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"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

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"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

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"He is mightier than mountains!
Beyond all malice and sickness!"

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[indistinct prayer]

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[indistinct prayer]

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"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

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"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

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"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

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"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

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"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

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"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

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[sanskrit chants]

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[sanskrit chants]

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Tell me something.

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Were you playing
the drum or working out?

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I am asking you if
you have been trained.

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Hail Lord Mahadev! Hail Lord Mahadev!

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Lucky, are you dumb?

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When one is under
pressure one has to sing!

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I did give you the number
of Kukku from Chatarpur.

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Did you send your resume to him?
What did he say?

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What else? 'I'll get back to you'

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Did he get back?

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I called him 12 times
and he called me back once.

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Kukku!

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What did he say?

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What else? No freshers needed.

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And I had a gap of two years.
I well know that!

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But he is right.

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You need to have experience for a job.

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I need to get a job first
to have some experience.

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I cannot buy experience from a shop!

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I need to work something out.
Do not worry.

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Why are Humpty Dumpty here?

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I got a call from them this morning.

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They wanted to get a job done.

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And there is only one man in this area
that can get things done. It is you.

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Come here!

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What do you think of me?

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You get me dragged in all this nonsense
and hence I cannot get a proper resume.

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You...

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Hello brother.

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Yes.

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Speak.

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He hung up.

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Then you may go and get it.

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How much do we want?

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Dry fruits are needed
in small quantity.

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And hence I ask, how much?

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- Call him!
- He must be busy at the temple.

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It is a Wednesday.
Why is he there today?

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He goes every day.
That is his work now.

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First he washes hands
and sweeps the floor.

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Then he washes hands
and rolls our carpet.

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Then he washes hands
and offers vermillion to Lord.

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Then he washes hands
and offers oil to Lord.

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Then he washes hands
and distributes offertory.

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Then he washes hands and looks at them

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as if he washed off his fate!

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Do you know what I think?

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It has become his passion now.

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He could not clear SSC
so he wants to be a priest.

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Call him and tell
him to bring dry fruits.

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Today we will make some 'Kheer'.

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For real?
We get to eat kheer?

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I'll cook today but you get
to eat tomorrow.

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Why?

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Today is the 'Sharad Purnima'.
Elixir is added to 'Kheer'.

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So why can we not eat it today?

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Make the call.

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Who is it?

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Mom, answer the door.

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What is it?

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Ma'am, can I have some water?

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Aman! Bring some water!

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What are you doing?
Why do you put it here?

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I will not be able to open the window.

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Open your heart! That is what matters!

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'Save and educate girls!'
We do not have daughters.

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Then educate sons!

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Our nation needs them.

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Rishikesh, how are you?

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- Greetings!
- Greetings!

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Here you go, have some sweets.

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Are you a father now?

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I am not married yet.

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I got a job. I cleared SSC.

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So you will no longer
go on handing out bills.

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Here is the bill.

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Today is the last day for me.

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So please pay it on time.

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I will be leaving now.

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- How are you Rishikesh?
- Great!

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Here, have some sweets!

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I did not want to have a bath!

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You should have told us!

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This seems to be someone else's bill.

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'Mishra family wanted to
make 'Kheer' full of dry fruits.'

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'And here comes the electricity bill.'

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'And now that the bill is
hefty expenses will be reduced.'

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'A classic case of
middle class family.'

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'Not much has changed in this family.'

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'A father that still works
for the electricity department.'

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'And his scooter
gives the same mileage.'

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'Elder son,
Annu Mishra, busy without work.'

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'And he feels that
his house is a lodge.'

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'Younger Son Aman Mishra.'

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'Wakes, brushes his teeth,
studies hard'

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'and forgets all very soon.'

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'And as usual,
we have the mother, at last..'

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'One who waits for elixir
to drop in her 'Kheer'.'

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'Welcome back,
I am the piggy bank of this house.'

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'I have no money
but I gather stories.'

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'Pay heed, stories and not tales.'

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'Had this been a tale
the 'Kheer' would be poisonous'

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'for that extra touch of melodrama!'

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"Sometimes,
as easy as games of children."

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"Sometimes it gets
difficult and taxing."

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"Simple and yet twisted."

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"But we did hold on."

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"Sometimes slick,
sometimes it slacked."

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"Sometimes a bit low
and then high stacked."

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"A mellow sweetness
that would dissolve."

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"Or a touch of spice!"

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'Such is life.
A collection of memories.'

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'Such is life.
A collection of memories.'

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It seems that the TV
has been running a lot.

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You watch the shows.

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You recite movie lines in sleep.

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You cry in the washroom
seeing the protagonist cry.

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You want to offer freshwater
using motor pump to plants!

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You want the geyser to
run so you can have a bath.

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You have me iron your handkerchief.

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And I am the one watching too much TV?

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Someone shut her up!

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Mom, have you been
watching news debates?

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You mock others!
Rishikesh cleared SSC.

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- Who is that?
- The one who hands out bills.

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He has got a job.

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- Where is he posted?
- Sonbhadra.

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It is at the border. Rural.

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- Less HRA, I believe.
- Add the TADA in.

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- About 23,000 at best.
- Good sum to start with.

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- Where is this place?
- Outside your syllabus!

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- Focus on your board exams.
- Like you do as a priest?

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He said it was your passion.

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It is a good thing to pray.
Why do you bother him?

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A devotee stands before
God with clean hands

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and he chases after
God with empty hands!

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Mom, God wanted to meet
me so I went to him for a while.

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- Dad, a problem happened.
- What is it?

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Lucky brought Humpty
Dumpty over there.

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I saw him all grumpy and sad.

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I asked him what was the matter so they
said they had a spiked electricity bill

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and they wanted to talk to
me as you work for the department

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and they seek a settlement.

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What did you say?

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I said get lost. I refused.

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Well said.

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Then he said if we
can work something out.

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What did you say then?

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I said that my father is an honest man.

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And he would rather beg
than go for such foul income.

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He is speaking of your father.

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Dumpty was very said.
He could pay up such a sum.

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He said he would kill himself
by jumping from the ropeway.

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That transformer is short.

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We got a complaint.
How will he reach there?

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He is a player of Long jump.
He can do it anywhere.

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- How can it be so high?
- Something is wrong.

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You do not know. Rashmi,
from the third lane told me of it.

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- You seem to be fond of her.
- She is fond of me.

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-He does not listen. - He has no job but
seeks company of women.

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That is not. They come after me.

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What do you mean by that?

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Do not burn it out.

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You are a clerk and not a lineman.

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Thank you for reminding me.

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- I was about to swing here!
- What are you doing?

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Let me do my job.
I know what I am doing.

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The reading is fine.

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- And the wheel is going proper.
- Dad.

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Let us move to Delhi.

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Why?

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I heard the government
pay for electricity.

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Is that right?

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Then so be it.

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So get us some tickets.

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Book a flat for the family.

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Find a school for yourself
and temple for your brother

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and find a job for me. For you mom..

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Get her Bittu's mom!

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Lucky calling.

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Yes, Lucky.

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It cannot be done.

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- He is my father.
- Look at the way he speaks.

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Do not do it. You did it last time.
And you fell ill.

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Hello, listen to me...
Just listen to me. Hello...

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- He bound me in an oath.
- Whose?

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- On his own life.
- Then let him die.

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[Humming]

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Dad.

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Please get it done.

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Oh no.

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Focus on the hand first.

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- I am doing it.
- And then you must adjust.

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Stop sitting at the temple.
or you will be punished.

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This life is hard, my dear.

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Dad, let us make it easy then.

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I am not asking to get
this done for all but few.

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It is not for free.
We get a little something.

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And Lucky has made an offer already.

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- What did he offer?
- Commission Rs. 10 per unit.

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- Cash?
- I can have it sent to your account.

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- That is corruption.
- Convenience fees.

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- It is one and the same!
- Dad! Dad!

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Sit here. You have been acting out.

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Work at my feet now.

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It helps both parties.

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- Is that so?
- Indeed, it is.

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Think of it.

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You had my driving
licence made at age of 16.

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- And how did it happen?
- How?

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Bribe!

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Broker got the money
we got the license.

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No one gains no one loses.

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How do you think Mr. Chaudhry
gets you a reservation?

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You are not praying
a bribe for it.

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You pay a convenience fee.

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And look at him, he has a car.
And I own a scooter.

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Look at that.
I have been working for 30 years

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and you will now tell
me of convenience fee?

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Dad, everyone takes
bribe in your office.

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Mr. Dubey has earned a
lot and got such a nice house.

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- It's okay.
- I went to poop in his toilet.

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Due to the AC in there
I could not do it well.

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He has such pride.

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He may act all prideful

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But no respect.

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I may not have earned money

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but I sure did earn respect.

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Then why do you not
contest an election?

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You will not get a
single vote from our house.

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Truly said. It does sound true.

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Mom, one needs respect.

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Go ahead, tell mason to
use respect to make your house.

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And we will use respect
to get provisions for next month.

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You may pay four your
data pack by respect.

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If you need the pack for
a month you may use all our respect.

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And you need a new phone.

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Use the respect that
is left to buy that phone.

00:14:19.760 --> 00:14:22.200 align:center
The one with dragon processor.

00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:23.000 align:center
What is that?

00:14:23.120 --> 00:14:25.280 align:center
He keeps playing games! All day long!

00:14:25.400 --> 00:14:27.080 align:center
His phone keeps charging!

00:14:27.200 --> 00:14:31.520 align:center
- Mom he does play a lot.
- Stop this game at once!

00:14:31.640 --> 00:14:34.880 align:center
This game will cause
us a lot of troubles.

00:14:35.040 --> 00:14:37.760 align:center
Aman, get some milk.
I have to make kheer.

00:14:37.880 --> 00:14:40.320 align:center
You will need a lot
to make some kheer.

00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:42.400 align:center
No need, I'll add some water. Skim it.

00:14:42.520 --> 00:14:46.000 align:center
- I am not eating that!
- I want dry fruits in it!

00:14:46.200 --> 00:14:48.480 align:center
You will eat what I cook!

00:14:48.760 --> 00:14:49.880 align:center
We have already spent
a lot this month!

00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:52.400 align:center
It will not cost much. Just buy it.

00:14:52.520 --> 00:14:54.400 align:center
I know well how to run this house.

00:14:54.520 --> 00:14:57.480 align:center
No one touches it.
I'll place in courtyard.

00:14:57.600 --> 00:14:59.800 align:center
We'll eat it by spoon!

00:14:59.920 --> 00:15:02.200 align:center
- It is 'Shard Purnima'.
- So what?

00:15:02.320 --> 00:15:04.440 align:center
The kheer I'll be made
today but we can eat it tomorrow.

00:15:04.560 --> 00:15:06.800 align:center
-Then I wil bring the milk tomorrow.
- He is a dullard.

00:15:07.160 --> 00:15:10.280 align:center
Kheer will be made today and placed
in courtyard for the thing to drip.

00:15:10.400 --> 00:15:11.400 align:center
- What?
- Elixir.

00:15:11.520 --> 00:15:12.400 align:center
What if it does not drip?

00:15:12.600 --> 00:15:14.880 align:center
No way! It will happen.

00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:16.720 align:center
We all will eat the sacred kheer.

00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:18.960 align:center
Our entire family will be
blessed and safe from troubles.

00:15:19.400 --> 00:15:21.480 align:center
Why did I not hear of it before? How?

00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:22.440 align:center
Come here.

00:15:23.000 --> 00:15:24.000 align:center
- Come here.
- Yes, tell me.

00:15:24.240 --> 00:15:25.320 align:center
This is double.

00:15:25.440 --> 00:15:27.000 align:center
- Make it triple!
- Dad!

00:15:27.120 --> 00:15:28.680 align:center
- Mom!
- Stop it now!

00:15:28.800 --> 00:15:30.600 align:center
- Why do you not study?
- I was just..

00:15:30.720 --> 00:15:31.800 align:center
Get back to studies now!

00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:27.400 align:center
I admit that we have much expenses

00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:31.240 align:center
but we cannot dial it down on food.

00:16:38.520 --> 00:16:40.840 align:center
We can shut the fan off.

00:17:00.560 --> 00:17:01.800 align:center
Darn it!

00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:06.320 align:center
What does such honesty bring?

00:17:08.320 --> 00:17:11.840 align:center
I wish I could earn enough
to feed good stuff to our sons.

00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:22.680 align:center
Let me tell you

00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:27.560 align:center
gold looks great on you

00:17:29.520 --> 00:17:30.720 align:center
It is a duplicate.

00:17:31.640 --> 00:17:34.760 align:center
You had mortgaged the original
for your sister's wedding.

00:17:42.520 --> 00:17:44.520 align:center
Running away from the truth
will not help you.

00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:45.920 align:center
To water the plant.

00:17:47.280 --> 00:17:49.400 align:center
Who waters the plant at night?

00:17:49.520 --> 00:17:51.960 align:center
I do! My plant my rules!

00:17:52.080 --> 00:17:53.360 align:center
Let me see what happens!

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Move your leg, I am sleeping here!

00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:06.120 align:center
Move your leg!

00:18:15.600 --> 00:18:16.960 align:center
How much do you get?

00:18:17.600 --> 00:18:18.520 align:center
What?

00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:21.400 align:center
- Convenience fee.
- How about you focus on your studies?

00:18:23.040 --> 00:18:25.320 align:center
- I cannot sleep.
- Go take a dump.

00:18:25.840 --> 00:18:27.920 align:center
You ate a lot
and now you are troubling me.

00:18:28.440 --> 00:18:30.000 align:center
You used up all my deodorant.

00:18:34.480 --> 00:18:36.200 align:center
How much are humpty Dumpty paying?

00:18:39.440 --> 00:18:40.680 align:center
1500 in cash,

00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:43.000 align:center
a memory card of 32 GB

00:18:43.560 --> 00:18:45.200 align:center
and a carton of mint cigarettes.

00:18:45.560 --> 00:18:48.600 align:center
- And what will I get?
- A kick! Want it?

00:18:49.440 --> 00:18:52.440 align:center
You did not find me on the streets!
I am your brother!

00:18:52.760 --> 00:18:55.480 align:center
- I should get some!
- You get an advice.

00:18:56.920 --> 00:18:57.640 align:center
Look.

00:18:58.600 --> 00:19:01.720 align:center
There are two types of
people who can fly a kite.

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One that takes others down gently.

00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:09.160 align:center
And then there are
those who do it instantly.

00:19:10.040 --> 00:19:13.120 align:center
But while trying the gentle
measure one does lose their own kite.

00:19:13.240 --> 00:19:15.120 align:center
Just as I lost my chance in SSC.

00:19:16.120 --> 00:19:21.120 align:center
But one who does not
give up rarely fails.

00:19:21.560 --> 00:19:22.320 align:center
What do you mean?

00:19:22.440 --> 00:19:26.400 align:center
I want you to give your
best for the board exams.

00:19:27.960 --> 00:19:30.000 align:center
- Do you not get it?
- I got it.

00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:32.440 align:center
You are dumb. Bring me some water.

00:19:32.560 --> 00:19:34.920 align:center
I am exhausted. Make it quick.

00:19:38.280 --> 00:19:39.680 align:center
- I am sleepy.
- Move!

00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:41.240 align:center
Nothersome!

00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:44.120 align:center
No one pays heed.

00:19:46.840 --> 00:19:49.080 align:center
- Dubey, tell me something.
- Yes, Mishra.

00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:51.280 align:center
- About that...
- What is it?

00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:53.840 align:center
Something often done in the office.

00:19:53.960 --> 00:19:56.720 align:center
- Power nap?
- Convenience fee.

00:19:57.840 --> 00:20:00.040 align:center
Is it risky?

00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:03.320 align:center
Mishra, even a squirrel takes risk.

00:20:03.600 --> 00:20:04.760 align:center
Have you noticed?

00:20:05.040 --> 00:20:07.560 align:center
She acts hasty to get a grain of food.

00:20:08.080 --> 00:20:10.680 align:center
She risks her life
everyday to survive.

00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:12.880 align:center
Mishra, it is time

00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:16.160 align:center
to make risk compulsory in life.

00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:19.240 align:center
Do I now have to be
a squirrel in this age?

00:20:19.560 --> 00:20:22.000 align:center
Why do you get so scared?

00:20:22.440 --> 00:20:25.120 align:center
I had five people adjusted
in the second lane.

00:20:25.240 --> 00:20:27.720 align:center
- What are you saying?
- I mean it.

00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:30.320 align:center
- Is that so?
- Tell me something.

00:20:30.720 --> 00:20:31.960 align:center
Your kids are growing up.

00:20:32.280 --> 00:20:34.320 align:center
We do not have a lot of money.

00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:36.920 align:center
I only had a small house.

00:20:37.240 --> 00:20:40.040 align:center
Had I stayed there
my sons would kick me out.

00:20:41.760 --> 00:20:46.320 align:center
Mishra, for people like
us convenience fee is no risk

00:20:46.800 --> 00:20:48.080 align:center
but an insurance.

00:20:48.480 --> 00:20:50.800 align:center
Do you get that? Do you understand?

00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:52.440 align:center
Mishra.

00:20:52.560 --> 00:20:56.120 align:center
- 'Dilemma, quandary, impasse.'
- Hello. Mishra.

00:20:56.520 --> 00:21:00.320 align:center
'An emotion stuck with
middle class people.'

00:21:00.440 --> 00:21:04.320 align:center
'One that cannot be
accepted nor rejected.'

00:21:05.000 --> 00:21:09.000 align:center
'Worried about family's
honour and reputation.'

00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:10.800 align:center
'Public humiliation.'

00:21:11.080 --> 00:21:13.760 align:center
'Often prevalent in small towns'

00:21:13.960 --> 00:21:18.000 align:center
'these are some permanent lines.'

00:21:18.640 --> 00:21:20.120 align:center
'Mr. Mishra here.'

00:21:20.840 --> 00:21:22.920 align:center
'He has a dilemma.'

00:21:23.640 --> 00:21:27.640 align:center
'He is like the money in PF account'

00:21:28.040 --> 00:21:31.840 align:center
'that must be invested
but without any risk.'

00:21:31.960 --> 00:21:35.000 align:center
The number you have dialled
is currently busy.

00:21:35.200 --> 00:21:37.440 align:center
- Rs. 800 for Maheshwari.
- 800.

00:21:37.560 --> 00:21:40.000 align:center
- And Rs. 1100 for Salman.
- 1100.

00:21:40.440 --> 00:21:41.280 align:center
Hold it.

00:21:42.640 --> 00:21:43.480 align:center
Make it 1200.

00:21:44.080 --> 00:21:46.040 align:center
Last time he gave us a cheaper sweet.

00:21:46.160 --> 00:21:48.320 align:center
And a rotten banana.

00:21:48.920 --> 00:21:50.320 align:center
He gave you a banana?

00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:53.000 align:center
Make it 1250,

00:21:53.520 --> 00:21:55.720 align:center
There it goes.

00:21:58.640 --> 00:22:00.160 align:center
What about Humpty and Dumpty?

00:22:00.280 --> 00:22:02.000 align:center
Dad, they are friends.

00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:04.600 align:center
Okay. Make it 1800.

00:22:04.960 --> 00:22:07.840 align:center
- I have agreed upon 1500.
- What should I write?

00:22:07.960 --> 00:22:08.800 align:center
Make it 1500.

00:22:09.440 --> 00:22:10.800 align:center
How is the kheer?

00:22:12.080 --> 00:22:14.600 align:center
- And you are asking for that.
- What is it?

00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:16.520 align:center
- Actually..
- What is it?

00:22:16.640 --> 00:22:18.320 align:center
- What are they giving?
- What are you taking?

00:22:18.440 --> 00:22:21.160 align:center
It is nothing, Dad!
Just write it! And have some kheer.

00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:23.160 align:center
How is the kheer?

00:22:23.880 --> 00:22:25.600 align:center
Does not taste like Elixir.

00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:28.520 align:center
Elixir is tasteless. It brings grace.

00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:31.560 align:center
- Not that I see any!
- We have no peace!

00:22:31.680 --> 00:22:33.680 align:center
Stop it now, have some kheer.

00:22:34.320 --> 00:22:36.320 align:center
What about the bill of Bittu's mom?
Was there a spike in hers?

00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:38.240 align:center
- Do you not know?
- What?

00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:43.040 align:center
Last weekend her house lost power.

00:22:43.160 --> 00:22:46.440 align:center
She asked her son to siphon
power illegally from overhead cable.

00:22:46.560 --> 00:22:49.480 align:center
And he was a fast
guy and he went right up.

00:22:49.600 --> 00:22:52.920 align:center
Dad, he acted fast
and he threw the clamp

00:22:53.040 --> 00:22:55.680 align:center
but the clamp flew to the
third lane and not on second.

00:22:55.920 --> 00:22:57.480 align:center
And there was quite a scene.

00:22:57.600 --> 00:22:59.760 align:center
The transform was burnt. A huge scene.

00:22:59.880 --> 00:23:00.840 align:center
- What then?
- Nothing else.

00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:02.840 align:center
The line man came to them
the next day with register

00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:05.720 align:center
and she began fighting and arguing.

00:23:05.840 --> 00:23:08.800 align:center
The register was taken
and she bit the lineman's hand.

00:23:08.920 --> 00:23:11.120 align:center
It was swollen blue.

00:23:11.240 --> 00:23:13.560 align:center
He was so angry.

00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:15.880 align:center
And while going back
he removed the earthing.

00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:17.600 align:center
She went to the kitchen
turned on the blender

00:23:17.720 --> 00:23:20.080 align:center
and she was pushed
back due to the shock.

00:23:21.480 --> 00:23:24.480 align:center
And then she fell hard.

00:23:24.680 --> 00:23:27.520 align:center
And she was in great pain!

00:23:27.840 --> 00:23:28.680 align:center
So who got her up?

00:23:28.800 --> 00:23:32.560 align:center
- Who lifts the downtrodden?
- Stop this nonsense!

00:23:32.680 --> 00:23:34.080 align:center
Shut the Tv down.

00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:37.840 align:center
People leave the TV on like a radio.

00:23:41.320 --> 00:23:44.680 align:center
Anu, I have been calling Dubey.
Take a look.

00:23:44.800 --> 00:23:48.760 align:center
What sort of friends do you have?

00:23:49.240 --> 00:23:50.320 align:center
Mom!

00:23:50.440 --> 00:23:52.800 align:center
- Moving to our headlines.
- What happened?

00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:56.040 align:center
'Breaking news!
Four workers of electricity department'

00:23:56.160 --> 00:23:57.800 align:center
'have been arrested for corruption.'

00:23:57.920 --> 00:24:00.280 align:center
'They would inflate
bills by tampering meter.'

00:24:00.400 --> 00:24:03.880 align:center
'And then asked consumers
to pay a convenience fee.'

00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:07.480 align:center
'The cheif engineer
is the leader of this gang'

00:24:07.600 --> 00:24:09.680 align:center
'and he has confessed his crime.'

00:24:09.800 --> 00:24:12.480 align:center
'Last night he had adjusted
the bills of 15 people.'

00:24:12.600 --> 00:24:14.440 align:center
'For years this has been going on.'

00:24:14.560 --> 00:24:16.080 align:center
'And the property can be seized.'

00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:17.640 align:center
It is Mr. Dubey!

00:24:18.280 --> 00:24:22.400 align:center
Yes, dear. He ruined it all.

00:24:22.520 --> 00:24:24.720 align:center
Dad, what will they seize?

00:24:24.840 --> 00:24:27.800 align:center
All the stuff of the house is taken.

00:24:27.920 --> 00:24:30.000 align:center
They even take the gas cylinder.

00:24:30.120 --> 00:24:31.560 align:center
Will they also take away
Mr. Dubey's bike?

00:24:31.680 --> 00:24:33.640 align:center
Even the duster that
he uses to clean the bike!

00:24:33.760 --> 00:24:35.800 align:center
And the AC from the toilet!

00:24:36.560 --> 00:24:38.400 align:center
'No one will be spared.'

00:24:38.840 --> 00:24:40.480 align:center
We survived due to grace of God.

00:24:41.000 --> 00:24:44.120 align:center
It is the grace of elixir.

00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:46.000 align:center
'Let us ask Mr. Dubey.'

00:24:46.240 --> 00:24:48.440 align:center
'Mr. Dubey, how did you operate
this gang of yours?'

00:24:48.560 --> 00:24:51.840 align:center
Shanti, this kheer is amazing!

00:24:52.720 --> 00:24:53.520 align:center
I mean it.

00:24:54.960 --> 00:24:56.520 align:center
Dad, what will we do now?

00:24:56.960 --> 00:24:58.120 align:center
'Mr. Dubey...'

00:24:58.760 --> 00:25:02.920 align:center
I was thinking of
fighting the elections.

00:25:03.760 --> 00:25:05.640 align:center
Dad, hire me as your assistant!

00:25:05.960 --> 00:25:08.600 align:center
- Silence!
- Over there! He is being slapped!

00:25:09.160 --> 00:25:11.440 align:center
- Dear God!
- Let them suffer!

00:25:12.600 --> 00:25:15.000 align:center
One reaps what one sows!

00:25:15.120 --> 00:25:17.240 align:center
Let us go now!

00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:25.000 align:center
'And it all began with God's name'

00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:28.680 align:center
'and nothing came into hand!
No wealth, no grace!'

00:25:28.960 --> 00:25:31.800 align:center
'And what now? Back to basics.'

00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:34.960 align:center
'Shanti will go to temple and pray.'

00:25:35.480 --> 00:25:38.680 align:center
'Not for herself. For her family.'

00:25:38.800 --> 00:25:42.720 align:center
'Indian Middle class thinks
the stars are against them.'

00:25:43.040 --> 00:25:47.920 align:center
'That is not true at all.'

00:25:48.280 --> 00:25:52.000 align:center
'And to survive this middle
class may try all they can'

00:25:52.960 --> 00:25:56.600 align:center
'but in the end they fall. They fall.'

00:25:57.080 --> 00:25:59.640 align:center
'Just as Mishra family saw it all.'

00:26:01.200 --> 00:26:05.000 align:center
'You thought their fate would change.'

00:26:05.760 --> 00:26:10.040 align:center
'Tales change, stories do not.'

00:26:10.280 --> 00:26:13.600 align:center
'And it is these stories
that become a memory'

00:26:13.840 --> 00:26:17.360 align:center
'and those are saved.'