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SANTOSH MISHRA

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[mellow music plays]

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[birds fluttering]

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[pigeons cooing]

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[loud snoring]

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-[continuous pigeon cooing]
-[mellow music ends]

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[rapid, loud wing flapping]

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[Shanti] Get up.

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The pigeon is going
to fly into the temple.

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Let it be.

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It's God's house.

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Annu!

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Shoo the pigeon away.

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[sleepy groan]

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[Shanti] Hey, Annu!

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Annu!

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[mock pigeon cooing]

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-Hey!
-[mock pigeon cooing]

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What are you doing?

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Even the pigeon knows

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the men in this house are lazy.

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[tired sigh]

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[sleepy groan]

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-[sharp shattering sound]
-[Shanti] Hey!

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-[loud wing flapping]
-[screams]

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-Mummy!
-What happened?

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Are you okay?

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She's standing up.

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-Then she must be fine.
-Fine.

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What can a pigeon do to Shanti Mishra?

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[faint street vendor calls]

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Sweeping, cleaning, wiping, drying.

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That's my whole life now.

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The moment pigeons step into
this courtyard, they act like royalty.

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I'll chase them off so fast,
all that royalty will disappear.

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[Annu] Yes, sir? Can you hear me now?

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Hold on, I'll move
where the network is better.

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Yes, sir, now you must be
able to hear me. Can you?

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Sir, I was saying that

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the Tilli Bazar and Nawabi Chungi area

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could be given to Negi.

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Yes, Shashi sir's.

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I can handle the rest.

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Stop stalling and give me a date.

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When exactly will this wall be dry?

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Should we dry it under a fan,
blow on it, air it out,

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or perform some ritual?
What exactly are we supposed to do?

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Uncle, it's only been four days.
Wait four more, and it'll be done.

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Wait four more days?
Come with me.

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-[Annu] I already explained it to Negi.
-Look at this.

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[Annu] Negi, tell him.

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Is this a wall or a chameleon?

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It keeps changing colors.

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We painted it yellow, right?

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Now it's all murky brown.

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Uncle, that's normal.

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If you want, I can add another coat.

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You have to. Do we have a choice?

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There's no need.

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It already has enough coats.

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I can't have stuff lying
around the house anymore.

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Brother, last month
our neighbor painted their house.

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-Weren't you the contractor?
-Yes, I was.

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By the seventh day,
everything at their place was done.

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-Here, it's been 25 days.
-Exactly.

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Auntie, can I be honest?

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Her husband didn't have much time.

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He was really busy.

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That's why the work there
got done so fast.

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Plus, they used more expensive paint,

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-so it dried and set quicker.
-I went with

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-the cheaper paint…
-Papa!

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because you have already been
expensive enough, Mr. Painter.

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[Annu] Papa! Mummy!

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[contractor] You haven't paid
the full amount yet.

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And you haven't finished the work yet.

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Papa, can you take this somewhere else?

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-I'm in the middle of a work meeting.
-Let's go.

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Mummy, please don't scream so much.

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-[Shanti] Yes.
-Let's settle the accounts inside.

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Yes, sir. I can hear you.

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-Yes, sir.
-[electronic voice] Wi-Fi calling. Wi-Fi--

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-Hello?
-Where are you, man?

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-I'm almost there.
-I called you at 7. It's 10 now.

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Hurry up!

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Brother, is the
newly painted house yours?

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[Annu] Come inside.

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Are you the one in the blue shirt?

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No.

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I was joking.

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-Show me.
-Here.

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Oh, nice! What's the warranty?

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One year.

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Extend it, man.

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-It's nice. Find a spot for it.
-Call your guys right away.

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I need coverage in that room first.

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Annu.

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Is he the internet guy?

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Uncle, no. I'm the Wi-Fi guy.

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Yeah, that's what I meant.

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You look familiar.

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Uncle, you know, robbery--

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Road Number Four?

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That's where I live.

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Annu, help me set up the temple.

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Mummy, I'm in the middle of a meeting.

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Papa, help her out!

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-Okay--
-Please don't. You haven't even showered.

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Auntie! Auntie, should I help?

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I've showered. Should I?

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Yes, man.

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Help her set up the temple.

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Then perform the aarti.

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After that, take the temple offering
to your home.

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[unintelligible]

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Do what you came here to do!

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My work is stuck because of it.

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-Go ahead.
-[boss] Can you hear me, Anand?

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[Annu] Yes, sir, I can.

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-Can you hear me?
-Just repeat it once more for Negi.

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I've set up the kitchen.

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The temple will be ready too.

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You'll set up the bedroom.
And Annu, you'll clean your own room.

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By evening, I don't want
anything left lying around.

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Why am I the only one cleaning?

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Is that my room alone?

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It's full of Aman's stuff.

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Only Aman's stuff is in there,

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but you're the only one
who lives there, right?

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You got what you wanted so badly, right?

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-The one you can't be at peace without.
-Who?

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What's the name of that witch?

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-Who?
-Pircy?

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Piracy.

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-Papa, it's privacy.
-That's what I meant.

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And Aman's coming here.

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We'll make him do the work.

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He's still a student.

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You can't give him a chance to be lazy.

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-Yes.
-So until he doesn't get here,

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this house will look like a bus depot?

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Mummy, do you think

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I'm going to do labor work
in my formals for free?

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Of course.

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You're not a mother
to do labor work for free.

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That was for you.

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No, it was for you.

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[contractor] Uncle!

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The guys are coming.

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-[Santosh] Okay.
-Whatever you say, they'll do it.

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Uncle, have mercy on me.

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Please free my basin and ladder.

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I have other contracts to take care of.

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All right, man. Leave.
I'll take care of it. Go.

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Shanti.

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I'm thinking of taking a shower
before the painters arrive.

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Is this the painter's towel?

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[Shanti] Hmm. Go take a bath.

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The bathroom is over there.

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Oh, man.

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[clicks tongue]

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Bro, shall we go?

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Do you take ten minutes just to pee?

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You can speed up while driving,

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but how can you while peeing?

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Don't worry.
I'll keep your bag in the front.

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Wait.

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You didn't wash your hands.

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And it has items for acquiring knowledge.

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Then just say they're your course books.

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My course books are back at the hostel.

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These are materials
for the study of astrology.

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-The study of astrology?
-Yes.

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Rudraksha on your hand,

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beard, goggles,

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and muscles?

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You build your muscles, too?

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I get the feeling

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you're hiding something from me.

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Keeping secrets from me?

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Even you have qualities
of an astrologer, Surya Narayan.

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-Really?
-Will you be my assistant?

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Be honest. Have you told your parents

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that you've become a sage?

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They don't know anything about it.

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Nor do they know that I'm coming early.

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Just drop me off at home.

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So, when will you tell your parents?

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When the time is right, I'll tell them.

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-And when will the right time come?
-[engine starts]

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It must be on its way.

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-Let's go.
-On its way?

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Hmm.

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Anyway, how much does
an astrologer's assistant get paid?

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[Aman] The people who ask fewer questions
make more money.

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[Surya] Will I get money
for not asking questions?

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[Aman] Isn't that a question?

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[theme song starts]

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[theme song ends]

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PAINTING

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What a fragrance, Shanti.

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Totally reminds me of that Dimple soap.

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Tell me, what do I need to do?

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You have to welcome me, Papa.

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Aman, you!

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Hey, Aman!

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How come you're here?

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-Okay, Mummy, I'll leave.
-[Shanti] Hey!

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Here you go.
The offering from Shitala Mata.

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You've grown your beard.
You look like a grown-up.

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Wait! Weren't you supposed
to come after two weeks?

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There was an election in college.

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[Shanti] Hmm?

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So?

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So, I'm a student, not a politician.

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There was a huge fight on campus,

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so the management
gave a fifteen-day holiday.

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Only those guys stayed back

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who like to indulge in it.

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Indulge in "that"?

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No, no. Fights.

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-Okay.
-Yes.

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[clicks tongue]

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What happened?

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Huh?

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What do you say?

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How does it look?

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I can't figure out exactly what happened.

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Unseasonal rain?

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Your dad got the house painted
at the worst time.

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Man, I put in so much money
to get the house painted,

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and you're calling it rain?
[clicks tongue]

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The paint hasn't dried yet.

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Won't you touch my feet

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unless I walk over to you?

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Now I have to touch your feet too?

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Papa!

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-Fine, I'll touch them.
-Go!

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[Aman] What do you think of me?

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Your values have seriously declined.

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[Santosh chuckles]

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What happened in your college?

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Brother, they started fighting over there.

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Do I look like a ball to you?

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What do you take
your brother for, a puppet?

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You have a habit of jumping
into other people's matters.

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-Come on!
-[man] Brother!

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I've installed the cable,

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and I think this is
the best spot for the Wi-Fi.

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-[Santosh] Really?
-[goofy music starts]

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[man] And this gullak?

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You can keep it somewhere else…

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[goofy music intensifies]

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-Hey!
-[music ends]

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-Why did you call him here?
-What are you up to?

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Aman?

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[Aman] Do you even know who this guy is?

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-He's the internet guy!
-The Wi-Fi guy!

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He is the cable guy.

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Ravi, the cable guy!

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You mean the guy who ran off
with the committee's money?

00:10:57.600 --> 00:10:59.960 align:center
Exactly, Mummy. The guy who ran off
with the committee money.

00:11:00.040 --> 00:11:01.680 align:center
And not just that.
Once, I was playing in the park.

00:11:01.760 --> 00:11:04.320 align:center
He showed up from Road Number Four
and asked to bat. When I refused,

00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:06.200 align:center
he slapped me in the face.

00:11:06.280 --> 00:11:07.320 align:center
-Oh!
-[Ravi] Brother!

00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:09.960 align:center
The rumor that I stole
the committee money isn't true.

00:11:10.040 --> 00:11:12.040 align:center
-But you did slap my brother, right?
-Yes!

00:11:12.120 --> 00:11:14.200 align:center
At that time,
he was young, and so was I.

00:11:14.280 --> 00:11:15.680 align:center
This Lilliput was around 20 or 21.

00:11:15.760 --> 00:11:16.920 align:center
-Aman! What are you doing?
-Aman!

00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:18.000 align:center
I was 19.

00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:20.040 align:center
-[Annu] See? He was 19.
-And we settled it back then.

00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:21.200 align:center
You can ask Guddu.

00:11:21.440 --> 00:11:22.280 align:center
Wait a second.

00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:23.680 align:center
What settlement are you talking about?

00:11:23.760 --> 00:11:25.120 align:center
That slapping me was right?

00:11:25.200 --> 00:11:27.320 align:center
I'm coming straight
from college now with muscles.

00:11:27.400 --> 00:11:28.880 align:center
-I'll tear you apart.
-Aman!

00:11:28.960 --> 00:11:29.920 align:center
Let it go.

00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:31.840 align:center
Brother, drink this water
and apologize to him.

00:11:32.040 --> 00:11:34.280 align:center
-Look, Mummy is offering him water!
-Sorry.

00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:35.360 align:center
See? He said sorry.

00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:37.160 align:center
-And let go of my shoe.
-You're saying sorry now?

00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:38.600 align:center
Can't you understand

00:11:38.680 --> 00:11:40.520 align:center
that fighting is not good for anyone?

00:11:40.840 --> 00:11:42.280 align:center
To avoid that,
you came home from college.

00:11:42.400 --> 00:11:43.400 align:center
And now you plan
to do the exact same thing here.

00:11:43.680 --> 00:11:45.200 align:center
He has apologized.
Do not drag this further.

00:11:45.280 --> 00:11:47.400 align:center
-Kick him out right now!
-Yes, we will!

00:11:48.040 --> 00:11:49.840 align:center
Hey, finish your work quickly and leave.

00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:51.800 align:center
[Santosh] Fast!

00:11:52.640 --> 00:11:53.680 align:center
Why are you so angry?

00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:55.680 align:center
He's offering an unlimited package

00:11:55.760 --> 00:11:57.040 align:center
at a very low price.

00:11:57.120 --> 00:11:58.280 align:center
Then we'll be all set.

00:11:58.680 --> 00:12:00.200 align:center
He slapped me so hard,

00:12:00.280 --> 00:12:01.840 align:center
and you're still willing
to pay him every month?

00:12:02.040 --> 00:12:05.040 align:center
Brother, I'll reduce the deposit by half.

00:12:05.120 --> 00:12:07.080 align:center
-Forget half. There will be no deposit.
-Yes.

00:12:07.520 --> 00:12:08.640 align:center
Okay, done!

00:12:08.720 --> 00:12:10.120 align:center
See? All set.

00:12:10.520 --> 00:12:11.600 align:center
Now he won't do anything.

00:12:11.680 --> 00:12:12.520 align:center
He won't do anything.

00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:14.360 align:center
Yes. He won't do anything.
[chuckles]

00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:16.800 align:center
Why are you so angry?

00:12:16.880 --> 00:12:18.280 align:center
How can you even compare him to yourself?

00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:20.240 align:center
You are a bright student.

00:12:20.680 --> 00:12:21.760 align:center
And look at him!

00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:24.480 align:center
-He looks like a refugee. Right?
-[Santosh, quietly] Hurry up, man.

00:12:24.920 --> 00:12:26.160 align:center
Once the Wi-Fi gets installed,

00:12:26.240 --> 00:12:27.240 align:center
my work will go more smoothly.

00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:28.560 align:center
And you can make reels.

00:12:29.280 --> 00:12:30.120 align:center
-Right?
-[tense music plays]

00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:33.560 align:center
If he had slapped you,
would you still say the same thing?

00:12:34.360 --> 00:12:35.600 align:center
You've changed, Annu brother.

00:12:35.920 --> 00:12:36.760 align:center
[Annu] Come on, man!

00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:38.320 align:center
He's getting emotional for no reason.

00:12:38.400 --> 00:12:40.000 align:center
I shouldn't have gotten involved in this.

00:12:40.560 --> 00:12:41.760 align:center
I'm leaving!

00:12:41.880 --> 00:12:42.960 align:center
Mummy, I'll be back in the evening.

00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:44.040 align:center
[Shanti] Come back on time.

00:12:44.120 --> 00:12:45.800 align:center
Aman is here, so I'll make chole puri.

00:12:45.880 --> 00:12:47.360 align:center
-Please make chicken too.
-[tense music fades]

00:12:47.800 --> 00:12:49.360 align:center
Make chicken curry

00:12:49.440 --> 00:12:50.320 align:center
and chole puri.

00:12:50.400 --> 00:12:51.720 align:center
Your little boy is here.

00:12:52.040 --> 00:12:54.320 align:center
For the past seven days, you've
just been serving me disappointment.

00:12:54.520 --> 00:12:55.960 align:center
[Shanti] It's called one-pot rice.

00:12:56.600 --> 00:12:58.680 align:center
-Ravi, come here, son.
-Yes, Uncle.

00:12:58.800 --> 00:13:01.800 align:center
[engine starts in the distance,
fading away]

00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:04.840 align:center
Doesn't it look like
it has been painted?

00:13:07.640 --> 00:13:09.200 align:center
Uncle, I was saying,

00:13:09.280 --> 00:13:11.120 align:center
please change the gullak's spot yourself.

00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:13.320 align:center
-Huh?
-I'm shaking.

00:13:13.520 --> 00:13:14.960 align:center
If it falls from my hands,

00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:16.480 align:center
Aman will tear me apart!

00:13:16.560 --> 00:13:18.360 align:center
Nothing is going to happen.

00:13:18.680 --> 00:13:20.440 align:center
-He won't do anything.
-[Ravi] Huh?

00:13:20.560 --> 00:13:21.720 align:center
-[Santosh] Yes.
-[Shanti] He won't do anything.

00:13:22.800 --> 00:13:23.640 align:center
What happened?

00:13:26.440 --> 00:13:27.520 align:center
[Aman] Oh, and don't forget
to call him in the evening

00:13:27.680 --> 00:13:28.880 align:center
for your grand dinner!

00:13:28.960 --> 00:13:30.320 align:center
[mocking] Why not?

00:13:30.400 --> 00:13:31.920 align:center
-Change your clothes!
-[gentle music plays]

00:13:32.480 --> 00:13:33.880 align:center
[narrator] Nostalgia

00:13:34.040 --> 00:13:35.480 align:center
means love for the past.

00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:37.800 align:center
It's like a swing.

00:13:38.640 --> 00:13:40.800 align:center
It's fun to ride.

00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:43.000 align:center
But when you get off the swing,

00:13:43.520 --> 00:13:46.680 align:center
you find yourself standing
in front of your present responsibilities

00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:48.840 align:center
with a list of important tasks.

00:13:50.920 --> 00:13:53.640 align:center
At Mishra Niwas, too,
the walls of the past

00:13:53.720 --> 00:13:55.520 align:center
are being painted with the present.

00:13:57.400 --> 00:13:59.040 align:center
The house has aged a little.

00:13:59.680 --> 00:14:02.440 align:center
But Mr. Santosh Mishra
swears on his father

00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:04.640 align:center
that he'll not let it look old.

00:14:05.680 --> 00:14:08.000 align:center
Shanti Mishra swears on Santosh Mishra

00:14:08.520 --> 00:14:11.240 align:center
that she'll not let the men
of the house do whatever they want.

00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:15.160 align:center
Aman Mishra swears on his parents

00:14:15.800 --> 00:14:19.000 align:center
that he'll not let his mental obsession
die in his mind.

00:14:19.720 --> 00:14:21.040 align:center
And Annu Mishra

00:14:21.520 --> 00:14:22.720 align:center
swears on all three

00:14:23.440 --> 00:14:26.200 align:center
that he'll never
let desire lose to status.

00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:27.560 align:center
[gentle music ends]

00:14:31.160 --> 00:14:32.440 align:center
Hey, is there a doctor here?

00:14:32.600 --> 00:14:33.440 align:center
Doc--

00:14:34.320 --> 00:14:35.440 align:center
[Priti] Anand, hi!

00:14:35.760 --> 00:14:36.600 align:center
Hi!

00:14:36.680 --> 00:14:38.720 align:center
-Are you coming from the gym?
-Yes.

00:14:38.800 --> 00:14:41.560 align:center
Looks like your bag had a good workout.

00:14:42.840 --> 00:14:43.680 align:center
I see!

00:14:43.760 --> 00:14:46.160 align:center
But your tie looks quite fresh.

00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:47.240 align:center
Thank you.

00:14:47.720 --> 00:14:50.440 align:center
A fresh tie!
You just used anupras alankar.

00:14:50.520 --> 00:14:52.520 align:center
No, no. That's called alliteration.

00:14:52.640 --> 00:14:54.440 align:center
Really? So did my teacher teach me wrong?

00:14:54.800 --> 00:14:55.680 align:center
-Yes.
-Huh?

00:14:56.640 --> 00:14:58.480 align:center
-Anand, will you please move this bike?
-Yes.

00:14:58.640 --> 00:15:01.200 align:center
I don't know which idiot
parked it like that and left.

00:15:01.560 --> 00:15:04.600 align:center
Yes, I don't know who these idiots
with zero civic sense are.

00:15:05.280 --> 00:15:07.400 align:center
Until their pockets are emptied by fines,

00:15:07.520 --> 00:15:08.600 align:center
they don't learn anything.

00:15:08.680 --> 00:15:10.560 align:center
-I know. Thank you.
-There's space now.

00:15:11.560 --> 00:15:12.960 align:center
How's it going at the new clinic,
by the way?

00:15:13.320 --> 00:15:14.280 align:center
Not bad.

00:15:14.760 --> 00:15:16.920 align:center
I think Chandan ji does not like it.

00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:18.840 align:center
This clinic belongs
to Dr. Prithvi's father, right?

00:15:18.920 --> 00:15:20.960 align:center
So the rules and culture
are a little different.

00:15:21.200 --> 00:15:22.640 align:center
-Prithvi Dutta?
-Hmm.

00:15:22.760 --> 00:15:23.960 align:center
The cardiologist?

00:15:24.400 --> 00:15:26.120 align:center
Hey, he's the poster boy of cardiology.

00:15:26.240 --> 00:15:27.840 align:center
You guys must go way back.

00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:30.400 align:center
Yes, I've known him for a long time.

00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:32.800 align:center
-Okay.
-Oh, yes.

00:15:32.880 --> 00:15:33.960 align:center
Who did you get the gift for?

00:15:34.600 --> 00:15:35.520 align:center
Your girlfriend?

00:15:35.720 --> 00:15:37.280 align:center
Why are you joking?

00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:39.560 align:center
We are salespeople.
Incentives are our bride.

00:15:40.080 --> 00:15:41.240 align:center
Remember Shashi Ranjan?

00:15:41.440 --> 00:15:43.000 align:center
Oh, who can forget him?

00:15:43.280 --> 00:15:46.360 align:center
Is he not the one who bribes
everyone with great confidence?

00:15:46.440 --> 00:15:48.680 align:center
Yes, he's betraying our company.

00:15:49.520 --> 00:15:50.520 align:center
Betraying?

00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:52.000 align:center
You don't know?

00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:54.120 align:center
No.

00:15:54.200 --> 00:15:57.720 align:center
Shashi Ranjan Sharma is the
former regional head of Mangala Pharma.

00:15:57.800 --> 00:15:59.240 align:center
-Brother, make one for us.
-[vendor] Yes, brother.

00:15:59.320 --> 00:16:01.960 align:center
He's not Sharma.
He's straight-up trauma.

00:16:02.040 --> 00:16:04.240 align:center
Since childhood, he has been running
in some imaginary race.

00:16:04.440 --> 00:16:06.800 align:center
Do you know who's going
to defeat him in this race?

00:16:06.880 --> 00:16:07.720 align:center
Who?

00:16:07.800 --> 00:16:10.080 align:center
His two brothers,
Kavi Ranjan and Ravi Ranjan.

00:16:10.960 --> 00:16:12.520 align:center
They have been tormenting
him since childhood.

00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:14.240 align:center
That's why he grew up
with an inferiority complex.

00:16:14.600 --> 00:16:16.760 align:center
Now he vents his frustration
on his juniors.

00:16:17.560 --> 00:16:18.880 align:center
Believe me, if he could,

00:16:19.000 --> 00:16:20.920 align:center
he would start
a pyramid scheme of frustration.

00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:22.840 align:center
But I think he's sick.

00:16:23.720 --> 00:16:24.800 align:center
-Sick?
-Yes.

00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:26.040 align:center
No matter what you do for him,

00:16:26.160 --> 00:16:27.840 align:center
he thinks a conspiracy
is going on against him.

00:16:28.760 --> 00:16:29.920 align:center
You mean a persecution complex?

00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:31.760 align:center
Hey, call it germs of cleverness.

00:16:31.840 --> 00:16:33.680 align:center
[vendor] Brother,
germs are in the stomach, right?

00:16:33.800 --> 00:16:35.000 align:center
If you eat black money with both hands,

00:16:35.080 --> 00:16:36.800 align:center
what else will you get
if not worms in your stomach?

00:16:36.920 --> 00:16:37.840 align:center
You are talking nonsense.

00:16:37.920 --> 00:16:40.880 align:center
No pharmaceutical company has
developed a medicine that can cure him.

00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:43.160 align:center
First, he spread disease
in our pharma company.

00:16:43.240 --> 00:16:45.360 align:center
Now he will go and spread the infection
in Steady Life Pharma.

00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:47.160 align:center
See, I don't judge anybody.

00:16:47.880 --> 00:16:49.720 align:center
I'm bidding him farewell out of goodwill.

00:16:49.800 --> 00:16:50.960 align:center
That's why I brought a gift.

00:16:51.080 --> 00:16:51.920 align:center
Hmm.

00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:54.120 align:center
-How much is this?
-[vendor] I enjoyed listening to you.

00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:55.760 align:center
-So your money is forgiven.
-[chuckles]

00:16:56.200 --> 00:16:58.040 align:center
Hey, which thug left the bike like this?

00:16:58.320 --> 00:16:59.240 align:center
Whose is it?

00:16:59.640 --> 00:17:00.720 align:center
Brother, it is unclaimed.
Let it go.

00:17:00.800 --> 00:17:02.840 align:center
Uncle, please deflate the tire.

00:17:03.160 --> 00:17:04.640 align:center
Only then will he come to his senses.

00:17:05.200 --> 00:17:06.880 align:center
Okay, Anand, I am leaving.

00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:09.000 align:center
-It's getting late. Bye.
-Bye.

00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:11.000 align:center
[car door clicks, then thuds shut]

00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:12.320 align:center
[engine starts]

00:17:12.520 --> 00:17:13.960 align:center
Back up.

00:17:14.160 --> 00:17:16.400 align:center
Hey, should I file a case against you
for arson and vandalism?

00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:17.320 align:center
Why would you file a case?

00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:18.520 align:center
Hey, it's my bike, so I will do it.

00:17:18.600 --> 00:17:19.760 align:center
-Then move your bike.
-[Annu] Yes.

00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:29.040 align:center
-[people laughing]
-Have some.

00:17:29.480 --> 00:17:30.440 align:center
[indistinct chatter]

00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:37.880 align:center
Friends, this watch is not more expensive
than two minutes of Shashi sir's time.

00:17:38.680 --> 00:17:40.360 align:center
Still, it's a small gift from our side.

00:17:40.440 --> 00:17:41.960 align:center
-Sir, please take a photo.
-Thank you.

00:17:42.080 --> 00:17:43.240 align:center
Okay.

00:17:43.640 --> 00:17:46.600 align:center
We just want the good times
to stay with you in your pocket.

00:17:47.000 --> 00:17:47.920 align:center
Yes, sir.

00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:49.360 align:center
But it is very sad

00:17:49.840 --> 00:17:51.800 align:center
that from tomorrow,
Shashi sir will not be among us.

00:17:53.880 --> 00:17:54.840 align:center
I am not dying.

00:17:54.920 --> 00:17:55.840 align:center
I am leaving the company.

00:17:55.920 --> 00:17:57.120 align:center
[laughter erupts]

00:17:57.840 --> 00:17:59.200 align:center
Well, jokes aside,

00:17:59.280 --> 00:18:01.520 align:center
I have learned a lot from Shashi sir,

00:18:02.800 --> 00:18:05.560 align:center
whether about life or work.

00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:07.600 align:center
But Shashi sir's dilemma is that

00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:09.560 align:center
all of this will now be used
against him in the market.

00:18:09.800 --> 00:18:10.640 align:center
Right? [chuckles]

00:18:10.720 --> 00:18:12.520 align:center
Shashi sir, there's a rumor in the market

00:18:12.600 --> 00:18:14.320 align:center
that the Steady Life people
are giving you an SUV.

00:18:14.600 --> 00:18:16.320 align:center
Hey, don't interrupt Mishra.

00:18:16.920 --> 00:18:19.160 align:center
Who knows,
he might accidentally praise me.

00:18:20.160 --> 00:18:22.360 align:center
Sir, no matter how much I praise you,
it'll never be enough.

00:18:23.080 --> 00:18:25.160 align:center
Just look at your
motivational speeches.

00:18:25.240 --> 00:18:26.280 align:center
They are called insults.

00:18:26.520 --> 00:18:28.400 align:center
[laughter erupts]

00:18:28.840 --> 00:18:32.800 align:center
So, sir, can we hear it one last time
in your sweet spiritual voice?

00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:33.920 align:center
-Let us hear it.
-Yes, sir.

00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:34.960 align:center
Yes, sir!

00:18:35.040 --> 00:18:36.960 align:center
Sir, let us hear it.

00:18:37.560 --> 00:18:39.400 align:center
Today, Mishra is the one speaking.

00:18:40.680 --> 00:18:42.000 align:center
Do you see this confidence?

00:18:42.760 --> 00:18:46.000 align:center
This confidence comes after sitting
in the boss's lap.

00:18:46.120 --> 00:18:48.520 align:center
[laughter erupts]

00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:51.800 align:center
The truth is that I have also learned
a lot from all of you.

00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:54.600 align:center
And this rivalry and all that
have their own place.

00:18:55.040 --> 00:18:56.280 align:center
But I will miss you all.

00:18:56.360 --> 00:18:57.400 align:center
[mouthing, inaudible]

00:18:57.520 --> 00:18:59.120 align:center
- So I--
-One minute, sir. I'll be back.

00:18:59.200 --> 00:19:00.520 align:center
Please continue.

00:19:01.280 --> 00:19:02.120 align:center
Please.

00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:08.240 align:center
Looks like it's time for Mishra
to sit in Mr. Manchanda's lap.

00:19:08.320 --> 00:19:11.320 align:center
[laughter erupts]

00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:14.440 align:center
Yes, there are two types
of people in the world.

00:19:15.520 --> 00:19:16.800 align:center
Some are greedy.

00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:19.080 align:center
-And some are--
-[all] Arrogant!

00:19:20.800 --> 00:19:21.720 align:center
Who should be bribed?

00:19:21.800 --> 00:19:22.920 align:center
[all] The greedy!

00:19:23.000 --> 00:19:24.800 align:center
-Who should be honored?
-[all] The arrogant!

00:19:24.880 --> 00:19:26.880 align:center
-Who should be bribed?
-[all] The greedy!

00:19:27.520 --> 00:19:28.480 align:center
Did you call for me, sir?

00:19:28.680 --> 00:19:29.520 align:center
Come in, Mishra.

00:19:29.600 --> 00:19:32.880 align:center
-[chanting continues in the background]
-Sir, please tell me.

00:19:32.960 --> 00:19:34.960 align:center
Has that drama outside stopped,
or is it still going on?

00:19:35.040 --> 00:19:36.080 align:center
Sir, it will end now.

00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:38.080 align:center
He is leaving,
so why should we make him sad?

00:19:38.400 --> 00:19:39.320 align:center
Hmm.

00:19:40.080 --> 00:19:42.320 align:center
When this departing man
came here for the first time,

00:19:42.800 --> 00:19:44.280 align:center
he was a foolish lamb.

00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:46.880 align:center
I turned him into a tiger
by putting a tie on him.

00:19:47.520 --> 00:19:48.640 align:center
Mangala Pharma did that.

00:19:48.920 --> 00:19:49.880 align:center
And look at him today.

00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:52.920 align:center
For a few coins, he became
a jackal of Steady Life.

00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:53.880 align:center
Yuck!

00:19:54.240 --> 00:19:56.200 align:center
He has become such a wild jackal, sir.

00:19:56.560 --> 00:19:59.000 align:center
He has his eyes
on your entire animal kingdom.

00:19:59.080 --> 00:20:00.880 align:center
-[Manchanda] Hmm.
-If he had his way,

00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:02.520 align:center
he would chew up
the heart of the cardiologist,

00:20:02.600 --> 00:20:05.960 align:center
the intestines of the gastroenterologist,
and the liver of the hepatologist.

00:20:06.040 --> 00:20:07.960 align:center
I have seen many like him come and go.

00:20:08.040 --> 00:20:10.360 align:center
Those who think they can fool their boss.

00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:11.960 align:center
But he couldn't even achieve that.

00:20:12.440 --> 00:20:13.400 align:center
Tell me,

00:20:13.720 --> 00:20:14.840 align:center
what are you doing about him?

00:20:15.440 --> 00:20:18.920 align:center
Sir, he has made a secret list of doctors.

00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:21.000 align:center
-Hmm.
-[Annu] I secretly kept it with me.

00:20:21.080 --> 00:20:22.920 align:center
You quietly remove him
from our sales group,

00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:24.320 align:center
and I will forward it to you.

00:20:25.160 --> 00:20:26.800 align:center
You are a tiger, Mishra.

00:20:28.480 --> 00:20:30.600 align:center
There are so many people
outside eating samosas, right?

00:20:31.360 --> 00:20:33.720 align:center
They will keep eating samosas
all their lives.

00:20:34.480 --> 00:20:36.080 align:center
Do you not like samosas, sir?

00:20:36.160 --> 00:20:37.200 align:center
Sometimes they are fine.

00:20:38.800 --> 00:20:39.920 align:center
You are different from these people.

00:20:41.560 --> 00:20:42.840 align:center
You are eating samosas today,

00:20:44.040 --> 00:20:46.760 align:center
but I'm sure you'll eat baklava tomorrow.

00:20:47.240 --> 00:20:48.840 align:center
-What will I eat?
-[Manchanda] Baklava.

00:20:49.440 --> 00:20:51.680 align:center
-It's a Turkish dessert.
-Good!

00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:54.840 align:center
Mangala's first office
is opening in Istanbul.

00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:58.200 align:center
If you do good work,
you'll be sent there.

00:20:59.480 --> 00:21:00.800 align:center
Sir, I will not go to Turkey.

00:21:01.200 --> 00:21:02.200 align:center
It's not a good country.

00:21:02.840 --> 00:21:03.680 align:center
Send me somewhere else.

00:21:04.640 --> 00:21:05.920 align:center
Your appraisal is in two months.

00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:09.520 align:center
Grind Shashi Ranjan's teeth, tiger.

00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:13.840 align:center
You would like to become the regional head
in your own country, right?

00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:16.640 align:center
-Do you not want that?
-Yes, sir. Of course,

00:21:17.120 --> 00:21:18.040 align:center
I want that.

00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:22.360 align:center
Sir, Shashi Ranjan sir has sent this.

00:21:32.240 --> 00:21:33.080 align:center
Sir, I will take it away.

00:21:37.280 --> 00:21:41.400 align:center
Aman, stop being angry
and connect my phone to the Wi-Fi.

00:21:43.840 --> 00:21:45.240 align:center
How long will you stay angry?

00:21:45.320 --> 00:21:47.320 align:center
Until the new moon of Krishna Paksha.

00:21:47.440 --> 00:21:48.320 align:center
Huh?

00:21:48.600 --> 00:21:51.920 align:center
That cable guy will come that day
to collect the Wi-Fi payment.

00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:55.040 align:center
Connect this. Bittu's mom
has been messaging me for days.

00:21:55.120 --> 00:21:57.040 align:center
I need to click somewhere
to vote on something.

00:21:57.520 --> 00:22:00.320 align:center
Mummy, don't click on any link she sends.

00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:01.680 align:center
-[Santosh chuckles]
-She is a scammer.

00:22:01.760 --> 00:22:03.960 align:center
She is a fraud. A total fraud.

00:22:04.040 --> 00:22:05.200 align:center
[Bittu's mom] Annu's mother!

00:22:05.280 --> 00:22:06.560 align:center
-[Santosh] Oh.
-Here she comes.

00:22:06.640 --> 00:22:08.680 align:center
-Okay.
-[Shanti] She is here.

00:22:09.040 --> 00:22:11.200 align:center
So you're talking badly about me?

00:22:11.840 --> 00:22:14.600 align:center
No, no. We were talking about evil.

00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:16.960 align:center
Now it's standing right in front of us.

00:22:18.320 --> 00:22:21.160 align:center
Brother, you should go
to a comedy poetry show.

00:22:21.240 --> 00:22:22.080 align:center
[Santosh] Why?

00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:24.320 align:center
I even have a stage name for you.

00:22:24.400 --> 00:22:25.240 align:center
[Santosh] What?

00:22:25.320 --> 00:22:26.960 align:center
Loudmouthed Moradabadi.

00:22:27.040 --> 00:22:29.840 align:center
-I'm not from Moradabad at all.
-But you're loudmouthed.

00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:30.880 align:center
[Shanti chuckles]

00:22:31.240 --> 00:22:32.360 align:center
-Annu's mother.
-Hmm?

00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:34.160 align:center
How long is this painting going to take?

00:22:34.360 --> 00:22:35.920 align:center
Your house is so small!

00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:37.640 align:center
It's not that small.

00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:39.400 align:center
[Bittu's mom]
Well, it's not very big either.

00:22:40.400 --> 00:22:41.640 align:center
Aman!

00:22:41.720 --> 00:22:43.160 align:center
Son, when did you come?

00:22:43.240 --> 00:22:45.280 align:center
You are in the camera's frame.

00:22:45.360 --> 00:22:47.280 align:center
Where are your manners?

00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:50.040 align:center
Auntie, where did you get this from?

00:22:50.960 --> 00:22:53.520 align:center
-Son, from Sakhi Shalini.
-Who is that?

00:22:54.680 --> 00:22:58.520 align:center
Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal,
which I founded.

00:22:59.320 --> 00:23:00.600 align:center
My name is Shalini.

00:23:00.680 --> 00:23:01.560 align:center
Huh?

00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:04.320 align:center
-Is your name Shalini?
-Yes!

00:23:05.600 --> 00:23:10.520 align:center
Did my friends call me Bittu's Mother
when I was a child?

00:23:10.600 --> 00:23:14.000 align:center
If you had not told us,
we never would have known.

00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:17.480 align:center
-Annu's mom knows.
-Huh?

00:23:17.600 --> 00:23:18.640 align:center
[Shalini] Right, Shanti?

00:23:18.760 --> 00:23:20.240 align:center
Yes, Bittu's Mother.

00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:23.080 align:center
-Shalini. [nervous chuckle]
-[Shalini] Yes.

00:23:23.360 --> 00:23:24.720 align:center
[Aman]
It's good that at least you remember.

00:23:24.800 --> 00:23:26.680 align:center
Oh, I had forgotten too.

00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:31.480 align:center
That Shalini is hidden
somewhere inside Bittu's Mother.

00:23:32.080 --> 00:23:34.400 align:center
One day, I heard a voice from within,

00:23:34.520 --> 00:23:37.440 align:center
and I gathered all my friends

00:23:37.720 --> 00:23:39.240 align:center
and founded

00:23:39.320 --> 00:23:42.000 align:center
Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal.

00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:45.800 align:center
Now I even earn money from my videos.

00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:47.280 align:center
-Really?
-Monetization?

00:23:47.360 --> 00:23:48.560 align:center
Auntie, you have become a founder now.

00:23:48.680 --> 00:23:51.200 align:center
Son, not a founder but a sansthapak.

00:23:51.280 --> 00:23:53.920 align:center
Paper institutions don't have founders.

00:23:54.120 --> 00:23:55.440 align:center
They have ringleaders.

00:23:55.600 --> 00:23:57.880 align:center
Son, Dubey opened an NGO

00:23:58.080 --> 00:23:59.320 align:center
to launder money.

00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:01.400 align:center
Later, he had to go to jail.

00:24:03.000 --> 00:24:08.520 align:center
Brother, you can take me lightly,
but not my women's group, Sakhi Shalini.

00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:11.440 align:center
352 women have already joined.

00:24:11.520 --> 00:24:14.000 align:center
You are the auntie from
the Gupta Chaat Bhandar video, right?

00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:16.840 align:center
-Yes.
-Brother, she made a video about it.

00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:19.040 align:center
It went viral. The shop shut down.

00:24:19.120 --> 00:24:21.200 align:center
-Do you follow me, son?
-Yes, madam.

00:24:21.920 --> 00:24:23.920 align:center
Did you get Gupta Chaat Bhandar shut down?

00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:24.880 align:center
Huh?

00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:28.640 align:center
-You don't know?
-[Santosh] What?

00:24:28.840 --> 00:24:32.640 align:center
The city's 27th chaat shop
opened in Rani Bazaar.

00:24:33.280 --> 00:24:37.160 align:center
The shop owner's son studies
in the same class as my Bittu.

00:24:37.320 --> 00:24:40.360 align:center
-The son's name is Jatin Agarwal,
-Hmm.

00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:42.440 align:center
but the shop is called
Gupta Chaat Bhandar.

00:24:42.840 --> 00:24:48.440 align:center
Mr. Agarwal gave the shop a false name
to attract business.

00:24:48.640 --> 00:24:50.880 align:center
When I found out,

00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:53.880 align:center
I went to the market

00:24:53.960 --> 00:24:56.720 align:center
and spread this news
to all the Gupta Chaat Bhandars.

00:24:56.960 --> 00:24:58.880 align:center
-Oh.
-[Shalini] After that,

00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:00.640 align:center
I gathered all 26

00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:04.760 align:center
Gupta Chaat Bhandar owners
into a group

00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:06.640 align:center
and went to Mr. Agarwal's shop.

00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:10.600 align:center
I put the camera in his face and said,
"Show me your Aadhaar card."

00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:14.480 align:center
-Then?
-Agarwal ji first tried to fool me.

00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:17.240 align:center
When I refused to back down,
he started threatening me.

00:25:17.320 --> 00:25:18.320 align:center
-[Santosh] Really?
-Yes.

00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:20.520 align:center
He even started demanding a caste census.

00:25:20.600 --> 00:25:21.840 align:center
He said, "Don't take the law
into your own hands."

00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:25.120 align:center
-I said, "I have a camera in my hand,
-Yes!

00:25:25.240 --> 00:25:29.960 align:center
and its battery lasts much longer
than the arm of the law."

00:25:30.040 --> 00:25:31.120 align:center
Very true.

00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:35.440 align:center
Now, Gupta Chaat Bhandar
has become a sweet shop,

00:25:35.520 --> 00:25:37.920 align:center
and its name is Shyam Sundar Agarwal.

00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:40.200 align:center
Auntie, poor Agarwal uncle wanted

00:25:40.280 --> 00:25:42.400 align:center
to follow his passion,
so you should have let him.

00:25:42.560 --> 00:25:45.840 align:center
Even in films, people use names
like Kapoor and Kumar to become heroes.

00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:48.560 align:center
Brother, once my subscribers increase,

00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:50.920 align:center
this Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal

00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:53.520 align:center
will expose even those Kapoors and Kumars.

00:25:53.600 --> 00:25:56.720 align:center
First, expose the issue.
Only then will your subscribers increase.

00:25:57.920 --> 00:26:01.760 align:center
Just let a few heroines
join our women's group.

00:26:02.320 --> 00:26:03.600 align:center
Then you will see!

00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:06.920 align:center
We will demand equal pay for them,
just like the heroes.

00:26:07.320 --> 00:26:10.240 align:center
We will go on strike
for an eight-hour workday.

00:26:10.320 --> 00:26:12.280 align:center
Even laborers work only eight hours now.

00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:13.240 align:center
Right, son?

00:26:13.320 --> 00:26:14.440 align:center
-Hmm?
-Yes.

00:26:14.520 --> 00:26:17.280 align:center
What? Do you plan to come again tomorrow?

00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:19.200 align:center
Finish your work quickly.

00:26:19.280 --> 00:26:21.160 align:center
Brother!

00:26:21.520 --> 00:26:24.120 align:center
Your whole house looks a little dull.

00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:27.120 align:center
-Which part looks dull?
-Look at this.

00:26:27.520 --> 00:26:30.600 align:center
You used the same color everywhere.
Why did you not change it?

00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:32.560 align:center
[Shanti] He doesn't like any new color.

00:26:32.640 --> 00:26:34.480 align:center
If we talk about new colors,
he gets angry

00:26:34.560 --> 00:26:36.360 align:center
as if we are talking about
changing the Constitution.

00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:38.520 align:center
-Come on.
-Tell me one thing.

00:26:38.600 --> 00:26:41.040 align:center
Does your women's group
only list problems,

00:26:41.120 --> 00:26:42.760 align:center
or does it offer solutions too?

00:26:42.840 --> 00:26:46.880 align:center
Brother, I am making this video
for a solution.

00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:49.200 align:center
I will post it and sit on strike.

00:26:49.280 --> 00:26:51.840 align:center
You will see that he will come
within ten days and repaint it.

00:26:51.920 --> 00:26:53.440 align:center
There's no need to repaint.

00:26:53.520 --> 00:26:56.000 align:center
-Find a solution to clean this mess.
-Hey, let her do it.

00:26:56.080 --> 00:26:58.200 align:center
No, it is fine. Do not repaint it.

00:26:58.520 --> 00:26:59.800 align:center
You can get a refund.

00:26:59.880 --> 00:27:01.600 align:center
What are you talking about?
You can do that?

00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:02.520 align:center
Yes, of course.

00:27:02.720 --> 00:27:04.280 align:center
-But I have one condition.
-What?

00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:06.920 align:center
-If your work gets done,
-Hmm.

00:27:07.120 --> 00:27:11.280 align:center
Annu's mother will have
to join our women's group.

00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:13.720 align:center
I have been asking her for a long time,
but she always avoids it.

00:27:14.280 --> 00:27:16.520 align:center
[Santosh] If you get this work done,

00:27:16.600 --> 00:27:18.480 align:center
then not only Shanti,
but our entire family

00:27:18.560 --> 00:27:20.240 align:center
will join your Mahila Mandal.

00:27:20.320 --> 00:27:21.720 align:center
-[Shalini] Really?
-[Santosh] Yes.

00:27:21.800 --> 00:27:25.480 align:center
Then watch how I make
a proper video of this poor paint job.

00:27:25.560 --> 00:27:27.360 align:center
Look at this.

00:27:27.440 --> 00:27:29.560 align:center
Who does such a sloppy job?

00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:30.960 align:center
Look over here.

00:27:31.040 --> 00:27:32.480 align:center
Right after the paint was done,
dampness appeared.

00:27:32.560 --> 00:27:35.000 align:center
-[Santosh] Look how damp it is!
-[Shalini] Yes.

00:27:35.360 --> 00:27:37.920 align:center
[birds cooing]

00:27:39.520 --> 00:27:41.480 align:center
[Annu] Oh, man.

00:27:42.640 --> 00:27:45.600 align:center
Shashi Ranjan, you should
have some respect for your CTC.

00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:46.960 align:center
Can you believe it?

00:27:47.240 --> 00:27:48.680 align:center
He treated us to just tea and samosas.

00:27:48.760 --> 00:27:50.800 align:center
[Annu] And you still packed
three to take home.

00:27:51.080 --> 00:27:51.920 align:center
No way.

00:27:52.000 --> 00:27:52.840 align:center
Eat it.

00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:54.880 align:center
I'll have cashews and almonds.

00:27:54.960 --> 00:27:56.560 align:center
[Negi] Here you go, boys. Read this.

00:27:58.480 --> 00:27:59.560 align:center
Hey, that was not a tissue.

00:27:59.760 --> 00:28:01.440 align:center
It was Shashi Ranjan's secret list.

00:28:01.720 --> 00:28:02.640 align:center
It's okay.

00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:05.200 align:center
I have already forwarded
the soft copy to your phones.

00:28:05.480 --> 00:28:07.560 align:center
Memorize it well.

00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:09.280 align:center
That's how we will achieve our targets.

00:28:09.840 --> 00:28:11.400 align:center
We need to make
Shashi Ranjan taste defeat.

00:28:13.200 --> 00:28:15.480 align:center
By the way, were you not boasting too much
in front of Shashi Ranjan today?

00:28:15.560 --> 00:28:16.600 align:center
When did you see that?

00:28:17.200 --> 00:28:18.920 align:center
Wasn't your head under his feet?

00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:20.720 align:center
-[laughter erupts]
-Why are you laughing?

00:28:20.800 --> 00:28:23.480 align:center
Brother, we have to maintain relationships
with people like Shashi Ranjan.

00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:25.680 align:center
I will keep… flattering him.

00:28:25.760 --> 00:28:28.200 align:center
-[electronic voice] Mummy calling. Mummy--
-[Annu] Mom's calling. Stay quiet.

00:28:28.680 --> 00:28:30.880 align:center
-Hello. Yes, Mummy?
-[Shanti] Hey, where are you?

00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:32.520 align:center
I was a little busy with work.
I am coming.

00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:33.840 align:center
[Shanti]
Your younger brother is home.

00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:35.480 align:center
Should you not have come home early?

00:28:35.560 --> 00:28:36.480 align:center
I am on my way.

00:28:36.560 --> 00:28:37.880 align:center
Listen, don't forget to bring ice cream.

00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:40.240 align:center
-Which flavor should I bring?
-Valina.

00:28:40.320 --> 00:28:42.440 align:center
-Mummy, it's called vanilla.
-Whatever.

00:28:42.560 --> 00:28:43.560 align:center
-Come quickly.
-I'm coming.

00:28:44.120 --> 00:28:48.080 align:center
Guys, I am heading out.
I ordered food for you. Okay?

00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:49.400 align:center
-Bye.
-Great. Thank you.

00:28:50.280 --> 00:28:52.000 align:center
[Negi] You brought three samosas, right?

00:28:52.080 --> 00:28:52.960 align:center
Give them to me.

00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:57.200 align:center
Where is the chutney?

00:28:57.480 --> 00:28:59.560 align:center
MISHRA NIWAS BECOMES A SHABBY ABODE
EXPOSED

00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:01.400 align:center
Look at this.

00:29:01.760 --> 00:29:03.160 align:center
I put this chutney here

00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:05.600 align:center
and wiped it off.

00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:08.800 align:center
The paint didn't come off,

00:29:09.960 --> 00:29:10.920 align:center
and it didn't get stained.

00:29:11.520 --> 00:29:14.040 align:center
Now look at this house compared to mine.

00:29:14.320 --> 00:29:15.640 align:center
It's poorly painted.

00:29:16.360 --> 00:29:18.520 align:center
Friends, the name of this house
is Mishra Niwas,

00:29:18.800 --> 00:29:22.440 align:center
but cheap paint has turned it
into a shabby abode.

00:29:23.040 --> 00:29:27.200 align:center
Viewers, you will not believe this,
but this paint was just applied.

00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:30.360 align:center
The dampness does not go away,
and the color doesn't show properly.

00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:31.680 align:center
[Aman chuckles]

00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:33.960 align:center
Hey, stop this.

00:29:35.120 --> 00:29:36.960 align:center
She is completely insulting us.

00:29:37.120 --> 00:29:38.800 align:center
What difference
will this make to the painter?

00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:43.360 align:center
You can stop this video,
but can you stop her from coming here?

00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:45.160 align:center
To hell with her.

00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:47.640 align:center
Who told you to trust her?

00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:50.200 align:center
These days, she does not step out
without her camera.

00:29:50.280 --> 00:29:52.200 align:center
Then why do you let her
enter the house with it?

00:29:52.280 --> 00:29:54.040 align:center
What am I supposed to do?

00:29:54.280 --> 00:29:56.640 align:center
-Should I stand at the door like this?
-Yes.

00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:57.800 align:center
What am I supposed to do?

00:29:57.960 --> 00:30:00.080 align:center
A kitty party has been forced upon
our house next week.

00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:01.200 align:center
-Huh?
-Huh?

00:30:01.400 --> 00:30:04.160 align:center
Now she will glorify her women's group.

00:30:04.360 --> 00:30:05.320 align:center
And she will say,

00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:08.720 align:center
"Look at these oppressed housewives.

00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:11.000 align:center
Where did they end up?
And where have we reached?"

00:30:11.080 --> 00:30:12.640 align:center
Then refuse it.

00:30:12.840 --> 00:30:14.920 align:center
"All this will not work in my house."

00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:15.960 align:center
-[Aman] Yes.
-Why?

00:30:16.480 --> 00:30:18.280 align:center
Are you ashamed of your painted wall?

00:30:18.360 --> 00:30:19.560 align:center
In your dreams.

00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:20.920 align:center
-[gate clangs]
-She should be ashamed.

00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:22.280 align:center
Don't be shameless.

00:30:22.360 --> 00:30:25.440 align:center
My Mishra family, is the party going on?

00:30:25.520 --> 00:30:27.160 align:center
The condolence meeting is going on.

00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:28.080 align:center
-Hmm.
-[Annu] Huh?

00:30:28.160 --> 00:30:29.520 align:center
[Shanti] The painting lasted Fourteen days.

00:30:29.600 --> 00:30:32.040 align:center
The paint died on the 15th day.

00:30:32.120 --> 00:30:34.560 align:center
Efforts have been made
to light its pyre for the past 13 days.

00:30:34.640 --> 00:30:35.880 align:center
-[Santosh] Yeah, right.
-Okay.

00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:38.320 align:center
So is Mummy making chole puri
for the final rites?

00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:40.320 align:center
Chole puri is being prepared
to celebrate my arrival.

00:30:40.400 --> 00:30:42.160 align:center
[Annu] I have brought good news, Papa.

00:30:43.760 --> 00:30:46.920 align:center
Papa, Shashi Ranjan is leaving his job.

00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:48.640 align:center
-[Santosh] Hmm?
-Someone lost his job,

00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:50.520 align:center
and you're rejoicing.
Do you see that, Papa?

00:30:50.600 --> 00:30:52.280 align:center
He is leaving the job on his own.

00:30:52.360 --> 00:30:53.480 align:center
He hasn't been thrown out.

00:30:54.120 --> 00:30:57.320 align:center
The good news is that
I may be made the regional head.

00:30:57.400 --> 00:30:58.240 align:center
-Really?
-Yes.

00:30:58.320 --> 00:30:59.160 align:center
What are you saying?

00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:02.280 align:center
Papa, you will see that within two months,
I will get a promotion,

00:31:02.360 --> 00:31:04.480 align:center
my salary will increase,
and my credit limit will also increase.

00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:07.320 align:center
-Excellent, son. Well done.
-[Shanti] What?

00:31:07.560 --> 00:31:10.440 align:center
-What are you celebrating?
-He is about to get promoted.

00:31:10.520 --> 00:31:12.240 align:center
-[Santosh] Yes.
-About to?

00:31:12.560 --> 00:31:13.960 align:center
I thought you already were.

00:31:14.040 --> 00:31:15.640 align:center
Oh, then consider it done.

00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:18.000 align:center
-Do you have any doubts?
-No. It is just that

00:31:18.080 --> 00:31:19.680 align:center
after your SSC scandal,

00:31:19.760 --> 00:31:21.000 align:center
I've gotten into the habit
of being suspicious.

00:31:21.080 --> 00:31:22.240 align:center
Totally uncalled for.

00:31:22.320 --> 00:31:23.920 align:center
It's okay. Mummy is in shock.

00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:25.880 align:center
She hasn't recovered yet.

00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:28.120 align:center
-Hmm?
-Mummy, this paint may

00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:29.360 align:center
or may not dry within two months,

00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:31.360 align:center
but I will get promoted,
and my salary will increase.

00:31:31.440 --> 00:31:32.920 align:center
-Really?
-And your net worth will increase, too.

00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:35.240 align:center
And your love for your younger brother
will also increase.

00:31:35.320 --> 00:31:36.720 align:center
Confidence will increase as well.

00:31:36.800 --> 00:31:38.640 align:center
Mummy, when my confidence increases,

00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:40.440 align:center
I will hold your hand like this

00:31:40.520 --> 00:31:43.800 align:center
and take you to
Sardar ji's gold shop and say,

00:31:43.920 --> 00:31:46.000 align:center
-"Embrace it."
-Who? Sardar ji?

00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:47.720 align:center
The gold chain.

00:31:47.800 --> 00:31:49.040 align:center
-[Aman] Okay.
-What is this, Papa?

00:31:49.120 --> 00:31:50.880 align:center
[Santosh] Excellent, son.

00:31:51.000 --> 00:31:53.480 align:center
There is a lot of resonance
in your voice today.

00:31:53.560 --> 00:31:55.760 align:center
Did you take a sip of confidence
before coming home?

00:31:55.840 --> 00:31:57.000 align:center
-[softly] What are you saying?
-[Aman] Papa, ask me.

00:31:57.080 --> 00:31:58.040 align:center
He is coming back after partying.

00:31:58.120 --> 00:32:00.320 align:center
-Hey!
-Which party did you attend?

00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:03.560 align:center
Mummy, what kind of parties
do office-going people attend?

00:32:03.640 --> 00:32:05.480 align:center
Which party?

00:32:05.560 --> 00:32:07.360 align:center
Mummy, I have grown up now.

00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:08.480 align:center
To do what?

00:32:08.560 --> 00:32:10.400 align:center
-Old enough for what?
-Not get beaten, Mummy.

00:32:11.400 --> 00:32:13.520 align:center
Change your clothes. It is dinner time.

00:32:13.760 --> 00:32:15.760 align:center
Let us eat in the air-conditioned room.
It is very hot.

00:32:15.840 --> 00:32:17.480 align:center
-No, no.
-[Annu] Papa, it is very hot.

00:32:17.560 --> 00:32:18.720 align:center
No way.

00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:20.760 align:center
The smell of food will linger all night.

00:32:20.840 --> 00:32:22.960 align:center
Papa, our mother has cooked fragrant food.

00:32:23.040 --> 00:32:25.040 align:center
-Why would it smell?
-I don't know.

00:32:26.080 --> 00:32:28.640 align:center
Let's eat in 15 minutes.
Let me cool down a bit.

00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:30.440 align:center
[Santosh] It's the heat of promotion.

00:32:30.840 --> 00:32:32.480 align:center
It's the sweat of hard work.

00:32:32.560 --> 00:32:34.160 align:center
Yes, son.

00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:37.000 align:center
You have been sweating
a bit too much these days.

00:32:38.800 --> 00:32:42.920 align:center
[narrator] Today, this house has earned
not one but two enemies.

00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:45.760 align:center
Ravi, the Wi-Fi guy,

00:32:46.360 --> 00:32:48.560 align:center
and the second is Ravi's Wi-Fi.

00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:53.080 align:center
When this plastic box
that looks like a barasingha

00:32:53.760 --> 00:32:56.240 align:center
dethrones you from your place,

00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:58.120 align:center
your ego is bound to get hurt.

00:32:58.440 --> 00:32:59.800 align:center
Look at how he's showing off.

00:33:00.080 --> 00:33:01.920 align:center
They have even dressed it up.

00:33:02.320 --> 00:33:05.880 align:center
Every year, I will keep getting older.

00:33:06.120 --> 00:33:07.240 align:center
And this router

00:33:07.600 --> 00:33:09.600 align:center
will stay strong and young.

00:33:11.520 --> 00:33:12.960 align:center
But whatever the era,

00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:16.440 align:center
there will never be a shortage of things
to talk about in this courtyard.

00:33:18.120 --> 00:33:20.200 align:center
There are many things
that will never decrease.

00:33:21.120 --> 00:33:22.560 align:center
Like hope.

00:33:23.800 --> 00:33:24.960 align:center
Hope for an increase in CTC.

00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:28.440 align:center
Hope of catching someone's eye.

00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:30.720 align:center
Like sadness.

00:33:31.560 --> 00:33:34.760 align:center
Sadness over not getting any return
on the money spent on painting.

00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:38.000 align:center
Like an unknown fear.

00:33:38.080 --> 00:33:39.080 align:center
DON'T ANSWER

00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:42.000 align:center
Behind it, some secret may be hiding.

00:33:42.120 --> 00:33:42.960 align:center
ABSOLUTELY DON'T ANSWER

00:33:43.040 --> 00:33:44.640 align:center
Like comments from neighbors.

00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:47.560 align:center
Filled with the poison
of seven cigarettes.

00:33:48.400 --> 00:33:50.080 align:center
And like chole puri.

00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:53.360 align:center
The best ones are made at home.

00:33:54.160 --> 00:33:57.200 align:center
Stories like yours that,
as they gather over time,

00:33:57.280 --> 00:34:00.040 align:center
tell the story of an entire life.

00:34:00.760 --> 00:34:03.640 align:center
Not just theirs, but yours too.

00:34:08.160 --> 00:34:10.600 align:center
[end credit music plays]

00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:29.640 align:center
[end credit music ends]

