WEBVTT 00:18.040 --> 00:20.080 "Boom. Boom." 00:21.640 --> 00:23.680 "Boom. Boom." 00:25.240 --> 00:26.920 "Boom. Boom." 00:27.000 --> 00:28.720 "Boom. Boom." 00:28.800 --> 00:30.520 "The hottest babe in the alley." 00:30.600 --> 00:32.360 "The hottest babe in the alley." 00:32.440 --> 00:34.520 "Boom. Boom." 01:21.280 --> 01:23.960 Hey! Aunt, there is only one note. 01:24.280 --> 01:26.400 Lattu, I won it in the lottery today. 01:26.480 --> 01:27.800 Aunt, please return it. 01:28.200 --> 01:29.520 - Get lost! - Hey! 01:52.640 --> 01:54.120 Annu's mom. 01:55.720 --> 01:57.320 You are making preparation for the kitty party. 01:57.400 --> 01:58.400 Yes. 01:59.640 --> 02:01.720 You will get committee money too. 02:03.120 --> 02:05.000 You were saying you will make tamarind chutney 02:05.080 --> 02:06.360 with 'Dahi Vada' (Curd dumplings) for the kitty party. 02:06.440 --> 02:09.600 Annu's papa likes coriander chutney grinded on mortar and pestle. 02:09.680 --> 02:11.280 I am making it for him. 02:14.440 --> 02:15.840 It's tasty. 02:16.760 --> 02:18.720 Did you hear about flat number 7's Mrs. Shukla? 02:18.800 --> 02:22.120 Her BP shot up. She has got a plaster on her hand. 02:22.200 --> 02:24.360 If her BP shot up, why did she get a plaster on her hand? 02:24.600 --> 02:25.800 Don't you know? 02:26.880 --> 02:28.680 Last week she went to grind flour. 02:28.760 --> 02:31.400 When she saw 100 kg unit at the flour mill, she got greedy. 02:31.480 --> 02:33.280 She sat on the weighing scale. 02:33.360 --> 02:35.960 And she told Gulab, the flour mill owner, to weighT her. 02:36.040 --> 02:38.200 He got scared that his weighting scale might break. 02:38.280 --> 02:41.240 He kept 100 kg unit on the other side of the scale. 02:41.320 --> 02:43.600 The scale didn't move. 02:43.680 --> 02:46.040 They had to push her. 02:46.120 --> 02:48.920 Her total weight turned out to be 111 kg. 02:49.000 --> 02:50.120 She went to the doctor. 02:50.200 --> 02:52.840 The doctor told her that her weight has increased. She needs to reduce it. 02:52.920 --> 02:56.400 That foolish woman bought a skipping rope to lose weight. 02:56.480 --> 02:59.240 After dinner she went to the terrace to do skipping. 02:59.320 --> 03:02.360 She felt dizzy. The rope got entangled with her body like a python. 03:02.440 --> 03:04.000 She fell flat on her face. And broke her hand. 03:04.080 --> 03:05.680 She has got a plaster on her hand. 03:05.760 --> 03:07.760 How did she find out that her BP has increased? 03:07.840 --> 03:09.960 Your general knowledge is really bad. 03:10.040 --> 03:12.200 A health club is going on in the government school. 03:12.280 --> 03:13.960 - Camp. - Yes. Exactly. 03:14.040 --> 03:14.960 It's free. 03:15.040 --> 03:16.800 I have heard some female doctor has come. 03:16.880 --> 03:18.040 She checked her BP. 03:18.120 --> 03:20.800 Sister, I am thinking of getting my BP checked. 03:20.880 --> 03:23.240 Nowadays my heart beats very fast. 03:23.320 --> 03:26.240 - Thump. Thump... - Mom. 03:26.640 --> 03:28.320 There are ants in the bathroom once again. 03:34.040 --> 03:35.200 Who had gone to the bathroom? 03:35.400 --> 03:37.240 - Brother Annu. - You went before me. 03:37.320 --> 03:38.880 Mom had gone before me. 03:38.960 --> 03:40.640 Your dad went before me. 03:40.720 --> 03:41.880 Annu's mom, 03:42.120 --> 03:44.240 if there are ants in the house then it's definitely because of sugar. 03:44.320 --> 03:45.720 We have 2 kg sugar in our house. 03:45.800 --> 03:48.520 Nonsense! Not that sugar! Diabetes! 03:50.120 --> 03:52.880 Annu's mom, come on. Both the sisters will go for the checkup. 03:52.960 --> 03:53.840 It will be great fun. 03:53.920 --> 03:55.960 - No. No. I don't want to go. - Why won't you go? 03:56.040 --> 03:58.880 Do it and end the matter. She has started drinking 10-12 cups of tea in a day. 03:58.960 --> 04:00.480 Let's do this. I will take you. And end the matter. 04:00.560 --> 04:02.360 Yes, mom. Let's go. It's been a long time since we went to the hospital. 04:02.440 --> 04:04.560 - It smells so good. - No. No. 04:04.640 --> 04:08.280 Annu's mom, let's go. It's free now. Later, you will have to pay. 04:18.360 --> 04:19.360 That's it. That's it. 04:20.000 --> 04:21.800 Do you want to do blood trafficking? 04:22.600 --> 04:24.280 How much blood will she take? 04:25.000 --> 04:26.080 - Hold it. - Yes. 04:29.480 --> 04:30.360 Doctor. 04:31.680 --> 04:32.960 Does she have diabetes? 04:34.880 --> 04:36.240 In which grade are you studying, sonny? 04:36.320 --> 04:38.200 I am going to appear for 10th board. 04:38.280 --> 04:40.080 You need to work really hard. 04:41.120 --> 04:42.880 The kind of question you are asking 04:43.720 --> 04:45.520 you will be able to pass only moral science exam. 04:47.560 --> 04:49.440 - Your BP is normal. - Okay. 04:49.520 --> 04:50.960 Your sugar report will arrive in some time. 04:51.040 --> 04:52.680 - Okay. - Meanwhile, offer us juice. 04:53.720 --> 04:55.720 Those who donate blood are offered juice. 04:55.800 --> 04:58.080 Did you extract tomato juice from our body? 04:58.160 --> 04:59.520 You have extracted blood. 04:59.880 --> 05:01.520 - Are you feeling dizzy, Annu's mom? - No. No. 05:01.600 --> 05:02.680 - Weakness? - No. No. 05:02.760 --> 05:04.720 - All of you please wait outside. Go. - Yes. 05:04.800 --> 05:06.640 - I am feeling weak. - Aman, hold her. 05:06.720 --> 05:08.800 Nurse. Please send the next patient. 05:08.880 --> 05:10.360 - Yes. - Won't you even offer Frooti? 05:10.440 --> 05:12.480 - Let's go. - Come on. 05:12.560 --> 05:15.520 I said it so many times. She took my blood sample. 05:15.600 --> 05:16.880 - I have not eaten anything since morning. - Yes. 05:16.960 --> 05:19.040 - I am feeling dizzy. - Let's sit. Let's sit here. 05:19.120 --> 05:20.640 - I am feeling weak. - Yes. 05:20.720 --> 05:22.200 Stop here. 05:26.640 --> 05:28.000 Carefully. It will tear. 05:28.080 --> 05:29.000 Okay. 05:29.480 --> 05:30.320 Come. 05:32.040 --> 05:34.240 Aman, take care of her. I will just come, mom. 05:34.320 --> 05:35.120 Okay. 05:40.720 --> 05:41.920 See this, Mr. Tyagi. 05:44.640 --> 05:45.480 See what? 05:46.560 --> 05:47.360 Tree. 05:48.760 --> 05:49.680 Where is the tree? 05:49.920 --> 05:53.880 No. If there had been a tree I would use it for banner. 05:53.960 --> 05:55.640 It would have looked beautiful. 05:56.640 --> 05:58.600 But there is no tree. 05:59.240 --> 06:00.800 That is the problem. 06:01.160 --> 06:04.000 It was Mr. Princu's favorite tree. Where did the tree go? 06:05.040 --> 06:06.360 - On which Sushma was written? 06:07.840 --> 06:09.240 Talking nonsense. 06:10.520 --> 06:11.560 See this. 06:11.640 --> 06:14.040 The transformer looks awesome. 06:14.120 --> 06:16.120 Put up the poster anywhere, below it or above it 06:16.200 --> 06:18.240 it will look beautiful. 06:18.320 --> 06:20.640 A spark will ignite. And Mr. Princu will get charred. 06:21.840 --> 06:23.000 You are right. 06:23.680 --> 06:25.520 Ashoka tree. Put up the poster here. 06:25.600 --> 06:27.640 Hello. How are you? Will you put it up on a tree? 06:27.720 --> 06:29.680 What if a pigeon shits on Ashoka tree? 06:29.760 --> 06:31.760 Brother Annu is right. 06:32.680 --> 06:36.160 At times you also say something practical. Mr. Personnel. 06:38.240 --> 06:40.080 - Are you mad? - Do one thing. 06:40.720 --> 06:43.120 The location is not good. Let's go. 06:43.200 --> 06:44.440 No. No, Mr. Tyagi. 06:44.520 --> 06:45.920 Shall we put it up outside the hospital? 06:47.800 --> 06:48.680 What will be the benefit? 06:48.760 --> 06:50.480 A free camp is going on. 06:50.560 --> 06:51.960 Everybody in the locality has come here. 06:52.040 --> 06:53.680 - Yes. - Mr. Princu's poster will be outside. 06:53.760 --> 06:56.600 People will think that Mr. Princu has organized the free camp. 06:58.680 --> 07:00.600 It's a great idea. 07:01.760 --> 07:05.040 At times you also give some great ideas. 07:07.720 --> 07:08.840 Shall I show you? 07:13.200 --> 07:14.800 It's Dabangg sunglasses. 07:14.880 --> 07:16.800 - He bought it from Thailand. - Is it? 07:21.040 --> 07:21.880 It's good. 07:22.920 --> 07:23.760 Do come. 07:24.040 --> 07:24.840 Where, Mr. Tyagi? 07:25.320 --> 07:26.640 Obviously, to my house. Where else? 07:26.720 --> 07:28.120 Sure. I will come. 07:28.760 --> 07:29.960 Bye. I will go and drop him. 07:30.040 --> 07:31.520 - Goodbye. - Yes. 07:31.880 --> 07:33.240 Take him carefully. 07:33.640 --> 07:35.200 - Mr. Tyagi. Mr. Tyagi. - Yes. 07:35.960 --> 07:36.800 Yes. Good. 07:37.560 --> 07:38.400 Let's go. 07:41.800 --> 07:42.880 This building.. 07:43.720 --> 07:45.120 Mister, sit in the front. 07:45.200 --> 07:47.160 Where will we sit? Sit. 07:47.360 --> 07:49.560 She is a doctor. But she thinks she is a collector. 07:50.240 --> 07:52.080 She mustn't be doing any housework. 07:54.240 --> 07:56.440 Why will she do any housework, Bittu's mom? 07:56.520 --> 07:59.000 She must have kept a maid. 07:59.080 --> 08:01.120 Did you see how she had applied vermilion? 08:01.200 --> 08:02.400 She mustn't have applied it on her own. 08:02.480 --> 08:03.800 She must have a machine for that. 08:03.880 --> 08:05.080 Machine to apply vermillion. 08:05.160 --> 08:07.640 Yes. Nowadays you have a machine for everything. 08:07.720 --> 08:10.640 A machine to wash vessels and a machine for mopping. 08:10.720 --> 08:12.000 - You are right, Annu's mom. - Yes. 08:12.080 --> 08:13.520 - Mrs. Chaube.. - Yes. 08:13.600 --> 08:15.520 She demanded 'Chokha' making machine 08:15.600 --> 08:17.320 as dowry during her son's marriage. 08:17.400 --> 08:18.840 Does she like 'Chokha' so much? 08:19.480 --> 08:22.000 She must like it since she has a plump face. 08:22.520 --> 08:24.600 You are talking nonsense. 08:24.680 --> 08:26.760 You only tell me, Annu's mom. 08:26.840 --> 08:28.920 Chokha making machine for dowry.. 08:29.000 --> 08:29.800 You people? 08:31.120 --> 08:34.160 - Your fasting test is done. - Yes. 08:34.960 --> 08:37.160 Another test will be done. Post fasting test. 08:37.240 --> 08:38.080 Then feed us. 08:38.160 --> 08:40.000 Doctor, I will make her eat something. 08:40.080 --> 08:41.720 Madam, thank you. 08:41.800 --> 08:43.520 You did the test so nicely. 08:43.600 --> 08:46.680 - It's her job. She gets paid for it. - Yes. 08:46.760 --> 08:49.600 It would have been better if somebody else had got tested. 08:49.680 --> 08:50.960 Why do you say that? 08:51.040 --> 08:52.680 Nothing is wrong with me. 08:52.760 --> 08:54.040 Yes. I am speaking the truth. 08:54.120 --> 08:55.600 I take four rounds of the terrace. 08:55.680 --> 08:57.240 I take innumerable rounds of the courtyard. 08:57.320 --> 08:59.120 Don't ask me about sweeping and mopping. 08:59.200 --> 09:00.400 Nothing is wrong with me. 09:00.480 --> 09:01.560 Did you hear? 09:02.000 --> 09:03.280 Learn something from her. 09:03.360 --> 09:05.120 Bittu's mom, let's go. Come on. 09:05.200 --> 09:07.560 'Yes. What will happen to them?' 09:07.760 --> 09:08.680 'Nothing.' 09:08.920 --> 09:10.680 'Our country's women think that' 09:10.760 --> 09:13.080 'they are not women, but superwomen.' 09:13.520 --> 09:14.920 'Nothing can happen to them.' 09:15.440 --> 09:18.680 'If sweeping and mopping could keep you fit' 09:19.000 --> 09:21.400 'then believe me. All women in our country would have been' 09:21.680 --> 09:23.880 'like Dangal's Geeta and Babita.' 09:24.480 --> 09:28.600 "At times plays. At times mischief." 09:28.880 --> 09:32.280 "At times yours. At times mine." 09:32.680 --> 09:37.040 "A little rigid. A little entangled." 09:37.600 --> 09:41.040 "But we grabbed it all the same." 09:41.360 --> 09:45.640 "A little moist. A little dry." 09:45.720 --> 09:49.680 "At times happy. At times sad." 09:50.000 --> 09:53.920 "It dissolves like cardamom." 09:54.320 --> 09:58.640 "It strikes the cord of the heart." 09:58.720 --> 10:03.400 "Life was a piggybank of memories." 10:03.480 --> 10:07.600 "Life was a piggybank." 10:18.760 --> 10:21.240 Your blood has turned into sherbet, Shanti. 10:21.320 --> 10:23.080 200 mg/dL. 10:23.160 --> 10:24.040 - Huh? - Yes. 10:24.120 --> 10:26.840 Papa, I have read that if it's above 150 a person can even die. 10:26.920 --> 10:28.440 That's for blood pressure. 10:28.520 --> 10:31.120 I hope you are not dreaming of becoming a doctor after your board exams. 10:31.200 --> 10:34.240 Just two weeks ago I had dissected an earthworm in biology laboratory. 10:34.320 --> 10:36.600 - Since then I am considering it. - Did the earthworm survive or die? 10:37.760 --> 10:40.080 It's a lifelong disease, Shanti. 10:40.320 --> 10:43.200 How will you eat 'Kala Jamun' (Sweet) at weddings? 10:43.680 --> 10:45.760 I never eat 'Kala Jamun'. 10:45.840 --> 10:48.440 I eat 'Gulab Jamun'. That too rarely. 10:48.520 --> 10:51.160 During the second marriage of Mr. Shrivastav's elder son 10:51.240 --> 10:53.080 you dumped it on my plate. 10:53.160 --> 10:54.560 And in the end you snatched the plate from me. 10:54.640 --> 10:55.520 You think it's hilarious? 10:55.600 --> 10:57.720 - I am serious. - How serious? 10:57.800 --> 10:59.600 May be she need to inject insulin. 11:04.080 --> 11:05.480 Call up Pawan. 11:05.960 --> 11:07.880 Pawan is not a doctor. He is a compounder. 11:07.960 --> 11:10.200 In India a compounder who has more than 10 years experience 11:10.280 --> 11:12.680 is called a doctor. Did you understand? 11:15.520 --> 11:19.560 I request Mr. Annu Mishra to call up Pawan. 11:19.880 --> 11:21.000 I am Aman Mishra. 11:22.560 --> 11:24.160 I was looking at you while talking. 11:25.720 --> 11:28.560 Insulin injection is given if it's above 300. 11:28.640 --> 11:29.640 That too in serious cases. 11:29.720 --> 11:30.920 What are you saying, Pawan? 11:31.000 --> 11:33.760 A piece of 'Gulab Jamun' is all it will take to increase it from 200 to 300. 11:33.840 --> 11:36.400 Do one thing. Bring your first-aid box. 11:36.480 --> 11:38.480 And give her an insulin injection. 11:38.560 --> 11:41.040 Santosh, if I give it to her, then it will be terrible. 11:41.120 --> 11:42.320 Her sugar level will drop. 11:42.400 --> 11:44.880 If her sugar level drops, I will give her 'Gulab Jamun'. 11:44.960 --> 11:45.800 That's all that you have to do. 11:45.880 --> 11:47.640 Give me insulin injection followed by 'Gulab Jamun'. 11:47.720 --> 11:49.800 Give me insulin injection followed by 'Gulab Jamun'. 11:49.880 --> 11:51.720 This is my body. It's not a laboratory. 11:51.800 --> 11:53.400 You argue a lot. 11:53.480 --> 11:54.920 Listen, brother. 11:55.240 --> 11:57.640 Tell sister-in-law to control her diet. 11:57.720 --> 12:00.280 With increased physical movement it will automatically become normal. 12:00.360 --> 12:02.000 Are you listening? He is a specialist. 12:02.080 --> 12:03.640 Yes. He is a specialist. 12:03.720 --> 12:05.800 How much sweet do I eat and how much do you eat? 12:05.880 --> 12:07.080 Do I have diabetes or do you have it? 12:07.160 --> 12:09.000 - I see. Then 200-300.. - Hold on. Listen. 12:09.080 --> 12:11.760 Pawan, give me guava flavor condom. 12:12.440 --> 12:14.520 Yes. I will make her do exercise, Pawan. Now hang up. 12:15.440 --> 12:17.480 Has Pawan started selling guava? 12:19.680 --> 12:20.920 Go and bring a glass of guava.. 12:21.280 --> 12:22.320 Bring water. 12:24.360 --> 12:28.160 Along with yoga if you follow the remedies shown on the screen 12:28.240 --> 12:30.640 - you will feel healthier. - Yes. Write down. 12:32.120 --> 12:33.640 Margosa Datun (Toothbrush twig) as soon as she wakes up. 12:33.720 --> 12:35.520 Margosa Datun. 12:35.600 --> 12:38.760 1 tsp basil powder to clean the stomach. 12:38.840 --> 12:40.440 Basil powder. 12:41.640 --> 12:45.960 Blackberry seed juice. Without water. 12:46.280 --> 12:48.360 Morning and evening. In one gulp. 12:48.840 --> 12:50.680 If you are unable to drink it, close your nostrils. 12:51.480 --> 12:53.360 3 sets of Kapalbhati. 12:53.760 --> 12:55.840 2 sets of Bhastrika. 12:56.360 --> 12:58.920 - Followed by.. - Whatever needs to be done I will do it day after tomorrow. 12:59.520 --> 13:01.240 What is the spelling of Bhastrika, papa? 13:03.080 --> 13:06.680 Write B and H. 13:07.280 --> 13:08.360 Followed by A and S.. 13:08.720 --> 13:10.960 Then TRI. End it with KA. 13:11.040 --> 13:12.760 What will happen of you? 13:13.000 --> 13:16.040 Papa, I will write it. But how is Bhastrika done? 13:16.120 --> 13:17.160 Shall I show you that too? 13:18.120 --> 13:19.120 Here. Listen. 13:19.200 --> 13:21.560 Close both the ears with your thumb. 13:21.640 --> 13:23.160 Close your eyes with your fingers. 13:23.240 --> 13:26.400 This art of stealing oxygen from nature is called Bhastrika. 13:26.480 --> 13:28.600 It's quite beneficial for diabetes patients. 13:28.680 --> 13:30.760 You can start this from today. 13:31.960 --> 13:33.840 I won't die of diabetes in a day. 13:33.920 --> 13:35.160 If yoga could cure it, so many people 13:35.240 --> 13:37.280 in the locality wouldn't have been suffering from it. 13:38.000 --> 13:40.000 - Awasthi's sister-in-law. Santoshi Awasthi. - Yes. 13:40.080 --> 13:41.680 She has diabetes since 12 years. 13:41.960 --> 13:44.280 Everyday she goes to Chhedi sweets shop 13:44.360 --> 13:46.160 and eats six plates of 'Chhena' (Sweets). 13:46.600 --> 13:49.040 Yes. She does yoga. That's why she is fine. 13:49.120 --> 13:52.320 Yes. She eats 'Chhena'. And you eat 'Imarti' (Sweets). 13:52.400 --> 13:54.080 You know a lot about his sister-in-law. 13:54.160 --> 13:56.120 Oh man! Don't be so suspicious. 13:56.200 --> 13:59.320 Lucky, I am asking for 10-12 Datun. I am not asking for margosa tree. 14:00.600 --> 14:02.600 What do you mean by he won't let you climb the tree in the evening? 14:05.280 --> 14:06.400 Will you bring it by tomorrow morning? 14:07.480 --> 14:08.440 Yes fine. Bring it. 14:09.680 --> 14:10.520 Mom. 14:10.880 --> 14:12.880 I have arranged for your Datun. We will get it by morning. 14:12.960 --> 14:14.200 It's good. 14:14.280 --> 14:15.800 Datun's arrangement has been done. 14:15.880 --> 14:18.160 Come on. Let's do Bhastrika. Leave your work. 14:18.240 --> 14:19.080 Son, go and bring a mat. 14:19.160 --> 14:20.520 Where did you keep the mat, mom? 14:21.840 --> 14:23.800 Tomorrow is kitty party. I have a lot of work to do. 14:23.880 --> 14:25.120 Whatever needs to be done will be done day after tomorrow. 14:25.200 --> 14:26.240 It's the limit. 14:26.640 --> 14:29.240 He is looking for the mat. He is arranging for margosa Datun. 14:29.320 --> 14:31.360 I am watching healthy videos on Youtube. 14:31.440 --> 14:32.720 And you are concerned about kitty party. 14:33.280 --> 14:36.320 I said kitty party won't happen. It's final. 14:37.800 --> 14:38.760 Kitty party will happen. 14:38.840 --> 14:42.160 - Only yoga will happen. - First kitty party. 14:42.320 --> 14:43.840 Followed by yoga. 14:45.760 --> 14:46.920 Annu. 14:48.080 --> 14:49.760 Call up Pawan and ask him 14:50.680 --> 14:53.480 if diabetes leads to mental illness. 14:53.560 --> 14:54.840 Like her father's case. 15:02.240 --> 15:03.160 Mom. 15:03.480 --> 15:04.360 Papa, you.. 15:04.440 --> 15:05.720 Mom. Mom. 15:05.800 --> 15:07.320 Mom, listen to me... 15:07.400 --> 15:08.880 Papa was kidding. Mom. 15:08.960 --> 15:09.920 Mom. 15:10.600 --> 15:11.920 Mom! 15:12.960 --> 15:15.040 Papa, was it important to talk about grandpa? 15:15.120 --> 15:16.840 - I didn't say anything wrong. - You didn't say anything wrong? 15:16.920 --> 15:18.000 Last time she left in a huff 15:18.080 --> 15:19.640 we found her at the bus depot after eight hours. 15:21.240 --> 15:22.960 She was knitting a sweater. 15:23.480 --> 15:25.800 This time tell her to knitting winter cap for you. 15:25.880 --> 15:26.920 Don't laugh! 15:27.760 --> 15:29.760 You are going on laughing. Show me what you have written. 15:29.840 --> 15:31.480 You don't know the spelling of Bhastrika. 15:31.560 --> 15:33.680 - It's your board exam. Focus on that. - It's enough now. 16:01.440 --> 16:02.240 Drink it. 16:06.400 --> 16:07.640 Annu has made it. Right? 16:08.120 --> 16:09.320 No. 16:10.440 --> 16:12.160 Annu's father has made it. 16:12.320 --> 16:13.560 Sugar free. 16:26.440 --> 16:27.640 Oh man! 16:29.080 --> 16:31.160 When I left in the morning, you were grinding chutney. 16:31.560 --> 16:33.480 When I returned, you were grinding spices. 16:34.080 --> 16:35.840 And now, you are infuriated. 16:37.120 --> 16:39.240 You should take rest too. 16:40.520 --> 16:42.240 It's important for your health. 16:48.280 --> 16:50.200 Cancel your kitty party. 16:50.280 --> 16:51.960 Would you have canceled it if your office staff 16:52.040 --> 16:54.040 had been coming and I was sick? 16:55.480 --> 16:56.400 Yes. I would have. 16:57.040 --> 16:58.480 If I had diabetes. 16:59.320 --> 17:01.960 Last time when I had fever, I had tied a bandage around my forehead 17:02.040 --> 17:04.040 and made chutney for 10 people. 17:05.440 --> 17:07.800 Oh yes! Shukla was saying 17:09.360 --> 17:11.360 that when you tie a bandage around your forehead, 17:11.440 --> 17:13.040 you look like 'Jeet' movie's Sunny Deol. 17:29.960 --> 17:31.040 Do you want to have it? 17:37.000 --> 17:38.440 Fine. Do it. 17:41.480 --> 17:44.160 - But I also have a condition. - I won't accept it. 17:45.480 --> 17:46.560 At least hear it first. 17:49.240 --> 17:50.080 What? 17:50.560 --> 17:53.760 I will make all the preparations. 17:54.120 --> 17:54.920 - What? - Yes. 17:55.240 --> 17:56.240 - No. - No. I told you. 17:56.320 --> 17:57.720 - No. No. - I am telling you. 17:57.800 --> 17:59.760 - No. I don't trust you.. - I will manage. 17:59.840 --> 18:03.080 - No! - Don't worry. I will manage. 18:03.160 --> 18:04.360 You won't be able to do it. 18:16.600 --> 18:17.400 How is it? 18:17.640 --> 18:19.000 You will look like a cartoon. 18:19.080 --> 18:20.480 I got it for the kitty party. 18:20.560 --> 18:23.000 Papa, it looks like you have cut it from a sari. 18:23.080 --> 18:24.040 Keep quiet. 18:24.120 --> 18:26.320 Talk less over there. Did you understand? 18:26.880 --> 18:28.000 And both of you. 18:28.080 --> 18:30.040 It's beyond your capacity. 18:30.120 --> 18:32.040 Think about it. There is still time. 18:32.120 --> 18:35.120 - I will do it alone. - I have thought about it. 18:35.480 --> 18:37.800 I had made breakfast in the morning. I will do everything. 18:37.880 --> 18:39.880 I have made half the preparations. 18:39.960 --> 18:42.440 You need to prepare food for 10 people. 18:42.520 --> 18:43.920 Not 10. But 15. 18:44.560 --> 18:47.000 Yes. Bittu's mom is also coming. 18:49.840 --> 18:52.440 By the way, mom, what will you do with the committee money? 18:52.520 --> 18:53.760 What else? She will hide it in the trunk. 18:53.840 --> 18:55.440 That's what she has been doing since ages. 18:55.520 --> 18:57.440 Forget that. Tell me the menu. 18:57.520 --> 18:58.920 - Menu. - Menu. 18:59.000 --> 19:00.600 - Menu. - Yes. Exactly. 19:00.680 --> 19:03.040 Menu is tea, biscuit and snacks. 19:03.120 --> 19:04.320 And for lunch, peas and cottage cheese veggie 19:04.400 --> 19:05.520 chickpeas and fried flatbread and 'Dahi Vada'. 19:05.600 --> 19:08.000 Followed by custard and cold drink. 19:08.080 --> 19:09.320 - What? - Yes. 19:09.400 --> 19:10.600 Custard and cold drink? 19:10.680 --> 19:12.080 - Yes. - It tastes delicious. 19:12.160 --> 19:14.280 I had eaten it at Ram Naresh Diwakar's birthday party. 19:14.360 --> 19:16.040 One spoon custard. One sip cold drink. 19:16.120 --> 19:17.680 One spoon custard. One sip cold drink. 19:17.760 --> 19:19.400 Papa, it had tasted heavenly. 19:19.480 --> 19:20.640 Simply awesome. 19:20.720 --> 19:21.840 You can do whatever you want. 19:21.920 --> 19:24.480 If the food doesn't taste good, then see what I do. 19:26.200 --> 19:27.120 Did you understand? 19:27.200 --> 19:28.240 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. 19:29.360 --> 19:30.320 Great. 19:30.920 --> 19:32.760 Meanwhile, I will go and do Bhastrika. 19:35.600 --> 19:38.160 Papa, mom has become sensible. 19:38.240 --> 19:40.080 She agreed to do Bhastrika. 19:40.160 --> 19:42.400 - She was taunting us. - What do you mean? 19:43.000 --> 19:45.560 You won't pass Hindi exam this time. 19:46.480 --> 19:48.560 Come on. Let's start the work. 19:52.920 --> 19:55.200 'Now it's not just about the kitty party.' 19:55.280 --> 19:57.320 'It's about the kitchen.' 19:58.000 --> 20:01.040 'When men enter the kitchen after many years' 20:01.120 --> 20:04.160 'they are bound to change the look of the kitchen.' 20:07.120 --> 20:09.640 'Chickpeas could become too salty.' 20:09.720 --> 20:10.840 'And to make fried flatbread fluffy' 20:10.920 --> 20:13.720 'soda could be added from other sources.' 20:14.240 --> 20:17.080 'It's also possible that while peeling peas' 20:17.160 --> 20:20.360 'these three men might finish off all the peas.' 20:20.440 --> 20:22.880 'And a new dish might be invented.' 20:22.960 --> 20:25.200 'Without peas and cottage cheese.' 21:00.760 --> 21:01.800 Aunt. 21:02.560 --> 21:05.000 Please return the note. 21:05.080 --> 21:06.560 We are very poor. 21:06.640 --> 21:08.440 Get lost. You shouldn't say that. 21:10.520 --> 21:11.800 Send me good one this time. 21:11.880 --> 21:13.280 Annu's mom. 21:13.680 --> 21:15.040 - Bittu's mom is here. - Yes. 21:15.120 --> 21:16.640 I am slightly late. 21:19.040 --> 21:20.280 Move aside. 21:20.360 --> 21:22.200 Where are you barging in? 21:22.280 --> 21:24.200 - You are sitting on my sari. - Carefully. 21:25.080 --> 21:27.360 Bittu's papa has booked Alto car. 21:27.880 --> 21:29.320 I told him to drop me. 21:29.400 --> 21:31.040 He said we will get it after 20 days. 21:31.120 --> 21:32.400 I fought with him. 21:32.640 --> 21:33.840 I sent him back to the showroom. 21:33.920 --> 21:35.640 I told him if you don't bring Alto by evening 21:35.720 --> 21:37.040 you also don't return home. 21:37.520 --> 21:38.920 Is this the holy water? 21:39.800 --> 21:41.040 If you want, I will sprinkle it on you. 21:41.120 --> 21:42.960 All your sins will get mitigated. 21:43.040 --> 21:44.080 What else? 21:44.160 --> 21:46.080 What holy water? 21:46.160 --> 21:48.480 This is Haryana's water. 21:48.760 --> 21:50.960 Annu's mom, this will cure your diabetes. 21:51.040 --> 21:52.880 Annu's mom, when did you get diabetes? 21:52.960 --> 21:54.680 How much is it? You didn't tell me. 21:54.760 --> 21:56.600 Are you a doctor that she will tell you? 21:56.680 --> 21:58.320 - How much is it? - It isn't too high. 21:58.400 --> 22:00.200 I will do yoga and it will be fine. 22:00.280 --> 22:03.600 No. No. No, Annu's mom Yoga won't cure it. 22:03.680 --> 22:05.920 Two caps in the morning and two caps in the evening. 22:06.000 --> 22:07.520 Only this will cure it. 22:07.600 --> 22:10.160 Look. She will start her business. 22:10.240 --> 22:13.560 She will distribute two caps of it and extract money. 22:13.640 --> 22:15.680 How much biscuit will you eat? Keep it back. 22:15.760 --> 22:17.480 - Let's start it. - Yes. 22:17.560 --> 22:19.160 My ticket. My ticket. 22:20.560 --> 22:22.560 She always wins. 22:22.640 --> 22:24.440 She is a big cheater. 22:24.520 --> 22:26.000 - Yes. - Let the game start. 22:26.080 --> 22:28.200 8 and 0. 80. 22:28.280 --> 22:29.560 - Tea is boiling. - Yes. 22:29.640 --> 22:31.360 - Get the cups. - Yes, papa. 22:32.040 --> 22:34.640 [Indistinct chatter] 22:34.720 --> 22:35.720 That's it. It's done. 22:35.800 --> 22:39.000 - Enough, Mrs. Chaudhary. Shall we start? - Yes. 22:39.080 --> 22:40.840 That's it. That's it. Will you crush it? 22:40.920 --> 22:42.320 It should drown properly. 22:42.400 --> 22:44.200 Yes. You have to drown it, son. And not crush it. 22:44.280 --> 22:45.640 Do you remember what mom had told you? 22:46.240 --> 22:47.760 Did you add salt? 22:48.040 --> 22:49.080 12. 22:49.800 --> 22:51.000 But curd is sour. 22:51.080 --> 22:52.240 What is the need to add salt? 22:52.320 --> 22:53.880 Isn't salt added in 'Dahi Vada'? 22:56.400 --> 22:59.680 Whenever I have eaten it, I have seen red chili powder floating on top. 22:59.760 --> 23:01.240 I think we should add that. 23:01.320 --> 23:02.680 Hey! Did you crush chilies? 23:03.000 --> 23:04.160 You are making me wash vessels since morning. 23:04.240 --> 23:05.480 How will I crush chilies? Did you crush chilies? 23:05.560 --> 23:06.840 I won't spare you. 23:06.920 --> 23:08.240 You haven't done anything properly since morning. 23:08.320 --> 23:10.120 - Papa, I washed all vessels. - Come on. 23:10.720 --> 23:13.200 Hey! You have rolled the flatbread so pathetically. 23:13.280 --> 23:14.920 Do you remember what your mom had told you? 23:15.400 --> 23:17.040 Here. Cut it with the bowl. 23:20.800 --> 23:23.200 Oh papa! It is very difficult. 23:23.280 --> 23:25.880 It's not difficult. It's impossible. That too everyday. 23:26.680 --> 23:29.360 At least you get paid when you do a job. 23:30.400 --> 23:31.880 Aman, bring 'Dahi Vada'. 23:31.960 --> 23:33.320 Yes. Bringing. Bringing. 23:33.400 --> 23:35.600 - 'Dahi Vada'. - Papa, tea. 23:35.680 --> 23:37.640 - Spoon. Bring the tray. - Here is the tray. 23:41.160 --> 23:42.920 - I don't want to play. - Why? 23:43.000 --> 23:45.240 She wins all the time. She won twice. I don't want to play. 23:45.320 --> 23:49.080 I am telling you. She always cheats and wins. 23:49.160 --> 23:51.000 - You are.. - Hello. Hello. 23:51.080 --> 23:52.160 'Dahi Vada' is here. 23:52.240 --> 23:53.320 - Here. - Hello, brother. 23:53.400 --> 23:54.720 - Here. - Hello, brother. 23:54.800 --> 23:57.680 Here. What happened to your hand? 23:57.760 --> 23:59.720 She broke her hand. What else? 24:02.480 --> 24:05.200 3 and 3. That's 33. 24:05.560 --> 24:08.000 Whenever I tell my husband to help me in the kitchen 24:08.080 --> 24:11.040 he gives me a wide smile. 24:13.080 --> 24:14.640 - Take it. - Brother. 24:14.880 --> 24:16.640 Have you got fired from your job? 24:16.720 --> 24:18.680 No. Oh no! 24:19.600 --> 24:21.120 - I took a leave from office. - Yes. 24:21.200 --> 24:23.080 There was a lot of workload. 24:23.160 --> 24:24.160 - Yes. - I thought I will help her. 24:24.240 --> 24:25.160 Yes. To help me. 24:25.240 --> 24:27.880 Tea. Tea. Drink tea. 24:27.960 --> 24:29.920 - Thank you, son. - Tea. Tea. 24:30.600 --> 24:32.160 Why are you serving tea with 'Dahi Vada'? 24:32.240 --> 24:33.480 It was papa's idea. 24:35.480 --> 24:36.960 Aren't you drinking tea? 24:37.040 --> 24:38.280 No. I have diabetes. 24:38.360 --> 24:41.880 Tea is good for your blood. 24:41.960 --> 24:44.520 Brother, did you make 'Dahi Vada'? 24:45.360 --> 24:47.360 Yes. Is it nice? 24:47.440 --> 24:50.320 Yes. It's okay once in a while. 24:50.400 --> 24:53.680 My husband gets enthusiastic about cooking chicken. 24:53.760 --> 24:56.200 He wreaks havoc. 24:56.280 --> 25:00.600 In the end he says, "Shall we order chicken from outside?" 25:03.680 --> 25:05.280 Listen to me. 25:05.360 --> 25:09.280 Last week Bittu's papa made the best lemonade. 25:09.360 --> 25:11.720 - Yes. - Water and lemon were served separately. 25:12.200 --> 25:16.000 I told him to bring a spoon so that I can stir it and drink. 25:16.080 --> 25:19.000 He couldn't find a spoon for half an hour. 25:20.040 --> 25:21.800 - Then? - What else? 25:21.880 --> 25:24.040 I drank water and licked the lemon. 25:25.920 --> 25:28.560 - They can only cause commotion. - Yes. 25:28.640 --> 25:30.920 They don't know where things are kept in the kitchen. 25:31.000 --> 25:34.880 If you tell them to do something they behave as if they are doing a favor. 25:35.600 --> 25:37.160 The other day Rohit's papa added carom seeds 25:37.240 --> 25:39.920 instead of cumin seeds while making bottle gourd veggie. 25:40.000 --> 25:43.840 And he was asking me to taste and see how it is. 25:44.800 --> 25:46.080 Did everybody's stomach get cleaned? 25:46.160 --> 25:49.040 The whole night farting was going on. 25:53.120 --> 25:56.680 Brother, tea with 'Dahi Vada'.. 25:56.760 --> 25:58.280 It's good. It's good. Try it. 25:58.360 --> 25:59.760 - Shall I say something? - Yes. 25:59.840 --> 26:02.440 Men make just anything. 26:02.920 --> 26:03.960 - Hear about her family. - Yes. 26:04.040 --> 26:06.000 - Tell us. Tell us. - What? What happened? 26:06.080 --> 26:09.400 - Tell us. Let her speak. - No. Tell us. 26:09.480 --> 26:12.160 At her daughter's birthday party her husband 26:12.240 --> 26:14.160 served custard with cold drink. 26:14.240 --> 26:16.920 You are talking nonsense. 26:18.080 --> 26:21.240 - Number 2 looks like a torn kite. - Yes. 26:21.320 --> 26:24.520 Women are fed up of men's demand. 26:24.600 --> 26:27.760 Forget that. Settle the account of Rs.20. 26:27.840 --> 26:30.440 - What Rs.20? - It's written in the diary. 26:30.520 --> 26:32.920 - Let me tell you. - I have done. 26:33.000 --> 26:36.520 Son, don't serve custard and cold drink together. 26:36.600 --> 26:38.440 We will be disgraced badly. 26:38.520 --> 26:40.920 - Wear your apron. - No. Leave it. 26:41.280 --> 26:43.680 How are you making fried flatbread? 26:43.760 --> 26:45.120 - Papa. - Yes. 26:47.040 --> 26:49.000 Is kitty party so much fun? 26:59.440 --> 27:02.040 'I have a little and I need a little.' 27:02.120 --> 27:06.040 'That's why committee's Rs.10 is so gratifying.' 27:06.120 --> 27:10.400 'And this pleasure augments when women earn it.' 27:10.720 --> 27:12.520 'And use it for their household.' 27:12.600 --> 27:16.480 'The same household where the onus of fulfilling their needs' 27:16.560 --> 27:18.640 'was thrust on you.' 27:19.400 --> 27:20.880 'Who had thrust it?' 27:20.960 --> 27:21.880 'Who knows?' 27:22.520 --> 27:24.680 'When was it thrust? Nobody knows.' 27:24.760 --> 27:27.480 'But you assumed that you are her messiah.' 27:27.720 --> 27:31.000 'You couldn't understand her or her needs.' 27:31.360 --> 27:32.880 'She waited.' 27:33.400 --> 27:35.760 'For days, months and years.' 27:36.720 --> 27:38.920 'She waited for you from the time she used to stare in the mirror' 27:39.000 --> 27:42.800 'for hours to the time she wiped dust from the mirror.' 27:44.120 --> 27:46.600 'But now...she won't wait anymore.' 27:47.440 --> 27:49.560 'Because once the waiting period is over' 27:49.640 --> 27:52.080 'a person starts loving her own self.' 27:53.280 --> 27:55.800 'Now they will fulfill their own needs.' 27:57.040 --> 27:57.960 'Are you listening?' 27:58.280 --> 28:01.280 'This laughter. It's the laughter of hope.' 28:01.880 --> 28:06.640 'Who knows? Someone's little hope might be fulfilled today.' 28:06.880 --> 28:11.280 'And these loud laughter reveal that whether they get diabetes' 28:11.880 --> 28:13.760 'or whether the cooker's whistle blows' 28:14.480 --> 28:16.560 'but kitty party will continue.' 28:22.920 --> 28:25.000 Prema Shukla. 28:26.080 --> 28:27.840 Pushpa Dubey. 28:28.280 --> 28:32.440 Premlata Chaudhary. The buffalo lady. 28:33.400 --> 28:36.440 - Look. Mrs. Chaudhary is also there. - Yes. 28:36.520 --> 28:37.960 Here is Bittu's mom. 28:38.040 --> 28:40.200 Check how much she has given. 28:40.280 --> 28:42.240 - Yes, papa. I will check. - Yes. 28:43.160 --> 28:45.160 She has tied it with a thread, papa. 28:45.600 --> 28:48.160 - I hope she doesn't practice black magic. - What are you saying? 28:48.240 --> 28:49.840 She is not trustworthy. 28:51.600 --> 28:54.480 With so much money I can buy dragon core processor phone, papa. 28:54.560 --> 28:57.280 Not phone. Headphone. Noise cancelation headphone. 28:57.360 --> 28:59.640 You cannot hear outside sound. 28:59.720 --> 29:00.720 No. 29:01.200 --> 29:03.840 The house needs a new TV. 29:04.120 --> 29:06.840 Papa, we have a TV. We will buy something else. 29:06.920 --> 29:09.160 See who has come. Yes I will see.. 29:10.120 --> 29:11.640 She is fully charged. 29:14.080 --> 29:15.560 Let's see. 29:16.960 --> 29:18.640 Yes. Keep it in the kitchen. 29:19.960 --> 29:20.920 Jeetu. 29:21.520 --> 29:22.520 Who is it? 29:23.640 --> 29:25.840 Annu...give me Rs.4500. 29:26.760 --> 29:28.000 Give me Rs.4500. 29:30.840 --> 29:32.440 Why are you looking at him? Give it to me. 29:34.960 --> 29:35.760 Give it. 29:48.240 --> 29:49.800 Here. Yes. 29:53.920 --> 29:55.240 Sir, give me a tip. 29:56.080 --> 29:58.480 Aman...give him 'Dahi Vada'. 29:59.760 --> 30:01.520 Eat it. It's very tasty. 30:01.600 --> 30:02.720 No. It's fine. 30:02.800 --> 30:03.600 Eat it. 30:03.680 --> 30:05.240 - It's fine. - Jeetu, listen. 30:18.320 --> 30:19.440 What has she ordered? 30:21.520 --> 30:23.480 Mixer, grinder, juicer. 30:23.840 --> 30:25.160 It's three-in-one, brother. 30:26.760 --> 30:27.680 Mom. 30:28.080 --> 30:29.400 You ordered it all of a sudden. 30:33.480 --> 30:34.720 What was the need for this? 30:34.920 --> 30:36.120 You had mortar and pestle. 30:36.520 --> 30:37.720 Because I have diabetes. 30:39.160 --> 30:41.120 Yes. I know that. 30:41.560 --> 30:44.360 That's why we were handling everything since morning. 30:49.360 --> 30:50.200 Did you handle it? 30:50.800 --> 30:51.640 Yes. 30:52.680 --> 30:55.000 Yes. We handled it, mom. 30:55.080 --> 30:58.480 They came, ate, sang and danced. And left. 31:06.240 --> 31:07.440 Who ate in this plate? 31:08.680 --> 31:11.400 We will have to call forensic team to find that out. 31:11.480 --> 31:12.560 Who ate in this plate? 31:12.640 --> 31:14.400 What are you saying? 31:17.960 --> 31:19.480 Everybody left two hours ago. 31:19.560 --> 31:22.160 Send leftover 'Dahi Vada' to forensic team. 31:22.240 --> 31:23.200 Along with the flies. 31:24.040 --> 31:25.400 No, mom. We were going to pick it up. 31:25.480 --> 31:26.520 Listen. We were going to pick it up. 31:31.080 --> 31:32.760 When was the last time you picked up your plate? 31:34.160 --> 31:37.200 Forget that. When did you take a glass of water on your own? 31:37.280 --> 31:39.320 Yesterday I drank water from my bottle. 31:41.240 --> 31:42.080 And you.. 31:42.880 --> 31:44.400 You love chutney, don't you? 31:44.760 --> 31:45.640 The one that's grinded on mortar and pestle. 31:47.080 --> 31:49.360 Do you remember? When I came to your house as a newlywed bride 31:49.440 --> 31:51.680 mortar and pestle was kept on the kitchen platform. 31:53.480 --> 31:56.000 The only difference is that I used to stand and grind chutney at that time. 31:56.080 --> 31:58.160 And now, I sit in the courtyard and grind it. 31:59.240 --> 32:00.120 Do you know why? 32:01.880 --> 32:04.800 Because my knees pain, Mr. Mishra. 32:07.480 --> 32:11.080 Now I won't be able to stand and cook food or grind chutney. 32:11.160 --> 32:13.240 That's why I have ordered a mixer for myself. 32:23.800 --> 32:26.560 I will set up the mixer wherever I want. 32:26.920 --> 32:29.200 On the roof or in the courtyard or in the bedroom or in the bathroom. 32:31.240 --> 32:32.640 And grind spices comfortably. 32:33.200 --> 32:35.360 Not only for myself, but for the entire locality. 32:43.680 --> 32:46.440 You will have to toil, do yoga and change your routine. 32:46.520 --> 32:50.600 I will change my routine. Can all of you change your routine for me? 32:52.640 --> 32:54.240 Forget that. If you are so concerned, then tell me. 32:54.320 --> 32:55.960 What have you thought about dinner? 32:57.520 --> 32:58.840 Dinner is prepared everyday. 33:01.520 --> 33:03.560 Or will men cook only during the day? 33:15.520 --> 33:17.480 I am preparing yellow rice with potato. 33:19.080 --> 33:20.320 It's called 'Tehri'. 33:22.200 --> 33:25.000 Why? Isn't it called disappointment? 33:29.080 --> 33:30.720 Whoever wants to eat, let me know. 33:32.920 --> 33:33.800 I will eat. 33:35.760 --> 33:36.920 I will also eat. 33:37.120 --> 33:38.600 I have been eating it since childhood. 33:56.040 --> 33:59.440 'So from today and right now, it's confirmed.' 34:00.280 --> 34:04.680 'So from today and right now, it's confirmed.' 34:04.760 --> 34:09.640 'Whenever yellow rice with potato will be prepared' 34:09.840 --> 34:12.200 'in Mishra household, men will call it not disappointment.' 34:12.560 --> 34:14.520 'But Tehri.'