WEBVTT 00:15.080 --> 00:15.960 SANTOSH MISHRA 00:16.040 --> 00:17.160 [mellow music plays] 00:21.000 --> 00:22.040 [birds fluttering] 00:35.320 --> 00:36.240 [pigeons cooing] 00:37.120 --> 00:38.520 [loud snoring] 00:38.920 --> 00:40.760 -[continuous pigeon cooing] -[mellow music ends] 00:46.360 --> 00:47.680 [rapid, loud wing flapping] 00:49.600 --> 00:50.600 [Shanti] Get up. 00:53.880 --> 00:55.520 The pigeon is going to fly into the temple. 00:55.960 --> 00:57.880 Let it be. 00:58.320 --> 01:00.480 It's God's house. 01:03.720 --> 01:04.600 Annu! 01:06.600 --> 01:07.760 Shoo the pigeon away. 01:08.480 --> 01:09.520 [sleepy groan] 01:10.960 --> 01:12.080 [Shanti] Hey, Annu! 01:13.480 --> 01:14.520 Annu! 01:16.640 --> 01:17.520 [mock pigeon cooing] 01:17.600 --> 01:19.600 -Hey! -[mock pigeon cooing] 01:19.880 --> 01:20.880 What are you doing? 01:21.840 --> 01:23.160 Even the pigeon knows 01:24.000 --> 01:25.560 the men in this house are lazy. 01:26.720 --> 01:27.560 [tired sigh] 01:30.440 --> 01:31.400 [sleepy groan] 01:38.080 --> 01:39.240 -[sharp shattering sound] -[Shanti] Hey! 01:39.400 --> 01:40.400 -[loud wing flapping] -[screams] 01:41.160 --> 01:42.080 -Mummy! -What happened? 01:43.000 --> 01:43.840 Are you okay? 01:48.680 --> 01:49.800 She's standing up. 01:51.000 --> 01:52.240 -Then she must be fine. -Fine. 01:53.760 --> 01:56.120 What can a pigeon do to Shanti Mishra? 02:00.680 --> 02:02.600 [faint street vendor calls] 02:02.680 --> 02:05.240 Sweeping, cleaning, wiping, drying. 02:05.320 --> 02:06.560 That's my whole life now. 02:06.880 --> 02:09.800 The moment pigeons step into this courtyard, they act like royalty. 02:10.280 --> 02:12.520 I'll chase them off so fast, all that royalty will disappear. 02:12.600 --> 02:14.840 [Annu] Yes, sir? Can you hear me now? 02:15.000 --> 02:17.480 Hold on, I'll move where the network is better. 02:17.560 --> 02:19.920 Yes, sir, now you must be able to hear me. Can you? 02:20.160 --> 02:21.280 Sir, I was saying that 02:21.360 --> 02:23.840 the Tilli Bazar and Nawabi Chungi area 02:24.000 --> 02:25.960 could be given to Negi. 02:26.240 --> 02:27.120 Yes, Shashi sir's. 02:27.200 --> 02:28.320 I can handle the rest. 02:28.440 --> 02:30.920 Stop stalling and give me a date. 02:31.000 --> 02:33.080 When exactly will this wall be dry? 02:33.480 --> 02:36.000 Should we dry it under a fan, blow on it, air it out, 02:36.120 --> 02:37.920 or perform some ritual? What exactly are we supposed to do? 02:38.880 --> 02:41.720 Uncle, it's only been four days. Wait four more, and it'll be done. 02:41.800 --> 02:43.800 Wait four more days? Come with me. 02:43.880 --> 02:45.160 -[Annu] I already explained it to Negi. -Look at this. 02:45.240 --> 02:46.080 [Annu] Negi, tell him. 02:46.560 --> 02:47.800 Is this a wall or a chameleon? 02:47.960 --> 02:49.000 It keeps changing colors. 02:49.400 --> 02:50.480 We painted it yellow, right? 02:50.600 --> 02:51.880 Now it's all murky brown. 02:52.480 --> 02:54.640 Uncle, that's normal. 02:54.880 --> 02:56.760 If you want, I can add another coat. 02:56.840 --> 02:58.480 You have to. Do we have a choice? 02:58.560 --> 03:00.000 There's no need. 03:00.080 --> 03:01.720 It already has enough coats. 03:01.840 --> 03:03.560 I can't have stuff lying around the house anymore. 03:03.640 --> 03:06.760 Brother, last month our neighbor painted their house. 03:06.840 --> 03:09.240 -Weren't you the contractor? -Yes, I was. 03:09.320 --> 03:12.040 By the seventh day, everything at their place was done. 03:12.120 --> 03:14.280 -Here, it's been 25 days. -Exactly. 03:14.360 --> 03:16.800 Auntie, can I be honest? 03:16.880 --> 03:18.680 Her husband didn't have much time. 03:18.840 --> 03:20.080 He was really busy. 03:20.160 --> 03:21.520 That's why the work there got done so fast. 03:21.600 --> 03:24.720 Plus, they used more expensive paint, 03:24.800 --> 03:26.600 -so it dried and set quicker. -I went with 03:26.680 --> 03:28.200 -the cheaper paint… -Papa! 03:28.800 --> 03:31.400 because you have already been expensive enough, Mr. Painter. 03:31.480 --> 03:32.440 [Annu] Papa! Mummy! 03:32.960 --> 03:34.520 [contractor] You haven't paid the full amount yet. 03:34.600 --> 03:35.720 And you haven't finished the work yet. 03:35.800 --> 03:37.280 Papa, can you take this somewhere else? 03:37.360 --> 03:38.880 -I'm in the middle of a work meeting. -Let's go. 03:38.960 --> 03:40.200 Mummy, please don't scream so much. 03:40.280 --> 03:41.800 -[Shanti] Yes. -Let's settle the accounts inside. 03:42.320 --> 03:43.200 Yes, sir. I can hear you. 03:43.280 --> 03:45.600 -Yes, sir. -[electronic voice] Wi-Fi calling. Wi-Fi-- 03:46.120 --> 03:47.320 -Hello? -Where are you, man? 03:47.400 --> 03:49.600 -I'm almost there. -I called you at 7. It's 10 now. 03:49.720 --> 03:50.640 Hurry up! 03:51.400 --> 03:53.520 Brother, is the newly painted house yours? 03:53.600 --> 03:54.800 [Annu] Come inside. 03:55.920 --> 03:57.800 Are you the one in the blue shirt? 03:58.480 --> 03:59.360 No. 03:59.960 --> 04:00.840 I was joking. 04:00.960 --> 04:02.440 -Show me. -Here. 04:03.280 --> 04:05.240 Oh, nice! What's the warranty? 04:05.520 --> 04:06.400 One year. 04:06.720 --> 04:07.720 Extend it, man. 04:08.120 --> 04:10.160 -It's nice. Find a spot for it. -Call your guys right away. 04:10.400 --> 04:11.440 I need coverage in that room first. 04:12.560 --> 04:13.400 Annu. 04:14.160 --> 04:15.400 Is he the internet guy? 04:15.840 --> 04:17.520 Uncle, no. I'm the Wi-Fi guy. 04:17.840 --> 04:18.960 Yeah, that's what I meant. 04:19.040 --> 04:20.640 You look familiar. 04:20.760 --> 04:22.560 Uncle, you know, robbery-- 04:23.240 --> 04:24.480 Road Number Four? 04:24.560 --> 04:25.480 That's where I live. 04:25.560 --> 04:27.880 Annu, help me set up the temple. 04:27.960 --> 04:29.520 Mummy, I'm in the middle of a meeting. 04:29.640 --> 04:31.400 Papa, help her out! 04:31.680 --> 04:33.320 -Okay-- -Please don't. You haven't even showered. 04:33.400 --> 04:36.200 Auntie! Auntie, should I help? 04:36.480 --> 04:38.120 I've showered. Should I? 04:38.200 --> 04:39.360 Yes, man. 04:39.920 --> 04:42.280 Help her set up the temple. 04:42.400 --> 04:43.800 Then perform the aarti. 04:44.000 --> 04:46.320 After that, take the temple offering to your home. 04:46.440 --> 04:47.480 [unintelligible] 04:47.720 --> 04:49.160 Do what you came here to do! 04:49.240 --> 04:50.080 My work is stuck because of it. 04:50.520 --> 04:51.920 -Go ahead. -[boss] Can you hear me, Anand? 04:52.080 --> 04:53.520 [Annu] Yes, sir, I can. 04:53.680 --> 04:55.880 -Can you hear me? -Just repeat it once more for Negi. 04:55.960 --> 04:57.520 I've set up the kitchen. 04:57.600 --> 04:58.960 The temple will be ready too. 04:59.080 --> 05:02.160 You'll set up the bedroom. And Annu, you'll clean your own room. 05:02.240 --> 05:04.760 By evening, I don't want anything left lying around. 05:05.280 --> 05:06.320 Why am I the only one cleaning? 05:06.880 --> 05:08.720 Is that my room alone? 05:09.000 --> 05:10.200 It's full of Aman's stuff. 05:10.280 --> 05:12.040 Only Aman's stuff is in there, 05:12.280 --> 05:14.160 but you're the only one who lives there, right? 05:14.240 --> 05:17.000 You got what you wanted so badly, right? 05:17.080 --> 05:19.320 -The one you can't be at peace without. -Who? 05:19.400 --> 05:20.760 What's the name of that witch? 05:21.720 --> 05:23.080 -Who? -Pircy? 05:23.640 --> 05:24.760 Piracy. 05:24.840 --> 05:27.160 -Papa, it's privacy. -That's what I meant. 05:27.480 --> 05:28.920 And Aman's coming here. 05:29.000 --> 05:30.000 We'll make him do the work. 05:30.720 --> 05:32.040 He's still a student. 05:32.120 --> 05:33.520 You can't give him a chance to be lazy. 05:33.600 --> 05:35.760 -Yes. -So until he doesn't get here, 05:35.840 --> 05:37.360 this house will look like a bus depot? 05:37.520 --> 05:38.920 Mummy, do you think 05:39.240 --> 05:42.080 I'm going to do labor work in my formals for free? 05:42.160 --> 05:43.120 Of course. 05:43.200 --> 05:46.280 You're not a mother to do labor work for free. 05:50.040 --> 05:51.040 That was for you. 05:51.200 --> 05:53.560 No, it was for you. 05:54.160 --> 05:55.240 [contractor] Uncle! 05:56.200 --> 05:57.200 The guys are coming. 05:57.280 --> 05:59.080 -[Santosh] Okay. -Whatever you say, they'll do it. 05:59.160 --> 06:00.560 Uncle, have mercy on me. 06:00.640 --> 06:03.040 Please free my basin and ladder. 06:03.280 --> 06:04.640 I have other contracts to take care of. 06:04.720 --> 06:06.800 All right, man. Leave. I'll take care of it. Go. 06:08.160 --> 06:09.040 Shanti. 06:09.360 --> 06:11.680 I'm thinking of taking a shower before the painters arrive. 06:18.040 --> 06:19.680 Is this the painter's towel? 06:19.960 --> 06:21.800 [Shanti] Hmm. Go take a bath. 06:22.440 --> 06:23.920 The bathroom is over there. 06:24.480 --> 06:25.480 Oh, man. 06:32.160 --> 06:33.000 [clicks tongue] 06:34.640 --> 06:36.080 Bro, shall we go? 06:36.600 --> 06:38.440 Do you take ten minutes just to pee? 06:38.720 --> 06:41.120 You can speed up while driving, 06:41.320 --> 06:43.360 but how can you while peeing? 06:43.760 --> 06:46.600 Don't worry. I'll keep your bag in the front. 06:46.720 --> 06:47.640 Wait. 06:48.400 --> 06:49.440 You didn't wash your hands. 06:51.040 --> 06:52.520 And it has items for acquiring knowledge. 06:53.560 --> 06:55.800 Then just say they're your course books. 06:56.040 --> 06:58.280 My course books are back at the hostel. 06:58.520 --> 07:00.680 These are materials for the study of astrology. 07:00.760 --> 07:02.360 -The study of astrology? -Yes. 07:03.280 --> 07:04.680 Rudraksha on your hand, 07:04.960 --> 07:06.560 beard, goggles, 07:06.800 --> 07:07.800 and muscles? 07:08.880 --> 07:09.840 You build your muscles, too? 07:11.640 --> 07:12.680 I get the feeling 07:12.760 --> 07:14.120 you're hiding something from me. 07:14.200 --> 07:15.400 Keeping secrets from me? 07:15.960 --> 07:19.640 Even you have qualities of an astrologer, Surya Narayan. 07:19.760 --> 07:21.680 -Really? -Will you be my assistant? 07:21.760 --> 07:23.600 Be honest. Have you told your parents 07:23.680 --> 07:24.760 that you've become a sage? 07:25.000 --> 07:26.560 They don't know anything about it. 07:26.640 --> 07:28.520 Nor do they know that I'm coming early. 07:28.960 --> 07:29.800 Just drop me off at home. 07:29.880 --> 07:31.160 So, when will you tell your parents? 07:31.240 --> 07:33.480 When the time is right, I'll tell them. 07:33.560 --> 07:34.880 -And when will the right time come? -[engine starts] 07:35.440 --> 07:37.280 It must be on its way. 07:37.400 --> 07:38.240 -Let's go. -On its way? 07:38.320 --> 07:39.160 Hmm. 07:39.840 --> 07:42.840 Anyway, how much does an astrologer's assistant get paid? 07:42.920 --> 07:45.440 [Aman] The people who ask fewer questions make more money. 07:45.520 --> 07:47.160 [Surya] Will I get money for not asking questions? 07:47.240 --> 07:48.600 [Aman] Isn't that a question? 07:48.760 --> 07:50.840 [theme song starts] 08:30.520 --> 08:32.160 [theme song ends] 08:32.320 --> 08:35.400 PAINTING 08:44.960 --> 08:46.680 What a fragrance, Shanti. 08:46.760 --> 08:49.440 Totally reminds me of that Dimple soap. 08:49.520 --> 08:50.760 Tell me, what do I need to do? 08:50.840 --> 08:52.560 You have to welcome me, Papa. 08:53.000 --> 08:54.440 Aman, you! 08:54.520 --> 08:56.360 Hey, Aman! 08:57.800 --> 08:58.840 How come you're here? 08:58.920 --> 09:00.440 -Okay, Mummy, I'll leave. -[Shanti] Hey! 09:01.400 --> 09:03.160 Here you go. The offering from Shitala Mata. 09:03.240 --> 09:05.920 You've grown your beard. You look like a grown-up. 09:06.800 --> 09:09.400 Wait! Weren't you supposed to come after two weeks? 09:11.880 --> 09:13.640 There was an election in college. 09:13.800 --> 09:14.720 [Shanti] Hmm? 09:15.480 --> 09:16.320 So? 09:17.200 --> 09:18.920 So, I'm a student, not a politician. 09:19.000 --> 09:20.560 There was a huge fight on campus, 09:20.680 --> 09:23.080 so the management gave a fifteen-day holiday. 09:23.280 --> 09:24.400 Only those guys stayed back 09:24.600 --> 09:25.480 who like to indulge in it. 09:26.040 --> 09:27.400 Indulge in "that"? 09:27.480 --> 09:29.280 No, no. Fights. 09:29.360 --> 09:30.400 -Okay. -Yes. 09:30.520 --> 09:31.360 [clicks tongue] 09:33.680 --> 09:34.640 What happened? 09:35.320 --> 09:36.160 Huh? 09:38.360 --> 09:39.200 What do you say? 09:41.680 --> 09:42.520 How does it look? 09:44.840 --> 09:47.440 I can't figure out exactly what happened. 09:49.440 --> 09:51.360 Unseasonal rain? 09:51.720 --> 09:53.960 Your dad got the house painted at the worst time. 09:55.360 --> 09:57.640 Man, I put in so much money to get the house painted, 09:57.720 --> 09:59.400 and you're calling it rain? [clicks tongue] 09:59.760 --> 10:00.760 The paint hasn't dried yet. 10:00.960 --> 10:04.080 Won't you touch my feet 10:04.160 --> 10:05.520 unless I walk over to you? 10:05.600 --> 10:07.160 Now I have to touch your feet too? 10:07.480 --> 10:08.400 Papa! 10:08.720 --> 10:09.920 -Fine, I'll touch them. -Go! 10:10.120 --> 10:11.480 [Aman] What do you think of me? 10:11.600 --> 10:13.760 Your values have seriously declined. 10:13.920 --> 10:14.960 [Santosh chuckles] 10:15.200 --> 10:16.360 What happened in your college? 10:16.440 --> 10:17.920 Brother, they started fighting over there. 10:18.000 --> 10:19.520 Do I look like a ball to you? 10:19.600 --> 10:21.360 What do you take your brother for, a puppet? 10:21.440 --> 10:22.600 You have a habit of jumping into other people's matters. 10:22.680 --> 10:23.680 -Come on! -[man] Brother! 10:23.920 --> 10:25.440 I've installed the cable, 10:26.280 --> 10:29.320 and I think this is the best spot for the Wi-Fi. 10:29.400 --> 10:30.400 -[Santosh] Really? -[goofy music starts] 10:30.720 --> 10:31.800 [man] And this gullak? 10:32.040 --> 10:34.200 You can keep it somewhere else… 10:38.480 --> 10:40.200 [goofy music intensifies] 10:46.280 --> 10:47.480 -Hey! -[music ends] 10:47.560 --> 10:48.800 -Why did you call him here? -What are you up to? 10:48.880 --> 10:49.840 Aman? 10:50.080 --> 10:51.520 [Aman] Do you even know who this guy is? 10:51.600 --> 10:53.000 -He's the internet guy! -The Wi-Fi guy! 10:53.080 --> 10:54.760 He is the cable guy. 10:54.840 --> 10:55.840 Ravi, the cable guy! 10:55.920 --> 10:57.520 You mean the guy who ran off with the committee's money? 10:57.600 --> 10:59.960 Exactly, Mummy. The guy who ran off with the committee money. 11:00.040 --> 11:01.680 And not just that. Once, I was playing in the park. 11:01.760 --> 11:04.320 He showed up from Road Number Four and asked to bat. When I refused, 11:04.440 --> 11:06.200 he slapped me in the face. 11:06.280 --> 11:07.320 -Oh! -[Ravi] Brother! 11:07.600 --> 11:09.960 The rumor that I stole the committee money isn't true. 11:10.040 --> 11:12.040 -But you did slap my brother, right? -Yes! 11:12.120 --> 11:14.200 At that time, he was young, and so was I. 11:14.280 --> 11:15.680 This Lilliput was around 20 or 21. 11:15.760 --> 11:16.920 -Aman! What are you doing? -Aman! 11:17.000 --> 11:18.000 I was 19. 11:18.080 --> 11:20.040 -[Annu] See? He was 19. -And we settled it back then. 11:20.120 --> 11:21.200 You can ask Guddu. 11:21.440 --> 11:22.280 Wait a second. 11:22.480 --> 11:23.680 What settlement are you talking about? 11:23.760 --> 11:25.120 That slapping me was right? 11:25.200 --> 11:27.320 I'm coming straight from college now with muscles. 11:27.400 --> 11:28.880 -I'll tear you apart. -Aman! 11:28.960 --> 11:29.920 Let it go. 11:30.000 --> 11:31.840 Brother, drink this water and apologize to him. 11:32.040 --> 11:34.280 -Look, Mummy is offering him water! -Sorry. 11:34.360 --> 11:35.360 See? He said sorry. 11:35.440 --> 11:37.160 -And let go of my shoe. -You're saying sorry now? 11:37.240 --> 11:38.600 Can't you understand 11:38.680 --> 11:40.520 that fighting is not good for anyone? 11:40.840 --> 11:42.280 To avoid that, you came home from college. 11:42.400 --> 11:43.400 And now you plan to do the exact same thing here. 11:43.680 --> 11:45.200 He has apologized. Do not drag this further. 11:45.280 --> 11:47.400 -Kick him out right now! -Yes, we will! 11:48.040 --> 11:49.840 Hey, finish your work quickly and leave. 11:50.840 --> 11:51.800 [Santosh] Fast! 11:52.640 --> 11:53.680 Why are you so angry? 11:54.240 --> 11:55.680 He's offering an unlimited package 11:55.760 --> 11:57.040 at a very low price. 11:57.120 --> 11:58.280 Then we'll be all set. 11:58.680 --> 12:00.200 He slapped me so hard, 12:00.280 --> 12:01.840 and you're still willing to pay him every month? 12:02.040 --> 12:05.040 Brother, I'll reduce the deposit by half. 12:05.120 --> 12:07.080 -Forget half. There will be no deposit. -Yes. 12:07.520 --> 12:08.640 Okay, done! 12:08.720 --> 12:10.120 See? All set. 12:10.520 --> 12:11.600 Now he won't do anything. 12:11.680 --> 12:12.520 He won't do anything. 12:12.600 --> 12:14.360 Yes. He won't do anything. [chuckles] 12:15.720 --> 12:16.800 Why are you so angry? 12:16.880 --> 12:18.280 How can you even compare him to yourself? 12:18.840 --> 12:20.240 You are a bright student. 12:20.680 --> 12:21.760 And look at him! 12:21.840 --> 12:24.480 -He looks like a refugee. Right? -[Santosh, quietly] Hurry up, man. 12:24.920 --> 12:26.160 Once the Wi-Fi gets installed, 12:26.240 --> 12:27.240 my work will go more smoothly. 12:27.320 --> 12:28.560 And you can make reels. 12:29.280 --> 12:30.120 -Right? -[tense music plays] 12:31.000 --> 12:33.560 If he had slapped you, would you still say the same thing? 12:34.360 --> 12:35.600 You've changed, Annu brother. 12:35.920 --> 12:36.760 [Annu] Come on, man! 12:36.840 --> 12:38.320 He's getting emotional for no reason. 12:38.400 --> 12:40.000 I shouldn't have gotten involved in this. 12:40.560 --> 12:41.760 I'm leaving! 12:41.880 --> 12:42.960 Mummy, I'll be back in the evening. 12:43.200 --> 12:44.040 [Shanti] Come back on time. 12:44.120 --> 12:45.800 Aman is here, so I'll make chole puri. 12:45.880 --> 12:47.360 -Please make chicken too. -[tense music fades] 12:47.800 --> 12:49.360 Make chicken curry 12:49.440 --> 12:50.320 and chole puri. 12:50.400 --> 12:51.720 Your little boy is here. 12:52.040 --> 12:54.320 For the past seven days, you've just been serving me disappointment. 12:54.520 --> 12:55.960 [Shanti] It's called one-pot rice. 12:56.600 --> 12:58.680 -Ravi, come here, son. -Yes, Uncle. 12:58.800 --> 13:01.800 [engine starts in the distance, fading away] 13:02.080 --> 13:04.840 Doesn't it look like it has been painted? 13:07.640 --> 13:09.200 Uncle, I was saying, 13:09.280 --> 13:11.120 please change the gullak's spot yourself. 13:11.200 --> 13:13.320 -Huh? -I'm shaking. 13:13.520 --> 13:14.960 If it falls from my hands, 13:15.080 --> 13:16.480 Aman will tear me apart! 13:16.560 --> 13:18.360 Nothing is going to happen. 13:18.680 --> 13:20.440 -He won't do anything. -[Ravi] Huh? 13:20.560 --> 13:21.720 -[Santosh] Yes. -[Shanti] He won't do anything. 13:22.800 --> 13:23.640 What happened? 13:26.440 --> 13:27.520 [Aman] Oh, and don't forget to call him in the evening 13:27.680 --> 13:28.880 for your grand dinner! 13:28.960 --> 13:30.320 [mocking] Why not? 13:30.400 --> 13:31.920 -Change your clothes! -[gentle music plays] 13:32.480 --> 13:33.880 [narrator] Nostalgia 13:34.040 --> 13:35.480 means love for the past. 13:36.480 --> 13:37.800 It's like a swing. 13:38.640 --> 13:40.800 It's fun to ride. 13:41.240 --> 13:43.000 But when you get off the swing, 13:43.520 --> 13:46.680 you find yourself standing in front of your present responsibilities 13:47.120 --> 13:48.840 with a list of important tasks. 13:50.920 --> 13:53.640 At Mishra Niwas, too, the walls of the past 13:53.720 --> 13:55.520 are being painted with the present. 13:57.400 --> 13:59.040 The house has aged a little. 13:59.680 --> 14:02.440 But Mr. Santosh Mishra swears on his father 14:02.960 --> 14:04.640 that he'll not let it look old. 14:05.680 --> 14:08.000 Shanti Mishra swears on Santosh Mishra 14:08.520 --> 14:11.240 that she'll not let the men of the house do whatever they want. 14:12.720 --> 14:15.160 Aman Mishra swears on his parents 14:15.800 --> 14:19.000 that he'll not let his mental obsession die in his mind. 14:19.720 --> 14:21.040 And Annu Mishra 14:21.520 --> 14:22.720 swears on all three 14:23.440 --> 14:26.200 that he'll never let desire lose to status. 14:26.320 --> 14:27.560 [gentle music ends] 14:31.160 --> 14:32.440 Hey, is there a doctor here? 14:32.600 --> 14:33.440 Doc-- 14:34.320 --> 14:35.440 [Priti] Anand, hi! 14:35.760 --> 14:36.600 Hi! 14:36.680 --> 14:38.720 -Are you coming from the gym? -Yes. 14:38.800 --> 14:41.560 Looks like your bag had a good workout. 14:42.840 --> 14:43.680 I see! 14:43.760 --> 14:46.160 But your tie looks quite fresh. 14:46.240 --> 14:47.240 Thank you. 14:47.720 --> 14:50.440 A fresh tie! You just used anupras alankar. 14:50.520 --> 14:52.520 No, no. That's called alliteration. 14:52.640 --> 14:54.440 Really? So did my teacher teach me wrong? 14:54.800 --> 14:55.680 -Yes. -Huh? 14:56.640 --> 14:58.480 -Anand, will you please move this bike? -Yes. 14:58.640 --> 15:01.200 I don't know which idiot parked it like that and left. 15:01.560 --> 15:04.600 Yes, I don't know who these idiots with zero civic sense are. 15:05.280 --> 15:07.400 Until their pockets are emptied by fines, 15:07.520 --> 15:08.600 they don't learn anything. 15:08.680 --> 15:10.560 -I know. Thank you. -There's space now. 15:11.560 --> 15:12.960 How's it going at the new clinic, by the way? 15:13.320 --> 15:14.280 Not bad. 15:14.760 --> 15:16.920 I think Chandan ji does not like it. 15:17.120 --> 15:18.840 This clinic belongs to Dr. Prithvi's father, right? 15:18.920 --> 15:20.960 So the rules and culture are a little different. 15:21.200 --> 15:22.640 -Prithvi Dutta? -Hmm. 15:22.760 --> 15:23.960 The cardiologist? 15:24.400 --> 15:26.120 Hey, he's the poster boy of cardiology. 15:26.240 --> 15:27.840 You guys must go way back. 15:28.080 --> 15:30.400 Yes, I've known him for a long time. 15:31.600 --> 15:32.800 -Okay. -Oh, yes. 15:32.880 --> 15:33.960 Who did you get the gift for? 15:34.600 --> 15:35.520 Your girlfriend? 15:35.720 --> 15:37.280 Why are you joking? 15:37.360 --> 15:39.560 We are salespeople. Incentives are our bride. 15:40.080 --> 15:41.240 Remember Shashi Ranjan? 15:41.440 --> 15:43.000 Oh, who can forget him? 15:43.280 --> 15:46.360 Is he not the one who bribes everyone with great confidence? 15:46.440 --> 15:48.680 Yes, he's betraying our company. 15:49.520 --> 15:50.520 Betraying? 15:51.000 --> 15:52.000 You don't know? 15:53.200 --> 15:54.120 No. 15:54.200 --> 15:57.720 Shashi Ranjan Sharma is the former regional head of Mangala Pharma. 15:57.800 --> 15:59.240 -Brother, make one for us. -[vendor] Yes, brother. 15:59.320 --> 16:01.960 He's not Sharma. He's straight-up trauma. 16:02.040 --> 16:04.240 Since childhood, he has been running in some imaginary race. 16:04.440 --> 16:06.800 Do you know who's going to defeat him in this race? 16:06.880 --> 16:07.720 Who? 16:07.800 --> 16:10.080 His two brothers, Kavi Ranjan and Ravi Ranjan. 16:10.960 --> 16:12.520 They have been tormenting him since childhood. 16:12.720 --> 16:14.240 That's why he grew up with an inferiority complex. 16:14.600 --> 16:16.760 Now he vents his frustration on his juniors. 16:17.560 --> 16:18.880 Believe me, if he could, 16:19.000 --> 16:20.920 he would start a pyramid scheme of frustration. 16:21.240 --> 16:22.840 But I think he's sick. 16:23.720 --> 16:24.800 -Sick? -Yes. 16:25.000 --> 16:26.040 No matter what you do for him, 16:26.160 --> 16:27.840 he thinks a conspiracy is going on against him. 16:28.760 --> 16:29.920 You mean a persecution complex? 16:30.000 --> 16:31.760 Hey, call it germs of cleverness. 16:31.840 --> 16:33.680 [vendor] Brother, germs are in the stomach, right? 16:33.800 --> 16:35.000 If you eat black money with both hands, 16:35.080 --> 16:36.800 what else will you get if not worms in your stomach? 16:36.920 --> 16:37.840 You are talking nonsense. 16:37.920 --> 16:40.880 No pharmaceutical company has developed a medicine that can cure him. 16:41.200 --> 16:43.160 First, he spread disease in our pharma company. 16:43.240 --> 16:45.360 Now he will go and spread the infection in Steady Life Pharma. 16:46.000 --> 16:47.160 See, I don't judge anybody. 16:47.880 --> 16:49.720 I'm bidding him farewell out of goodwill. 16:49.800 --> 16:50.960 That's why I brought a gift. 16:51.080 --> 16:51.920 Hmm. 16:52.120 --> 16:54.120 -How much is this? -[vendor] I enjoyed listening to you. 16:54.200 --> 16:55.760 -So your money is forgiven. -[chuckles] 16:56.200 --> 16:58.040 Hey, which thug left the bike like this? 16:58.320 --> 16:59.240 Whose is it? 16:59.640 --> 17:00.720 Brother, it is unclaimed. Let it go. 17:00.800 --> 17:02.840 Uncle, please deflate the tire. 17:03.160 --> 17:04.640 Only then will he come to his senses. 17:05.200 --> 17:06.880 Okay, Anand, I am leaving. 17:07.240 --> 17:09.000 -It's getting late. Bye. -Bye. 17:09.400 --> 17:11.000 [car door clicks, then thuds shut] 17:11.200 --> 17:12.320 [engine starts] 17:12.520 --> 17:13.960 Back up. 17:14.160 --> 17:16.400 Hey, should I file a case against you for arson and vandalism? 17:16.480 --> 17:17.320 Why would you file a case? 17:17.400 --> 17:18.520 Hey, it's my bike, so I will do it. 17:18.600 --> 17:19.760 -Then move your bike. -[Annu] Yes. 17:27.680 --> 17:29.040 -[people laughing] -Have some. 17:29.480 --> 17:30.440 [indistinct chatter] 17:32.480 --> 17:37.880 Friends, this watch is not more expensive than two minutes of Shashi sir's time. 17:38.680 --> 17:40.360 Still, it's a small gift from our side. 17:40.440 --> 17:41.960 -Sir, please take a photo. -Thank you. 17:42.080 --> 17:43.240 Okay. 17:43.640 --> 17:46.600 We just want the good times to stay with you in your pocket. 17:47.000 --> 17:47.920 Yes, sir. 17:48.000 --> 17:49.360 But it is very sad 17:49.840 --> 17:51.800 that from tomorrow, Shashi sir will not be among us. 17:53.880 --> 17:54.840 I am not dying. 17:54.920 --> 17:55.840 I am leaving the company. 17:55.920 --> 17:57.120 [laughter erupts] 17:57.840 --> 17:59.200 Well, jokes aside, 17:59.280 --> 18:01.520 I have learned a lot from Shashi sir, 18:02.800 --> 18:05.560 whether about life or work. 18:06.160 --> 18:07.600 But Shashi sir's dilemma is that 18:07.680 --> 18:09.560 all of this will now be used against him in the market. 18:09.800 --> 18:10.640 Right? [chuckles] 18:10.720 --> 18:12.520 Shashi sir, there's a rumor in the market 18:12.600 --> 18:14.320 that the Steady Life people are giving you an SUV. 18:14.600 --> 18:16.320 Hey, don't interrupt Mishra. 18:16.920 --> 18:19.160 Who knows, he might accidentally praise me. 18:20.160 --> 18:22.360 Sir, no matter how much I praise you, it'll never be enough. 18:23.080 --> 18:25.160 Just look at your motivational speeches. 18:25.240 --> 18:26.280 They are called insults. 18:26.520 --> 18:28.400 [laughter erupts] 18:28.840 --> 18:32.800 So, sir, can we hear it one last time in your sweet spiritual voice? 18:32.880 --> 18:33.920 -Let us hear it. -Yes, sir. 18:34.000 --> 18:34.960 Yes, sir! 18:35.040 --> 18:36.960 Sir, let us hear it. 18:37.560 --> 18:39.400 Today, Mishra is the one speaking. 18:40.680 --> 18:42.000 Do you see this confidence? 18:42.760 --> 18:46.000 This confidence comes after sitting in the boss's lap. 18:46.120 --> 18:48.520 [laughter erupts] 18:48.960 --> 18:51.800 The truth is that I have also learned a lot from all of you. 18:52.200 --> 18:54.600 And this rivalry and all that have their own place. 18:55.040 --> 18:56.280 But I will miss you all. 18:56.360 --> 18:57.400 [mouthing, inaudible] 18:57.520 --> 18:59.120 - So I-- -One minute, sir. I'll be back. 18:59.200 --> 19:00.520 Please continue. 19:01.280 --> 19:02.120 Please. 19:04.640 --> 19:08.240 Looks like it's time for Mishra to sit in Mr. Manchanda's lap. 19:08.320 --> 19:11.320 [laughter erupts] 19:12.720 --> 19:14.440 Yes, there are two types of people in the world. 19:15.520 --> 19:16.800 Some are greedy. 19:17.000 --> 19:19.080 -And some are-- -[all] Arrogant! 19:20.800 --> 19:21.720 Who should be bribed? 19:21.800 --> 19:22.920 [all] The greedy! 19:23.000 --> 19:24.800 -Who should be honored? -[all] The arrogant! 19:24.880 --> 19:26.880 -Who should be bribed? -[all] The greedy! 19:27.520 --> 19:28.480 Did you call for me, sir? 19:28.680 --> 19:29.520 Come in, Mishra. 19:29.600 --> 19:32.880 -[chanting continues in the background] -Sir, please tell me. 19:32.960 --> 19:34.960 Has that drama outside stopped, or is it still going on? 19:35.040 --> 19:36.080 Sir, it will end now. 19:36.160 --> 19:38.080 He is leaving, so why should we make him sad? 19:38.400 --> 19:39.320 Hmm. 19:40.080 --> 19:42.320 When this departing man came here for the first time, 19:42.800 --> 19:44.280 he was a foolish lamb. 19:45.160 --> 19:46.880 I turned him into a tiger by putting a tie on him. 19:47.520 --> 19:48.640 Mangala Pharma did that. 19:48.920 --> 19:49.880 And look at him today. 19:50.240 --> 19:52.920 For a few coins, he became a jackal of Steady Life. 19:53.000 --> 19:53.880 Yuck! 19:54.240 --> 19:56.200 He has become such a wild jackal, sir. 19:56.560 --> 19:59.000 He has his eyes on your entire animal kingdom. 19:59.080 --> 20:00.880 -[Manchanda] Hmm. -If he had his way, 20:01.000 --> 20:02.520 he would chew up the heart of the cardiologist, 20:02.600 --> 20:05.960 the intestines of the gastroenterologist, and the liver of the hepatologist. 20:06.040 --> 20:07.960 I have seen many like him come and go. 20:08.040 --> 20:10.360 Those who think they can fool their boss. 20:10.640 --> 20:11.960 But he couldn't even achieve that. 20:12.440 --> 20:13.400 Tell me, 20:13.720 --> 20:14.840 what are you doing about him? 20:15.440 --> 20:18.920 Sir, he has made a secret list of doctors. 20:19.000 --> 20:21.000 -Hmm. -[Annu] I secretly kept it with me. 20:21.080 --> 20:22.920 You quietly remove him from our sales group, 20:23.000 --> 20:24.320 and I will forward it to you. 20:25.160 --> 20:26.800 You are a tiger, Mishra. 20:28.480 --> 20:30.600 There are so many people outside eating samosas, right? 20:31.360 --> 20:33.720 They will keep eating samosas all their lives. 20:34.480 --> 20:36.080 Do you not like samosas, sir? 20:36.160 --> 20:37.200 Sometimes they are fine. 20:38.800 --> 20:39.920 You are different from these people. 20:41.560 --> 20:42.840 You are eating samosas today, 20:44.040 --> 20:46.760 but I'm sure you'll eat baklava tomorrow. 20:47.240 --> 20:48.840 -What will I eat? -[Manchanda] Baklava. 20:49.440 --> 20:51.680 -It's a Turkish dessert. -Good! 20:52.400 --> 20:54.840 Mangala's first office is opening in Istanbul. 20:55.880 --> 20:58.200 If you do good work, you'll be sent there. 20:59.480 --> 21:00.800 Sir, I will not go to Turkey. 21:01.200 --> 21:02.200 It's not a good country. 21:02.840 --> 21:03.680 Send me somewhere else. 21:04.640 --> 21:05.920 Your appraisal is in two months. 21:07.480 --> 21:09.520 Grind Shashi Ranjan's teeth, tiger. 21:10.880 --> 21:13.840 You would like to become the regional head in your own country, right? 21:14.200 --> 21:16.640 -Do you not want that? -Yes, sir. Of course, 21:17.120 --> 21:18.040 I want that. 21:19.960 --> 21:22.360 Sir, Shashi Ranjan sir has sent this. 21:32.240 --> 21:33.080 Sir, I will take it away. 21:37.280 --> 21:41.400 Aman, stop being angry and connect my phone to the Wi-Fi. 21:43.840 --> 21:45.240 How long will you stay angry? 21:45.320 --> 21:47.320 Until the new moon of Krishna Paksha. 21:47.440 --> 21:48.320 Huh? 21:48.600 --> 21:51.920 That cable guy will come that day to collect the Wi-Fi payment. 21:52.000 --> 21:55.040 Connect this. Bittu's mom has been messaging me for days. 21:55.120 --> 21:57.040 I need to click somewhere to vote on something. 21:57.520 --> 22:00.320 Mummy, don't click on any link she sends. 22:00.400 --> 22:01.680 -[Santosh chuckles] -She is a scammer. 22:01.760 --> 22:03.960 She is a fraud. A total fraud. 22:04.040 --> 22:05.200 [Bittu's mom] Annu's mother! 22:05.280 --> 22:06.560 -[Santosh] Oh. -Here she comes. 22:06.640 --> 22:08.680 -Okay. -[Shanti] She is here. 22:09.040 --> 22:11.200 So you're talking badly about me? 22:11.840 --> 22:14.600 No, no. We were talking about evil. 22:15.200 --> 22:16.960 Now it's standing right in front of us. 22:18.320 --> 22:21.160 Brother, you should go to a comedy poetry show. 22:21.240 --> 22:22.080 [Santosh] Why? 22:22.160 --> 22:24.320 I even have a stage name for you. 22:24.400 --> 22:25.240 [Santosh] What? 22:25.320 --> 22:26.960 Loudmouthed Moradabadi. 22:27.040 --> 22:29.840 -I'm not from Moradabad at all. -But you're loudmouthed. 22:30.000 --> 22:30.880 [Shanti chuckles] 22:31.240 --> 22:32.360 -Annu's mother. -Hmm? 22:32.440 --> 22:34.160 How long is this painting going to take? 22:34.360 --> 22:35.920 Your house is so small! 22:36.000 --> 22:37.640 It's not that small. 22:37.720 --> 22:39.400 [Bittu's mom] Well, it's not very big either. 22:40.400 --> 22:41.640 Aman! 22:41.720 --> 22:43.160 Son, when did you come? 22:43.240 --> 22:45.280 You are in the camera's frame. 22:45.360 --> 22:47.280 Where are your manners? 22:48.160 --> 22:50.040 Auntie, where did you get this from? 22:50.960 --> 22:53.520 -Son, from Sakhi Shalini. -Who is that? 22:54.680 --> 22:58.520 Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal, which I founded. 22:59.320 --> 23:00.600 My name is Shalini. 23:00.680 --> 23:01.560 Huh? 23:02.920 --> 23:04.320 -Is your name Shalini? -Yes! 23:05.600 --> 23:10.520 Did my friends call me Bittu's Mother when I was a child? 23:10.600 --> 23:14.000 If you had not told us, we never would have known. 23:15.440 --> 23:17.480 -Annu's mom knows. -Huh? 23:17.600 --> 23:18.640 [Shalini] Right, Shanti? 23:18.760 --> 23:20.240 Yes, Bittu's Mother. 23:21.440 --> 23:23.080 -Shalini. [nervous chuckle] -[Shalini] Yes. 23:23.360 --> 23:24.720 [Aman] It's good that at least you remember. 23:24.800 --> 23:26.680 Oh, I had forgotten too. 23:26.960 --> 23:31.480 That Shalini is hidden somewhere inside Bittu's Mother. 23:32.080 --> 23:34.400 One day, I heard a voice from within, 23:34.520 --> 23:37.440 and I gathered all my friends 23:37.720 --> 23:39.240 and founded 23:39.320 --> 23:42.000 Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal. 23:42.640 --> 23:45.800 Now I even earn money from my videos. 23:45.880 --> 23:47.280 -Really? -Monetization? 23:47.360 --> 23:48.560 Auntie, you have become a founder now. 23:48.680 --> 23:51.200 Son, not a founder but a sansthapak. 23:51.280 --> 23:53.920 Paper institutions don't have founders. 23:54.120 --> 23:55.440 They have ringleaders. 23:55.600 --> 23:57.880 Son, Dubey opened an NGO 23:58.080 --> 23:59.320 to launder money. 23:59.480 --> 24:01.400 Later, he had to go to jail. 24:03.000 --> 24:08.520 Brother, you can take me lightly, but not my women's group, Sakhi Shalini. 24:08.640 --> 24:11.440 352 women have already joined. 24:11.520 --> 24:14.000 You are the auntie from the Gupta Chaat Bhandar video, right? 24:14.400 --> 24:16.840 -Yes. -Brother, she made a video about it. 24:17.200 --> 24:19.040 It went viral. The shop shut down. 24:19.120 --> 24:21.200 -Do you follow me, son? -Yes, madam. 24:21.920 --> 24:23.920 Did you get Gupta Chaat Bhandar shut down? 24:24.000 --> 24:24.880 Huh? 24:26.000 --> 24:28.640 -You don't know? -[Santosh] What? 24:28.840 --> 24:32.640 The city's 27th chaat shop opened in Rani Bazaar. 24:33.280 --> 24:37.160 The shop owner's son studies in the same class as my Bittu. 24:37.320 --> 24:40.360 -The son's name is Jatin Agarwal, -Hmm. 24:40.440 --> 24:42.440 but the shop is called Gupta Chaat Bhandar. 24:42.840 --> 24:48.440 Mr. Agarwal gave the shop a false name to attract business. 24:48.640 --> 24:50.880 When I found out, 24:50.960 --> 24:53.880 I went to the market 24:53.960 --> 24:56.720 and spread this news to all the Gupta Chaat Bhandars. 24:56.960 --> 24:58.880 -Oh. -[Shalini] After that, 24:58.960 --> 25:00.640 I gathered all 26 25:00.720 --> 25:04.760 Gupta Chaat Bhandar owners into a group 25:04.920 --> 25:06.640 and went to Mr. Agarwal's shop. 25:06.720 --> 25:10.600 I put the camera in his face and said, "Show me your Aadhaar card." 25:11.960 --> 25:14.480 -Then? -Agarwal ji first tried to fool me. 25:14.680 --> 25:17.240 When I refused to back down, he started threatening me. 25:17.320 --> 25:18.320 -[Santosh] Really? -Yes. 25:18.400 --> 25:20.520 He even started demanding a caste census. 25:20.600 --> 25:21.840 He said, "Don't take the law into your own hands." 25:21.920 --> 25:25.120 -I said, "I have a camera in my hand, -Yes! 25:25.240 --> 25:29.960 and its battery lasts much longer than the arm of the law." 25:30.040 --> 25:31.120 Very true. 25:31.720 --> 25:35.440 Now, Gupta Chaat Bhandar has become a sweet shop, 25:35.520 --> 25:37.920 and its name is Shyam Sundar Agarwal. 25:38.000 --> 25:40.200 Auntie, poor Agarwal uncle wanted 25:40.280 --> 25:42.400 to follow his passion, so you should have let him. 25:42.560 --> 25:45.840 Even in films, people use names like Kapoor and Kumar to become heroes. 25:45.920 --> 25:48.560 Brother, once my subscribers increase, 25:48.720 --> 25:50.920 this Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal 25:51.000 --> 25:53.520 will expose even those Kapoors and Kumars. 25:53.600 --> 25:56.720 First, expose the issue. Only then will your subscribers increase. 25:57.920 --> 26:01.760 Just let a few heroines join our women's group. 26:02.320 --> 26:03.600 Then you will see! 26:03.680 --> 26:06.920 We will demand equal pay for them, just like the heroes. 26:07.320 --> 26:10.240 We will go on strike for an eight-hour workday. 26:10.320 --> 26:12.280 Even laborers work only eight hours now. 26:12.400 --> 26:13.240 Right, son? 26:13.320 --> 26:14.440 -Hmm? -Yes. 26:14.520 --> 26:17.280 What? Do you plan to come again tomorrow? 26:17.640 --> 26:19.200 Finish your work quickly. 26:19.280 --> 26:21.160 Brother! 26:21.520 --> 26:24.120 Your whole house looks a little dull. 26:24.640 --> 26:27.120 -Which part looks dull? -Look at this. 26:27.520 --> 26:30.600 You used the same color everywhere. Why did you not change it? 26:30.680 --> 26:32.560 [Shanti] He doesn't like any new color. 26:32.640 --> 26:34.480 If we talk about new colors, he gets angry 26:34.560 --> 26:36.360 as if we are talking about changing the Constitution. 26:36.440 --> 26:38.520 -Come on. -Tell me one thing. 26:38.600 --> 26:41.040 Does your women's group only list problems, 26:41.120 --> 26:42.760 or does it offer solutions too? 26:42.840 --> 26:46.880 Brother, I am making this video for a solution. 26:46.960 --> 26:49.200 I will post it and sit on strike. 26:49.280 --> 26:51.840 You will see that he will come within ten days and repaint it. 26:51.920 --> 26:53.440 There's no need to repaint. 26:53.520 --> 26:56.000 -Find a solution to clean this mess. -Hey, let her do it. 26:56.080 --> 26:58.200 No, it is fine. Do not repaint it. 26:58.520 --> 26:59.800 You can get a refund. 26:59.880 --> 27:01.600 What are you talking about? You can do that? 27:01.680 --> 27:02.520 Yes, of course. 27:02.720 --> 27:04.280 -But I have one condition. -What? 27:04.880 --> 27:06.920 -If your work gets done, -Hmm. 27:07.120 --> 27:11.280 Annu's mother will have to join our women's group. 27:11.400 --> 27:13.720 I have been asking her for a long time, but she always avoids it. 27:14.280 --> 27:16.520 [Santosh] If you get this work done, 27:16.600 --> 27:18.480 then not only Shanti, but our entire family 27:18.560 --> 27:20.240 will join your Mahila Mandal. 27:20.320 --> 27:21.720 -[Shalini] Really? -[Santosh] Yes. 27:21.800 --> 27:25.480 Then watch how I make a proper video of this poor paint job. 27:25.560 --> 27:27.360 Look at this. 27:27.440 --> 27:29.560 Who does such a sloppy job? 27:29.640 --> 27:30.960 Look over here. 27:31.040 --> 27:32.480 Right after the paint was done, dampness appeared. 27:32.560 --> 27:35.000 -[Santosh] Look how damp it is! -[Shalini] Yes. 27:35.360 --> 27:37.920 [birds cooing] 27:39.520 --> 27:41.480 [Annu] Oh, man. 27:42.640 --> 27:45.600 Shashi Ranjan, you should have some respect for your CTC. 27:45.920 --> 27:46.960 Can you believe it? 27:47.240 --> 27:48.680 He treated us to just tea and samosas. 27:48.760 --> 27:50.800 [Annu] And you still packed three to take home. 27:51.080 --> 27:51.920 No way. 27:52.000 --> 27:52.840 Eat it. 27:53.200 --> 27:54.880 I'll have cashews and almonds. 27:54.960 --> 27:56.560 [Negi] Here you go, boys. Read this. 27:58.480 --> 27:59.560 Hey, that was not a tissue. 27:59.760 --> 28:01.440 It was Shashi Ranjan's secret list. 28:01.720 --> 28:02.640 It's okay. 28:02.720 --> 28:05.200 I have already forwarded the soft copy to your phones. 28:05.480 --> 28:07.560 Memorize it well. 28:07.920 --> 28:09.280 That's how we will achieve our targets. 28:09.840 --> 28:11.400 We need to make Shashi Ranjan taste defeat. 28:13.200 --> 28:15.480 By the way, were you not boasting too much in front of Shashi Ranjan today? 28:15.560 --> 28:16.600 When did you see that? 28:17.200 --> 28:18.920 Wasn't your head under his feet? 28:19.000 --> 28:20.720 -[laughter erupts] -Why are you laughing? 28:20.800 --> 28:23.480 Brother, we have to maintain relationships with people like Shashi Ranjan. 28:23.720 --> 28:25.680 I will keep… flattering him. 28:25.760 --> 28:28.200 -[electronic voice] Mummy calling. Mummy-- -[Annu] Mom's calling. Stay quiet. 28:28.680 --> 28:30.880 -Hello. Yes, Mummy? -[Shanti] Hey, where are you? 28:30.960 --> 28:32.520 I was a little busy with work. I am coming. 28:32.640 --> 28:33.840 [Shanti] Your younger brother is home. 28:33.960 --> 28:35.480 Should you not have come home early? 28:35.560 --> 28:36.480 I am on my way. 28:36.560 --> 28:37.880 Listen, don't forget to bring ice cream. 28:37.960 --> 28:40.240 -Which flavor should I bring? -Valina. 28:40.320 --> 28:42.440 -Mummy, it's called vanilla. -Whatever. 28:42.560 --> 28:43.560 -Come quickly. -I'm coming. 28:44.120 --> 28:48.080 Guys, I am heading out. I ordered food for you. Okay? 28:48.160 --> 28:49.400 -Bye. -Great. Thank you. 28:50.280 --> 28:52.000 [Negi] You brought three samosas, right? 28:52.080 --> 28:52.960 Give them to me. 28:56.240 --> 28:57.200 Where is the chutney? 28:57.480 --> 28:59.560 MISHRA NIWAS BECOMES A SHABBY ABODE EXPOSED 29:00.480 --> 29:01.400 Look at this. 29:01.760 --> 29:03.160 I put this chutney here 29:03.440 --> 29:05.600 and wiped it off. 29:07.680 --> 29:08.800 The paint didn't come off, 29:09.960 --> 29:10.920 and it didn't get stained. 29:11.520 --> 29:14.040 Now look at this house compared to mine. 29:14.320 --> 29:15.640 It's poorly painted. 29:16.360 --> 29:18.520 Friends, the name of this house is Mishra Niwas, 29:18.800 --> 29:22.440 but cheap paint has turned it into a shabby abode. 29:23.040 --> 29:27.200 Viewers, you will not believe this, but this paint was just applied. 29:27.720 --> 29:30.360 The dampness does not go away, and the color doesn't show properly. 29:30.440 --> 29:31.680 [Aman chuckles] 29:32.160 --> 29:33.960 Hey, stop this. 29:35.120 --> 29:36.960 She is completely insulting us. 29:37.120 --> 29:38.800 What difference will this make to the painter? 29:38.880 --> 29:43.360 You can stop this video, but can you stop her from coming here? 29:43.480 --> 29:45.160 To hell with her. 29:45.720 --> 29:47.640 Who told you to trust her? 29:48.000 --> 29:50.200 These days, she does not step out without her camera. 29:50.280 --> 29:52.200 Then why do you let her enter the house with it? 29:52.280 --> 29:54.040 What am I supposed to do? 29:54.280 --> 29:56.640 -Should I stand at the door like this? -Yes. 29:56.720 --> 29:57.800 What am I supposed to do? 29:57.960 --> 30:00.080 A kitty party has been forced upon our house next week. 30:00.160 --> 30:01.200 -Huh? -Huh? 30:01.400 --> 30:04.160 Now she will glorify her women's group. 30:04.360 --> 30:05.320 And she will say, 30:05.400 --> 30:08.720 "Look at these oppressed housewives. 30:08.880 --> 30:11.000 Where did they end up? And where have we reached?" 30:11.080 --> 30:12.640 Then refuse it. 30:12.840 --> 30:14.920 "All this will not work in my house." 30:15.000 --> 30:15.960 -[Aman] Yes. -Why? 30:16.480 --> 30:18.280 Are you ashamed of your painted wall? 30:18.360 --> 30:19.560 In your dreams. 30:19.640 --> 30:20.920 -[gate clangs] -She should be ashamed. 30:21.000 --> 30:22.280 Don't be shameless. 30:22.360 --> 30:25.440 My Mishra family, is the party going on? 30:25.520 --> 30:27.160 The condolence meeting is going on. 30:27.240 --> 30:28.080 -Hmm. -[Annu] Huh? 30:28.160 --> 30:29.520 [Shanti] The painting lasted Fourteen days. 30:29.600 --> 30:32.040 The paint died on the 15th day. 30:32.120 --> 30:34.560 Efforts have been made to light its pyre for the past 13 days. 30:34.640 --> 30:35.880 -[Santosh] Yeah, right. -Okay. 30:35.960 --> 30:38.320 So is Mummy making chole puri for the final rites? 30:38.400 --> 30:40.320 Chole puri is being prepared to celebrate my arrival. 30:40.400 --> 30:42.160 [Annu] I have brought good news, Papa. 30:43.760 --> 30:46.920 Papa, Shashi Ranjan is leaving his job. 30:47.000 --> 30:48.640 -[Santosh] Hmm? -Someone lost his job, 30:48.720 --> 30:50.520 and you're rejoicing. Do you see that, Papa? 30:50.600 --> 30:52.280 He is leaving the job on his own. 30:52.360 --> 30:53.480 He hasn't been thrown out. 30:54.120 --> 30:57.320 The good news is that I may be made the regional head. 30:57.400 --> 30:58.240 -Really? -Yes. 30:58.320 --> 30:59.160 What are you saying? 30:59.240 --> 31:02.280 Papa, you will see that within two months, I will get a promotion, 31:02.360 --> 31:04.480 my salary will increase, and my credit limit will also increase. 31:04.640 --> 31:07.320 -Excellent, son. Well done. -[Shanti] What? 31:07.560 --> 31:10.440 -What are you celebrating? -He is about to get promoted. 31:10.520 --> 31:12.240 -[Santosh] Yes. -About to? 31:12.560 --> 31:13.960 I thought you already were. 31:14.040 --> 31:15.640 Oh, then consider it done. 31:15.720 --> 31:18.000 -Do you have any doubts? -No. It is just that 31:18.080 --> 31:19.680 after your SSC scandal, 31:19.760 --> 31:21.000 I've gotten into the habit of being suspicious. 31:21.080 --> 31:22.240 Totally uncalled for. 31:22.320 --> 31:23.920 It's okay. Mummy is in shock. 31:24.240 --> 31:25.880 She hasn't recovered yet. 31:26.240 --> 31:28.120 -Hmm? -Mummy, this paint may 31:28.200 --> 31:29.360 or may not dry within two months, 31:29.440 --> 31:31.360 but I will get promoted, and my salary will increase. 31:31.440 --> 31:32.920 -Really? -And your net worth will increase, too. 31:33.000 --> 31:35.240 And your love for your younger brother will also increase. 31:35.320 --> 31:36.720 Confidence will increase as well. 31:36.800 --> 31:38.640 Mummy, when my confidence increases, 31:38.720 --> 31:40.440 I will hold your hand like this 31:40.520 --> 31:43.800 and take you to Sardar ji's gold shop and say, 31:43.920 --> 31:46.000 -"Embrace it." -Who? Sardar ji? 31:46.160 --> 31:47.720 The gold chain. 31:47.800 --> 31:49.040 -[Aman] Okay. -What is this, Papa? 31:49.120 --> 31:50.880 [Santosh] Excellent, son. 31:51.000 --> 31:53.480 There is a lot of resonance in your voice today. 31:53.560 --> 31:55.760 Did you take a sip of confidence before coming home? 31:55.840 --> 31:57.000 -[softly] What are you saying? -[Aman] Papa, ask me. 31:57.080 --> 31:58.040 He is coming back after partying. 31:58.120 --> 32:00.320 -Hey! -Which party did you attend? 32:00.400 --> 32:03.560 Mummy, what kind of parties do office-going people attend? 32:03.640 --> 32:05.480 Which party? 32:05.560 --> 32:07.360 Mummy, I have grown up now. 32:07.440 --> 32:08.480 To do what? 32:08.560 --> 32:10.400 -Old enough for what? -Not get beaten, Mummy. 32:11.400 --> 32:13.520 Change your clothes. It is dinner time. 32:13.760 --> 32:15.760 Let us eat in the air-conditioned room. It is very hot. 32:15.840 --> 32:17.480 -No, no. -[Annu] Papa, it is very hot. 32:17.560 --> 32:18.720 No way. 32:19.160 --> 32:20.760 The smell of food will linger all night. 32:20.840 --> 32:22.960 Papa, our mother has cooked fragrant food. 32:23.040 --> 32:25.040 -Why would it smell? -I don't know. 32:26.080 --> 32:28.640 Let's eat in 15 minutes. Let me cool down a bit. 32:28.720 --> 32:30.440 [Santosh] It's the heat of promotion. 32:30.840 --> 32:32.480 It's the sweat of hard work. 32:32.560 --> 32:34.160 Yes, son. 32:34.920 --> 32:37.000 You have been sweating a bit too much these days. 32:38.800 --> 32:42.920 [narrator] Today, this house has earned not one but two enemies. 32:44.160 --> 32:45.760 Ravi, the Wi-Fi guy, 32:46.360 --> 32:48.560 and the second is Ravi's Wi-Fi. 32:49.640 --> 32:53.080 When this plastic box that looks like a barasingha 32:53.760 --> 32:56.240 dethrones you from your place, 32:56.400 --> 32:58.120 your ego is bound to get hurt. 32:58.440 --> 32:59.800 Look at how he's showing off. 33:00.080 --> 33:01.920 They have even dressed it up. 33:02.320 --> 33:05.880 Every year, I will keep getting older. 33:06.120 --> 33:07.240 And this router 33:07.600 --> 33:09.600 will stay strong and young. 33:11.520 --> 33:12.960 But whatever the era, 33:13.400 --> 33:16.440 there will never be a shortage of things to talk about in this courtyard. 33:18.120 --> 33:20.200 There are many things that will never decrease. 33:21.120 --> 33:22.560 Like hope. 33:23.800 --> 33:24.960 Hope for an increase in CTC. 33:25.720 --> 33:28.440 Hope of catching someone's eye. 33:29.440 --> 33:30.720 Like sadness. 33:31.560 --> 33:34.760 Sadness over not getting any return on the money spent on painting. 33:35.920 --> 33:38.000 Like an unknown fear. 33:38.080 --> 33:39.080 DON'T ANSWER 33:39.240 --> 33:42.000 Behind it, some secret may be hiding. 33:42.120 --> 33:42.960 ABSOLUTELY DON'T ANSWER 33:43.040 --> 33:44.640 Like comments from neighbors. 33:45.240 --> 33:47.560 Filled with the poison of seven cigarettes. 33:48.400 --> 33:50.080 And like chole puri. 33:50.480 --> 33:53.360 The best ones are made at home. 33:54.160 --> 33:57.200 Stories like yours that, as they gather over time, 33:57.280 --> 34:00.040 tell the story of an entire life. 34:00.760 --> 34:03.640 Not just theirs, but yours too. 34:08.160 --> 34:10.600 [end credit music plays] 35:27.280 --> 35:29.640 [end credit music ends]