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Shravan Kumar.

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Shravan Kumar. Only in name.

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He dodged his responsibility

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and he owes the government Rs.50000.

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But you don't be Shravan
Kumar of modern times.

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For immediate payment
of your electricity bill...

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-Electricity wire!
-Down with the government!

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The government wants
to opt for privatization.

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Because for the government
it's merely paperwork.

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But it will prove to be a
detrimental change for all employees.

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So it's all employees' chief duty to
raise their voice against privatization.

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Those who have participated
in the rally are not demonstrators.

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They are revolutionaries.
Revolutionaries.

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Those who are not participating in
the rally are traitors of labor union.

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Mishra.

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Come and sit for some time.

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What will I do there?

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Okay. I will come in some time.

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You have been evading
it since one month.

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The labor union wishes everybody well.

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Forgo your selfishness
and do a noble deed.

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It's not a noble deed.
It's just a rally.

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-Did you say something?
-No. All I was saying...

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I will come. For sure.

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Let me first go and mark my attendance.

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-Electricity wire!
-Down with the government!

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Electricity wire...

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-Yes.
-Have the reports arrived?

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Not yet. Some have arrived.
Some haven't arrived.

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Okay. Do one thing...

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Tiwari.

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How are you, Annu?

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-Great! You tell me.
-Great!

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I have got chocolate for your son.

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My son doesn't eat chocolate.

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Is that so?

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Shall I go?

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He is talking on the phone.

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With whom?

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He won't tell me that, will he?

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He is MD. He gets calls even from DM.

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Let me talk to him once.
I will arrange a trip to Thailand.

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-For whom?
-For the doctor.

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He has been to Amsterdam.

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And you want to send him to Thailand.

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When did he go to Amsterdam?

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The previous trip was organized by WMR

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The doctor prescribed that
company's tablet in his clinic.

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For the entire year.

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With that money he purchased two plots.

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He converted one plot into parking
space and the other into a warehouse.

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Is that so?

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Okay. Listen.

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You have come with the plan of Thailand.
So forget it.

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There is RO filter.
Drink pure water and leave.

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Listen, Tiwari.

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Let me meet the doctor just once.

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Listen...

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Listen to me, Tiwari. Listen.

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Let me meet him once.

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I will send him to Amsterdam
and you to Thailand.

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-And diet chocolate for your son.
-Hey!

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At least see the CCTV.

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Where is it installed?

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Where is it installed?

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It's okay. I will do.

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Oh man! Gupta!

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Start the generator.

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I hadn't saved the file.

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It's the limit.

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A power cut in the
electricity department.

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Why are you shouting so much,
Mr. Mishra?

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Gupta is at the rally.

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Everybody is supporting it besides you.

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What's the problem?

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No. It's nothing like that, Bade Babu.

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Support the union, Mr. Mishra.

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In the near future if
you face any problem then

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the union won't support you.

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Look, Mr. Mishtra.

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I am your colleague
and your well-wisher.

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That's why I have
come to explain to you.

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If you want to stay in the department,
you will have to support the union.

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The union doesn't
run the department, sir.

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Is that so?

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Who runs it then?

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Okay. Tell me something.

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Who pays us salary?

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-The government.
-So I am supporting the government.

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I am supporting the
one who is paying me salary

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and helping me look after my family.

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And I will always support that.

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It's not good to be so stubborn,
Mr. Mishra.

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No, Bade Babu. I am not being stubborn.

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It's a humble disagreement.

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Nothing else.

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Fine.

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Mr. Mishra.

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LTA!

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Amazing!

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Wow!

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I see.

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-Here.
-Yes.

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Claim it.

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It's pending since three years.
Otherwise it will get cancelled.

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Others?

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Others got their LTA long back.

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-Is that so?
-Yes.

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Return my money.

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Money in the pocket and runs made in
cricket cannot be returned, Mr. Mishra.

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Fine. You will also remember me.

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-Okay. Tell me something.
-Yes.

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Did Bade Babu get it?

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Bade Babu went for the trip too.

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-Is that so?
-He is taking maximum advantage of it.

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He doesn't want to work.
So he is participating in the rally.

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Okay. Who else has got it?

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Sharma. Verma.
Vishwakarma.

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Everybody.

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Yes. That's why I was wondering
where Vishwakarma has gone.

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Everybody goes for a vacation.
It's a country of wanderers.

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The one who doesn't go anywhere
goes to his in-law's place twice a year.

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Oh no! In-law's place
is not a place for vacation.

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That's where Bade Babu had gone.

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-What do you mean?
-His in-laws live in Nainital.

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-I see.
-Yes.

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You are the only honest worker here.

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Officer.

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My sons call me an honest officer.

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What have you planned?
Where are you going?

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-Oh man...
-Don't think so much, Mr. Mishra.

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Go by train and charge flight ticket.

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Smile.

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You have a government job.

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Mr Sharma has come.

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'Congratulations. He has received LTA.'

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'Once in a year or
two years or five years'

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'Rahu meets Ketu and
river meets the bridge.'

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'When the sun sets at dusk'

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'that's when LTA arrives
in middle-class families.'

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'LTA. Meaning, Leave Travel Allowance.'

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'It doesn't arrive alone.'

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'It brings hope along with it.'

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'The hope of a vacation. Of an outing.'

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'If nothing else,
then the hope of buying sweetmeats.'

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'Like today the king of Boondi,
gram flour, cashew nut'

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'square pieces, dry fruits, round
pieces that is, Kalakand will go home.'

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'It will be served
on the plate proudly.'

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'And there will be a dilemma
of whether to eat it alone'

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'or distribute it among the neighbors.'

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"At times plays. At times mischief."

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"Be it crooked or simple."

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"A little rigid. A little entangled."

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"But we grabbed it all the same."

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"A little moist. A little dry."

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"At times happy. At times sad."

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"It dissolves like cardamom."

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"It strikes the cord of the heart."

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"Life was a piggy bank of memories."

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"Life was a piggy bank."

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Where is it written
that when you will get it?

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It's just an intimation letter.
I will have to claim it.

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When will you claim it?

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I will claim it in a few days.

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In how many days?

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Oh man! It's LTA.
It's not quick like whatsapp forward.

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I have received it.
I will claim it at the right time.

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When will the right time come?

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The administration is changing,
Mrs. Shanti.

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You also change.

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'Kalakand' has also not changed.
Did you buy it from Banua, papa?

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No. His sweetmeat is quite pathetic.

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I suspect he adulterates it.

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-With what?
-Intoxicants.

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His sweetmeats sell like hot cakes.

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His stuff is good too.

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But after eating it, you feel very lazy.

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I also ate 'Gulab Jamun' once.
I slept for three days.

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Yes.

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Why did you bring 'Kalakand', papa?

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Did you sell a transformer illegally?

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Hey!

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Your father is an honest man.

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Mummy, after how many
years has papa bought 'Kalakand'?

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After two years. Last time he
had bought it when uncle Pinky had come.

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Your papa has received LTA letter.

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What are you saying? Papa, wow!

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Well done.

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After 4 years.

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After 3 years.
Yes. How much is the LTA?

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Damn it!

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Nobody values the man.

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Everybody is asking only one thing.
How much? How much?

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That's what matters, papa.

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Is that so?
Tell me. How?

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We will get extra money.
We will make an extra room.

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We will get extra toilet and stairs.

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We might even go to Thailand.

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I will take everybody
for a trip to Thailand.

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Son, first let your
next month's salary come.

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I will get voucher for annual trip.

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It's not like your government job.
That I will get LTA after 3 years.

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Are you doing smuggling or a job?

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It's a private job.
That's the beauty, mummy.

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I will get more pension
than your salary.

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We will see when you get pension.

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There is annual
increment in private job.

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And you lose your job also easily.

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You eat dinner and go to sleep. While
you are dreaming, you get the message.

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You are hired.

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-You are fired, papa.
-Exactly.

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Hired and fired.

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Fine. Let's bet and
prove whose job is better.

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Let's bet for Rs.5000.

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Reduce the amount, brother Annu.

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Papa is a traditional
gambler since his childhood.

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-Nonsense.
-I will bet.

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What?

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He will not take us for the trip.

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Let's go then.

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I have got LTA.

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We will use that money for the trip.

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-Where will we go?
-Anywhere. Wherever you say.

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When was the last time
we went for a vacation?

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Last time...

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Last time also you had got LTA.

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You said we will go to Kashmir.

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What happened of that, Mr. Mishra?

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There is tension in Kashmir, mummy.

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What tension?

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Kashmir is India's inseparable part.

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An Indian citizen can
go there whenever he wants.

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Forget Kashmir.
You never took us to Katra.

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It's in the market. If you want,
shall I take you there in the evening?

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-Do you want to go?
-Vaishno Devi's Katra.

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That's also in Kashmir, mummy.

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It's in Jammu.

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Have you done PhD on Kashmir?

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-Every Indian citizen has done that.
-Yes.

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In his youth he used to tell me...
Shanti, I love traveling.

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We will travel a lot after our marriage.

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But in the name of traveling
you haven't gone beyond the park.

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Every year you say that you
will take me on a tour of India.

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A tour of India.

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You haven't even taken
me on a tour of the district.

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Is there anything worth
seeing in the district?

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Yes. There is a zoo.
There is jogger's park.

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There is a national park without trees.

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There is a new bridge
without any water below.

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You take me to the
bridge for 'Chaat' treat.

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It's so dusty that dust enters 'Chaat'.

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And you ask me,
"Shanti, how is the Chaat?"

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That's what you have
been doing dedicatedly.

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Who is that, mummy?

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-Your uncle, son.
-Where does he live?

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When should you speak?

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Where should you speak?
How much should you speak?

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How much you shouldn't speak?
When will you understand all that?

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Do that. Change the topic.

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Keep changing the topic.

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Since you work in electricity department

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you entangle everybody like a wire.

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You always talk about irrelevant topics.

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That's how you have been
mincing words and winning so far.

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Today also you will do as you please.

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What do you want?

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I should tell you that?

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Had you brought sugar free sweets
I would have also eaten it.

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'Food cooked in happiness.
Food cooked in sorrow.'

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'Different food for fasting.'

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'Homemade food for the picnic.'

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'Food that was cooked during fever.'

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'Food that was cooked during festival.'

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'Days, months, years and centuries.'

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'Only food.'

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'The only difference is
that some people only eat food.'

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'And some people only cook food.'

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'You will say it's an old thing.'

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'I thought I will
tell you in a new way.'

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You should have got sugar free.

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Do you even get sugar free sweets?

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Those who have diabetes
eat the same sweetmeat

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morning and evening and say
that their sugar is in control.

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Oh man! How will you placate mother?

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Papa, take mummy to granny's place.

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Pinky is there.

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Then take her out for a movie.

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She won't come for a movie.

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Why?

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She had gone many years ago
when both of you were not even born.

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At that time your mother
loved watching movies.

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Now she doesn't watch movies.

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Mummy stopped watching
movies after we were born.

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After all, you are unlucky.

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I am lucky.

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'Soldier' was the last movie.

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Now even Bobby Deol is
not interested in doing movies.

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He has become a DJ.

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Papa, go and talk to Mummy.

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I have spoken to her many times.

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But she always makes excuses.

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Is it that mummy's
penchant has died, papa?

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I didn't say anything to papa.

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Papa was saying that Banua
mixes intoxicants in his sweetmeats.

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This time I am thinking we
will go to Kanyakumari during winters.

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Both of us will sing that song together.

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"These beautiful valleys."

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What do you say?

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That was Kashmir.

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So what happened?

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I will take you to all places
from Kashmir to Kanyakumari.

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I have three years' LTA pending.
It's a lot of money.

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I don't want to go anywhere.

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Let's go.

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You always thwart my plans.

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Yes. So you make plans.
Let me make food.

00:16:11.920 --> 00:16:13.000 align:center
Today you won't cook food.

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What will you eat?

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We will go out for dinner.

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At whichever restaurant you want.

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I don't want to go anywhere.

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Please come.

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You are under my oath.

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Nothing is going to
happen to you or to me.

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You can keep on giving oath.

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You are under Annu and Aman's oath.

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You are under your sons' oath.

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Please.

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Annu! Aman! The plan is fixed.

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We are going out for dinner.

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Your mother has agreed
to go to the restaurant.

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-Come on.
-Papa, let's go to Dragon Dhaba.

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We will eat 'Litti Chokha'
with schezwan chutney.

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-It will be great.
-When did you go to Dragon Dhaba?

00:17:05.760 --> 00:17:08.040 align:center
Do you see this, papa?
He doesn't remember any formula.

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But he knows the eatery's menu by heart.

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You will sit here
and memorize the formula.

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It's okay. Let him come.

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-No. He has...
-Let's go somewhere

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where there is family atmosphere.

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It's called fine dine.

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Fine. Let's go.

00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:21.080 align:center
There is orchestra.

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You are pronouncing it wrong.

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And classical music is played.

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What's the name?

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Classical restaurant.

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Its three circles ahead
of the round circle.

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Do you want to go? Or shall I cook food?

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We are going.

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Come on. Get ready quickly.

00:17:33.520 --> 00:17:34.880 align:center
-My ID. Give my ID.
-Here.

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Bring my shoes quickly.

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Yes, Bittu.

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Yes. Fine. I am coming.

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Wear anything.
You are going to look ugly, as it is.

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We will use that song. Right?

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Cut. Cut.

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Do this step.

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Do this one.

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No, man.

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Do this one. Look.

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Do it.

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Do you know moonwalk?

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-Aman.
-Coming, mummy.

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Yes. I know.

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Do it.

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Hold on.

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You are doing it superbly, Bittu.

00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:27.960 align:center
How will you become famous?

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You will have to do it badly.

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Only when you do it badly,
will you get views.

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Look.

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Do half moonwalk.

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Like this.

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Like this.

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-Like this.
-Yes.

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Aman, come downstairs.

00:18:43.080 --> 00:18:44.080 align:center
I am coming, mummy.

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-Hold the phone.
-Is it done, Aman?

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-Yes. It's an amazing video.
-I think it's sprained.

00:18:47.680 --> 00:18:48.720 align:center
-What?
-My leg.

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-Where are you going?
-Dinner.

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-Location?
-Fine dine.

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What have you sprayed so much?

00:18:54.960 --> 00:18:55.960 align:center
Cobra.

00:18:56.040 --> 00:18:56.960 align:center
Mummy.

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My beloved, let's go.

00:18:59.520 --> 00:19:01.080 align:center
Look. She is looking beautiful.

00:19:01.320 --> 00:19:02.560 align:center
-Isn't it?
-Your papa didn't even iron his shirt.

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-Yes, papa!
-Amazing!

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Annu's mother.

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Move aside.

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You are looking nice.

00:19:19.600 --> 00:19:21.040 align:center
My cylinder got over.

00:19:21.120 --> 00:19:22.880 align:center
I thought I will exchange it with you.

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I don't have a filled cylinder.

00:19:25.600 --> 00:19:26.880 align:center
The cylinder man had
come day before yesterday.

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He must have come.
But he didn't come to our house.

00:19:28.360 --> 00:19:31.040 align:center
How come? He had come to your house.

00:19:31.120 --> 00:19:33.080 align:center
My cylinder is also about to get over.

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If I give you the cylinder,
how will I cook food?

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Who cooks food and goes out for dinner?

00:19:41.600 --> 00:19:43.720 align:center
How do you know we
are going out for dinner?

00:19:44.080 --> 00:19:45.200 align:center
Don't you know?

00:19:45.280 --> 00:19:47.400 align:center
Aman told Bittu. Bittu told me.

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And I told myself.

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I thought that everybody
stands by you in your grief.

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But the one who shares your
happiness is your true neighbor.

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I thought I won't go. But no.

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Fate didn't want that.

00:19:57.440 --> 00:20:00.320 align:center
As soon as I switched on the gas
the stove released red smoke.

00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:02.560 align:center
I patted it, thumped it and shook it.

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It didn't work.
It got angry.

00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:05.760 align:center
It said, "Take me for a walk."

00:20:05.840 --> 00:20:08.000 align:center
I asked, "Where?" It said,
"To Annu's mother's house."

00:20:08.080 --> 00:20:09.880 align:center
So I brought it here.

00:20:11.840 --> 00:20:14.760 align:center
Annu's papa has got LTA.

00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:17.720 align:center
So we are going out for dinner.

00:20:18.320 --> 00:20:19.840 align:center
Annu's papa.

00:20:20.160 --> 00:20:23.360 align:center
Why are you hiding inside
like an enemy's army?

00:20:23.440 --> 00:20:26.800 align:center
Come out. Take me also out for dinner.

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You...

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No. Just like that.

00:20:31.440 --> 00:20:32.960 align:center
Nowhere. Just...

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It's a get-together.

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It's a nice plan.

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Yes.

00:20:39.280 --> 00:20:41.520 align:center
Brother Aman,
where are we going for dinner?

00:20:43.440 --> 00:20:44.840 align:center
I am also ready.

00:20:44.920 --> 00:20:46.520 align:center
Son, give me.

00:20:46.640 --> 00:20:47.880 align:center
Where are we going for dinner?

00:20:47.960 --> 00:20:49.040 align:center
What are you doing here?

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Shall we go, brother?

00:20:58.120 --> 00:20:59.320 align:center
'Yes. Let's go.'

00:20:59.960 --> 00:21:01.880 align:center
'No. Not with the family.'

00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:03.440 align:center
'But with everybody.'

00:21:04.320 --> 00:21:06.280 align:center
'Middle-class families don't understand'

00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:09.960 align:center
'the notions of me time,
he time and she time.'

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'Middle-class families
believe in we time.'

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'We the people of India.'

00:21:17.880 --> 00:21:19.720 align:center
'Of the people of India.'

00:21:20.440 --> 00:21:22.280 align:center
'For the people of India.'

00:21:22.520 --> 00:21:24.520 align:center
'And by the people of India.'

00:21:25.600 --> 00:21:27.000 align:center
'It's written in the constitution.'

00:21:27.600 --> 00:21:30.080 align:center
'But you must be wondering
that as per the constitution'

00:21:30.800 --> 00:21:35.480 align:center
'Mishra family's fundamental
rights have been flouted here.'

00:21:35.920 --> 00:21:40.280 align:center
'No. If somebody's fundamental
rights have been flouted'

00:21:41.000 --> 00:21:43.320 align:center
'then it's the musicians' rights.'

00:21:44.320 --> 00:21:48.000 align:center
'They have been compelled
to play music in the restaurant'

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'where mushroom dish
has been named Raag Malhar.'

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'Eat it.
The entire country is eating it.'

00:21:58.560 --> 00:21:59.800 align:center
'And smile.'

00:22:00.360 --> 00:22:02.120 align:center
'Because LTA has come.'

00:22:03.080 --> 00:22:04.520 align:center
'It's not a train journey.'

00:22:05.160 --> 00:22:07.400 align:center
'But you can sit in
a fake train compartment'

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'and eat real food.'

00:22:10.440 --> 00:22:12.240 align:center
'And hum that song.'

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'These beautiful valleys and open sky.'