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-Is it working?
-No, it's not. Connect it correctly.

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How many times should I do it?

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-It's connected. Wait. Stay there.
-Okay.

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'Lucky calling.'

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'Lucky calling.'

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-Yes, Lucky.
-Hello, Annu.

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-Come to the bridge.
I can't come there.

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I am busy with accounts.

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-It's Sunday.
-I know it's Sunday.

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-And tomorrow is Monday.
-What's the matter?

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Shashi, Ranjan fired you from the job.

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But he crushes my peace
of mind bit by bit.

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He enjoys doing it.

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-My friend...
-Well, do this.

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Come over. We shall talk here.

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-Okay. I am coming.
-All right.

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Golu, it got disconnected again.

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-Oh man.
-Do it properly.

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It's connected. Stay there.

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Shanti.

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-Did you see Wednesday's newspaper?
-I saw it on Wednesday.

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Saturday, Friday. I never
get what I want in this house.

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Why ask for Wednesday's newspaper?
There are enough jokes in today's paper.

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Well, my boss has become
a joke in the entire office.

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Last week, the secretary on
special duty visited our office.

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His photo with my boss
was in the newspapers.

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I didn't congratulate him
as I didn't see it.

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So, he just won't sign
a file I sent for his approval.

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-He's miffed with me.
-How will getting that photo help?

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Well, I am thinking

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of cutting the photo from the newspaper,
getting it laminated

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and keeping it in the file.
That may appease him.

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The house is in a mess.
You won't get what you want.

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You have aged. Yet, I need
to do all the work.

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Where are these two?
Who's in the bathroom? Annu?

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-Aman.
-Oh.

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What's the matter with the water supply?
It's getting slow. I think it's going.

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-Where is it going?
-It's just going from here.

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-Where is it going to?
-Stop talking nonsense.

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Fill the vessels up.
Annu, come downstairs!

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Aman, fill the bucket.

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Why should there be water supply issues
on a Sunday morning?

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Had the water supply board
sent any notice?

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Does your electricity department send

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a notice before cutting
off the power supply?

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Power supply is a national problem.
But there's no dearth of water.

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Ours is a country of lakes,
ponds and rivers.

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Keep filling the water.

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Otherwise forget a river,
you'll have to bathe in a drain.

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Forget about it.

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What's the matter, mom? Who are you
planning to throw in the drain?

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Fill all vessels up.
The water supply will soon stop.

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-Really? -The water supply
will stop. Just fill it up.

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Oh no.

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Oh no.

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-Did you fill the bucket?
-Did you fill the bucket?

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-The bucket is empty.
-Amazing.

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How will I bathe now?
I have oiled my hair.

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Dad, turn on the water pump.

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The water pump is not a machine
that creates water.

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If there is no water,
how will the water pump work?

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Dad, bathe with a little water then.

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Wait. I need this water
for the whole day.

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Shanti, you are so careless.
Why didn't you store water beforehand?

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-What should I store it in?
-In that huge drum of yours.

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-Which drum?
-The blue one.

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Really? Where is the drum?

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-Where?
-Tell me.

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How would I know?

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It stinks.

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Shanti Devi.

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Why have you filled it with the dowry
items you brought from your home?

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These are not my dowry items.

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You are Alibaba and these
are all your treasures.

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You throw them away carelessly
while I gather them and dump them here.

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Do you mean this trash belongs to me?

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Does this class 8 textbook, Gulmohar,
belong to me? Look at this.

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The board exam books must also be mine.

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And this old tap?
I must have kept it safely.

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-Yes.
-And what's this?

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A half-iron rod.

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Where is the rest of it?

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This is what was left after we used it
for the gate we made for the house.

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You said this is iron
and will come in handy later.

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-I see.
-What will a half-iron rod be used for?

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Your dad will shove it in his navel
and fly like a helicopter.

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Did you hear that?

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She projects herself to be
the devotee of Vishnu avatar,

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Narasimha, and will
never talk about her flaws

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but paint me fallacious
by portraying me as Hiranyakashyap.

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She says I'll shove it in my navel.
Look what all you have dumped inside.

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May this drum catch fire for all I care.

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Listen, both of you.

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Search this house and gather all the
things that can be shoved up my navel,

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put them in this drum
and leave it at a crossroads.

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Why throw it at a crossroads? Sell it
as scrap. We'll make some money.

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That's a great idea.

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-Annu, get the scrap dealer.
-I am quite busy today.

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I said this trash won't be disposed
of from this house.

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-This drum won't be emptied.
-This has to go.

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I'll get the scrap dealer home.
This drum shall be emptied today,

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washed properly
and filled with water tomorrow.

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How can you go, dad?
You have oiled your hair.

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Does your father walk
using his head that he might slip?

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I will walk using my head even if
that means slipping at every step.

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-But I will get the scrap dealer.
-No, mom.

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Let me go, dad.
I shall bargain with him.

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-In the meanwhile, clear this trash.
-Yes.

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Why are you smiling?

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The show has ended.
Wear your clothes and leave.

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-Dad, you'll look cool if you walk
upside down. -Really? Here you go.

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-Surya Narayan.
-Tell me, Aman.

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-The money will be arranged.
-Really? How?

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We are clearing the scrap in our house.

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-Wow.
-Do you know of any scrap dealers?

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Of course. I do.

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'Scrap, useless stuff and junk.'

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'You may also call them used goods.'

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'You may call the useless stuff
at home whatever you want.'

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'It always ends up as scrap
on a weighing scale.'

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'And that is when you realise
that the junk is not exactly useless.'

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'It will fetch you money which
can be put in the piggy bank.'

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'But which stuff
is useless and which is not,'

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'this is decided by a high-ranking
committee in the house.'

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'A committee that can never
make a unanimous decision.'

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'The Mishra family has decided
to clear the junk items at home.'

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'The committee of four members
will have a meeting today at home.'

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'Episode 3, Junk At Home'

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I hope you are aware of the new rates.
I am Surya Narayan's close friend.

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You will get your cut for sure. Okay?

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Dad, I got the scrap dealer.

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Call me a scrap merchant.
Scrap dealer sounds coarse.

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-Sorry, brother. Don't mind.
-It's okay.

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-Greetings, sir. Greetings, ma'am.
-Greetings.

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Well, tell me.
What rates have you fixed?

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The newspapers will be Rs. 10 per kilo.

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Books will be Rs. 20 per kilo.

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I shall give you the estimate
about other things after seeing them.

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Who have you got home, Aman?

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Rs. 10 for a kilogram of newspapers.
Is this a joke?

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Dad, I brought the cheapest
scrap seller.

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You fool, we are here to sell this junk.

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-You should have got someone
who quotes high rates. -Hey.

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Dad, other junk dealers
were quoting low rates.

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-Right? -No, those rates are too low.
I suggest you send your father here.

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I shall talk to him and decide.

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Sir, I am the only one
who runs this business.

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You may enquire elsewhere.
These are the prevailing rates.

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-Really?
-You wanted to throw the stuff away.

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Sell it as junk.

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Should I sell it for such low rates?
Look at him.

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He won't take his eyes off the stuff.

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Aman, have breakfast.

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-Do you want something, brother?
-I won't mind a cup of tea.

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Mom, two cups of tea, please.
I'll take just about anything with it.

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All right, Mr. Scrap Merchant.

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I don't want you to struggle hard
to gather the stuff, tie it up

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only to hear me refusing to sell it.

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That is why I want you
to decide the rate of all this stuff.

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Sir, I won't take it
without your permission.

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-What if you get adamant on low rates?
-No, I won't. I'll quote the best rates.

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May I see the stuff?

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-Yes, please.
-Have a look.

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You have struck gold today.

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Sir, all of these things,
even we call it junk.

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I'll take this.

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I'll also take this.

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Shanti,

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-did we ever have an exhaust fan
in the kitchen? -Never.

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Do you have a cooler?

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No. We have an AC.

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Perhaps, you had one in the past.
This fan belongs to it.

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Oh yes. I see a motor behind the fan.

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-You must pay me extra for it.
-I will.

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Rs. 250.

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Sir, it's a defunct 100 watt motor.

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It's not some heavy-duty transformer
in the neighbourhood.

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-Are you in the electricity department?
-What?

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I am.

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So don't teach me anything
about current and wattage. Got it?

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Annu!

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-Greetings, sir.
-Greetings, dear.

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Disposing junk?

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What price are you quoting?

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-Are you going to work on a Sunday?
-No, pal.

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-I mean, yes.
-Since when does no mean yes?

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Are you going to work or not?

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I am not going to the office
but for some official work.

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Heard that, Shanti? These are
employees in the private sector.

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They work on Sundays too.

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Why don't you employees unite
and protest against your boss?

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Tell your boss that it is
a violation of human rights.

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He stays away from the workers' union
but he wants his son to be a leader.

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-Lucky. Come upstairs.
-Yes.

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-I am coming.
-Why be so loyal to a private company?

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Will they give free medicines
to your family after you are gone?

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Ma'am, please give me
a plastic cover to put on my hand.

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Why?

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I see a snack made of bread in this.
It must be a couple of years old.

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-Do you want to eat it?
-Wednesday's newspaper.

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I need to take it out.

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-The ants are nibbling at it. Look.
-What's happening?

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-See for yourself.
-Oh.

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My boss looks so fat in this.

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Brother, how much will I get?

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I see only papers. Get something heavy.
That will fetch more money.

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-Hey. Why are you tearing it?
-What?

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The cardboard won't
be charged the same as paper.

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-How much will the cardboard fetch?
-I take this for free.

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Get something heavy, brother.
Only that will help.

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-Just papers won't do.
-Okay. Let me do something.

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-Annu.
-Yes.

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You didn't tell your family
that I got fired from my job.

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Is it some great accomplishment
that I should announce to everyone?

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-Did you tell it to your family?
-I have to.

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Where are you off to, all decked up?

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I am going to meet.

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Meet who?

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A friend. A girl.

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A girl is your friend?

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-Come on, Lucky. Pick it up.
-Why, pal?

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-Can't a girl be my friend?
-Does she know that she is your friend?

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Pal, don't say such things.

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-Come.
-This is something big.

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What is it?

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I am going to propose to her.

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You?

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Lucky.

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Wow, Lucky!

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Your handwriting is pathetic.

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-Why is the rose so small?
-She is a small girl.

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I hope she is an adult.

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-She is in class 12.
-A schoolkid! She can't be an adult!

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Love doesn't see age.

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Where did you meet her?

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She's from my locality.

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She would call me Brother Lucky
three years ago.

00:14:33.800 --> 00:14:36.840 align:center
I scolded her one day.
I told her to stop calling me that.

00:14:37.240 --> 00:14:40.280 align:center
She started crying. I pacified her
and we became friends.

00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:42.840 align:center
What if she rejects your proposal?

00:14:42.960 --> 00:14:44.640 align:center
I am here to ask you about that.

00:14:44.720 --> 00:14:46.480 align:center
How would I know?
I have no experience in this.

00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:49.480 align:center
You are an expert at advising
without having any relevant experience.

00:14:50.760 --> 00:14:52.680 align:center
-Tell me.
-Do you know what consent is?

00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:56.560 align:center
-Sounds like a new restaurant.
-Lucky, are you an idiot?

00:14:58.720 --> 00:15:01.880 align:center
-Take this. Go and propose to her.
Get lost. Go now! -Brother.

00:15:02.080 --> 00:15:03.400 align:center
Go. I have work to do.

00:15:04.040 --> 00:15:05.040 align:center
Just look at him.

00:15:05.400 --> 00:15:07.600 align:center
-You have changed, Annu.
-You will have it from me now.

00:15:16.640 --> 00:15:19.120 align:center
Take that. The thing on your left.

00:15:21.160 --> 00:15:22.160 align:center
Yes.

00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:26.040 align:center
-That too. Yes. Take it out.
-Is this junk?

00:15:26.440 --> 00:15:28.000 align:center
What do we have on this side?

00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:33.280 align:center
Hey, mister. Keep this vessel back.

00:15:33.640 --> 00:15:35.960 align:center
-We can get it weighed.
-There is no need for that.

00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:39.520 align:center
Why are you so affectionate to it?
When was the last time you even saw it?

00:15:39.680 --> 00:15:42.360 align:center
Years ago. And I will see it
many years from now.

00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:44.120 align:center
But this vessel stays right here
in this house.

00:15:44.240 --> 00:15:48.320 align:center
Sir, it weighs around 8 kg.
I'll bill it for 10 kg.

00:15:48.680 --> 00:15:50.520 align:center
We'll get a good price for it.

00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:53.040 align:center
Mister, we won't sell this vessel.

00:15:53.160 --> 00:15:55.240 align:center
Hey. What's going on?

00:15:55.400 --> 00:15:58.320 align:center
Your father wants to dispose of
the brass vessels I got as gifts

00:15:58.440 --> 00:16:01.280 align:center
-in my wedding.
-Only because it is junk.

00:16:01.480 --> 00:16:04.560 align:center
You hadn't got valuable jewellery
for me to treasure.

00:16:04.720 --> 00:16:08.040 align:center
Mom, your name and the anniversary date
are etched on it.

00:16:08.160 --> 00:16:10.280 align:center
This must be your Uncle Pinky's idea.

00:16:10.320 --> 00:16:14.000 align:center
-He thinks I'll steal utensils.
-Heard that, kids?

00:16:14.040 --> 00:16:16.920 align:center
Uncle Pinky was right. Your dad is stealing it.

00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:18.800 align:center
You may call me a thief.

00:16:19.160 --> 00:16:22.400 align:center
But nobody should blame me
for collecting junk in this house.

00:16:29.840 --> 00:16:32.600 align:center
Mister, get that yellow bag
from that side.

00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:36.160 align:center
-Why? Why ask for it?
What do you need that for? -Get it.

00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:39.200 align:center
-What if the mixer goes bad?
-We'll get it repaired.

00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:42.440 align:center
Dad, why do you treasure
this age-old grinding stone?

00:16:42.520 --> 00:16:45.120 align:center
-Dear, you know nothing about it.
-Let me tell you.

00:16:45.280 --> 00:16:49.160 align:center
It is something that was used by
his mother. Therefore, it is not junk.

00:16:49.240 --> 00:16:51.320 align:center
But whatever
my family gifted me is junk.

00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:55.680 align:center
Dear, a chutney tastes heavenly
if it is ground using a grinding stone.

00:16:55.880 --> 00:16:58.720 align:center
-Right. -And so does the food
cooked in a brass vessel.

00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:00.760 align:center
Use it then. You never do that.

00:17:01.040 --> 00:17:05.160 align:center
Oh, mom and dad are getting
emotional unnecessarily. I have an idea.

00:17:05.720 --> 00:17:08.560 align:center
-Let's dispose of both the items.
-No. Get it here.

00:17:09.000 --> 00:17:11.080 align:center
Get it here. Give it to me.

00:17:11.560 --> 00:17:13.560 align:center
Dad, he is right.

00:17:13.840 --> 00:17:15.800 align:center
We will get new stuff
only when we dispose of the old.

00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:16.880 align:center
-No, dear.
-Yes.

00:17:20.760 --> 00:17:22.160 align:center
Why is this so heavy?

00:17:23.600 --> 00:17:25.560 align:center
It has dolls in it.

00:17:25.800 --> 00:17:27.600 align:center
Dolls? What's inside?

00:17:28.480 --> 00:17:30.760 align:center
-Exercise equipment.
-Hey, this...

00:17:31.120 --> 00:17:32.600 align:center
-It's nothing.
-One minute.

00:17:33.520 --> 00:17:34.520 align:center
Dolls.

00:17:35.440 --> 00:17:38.560 align:center
This... You want to sell
my dumbbells without my knowledge?

00:17:38.880 --> 00:17:40.520 align:center
But you don't use them, Annu.

00:17:40.560 --> 00:17:42.760 align:center
You don't use your brains.
Shall we sell them?

00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:44.040 align:center
How much will his brains fetch?

00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:47.440 align:center
Dad, I don't get time from work.
Otherwise, don't I work out regularly?

00:17:48.520 --> 00:17:50.600 align:center
All right. Where were they kept?

00:17:53.960 --> 00:17:57.000 align:center
-Somewhere here. -Dad, he has
no clue about where they were kept.

00:17:57.160 --> 00:17:59.440 align:center
Annu, you are an employed man now.

00:17:59.520 --> 00:18:02.720 align:center
Join a gym. Rajesh has
opened a gym in Shantipur.

00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:05.600 align:center
Brick Muscle.
It's got such awesome machines.

00:18:05.840 --> 00:18:08.640 align:center
Well, how much does
a monthly membership cost?

00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:10.120 align:center
Just 800 rupees.

00:18:10.240 --> 00:18:12.320 align:center
-Really?
-Shall I make you work out now?

00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:16.880 align:center
I have told you many times not to
touch my stuff without my permission.

00:18:19.840 --> 00:18:20.840 align:center
Hey.

00:18:23.560 --> 00:18:25.720 align:center
If this goes on, we won't
be able to dispose of any stuff.

00:18:25.800 --> 00:18:27.520 align:center
The three of you are adding junk here.

00:18:27.760 --> 00:18:30.320 align:center
We can't dispose of necessary stuff.

00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:34.240 align:center
Then why had you kept it as junk?
We struggled hard to get it out.

00:18:34.760 --> 00:18:38.440 align:center
Dear, you will get wages for your
efforts. Please keep it back. Come on.

00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:50.240 align:center
'As soon as irritating items of junk'

00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:53.760 align:center
'is put on the weighing scale, it feels'

00:18:54.080 --> 00:18:58.000 align:center
'as if the daughter of the house
is being sent off after her wedding.'

00:18:59.480 --> 00:19:01.680 align:center
'No matter what amount
of money we are offered,'

00:19:02.800 --> 00:19:06.400 align:center
'we don't feel like parting
ways with that junk.'

00:19:08.600 --> 00:19:11.320 align:center
'So what if it is old?
It was new at one point.'

00:19:15.720 --> 00:19:19.480 align:center
'Fond memories of those items
revisit us in an instant.'

00:19:21.240 --> 00:19:24.600 align:center
'Don't call this love for junk as
idleness of middle-class people.'

00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:28.640 align:center
'Nor is it greed.'

00:19:29.400 --> 00:19:32.720 align:center
'It's not like they will
use that stuff again.'

00:19:35.320 --> 00:19:38.360 align:center
'But one feels guilty when selling it.'

00:19:39.480 --> 00:19:41.640 align:center
'It feels like the junk is telling us.'

00:19:43.000 --> 00:19:45.040 align:center
'Today, you are selling me.'

00:19:45.800 --> 00:19:48.240 align:center
'Tomorrow, you will sell
your ageing parents.'

00:19:56.200 --> 00:19:57.920 align:center
I hope we can make around
300 to 400 rupees.

00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:01.720 align:center
Stop dreaming.

00:20:03.560 --> 00:20:05.720 align:center
Your family won't sell any heavy stuff.

00:20:05.880 --> 00:20:07.960 align:center
All right. Gather this.

00:20:08.040 --> 00:20:10.720 align:center
-Annu's mom, where are you?
-Where did she come from?

00:20:11.040 --> 00:20:13.080 align:center
-They are making so much noise.
-Hey, listen.

00:20:13.360 --> 00:20:15.440 align:center
This lady is the best junk
you can ever get.

00:20:16.600 --> 00:20:20.000 align:center
Annu's mom, you seem
to be clearing the junk.

00:20:21.120 --> 00:20:22.720 align:center
You have called a junk dealer.

00:20:23.480 --> 00:20:26.400 align:center
Aunty, call him a scrap merchant.
Junk dealer sounds coarse.

00:20:26.840 --> 00:20:30.640 align:center
I am here to take some water.
Shall I take it? Half a bucket will do.

00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:34.280 align:center
Such a big bucket.
It's equal to a full bucket for us.

00:20:34.520 --> 00:20:37.200 align:center
Never mind. I shall take it from
someone else.

00:20:38.120 --> 00:20:39.480 align:center
What rate are you buying this at?

00:20:39.560 --> 00:20:42.040 align:center
At the prevailing rates.
Mom, give her water.

00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:44.440 align:center
Junk dealer,

00:20:44.840 --> 00:20:46.400 align:center
what rate are you buying this stuff at?

00:20:48.720 --> 00:20:51.960 align:center
Newspapers will fetch Rs. 10 per kilo.
Damaged ones will get Rs. 5 per kilo.

00:20:52.280 --> 00:20:54.640 align:center
Books and copies at Rs. 20
and Rs. 15 per kilo respectively.

00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:55.720 align:center
No cardboard is taken into account.

00:20:55.800 --> 00:20:57.800 align:center
I can also estimate
a rate for your bucket.

00:20:57.880 --> 00:20:59.280 align:center
Go for it.

00:20:59.600 --> 00:21:03.000 align:center
Hey, Annu's mom, where did you find
such a talkative person?

00:21:03.880 --> 00:21:07.480 align:center
-I have never seen him here.
-Nor have I.

00:21:08.360 --> 00:21:10.880 align:center
-How did you let him in?
-Aunt, I have seen him.

00:21:11.400 --> 00:21:13.120 align:center
Where is your shop, mister?

00:21:13.520 --> 00:21:17.320 align:center
Ma'am, it was at Purani Chungi.
I shut it down.

00:21:17.560 --> 00:21:19.120 align:center
I am working from home.

00:21:19.240 --> 00:21:22.520 align:center
An unfamiliar person
with no shop of his.

00:21:22.840 --> 00:21:25.440 align:center
Will you sell this stuff
at the flea market?

00:21:27.880 --> 00:21:29.320 align:center
Tell me. Where have you come from?

00:21:29.560 --> 00:21:31.400 align:center
I have been visiting
this locality for years

00:21:31.480 --> 00:21:32.920 align:center
but never stopped by your place.

00:21:33.560 --> 00:21:36.240 align:center
I pass by this place every third Sunday
with my vehicle.

00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:39.400 align:center
-I do call out loudly.
-Do it now.

00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:42.440 align:center
-What?
-Call out.

00:21:44.400 --> 00:21:45.400 align:center
Call out.

00:21:46.080 --> 00:21:47.080 align:center
Call out.

00:21:47.640 --> 00:21:49.240 align:center
Come on. Call out.

00:21:58.680 --> 00:22:02.360 align:center
Junk dealer.

00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:08.440 align:center
I'll take old books and newspapers.

00:22:09.960 --> 00:22:12.840 align:center
Scrap merchant.

00:22:13.880 --> 00:22:21.640 align:center
-I'll take old books and newspapers.
-Wow.

00:22:22.280 --> 00:22:25.000 align:center
Yes. So good to hear it after a long.

00:22:25.800 --> 00:22:29.880 align:center
-Annu's dad, did you
check his weighing scale or not? -Why?

00:22:30.200 --> 00:22:34.040 align:center
Ma'am, this weighing scale
is honest. It never lies.

00:22:34.280 --> 00:22:35.640 align:center
-Show us.
-What?

00:22:36.040 --> 00:22:37.680 align:center
-Honesty.
-No.

00:22:38.280 --> 00:22:40.040 align:center
Annu's mom, don't you know this?

00:22:40.200 --> 00:22:44.120 align:center
These people fix a magnet
under their weighing scale.

00:22:46.560 --> 00:22:50.640 align:center
He doesn't look that educated. He must
have applied wax to make one scale heavy.

00:22:51.000 --> 00:22:52.560 align:center
Excuse me, ma'am.

00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:54.760 align:center
I am pursuing graduation
from an open university.

00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:56.560 align:center
You may check the weighing scales.

00:22:56.720 --> 00:23:00.360 align:center
If you find any discrepancy, I'll pay
100 rupees per kilo for everything.

00:23:00.440 --> 00:23:01.480 align:center
Respect.

00:23:01.640 --> 00:23:03.120 align:center
-Truly?
-Yes.

00:23:04.520 --> 00:23:06.000 align:center
Don't go back on your word.

00:23:06.160 --> 00:23:09.240 align:center
-I won't.
-Annu's dad, keep an eye on him

00:23:09.680 --> 00:23:12.040 align:center
while I get my honest weighing scale.

00:23:12.200 --> 00:23:15.400 align:center
I am not going anywhere.
This is about my reputation now.

00:23:15.520 --> 00:23:17.640 align:center
-I'll bring your reputation now.
-Sure. Bring it here.

00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:21.680 align:center
Aman, get the stuff underneath the sink.

00:23:21.880 --> 00:23:24.600 align:center
-What is that now?
-The bag of your sins.

00:23:29.280 --> 00:23:31.320 align:center
-So many bottles.
-Yes.

00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:35.200 align:center
-How much will this fetch me?
-Just 1 rupee per bottle.

00:23:35.400 --> 00:23:37.360 align:center
That's it? At least give me
5 rupees a bottle.

00:23:37.960 --> 00:23:40.400 align:center
-These are hard drink bottles.
-Hard drinks are expensive.

00:23:40.600 --> 00:23:42.120 align:center
I sell them for Rs. 1.5 per bottle.

00:23:42.400 --> 00:23:44.680 align:center
I would have given you
Rs. 2 per beer bottle then.

00:23:44.720 --> 00:23:47.000 align:center
You should have drunk beer, dad.

00:23:47.520 --> 00:23:50.680 align:center
We can sacrifice your liver health
for some extra bucks from junk.

00:23:50.840 --> 00:23:53.240 align:center
That means he has a decent capacity.

00:23:53.320 --> 00:23:56.480 align:center
-Please come next month. You have no
clue how many bottles he can... -Aman...

00:23:57.480 --> 00:23:58.840 align:center
Speak a little less.

00:23:59.880 --> 00:24:01.160 align:center
-You.
-Yes.

00:24:01.560 --> 00:24:04.760 align:center
Dump them in your bag quickly.
If that lady comes here,

00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:07.280 align:center
she'll take them to store oil.
Pack them up quickly.

00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:13.360 align:center
Brother, how much will this fetch?

00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:17.480 align:center
-Just 170 rupees.
-Just 170 rupees for all this.

00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:20.160 align:center
Oh no.

00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:32.320 align:center
'Those Raunchy Nights'

00:24:33.280 --> 00:24:35.800 align:center
'Shanti Mishra, 12/11/93'

00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:43.000 align:center
Well,

00:24:43.960 --> 00:24:44.960 align:center
I won't sell this.

00:24:45.800 --> 00:24:48.480 align:center
I have weighed it already.
I'll deduct it from the amount.

00:24:49.120 --> 00:24:50.120 align:center
How much?

00:24:51.200 --> 00:24:52.200 align:center
Rs. 50.

00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:55.880 align:center
Okay.

00:25:05.200 --> 00:25:07.640 align:center
'It's not just junk that was
disposed of from this house.'

00:25:09.160 --> 00:25:12.440 align:center
'This family is bidding adieu
to many parts of its past.'

00:25:18.600 --> 00:25:23.280 align:center
'The past of middle-class families
is hidden in their water tanks,'

00:25:23.600 --> 00:25:27.040 align:center
'boxes of junk and terraces at home.'

00:25:28.760 --> 00:25:33.200 align:center
'Their junk holds sentimental value
that makes it precious for them.'

00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:38.800 align:center
'When the pharaohs were buried
in the pyramids of Egypt,'

00:25:40.040 --> 00:25:42.280 align:center
'people would also bury'

00:25:42.760 --> 00:25:45.560 align:center
'certain belongings that would be of
use to the deceased in their afterlife.'

00:25:46.320 --> 00:25:49.680 align:center
'If this tradition is linked
to the Indian middle-class,'

00:25:51.440 --> 00:25:54.960 align:center
'the problem of junk items
in the country can be solved.'

00:25:56.080 --> 00:25:59.000 align:center
'Call for a referendum
if you don't believe me.'

00:26:16.560 --> 00:26:18.800 align:center
'Those Raunchy Nights'

00:26:23.040 --> 00:26:24.880 align:center
'Shanti Mishra, 12/11/93'