You have your shortcomings, 00:28:23.640 --> 00:28:26.080 align:center but you're an all right lady. 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:27.720 align:center Not all right, great! 00:28:27.840 --> 00:28:29.880 align:center [soft music swells warmly] 00:28:30.080 --> 00:28:34.160 align:center But I don't think it's right to expect that 00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:36.200 align:center of the girls today. 00:28:37.080 --> 00:28:38.160 align:center Why? 00:28:39.920 --> 00:28:42.360 align:center Why should they make sacrifices 00:28:43.560 --> 00:28:45.000 align:center just so people call them "good women?" 00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:49.400 align:center When our son isn't willing to sacrifice AC! 00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:54.200 align:center But you sacrificed it. 00:28:54.840 --> 00:28:56.320 align:center No, I'm going downstairs. 00:28:56.800 --> 00:28:59.800 align:center Yes, you are. 00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:01.720 align:center I won't sleep here. 00:29:02.840 --> 00:29:05.480 align:center Yes, you won't. 00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:08.280 align:center It is really hot. 00:29:10.440 --> 00:29:12.040 align:center Yes, it is. 00:29:14.360 --> 00:29:15.800 align:center Look at the moon. 00:29:16.560 --> 00:29:18.000 align:center Looks beautiful, right? 00:29:18.760 --> 00:29:21.240 align:center -Tucked underneath the stars and the moon… -[soft music fades] 00:29:21.320 --> 00:29:23.280 align:center [Shanti's breathing slows and steadies] 00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:28.160 align:center [heartfelt music plays] 00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:41.640 align:center By the way, Shanti, 00:29:42.840 --> 00:29:44.680 align:center you are not just all right. 00:29:46.120 --> 00:29:47.600 align:center You are great! 00:30:13.240 --> 00:30:14.720 align:center [heartfelt music fades] 00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:18.520 align:center I invited the ladies of the group to your house. 00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:20.680 align:center [Shanti] But this is not a meeting for the group. 00:30:20.760 --> 00:30:21.600 align:center It's a kitty party. 00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:24.240 align:center Shanti, get two more cups of tea! 00:30:24.320 --> 00:30:26.040 align:center -Are you working for her or something? -[clicks tongue] 00:30:26.320 --> 00:30:28.920 align:center [Shalini] From now on, women will call each other by their names. 00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:30.960 align:center No one takes my mother's name! 00:30:31.040 --> 00:30:31.920 align:center I'll shut her up! 00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:33.000 align:center Shalini… 00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:34.800 align:center ji… 00:30:35.000 --> 00:30:37.320 align:center -[Annu] Dr. Prithvi! -Anand, hi! 00:30:37.760 --> 00:30:39.680 align:center Both of you come here? 00:30:39.760 --> 00:30:41.240 align:center If you do join this one, let me know. 00:30:41.560 --> 00:30:43.360 align:center We'll try to match our timings. 00:30:43.440 --> 00:30:44.440 align:center [Aman] Ahh! 00:30:44.520 --> 00:30:46.640 align:center I have not been able to brush. It hurts too much. 00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:48.240 align:center I think we should go ahead with the root canal. 00:30:48.320 --> 00:30:50.120 align:center Ma'am, I don't want any treatment from you. 00:30:50.200 --> 00:30:52.160 align:center This is why no one calls a dentist a doctor. 00:30:52.360 --> 00:30:55.480 align:center [Santosh] Vishwakarma ji is planning to move abroad. 00:30:55.560 --> 00:30:58.200 align:center His only son-in-law is an engineer in California. 00:30:58.280 --> 00:31:00.080 align:center Vishwakarma ji is senior to you. 00:31:00.360 --> 00:31:02.120 align:center We'll have to prioritize him. 00:31:02.360 --> 00:31:03.320 align:center [Pinky] I should get going. 00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:05.160 align:center Bless me. 00:31:05.360 --> 00:31:07.200 align:center [Santosh] Say it louder… 00:31:08.400 --> 00:31:10.040 align:center Fraud Pinky! 00:31:10.760 --> 00:31:12.400 align:center -[distant engine roars away] -Everyone together… 00:31:13.040 --> 00:31:14.600 align:center Fraud Pinky! 00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:25.120 align:center [end credit music plays] 00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:34.680 align:center [end credit music ends]