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Hello. I am Ravish Kumar.

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Today I am going to show you the
bioscope of our economical condition.

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The benefit of bioscope
is that you can closely watch

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who is lying about the economical
condition of our country

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and who is speaking the truth.

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Things appear lucid when
you see it in flashback.

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There are so many statements

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Watch what you are doing.

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That's why when you
will go in flashback

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you will understand
who is saying what.

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There are several economists in India.

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There will be more in the future.

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Everybody has built their own model.

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I would like to remind
you of one such unique model.

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It's useless to bang the remote.
Go and bang the TV.

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You can build an economy of billions.

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Come. Let's start
bioscope with flashback.

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Whenever you look in flashback

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you should thank
late Manmohan Desai.

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He was a great director.

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Papa turns on the TV.

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After the interval
he would become Vinod.

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That means, everything changes.

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Not everybody can speak anything.

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Only a few people can speak anything.

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Ecosystem means..

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It doesn't matter.

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You don't watch news.
You only listen to it.

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It's fine for listening.

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It's good that the TV broke down.

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Under this pretext we will get a new TV.

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Yes.

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A 40 inch LCD TV costs Rs.15000.

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Papa, nowadays we get LED bulbs.

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At least buy a HD TV.

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- What do you mean by HD?
- High definition.

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When Rohit Sharma hits a six
the ball appears like a football.

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- What are you saying?
- Yes.

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Listen. Shall we buy it?
What do you say?

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- Yes, mom.
- Say something new.

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What do you mean?

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A house loan also
terminates in 24 years.

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This is still a TV.

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Has it been 24 years to our marriage?

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I don't know about marriage.

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But my dowry has completed 24 years,
Mr. Mishra.

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- I know you had brought dowry with you.
- Yes?

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When? Really?

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You just tell me what you want.

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He talks on the phone the whole day.

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And he returns home late at night.

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What time did he return yesterday?

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Papa, as usual I was
studying till late night.

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He entered the house like a thief.

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When I was about to scream,
he stuffed a sweet ball in my mouth.

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And said it's God's offering.
It will help me in my board exams.

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From where did he bring
sweet balls at midnight?

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He brings four sweet
balls every night.

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He has become the priest's right hand.

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And he is the one who has organized

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the recital of 'Akhand
Ramayana' in the temple.

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Yes. 'Sunderkand'
is being recited outside.

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And 'Lanka Kand' inside the house.

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Is he under the impression
that he is ideal man Lord Ram?

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You are telling me suddenly.
What if I have made some plans?

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It's a long planning.
I will tell you later.

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One week.

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One week is a long time.

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No! No! I will try! Why won't I try?

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If it's about you, I will have to try.

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Yes. Fine.

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Okay. Someone is calling me.
Yes. Fine. Bye.

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Who is that?

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Where?

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- It's me.
- No. You are here, son.

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But whose call was it?

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- Who is the girl?
- It must be the Hariya girl.

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- Whose daughter is she?
- It's Ranu.

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Ranu from flat number 7?

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Are you mad? Shall I slap you?

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Sister Ranu's marriage has been fixed.
She has invited us.

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- Huh?
- Yes.

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- When is her marriage?
- After two weeks.

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- What?
- Our Ranu's marriage.

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Our Ranu's marriage.

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- Yes, Lucky.
- Wow!

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Yes. Tell me.

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So soon?

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Can't you wait for a few days?

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No. I have to go for Ranu's marriage.

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Not Awasthi. My sister.

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I am her brother.

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Nobody else besides me
can sprinkle water on her hand.

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Otherwise I would have tried.

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Won't Tyagi wait?

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No. I need it.
I need the license of gas agency.

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Do one thing.
Talk to him. See if he can wait.

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Tell him to wait for a week.

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She is the last
daughter in our family.

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We will have to go for her marriage.

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Mom, when I used to go
to granny's house in childhood

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sister Ranu used
to take me to the fair.

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Won't I attend her marriage?

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Wonder why Pinky didn't tell us.

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Yes. Pinky didn't tell us.

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Uncle Pinky will have
to spend a lot of money.

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Yes.

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He will conduct the
marriage with great pomp.

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'Wedding. Of a relative.'

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'That too uncle's family.'

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'I hope you understand the
seriousness of the situation.'

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'You see, in our country marriage takes
place not only between two people.'

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'Or two families.'

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'But it involves all the
families related to that family.'

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'Now one uncle can drape
a veil and dance like a firefly.'

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'Another uncle can act like
a fish in his drunken stupor.'

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'Aunt could sulk badly.'

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'All relations are weighed
on the scale of religion.'

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'The CT scan of status is conducted.'

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'You see, fuss was created
in Lord Shankar's marriage too.'

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'They are still humans.'

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We bought these for Ranu...

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I know that scoundrel.

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Wonder whether he has
mentioned the amount or not.

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Pinky is an old fraud.

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Tell me. He is still taking revenge.

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He has sent a message through my son.

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Instead of calling me up personally.

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Do you ever receive his call?

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Has he done anything that
I should receive his call?

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I admit that I don't receive his call.

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He could have given a missed call.

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There are so many
people in our country

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who give a missed
call just to apologize.

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When someone's daughter gets married..

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he sends an envelope
with auspicious rice.

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And see this scoundrel.

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He told the priest to call you up.
And you got ready too.

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- Why won't I get ready?
- Why?

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I have accepted the responsibility.

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The priest was
explaining things to me.

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When someone's daughter gets married
he calls up everybody personally.

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The girl who is getting married
called up your son personally.

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She is a kid.

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She is going to get married
after 10 days. She is not a kid.

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She is a kid.
She was really excited.

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She told me on the phone
that everybody has to come.

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- Marriage takes place only once.
- Yes.

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- Everybody gets married only once.
- Look.

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No, son. Nowadays people
get married twice or thrice.

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Huh? Talk positively.

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Fine.

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Talking nonsense.

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How many guests are coming?

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Papa, 15 Boleros, 20 Qualis, 4 SUVs

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5 top model Magic.

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500 guests are coming.
The priest told me on the phone.

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- Is that so?
- Yes.

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Pinky will have to
incur heavy expenses.

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Mom...uncle Pinky has
buried money under the ground.

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- Is that so? - Yes.
- Did he dig and show you?

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Okay. Tell me something.

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Your informer

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- Priest.
- Yes. Exactly.

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Did he tell you where those
500 guests will be staying?

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Papa, in Bhadohi.
Kishan Adarsh Rastriya Inter College.

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- Yes.
- It's lying vacant.

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Everybody will leave
from there for the hotel.

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Which hotel has Pinky booked?

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It must be written on the card.

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- Where is the card?
- It's coming.

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When will it come?

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- Anytime.
- Why hasn't it arrived yet?

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Papa, why do you act
like a CBI officer on Sunday?

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It's a card.
It will arrive like a card.

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Sister Ranu called up and invited us.

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Let's make preparation to leave.
Why are you arguing so much?

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Papa, sister Ranu
had told me in childhood.

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That she will hire a DJ during
her marriage. And we will dance.

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Yes. You must have been
really smart in childhood.

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Mr. DJ.

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It will be expensive.

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How expensive?

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We have to gift a sari.
I already have it.

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A ring. A pair of Titan watches.

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A stove. A few vessels.

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If we have any silver or brass
vessel, we will gift it.

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It's important to
write the cash amount.

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You have already opened
the register for that.

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What register?

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- Cash register.
- What is that?

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Don't you know that?

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Cash register means revenge register.

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Father. Grandfather. Brother.
Grandpa. Granny. Uncle. Aunt.

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Brother-in-law.
Sister-in-law. Half wife.

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Biological and step relatives.
Be it family or just one person.

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The cash register takes
revenge on everybody's behalf.

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Did you understand?

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- No.
- You are a moron.

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I will explain.

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It's sister Ranu's marriage.

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He will check the
cash register to see

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that last time how much
cash uncle Pinky's family

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had given our family
during any function

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like marriage or wedding or naming
ceremony or baby shower ceremony.

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We will give exactly a rupee more than
that and thus play the game of revenge.

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If uncle Pinky wants
to continue the game

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he will have to give
one rupee more than that..

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during any of our family function
and thus end the game with a tie.

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In other words,
cash register is the biggest gamble

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that's played in the
world with just one rupee.

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- Did you understand?
- No.

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The total bill is
Rs.20000 including cash.

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Add another Rs.4000 for your suit.

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For how long will you dry clean
your wedding suit and wear it?

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No. I will wear it
as long as it's wearable.

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It's not Draupadi's sari
that you are stretching it so much.

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You even got socks
made from its pockets.

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- Buy a new suit this time.
- Yes. You are the bride's uncle.

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- You should look handsome.
- Yes.

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We have only one niece.

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And my salary is limited.

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Papa, we will talk to jeweler Pappu.

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We will fix a monthly amount.

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- Could anybody bind me till date?
- I am talking about jewelry.

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Repay it in monthly installments.

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Papa, the tailor will come tomorrow.

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- You and I will get a nice suit stitched.
- What about me?

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You will wear your school uniform.
You got it new this year.

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Focus on your board exam.

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What has my board exam
got to do with clothes?

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Your time will be wasted
if you get new clothes stitched.

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He has got pre board exam.

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In pre board exam you
get 5% less than board exam.

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His height is also short.
Assume that you will get 10% less.

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- I am 5'6 feet tall.
- Shall I show you your height?

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- Okay. Enough.
- Leave it.

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You tease him a lot.

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Who is it?

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Mom, go and see.

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- Go and see!
- Moron!

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I was saying... leave him.

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- See this.
- Yes. This one.

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Mom!

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Sister Ranu's wedding card.

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- Is it?
- That's so quick.

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Did Pinky send it through a pigeon?

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Look. He saved his money.

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Papa.

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Look.

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He has sent it through speed post.

00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:07.480 align:center
- It's really lovely.
- Yes.

00:10:12.840 --> 00:10:14.520 align:center
It's a pretty color.

00:10:14.640 --> 00:10:16.320 align:center
Pinky's choice is good.

00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:18.840 align:center
It mustn't be his choice.
It must be sister Ranu's choice.

00:10:18.960 --> 00:10:20.600 align:center
Pinky is like that
since his childhood.

00:10:20.800 --> 00:10:23.920 align:center
- Lord Ganesha's image is so pretty
on the card. - It's costly too.

00:10:24.040 --> 00:10:24.920 align:center
Yes.

00:10:25.520 --> 00:10:28.840 align:center
Who spends money? Pinky.

00:10:29.440 --> 00:10:31.520 align:center
Lord Ganesh's image is so good.

00:10:31.640 --> 00:10:32.560 align:center
Isn't it?

00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:35.040 align:center
'What do you think?'

00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:38.720 align:center
'Why did Mr. Mishra's expression
change after seeing the card?'

00:10:39.520 --> 00:10:41.800 align:center
'Guess. Try it.'

00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:43.480 align:center
'Just try.'

00:10:44.240 --> 00:10:45.600 align:center
'You didn't understand.'

00:10:45.720 --> 00:10:47.040 align:center
'Along with family.'

00:10:47.160 --> 00:10:50.480 align:center
'Yes. Along with family
is not written on the card.'

00:10:50.760 --> 00:10:53.520 align:center
'A small town is small only in name.'

00:10:53.640 --> 00:10:56.480 align:center
'But here, people have inflated ego.'

00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:59.960 align:center
'In the near future if United
Nation invents something'

00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:02.120 align:center
'called ego index,'

00:11:02.600 --> 00:11:06.000 align:center
'then our country will
always be at the top.'

00:11:07.920 --> 00:11:11.880 align:center
"Sometimes,
as easy as games of children."

00:11:12.360 --> 00:11:15.560 align:center
"Sometimes it gets
difficult and taxing."

00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:20.360 align:center
"Simple and yet twisted."

00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:24.240 align:center
"But we did hold on."

00:11:24.760 --> 00:11:28.840 align:center
"Sometimes slick,
sometimes it slacked."

00:11:29.080 --> 00:11:32.880 align:center
"Sometimes a bit low
and then high stacked."

00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:37.560 align:center
"A mellow sweetness
that would dissolve."

00:11:37.680 --> 00:11:41.760 align:center
"Or a touch of spice!"

00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:46.080 align:center
"Such is life.
A collection of memories."

00:11:46.400 --> 00:11:50.800 align:center
"Such is life.
A collection of memories."

00:11:55.520 --> 00:11:57.560 align:center
It doesn't have the capacity.

00:11:57.680 --> 00:12:00.040 align:center
On the other hand, two reservoirs

00:12:00.160 --> 00:12:03.360 align:center
or tanks, as they are called, also broke.

00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:06.120 align:center
The entire town got flooded.

00:12:06.240 --> 00:12:08.800 align:center
Rescue operation
had to be carried out.

00:12:08.920 --> 00:12:09.960 align:center
Papa.

00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:12.680 align:center
Papa.

00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:16.920 align:center
Please listen.

00:12:17.160 --> 00:12:20.600 align:center
- What is it?
- Why are you sulking, papa?

00:12:21.000 --> 00:12:23.120 align:center
It's just that 'Along with
family' is not written on it.

00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:26.720 align:center
Sister Ranu had called. The priest
also spoke to me. What else?

00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:30.040 align:center
- The priest is a servant.
- The priest is their driver.

00:12:31.640 --> 00:12:34.440 align:center
They mustn't have any servant at home.
That's why they have called you.

00:12:34.720 --> 00:12:37.080 align:center
You are idle.
Go and work as their servant.

00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:40.080 align:center
A brother has to work
during his sister's marriage.

00:12:40.200 --> 00:12:42.720 align:center
Brother mustn't have seen the card.
He must have been busy.

00:12:42.840 --> 00:12:44.240 align:center
Brother!

00:12:45.280 --> 00:12:47.520 align:center
Not brother. Say fraud.

00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:51.320 align:center
He had thrown fake notes
at my sister's wedding.

00:12:51.440 --> 00:12:53.120 align:center
You have already taken
your revenge for it.

00:12:53.240 --> 00:12:54.880 align:center
It's been 15 years to that incident.

00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:57.120 align:center
Forget it. He is your relative.

00:12:57.240 --> 00:12:59.760 align:center
Had he not been my relative, I would
have strangulated him that day itself.

00:12:59.880 --> 00:13:00.920 align:center
Hey papa!

00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:05.560 align:center
A Scorpio is fast.
And a scooter is slow, Mr. Mishra.

00:13:05.680 --> 00:13:06.640 align:center
Mom..

00:13:14.920 --> 00:13:16.120 align:center
What does the groom do?

00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:19.080 align:center
Baburam Tiwari and Sons.

00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:20.160 align:center
Wholesale dealer of firecrackers.

00:13:20.280 --> 00:13:21.920 align:center
Palash Tiwari is their only son.

00:13:22.040 --> 00:13:24.240 align:center
But Ranu was having
an affair with a watch guy.

00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:27.280 align:center
The watch guy's time was bad.
Uncle Pinky didn't approve of him.

00:13:27.400 --> 00:13:28.720 align:center
She had an affair with the watch guy.

00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:30.080 align:center
And she is marrying
the firecracker guy.

00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:33.160 align:center
Is Pinky forcing Ranu to marry him?

00:13:33.280 --> 00:13:35.680 align:center
Rich people are quite deceptive, son.

00:13:35.800 --> 00:13:40.000 align:center
No, papa. Sister Ranu was very happy.
She told me.

00:13:40.480 --> 00:13:41.760 align:center
- Is that so?
- Mom.

00:13:42.400 --> 00:13:43.880 align:center
The font is so good.

00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:45.680 align:center
Look, uncle has done laser printing.

00:13:45.800 --> 00:13:47.840 align:center
You know a lot about laser printing.

00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:49.240 align:center
Read it.

00:13:53.960 --> 00:13:58.080 align:center
It's an invitation
sent with lots of love.

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O lovely swans.

00:14:02.080 --> 00:14:03.720 align:center
Don't forget to come.

00:14:04.880 --> 00:14:07.400 align:center
Papa, he didn't mention
'Along with family'.

00:14:07.520 --> 00:14:09.000 align:center
Moreover, he has invited swans.

00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:10.920 align:center
- Read further.
- I am reading.

00:14:12.160 --> 00:14:14.320 align:center
The venue.

00:14:14.640 --> 00:14:16.080 align:center
Rajput resort.

00:14:16.560 --> 00:14:18.760 align:center
Wazidpur Tiraha.

00:14:18.880 --> 00:14:20.800 align:center
Rajput. Behind Vanvihar.

00:14:20.920 --> 00:14:21.760 align:center
Yes. That's what written.

00:14:21.880 --> 00:14:24.760 align:center
Papa, it's a 3-star hotel.

00:14:24.880 --> 00:14:26.280 align:center
- There is a swimming pool too.
- Is that so?

00:14:26.400 --> 00:14:28.800 align:center
Look. It's crystal clear.

00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:30.440 align:center
It's a 3-star hotel.

00:14:30.560 --> 00:14:32.200 align:center
Per plate rate must be high.

00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:35.240 align:center
If he invites the entire family,
he will have to spend more money.

00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:36.200 align:center
It's simple.

00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:37.680 align:center
Papa, how much must be per plate rate?

00:14:37.800 --> 00:14:39.240 align:center
It must be more than Rs.1000.

00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:41.840 align:center
500 guests are coming.

00:14:43.400 --> 00:14:45.720 align:center
Papa, catering itself costs 50 lakhs.

00:14:46.840 --> 00:14:49.880 align:center
Why do you add so many zeros?
Deduct it.

00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:51.680 align:center
- Annu, you read it.
- Give me.

00:14:55.480 --> 00:14:57.120 align:center
Hoping to see you there.

00:14:57.440 --> 00:15:00.080 align:center
Chunnu Mishra. Munnu Mishra.
Gunnu Mishra.

00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:03.240 align:center
Annu Mishra.
And entire Mishra family.

00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:04.960 align:center
- Look. Your son's name is mentioned.
- Yes.

00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:08.120 align:center
Fine. You and your son can
go to face disgrace.

00:15:08.400 --> 00:15:10.440 align:center
Arrange chairs. Carry gas cylinder.
Spread mats.

00:15:10.560 --> 00:15:11.680 align:center
What do I care? Go.

00:15:11.800 --> 00:15:14.240 align:center
Papa, I have given commitment.

00:15:14.360 --> 00:15:16.760 align:center
Son, if you have the
face of a supporting actor..

00:15:16.880 --> 00:15:18.840 align:center
..then you shouldn't
recite a superstar's dialogue.

00:15:21.280 --> 00:15:22.120 align:center
What?

00:15:23.840 --> 00:15:24.680 align:center
Aman

00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:28.200 align:center
tell him to give me his phone.

00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:30.880 align:center
- Why?
- Tell him my phone's memory is full.

00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:34.440 align:center
- So?
- Tell him I want to call up aunt.

00:15:38.960 --> 00:15:40.160 align:center
Give it to him.

00:15:42.080 --> 00:15:43.360 align:center
He gave it.

00:15:50.400 --> 00:15:54.720 align:center
Can't you make calls
if the phone's memory is full?

00:15:56.280 --> 00:15:58.240 align:center
He duped you.

00:15:58.360 --> 00:15:59.680 align:center
His phone's balance
must have got over.

00:15:59.800 --> 00:16:00.960 align:center
Now he will finish
off your phone's balance.

00:16:01.080 --> 00:16:04.000 align:center
He is just like his uncle.

00:16:04.920 --> 00:16:06.720 align:center
Both of them are frauds.

00:16:06.840 --> 00:16:08.000 align:center
Yes. Hello.

00:16:08.840 --> 00:16:10.960 align:center
It's brother Annu. It's not Aman.

00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:13.280 align:center
Give the phone to aunt.

00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:16.880 align:center
Come on. Why do you
answer everybody's phone?

00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:21.680 align:center
Bro, next time I come,
I will bring lollipop for you.

00:16:21.800 --> 00:16:25.360 align:center
And toy gun and balloon too.

00:16:25.480 --> 00:16:27.520 align:center
Hello. This is brother Aman.

00:16:27.640 --> 00:16:29.360 align:center
Give the phone to aunt.
See, he will give it now.

00:16:30.560 --> 00:16:31.480 align:center
Yes. Give her the phone.

00:16:32.160 --> 00:16:33.280 align:center
Put the speaker on.

00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:35.840 align:center
Yes, aunt.
Hello.

00:16:36.520 --> 00:16:38.200 align:center
Did you receive sister
Ranu's wedding card?

00:16:38.320 --> 00:16:40.040 align:center
Put the speaker on.
I also want to talk.

00:16:40.160 --> 00:16:42.520 align:center
Aunt, I am putting the speaker on.
Here. Mom is also here.

00:16:43.640 --> 00:16:45.360 align:center
Yes. I got the card.

00:16:45.640 --> 00:16:47.080 align:center
Whose name is written on the card?

00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:48.960 align:center
What do you mean by
whose name is written?

00:16:49.080 --> 00:16:51.040 align:center
Your uncle's name is written.

00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:53.480 align:center
What is written in front of the name?

00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:56.000 align:center
The pin code is written
in front of the name.

00:16:56.120 --> 00:16:58.120 align:center
What is written above
the pin code, aunt?

00:16:58.240 --> 00:17:00.040 align:center
Our address is written
above the pin code.

00:17:00.160 --> 00:17:02.240 align:center
Ram Raiya.
Post Guljarganj.

00:17:02.360 --> 00:17:05.680 align:center
What is written between the
address and the pin code, aunt?

00:17:05.800 --> 00:17:09.280 align:center
There is a comma between
the address and the pin code.

00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:10.560 align:center
Are you dim-witted?

00:17:10.680 --> 00:17:12.240 align:center
- Annu!
- Talk to mom.

00:17:12.600 --> 00:17:16.000 align:center
Manju, is 'Along with family'
written on the card or not?

00:17:18.160 --> 00:17:20.960 align:center
Yes. Yes. It's written.

00:17:22.120 --> 00:17:24.320 align:center
Is this something to ask, sister?

00:17:24.440 --> 00:17:26.040 align:center
'Along with family'
will obviously be written.

00:17:26.160 --> 00:17:27.160 align:center
Yes.

00:17:28.840 --> 00:17:31.560 align:center
'Along with family'
is written on your card.

00:17:32.040 --> 00:17:35.440 align:center
Whereas only Annu's papa's
name is written on our card.

00:17:36.400 --> 00:17:38.880 align:center
And the person whose
name is written on the card

00:17:40.040 --> 00:17:41.480 align:center
has to attend the marriage.

00:17:42.080 --> 00:17:44.040 align:center
Even if 'Along with family'
had not been mentioned

00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:45.520 align:center
we would have still
gone for the marriage.

00:17:45.640 --> 00:17:49.080 align:center
It's our niece's marriage.
You are over thinking.

00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:52.160 align:center
Hello.
Sister.

00:17:52.880 --> 00:17:56.680 align:center
- Annu.
- Yes, aunt Manju. I will call you back.

00:17:57.920 --> 00:17:59.600 align:center
Hello. I am Ravish Kumar.

00:17:59.800 --> 00:18:04.760 align:center
[News Playing on the TV]

00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:07.400 align:center
[News Playing on the TV]

00:18:07.520 --> 00:18:10.920 align:center
Is uncle Pinky still
taking revenge from him?

00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:15.520 align:center
What would he have
lost if he had written

00:18:15.640 --> 00:18:17.160 align:center
'Along with family' on the card?

00:18:17.760 --> 00:18:19.200 align:center
He is so busy.

00:18:19.560 --> 00:18:21.760 align:center
One has to personally write
cards for one's relatives.

00:18:22.560 --> 00:18:24.720 align:center
Seems like he told one
of his workers to write the card.

00:18:24.840 --> 00:18:26.600 align:center
Yes. Uncle Pinky did the right thing.

00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:28.160 align:center
Poor man has studied till 5th grade.

00:18:28.280 --> 00:18:29.840 align:center
What else can we expect from him?

00:18:29.960 --> 00:18:31.280 align:center
How could he have written
the card personally?

00:18:31.400 --> 00:18:33.480 align:center
If he couldn't write personally,
he could have at least called up.

00:18:33.600 --> 00:18:35.800 align:center
At least the person whose
name is mentioned can go.

00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:37.760 align:center
Shall we call up Pinky?

00:18:37.880 --> 00:18:39.520 align:center
Do you think he will go?

00:18:39.800 --> 00:18:41.120 align:center
He is extremely furious.

00:18:41.240 --> 00:18:43.480 align:center
He won't move from there
even if God calls him.

00:18:43.600 --> 00:18:45.480 align:center
Mom, I am really scared.

00:18:45.600 --> 00:18:47.120 align:center
What if papa harms himself?

00:18:47.240 --> 00:18:49.520 align:center
- Papa!
- Keep your mouth shut.

00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:51.040 align:center
Crazy fellow.

00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:53.560 align:center
[ringtone]

00:18:55.480 --> 00:18:57.920 align:center
Uncle Pinky didn't write 'Along
with family' on the card, Ranu.

00:18:58.040 --> 00:18:59.920 align:center
Yes. I know. Give the phone to uncle.

00:19:00.040 --> 00:19:01.120 align:center
Ranu.

00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:02.720 align:center
He is watching TV.

00:19:02.840 --> 00:19:05.920 align:center
Aunt Manju told me everything.

00:19:06.040 --> 00:19:07.880 align:center
I will say sorry to uncle.

00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:10.840 align:center
Dear, he has shut the door.

00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:12.720 align:center
Tell him that it's Ranu's call.

00:19:15.240 --> 00:19:17.480 align:center
Papa, Ranu wants to talk to you.

00:19:19.120 --> 00:19:19.960 align:center
Sorry.

00:19:20.680 --> 00:19:22.160 align:center
She is saying sorry.

00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:31.280 align:center
Why are you thinking
about the old enmity, uncle?

00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:33.600 align:center
Papa is scared of you.

00:19:34.040 --> 00:19:35.560 align:center
He pretends to be brave.

00:19:35.680 --> 00:19:36.760 align:center
But if you come in front of him

00:19:36.880 --> 00:19:39.200 align:center
his plight will be the
same as it was 10 years ago.

00:19:39.800 --> 00:19:41.840 align:center
I remember that wedding really well.

00:19:42.480 --> 00:19:46.320 align:center
When he threw money at
your face you didn't keep quiet.

00:19:46.840 --> 00:19:49.840 align:center
You carried my papa and
threw him in the gutter.

00:19:49.960 --> 00:19:51.880 align:center
No, dear.

00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:55.120 align:center
I taught him a nice lesson.

00:19:56.400 --> 00:19:58.000 align:center
Your father Pinky

00:19:58.120 --> 00:20:02.360 align:center
threw fake money on my face
during my sister's marriage.

00:20:02.680 --> 00:20:04.920 align:center
That's why I got angry, dear.
It's nothing else.

00:20:05.040 --> 00:20:06.440 align:center
Whatever it is.

00:20:06.760 --> 00:20:08.880 align:center
Will you vent out all
your anger on my wedding?

00:20:09.000 --> 00:20:11.600 align:center
No, dear. I am not angry with you.

00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:13.200 align:center
It's nothing like that, dear.

00:20:14.840 --> 00:20:16.040 align:center
I wanted to

00:20:17.000 --> 00:20:19.120 align:center
know something, dear.

00:20:19.640 --> 00:20:20.440 align:center
Yes?

00:20:20.760 --> 00:20:22.720 align:center
Tell me the truth. Okay?

00:20:22.840 --> 00:20:24.080 align:center
Place your hand on your heart.

00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:29.480 align:center
Pinky didn't write on
the card purposely, right?

00:20:29.800 --> 00:20:31.040 align:center
'Along with family'

00:20:31.600 --> 00:20:33.440 align:center
Forget it.

00:20:33.560 --> 00:20:35.240 align:center
- You simply come.
- No, dear. You are under my oath.

00:20:35.360 --> 00:20:36.360 align:center
You will have to tell me.

00:20:37.280 --> 00:20:38.120 align:center
Hey!

00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:44.160 align:center
He did it purposely.

00:20:46.320 --> 00:20:47.880 align:center
But I didn't know.

00:20:48.800 --> 00:20:50.520 align:center
Okay. Forget that.

00:20:50.640 --> 00:20:52.520 align:center
I am sending a new card with
'Along with family' written on it.

00:20:52.640 --> 00:20:54.080 align:center
All of you have to come. That's it.

00:20:54.200 --> 00:20:56.600 align:center
Okay. I have to leave because
the makeup lady is waiting

00:20:56.720 --> 00:20:57.840 align:center
And I have to apply
henna on my hands too.

00:20:57.960 --> 00:20:59.120 align:center
You have to come.

00:21:03.520 --> 00:21:05.920 align:center
What did I say?

00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:11.840 align:center
Come on.

00:21:13.360 --> 00:21:15.120 align:center
Call your tailor now.

00:21:17.560 --> 00:21:19.080 align:center
Not mine, yours.

00:21:19.440 --> 00:21:20.800 align:center
Why? Why not yours?

00:21:23.600 --> 00:21:25.360 align:center
Uncle is very rich.

00:21:26.600 --> 00:21:28.840 align:center
He will get many boys
like me to do his work.

00:21:29.720 --> 00:21:32.000 align:center
He can get the work done
and make the arrangements too.

00:21:34.080 --> 00:21:36.720 align:center
But papa,
the firecrackers that I had booked

00:21:36.960 --> 00:21:38.440 align:center
he won't find anything like that.

00:21:40.640 --> 00:21:43.080 align:center
Let me see how many crackers
burst during Ranu's marriage.

00:21:45.720 --> 00:21:46.960 align:center
I am idle.

00:21:47.320 --> 00:21:49.040 align:center
But I am not useless.

00:21:49.160 --> 00:21:51.040 align:center
Hey son! What..

00:21:51.240 --> 00:21:52.400 align:center
I have my board exams.

00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:54.680 align:center
I also won't be able to go.

00:21:55.360 --> 00:21:59.480 align:center
As it is, my name is not written along
with Chunnu, Munnu, Gannu Mishra.

00:22:04.720 --> 00:22:09.000 align:center
Pinky did the wrong thing.

00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:13.840 align:center
I didn't know my brother will do that.

00:22:14.360 --> 00:22:15.800 align:center
Why are you..

00:22:15.920 --> 00:22:18.880 align:center
If the kids stay here who
will look after them?

00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:24.480 align:center
Now I don't even feel
like attending the wedding.

00:22:27.520 --> 00:22:28.440 align:center
What..

00:22:29.480 --> 00:22:31.000 align:center
Oh man!

00:22:48.040 --> 00:22:49.760 align:center
'I must say.'

00:22:50.040 --> 00:22:52.560 align:center
'By not attending the marriage,
Mishra family'

00:22:52.680 --> 00:22:56.520 align:center
'has killed not two, but
two and a half birds with one stone.'

00:22:57.360 --> 00:22:59.800 align:center
'Papa killed the first bird.'

00:23:00.080 --> 00:23:03.840 align:center
'It's a girl's marriage.
Somebody will have to go.'

00:23:04.120 --> 00:23:07.720 align:center
'This ritual needs to
be followed beautifully.'

00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:11.920 align:center
'Mom killed the second bird.'

00:23:12.240 --> 00:23:15.360 align:center
'Uncle Pinky will
remember it all his life.'

00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:21.000 align:center
'That his own sister didn't
attend his own daughter's wedding.'

00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:24.720 align:center
'Annu Mishra killed
the remaining half bird'

00:23:24.840 --> 00:23:27.760 align:center
'at the end moment
by changing his stance.'

00:23:28.560 --> 00:23:32.480 align:center
'So the one who had
to do chores at the wedding'

00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:35.640 align:center
'is looking for a job.'

00:23:36.440 --> 00:23:38.600 align:center
'And the one who had
to attend all functions'

00:23:38.720 --> 00:23:42.640 align:center
'right from musical function
to seeing off the bride'

00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:46.760 align:center
'that mother is cooking
kidney beans in the kitchen.'

00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:52.560 align:center
'And the father who didn't
want to go in the first place'

00:23:52.680 --> 00:23:56.360 align:center
'will wear Nehru coat
and do snake dance.'

00:23:56.720 --> 00:24:00.640 align:center
'That's how the great
Indian middle-class family'

00:24:00.760 --> 00:24:03.200 align:center
'safeguarded its ego beautifully'

00:24:03.320 --> 00:24:07.720 align:center
'and once again took
revenge from its relatives.'

00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:11.360 align:center
'That too along with the family.'