WEBVTT 00:17.920 --> 00:20.760 I took half a day's leave so that I could make a plan on my own. 00:21.200 --> 00:22.680 And here I am stuck with this. 00:23.400 --> 00:25.560 What all have you stuffed in it? 00:25.720 --> 00:27.600 Did you buy out the entire market? 00:27.720 --> 00:31.840 Only some utensils. The curtains and sheets are old. 00:32.440 --> 00:33.760 We'll buy new ones tomorrow. 00:34.640 --> 00:37.000 Why tomorrow? Why didn't you buy all of it today? 00:37.360 --> 00:40.160 Today, there was no fun in seeing the curtains. 00:40.280 --> 00:43.200 Yes. So, you mean it will be fun tomorrow? 00:44.400 --> 00:47.400 There will be the Thursday Market at Takrohi Square tomorrow. 00:48.600 --> 00:51.560 It takes time to choose stuff but we get quality goods. 00:51.720 --> 00:53.840 Not good stuff, but inexpensive stuff. 00:53.960 --> 00:56.480 You love buying inexpensive stuff. 00:56.880 --> 00:59.720 You have become addicted to spending unnecessarily. 00:59.800 --> 01:02.160 We have such beautiful walls at home. 01:02.400 --> 01:04.400 Any fabric will look good on them. 01:04.560 --> 01:07.960 Really? Let's put your torn tunic on them, instead of curtains. 01:08.080 --> 01:09.200 Why just the tunic? 01:09.480 --> 01:11.880 I can wear the tunic and hang from the hook. 01:12.480 --> 01:13.440 Give it to me. 01:13.520 --> 01:15.720 -Get the stuff placed. -I won't. 01:18.360 --> 01:19.800 Call those brawny souls. 01:20.360 --> 01:22.040 What have we raised them for? 01:26.400 --> 01:27.840 Aman! 01:28.360 --> 01:30.720 -Aman! -Dad, I am in the bathroom. 01:30.840 --> 01:33.120 Nowadays, your younger son takes quite a long to bathe. 01:33.200 --> 01:36.040 I see. Come out soon. 01:36.600 --> 01:38.440 Help your mom in the kitchen. 01:38.960 --> 01:40.880 It'll take me some time. 01:57.920 --> 01:59.400 This... 02:00.200 --> 02:01.560 Here. 02:01.640 --> 02:03.400 -Shall I tell you something? -Yes. 02:03.800 --> 02:05.760 You are a good lady, I mean 02:06.760 --> 02:07.920 a nice lady. 02:08.480 --> 02:11.120 Really? Where did this noble thought come from? 02:11.840 --> 02:16.760 Dad used to say that a man and a woman together make a home. 02:17.600 --> 02:20.880 A man is like the walls of the house. 02:21.160 --> 02:24.160 Strong. One who carries the roof firmly. 02:25.000 --> 02:30.200 Yes. The woman is like the upholstery of the house. 02:30.600 --> 02:32.720 Something that adds charm to the house. 02:33.600 --> 02:35.880 By that measure, you are good. 02:35.960 --> 02:38.360 I mean you manage everything well. 02:38.760 --> 02:41.000 The walls are built only once 02:41.080 --> 02:43.280 but the upholstery needs constant upgradation. 02:43.440 --> 02:45.880 So basically you saved a lot of money. 02:46.080 --> 02:47.200 How is that? 02:47.280 --> 02:50.040 Your father built the walls. 02:50.120 --> 02:51.920 You got them painted a few times. That's it. 02:52.040 --> 02:53.200 I see. 02:53.320 --> 02:56.040 Do you mean to say I make no contribution to the household? 02:57.000 --> 03:00.880 If trouble befalls us, then you shall see. 03:01.960 --> 03:05.280 Santosh Mishra will get in his element. 03:09.680 --> 03:11.320 He is here. 03:11.600 --> 03:12.680 Yes. Tell me. 03:12.760 --> 03:14.680 -House no. 534? -Yes. 03:14.800 --> 03:16.120 DK Srivastav from the municipality. 03:16.200 --> 03:17.760 Santosh Mishra, Electricity Department. 03:17.840 --> 03:19.360 A notice for you from the municipal corporation. 03:21.560 --> 03:23.080 What is the notice for? 03:23.480 --> 03:26.960 Your house has not been built as per the plan sanctioned. 03:27.400 --> 03:29.440 Then which plan has it been built according to? 03:29.800 --> 03:33.120 You will tell that to us in a reply to this notice. 03:33.280 --> 03:34.440 It has all the details. 03:34.560 --> 03:36.720 You tell me what this is all about. 03:37.360 --> 03:41.000 In short, your house has been declared as an illegal structure. 03:41.240 --> 03:42.800 The municipality will take action on it. 03:42.880 --> 03:44.120 What action? 03:44.800 --> 03:47.080 The illegal structure will be demolished. 03:47.160 --> 03:48.560 What do you mean by demolishing? 03:48.680 --> 03:51.360 -Demolish what? -Listen, sir. I need to go and issue many notices. 03:51.680 --> 03:53.160 It has all the details in it. 03:53.680 --> 03:54.840 The language is complicated. 03:55.160 --> 03:56.360 But you're in the electricity department. 03:56.480 --> 03:58.720 You'll understand everything. If you don't understand anything, 03:58.840 --> 04:00.600 my number is here. Do call me. 04:00.720 --> 04:01.960 Goodbye. 04:03.360 --> 04:06.240 'Executive Officer, Municipality.' 04:11.640 --> 04:14.920 Aman, pull your dad's tongue out. 04:15.040 --> 04:18.280 If you see a mole on it, scratch it away. 04:19.000 --> 04:20.360 Dad, open your mouth. 04:20.440 --> 04:23.000 Shut up! Go and wear clothes. 04:28.800 --> 04:32.120 'Listen to me with the utmost attention.' 04:32.240 --> 04:38.080 'In this winter, stories are ready to unfold.' 04:38.360 --> 04:43.040 'There are four members in this family. Santosh Mishra heads it.' 04:43.600 --> 04:48.040 'His ordinary moustache carries an extraordinary ego.' 04:48.600 --> 04:50.200 'I hope you remember.' 04:51.840 --> 04:55.680 'The elder son, Anand Mishra, is MR by profession.' 04:58.600 --> 05:04.080 'The younger son, Aman, aspires to become a novelist.' 05:04.160 --> 05:05.920 'I hope you remember it.' 05:07.160 --> 05:11.200 'The tanginess in their life is provided by' 05:11.640 --> 05:15.680 'the pointed comments made by their mother, Shanti Mishra.' 05:16.120 --> 05:18.040 'I am sure you remember that.' 05:19.200 --> 05:24.440 'I am here. A piggy bank sitting comfortably on the table.' 05:24.760 --> 05:28.240 'Once again I am here with interesting stories.' 05:29.200 --> 05:32.120 'The first example of interesting stories.' 05:32.360 --> 05:36.440 'The government has sent a show cause notice.' 06:28.360 --> 06:31.720 'Episode 1, Show Cause Notice' 06:33.320 --> 06:35.800 Sir, you have to attend the OPD in CP Hospital from 2 p.m. 06:35.880 --> 06:38.040 -It's better if you leave by 1:30 p.m. -Sure. 06:38.400 --> 06:40.440 I'll get your lunch prepared by 1 p.m. 06:40.520 --> 06:41.960 -Okay. -Okay. 06:42.200 --> 06:43.720 -Good morning, sir. -Good morning. 06:43.800 --> 06:46.040 How are you? Please wait for a while. 06:46.760 --> 06:49.120 The patients are more today. Please wait. It will take time. 06:49.200 --> 06:50.400 Yes, sir. 06:51.400 --> 06:52.800 We have been waiting for two hours. 06:52.880 --> 06:55.360 -Oh. -Let's go to another place. 06:55.880 --> 06:57.200 Hello, sir. 07:17.920 --> 07:19.320 -Hello, sir. -Hi. 07:20.360 --> 07:21.680 -How are you, Mishra? -Sir. 07:21.760 --> 07:23.040 Sit. 07:23.440 --> 07:24.800 Since when are you here? 07:25.200 --> 07:26.640 It's been 20 minutes, sir. 07:27.760 --> 07:29.120 How much is your CTC? 07:30.200 --> 07:33.440 Including incentives, it is Rs. 3.6 lakh. 07:34.880 --> 07:36.680 -Twenty rupees. -What? 07:36.960 --> 07:39.440 Twenty rupees is the price of your twenty minutes. 07:41.480 --> 07:42.760 I see. 07:42.840 --> 07:45.560 Do you know what's the price of twenty minutes of this doctor? 07:46.080 --> 07:47.400 No, sir. 07:47.640 --> 07:49.120 He charges 500 rupees. 07:49.680 --> 07:51.280 He examines 6 to 7 patients. 07:51.360 --> 07:53.280 The doctor makes us wait long. 07:53.360 --> 07:56.320 It's because he knows the value of your time. 07:58.480 --> 08:00.040 Sir. 08:00.400 --> 08:01.800 Accept the truth. 08:03.840 --> 08:05.640 I have heard a lot of praise about you. 08:06.360 --> 08:08.120 Shankwar said you are a go-getter. 08:08.360 --> 08:10.400 Nothing like that, sir. Just... 08:10.960 --> 08:12.720 I take work as a challenge. 08:13.080 --> 08:14.400 You are a salesman. 08:14.560 --> 08:16.760 How will you work if you don't take it as a challenge? 08:16.840 --> 08:17.840 Absolutely, sir. 08:17.920 --> 08:19.200 -Did you get targets? -Yes. 08:19.280 --> 08:20.720 -Meet them. -Yes. 08:20.800 --> 08:22.320 You'll be given more targets. 08:23.000 --> 08:27.800 If you fail to meet them, I won't be talking nicely to you. 08:28.520 --> 08:29.760 Sir? 08:30.000 --> 08:31.400 You should have the ability to bear scoldings. 08:34.320 --> 08:35.880 Who are there in your family? 08:35.960 --> 08:40.040 Sir, I live with my mom, dad and younger brother. 08:40.240 --> 08:42.840 The eldest son in the family. Apple of parents' eye. 08:42.920 --> 08:44.080 Well, sir. 08:44.160 --> 08:46.040 I am sure you bully your brother. 08:46.120 --> 08:48.200 Not always, sir. Sometimes I do. 08:48.280 --> 08:49.440 Sometimes. 08:49.520 --> 08:51.640 You know, I am the youngest of three brothers. 08:51.720 --> 08:54.360 -Really? -From childhood, I developed the stamina to hear abuses. 08:56.800 --> 08:58.480 Today I earn more than my brothers. 09:00.440 --> 09:02.240 -Shall we? -Sir. 09:02.920 --> 09:04.400 Lucky will be here in two minutes. 09:06.840 --> 09:08.320 Do you know the value of two minutes of mine? 09:13.000 --> 09:15.080 Mr. Shashi. Long time. 09:15.360 --> 09:17.040 -All good? -Yes, sir. 09:23.560 --> 09:26.600 Hey! Shashi! Come in. 09:26.760 --> 09:28.040 Good afternoon, Dr. Singh. 09:28.120 --> 09:29.960 I thought you had gone to the Delhi office. 09:30.080 --> 09:32.520 I won't leave you so soon, sir. 09:33.200 --> 09:34.800 -Sir, this is Anand Mishra. -Yes. 09:34.880 --> 09:36.040 He's a very bright boy. 09:36.080 --> 09:37.120 -Hello, sir. -Hello. 09:37.200 --> 09:39.000 He's trying to meet you for two weeks. 09:39.320 --> 09:41.640 I told him that you'll make him wait and he should oblige. 09:42.120 --> 09:44.240 Even five minutes with sir is so educating. 09:44.520 --> 09:45.880 Come. Sit. 09:45.960 --> 09:47.200 Thank you, sir. Sit. 09:54.360 --> 09:55.560 Looking fit, sir. 09:55.640 --> 09:56.960 What? 09:57.520 --> 09:58.800 Joined some gym? 09:58.880 --> 10:01.040 Come on, Shashi. 10:02.680 --> 10:04.080 Sir, is the AC working fine? 10:06.640 --> 10:10.160 I know your company got it installed but we can't run it in winter. 10:10.320 --> 10:12.040 Let's get a heater fixed then. 10:12.360 --> 10:14.280 Anand, write it. A heater for sir. 10:14.400 --> 10:16.680 -Where? -Right here. 10:18.840 --> 10:20.000 Tell me. 10:21.320 --> 10:25.200 Sir, you are receiving goodies from Steady Life! 10:27.520 --> 10:29.640 That's why you didn't reply to my Diwali wishes. 10:29.720 --> 10:31.240 Don't be greedy, Shashi. 10:31.480 --> 10:32.680 We can't be biased. 10:32.760 --> 10:34.200 There is no bias in this. 10:34.280 --> 10:37.400 In your expert opinion, our medicines are the best. That's it. 10:37.680 --> 10:39.960 Sir, you are an Indian, our company is Indian 10:40.000 --> 10:41.040 and so is the AC. 10:41.120 --> 10:43.920 Sir, at least do this for the sake of our country. 10:44.120 --> 10:45.120 Yes, sir. 10:45.200 --> 10:47.840 Tell me. What will you have? Tea or coffee? 10:47.960 --> 10:49.680 -Sir, tea. -Sir, I already told you. 10:50.320 --> 10:52.840 Sir, I heard you are starting a clinic somewhere else as well. 10:52.920 --> 10:54.840 Yes, I have seen a location. 10:54.920 --> 10:56.680 -My daughter, Priti. -Sir's daughter. 10:56.760 --> 10:58.360 I am setting it up for her. 10:58.720 --> 11:02.440 You will need a water purifier, an AC and a heater for that clinic too. 11:02.520 --> 11:04.920 That's for later, Shashi. 11:05.120 --> 11:07.440 Sir, at least show some bias here. 11:07.600 --> 11:09.320 Don't deprive us of a chance to serve you. 11:09.400 --> 11:12.320 We shall discuss that later. Leave your literature with me. 11:12.400 --> 11:14.280 Let me see what I can do. 11:14.960 --> 11:17.680 Sir, did you get the AC and cooler installed? 11:17.760 --> 11:20.440 How else do you think I am able to barge into his cabin? 11:21.320 --> 11:24.880 That is the mantra. Respect the egoist and feed a greedy. 11:24.960 --> 11:26.640 Your work will be done. 11:26.800 --> 11:30.160 But if you feed the egoist and respect the greedy, 11:30.240 --> 11:31.600 your work will be screwed. 11:31.680 --> 11:32.880 Yes, sir. 11:32.960 --> 11:35.320 Sir, I will get to learn a lot from you. 11:35.400 --> 11:37.320 I see. You seem to be respecting me. 11:37.440 --> 11:38.760 -No. -I am the greedy one. 11:38.880 --> 11:40.160 I am not egoistic. 11:40.240 --> 11:42.560 What happened? Did Dr. Singh drive you away? 11:44.200 --> 11:46.480 Sir, he insults people more than you do. 11:47.200 --> 11:48.920 This is no longer your concern. 11:49.560 --> 11:50.880 You can go home. 11:55.560 --> 11:59.400 I'll take my parents to the temple. I'll be back in two days. 11:59.760 --> 12:02.280 Go to the temple, perform veneration, and become a priest. 12:02.800 --> 12:05.760 Collect your full and final payment from the account department. 12:06.160 --> 12:07.280 Good luck. 12:08.360 --> 12:09.560 Good job. 12:12.480 --> 12:13.560 What was he saying? 12:16.280 --> 12:17.600 You are fired. 12:20.120 --> 12:21.360 He said good job. 12:22.040 --> 12:24.320 You are an idiot, pal. 12:34.680 --> 12:35.800 Pull it. 12:36.720 --> 12:38.160 Hold it straight. 12:38.360 --> 12:39.920 Against the wall. 12:40.800 --> 12:42.040 Hold it down. 12:42.160 --> 12:43.720 -Down. -Hey. 12:44.120 --> 12:45.360 Hold it down. 12:45.760 --> 12:47.840 Here, it is 18. 12:47.920 --> 12:52.360 18 feet. That means the courtyard is 18 feet by 30 feet. 12:52.440 --> 12:54.120 Here, it says 21 feet by 28 feet. 12:54.200 --> 12:56.280 -What is the width of the staircase? -1 foot. 12:56.360 --> 12:57.760 We have made it 1.5 feet. 12:57.840 --> 13:00.560 -What's illegal? The stairs or the courtyard? -Both. 13:00.640 --> 13:03.520 No. When the plan was sanctioned, 13:03.720 --> 13:05.600 the courtyard was big and the staircase was small. 13:06.120 --> 13:10.680 The contractor said since the stairs take up more space, 13:10.880 --> 13:12.400 we should widen them. 13:12.480 --> 13:13.800 This should be acceptable. 13:13.880 --> 13:16.320 Dad, tell us what exactly he said. 13:16.440 --> 13:18.920 He said nothing. He just gave us the notice. 13:19.000 --> 13:20.280 Yes. 13:21.120 --> 13:25.040 What if we show them the cause and they don't like it? 13:25.120 --> 13:27.840 They will demolish the house and take away the land. 13:27.920 --> 13:30.040 -How can they do it? -What will the municipality 13:30.120 --> 13:31.760 gain from such a small house? 13:31.880 --> 13:35.160 What else? They will build a public toilet here. 13:35.240 --> 13:37.960 -That's not done. -The city needs public toilets. 13:38.040 --> 13:39.840 Are you counting them? 13:39.960 --> 13:41.880 I told you he has an affinity for bathrooms. 13:42.000 --> 13:44.600 Hey, stop this nonsense now. 13:45.040 --> 13:46.920 Our house is not sitting in the middle of a market 13:47.000 --> 13:49.280 for the municipality to build a toilet here. 13:49.360 --> 13:52.600 Dad, imagine. If a public toilet comes up in place of this house, 13:52.720 --> 13:56.200 Bittu's mom will be enraged upon learning that. 13:57.360 --> 13:59.680 -Indeed, that's true. -Right. 13:59.760 --> 14:01.000 Yes. 14:01.120 --> 14:05.200 At least they will have a roof over their head. 14:05.320 --> 14:06.840 -But you will be homeless. -Hey. 14:06.920 --> 14:08.800 Stop joking and read what it says. 14:08.880 --> 14:11.160 -Read it. -Hey. 14:13.320 --> 14:16.160 Read it, Mr. Novelist. Read it. 14:22.040 --> 14:25.640 House Construction Rules 1973 has been mentioned. 14:26.200 --> 14:29.160 -According to this, a serious criminal... -Serial. 14:29.600 --> 14:32.080 Yes. And has been at large for quite some time, 14:32.280 --> 14:35.320 then as per rule 83, his house can be confiscated. 14:35.400 --> 14:38.400 But Santosh Mishra is neither a criminal nor is he at large. 14:38.520 --> 14:40.280 -He's not serious. -It's serial. 14:40.360 --> 14:42.040 Exactly, dad. 14:42.120 --> 14:44.760 It also says that if a person hasn't followed 14:44.840 --> 14:47.040 the legal process of constructing a house, 14:47.120 --> 14:49.800 the municipality will take action against him. 14:49.880 --> 14:52.080 -In other words, a bulldozer. -I get it. 14:52.160 --> 14:55.440 Dad, if they run a bulldozer on an illegal building, 14:55.520 --> 14:57.600 what's the guarantee that the legal structure be unharmed? 14:57.680 --> 15:00.600 -That's true. -It's a bulldozer, not a needle. 15:00.720 --> 15:03.280 It won't work with pinpoint accuracy. 15:03.360 --> 15:04.520 Every wall is in danger. 15:04.600 --> 15:06.240 All right. Make note of one more point. 15:06.720 --> 15:11.520 The municipality will also charge us for running the bulldozer. 15:11.600 --> 15:14.920 Should we pay for the bulldozer that is demolishing our house? 15:15.040 --> 15:16.640 This is the limit. 15:16.720 --> 15:18.960 -One more thing. -Read it. 15:19.040 --> 15:21.280 It's not here. 15:21.800 --> 15:26.280 I was saying that let's get the illegal staircase demolished. 15:26.680 --> 15:29.520 Bittu's mom uses it to sneak in anytime. 15:29.600 --> 15:32.760 Then how will you climb on the terrace? From Bittu's house? 15:32.840 --> 15:35.480 Hey, brother, we get good ladders made of bamboo. 15:35.560 --> 15:39.520 We'll get one, use it whenever needed and keep it aside when not in use. 15:39.600 --> 15:42.640 Speak sense for a change, dear. 15:42.720 --> 15:46.120 Dad. If the staircase is demolished, 15:47.160 --> 15:49.840 we will have parking space at home. 15:49.920 --> 15:54.040 We can have a car. Hold the steering and park it here. 15:54.600 --> 15:56.560 -Not a bad idea. -There is a mirror attached as well. 15:59.920 --> 16:02.840 -Is it a big car or a small one? -It's a 7-seater, dad. 16:02.920 --> 16:05.320 -I, too, can hop on. -Sure! 16:05.840 --> 16:08.040 -Turn on the AC. -Sure. 16:08.120 --> 16:10.440 -Play some music. -Here it comes. 16:10.600 --> 16:12.400 Come on, mom! Come on! 16:12.520 --> 16:14.000 Hello. 16:14.440 --> 16:16.200 What say, mom? 16:18.080 --> 16:22.480 I would say that the men of the Mishra family have lost it completely. 16:23.280 --> 16:25.840 They behave strangely 16:25.960 --> 16:30.960 and start driving imaginary 7-seater cars and flying aeroplanes. 16:31.360 --> 16:33.520 What do you mean by the men of the Mishra family? 16:33.800 --> 16:35.840 It is you who gave birth to these two. 16:35.920 --> 16:38.440 They must have inherited this madness from you. 16:38.520 --> 16:41.800 What did they inherit from you and your dad? The notice from the municipality? 16:41.880 --> 16:44.080 I am telling you. Don't drag dad into this. 16:44.160 --> 16:46.640 I am not doing it, the municipality is. 16:46.720 --> 16:48.840 Think of an idea to solve this problem. 16:48.920 --> 16:50.640 -I will solve it. -How will you? 16:50.720 --> 16:52.120 -I will... -Tell me. 16:52.200 --> 16:53.680 -Tell me! -Mom, hang on! 16:53.920 --> 16:56.960 -The madness... Cook some disappointment. -Hey. 16:57.080 --> 16:59.560 -It's called 'Tehri'. -Right. 'Tehri'. 17:01.800 --> 17:04.880 Dad, what caused this enquiry? 17:05.920 --> 17:10.120 I called up and they said some new government officer is here. 17:10.480 --> 17:13.760 -He gave government contracts to four bulldozer contractors. -Four! 17:13.840 --> 17:16.240 Yes. That has instilled fear in all. 17:16.480 --> 17:18.880 People have started calling him 'Bulldozer Man' out of fear. 17:18.960 --> 17:20.600 Did the Bulldozer man place some demands 17:20.680 --> 17:22.280 or ask for houses to be demolished right away? 17:22.360 --> 17:24.280 He has sent a show-cause notice. 17:24.600 --> 17:26.120 -I called up and said. -Yes. 17:26.200 --> 17:29.360 Replying to the notice won't solve the problem. To that, he replied this. 17:29.760 --> 17:32.080 -Give it. -Give what? 17:32.320 --> 17:34.520 Grease his palms and everything will be fine. 17:37.240 --> 17:39.000 You mean convenience charge, right? 17:39.760 --> 17:43.160 I said the same, but he said inconvenience charge. 17:43.560 --> 17:45.680 We must pay him to get out of this inconvenience. 17:45.760 --> 17:47.880 Dad, what's the problem? 17:47.960 --> 17:50.880 Call it whatever. Bribe, convenience fee. 17:50.960 --> 17:53.360 Say it whatever. Pay the greedy guy and put an end to this. 17:53.440 --> 17:55.760 No, dear. What is wrong will remain as such. 17:55.840 --> 17:58.920 The wrong has been done. Things will be rectified now. 17:59.160 --> 18:02.440 I suggest sending an apology to the Bulldozer man 18:02.520 --> 18:06.080 and get the right plan sanctioned. Bribe him if needed. 18:06.160 --> 18:09.360 No! We can't give in to such corrupt practices. 18:09.640 --> 18:11.120 Do you remember what happened with Dubey? 18:11.200 --> 18:13.360 He was dragged from the air-conditioned bathroom. 18:13.440 --> 18:16.960 -Dad, his property was seized. -Hey, hang on. Seized, he says. 18:17.360 --> 18:20.840 -Dad, he was accepting a bribe. You are giving it. -So? 18:20.920 --> 18:23.840 Giving bribes makes one respectable. 18:23.920 --> 18:26.360 The one who takes it loses respect. For instance, 18:27.280 --> 18:28.760 Uncle Pinky. 18:28.880 --> 18:30.360 -Pinky? -Yes. 18:31.640 --> 18:33.880 How did Pinky lose respect? 18:35.240 --> 18:36.760 -Don't you know? -No. 18:38.480 --> 18:40.880 Last year, Uncle Pinky took a contract 18:41.040 --> 18:44.440 to admit students in engineering colleges, under management quota. 18:44.520 --> 18:48.000 One chap would visit him every day for three days 18:48.080 --> 18:49.640 to procure a seat through the proper channel. 18:50.200 --> 18:52.360 But Uncle Pinky... 18:52.600 --> 18:55.600 He made the chap make tea for him, and chop vegetables the next day 18:55.680 --> 18:57.640 and also asked him to do the dishes. 18:57.720 --> 19:00.840 The chap turned out to be an alpha male. He refused out rightly. 19:00.920 --> 19:03.080 'You are exploiting me, sir!' 19:03.160 --> 19:05.360 He did the right thing. What did Pinku say? 19:05.440 --> 19:07.560 He replied 'I am like your father.' 19:07.640 --> 19:09.200 'Along with engineering, you will learn moral education' 19:09.280 --> 19:10.960 'as well if I ask you to carry out a few tasks.' 19:11.160 --> 19:13.400 The chap left from there and the next day, 19:13.520 --> 19:15.800 he got thick wads of cash. 19:15.920 --> 19:17.360 And then 19:17.440 --> 19:19.800 Uncle Pinky touched the money. 19:20.160 --> 19:23.480 He changed his approach. Offered the lad a seat 19:23.560 --> 19:26.400 and told him to consider this to be his engineering seat. 19:26.520 --> 19:28.800 Uncle was the Charles Bukowski. 19:28.880 --> 19:31.760 -What's that? Okay. -He's a writer. 19:32.200 --> 19:33.200 And... 19:33.280 --> 19:38.000 Dad, that is when I realised that the one who gives a bribe is respected. 19:38.120 --> 19:40.520 The one who accepts it loses respect. 19:40.600 --> 19:41.880 No. 19:43.360 --> 19:46.480 Dear. I won't be able to give it. 19:46.760 --> 19:49.320 If you can do it, let me call him 19:49.440 --> 19:50.720 and you give him the envelope. 19:50.840 --> 19:52.440 I'll reply to the notice. 19:52.560 --> 19:55.400 No, dad. I have an important meeting. My manager is after me. 19:55.840 --> 19:58.040 Don't look at me. You said you would get 19:58.120 --> 20:00.080 into your element if trouble befalls us. 20:00.200 --> 20:02.320 Now, you hesitate to act when we are in trouble. 20:02.400 --> 20:04.520 You must solve this. 20:04.760 --> 20:06.000 When did he say that? 20:06.080 --> 20:07.920 -Dad, can I be of some help? -Mom. 20:08.040 --> 20:10.720 Lucky was badly humiliated by our manager. 20:10.800 --> 20:13.040 If this happens to me, I won't get my salary. 20:13.120 --> 20:15.200 -If that... -As if you are paying for my expenses. 20:15.280 --> 20:18.280 -Who pays for your expenses then? -Come and eat food. 20:19.800 --> 20:22.920 This is something we need to... 20:25.480 --> 20:27.880 'The notice sent from court,' 20:28.040 --> 20:30.520 'ballot paper,' 20:31.000 --> 20:33.600 'papers of dowry,' 20:33.680 --> 20:36.000 'papers of school admission.' 20:36.080 --> 20:38.440 'There are many such papers in India.' 20:38.520 --> 20:43.840 'People living in this country slip into depression' 20:44.120 --> 20:47.280 'when the government asks them to submit legal papers.' 20:48.280 --> 20:54.280 'But he knows which paper will help him maintain the status quo.' 20:55.280 --> 20:56.840 'You know.' 20:56.960 --> 21:01.000 'The paper which carries the signature of RBI governor' 21:01.640 --> 21:06.280 'and reads 'I promise to pay the bearer so and so amount'.' 21:07.520 --> 21:10.800 'Deals involving this paper bring fear and tension.' 21:11.160 --> 21:14.280 'These two are scary entities' 21:14.360 --> 21:19.640 'but they have improved the immunity of middle-class people.' 21:36.640 --> 21:39.120 Ma'am, don't you have cream biscuits? 21:39.320 --> 21:41.640 I just asked casually. Never mind. 21:42.200 --> 21:45.080 The solution has come to you. 21:45.280 --> 21:46.880 -Yes. -Mr. Mishra. 21:47.000 --> 21:49.200 Such work usually takes a lot of time. 21:56.440 --> 21:58.960 -Hello, sir. -Hello, dear. 22:00.360 --> 22:02.040 Aman, go. 22:02.840 --> 22:03.880 Go to the terrace. 22:03.960 --> 22:06.200 It's a hot, sunny day, dad. 22:06.280 --> 22:08.760 The elders are talking. 22:09.160 --> 22:10.920 You should obey as we say. 22:11.000 --> 22:14.760 If you disobey us, dad won't buy you a motorcycle or chocolates. 22:15.760 --> 22:17.040 Go now. 22:17.120 --> 22:19.520 I am not a toddler, sir. 22:19.640 --> 22:21.120 I am going. 22:23.480 --> 22:25.400 Have some tea. 22:29.640 --> 22:32.760 It's better if kids gain wisdom late in life, Mr. Mishra. 22:33.480 --> 22:34.880 Yes. 22:37.240 --> 22:38.960 I hope you have prepared a reply to the notice. 22:39.040 --> 22:42.280 -No... Not... -Never mind. Take it easy. 22:43.880 --> 22:45.680 Take a couple of days. 22:50.040 --> 22:51.920 Have you done the important work? 22:53.120 --> 22:54.480 What? 22:54.560 --> 22:55.840 The important work? 23:06.200 --> 23:07.960 Annu's mom! 23:09.400 --> 23:11.600 Hey. How come you are here, Bittu's mom? 23:11.720 --> 23:13.520 She just crossed the terrace and came here. 23:13.600 --> 23:15.640 -Annu's mom, do you have a guest? -What... 23:16.440 --> 23:18.160 Listen. 23:18.240 --> 23:19.640 The gentleman from the municipality, 23:19.800 --> 23:22.880 you have parked your scooter in front of our house. Move it. 23:22.960 --> 23:25.440 How do you know he is from the municipality? 23:25.520 --> 23:28.320 It's a blue scooter with red-coloured words that read 23:28.400 --> 23:30.760 'Executive, Municipality.' 23:30.840 --> 23:32.520 Is that done? 23:32.600 --> 23:35.200 Your guest parks his scooter in front of our house. 23:35.280 --> 23:38.320 Ma'am, it's a matter of a few minutes. He will be leaving soon. 23:38.640 --> 23:41.840 Will his scooter be parked in front of our house till then? 23:42.120 --> 23:44.480 -What will people say? -What will they say? 23:44.560 --> 23:48.560 They will say that our house will soon be demolished. 23:48.680 --> 23:51.840 None of our relatives works in the municipality. 23:52.040 --> 23:54.840 Ma'am, the municipality has done a lot of work for people's good. 23:54.920 --> 23:57.920 Really? What good work brings you here? 23:58.000 --> 24:01.960 Nothing, ma'am. It's a petty work. He'll leave soon. 24:03.200 --> 24:04.600 Fine. Go on. 24:05.400 --> 24:07.200 I'll wait. 24:24.200 --> 24:27.560 Sir, move your scooter. It won't take long. 24:35.040 --> 24:38.160 Okay. Yours is 534, 24:38.280 --> 24:39.880 then hers would be 535, right? 24:39.960 --> 24:41.640 -It's 536. -I see. 24:42.880 --> 24:45.680 Son, why are you staring at me? Move! 24:48.560 --> 24:51.160 This is unbelievable. I have to move it now. 24:54.640 --> 24:56.960 Annu's dad, suffering from bowel movements? 24:57.040 --> 24:59.280 -No. -Your expression indicates it. 24:59.400 --> 25:02.200 This is how my husband looks when he has loose motions. 25:02.280 --> 25:04.320 He looks deeply distressed. 25:04.440 --> 25:05.920 An unwell man faces a lot. 25:06.000 --> 25:09.360 I force him to drink the medicinal syrup. 25:09.800 --> 25:12.440 -Sir, shall I get it for you? -No. 25:12.520 --> 25:15.000 No, Bittu's mom. Everyone is doing well here. 25:15.080 --> 25:16.480 Really? 25:16.560 --> 25:18.720 If so, why are you people so quiet? 25:18.840 --> 25:22.800 Even Aman, the one who is so talkative, is standing quietly. 25:23.480 --> 25:27.880 Aunt, you always remain quiet. That's why you feel we talk a lot. 25:28.320 --> 25:31.360 He said it. The brat said it. 25:32.040 --> 25:35.440 Dear, you have grown up now. 25:35.760 --> 25:38.800 What if I take offence to your words 25:38.920 --> 25:42.560 and stop visiting you, Annu's mom? 25:43.240 --> 25:45.880 -Come, aunt. Let me take you to the staircase and apologise. -Yes. 25:45.960 --> 25:48.720 -Oh. -Hey, dear. 25:49.240 --> 25:50.960 -I shall go. -Yes. 25:53.200 --> 25:56.080 Come, Aman. Apologise to me on the staircase... 25:56.160 --> 25:59.080 -Aman, get cream biscuits. -Sure, mom. 26:02.520 --> 26:05.200 All right, let's resolve this. 26:05.240 --> 26:06.240 -Sir. -Yes. 26:06.320 --> 26:09.720 -Where did you park the scooter? -In front of your door. Why? 26:09.800 --> 26:12.600 You see, none of our relatives work in the municipality. 26:13.040 --> 26:15.800 So, people may ask us why you came here. 26:15.920 --> 26:19.400 Hey. Consider this notice to be a monkey 26:19.480 --> 26:22.720 that has entered your house. My scooter is like its tail. 26:22.800 --> 26:24.440 Drive the monkey away, the tail will also be gone. 26:24.520 --> 26:27.040 It is the tail that got this monkey here. 26:27.120 --> 26:31.080 The monkey will be here unless you give it what it wants, Mr. Mishra. 26:46.000 --> 26:47.920 I don't think you want the monkey to go, Mr. Mishra. 26:48.040 --> 26:49.920 Your monkey seems to be suffering from malnutrition. 26:50.000 --> 26:52.440 It's a monkey, not a bear. 26:52.520 --> 26:54.080 Should I serve a full meal to it? 26:54.160 --> 26:57.560 The bulldozer contractor charges more than this to demolish a wall. 26:57.960 --> 26:59.800 You wish to protect your house. 27:01.400 --> 27:02.720 Really? 27:03.680 --> 27:05.160 Okay. 27:05.960 --> 27:08.160 Tell me a suitable figure. 27:08.240 --> 27:10.040 Something that's a multiple of 2.5. 27:10.120 --> 27:13.880 One, twice, thrice. Four times 2.5 is 10. 27:13.960 --> 27:16.280 -Enough! -Enough? 27:17.960 --> 27:20.520 That is way too much. 27:26.440 --> 27:28.720 Give it. I'll count. 27:29.960 --> 27:31.640 Hey, congratulations! 27:32.760 --> 27:35.040 Mr. Mishra, shall I tell you something? 27:37.960 --> 27:41.240 Don't waste more money on this house. 27:41.320 --> 27:42.640 That's enough. 27:42.840 --> 27:44.680 -What? -It's done. 27:46.200 --> 27:47.520 Forget this courtyard 27:47.800 --> 27:49.920 and buy an apartment with a balcony on the 10th floor. 27:50.760 --> 27:53.560 I can refer you to a friend who is a builder. 27:54.400 --> 27:56.120 There's no hurry. 27:56.680 --> 27:59.440 All right. Congratulations. 28:00.080 --> 28:01.320 No. Wait. 28:01.800 --> 28:03.640 What about the reply to the notice? 28:05.200 --> 28:06.720 You may give it later. 28:06.800 --> 28:09.360 Sir, I gave you an envelope. 28:10.200 --> 28:14.080 So, you tell me what I should write in the reply. 28:14.200 --> 28:17.960 Mr. Mishra, do I look like a writer to you? 28:18.040 --> 28:20.080 You have been sent the notice. So, you should write it. 28:20.160 --> 28:21.560 This is wrong, sir. 28:21.640 --> 28:24.160 You are either lazy or greedy. 28:25.200 --> 28:26.600 Really? 28:27.360 --> 28:29.560 -What do you think I am? -You are both! 28:30.280 --> 28:33.560 I gave you the envelope. You must do the work. 28:33.840 --> 28:35.400 The work is done, sir. 28:37.120 --> 28:39.680 Send a reply to the show cause notice. 28:39.760 --> 28:41.920 I assure you that there will be no enquiry. 28:42.000 --> 28:43.400 That's not done. 28:43.800 --> 28:45.440 How can I write just about anything? 28:45.840 --> 28:47.320 This is about my house. 28:47.440 --> 28:49.640 Would you be so careless if it were about your house? 28:49.720 --> 28:50.960 Mr. Mishra, I am getting late. 28:51.040 --> 28:53.360 I am not here to put up with this nonsense. 28:53.440 --> 28:55.120 Wait, sir. 28:57.280 --> 29:01.480 We have paid tax for the money I just gave you. 29:01.840 --> 29:04.040 I didn't earn it by issuing notices. 29:04.640 --> 29:06.480 I have no ulterior motive either. 29:06.560 --> 29:09.360 I have paid you and demand your service now. 29:12.280 --> 29:16.200 So, you must write a reply to the notice. Okay? 29:17.920 --> 29:20.040 What if I refuse to do it? 29:22.560 --> 29:23.880 Really? 29:24.720 --> 29:28.400 Then you should return the envelope, take your scooter 29:28.640 --> 29:30.480 and leave. 29:30.880 --> 29:32.840 Do you know what I will do when you leave? 29:32.920 --> 29:37.440 I will expose you in my written response. 29:38.120 --> 29:39.360 Who will you write it to? 29:39.440 --> 29:41.080 To your boss, the Bulldozer man. 29:43.760 --> 29:45.640 I know for a fact 29:45.880 --> 29:49.240 that I am not the only victim. There are many. 29:50.040 --> 29:52.760 I'll take signatures from a few of them. 29:52.840 --> 29:56.800 I'll make a few copies of the same and give it to journalist friends of mine. 29:59.400 --> 30:03.280 All this will cost me very little money compared to what I paid you. 30:06.160 --> 30:08.360 I don't care if my house is demolished. 30:09.000 --> 30:13.040 It's great if you build a three-storey house. But your arrogance 30:13.400 --> 30:15.960 should be less than that of mine. 30:22.960 --> 30:26.120 Mr. Mishra, you are getting angry for no reason. 30:26.280 --> 30:28.520 You should've said that you are lazy. 30:28.600 --> 30:31.920 The reply is short. I'll message it to you. Copy it. 30:32.120 --> 30:33.640 I can also send it in writing. 30:33.960 --> 30:36.440 If you have a problem giving me money, Mr. Mishra, 30:36.520 --> 30:38.080 -take it back. -No. 30:38.160 --> 30:39.600 -No. Please take it. -No. 30:39.680 --> 30:42.320 I can't take it back, sir. 30:43.680 --> 30:46.400 You see, I have never given such envelopes to anyone before. 30:46.840 --> 30:51.400 Today, I gave it to you and it has brought such arrogance in me. 30:51.880 --> 30:53.600 Oh. 30:54.000 --> 30:56.120 It feels awesome. 31:00.040 --> 31:04.120 A municipality notice has been issued to the blue scooter parked outside. 31:04.200 --> 31:06.520 Such uncouth people! 31:07.600 --> 31:09.800 Did you issue a lot of notices? 31:10.240 --> 31:11.880 Dad, he seems to be quite angry. 31:11.960 --> 31:14.840 Hey. Brother Anand. 31:15.280 --> 31:16.840 Dad, have you messed with the wrong guy? 31:16.960 --> 31:20.280 Not at all, dear. He is a fraud. 31:21.160 --> 31:23.440 His fear won't let him live. 31:24.200 --> 31:26.240 What if a bulldozer comes to raze our house? 31:26.320 --> 31:27.840 We shall see that. 31:28.000 --> 31:31.640 But I will live peacefully as long as this house is safe. 31:38.600 --> 31:39.600 Want some tea? 31:39.720 --> 31:41.720 Along with cream biscuits. 31:42.800 --> 31:44.840 -Shall I tell you something? -Yes. 31:45.080 --> 31:46.720 You are amazing. 31:46.960 --> 31:50.000 You know how to protect the house and its walls. 31:54.400 --> 31:57.400 Listen. Let's go to the Thursday Market 31:58.000 --> 31:59.320 to buy curtains. 31:59.720 --> 32:00.960 Okay. 32:09.840 --> 32:12.560 'Nation, time, situations.' 32:13.080 --> 32:15.440 'These are terms used in astrology.' 32:15.640 --> 32:19.960 'In order to say that anything is right or wrong, as per these,' 32:20.560 --> 32:24.400 'one must pay attention to the place where a work is being done' 32:24.520 --> 32:28.480 'and also to the time and situation prevailing.' 32:30.240 --> 32:32.280 'Bribe is an addictive evil.' 32:33.000 --> 32:37.480 'The middle class uses it as a necessary evil.' 32:39.080 --> 32:43.040 'A man's fear and self-respect haunts him while accepting bribe' 32:43.920 --> 32:47.920 'but while giving it, a man gets arrogant.' 32:48.520 --> 32:49.960 'The arrogance of giving bribe.' 32:51.160 --> 32:54.360 'Whether this arrogance of Santosh Mishra is good or bad,' 32:54.640 --> 32:56.840 'that is something which' 32:57.200 --> 33:00.800 'the nation, time and situation shall decide.'