WEBVTT 00:07.240 --> 00:13.560 "Wake up, wake up, wake up.. it's a brand new day!" 00:14.680 --> 00:21.320 "Wake up, wake up, wake up.. everything begins today!" 00:22.640 --> 00:24.080 "Wake up.." 00:25.720 --> 00:30.000 "Wake up, wake up, wake up.. it's a brand new day!" 00:33.120 --> 00:38.760 "Wake up, wake up, wake up.. everything begins today!" 00:39.000 --> 00:42.280 Even on a Sunday he sets an alarm for 6 am! 00:52.680 --> 00:57.800 "Wake up, wake up, wake up.. it's a brand new day!" 00:58.000 --> 00:59.680 Get up Annu's papa. 00:59.920 --> 01:03.000 Why are you yelling at 6am on a Sunday morning?! 01:03.080 --> 01:04.520 Spoilt my sleep! 01:04.640 --> 01:06.680 I am not yelling your phone is! 01:08.000 --> 01:10.200 How did you know its 6am? 01:10.360 --> 01:12.040 From the alarm. 01:12.920 --> 01:15.680 If you are awake and the phone is besides you, can't you switch it off?! 01:16.000 --> 01:17.760 I am not awake. I am still sleeping. 01:18.000 --> 01:20.400 I am talking in my sleep. Go to sleep. 01:22.000 --> 01:25.480 Make potato stuffed Indian bread for breakfast. 01:26.160 --> 01:28.920 This man doesn't forget to ask for favors even in his sleep! 01:33.800 --> 01:36.120 Good morning. Today is Sunday. 01:36.360 --> 01:38.240 And something different on a Sunday. 01:38.440 --> 01:40.360 "Wake up, wake up, wake up.." 01:41.400 --> 01:43.480 That one is for 6.15 am. 01:44.120 --> 01:45.800 I am done sleeping now! 01:46.400 --> 01:50.480 Great! Just one Sunday I get to relax.. 01:50.760 --> 01:52.480 ..and you can't even bear that much! 01:52.720 --> 01:54.480 Why are you accusing me early in the morning?! 01:54.720 --> 01:56.400 Don't you have any other work? 01:58.840 --> 02:02.120 If you don't, then start the motor and fill the tank. 02:02.720 --> 02:05.400 Fill it up please. The water supply will stop. 02:05.720 --> 02:07.280 If you are so concerned, why don't you do it yourself! 02:07.400 --> 02:08.920 I am sleeping. 02:20.920 --> 02:21.640 Good morning. 02:22.120 --> 02:24.800 Theirs isn't so good, so thought I will wish you. 02:25.080 --> 02:27.640 And anyways, doing something special on a Sunday.. 02:27.880 --> 02:31.520 ..has been a part of a rule in these ordinary households since long. 02:31.720 --> 02:35.600 It includes some special food to some special sleeping. 02:35.720 --> 02:37.880 I mean sleeping till late specially. 02:38.680 --> 02:42.400 And many times, these are rules are broken very easily.. 02:42.680 --> 02:43.800 Just like it happened just now. 02:44.240 --> 02:45.320 But don't worry. 02:46.160 --> 02:49.360 There is no punishment for breaking these rules. 02:49.760 --> 02:52.720 What you get are just episodes.. not stories. 02:53.640 --> 02:56.400 Because in stories, hearts don't matter. 02:57.160 --> 02:59.760 And then, this episode is of a Sunday. 03:08.200 --> 03:12.160 "Sometimes high, sometimes low..." 03:12.600 --> 03:14.120 "Sometimes twisted.." 03:14.120 --> 03:15.840 "..and sometimes straight." 03:16.320 --> 03:20.800 "A little twisted, and a little restrained.." 03:20.920 --> 03:24.280 "...but I held on to it." 03:25.080 --> 03:29.080 "A little wet, and a little dry." 03:29.520 --> 03:33.400 "Sometimes low and sometimes high." 03:33.880 --> 03:37.280 "Sometimes melt in the mouth like cardamom..." 03:38.240 --> 03:42.320 "...otherwise as hard as ginger." 03:42.560 --> 03:46.720 "Life was a piggybank of memories." 03:46.880 --> 03:51.080 "Life was a piggybank. " 04:29.640 --> 04:32.920 Mummy, make some tea. 04:33.280 --> 04:34.200 Did you brush your teeth? 04:35.080 --> 04:36.960 There is no water in the bathroom. 04:37.360 --> 04:39.040 Just gargled and came. 04:40.280 --> 04:41.560 So you will have tea without brushing! 04:41.760 --> 04:45.040 Give him! A lion never brushes! 04:45.320 --> 04:47.320 He is no lion.. he is Mishra-ji's lamb! 04:47.400 --> 04:48.880 And he is just like his father! 04:51.040 --> 04:54.480 Annu.. get the tool box please. 04:54.640 --> 04:55.520 Yes. 04:58.360 --> 05:00.280 Mother, did you wake up early? 05:01.960 --> 05:04.360 I mean when your sleep isn't complete you become irritable. 05:04.560 --> 05:07.000 I see! I am irritable! 05:07.400 --> 05:08.960 I am irritable, is it! 05:09.240 --> 05:10.560 Both father and son are alike! 05:10.840 --> 05:13.200 Really! Then call the one who is like you. 05:13.440 --> 05:14.560 Keeps sleeping till 9 in the morning. 05:14.800 --> 05:16.320 And when we go there, he will cry. 05:16.520 --> 05:18.880 I am not sleeping. Am in the toilet. 05:19.000 --> 05:21.160 The water is over. I am trapped inside. 05:21.280 --> 05:23.560 Son.. are you trapped or is your trapped?! 05:23.680 --> 05:25.600 Great! Keep sitting! 05:26.080 --> 05:28.680 Will send some hot potato stuffed Indian bread inside. 05:29.840 --> 05:31.880 And come out only after you brush your teeth! 05:33.040 --> 05:34.160 Forget it. 05:34.520 --> 05:38.160 Bittu, get at tin of water from mummy, or else he will sleep inside. 05:40.040 --> 05:42.440 She is not home. She is in hospital. 05:44.040 --> 05:45.200 Hospital?! 05:45.880 --> 05:47.240 You don't know? 05:48.240 --> 05:49.360 She had greying hair. 05:50.360 --> 05:51.360 So she used to eat Indian gooseberry. 05:51.760 --> 05:54.360 Someone told her she should eat the seed also. 05:54.720 --> 05:55.960 And so she started eating it too. 05:56.600 --> 05:59.920 And day before, the seed was too hard and she broke her tooth. 06:00.000 --> 06:02.080 Does anyone go to a hospital for a broken tooth? 06:02.200 --> 06:04.360 But she also got kidney stones because of the seeds. 06:04.640 --> 06:06.640 She is being operated for that. 06:06.880 --> 06:08.120 Dr. Mahawar is treating her. 06:08.200 --> 06:10.880 Annu.. take this.. get some water from the buffalo guy. 06:12.200 --> 06:14.640 Don't make me struggle so early on a Sunday morning! 06:14.880 --> 06:16.520 You very well know what an aggressive woman that lady is. 06:16.760 --> 06:17.960 Not more than your father! 06:18.040 --> 06:20.360 She won't fight with me just for taking some water from the hand pump. 06:20.520 --> 06:21.880 And don't give me this Sunday excuse! 06:21.960 --> 06:23.120 Every day is Sunday for you. 06:23.240 --> 06:24.640 Take this and get going. 06:25.320 --> 06:26.320 Go on! 06:31.240 --> 06:32.880 And why are you fretting with it. 06:33.200 --> 06:34.920 You won't be able to do it, call the plumber! 06:35.000 --> 06:36.200 Why won't I be able to do it? 06:36.560 --> 06:37.400 Of course! You're a magician! 06:37.680 --> 06:38.920 You will spit on it and it will start working, right! 06:39.080 --> 06:40.880 Call the plumber, he will do it quickly. 06:40.960 --> 06:42.440 Forget it. 06:42.800 --> 06:46.000 This is a technical job. Bird brains can't do it. 06:46.280 --> 06:48.680 Plumbers are smart. That is their job. 06:48.880 --> 06:50.640 I am talking about you. 06:51.600 --> 06:54.960 Are you in a mood to fight? Tell me if it is so! 06:55.200 --> 06:56.080 Are you in a mood to fight? 06:56.160 --> 06:56.880 Go away lady! 06:57.280 --> 07:00.480 Mummy.. I am trapped here since fifteen minutes! 07:00.720 --> 07:01.960 I have to go for a game of cricket. 07:02.040 --> 07:03.040 We have a match today. 07:03.120 --> 07:04.440 Annu has gone to get some water. 07:05.000 --> 07:06.760 The motor won't be repaired today I think! 07:07.280 --> 07:08.680 Not even a single holiday passes when I can spend.. 07:08.760 --> 07:11.280 ..a relaxed day with the family. 07:11.440 --> 07:13.520 Last Sunday, you started painting the cooler. 07:13.640 --> 07:14.560 And also colored the whole terrace doing that. 07:14.720 --> 07:16.560 And to top it, you fainted after inhaling the paint! 07:16.800 --> 07:19.400 Have you ever smelled paint? Have you?! 07:19.640 --> 07:21.360 It is intoxicating. 07:21.880 --> 07:23.800 A person can faint in no time! 07:23.960 --> 07:25.240 And anyways I was doing something for the house. 07:25.360 --> 07:26.120 What rubbish! 07:26.400 --> 07:28.080 And the Sunday before that.. you were distributing invitation.. 07:28.400 --> 07:29.600 ..cards, whose daughter was that?! 07:29.760 --> 07:32.240 And the man never invited you for the wedding! 07:33.720 --> 07:34.480 So.. it is modern times. These things happen! 07:34.840 --> 07:37.600 Yes, it is modern time. And everything bad happens to you only! 07:37.840 --> 07:39.880 All your holiday passes just like that. 07:40.080 --> 07:43.600 You will take up some job, waste 4 hours doing it. 07:43.840 --> 07:45.360 And still that job would be not done properly. 07:45.480 --> 07:48.120 And then, your condition will be like that of Sunny Deol's.. 07:48.200 --> 07:49.480 ..in the movie, 'Border', after the war ends. 07:49.720 --> 07:51.960 He doesn't do any job, just keeps roaming.. 07:52.200 --> 07:53.920 ..because all the work is done by the soldiers. 07:54.200 --> 07:55.960 Right now, stuffed Indian bread is being made. 07:56.280 --> 07:57.640 The house is left to be sweep and swopped. 07:57.720 --> 07:58.480 The utensils need to be washed. 07:58.600 --> 07:59.760 And to add it clothes also to be washed! 07:59.840 --> 08:01.680 And there isn't a drop of water left in the tank. 08:01.920 --> 08:04.560 And when I tell him, he says it is technical job. 08:04.640 --> 08:06.680 Bird brains won't understand. 08:07.040 --> 08:09.160 If I had known that you were so over smart.. 08:09.280 --> 08:10.240 ..I would have never marry.. 08:19.880 --> 08:21.240 What were you saying? 08:23.080 --> 08:24.600 I am Sunny Deol of the movie, 'Border'? 08:25.920 --> 08:27.840 I can't do any job properly. 08:28.960 --> 08:32.600 If you had known before, you wouldn't have married me. 08:35.880 --> 08:38.080 Yes. That's what I was saying. 08:43.440 --> 08:44.520 Aman.. 08:45.920 --> 08:47.320 Aman.. - Yes.. 08:47.400 --> 08:48.360 Did you get any water? 08:48.680 --> 08:50.080 Yes. Enough to wash myself. 08:50.160 --> 08:51.440 Then go on. 08:56.880 --> 08:58.880 Here comes some more. 08:59.680 --> 09:02.040 Flush with it and if any is left, take a bath too. 09:05.440 --> 09:08.640 Annu.. the plumber's number is lying under my bed. 09:08.920 --> 09:10.080 Go and get it. 09:14.880 --> 09:17.160 Have you ever seen a mountain built from a mole hill? 09:17.520 --> 09:18.720 You surely must have. 09:18.760 --> 09:20.800 In the houses in these lanes, it is very common. 09:21.040 --> 09:23.960 But over here, before they become mountains.. 09:24.040 --> 09:25.400 ..they become arguments. 09:25.480 --> 09:27.640 Just as the argument between parents. 09:27.680 --> 09:31.000 In the parents don't stop at arguing.. 09:31.160 --> 09:34.840 ..then the problem so created is called a clash. 09:34.840 --> 09:38.240 Today, in this house of the lane, there will be a clash. 09:49.080 --> 09:51.240 Mummy, I will leave as soon as I eat the breakfast. 09:51.480 --> 09:53.680 I have a big match today. Don't stop me. 09:57.520 --> 10:01.000 Papa, the plumber is on the way. Why are you trying to be the expert? 10:01.280 --> 10:02.680 Alright then.. u start now. 10:03.400 --> 10:05.360 May be your engineering degree can be put to use. 10:06.600 --> 10:09.720 Mummy, I have done civil engineering. 10:10.280 --> 10:11.720 And this is a mechanical job. 10:12.400 --> 10:13.720 And now I am doing SSC. 10:13.960 --> 10:15.320 To hell with your SSC. 10:15.560 --> 10:17.000 I never see you studying. 10:17.280 --> 10:19.000 Yes. Tell me what is happening in Syria these days. 10:19.440 --> 10:20.720 - Yes, tell me. - Yes, tell me. 10:23.520 --> 10:25.000 In Syria, plots are being made for the creative people.. 10:25.120 --> 10:27.160 to make Oscar deserving film for the year 2050. 10:27.280 --> 10:28.840 If you want to know any more than that, visit youtube.. 10:28.840 --> 10:31.720 ..watch it and read it. And let me lift my weights! 10:32.120 --> 10:34.600 Look, look.. how the boy is back answering! 10:34.680 --> 10:37.600 And why not! After all he has learned it from his father. 10:37.680 --> 10:39.880 Hey! Why should everything end, by accusing me! 10:40.360 --> 10:41.960 Do something. Go inside and sleep. 10:42.640 --> 10:44.920 When your sleep is incomplete, you're irritable all the day. 10:45.040 --> 10:45.720 I see! 10:46.000 --> 10:48.320 I should go and sleep?! Then who will do the chores? 10:48.400 --> 10:50.000 You had demanded stuffed Indian bread. 10:50.200 --> 10:51.560 Who will make it? Tell me! 10:51.640 --> 10:52.720 Who will make it! You? 10:58.600 --> 11:00.320 Why not?! Can't I make?! 11:00.680 --> 11:02.160 I will also make chutney to go with the bread! 11:02.320 --> 11:03.720 I won't serve it with sauce like you do. 11:04.360 --> 11:06.680 Annu.. get some coriander, chilly and tomato from the fridge. 11:07.240 --> 11:10.040 Aman.. take some money from mother's purse and get some butter. 11:10.120 --> 11:11.080 I will apply butter also. 11:11.480 --> 11:13.040 Dare you touch my purse! 11:13.280 --> 11:14.720 It is my money lying in your purse. 11:14.800 --> 11:18.440 Alright! Keep your money and the purse too! 11:19.760 --> 11:23.280 In an argument, after pointing out each other's shortcomings.. 11:23.560 --> 11:26.200 ..things move towards each others' relatives. 11:26.440 --> 11:28.080 Everyone in your family is a gambler.. 11:28.200 --> 11:30.200 All the time they can be seen shuffling cards under a tree! 11:30.360 --> 11:33.000 And everyone in your family is fraud! 11:33.200 --> 11:37.480 Your maternal uncle's son swindled 10000 bucks of mine.. 11:37.720 --> 11:38.840 ..in a network marketing scheme. 11:38.920 --> 11:40.640 He said I could buy a BMW in a couple of years! 11:40.720 --> 11:42.520 Nonsense! He is riding a bicycle these days. 11:42.760 --> 11:44.360 Ok. But your mother is no less! 11:44.440 --> 11:45.840 She came and lived here for four months. 11:45.920 --> 11:48.120 I served her so much. But she goes back and says.. 11:48.360 --> 11:49.760 ..daughter-in-law ignores me! 11:50.040 --> 11:52.440 And your father.. your father.. just a minute! 11:53.240 --> 11:54.120 What sickness your maternal grandfather has? 11:54.360 --> 11:54.840 OCD.. 11:54.920 --> 11:57.000 Yes! Your father has OCD! 11:57.240 --> 11:58.600 I sent him to get a haircut for the kids. 11:58.840 --> 12:00.600 But he came back bald and had the kids go bald too! 12:01.040 --> 12:02.800 Don't get my father in to this! I tell you! 12:03.080 --> 12:05.520 So you also don't bring my mother into this, ok! I tell you! 12:05.840 --> 12:07.200 And the whole family knows about what you did after getting drunk.. 12:07.360 --> 12:09.440 ..at my brother's wedding! You climbed the drummer.. 12:09.720 --> 12:11.480 ..and danced on his shoulders! 12:11.920 --> 12:13.480 Yes. So? Are you any less? 12:14.360 --> 12:16.680 When my people come, you are always in the kitchen. 12:17.080 --> 12:18.280 And when your people come, you behave like.. 12:18.400 --> 12:21.040 ..the Americans who have seen a UFO. 12:21.280 --> 12:22.880 - How is that? - Over excited! 12:23.240 --> 12:26.320 Oh sister-in-law! You are here! Please sit! Please sit! 12:26.360 --> 12:29.320 Aman.. Aman.. start the cooler! 12:29.400 --> 12:32.040 Scream! Scream louder! 12:32.040 --> 12:34.280 Let the entire neighborhood know what is going on in this house. 12:42.600 --> 12:43.600 Get aside! 12:44.680 --> 12:46.040 I will make my own bread. 12:46.840 --> 12:50.520 Just made a couple of stuff breads and he has ruined the whole kitchen! 12:58.520 --> 12:59.920 Who is playing these songs? 13:00.640 --> 13:01.400 They have been playing since four days. 13:01.640 --> 13:03.160 There is a wedding at the buffalo lady's house. 13:04.720 --> 13:05.680 Tell her to stop. 13:06.040 --> 13:08.880 I won't! You don't know how dangerous she is. 13:09.040 --> 13:10.880 She fought with her husband and chopped his ear off. 13:10.960 --> 13:12.320 He became blind. 13:13.240 --> 13:15.440 How can one become blind if an ear is chopped?! 13:15.760 --> 13:16.840 He already had a weak sight. 13:17.000 --> 13:18.600 He couldn't wear his glasses when his ear was chopped. 13:18.600 --> 13:19.920 And thus he became blind. 13:26.920 --> 13:28.000 Yes Lucky.. 13:33.280 --> 13:34.440 Wait. Hello.. 13:38.280 --> 13:38.960 Hello.. 13:40.760 --> 13:42.360 No. Not playing at our house. 13:42.600 --> 13:43.960 It's been playing in the neighboring buffalo lady's house.. 13:44.040 --> 13:46.880 ..since four days. Can't even study. 13:47.160 --> 13:48.880 What will you do! 13:51.360 --> 13:52.760 Alright. Do whatever you want. 13:52.840 --> 13:54.520 But be careful. She is a treacherous woman. 13:54.880 --> 13:56.000 She releases her buffaloes to run after. 13:57.320 --> 13:58.320 Hey mummy! 13:58.400 --> 14:00.200 Why do you do this!!! 14:00.720 --> 14:02.720 Come here.. sit down. Father, move. 14:04.240 --> 14:05.040 Dip her finger in water? 14:05.120 --> 14:05.680 Dip her finger in water. 14:06.000 --> 14:07.240 If there is any water! 14:07.360 --> 14:08.080 You shut up! 14:08.720 --> 14:09.920 I don't want to talk to you. 14:10.120 --> 14:10.880 Even I don't want to talk to you! 14:11.120 --> 14:12.200 Shut your mouth. 14:12.560 --> 14:14.360 I shouldn't have married you at all! 14:14.680 --> 14:16.120 Ok, you should have married someone else! 14:16.600 --> 14:19.200 You could have married that engineer who rejected you. 14:19.520 --> 14:21.680 Tell why he rejected you? Come on, tell! 14:22.120 --> 14:23.440 I will tell. 14:23.920 --> 14:26.280 Because she had head lice. 14:26.600 --> 14:28.800 I have got a rejected piece! 14:29.080 --> 14:30.800 What are you saying, papa?! 14:30.800 --> 14:31.800 Mummy, you eat your stuffed bread! 14:32.040 --> 14:34.160 Mummy.. mummy.. 14:35.040 --> 14:35.440 mummy.. 14:35.600 --> 14:36.240 Go on eat! 14:36.360 --> 14:38.200 Mummy, come on eat. Take. 14:58.840 --> 14:59.720 Hello.. 15:00.640 --> 15:01.560 What! 15:02.160 --> 15:04.440 Wait, I am coming. Ok, wait. 15:06.840 --> 15:07.960 Papa.. 15:09.320 --> 15:10.320 Papa.. 15:10.960 --> 15:13.200 Lucky has cut off the electricity supply to the buffalo woman's house. 15:13.960 --> 15:15.040 He climbed the pillar. 15:16.480 --> 15:18.200 He is not being able to come down. 15:18.480 --> 15:19.480 He has called me. 16:02.200 --> 16:02.920 Silence.. 16:03.600 --> 16:06.440 The most emotional part of an argument. 16:06.960 --> 16:11.440 If the father loses in this battle, the silence is short lived. 16:11.680 --> 16:16.720 But if the mother loses.. only the mother can tell how long it will last. 16:16.920 --> 16:19.680 Most of the time, mothers don't say anything in this silent period. 16:19.880 --> 16:22.000 They just lie on one end of the bed. 16:22.640 --> 16:26.120 But papa tries to do a lot. 17:44.760 --> 17:45.680 Have your tea. 17:52.240 --> 17:53.520 The plumber had come. 17:54.600 --> 17:56.080 He has repaired the motor. 17:57.600 --> 17:58.760 Now it won't break down. 18:03.160 --> 18:05.640 We will install a bigger tank. I have discussed with him. 18:06.480 --> 18:07.880 A branded one. 18:08.440 --> 18:11.320 In summers, the water in it will not get warm in noon. 18:11.600 --> 18:13.320 It also has a warrantee of 17 and half months. 18:18.080 --> 18:19.200 Is your sleep complete? 18:27.600 --> 18:30.000 Ok.. shall I massage your head? 18:40.000 --> 18:41.520 Satyaprakash Tiwari.. 18:43.760 --> 18:46.400 That was the name of the engineer, right? 18:49.120 --> 18:50.360 He had visited my office the other day. 18:52.720 --> 18:56.200 God knows why.. he rejected you for head lice. 18:57.440 --> 18:58.960 And he himself is totally bald now. 18:59.160 --> 19:00.680 Just like Anupam Kher. 19:02.160 --> 19:05.200 I admit I am bit reckless. 19:06.080 --> 19:08.040 But definitely smarter than him. 19:23.320 --> 19:24.840 Smile. 19:32.440 --> 19:34.720 Half of Sunday passed this way. 19:38.240 --> 19:41.360 Get chicken. Annu had asked me to cook. 19:42.600 --> 19:43.800 Annu keeps saying that every week. 19:44.120 --> 19:45.240 You tell what you want to eat. 19:45.480 --> 19:46.680 Will you have 'Rohu' fish? 19:47.880 --> 19:49.360 No.. alright. 19:49.680 --> 19:51.120 Ok. I'll get chicken. 19:55.120 --> 19:56.360 At least smile now. 19:58.200 --> 19:59.360 Properly. 20:00.760 --> 20:01.520 Properly. 20:08.200 --> 20:10.360 "There is a popular saying in English. 20:10.480 --> 20:13.520 And they lived happily ever after. 20:13.640 --> 20:16.680 For more than half couples of this country.. 20:16.960 --> 20:18.600 ..this saying makes no sense. 20:19.160 --> 20:21.600 Because here, people, along with happiness.. 20:21.920 --> 20:24.680 ..also tolerate sadness, quarrels and insult. 20:24.920 --> 20:27.680 Anyways, there is a popular saying in Hindi.. 20:28.040 --> 20:30.320 ..it says that if you only get happiness.. 20:30.520 --> 20:33.000 ..happiness loses is value." 20:33.080 --> 20:34.680 Remember, last time we had a fight like this one. 20:35.400 --> 20:37.400 I came to console you and Aman was born. 20:37.640 --> 20:42.680 Think over.. they do need a sister. 20:43.160 --> 20:44.520 'Raksha Bandhan' is also approaching. 20:44.960 --> 20:47.240 You talk a lot these days. Understand.