WEBVTT 00:10.160 --> 00:11.400 Hello. I am Ravish Kumar. 00:11.520 --> 00:15.960 Today I am going to show you the bioscope of our economical condition. 00:16.080 --> 00:18.360 The benefit of bioscope is that you can closely watch 00:18.480 --> 00:23.560 who is lying about the economical condition of our country 00:23.680 --> 00:25.720 and who is speaking the truth. 00:26.120 --> 00:29.680 Things appear lucid when you see it in flashback. 00:29.800 --> 00:32.080 There are so many statements 00:32.440 --> 00:33.640 Watch what you are doing. 00:34.080 --> 00:36.320 That's why when you will go in flashback 00:36.440 --> 00:39.200 you will understand who is saying what. 00:39.640 --> 00:42.680 There are several economists in India. 00:42.800 --> 00:44.000 There will be more in the future. 00:44.120 --> 00:46.080 Everybody has built their own model. 00:46.200 --> 00:49.680 I would like to remind you of one such unique model. 00:49.800 --> 00:52.360 It's useless to bang the remote. Go and bang the TV. 00:52.560 --> 00:56.400 You can build an economy of billions. 00:56.520 --> 01:00.200 Come. Let's start bioscope with flashback. 01:00.680 --> 01:02.440 Whenever you look in flashback 01:02.560 --> 01:05.920 you should thank late Manmohan Desai. 01:06.240 --> 01:07.480 He was a great director. 01:07.680 --> 01:09.840 Papa turns on the TV. 01:11.360 --> 01:13.720 After the interval he would become Vinod. 01:14.080 --> 01:15.720 That means, everything changes. 01:15.840 --> 01:18.440 Not everybody can speak anything. 01:18.560 --> 01:20.800 Only a few people can speak anything. 01:21.160 --> 01:23.200 Ecosystem means.. 01:23.320 --> 01:24.720 It doesn't matter. 01:24.840 --> 01:27.280 You don't watch news. You only listen to it. 01:27.400 --> 01:29.160 It's fine for listening. 01:31.760 --> 01:33.600 It's good that the TV broke down. 01:33.720 --> 01:35.360 Under this pretext we will get a new TV. 01:35.480 --> 01:36.440 Yes. 01:37.040 --> 01:39.120 A 40 inch LCD TV costs Rs.15000. 01:39.240 --> 01:41.600 Papa, nowadays we get LED bulbs. 01:41.760 --> 01:43.760 At least buy a HD TV. 01:43.960 --> 01:45.720 - What do you mean by HD? - High definition. 01:45.840 --> 01:48.520 When Rohit Sharma hits a six the ball appears like a football. 01:48.640 --> 01:49.920 - What are you saying? - Yes. 01:50.040 --> 01:53.000 Listen. Shall we buy it? What do you say? 01:53.120 --> 01:54.720 - Yes, mom. - Say something new. 01:54.840 --> 01:55.640 What do you mean? 01:56.120 --> 01:58.040 A house loan also terminates in 24 years. 01:58.160 --> 01:59.360 This is still a TV. 01:59.760 --> 02:02.280 Has it been 24 years to our marriage? 02:02.840 --> 02:04.280 I don't know about marriage. 02:04.440 --> 02:06.640 But my dowry has completed 24 years, Mr. Mishra. 02:07.480 --> 02:10.480 - I know you had brought dowry with you. - Yes? 02:11.120 --> 02:13.400 When? Really? 02:13.840 --> 02:15.680 You just tell me what you want. 02:15.800 --> 02:17.400 He talks on the phone the whole day. 02:17.760 --> 02:19.160 And he returns home late at night. 02:20.320 --> 02:21.920 What time did he return yesterday? 02:23.760 --> 02:27.400 Papa, as usual I was studying till late night. 02:27.800 --> 02:29.960 He entered the house like a thief. 02:30.240 --> 02:32.920 When I was about to scream, he stuffed a sweet ball in my mouth. 02:33.040 --> 02:35.320 And said it's God's offering. It will help me in my board exams. 02:36.000 --> 02:38.520 From where did he bring sweet balls at midnight? 02:38.640 --> 02:41.000 He brings four sweet balls every night. 02:41.120 --> 02:42.880 He has become the priest's right hand. 02:43.000 --> 02:44.920 And he is the one who has organized 02:45.040 --> 02:46.400 the recital of 'Akhand Ramayana' in the temple. 02:46.520 --> 02:48.280 Yes. 'Sunderkand' is being recited outside. 02:48.400 --> 02:49.880 And 'Lanka Kand' inside the house. 02:50.640 --> 02:52.920 Is he under the impression that he is ideal man Lord Ram? 02:53.040 --> 02:56.680 You are telling me suddenly. What if I have made some plans? 02:57.120 --> 02:59.600 It's a long planning. I will tell you later. 03:01.280 --> 03:02.360 One week. 03:02.840 --> 03:04.880 One week is a long time. 03:05.480 --> 03:07.520 No! No! I will try! Why won't I try? 03:07.640 --> 03:09.560 If it's about you, I will have to try. 03:10.720 --> 03:11.840 Yes. Fine. 03:12.120 --> 03:14.760 Okay. Someone is calling me. Yes. Fine. Bye. 03:16.360 --> 03:17.480 Who is that? 03:18.200 --> 03:19.280 Where? 03:19.640 --> 03:21.280 - It's me. - No. You are here, son. 03:21.400 --> 03:22.720 But whose call was it? 03:22.840 --> 03:24.720 - Who is the girl? - It must be the Hariya girl. 03:24.840 --> 03:27.520 - Whose daughter is she? - It's Ranu. 03:27.800 --> 03:28.640 Ranu from flat number 7? 03:28.760 --> 03:29.680 Are you mad? Shall I slap you? 03:29.800 --> 03:32.120 Sister Ranu's marriage has been fixed. She has invited us. 03:32.240 --> 03:33.800 - Huh? - Yes. 03:33.920 --> 03:35.800 - When is her marriage? - After two weeks. 03:35.920 --> 03:37.160 - What? - Our Ranu's marriage. 03:37.280 --> 03:39.400 Our Ranu's marriage. 03:39.520 --> 03:41.440 - Yes, Lucky. - Wow! 03:42.280 --> 03:43.200 Yes. Tell me. 03:43.720 --> 03:44.600 So soon? 03:45.400 --> 03:46.520 Can't you wait for a few days? 03:47.120 --> 03:48.800 No. I have to go for Ranu's marriage. 03:48.920 --> 03:50.360 Not Awasthi. My sister. 03:51.080 --> 03:52.360 I am her brother. 03:52.640 --> 03:55.560 Nobody else besides me can sprinkle water on her hand. 03:55.680 --> 03:57.320 Otherwise I would have tried. 03:58.880 --> 04:00.280 Won't Tyagi wait? 04:01.480 --> 04:04.880 No. I need it. I need the license of gas agency. 04:05.000 --> 04:07.560 Do one thing. Talk to him. See if he can wait. 04:07.840 --> 04:08.960 Tell him to wait for a week. 04:09.080 --> 04:10.720 She is the last daughter in our family. 04:10.840 --> 04:12.000 We will have to go for her marriage. 04:12.120 --> 04:13.800 Mom, when I used to go to granny's house in childhood 04:13.920 --> 04:15.560 sister Ranu used to take me to the fair. 04:15.680 --> 04:17.720 Won't I attend her marriage? 04:17.960 --> 04:20.400 Wonder why Pinky didn't tell us. 04:20.760 --> 04:23.320 Yes. Pinky didn't tell us. 04:24.040 --> 04:25.560 Uncle Pinky will have to spend a lot of money. 04:25.680 --> 04:26.600 Yes. 04:26.760 --> 04:28.960 He will conduct the marriage with great pomp. 04:31.560 --> 04:34.320 'Wedding. Of a relative.' 04:34.920 --> 04:37.320 'That too uncle's family.' 04:38.240 --> 04:41.360 'I hope you understand the seriousness of the situation.' 04:42.720 --> 04:46.760 'You see, in our country marriage takes place not only between two people.' 04:47.080 --> 04:49.000 'Or two families.' 04:49.360 --> 04:53.240 'But it involves all the families related to that family.' 04:53.480 --> 04:56.760 'Now one uncle can drape a veil and dance like a firefly.' 04:56.880 --> 04:59.640 'Another uncle can act like a fish in his drunken stupor.' 04:59.760 --> 05:02.840 'Aunt could sulk badly.' 05:03.560 --> 05:06.640 'All relations are weighed on the scale of religion.' 05:07.200 --> 05:09.400 'The CT scan of status is conducted.' 05:10.120 --> 05:13.640 'You see, fuss was created in Lord Shankar's marriage too.' 05:14.160 --> 05:16.240 'They are still humans.' 05:19.120 --> 05:20.960 We bought these for Ranu... 05:25.200 --> 05:27.240 I know that scoundrel. 05:27.920 --> 05:30.120 Wonder whether he has mentioned the amount or not. 05:30.240 --> 05:32.040 Pinky is an old fraud. 05:32.320 --> 05:34.240 Tell me. He is still taking revenge. 05:34.960 --> 05:37.280 He has sent a message through my son. 05:37.400 --> 05:39.000 Instead of calling me up personally. 05:39.120 --> 05:40.520 Do you ever receive his call? 05:40.640 --> 05:42.640 Has he done anything that I should receive his call? 05:43.800 --> 05:46.360 I admit that I don't receive his call. 05:47.200 --> 05:49.000 He could have given a missed call. 05:49.600 --> 05:51.080 There are so many people in our country 05:51.200 --> 05:53.200 who give a missed call just to apologize. 05:54.760 --> 05:55.960 When someone's daughter gets married.. 05:56.080 --> 05:58.200 he sends an envelope with auspicious rice. 05:58.600 --> 06:00.000 And see this scoundrel. 06:00.960 --> 06:03.840 He told the priest to call you up. And you got ready too. 06:03.960 --> 06:05.120 - Why won't I get ready? - Why? 06:05.240 --> 06:06.400 I have accepted the responsibility. 06:06.520 --> 06:07.480 The priest was explaining things to me. 06:07.600 --> 06:09.720 When someone's daughter gets married he calls up everybody personally. 06:09.840 --> 06:12.400 The girl who is getting married called up your son personally. 06:12.520 --> 06:13.760 She is a kid. 06:13.880 --> 06:16.680 She is going to get married after 10 days. She is not a kid. 06:16.800 --> 06:18.400 She is a kid. She was really excited. 06:18.520 --> 06:19.640 She told me on the phone that everybody has to come. 06:19.760 --> 06:21.160 - Marriage takes place only once. - Yes. 06:21.640 --> 06:23.040 - Everybody gets married only once. - Look. 06:23.160 --> 06:25.280 No, son. Nowadays people get married twice or thrice. 06:25.400 --> 06:27.280 Huh? Talk positively. 06:28.160 --> 06:28.960 Fine. 06:30.440 --> 06:31.760 Talking nonsense. 06:31.880 --> 06:35.400 How many guests are coming? 06:35.600 --> 06:39.280 Papa, 15 Boleros, 20 Qualis, 4 SUVs 06:39.400 --> 06:40.760 5 top model Magic. 06:40.880 --> 06:43.120 500 guests are coming. The priest told me on the phone. 06:43.240 --> 06:44.560 - Is that so? - Yes. 06:44.680 --> 06:46.280 Pinky will have to incur heavy expenses. 06:46.400 --> 06:50.120 Mom...uncle Pinky has buried money under the ground. 06:50.240 --> 06:52.440 - Is that so? - Yes. - Did he dig and show you? 06:52.560 --> 06:53.720 Okay. Tell me something. 06:54.040 --> 06:55.240 Your informer 06:55.360 --> 06:57.240 - Priest. - Yes. Exactly. 06:57.360 --> 06:59.480 Did he tell you where those 500 guests will be staying? 06:59.600 --> 07:02.120 Papa, in Bhadohi. Kishan Adarsh Rastriya Inter College. 07:02.240 --> 07:03.840 - Yes. - It's lying vacant. 07:04.320 --> 07:06.600 Everybody will leave from there for the hotel. 07:07.640 --> 07:09.120 Which hotel has Pinky booked? 07:09.240 --> 07:11.160 It must be written on the card. 07:11.280 --> 07:13.000 - Where is the card? - It's coming. 07:13.240 --> 07:14.080 When will it come? 07:14.400 --> 07:15.800 - Anytime. - Why hasn't it arrived yet? 07:15.920 --> 07:19.000 Papa, why do you act like a CBI officer on Sunday? 07:19.120 --> 07:20.680 It's a card. It will arrive like a card. 07:20.880 --> 07:22.240 Sister Ranu called up and invited us. 07:22.360 --> 07:24.040 Let's make preparation to leave. Why are you arguing so much? 07:24.160 --> 07:25.800 Papa, sister Ranu had told me in childhood. 07:25.920 --> 07:28.080 That she will hire a DJ during her marriage. And we will dance. 07:28.200 --> 07:30.720 Yes. You must have been really smart in childhood. 07:30.840 --> 07:32.320 Mr. DJ. 07:33.000 --> 07:34.040 It will be expensive. 07:34.160 --> 07:36.320 How expensive? 07:36.440 --> 07:38.200 We have to gift a sari. I already have it. 07:38.360 --> 07:40.080 A ring. A pair of Titan watches. 07:40.200 --> 07:42.040 A stove. A few vessels. 07:42.160 --> 07:44.280 If we have any silver or brass vessel, we will gift it. 07:44.400 --> 07:45.960 It's important to write the cash amount. 07:46.080 --> 07:48.240 You have already opened the register for that. 07:48.480 --> 07:49.520 What register? 07:49.720 --> 07:51.480 - Cash register. - What is that? 07:51.600 --> 07:53.080 Don't you know that? 07:53.320 --> 07:56.320 Cash register means revenge register. 07:56.800 --> 08:00.520 Father. Grandfather. Brother. Grandpa. Granny. Uncle. Aunt. 08:00.640 --> 08:02.440 Brother-in-law. Sister-in-law. Half wife. 08:02.560 --> 08:04.600 Biological and step relatives. Be it family or just one person. 08:04.720 --> 08:07.400 The cash register takes revenge on everybody's behalf. 08:07.920 --> 08:09.240 Did you understand? 08:09.440 --> 08:12.000 - No. - You are a moron. 08:12.480 --> 08:13.480 I will explain. 08:13.680 --> 08:14.840 It's sister Ranu's marriage. 08:14.960 --> 08:16.320 He will check the cash register to see 08:16.440 --> 08:18.200 that last time how much cash uncle Pinky's family 08:18.320 --> 08:19.600 had given our family during any function 08:19.720 --> 08:23.360 like marriage or wedding or naming ceremony or baby shower ceremony. 08:23.480 --> 08:26.920 We will give exactly a rupee more than that and thus play the game of revenge. 08:27.160 --> 08:30.120 If uncle Pinky wants to continue the game 08:30.240 --> 08:32.240 he will have to give one rupee more than that.. 08:32.360 --> 08:35.520 during any of our family function and thus end the game with a tie. 08:35.760 --> 08:39.600 In other words, cash register is the biggest gamble 08:39.720 --> 08:42.600 that's played in the world with just one rupee. 08:42.720 --> 08:44.520 - Did you understand? - No. 08:44.640 --> 08:49.160 The total bill is Rs.20000 including cash. 08:49.440 --> 08:51.560 Add another Rs.4000 for your suit. 08:51.760 --> 08:55.240 For how long will you dry clean your wedding suit and wear it? 08:55.360 --> 08:56.960 No. I will wear it as long as it's wearable. 08:57.080 --> 08:59.440 It's not Draupadi's sari that you are stretching it so much. 08:59.560 --> 09:01.080 You even got socks made from its pockets. 09:01.200 --> 09:03.920 - Buy a new suit this time. - Yes. You are the bride's uncle. 09:04.040 --> 09:05.040 - You should look handsome. - Yes. 09:05.160 --> 09:06.200 We have only one niece. 09:06.320 --> 09:07.640 And my salary is limited. 09:07.760 --> 09:09.720 Papa, we will talk to jeweler Pappu. 09:09.840 --> 09:11.120 We will fix a monthly amount. 09:11.240 --> 09:13.880 - Could anybody bind me till date? - I am talking about jewelry. 09:14.000 --> 09:15.880 Repay it in monthly installments. 09:16.080 --> 09:17.400 Papa, the tailor will come tomorrow. 09:17.520 --> 09:20.360 - You and I will get a nice suit stitched. - What about me? 09:20.480 --> 09:23.200 You will wear your school uniform. You got it new this year. 09:23.320 --> 09:24.120 Focus on your board exam. 09:24.240 --> 09:25.240 What has my board exam got to do with clothes? 09:25.360 --> 09:27.360 Your time will be wasted if you get new clothes stitched. 09:27.480 --> 09:28.360 He has got pre board exam. 09:28.480 --> 09:30.200 In pre board exam you get 5% less than board exam. 09:30.320 --> 09:32.560 His height is also short. Assume that you will get 10% less. 09:32.680 --> 09:34.480 - I am 5'6 feet tall. - Shall I show you your height? 09:34.600 --> 09:36.320 - Okay. Enough. - Leave it. 09:36.440 --> 09:38.120 You tease him a lot. 09:39.520 --> 09:40.400 Who is it? 09:40.760 --> 09:41.520 Mom, go and see. 09:41.640 --> 09:42.920 - Go and see! - Moron! 09:43.640 --> 09:45.760 I was saying... leave him. 09:45.880 --> 09:47.720 - See this. - Yes. This one. 09:47.840 --> 09:48.880 Mom! 09:49.000 --> 09:50.520 Sister Ranu's wedding card. 09:50.640 --> 09:52.440 - Is it? - That's so quick. 09:52.800 --> 09:55.520 Did Pinky send it through a pigeon? 09:56.120 --> 09:58.720 Look. He saved his money. 09:59.440 --> 10:00.640 Papa. 10:01.000 --> 10:02.040 Look. 10:03.120 --> 10:05.120 He has sent it through speed post. 10:05.320 --> 10:07.480 - It's really lovely. - Yes. 10:12.840 --> 10:14.520 It's a pretty color. 10:14.640 --> 10:16.320 Pinky's choice is good. 10:16.440 --> 10:18.840 It mustn't be his choice. It must be sister Ranu's choice. 10:18.960 --> 10:20.600 Pinky is like that since his childhood. 10:20.800 --> 10:23.920 - Lord Ganesha's image is so pretty on the card. - It's costly too. 10:24.040 --> 10:24.920 Yes. 10:25.520 --> 10:28.840 Who spends money? Pinky. 10:29.440 --> 10:31.520 Lord Ganesh's image is so good. 10:31.640 --> 10:32.560 Isn't it? 10:33.440 --> 10:35.040 'What do you think?' 10:35.360 --> 10:38.720 'Why did Mr. Mishra's expression change after seeing the card?' 10:39.520 --> 10:41.800 'Guess. Try it.' 10:42.240 --> 10:43.480 'Just try.' 10:44.240 --> 10:45.600 'You didn't understand.' 10:45.720 --> 10:47.040 'Along with family.' 10:47.160 --> 10:50.480 'Yes. Along with family is not written on the card.' 10:50.760 --> 10:53.520 'A small town is small only in name.' 10:53.640 --> 10:56.480 'But here, people have inflated ego.' 10:56.840 --> 10:59.960 'In the near future if United Nation invents something' 11:00.080 --> 11:02.120 'called ego index,' 11:02.600 --> 11:06.000 'then our country will always be at the top.' 11:07.920 --> 11:11.880 "Sometimes, as easy as games of children." 11:12.360 --> 11:15.560 "Sometimes it gets difficult and taxing." 11:16.000 --> 11:20.360 "Simple and yet twisted." 11:21.000 --> 11:24.240 "But we did hold on." 11:24.760 --> 11:28.840 "Sometimes slick, sometimes it slacked." 11:29.080 --> 11:32.880 "Sometimes a bit low and then high stacked." 11:33.360 --> 11:37.560 "A mellow sweetness that would dissolve." 11:37.680 --> 11:41.760 "Or a touch of spice!" 11:42.000 --> 11:46.080 "Such is life. A collection of memories." 11:46.400 --> 11:50.800 "Such is life. A collection of memories." 11:55.520 --> 11:57.560 It doesn't have the capacity. 11:57.680 --> 12:00.040 On the other hand, two reservoirs 12:00.160 --> 12:03.360 or tanks, as they are called, also broke. 12:03.480 --> 12:06.120 The entire town got flooded. 12:06.240 --> 12:08.800 Rescue operation had to be carried out. 12:08.920 --> 12:09.960 Papa. 12:11.720 --> 12:12.680 Papa. 12:15.440 --> 12:16.920 Please listen. 12:17.160 --> 12:20.600 - What is it? - Why are you sulking, papa? 12:21.000 --> 12:23.120 It's just that 'Along with family' is not written on it. 12:23.360 --> 12:26.720 Sister Ranu had called. The priest also spoke to me. What else? 12:27.360 --> 12:30.040 - The priest is a servant. - The priest is their driver. 12:31.640 --> 12:34.440 They mustn't have any servant at home. That's why they have called you. 12:34.720 --> 12:37.080 You are idle. Go and work as their servant. 12:37.360 --> 12:40.080 A brother has to work during his sister's marriage. 12:40.200 --> 12:42.720 Brother mustn't have seen the card. He must have been busy. 12:42.840 --> 12:44.240 Brother! 12:45.280 --> 12:47.520 Not brother. Say fraud. 12:48.720 --> 12:51.320 He had thrown fake notes at my sister's wedding. 12:51.440 --> 12:53.120 You have already taken your revenge for it. 12:53.240 --> 12:54.880 It's been 15 years to that incident. 12:55.000 --> 12:57.120 Forget it. He is your relative. 12:57.240 --> 12:59.760 Had he not been my relative, I would have strangulated him that day itself. 12:59.880 --> 13:00.920 Hey papa! 13:02.240 --> 13:05.560 A Scorpio is fast. And a scooter is slow, Mr. Mishra. 13:05.680 --> 13:06.640 Mom.. 13:14.920 --> 13:16.120 What does the groom do? 13:17.120 --> 13:19.080 Baburam Tiwari and Sons. 13:19.200 --> 13:20.160 Wholesale dealer of firecrackers. 13:20.280 --> 13:21.920 Palash Tiwari is their only son. 13:22.040 --> 13:24.240 But Ranu was having an affair with a watch guy. 13:24.360 --> 13:27.280 The watch guy's time was bad. Uncle Pinky didn't approve of him. 13:27.400 --> 13:28.720 She had an affair with the watch guy. 13:28.840 --> 13:30.080 And she is marrying the firecracker guy. 13:30.200 --> 13:33.160 Is Pinky forcing Ranu to marry him? 13:33.280 --> 13:35.680 Rich people are quite deceptive, son. 13:35.800 --> 13:40.000 No, papa. Sister Ranu was very happy. She told me. 13:40.480 --> 13:41.760 - Is that so? - Mom. 13:42.400 --> 13:43.880 The font is so good. 13:44.000 --> 13:45.680 Look, uncle has done laser printing. 13:45.800 --> 13:47.840 You know a lot about laser printing. 13:48.200 --> 13:49.240 Read it. 13:53.960 --> 13:58.080 It's an invitation sent with lots of love. 13:58.720 --> 14:01.520 O lovely swans. 14:02.080 --> 14:03.720 Don't forget to come. 14:04.880 --> 14:07.400 Papa, he didn't mention 'Along with family'. 14:07.520 --> 14:09.000 Moreover, he has invited swans. 14:09.120 --> 14:10.920 - Read further. - I am reading. 14:12.160 --> 14:14.320 The venue. 14:14.640 --> 14:16.080 Rajput resort. 14:16.560 --> 14:18.760 Wazidpur Tiraha. 14:18.880 --> 14:20.800 Rajput. Behind Vanvihar. 14:20.920 --> 14:21.760 Yes. That's what written. 14:21.880 --> 14:24.760 Papa, it's a 3-star hotel. 14:24.880 --> 14:26.280 - There is a swimming pool too. - Is that so? 14:26.400 --> 14:28.800 Look. It's crystal clear. 14:29.200 --> 14:30.440 It's a 3-star hotel. 14:30.560 --> 14:32.200 Per plate rate must be high. 14:32.320 --> 14:35.240 If he invites the entire family, he will have to spend more money. 14:35.360 --> 14:36.200 It's simple. 14:36.320 --> 14:37.680 Papa, how much must be per plate rate? 14:37.800 --> 14:39.240 It must be more than Rs.1000. 14:40.120 --> 14:41.840 500 guests are coming. 14:43.400 --> 14:45.720 Papa, catering itself costs 50 lakhs. 14:46.840 --> 14:49.880 Why do you add so many zeros? Deduct it. 14:50.000 --> 14:51.680 - Annu, you read it. - Give me. 14:55.480 --> 14:57.120 Hoping to see you there. 14:57.440 --> 15:00.080 Chunnu Mishra. Munnu Mishra. Gunnu Mishra. 15:00.200 --> 15:03.240 Annu Mishra. And entire Mishra family. 15:03.360 --> 15:04.960 - Look. Your son's name is mentioned. - Yes. 15:05.080 --> 15:08.120 Fine. You and your son can go to face disgrace. 15:08.400 --> 15:10.440 Arrange chairs. Carry gas cylinder. Spread mats. 15:10.560 --> 15:11.680 What do I care? Go. 15:11.800 --> 15:14.240 Papa, I have given commitment. 15:14.360 --> 15:16.760 Son, if you have the face of a supporting actor.. 15:16.880 --> 15:18.840 ..then you shouldn't recite a superstar's dialogue. 15:21.280 --> 15:22.120 What? 15:23.840 --> 15:24.680 Aman 15:25.360 --> 15:28.200 tell him to give me his phone. 15:28.320 --> 15:30.880 - Why? - Tell him my phone's memory is full. 15:31.000 --> 15:34.440 - So? - Tell him I want to call up aunt. 15:38.960 --> 15:40.160 Give it to him. 15:42.080 --> 15:43.360 He gave it. 15:50.400 --> 15:54.720 Can't you make calls if the phone's memory is full? 15:56.280 --> 15:58.240 He duped you. 15:58.360 --> 15:59.680 His phone's balance must have got over. 15:59.800 --> 16:00.960 Now he will finish off your phone's balance. 16:01.080 --> 16:04.000 He is just like his uncle. 16:04.920 --> 16:06.720 Both of them are frauds. 16:06.840 --> 16:08.000 Yes. Hello. 16:08.840 --> 16:10.960 It's brother Annu. It's not Aman. 16:11.840 --> 16:13.280 Give the phone to aunt. 16:14.320 --> 16:16.880 Come on. Why do you answer everybody's phone? 16:18.360 --> 16:21.680 Bro, next time I come, I will bring lollipop for you. 16:21.800 --> 16:25.360 And toy gun and balloon too. 16:25.480 --> 16:27.520 Hello. This is brother Aman. 16:27.640 --> 16:29.360 Give the phone to aunt. See, he will give it now. 16:30.560 --> 16:31.480 Yes. Give her the phone. 16:32.160 --> 16:33.280 Put the speaker on. 16:34.320 --> 16:35.840 Yes, aunt. Hello. 16:36.520 --> 16:38.200 Did you receive sister Ranu's wedding card? 16:38.320 --> 16:40.040 Put the speaker on. I also want to talk. 16:40.160 --> 16:42.520 Aunt, I am putting the speaker on. Here. Mom is also here. 16:43.640 --> 16:45.360 Yes. I got the card. 16:45.640 --> 16:47.080 Whose name is written on the card? 16:47.200 --> 16:48.960 What do you mean by whose name is written? 16:49.080 --> 16:51.040 Your uncle's name is written. 16:51.320 --> 16:53.480 What is written in front of the name? 16:53.600 --> 16:56.000 The pin code is written in front of the name. 16:56.120 --> 16:58.120 What is written above the pin code, aunt? 16:58.240 --> 17:00.040 Our address is written above the pin code. 17:00.160 --> 17:02.240 Ram Raiya. Post Guljarganj. 17:02.360 --> 17:05.680 What is written between the address and the pin code, aunt? 17:05.800 --> 17:09.280 There is a comma between the address and the pin code. 17:09.400 --> 17:10.560 Are you dim-witted? 17:10.680 --> 17:12.240 - Annu! - Talk to mom. 17:12.600 --> 17:16.000 Manju, is 'Along with family' written on the card or not? 17:18.160 --> 17:20.960 Yes. Yes. It's written. 17:22.120 --> 17:24.320 Is this something to ask, sister? 17:24.440 --> 17:26.040 'Along with family' will obviously be written. 17:26.160 --> 17:27.160 Yes. 17:28.840 --> 17:31.560 'Along with family' is written on your card. 17:32.040 --> 17:35.440 Whereas only Annu's papa's name is written on our card. 17:36.400 --> 17:38.880 And the person whose name is written on the card 17:40.040 --> 17:41.480 has to attend the marriage. 17:42.080 --> 17:44.040 Even if 'Along with family' had not been mentioned 17:44.160 --> 17:45.520 we would have still gone for the marriage. 17:45.640 --> 17:49.080 It's our niece's marriage. You are over thinking. 17:49.920 --> 17:52.160 Hello. Sister. 17:52.880 --> 17:56.680 - Annu. - Yes, aunt Manju. I will call you back. 17:57.920 --> 17:59.600 Hello. I am Ravish Kumar. 17:59.800 --> 18:04.760 [News Playing on the TV] 18:04.880 --> 18:07.400 [News Playing on the TV] 18:07.520 --> 18:10.920 Is uncle Pinky still taking revenge from him? 18:14.000 --> 18:15.520 What would he have lost if he had written 18:15.640 --> 18:17.160 'Along with family' on the card? 18:17.760 --> 18:19.200 He is so busy. 18:19.560 --> 18:21.760 One has to personally write cards for one's relatives. 18:22.560 --> 18:24.720 Seems like he told one of his workers to write the card. 18:24.840 --> 18:26.600 Yes. Uncle Pinky did the right thing. 18:26.720 --> 18:28.160 Poor man has studied till 5th grade. 18:28.280 --> 18:29.840 What else can we expect from him? 18:29.960 --> 18:31.280 How could he have written the card personally? 18:31.400 --> 18:33.480 If he couldn't write personally, he could have at least called up. 18:33.600 --> 18:35.800 At least the person whose name is mentioned can go. 18:36.640 --> 18:37.760 Shall we call up Pinky? 18:37.880 --> 18:39.520 Do you think he will go? 18:39.800 --> 18:41.120 He is extremely furious. 18:41.240 --> 18:43.480 He won't move from there even if God calls him. 18:43.600 --> 18:45.480 Mom, I am really scared. 18:45.600 --> 18:47.120 What if papa harms himself? 18:47.240 --> 18:49.520 - Papa! - Keep your mouth shut. 18:49.640 --> 18:51.040 Crazy fellow. 18:51.720 --> 18:53.560 [ringtone] 18:55.480 --> 18:57.920 Uncle Pinky didn't write 'Along with family' on the card, Ranu. 18:58.040 --> 18:59.920 Yes. I know. Give the phone to uncle. 19:00.040 --> 19:01.120 Ranu. 19:01.240 --> 19:02.720 He is watching TV. 19:02.840 --> 19:05.920 Aunt Manju told me everything. 19:06.040 --> 19:07.880 I will say sorry to uncle. 19:08.000 --> 19:10.840 Dear, he has shut the door. 19:10.960 --> 19:12.720 Tell him that it's Ranu's call. 19:15.240 --> 19:17.480 Papa, Ranu wants to talk to you. 19:19.120 --> 19:19.960 Sorry. 19:20.680 --> 19:22.160 She is saying sorry. 19:28.640 --> 19:31.280 Why are you thinking about the old enmity, uncle? 19:31.880 --> 19:33.600 Papa is scared of you. 19:34.040 --> 19:35.560 He pretends to be brave. 19:35.680 --> 19:36.760 But if you come in front of him 19:36.880 --> 19:39.200 his plight will be the same as it was 10 years ago. 19:39.800 --> 19:41.840 I remember that wedding really well. 19:42.480 --> 19:46.320 When he threw money at your face you didn't keep quiet. 19:46.840 --> 19:49.840 You carried my papa and threw him in the gutter. 19:49.960 --> 19:51.880 No, dear. 19:52.000 --> 19:55.120 I taught him a nice lesson. 19:56.400 --> 19:58.000 Your father Pinky 19:58.120 --> 20:02.360 threw fake money on my face during my sister's marriage. 20:02.680 --> 20:04.920 That's why I got angry, dear. It's nothing else. 20:05.040 --> 20:06.440 Whatever it is. 20:06.760 --> 20:08.880 Will you vent out all your anger on my wedding? 20:09.000 --> 20:11.600 No, dear. I am not angry with you. 20:11.720 --> 20:13.200 It's nothing like that, dear. 20:14.840 --> 20:16.040 I wanted to 20:17.000 --> 20:19.120 know something, dear. 20:19.640 --> 20:20.440 Yes? 20:20.760 --> 20:22.720 Tell me the truth. Okay? 20:22.840 --> 20:24.080 Place your hand on your heart. 20:25.440 --> 20:29.480 Pinky didn't write on the card purposely, right? 20:29.800 --> 20:31.040 'Along with family' 20:31.600 --> 20:33.440 Forget it. 20:33.560 --> 20:35.240 - You simply come. - No, dear. You are under my oath. 20:35.360 --> 20:36.360 You will have to tell me. 20:37.280 --> 20:38.120 Hey! 20:42.640 --> 20:44.160 He did it purposely. 20:46.320 --> 20:47.880 But I didn't know. 20:48.800 --> 20:50.520 Okay. Forget that. 20:50.640 --> 20:52.520 I am sending a new card with 'Along with family' written on it. 20:52.640 --> 20:54.080 All of you have to come. That's it. 20:54.200 --> 20:56.600 Okay. I have to leave because the makeup lady is waiting 20:56.720 --> 20:57.840 And I have to apply henna on my hands too. 20:57.960 --> 20:59.120 You have to come. 21:03.520 --> 21:05.920 What did I say? 21:11.000 --> 21:11.840 Come on. 21:13.360 --> 21:15.120 Call your tailor now. 21:17.560 --> 21:19.080 Not mine, yours. 21:19.440 --> 21:20.800 Why? Why not yours? 21:23.600 --> 21:25.360 Uncle is very rich. 21:26.600 --> 21:28.840 He will get many boys like me to do his work. 21:29.720 --> 21:32.000 He can get the work done and make the arrangements too. 21:34.080 --> 21:36.720 But papa, the firecrackers that I had booked 21:36.960 --> 21:38.440 he won't find anything like that. 21:40.640 --> 21:43.080 Let me see how many crackers burst during Ranu's marriage. 21:45.720 --> 21:46.960 I am idle. 21:47.320 --> 21:49.040 But I am not useless. 21:49.160 --> 21:51.040 Hey son! What.. 21:51.240 --> 21:52.400 I have my board exams. 21:53.400 --> 21:54.680 I also won't be able to go. 21:55.360 --> 21:59.480 As it is, my name is not written along with Chunnu, Munnu, Gannu Mishra. 22:04.720 --> 22:09.000 Pinky did the wrong thing. 22:11.440 --> 22:13.840 I didn't know my brother will do that. 22:14.360 --> 22:15.800 Why are you.. 22:15.920 --> 22:18.880 If the kids stay here who will look after them? 22:21.880 --> 22:24.480 Now I don't even feel like attending the wedding. 22:27.520 --> 22:28.440 What.. 22:29.480 --> 22:31.000 Oh man! 22:48.040 --> 22:49.760 'I must say.' 22:50.040 --> 22:52.560 'By not attending the marriage, Mishra family' 22:52.680 --> 22:56.520 'has killed not two, but two and a half birds with one stone.' 22:57.360 --> 22:59.800 'Papa killed the first bird.' 23:00.080 --> 23:03.840 'It's a girl's marriage. Somebody will have to go.' 23:04.120 --> 23:07.720 'This ritual needs to be followed beautifully.' 23:09.000 --> 23:11.920 'Mom killed the second bird.' 23:12.240 --> 23:15.360 'Uncle Pinky will remember it all his life.' 23:15.640 --> 23:21.000 'That his own sister didn't attend his own daughter's wedding.' 23:22.400 --> 23:24.720 'Annu Mishra killed the remaining half bird' 23:24.840 --> 23:27.760 'at the end moment by changing his stance.' 23:28.560 --> 23:32.480 'So the one who had to do chores at the wedding' 23:32.880 --> 23:35.640 'is looking for a job.' 23:36.440 --> 23:38.600 'And the one who had to attend all functions' 23:38.720 --> 23:42.640 'right from musical function to seeing off the bride' 23:42.920 --> 23:46.760 'that mother is cooking kidney beans in the kitchen.' 23:48.480 --> 23:52.560 'And the father who didn't want to go in the first place' 23:52.680 --> 23:56.360 'will wear Nehru coat and do snake dance.' 23:56.720 --> 24:00.640 'That's how the great Indian middle-class family' 24:00.760 --> 24:03.200 'safeguarded its ego beautifully' 24:03.320 --> 24:07.720 'and once again took revenge from its relatives.' 24:08.240 --> 24:11.360 'That too along with the family.'