WEBVTT 00:00:18.040 --> 00:00:20.080 align:center "Boom. Boom." 00:00:21.640 --> 00:00:23.680 align:center "Boom. Boom." 00:00:25.240 --> 00:00:26.920 align:center "Boom. Boom." 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:28.720 align:center "Boom. Boom." 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:30.520 align:center "The hottest babe in the alley." 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:32.360 align:center "The hottest babe in the alley." 00:00:32.440 --> 00:00:34.520 align:center "Boom. Boom." 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:23.960 align:center Hey! Aunt, there is only one note. 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:26.400 align:center Lattu, I won it in the lottery today. 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:27.800 align:center Aunt, please return it. 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:29.520 align:center - Get lost! - Hey! 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:54.120 align:center Annu's mom. 00:01:55.720 --> 00:01:57.320 align:center You are making preparation for the kitty party. 00:01:57.400 --> 00:01:58.400 align:center Yes. 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:01.720 align:center You will get committee money too. 00:02:03.120 --> 00:02:05.000 align:center You were saying you will make tamarind chutney 00:02:05.080 --> 00:02:06.360 align:center with 'Dahi Vada' (Curd dumplings) for the kitty party. 00:02:06.440 --> 00:02:09.600 align:center Annu's papa likes coriander chutney grinded on mortar and pestle. 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:11.280 align:center I am making it for him. 00:02:14.440 --> 00:02:15.840 align:center It's tasty. 00:02:16.760 --> 00:02:18.720 align:center Did you hear about flat number 7's Mrs. Shukla? 00:02:18.800 --> 00:02:22.120 align:center Her BP shot up. She has got a plaster on her hand. 00:02:22.200 --> 00:02:24.360 align:center If her BP shot up, why did she get a plaster on her hand? 00:02:24.600 --> 00:02:25.800 align:center Don't you know? 00:02:26.880 --> 00:02:28.680 align:center Last week she went to grind flour. 00:02:28.760 --> 00:02:31.400 align:center When she saw 100 kg unit at the flour mill, she got greedy. 00:02:31.480 --> 00:02:33.280 align:center She sat on the weighing scale. 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:35.960 align:center And she told Gulab, the flour mill owner, to weighT her. 00:02:36.040 --> 00:02:38.200 align:center He got scared that his weighting scale might break. 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:41.240 align:center He kept 100 kg unit on the other side of the scale. 00:02:41.320 --> 00:02:43.600 align:center The scale didn't move. 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:46.040 align:center They had to push her. 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:48.920 align:center Her total weight turned out to be 111 kg. 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:50.120 align:center She went to the doctor. 00:02:50.200 --> 00:02:52.840 align:center The doctor told her that her weight has increased. She needs to reduce it. 00:02:52.920 --> 00:02:56.400 align:center That foolish woman bought a skipping rope to lose weight. 00:02:56.480 --> 00:02:59.240 align:center After dinner she went to the terrace to do skipping. 00:02:59.320 --> 00:03:02.360 align:center She felt dizzy. The rope got entangled with her body like a python. 00:03:02.440 --> 00:03:04.000 align:center She fell flat on her face. And broke her hand. 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:05.680 align:center She has got a plaster on her hand. 00:03:05.760 --> 00:03:07.760 align:center How did she find out that her BP has increased? 00:03:07.840 --> 00:03:09.960 align:center Your general knowledge is really bad. 00:03:10.040 --> 00:03:12.200 align:center A health club is going on in the government school. 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:13.960 align:center - Camp. - Yes. Exactly. 00:03:14.040 --> 00:03:14.960 align:center It's free. 00:03:15.040 --> 00:03:16.800 align:center I have heard some female doctor has come. 00:03:16.880 --> 00:03:18.040 align:center She checked her BP. 00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:20.800 align:center Sister, I am thinking of getting my BP checked. 00:03:20.880 --> 00:03:23.240 align:center Nowadays my heart beats very fast. 00:03:23.320 --> 00:03:26.240 align:center - Thump. Thump... - Mom. 00:03:26.640 --> 00:03:28.320 align:center There are ants in the bathroom once again. 00:03:34.040 --> 00:03:35.200 align:center Who had gone to the bathroom? 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:37.240 align:center - Brother Annu. - You went before me. 00:03:37.320 --> 00:03:38.880 align:center Mom had gone before me. 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:40.640 align:center Your dad went before me. 00:03:40.720 --> 00:03:41.880 align:center Annu's mom, 00:03:42.120 --> 00:03:44.240 align:center if there are ants in the house then it's definitely because of sugar. 00:03:44.320 --> 00:03:45.720 align:center We have 2 kg sugar in our house. 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:48.520 align:center Nonsense! Not that sugar! Diabetes! 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:52.880 align:center Annu's mom, come on. Both the sisters will go for the checkup. 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:53.840 align:center It will be great fun. 00:03:53.920 --> 00:03:55.960 align:center - No. No. I don't want to go. - Why won't you go? 00:03:56.040 --> 00:03:58.880 align:center Do it and end the matter. She has started drinking 10-12 cups of tea in a day. 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:00.480 align:center Let's do this. I will take you. And end the matter. 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:02.360 align:center Yes, mom. Let's go. It's been a long time since we went to the hospital. 00:04:02.440 --> 00:04:04.560 align:center - It smells so good. - No. No. 00:04:04.640 --> 00:04:08.280 align:center Annu's mom, let's go. It's free now. Later, you will have to pay. 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:19.360 align:center That's it. That's it. 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:21.800 align:center Do you want to do blood trafficking? 00:04:22.600 --> 00:04:24.280 align:center How much blood will she take? 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:26.080 align:center - Hold it. - Yes. 00:04:29.480 --> 00:04:30.360 align:center Doctor. 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:32.960 align:center Does she have diabetes? 00:04:34.880 --> 00:04:36.240 align:center In which grade are you studying, sonny? 00:04:36.320 --> 00:04:38.200 align:center I am going to appear for 10th board. 00:04:38.280 --> 00:04:40.080 align:center You need to work really hard. 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:42.880 align:center The kind of question you are asking 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:45.520 align:center you will be able to pass only moral science exam. 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:49.440 align:center - Your BP is normal. - Okay. 00:04:49.520 --> 00:04:50.960 align:center Your sugar report will arrive in some time. 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:52.680 align:center - Okay. - Meanwhile, offer us juice. 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:55.720 align:center Those who donate blood are offered juice. 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:58.080 align:center Did you extract tomato juice from our body? 00:04:58.160 --> 00:04:59.520 align:center You have extracted blood. 00:04:59.880 --> 00:05:01.520 align:center - Are you feeling dizzy, Annu's mom? - No. No. 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:02.680 align:center - Weakness? - No. No. 00:05:02.760 --> 00:05:04.720 align:center - All of you please wait outside. Go. - Yes. 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:06.640 align:center - I am feeling weak. - Aman, hold her. 00:05:06.720 --> 00:05:08.800 align:center Nurse. Please send the next patient. 00:05:08.880 --> 00:05:10.360 align:center - Yes. - Won't you even offer Frooti? 00:05:10.440 --> 00:05:12.480 align:center - Let's go. - Come on. 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:15.520 align:center I said it so many times. She took my blood sample. 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:16.880 align:center - I have not eaten anything since morning. - Yes. 00:05:16.960 --> 00:05:19.040 align:center - I am feeling dizzy. - Let's sit. Let's sit here. 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:20.640 align:center - I am feeling weak. - Yes. 00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:22.200 align:center Stop here. 00:05:26.640 --> 00:05:28.000 align:center Carefully. It will tear. 00:05:28.080 --> 00:05:29.000 align:center Okay. 00:05:29.480 --> 00:05:30.320 align:center Come. 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:34.240 align:center Aman, take care of her. I will just come, mom. 00:05:34.320 --> 00:05:35.120 align:center Okay. 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:41.920 align:center See this, Mr. Tyagi. 00:05:44.640 --> 00:05:45.480 align:center See what? 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:47.360 align:center Tree. 00:05:48.760 --> 00:05:49.680 align:center Where is the tree? 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:53.880 align:center No. If there had been a tree I would use it for banner. 00:05:53.960 --> 00:05:55.640 align:center It would have looked beautiful. 00:05:56.640 --> 00:05:58.600 align:center But there is no tree. 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:00.800 align:center That is the problem. 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:04.000 align:center It was Mr. Princu's favorite tree. Where did the tree go? 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:06.360 align:center - On which Sushma was written? 00:06:07.840 --> 00:06:09.240 align:center Talking nonsense. 00:06:10.520 --> 00:06:11.560 align:center See this. 00:06:11.640 --> 00:06:14.040 align:center The transformer looks awesome. 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:16.120 align:center Put up the poster anywhere, below it or above it 00:06:16.200 --> 00:06:18.240 align:center it will look beautiful. 00:06:18.320 --> 00:06:20.640 align:center A spark will ignite. And Mr. Princu will get charred. 00:06:21.840 --> 00:06:23.000 align:center You are right. 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:25.520 align:center Ashoka tree. Put up the poster here. 00:06:25.600 --> 00:06:27.640 align:center Hello. How are you? Will you put it up on a tree? 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:29.680 align:center What if a pigeon shits on Ashoka tree? 00:06:29.760 --> 00:06:31.760 align:center Brother Annu is right. 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:36.160 align:center At times you also say something practical. Mr. Personnel. 00:06:38.240 --> 00:06:40.080 align:center - Are you mad? - Do one thing. 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:43.120 align:center The location is not good. Let's go. 00:06:43.200 --> 00:06:44.440 align:center No. No, Mr. Tyagi. 00:06:44.520 --> 00:06:45.920 align:center Shall we put it up outside the hospital? 00:06:47.800 --> 00:06:48.680 align:center What will be the benefit? 00:06:48.760 --> 00:06:50.480 align:center A free camp is going on. 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:51.960 align:center Everybody in the locality has come here. 00:06:52.040 --> 00:06:53.680 align:center - Yes. - Mr. Princu's poster will be outside. 00:06:53.760 --> 00:06:56.600 align:center People will think that Mr. Princu has organized the free camp. 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:00.600 align:center It's a great idea. 00:07:01.760 --> 00:07:05.040 align:center At times you also give some great ideas. 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:08.840 align:center Shall I show you? 00:07:13.200 --> 00:07:14.800 align:center It's Dabangg sunglasses. 00:07:14.880 --> 00:07:16.800 align:center - He bought it from Thailand. - Is it? 00:07:21.040 --> 00:07:21.880 align:center It's good. 00:07:22.920 --> 00:07:23.760 align:center Do come. 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:24.840 align:center Where, Mr. Tyagi? 00:07:25.320 --> 00:07:26.640 align:center Obviously, to my house. Where else? 00:07:26.720 --> 00:07:28.120 align:center Sure. I will come. 00:07:28.760 --> 00:07:29.960 align:center Bye. I will go and drop him. 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:31.520 align:center - Goodbye. - Yes. 00:07:31.880 --> 00:07:33.240 align:center Take him carefully. 00:07:33.640 --> 00:07:35.200 align:center - Mr. Tyagi. Mr. Tyagi. - Yes. 00:07:35.960 --> 00:07:36.800 align:center Yes. Good. 00:07:37.560 --> 00:07:38.400 align:center Let's go. 00:07:41.800 --> 00:07:42.880 align:center This building.. 00:07:43.720 --> 00:07:45.120 align:center Mister, sit in the front. 00:07:45.200 --> 00:07:47.160 align:center Where will we sit? Sit. 00:07:47.360 --> 00:07:49.560 align:center She is a doctor. But she thinks she is a collector. 00:07:50.240 --> 00:07:52.080 align:center She mustn't be doing any housework. 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:56.440 align:center Why will she do any housework, Bittu's mom? 00:07:56.520 --> 00:07:59.000 align:center She must have kept a maid. 00:07:59.080 --> 00:08:01.120 align:center Did you see how she had applied vermilion? 00:08:01.200 --> 00:08:02.400 align:center She mustn't have applied it on her own. 00:08:02.480 --> 00:08:03.800 align:center She must have a machine for that. 00:08:03.880 --> 00:08:05.080 align:center Machine to apply vermillion. 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:07.640 align:center Yes. Nowadays you have a machine for everything. 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:10.640 align:center A machine to wash vessels and a machine for mopping. 00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:12.000 align:center - You are right, Annu's mom. - Yes. 00:08:12.080 --> 00:08:13.520 align:center - Mrs. Chaube.. - Yes. 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:15.520 align:center She demanded 'Chokha' making machine 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:17.320 align:center as dowry during her son's marriage. 00:08:17.400 --> 00:08:18.840 align:center Does she like 'Chokha' so much? 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:22.000 align:center She must like it since she has a plump face. 00:08:22.520 --> 00:08:24.600 align:center You are talking nonsense. 00:08:24.680 --> 00:08:26.760 align:center You only tell me, Annu's mom. 00:08:26.840 --> 00:08:28.920 align:center Chokha making machine for dowry.. 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:29.800 align:center You people? 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:34.160 align:center - Your fasting test is done. - Yes. 00:08:34.960 --> 00:08:37.160 align:center Another test will be done. Post fasting test. 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:38.080 align:center Then feed us. 00:08:38.160 --> 00:08:40.000 align:center Doctor, I will make her eat something. 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:41.720 align:center Madam, thank you. 00:08:41.800 --> 00:08:43.520 align:center You did the test so nicely. 00:08:43.600 --> 00:08:46.680 align:center - It's her job. She gets paid for it. - Yes. 00:08:46.760 --> 00:08:49.600 align:center It would have been better if somebody else had got tested. 00:08:49.680 --> 00:08:50.960 align:center Why do you say that? 00:08:51.040 --> 00:08:52.680 align:center Nothing is wrong with me. 00:08:52.760 --> 00:08:54.040 align:center Yes. I am speaking the truth. 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:55.600 align:center I take four rounds of the terrace. 00:08:55.680 --> 00:08:57.240 align:center I take innumerable rounds of the courtyard. 00:08:57.320 --> 00:08:59.120 align:center Don't ask me about sweeping and mopping. 00:08:59.200 --> 00:09:00.400 align:center Nothing is wrong with me. 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:01.560 align:center Did you hear? 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:03.280 align:center Learn something from her. 00:09:03.360 --> 00:09:05.120 align:center Bittu's mom, let's go. Come on. 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:07.560 align:center 'Yes. What will happen to them?' 00:09:07.760 --> 00:09:08.680 align:center 'Nothing.' 00:09:08.920 --> 00:09:10.680 align:center 'Our country's women think that' 00:09:10.760 --> 00:09:13.080 align:center 'they are not women, but superwomen.' 00:09:13.520 --> 00:09:14.920 align:center 'Nothing can happen to them.' 00:09:15.440 --> 00:09:18.680 align:center 'If sweeping and mopping could keep you fit' 00:09:19.000 --> 00:09:21.400 align:center 'then believe me. All women in our country would have been' 00:09:21.680 --> 00:09:23.880 align:center 'like Dangal's Geeta and Babita.' 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:28.600 align:center "At times plays. At times mischief." 00:09:28.880 --> 00:09:32.280 align:center "At times yours. At times mine." 00:09:32.680 --> 00:09:37.040 align:center "A little rigid. A little entangled." 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:41.040 align:center "But we grabbed it all the same." 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:45.640 align:center "A little moist. A little dry." 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:49.680 align:center "At times happy. At times sad." 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:53.920 align:center "It dissolves like cardamom." 00:09:54.320 --> 00:09:58.640 align:center "It strikes the cord of the heart." 00:09:58.720 --> 00:10:03.400 align:center "Life was a piggybank of memories." 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:07.600 align:center "Life was a piggybank." 00:10:18.760 --> 00:10:21.240 align:center Your blood has turned into sherbet, Shanti. 00:10:21.320 --> 00:10:23.080 align:center 200 mg/dL. 00:10:23.160 --> 00:10:24.040 align:center - Huh? - Yes. 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:26.840 align:center Papa, I have read that if it's above 150 a person can even die. 00:10:26.920 --> 00:10:28.440 align:center That's for blood pressure. 00:10:28.520 --> 00:10:31.120 align:center I hope you are not dreaming of becoming a doctor after your board exams. 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:34.240 align:center Just two weeks ago I had dissected an earthworm in biology laboratory. 00:10:34.320 --> 00:10:36.600 align:center - Since then I am considering it. - Did the earthworm survive or die? 00:10:37.760 --> 00:10:40.080 align:center It's a lifelong disease, Shanti. 00:10:40.320 --> 00:10:43.200 align:center How will you eat 'Kala Jamun' (Sweet) at weddings? 00:10:43.680 --> 00:10:45.760 align:center I never eat 'Kala Jamun'. 00:10:45.840 --> 00:10:48.440 align:center I eat 'Gulab Jamun'. That too rarely. 00:10:48.520 --> 00:10:51.160 align:center During the second marriage of Mr. Shrivastav's elder son 00:10:51.240 --> 00:10:53.080 align:center you dumped it on my plate. 00:10:53.160 --> 00:10:54.560 align:center And in the end you snatched the plate from me. 00:10:54.640 --> 00:10:55.520 align:center You think it's hilarious? 00:10:55.600 --> 00:10:57.720 align:center - I am serious. - How serious? 00:10:57.800 --> 00:10:59.600 align:center May be she need to inject insulin. 00:11:04.080 --> 00:11:05.480 align:center Call up Pawan. 00:11:05.960 --> 00:11:07.880 align:center Pawan is not a doctor. He is a compounder. 00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:10.200 align:center In India a compounder who has more than 10 years experience 00:11:10.280 --> 00:11:12.680 align:center is called a doctor. Did you understand? 00:11:15.520 --> 00:11:19.560 align:center I request Mr. Annu Mishra to call up Pawan. 00:11:19.880 --> 00:11:21.000 align:center I am Aman Mishra. 00:11:22.560 --> 00:11:24.160 align:center I was looking at you while talking. 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:28.560 align:center Insulin injection is given if it's above 300. 00:11:28.640 --> 00:11:29.640 align:center That too in serious cases. 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:30.920 align:center What are you saying, Pawan? 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:33.760 align:center A piece of 'Gulab Jamun' is all it will take to increase it from 200 to 300. 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:36.400 align:center Do one thing. Bring your first-aid box. 00:11:36.480 --> 00:11:38.480 align:center And give her an insulin injection. 00:11:38.560 --> 00:11:41.040 align:center Santosh, if I give it to her, then it will be terrible. 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:42.320 align:center Her sugar level will drop. 00:11:42.400 --> 00:11:44.880 align:center If her sugar level drops, I will give her 'Gulab Jamun'. 00:11:44.960 --> 00:11:45.800 align:center That's all that you have to do. 00:11:45.880 --> 00:11:47.640 align:center Give me insulin injection followed by 'Gulab Jamun'. 00:11:47.720 --> 00:11:49.800 align:center Give me insulin injection followed by 'Gulab Jamun'. 00:11:49.880 --> 00:11:51.720 align:center This is my body. It's not a laboratory. 00:11:51.800 --> 00:11:53.400 align:center You argue a lot. 00:11:53.480 --> 00:11:54.920 align:center Listen, brother. 00:11:55.240 --> 00:11:57.640 align:center Tell sister-in-law to control her diet. 00:11:57.720 --> 00:12:00.280 align:center With increased physical movement it will automatically become normal. 00:12:00.360 --> 00:12:02.000 align:center Are you listening? He is a specialist. 00:12:02.080 --> 00:12:03.640 align:center Yes. He is a specialist. 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:05.800 align:center How much sweet do I eat and how much do you eat? 00:12:05.880 --> 00:12:07.080 align:center Do I have diabetes or do you have it? 00:12:07.160 --> 00:12:09.000 align:center - I see. Then 200-300.. - Hold on. Listen. 00:12:09.080 --> 00:12:11.760 align:center Pawan, give me guava flavor condom. 00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:14.520 align:center Yes. I will make her do exercise, Pawan. Now hang up. 00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:17.480 align:center Has Pawan started selling guava? 00:12:19.680 --> 00:12:20.920 align:center Go and bring a glass of guava.. 00:12:21.280 --> 00:12:22.320 align:center Bring water. 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:28.160 align:center Along with yoga if you follow the remedies shown on the screen 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:30.640 align:center - you will feel healthier. - Yes. Write down. 00:12:32.120 --> 00:12:33.640 align:center Margosa Datun (Toothbrush twig) as soon as she wakes up. 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:35.520 align:center Margosa Datun. 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:38.760 align:center 1 tsp basil powder to clean the stomach. 00:12:38.840 --> 00:12:40.440 align:center Basil powder. 00:12:41.640 --> 00:12:45.960 align:center Blackberry seed juice. Without water. 00:12:46.280 --> 00:12:48.360 align:center Morning and evening. In one gulp. 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:50.680 align:center If you are unable to drink it, close your nostrils. 00:12:51.480 --> 00:12:53.360 align:center 3 sets of Kapalbhati. 00:12:53.760 --> 00:12:55.840 align:center 2 sets of Bhastrika. 00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:58.920 align:center - Followed by.. - Whatever needs to be done I will do it day after tomorrow. 00:12:59.520 --> 00:13:01.240 align:center What is the spelling of Bhastrika, papa? 00:13:03.080 --> 00:13:06.680 align:center Write B and H. 00:13:07.280 --> 00:13:08.360 align:center Followed by A and S.. 00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:10.960 align:center Then TRI. End it with KA. 00:13:11.040 --> 00:13:12.760 align:center What will happen of you? 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:16.040 align:center Papa, I will write it. But how is Bhastrika done? 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:17.160 align:center Shall I show you that too? 00:13:18.120 --> 00:13:19.120 align:center Here. Listen. 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:21.560 align:center Close both the ears with your thumb. 00:13:21.640 --> 00:13:23.160 align:center Close your eyes with your fingers. 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:26.400 align:center This art of stealing oxygen from nature is called Bhastrika. 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:28.600 align:center It's quite beneficial for diabetes patients. 00:13:28.680 --> 00:13:30.760 align:center You can start this from today. 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:33.840 align:center I won't die of diabetes in a day. 00:13:33.920 --> 00:13:35.160 align:center If yoga could cure it, so many people 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:37.280 align:center in the locality wouldn't have been suffering from it. 00:13:38.000 --> 00:13:40.000 align:center - Awasthi's sister-in-law. Santoshi Awasthi. - Yes. 00:13:40.080 --> 00:13:41.680 align:center She has diabetes since 12 years. 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:44.280 align:center Everyday she goes to Chhedi sweets shop 00:13:44.360 --> 00:13:46.160 align:center and eats six plates of 'Chhena' (Sweets). 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:49.040 align:center Yes. She does yoga. That's why she is fine. 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:52.320 align:center Yes. She eats 'Chhena'. And you eat 'Imarti' (Sweets). 00:13:52.400 --> 00:13:54.080 align:center You know a lot about his sister-in-law. 00:13:54.160 --> 00:13:56.120 align:center Oh man! Don't be so suspicious. 00:13:56.200 --> 00:13:59.320 align:center Lucky, I am asking for 10-12 Datun. I am not asking for margosa tree. 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:02.600 align:center What do you mean by he won't let you climb the tree in the evening? 00:14:05.280 --> 00:14:06.400 align:center Will you bring it by tomorrow morning? 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:08.440 align:center Yes fine. Bring it. 00:14:09.680 --> 00:14:10.520 align:center Mom. 00:14:10.880 --> 00:14:12.880 align:center I have arranged for your Datun. We will get it by morning. 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:14.200 align:center It's good. 00:14:14.280 --> 00:14:15.800 align:center Datun's arrangement has been done. 00:14:15.880 --> 00:14:18.160 align:center Come on. Let's do Bhastrika. Leave your work. 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:19.080 align:center Son, go and bring a mat. 00:14:19.160 --> 00:14:20.520 align:center Where did you keep the mat, mom? 00:14:21.840 --> 00:14:23.800 align:center Tomorrow is kitty party. I have a lot of work to do. 00:14:23.880 --> 00:14:25.120 align:center Whatever needs to be done will be done day after tomorrow. 00:14:25.200 --> 00:14:26.240 align:center It's the limit. 00:14:26.640 --> 00:14:29.240 align:center He is looking for the mat. He is arranging for margosa Datun. 00:14:29.320 --> 00:14:31.360 align:center I am watching healthy videos on Youtube. 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:32.720 align:center And you are concerned about kitty party. 00:14:33.280 --> 00:14:36.320 align:center I said kitty party won't happen. It's final. 00:14:37.800 --> 00:14:38.760 align:center Kitty party will happen. 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:42.160 align:center - Only yoga will happen. - First kitty party. 00:14:42.320 --> 00:14:43.840 align:center Followed by yoga. 00:14:45.760 --> 00:14:46.920 align:center Annu. 00:14:48.080 --> 00:14:49.760 align:center Call up Pawan and ask him 00:14:50.680 --> 00:14:53.480 align:center if diabetes leads to mental illness. 00:14:53.560 --> 00:14:54.840 align:center Like her father's case. 00:15:02.240 --> 00:15:03.160 align:center Mom. 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:04.360 align:center Papa, you.. 00:15:04.440 --> 00:15:05.720 align:center Mom. Mom. 00:15:05.800 --> 00:15:07.320 align:center Mom, listen to me... 00:15:07.400 --> 00:15:08.880 align:center Papa was kidding. Mom. 00:15:08.960 --> 00:15:09.920 align:center Mom. 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:11.920 align:center Mom! 00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:15.040 align:center Papa, was it important to talk about grandpa? 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:16.840 align:center - I didn't say anything wrong. - You didn't say anything wrong? 00:15:16.920 --> 00:15:18.000 align:center Last time she left in a huff 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:19.640 align:center we found her at the bus depot after eight hours. 00:15:21.240 --> 00:15:22.960 align:center She was knitting a sweater. 00:15:23.480 --> 00:15:25.800 align:center This time tell her to knitting winter cap for you. 00:15:25.880 --> 00:15:26.920 align:center Don't laugh! 00:15:27.760 --> 00:15:29.760 align:center You are going on laughing. Show me what you have written. 00:15:29.840 --> 00:15:31.480 align:center You don't know the spelling of Bhastrika. 00:15:31.560 --> 00:15:33.680 align:center - It's your board exam. Focus on that. - It's enough now. 00:16:01.440 --> 00:16:02.240 align:center Drink it. 00:16:06.400 --> 00:16:07.640 align:center Annu has made it. Right? 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:09.320 align:center No. 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.160 align:center Annu's father has made it. 00:16:12.320 --> 00:16:13.560 align:center Sugar free. 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:27.640 align:center Oh man! 00:16:29.080 --> 00:16:31.160 align:center When I left in the morning, you were grinding chutney. 00:16:31.560 --> 00:16:33.480 align:center When I returned, you were grinding spices. 00:16:34.080 --> 00:16:35.840 align:center And now, you are infuriated. 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:39.240 align:center You should take rest too. 00:16:40.520 --> 00:16:42.240 align:center It's important for your health. 00:16:48.280 --> 00:16:50.200 align:center Cancel your kitty party. 00:16:50.280 --> 00:16:51.960 align:center Would you have canceled it if your office staff 00:16:52.040 --> 00:16:54.040 align:center had been coming and I was sick? 00:16:55.480 --> 00:16:56.400 align:center Yes. I would have. 00:16:57.040 --> 00:16:58.480 align:center If I had diabetes. 00:16:59.320 --> 00:17:01.960 align:center Last time when I had fever, I had tied a bandage around my forehead 00:17:02.040 --> 00:17:04.040 align:center and made chutney for 10 people. 00:17:05.440 --> 00:17:07.800 align:center Oh yes! Shukla was saying 00:17:09.360 --> 00:17:11.360 align:center that when you tie a bandage around your forehead, 00:17:11.440 --> 00:17:13.040 align:center you look like 'Jeet' movie's Sunny Deol. 00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:31.040 align:center Do you want to have it? 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:38.440 align:center Fine. Do it. 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:44.160 align:center - But I also have a condition. - I won't accept it. 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:46.560 align:center At least hear it first. 00:17:49.240 --> 00:17:50.080 align:center What? 00:17:50.560 --> 00:17:53.760 align:center I will make all the preparations. 00:17:54.120 --> 00:17:54.920 align:center - What? - Yes. 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:56.240 align:center - No. - No. I told you. 00:17:56.320 --> 00:17:57.720 align:center - No. No. - I am telling you. 00:17:57.800 --> 00:17:59.760 align:center - No. I don't trust you.. - I will manage. 00:17:59.840 --> 00:18:03.080 align:center - No! - Don't worry. I will manage. 00:18:03.160 --> 00:18:04.360 align:center You won't be able to do it. 00:18:16.600 --> 00:18:17.400 align:center How is it? 00:18:17.640 --> 00:18:19.000 align:center You will look like a cartoon. 00:18:19.080 --> 00:18:20.480 align:center I got it for the kitty party. 00:18:20.560 --> 00:18:23.000 align:center Papa, it looks like you have cut it from a sari. 00:18:23.080 --> 00:18:24.040 align:center Keep quiet. 00:18:24.120 --> 00:18:26.320 align:center Talk less over there. Did you understand? 00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:28.000 align:center And both of you. 00:18:28.080 --> 00:18:30.040 align:center It's beyond your capacity. 00:18:30.120 --> 00:18:32.040 align:center Think about it. There is still time. 00:18:32.120 --> 00:18:35.120 align:center - I will do it alone. - I have thought about it. 00:18:35.480 --> 00:18:37.800 align:center I had made breakfast in the morning. I will do everything. 00:18:37.880 --> 00:18:39.880 align:center I have made half the preparations. 00:18:39.960 --> 00:18:42.440 align:center You need to prepare food for 10 people. 00:18:42.520 --> 00:18:43.920 align:center Not 10. But 15. 00:18:44.560 --> 00:18:47.000 align:center Yes. Bittu's mom is also coming. 00:18:49.840 --> 00:18:52.440 align:center By the way, mom, what will you do with the committee money? 00:18:52.520 --> 00:18:53.760 align:center What else? She will hide it in the trunk. 00:18:53.840 --> 00:18:55.440 align:center That's what she has been doing since ages. 00:18:55.520 --> 00:18:57.440 align:center Forget that. Tell me the menu. 00:18:57.520 --> 00:18:58.920 align:center - Menu. - Menu. 00:18:59.000 --> 00:19:00.600 align:center - Menu. - Yes. Exactly. 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:03.040 align:center Menu is tea, biscuit and snacks. 00:19:03.120 --> 00:19:04.320 align:center And for lunch, peas and cottage cheese veggie 00:19:04.400 --> 00:19:05.520 align:center chickpeas and fried flatbread and 'Dahi Vada'. 00:19:05.600 --> 00:19:08.000 align:center Followed by custard and cold drink. 00:19:08.080 --> 00:19:09.320 align:center - What? - Yes. 00:19:09.400 --> 00:19:10.600 align:center Custard and cold drink? 00:19:10.680 --> 00:19:12.080 align:center - Yes. - It tastes delicious. 00:19:12.160 --> 00:19:14.280 align:center I had eaten it at Ram Naresh Diwakar's birthday party. 00:19:14.360 --> 00:19:16.040 align:center One spoon custard. One sip cold drink. 00:19:16.120 --> 00:19:17.680 align:center One spoon custard. One sip cold drink. 00:19:17.760 --> 00:19:19.400 align:center Papa, it had tasted heavenly. 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:20.640 align:center Simply awesome. 00:19:20.720 --> 00:19:21.840 align:center You can do whatever you want. 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:24.480 align:center If the food doesn't taste good, then see what I do. 00:19:26.200 --> 00:19:27.120 align:center Did you understand? 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:28.240 align:center - Yes. Yes. - Yes. 00:19:29.360 --> 00:19:30.320 align:center Great. 00:19:30.920 --> 00:19:32.760 align:center Meanwhile, I will go and do Bhastrika. 00:19:35.600 --> 00:19:38.160 align:center Papa, mom has become sensible. 00:19:38.240 --> 00:19:40.080 align:center She agreed to do Bhastrika. 00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:42.400 align:center - She was taunting us. - What do you mean? 00:19:43.000 --> 00:19:45.560 align:center You won't pass Hindi exam this time. 00:19:46.480 --> 00:19:48.560 align:center Come on. Let's start the work. 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:55.200 align:center 'Now it's not just about the kitty party.' 00:19:55.280 --> 00:19:57.320 align:center 'It's about the kitchen.' 00:19:58.000 --> 00:20:01.040 align:center 'When men enter the kitchen after many years' 00:20:01.120 --> 00:20:04.160 align:center 'they are bound to change the look of the kitchen.' 00:20:07.120 --> 00:20:09.640 align:center 'Chickpeas could become too salty.' 00:20:09.720 --> 00:20:10.840 align:center 'And to make fried flatbread fluffy' 00:20:10.920 --> 00:20:13.720 align:center 'soda could be added from other sources.' 00:20:14.240 --> 00:20:17.080 align:center 'It's also possible that while peeling peas' 00:20:17.160 --> 00:20:20.360 align:center 'these three men might finish off all the peas.' 00:20:20.440 --> 00:20:22.880 align:center 'And a new dish might be invented.' 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:25.200 align:center 'Without peas and cottage cheese.' 00:21:00.760 --> 00:21:01.800 align:center Aunt. 00:21:02.560 --> 00:21:05.000 align:center Please return the note. 00:21:05.080 --> 00:21:06.560 align:center We are very poor. 00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:08.440 align:center Get lost. You shouldn't say that. 00:21:10.520 --> 00:21:11.800 align:center Send me good one this time. 00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:13.280 align:center Annu's mom. 00:21:13.680 --> 00:21:15.040 align:center - Bittu's mom is here. - Yes. 00:21:15.120 --> 00:21:16.640 align:center I am slightly late. 00:21:19.040 --> 00:21:20.280 align:center Move aside. 00:21:20.360 --> 00:21:22.200 align:center Where are you barging in? 00:21:22.280 --> 00:21:24.200 align:center - You are sitting on my sari. - Carefully. 00:21:25.080 --> 00:21:27.360 align:center Bittu's papa has booked Alto car. 00:21:27.880 --> 00:21:29.320 align:center I told him to drop me. 00:21:29.400 --> 00:21:31.040 align:center He said we will get it after 20 days. 00:21:31.120 --> 00:21:32.400 align:center I fought with him. 00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:33.840 align:center I sent him back to the showroom. 00:21:33.920 --> 00:21:35.640 align:center I told him if you don't bring Alto by evening 00:21:35.720 --> 00:21:37.040 align:center you also don't return home. 00:21:37.520 --> 00:21:38.920 align:center Is this the holy water? 00:21:39.800 --> 00:21:41.040 align:center If you want, I will sprinkle it on you. 00:21:41.120 --> 00:21:42.960 align:center All your sins will get mitigated. 00:21:43.040 --> 00:21:44.080 align:center What else? 00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:46.080 align:center What holy water? 00:21:46.160 --> 00:21:48.480 align:center This is Haryana's water. 00:21:48.760 --> 00:21:50.960 align:center Annu's mom, this will cure your diabetes. 00:21:51.040 --> 00:21:52.880 align:center Annu's mom, when did you get diabetes? 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:54.680 align:center How much is it? You didn't tell me. 00:21:54.760 --> 00:21:56.600 align:center Are you a doctor that she will tell you? 00:21:56.680 --> 00:21:58.320 align:center - How much is it? - It isn't too high. 00:21:58.400 --> 00:22:00.200 align:center I will do yoga and it will be fine. 00:22:00.280 --> 00:22:03.600 align:center No. No. No, Annu's mom Yoga won't cure it. 00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:05.920 align:center Two caps in the morning and two caps in the evening. 00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:07.520 align:center Only this will cure it. 00:22:07.600 --> 00:22:10.160 align:center Look. She will start her business. 00:22:10.240 --> 00:22:13.560 align:center She will distribute two caps of it and extract money. 00:22:13.640 --> 00:22:15.680 align:center How much biscuit will you eat? Keep it back. 00:22:15.760 --> 00:22:17.480 align:center - Let's start it. - Yes. 00:22:17.560 --> 00:22:19.160 align:center My ticket. My ticket. 00:22:20.560 --> 00:22:22.560 align:center She always wins. 00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:24.440 align:center She is a big cheater. 00:22:24.520 --> 00:22:26.000 align:center - Yes. - Let the game start. 00:22:26.080 --> 00:22:28.200 align:center 8 and 0. 80. 00:22:28.280 --> 00:22:29.560 align:center - Tea is boiling. - Yes. 00:22:29.640 --> 00:22:31.360 align:center - Get the cups. - Yes, papa. 00:22:32.040 --> 00:22:34.640 align:center [Indistinct chatter] 00:22:34.720 --> 00:22:35.720 align:center That's it. It's done. 00:22:35.800 --> 00:22:39.000 align:center - Enough, Mrs. Chaudhary. Shall we start? - Yes. 00:22:39.080 --> 00:22:40.840 align:center That's it. That's it. Will you crush it? 00:22:40.920 --> 00:22:42.320 align:center It should drown properly. 00:22:42.400 --> 00:22:44.200 align:center Yes. You have to drown it, son. And not crush it. 00:22:44.280 --> 00:22:45.640 align:center Do you remember what mom had told you? 00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:47.760 align:center Did you add salt? 00:22:48.040 --> 00:22:49.080 align:center 12. 00:22:49.800 --> 00:22:51.000 align:center But curd is sour. 00:22:51.080 --> 00:22:52.240 align:center What is the need to add salt? 00:22:52.320 --> 00:22:53.880 align:center Isn't salt added in 'Dahi Vada'? 00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:59.680 align:center Whenever I have eaten it, I have seen red chili powder floating on top. 00:22:59.760 --> 00:23:01.240 align:center I think we should add that. 00:23:01.320 --> 00:23:02.680 align:center Hey! Did you crush chilies? 00:23:03.000 --> 00:23:04.160 align:center You are making me wash vessels since morning. 00:23:04.240 --> 00:23:05.480 align:center How will I crush chilies? Did you crush chilies? 00:23:05.560 --> 00:23:06.840 align:center I won't spare you. 00:23:06.920 --> 00:23:08.240 align:center You haven't done anything properly since morning. 00:23:08.320 --> 00:23:10.120 align:center - Papa, I washed all vessels. - Come on. 00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:13.200 align:center Hey! You have rolled the flatbread so pathetically. 00:23:13.280 --> 00:23:14.920 align:center Do you remember what your mom had told you? 00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:17.040 align:center Here. Cut it with the bowl. 00:23:20.800 --> 00:23:23.200 align:center Oh papa! It is very difficult. 00:23:23.280 --> 00:23:25.880 align:center It's not difficult. It's impossible. That too everyday. 00:23:26.680 --> 00:23:29.360 align:center At least you get paid when you do a job. 00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:31.880 align:center Aman, bring 'Dahi Vada'. 00:23:31.960 --> 00:23:33.320 align:center Yes. Bringing. Bringing. 00:23:33.400 --> 00:23:35.600 align:center - 'Dahi Vada'. - Papa, tea. 00:23:35.680 --> 00:23:37.640 align:center - Spoon. Bring the tray. - Here is the tray. 00:23:41.160 --> 00:23:42.920 align:center - I don't want to play. - Why? 00:23:43.000 --> 00:23:45.240 align:center She wins all the time. She won twice. I don't want to play. 00:23:45.320 --> 00:23:49.080 align:center I am telling you. She always cheats and wins. 00:23:49.160 --> 00:23:51.000 align:center - You are.. - Hello. Hello. 00:23:51.080 --> 00:23:52.160 align:center 'Dahi Vada' is here. 00:23:52.240 --> 00:23:53.320 align:center - Here. - Hello, brother. 00:23:53.400 --> 00:23:54.720 align:center - Here. - Hello, brother. 00:23:54.800 --> 00:23:57.680 align:center Here. What happened to your hand? 00:23:57.760 --> 00:23:59.720 align:center She broke her hand. What else? 00:24:02.480 --> 00:24:05.200 align:center 3 and 3. That's 33. 00:24:05.560 --> 00:24:08.000 align:center Whenever I tell my husband to help me in the kitchen 00:24:08.080 --> 00:24:11.040 align:center he gives me a wide smile. 00:24:13.080 --> 00:24:14.640 align:center - Take it. - Brother. 00:24:14.880 --> 00:24:16.640 align:center Have you got fired from your job? 00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:18.680 align:center No. Oh no! 00:24:19.600 --> 00:24:21.120 align:center - I took a leave from office. - Yes. 00:24:21.200 --> 00:24:23.080 align:center There was a lot of workload. 00:24:23.160 --> 00:24:24.160 align:center - Yes. - I thought I will help her. 00:24:24.240 --> 00:24:25.160 align:center Yes. To help me. 00:24:25.240 --> 00:24:27.880 align:center Tea. Tea. Drink tea. 00:24:27.960 --> 00:24:29.920 align:center - Thank you, son. - Tea. Tea. 00:24:30.600 --> 00:24:32.160 align:center Why are you serving tea with 'Dahi Vada'? 00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:33.480 align:center It was papa's idea. 00:24:35.480 --> 00:24:36.960 align:center Aren't you drinking tea? 00:24:37.040 --> 00:24:38.280 align:center No. I have diabetes. 00:24:38.360 --> 00:24:41.880 align:center Tea is good for your blood. 00:24:41.960 --> 00:24:44.520 align:center Brother, did you make 'Dahi Vada'? 00:24:45.360 --> 00:24:47.360 align:center Yes. Is it nice? 00:24:47.440 --> 00:24:50.320 align:center Yes. It's okay once in a while. 00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:53.680 align:center My husband gets enthusiastic about cooking chicken. 00:24:53.760 --> 00:24:56.200 align:center He wreaks havoc. 00:24:56.280 --> 00:25:00.600 align:center In the end he says, "Shall we order chicken from outside?" 00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:05.280 align:center Listen to me. 00:25:05.360 --> 00:25:09.280 align:center Last week Bittu's papa made the best lemonade. 00:25:09.360 --> 00:25:11.720 align:center - Yes. - Water and lemon were served separately. 00:25:12.200 --> 00:25:16.000 align:center I told him to bring a spoon so that I can stir it and drink. 00:25:16.080 --> 00:25:19.000 align:center He couldn't find a spoon for half an hour. 00:25:20.040 --> 00:25:21.800 align:center - Then? - What else? 00:25:21.880 --> 00:25:24.040 align:center I drank water and licked the lemon. 00:25:25.920 --> 00:25:28.560 align:center - They can only cause commotion. - Yes. 00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:30.920 align:center They don't know where things are kept in the kitchen. 00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:34.880 align:center If you tell them to do something they behave as if they are doing a favor. 00:25:35.600 --> 00:25:37.160 align:center The other day Rohit's papa added carom seeds 00:25:37.240 --> 00:25:39.920 align:center instead of cumin seeds while making bottle gourd veggie. 00:25:40.000 --> 00:25:43.840 align:center And he was asking me to taste and see how it is. 00:25:44.800 --> 00:25:46.080 align:center Did everybody's stomach get cleaned? 00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:49.040 align:center The whole night farting was going on. 00:25:53.120 --> 00:25:56.680 align:center Brother, tea with 'Dahi Vada'.. 00:25:56.760 --> 00:25:58.280 align:center It's good. It's good. Try it. 00:25:58.360 --> 00:25:59.760 align:center - Shall I say something? - Yes. 00:25:59.840 --> 00:26:02.440 align:center Men make just anything. 00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:03.960 align:center - Hear about her family. - Yes. 00:26:04.040 --> 00:26:06.000 align:center - Tell us. Tell us. - What? What happened? 00:26:06.080 --> 00:26:09.400 align:center - Tell us. Let her speak. - No. Tell us. 00:26:09.480 --> 00:26:12.160 align:center At her daughter's birthday party her husband 00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:14.160 align:center served custard with cold drink. 00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:16.920 align:center You are talking nonsense. 00:26:18.080 --> 00:26:21.240 align:center - Number 2 looks like a torn kite. - Yes. 00:26:21.320 --> 00:26:24.520 align:center Women are fed up of men's demand. 00:26:24.600 --> 00:26:27.760 align:center Forget that. Settle the account of Rs.20. 00:26:27.840 --> 00:26:30.440 align:center - What Rs.20? - It's written in the diary. 00:26:30.520 --> 00:26:32.920 align:center - Let me tell you. - I have done. 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:36.520 align:center Son, don't serve custard and cold drink together. 00:26:36.600 --> 00:26:38.440 align:center We will be disgraced badly. 00:26:38.520 --> 00:26:40.920 align:center - Wear your apron. - No. Leave it. 00:26:41.280 --> 00:26:43.680 align:center How are you making fried flatbread? 00:26:43.760 --> 00:26:45.120 align:center - Papa. - Yes. 00:26:47.040 --> 00:26:49.000 align:center Is kitty party so much fun? 00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:02.040 align:center 'I have a little and I need a little.' 00:27:02.120 --> 00:27:06.040 align:center 'That's why committee's Rs.10 is so gratifying.' 00:27:06.120 --> 00:27:10.400 align:center 'And this pleasure augments when women earn it.' 00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:12.520 align:center 'And use it for their household.' 00:27:12.600 --> 00:27:16.480 align:center 'The same household where the onus of fulfilling their needs' 00:27:16.560 --> 00:27:18.640 align:center 'was thrust on you.' 00:27:19.400 --> 00:27:20.880 align:center 'Who had thrust it?' 00:27:20.960 --> 00:27:21.880 align:center 'Who knows?' 00:27:22.520 --> 00:27:24.680 align:center 'When was it thrust? Nobody knows.' 00:27:24.760 --> 00:27:27.480 align:center 'But you assumed that you are her messiah.' 00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:31.000 align:center 'You couldn't understand her or her needs.' 00:27:31.360 --> 00:27:32.880 align:center 'She waited.' 00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:35.760 align:center 'For days, months and years.' 00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:38.920 align:center 'She waited for you from the time she used to stare in the mirror' 00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:42.800 align:center 'for hours to the time she wiped dust from the mirror.' 00:27:44.120 --> 00:27:46.600 align:center 'But now...she won't wait anymore.' 00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:49.560 align:center 'Because once the waiting period is over' 00:27:49.640 --> 00:27:52.080 align:center 'a person starts loving her own self.' 00:27:53.280 --> 00:27:55.800 align:center 'Now they will fulfill their own needs.' 00:27:57.040 --> 00:27:57.960 align:center 'Are you listening?' 00:27:58.280 --> 00:28:01.280 align:center 'This laughter. It's the laughter of hope.' 00:28:01.880 --> 00:28:06.640 align:center 'Who knows? Someone's little hope might be fulfilled today.' 00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:11.280 align:center 'And these loud laughter reveal that whether they get diabetes' 00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:13.760 align:center 'or whether the cooker's whistle blows' 00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:16.560 align:center 'but kitty party will continue.' 00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:25.000 align:center Prema Shukla. 00:28:26.080 --> 00:28:27.840 align:center Pushpa Dubey. 00:28:28.280 --> 00:28:32.440 align:center Premlata Chaudhary. The buffalo lady. 00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:36.440 align:center - Look. Mrs. Chaudhary is also there. - Yes. 00:28:36.520 --> 00:28:37.960 align:center Here is Bittu's mom. 00:28:38.040 --> 00:28:40.200 align:center Check how much she has given. 00:28:40.280 --> 00:28:42.240 align:center - Yes, papa. I will check. - Yes. 00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:45.160 align:center She has tied it with a thread, papa. 00:28:45.600 --> 00:28:48.160 align:center - I hope she doesn't practice black magic. - What are you saying? 00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:49.840 align:center She is not trustworthy. 00:28:51.600 --> 00:28:54.480 align:center With so much money I can buy dragon core processor phone, papa. 00:28:54.560 --> 00:28:57.280 align:center Not phone. Headphone. Noise cancelation headphone. 00:28:57.360 --> 00:28:59.640 align:center You cannot hear outside sound. 00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:00.720 align:center No. 00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:03.840 align:center The house needs a new TV. 00:29:04.120 --> 00:29:06.840 align:center Papa, we have a TV. We will buy something else. 00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:09.160 align:center See who has come. Yes I will see.. 00:29:10.120 --> 00:29:11.640 align:center She is fully charged. 00:29:14.080 --> 00:29:15.560 align:center Let's see. 00:29:16.960 --> 00:29:18.640 align:center Yes. Keep it in the kitchen. 00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:20.920 align:center Jeetu. 00:29:21.520 --> 00:29:22.520 align:center Who is it? 00:29:23.640 --> 00:29:25.840 align:center Annu...give me Rs.4500. 00:29:26.760 --> 00:29:28.000 align:center Give me Rs.4500. 00:29:30.840 --> 00:29:32.440 align:center Why are you looking at him? Give it to me. 00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:35.760 align:center Give it. 00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:49.800 align:center Here. Yes. 00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:55.240 align:center Sir, give me a tip. 00:29:56.080 --> 00:29:58.480 align:center Aman...give him 'Dahi Vada'. 00:29:59.760 --> 00:30:01.520 align:center Eat it. It's very tasty. 00:30:01.600 --> 00:30:02.720 align:center No. It's fine. 00:30:02.800 --> 00:30:03.600 align:center Eat it. 00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:05.240 align:center - It's fine. - Jeetu, listen. 00:30:18.320 --> 00:30:19.440 align:center What has she ordered? 00:30:21.520 --> 00:30:23.480 align:center Mixer, grinder, juicer. 00:30:23.840 --> 00:30:25.160 align:center It's three-in-one, brother. 00:30:26.760 --> 00:30:27.680 align:center Mom. 00:30:28.080 --> 00:30:29.400 align:center You ordered it all of a sudden. 00:30:33.480 --> 00:30:34.720 align:center What was the need for this? 00:30:34.920 --> 00:30:36.120 align:center You had mortar and pestle. 00:30:36.520 --> 00:30:37.720 align:center Because I have diabetes. 00:30:39.160 --> 00:30:41.120 align:center Yes. I know that. 00:30:41.560 --> 00:30:44.360 align:center That's why we were handling everything since morning. 00:30:49.360 --> 00:30:50.200 align:center Did you handle it? 00:30:50.800 --> 00:30:51.640 align:center Yes. 00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:55.000 align:center Yes. We handled it, mom. 00:30:55.080 --> 00:30:58.480 align:center They came, ate, sang and danced. And left. 00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:07.440 align:center Who ate in this plate? 00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:11.400 align:center We will have to call forensic team to find that out. 00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:12.560 align:center Who ate in this plate? 00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:14.400 align:center What are you saying? 00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:19.480 align:center Everybody left two hours ago. 00:31:19.560 --> 00:31:22.160 align:center Send leftover 'Dahi Vada' to forensic team. 00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:23.200 align:center Along with the flies. 00:31:24.040 --> 00:31:25.400 align:center No, mom. We were going to pick it up. 00:31:25.480 --> 00:31:26.520 align:center Listen. We were going to pick it up. 00:31:31.080 --> 00:31:32.760 align:center When was the last time you picked up your plate? 00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:37.200 align:center Forget that. When did you take a glass of water on your own? 00:31:37.280 --> 00:31:39.320 align:center Yesterday I drank water from my bottle. 00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:42.080 align:center And you.. 00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:44.400 align:center You love chutney, don't you? 00:31:44.760 --> 00:31:45.640 align:center The one that's grinded on mortar and pestle. 00:31:47.080 --> 00:31:49.360 align:center Do you remember? When I came to your house as a newlywed bride 00:31:49.440 --> 00:31:51.680 align:center mortar and pestle was kept on the kitchen platform. 00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:56.000 align:center The only difference is that I used to stand and grind chutney at that time. 00:31:56.080 --> 00:31:58.160 align:center And now, I sit in the courtyard and grind it. 00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:00.120 align:center Do you know why? 00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:04.800 align:center Because my knees pain, Mr. Mishra. 00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:11.080 align:center Now I won't be able to stand and cook food or grind chutney. 00:32:11.160 --> 00:32:13.240 align:center That's why I have ordered a mixer for myself. 00:32:23.800 --> 00:32:26.560 align:center I will set up the mixer wherever I want. 00:32:26.920 --> 00:32:29.200 align:center On the roof or in the courtyard or in the bedroom or in the bathroom. 00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:32.640 align:center And grind spices comfortably. 00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:35.360 align:center Not only for myself, but for the entire locality. 00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:46.440 align:center You will have to toil, do yoga and change your routine. 00:32:46.520 --> 00:32:50.600 align:center I will change my routine. Can all of you change your routine for me? 00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:54.240 align:center Forget that. If you are so concerned, then tell me. 00:32:54.320 --> 00:32:55.960 align:center What have you thought about dinner? 00:32:57.520 --> 00:32:58.840 align:center Dinner is prepared everyday. 00:33:01.520 --> 00:33:03.560 align:center Or will men cook only during the day? 00:33:15.520 --> 00:33:17.480 align:center I am preparing yellow rice with potato. 00:33:19.080 --> 00:33:20.320 align:center It's called 'Tehri'. 00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:25.000 align:center Why? Isn't it called disappointment? 00:33:29.080 --> 00:33:30.720 align:center Whoever wants to eat, let me know. 00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:33.800 align:center I will eat. 00:33:35.760 --> 00:33:36.920 align:center I will also eat. 00:33:37.120 --> 00:33:38.600 align:center I have been eating it since childhood. 00:33:56.040 --> 00:33:59.440 align:center 'So from today and right now, it's confirmed.' 00:34:00.280 --> 00:34:04.680 align:center 'So from today and right now, it's confirmed.' 00:34:04.760 --> 00:34:09.640 align:center 'Whenever yellow rice with potato will be prepared' 00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:12.200 align:center 'in Mishra household, men will call it not disappointment.' 00:34:12.560 --> 00:34:14.520 align:center 'But Tehri.'