WEBVTT 00:00:34.440 --> 00:00:37.840 align:center "What spell did you cast on me, o magician." 00:00:37.880 --> 00:00:40.720 align:center Everyday they leave their underwear in the machine. 00:00:40.760 --> 00:00:44.120 align:center Oh, God... Mom. 00:00:44.400 --> 00:00:46.520 align:center "What spell did you cast on me, o magician." - Moreover they reuse it without washing. 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:49.040 align:center "My crazy heart keeps calling beloved's name." - And I always end up washing it. - Mom. 00:00:49.040 --> 00:00:50.800 align:center No one listens to me. - Mom. 00:00:51.120 --> 00:00:52.080 align:center Mom. 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:54.280 align:center Mom. 00:00:54.880 --> 00:00:55.920 align:center Mom. 00:00:56.120 --> 00:00:56.960 align:center Mom. 00:00:57.040 --> 00:00:58.560 align:center What is it? Why are you screaming? 00:00:58.600 --> 00:01:00.200 align:center With all that racket that washing machine is making.. 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:01.640 align:center ..what else do you expect me to do? 00:01:02.360 --> 00:01:03.880 align:center Of course, its like music to my ears. 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:05.400 align:center And I can't control myself around it. 00:01:05.440 --> 00:01:06.400 align:center Come and join me. 00:01:06.480 --> 00:01:08.640 align:center Then you'll learn to wash your own underwear. 00:01:09.600 --> 00:01:11.840 align:center I always wash my own underwear. 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:14.080 align:center That one belongs to your beloved son. 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:15.960 align:center Earlier he would just leave it on the bathroom floor... 00:01:16.040 --> 00:01:17.600 align:center ...and now, he dumps it in the washing machine. 00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:18.840 align:center Progressive man. 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:21.080 align:center I'm going to give him an earful when he comes back. 00:01:21.160 --> 00:01:22.400 align:center He's been missing since afternoon. 00:01:22.800 --> 00:01:24.280 align:center And, why on earth were you screaming? 00:01:24.360 --> 00:01:25.320 align:center It's 3 o'clock and I am starving. 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:27.200 align:center And also getting late for coaching. 00:01:28.480 --> 00:01:30.880 align:center - The food's ready. - Serve it then. 00:01:31.440 --> 00:01:32.120 align:center I see... 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:35.720 align:center You see...these clothes are tired of dancing to the washing machine's tune. 00:01:35.800 --> 00:01:37.760 align:center And I need to take them upstairs so they can get some fresh air. 00:01:37.960 --> 00:01:39.160 align:center I'll be right back. 00:01:39.320 --> 00:01:41.560 align:center Until then you can feast on the shame that's stopping... 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:42.760 align:center ...you from taking your own food. 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:45.160 align:center Go ahead, and feast on it, Mr. Engineer. 00:01:45.360 --> 00:01:46.920 align:center You've been sitting at home for almost a year now. 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:48.720 align:center And now it only shows up every Sunday. 00:01:48.760 --> 00:01:49.160 align:center Go ahead. Feast on it. 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:50.000 align:center I am not sitting idle at home. 00:01:50.040 --> 00:01:51.280 align:center I am preparing for the SSC exam. 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:52.600 align:center Do you even know what it means? 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:54.560 align:center Staff Selection Commission. 00:01:54.680 --> 00:01:56.280 align:center Once I get selected, I will give it back with interest. 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:01.080 align:center No need to seek retribution. 00:02:01.360 --> 00:02:02.720 align:center The least you can do is fix this place. 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:04.320 align:center It will be as good as exacting revenge on me. 00:02:05.240 --> 00:02:06.520 align:center Hold this. 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:09.040 align:center No one wants to talk straight. 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:09.800 align:center Do you? 00:02:09.880 --> 00:02:12.440 align:center Fine, I am going. 00:02:21.480 --> 00:02:22.360 align:center Look at this. 00:02:22.920 --> 00:02:25.320 align:center She's made yellow rice again with potatoes. 00:02:25.440 --> 00:02:26.720 align:center It's called 'Tehri'. 00:02:26.800 --> 00:02:28.320 align:center No, it's called a disappointment. 00:02:28.600 --> 00:02:30.040 align:center Stop calling names, because that's exactly why.. 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:31.680 align:center ..you don't get any nutrition. 00:02:31.880 --> 00:02:34.360 align:center - Just eat what I've made. - Do I have a choice? 00:02:34.600 --> 00:02:36.600 align:center If you want choices, then go stay at a hotel. 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:38.160 align:center Oh, God... Mom. 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:45.720 align:center 'After watching this mother-son argument...' 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:48.920 align:center '...if you're imagining that this is some kind of dark cinema...' 00:02:49.160 --> 00:02:53.640 align:center '...where the mother kills her son in the end, then fine...' 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:55.240 align:center '...you can imagine whatever you like.' 00:02:55.720 --> 00:03:00.200 align:center 'You see...people of this country judge everything too soon.' 00:03:00.480 --> 00:03:05.640 align:center 'Because you'll find examples of such arguments in every home in this country.' 00:03:05.720 --> 00:03:09.000 align:center 'There is no beginning, middle, or end to these anecdotes.' 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:11.000 align:center 'They start abruptly..' 00:03:11.200 --> 00:03:12.520 align:center ..and also end in the same manner.' 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:15.480 align:center 'And get stored in the cache of your memories.' 00:03:15.880 --> 00:03:17.920 align:center 'In the piggy bank of memories.' 00:03:18.560 --> 00:03:20.480 align:center 'Yes, that's me.' 00:03:21.200 --> 00:03:24.640 align:center 'Comfortably sitting in an ordinary home of India...' 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:25.880 align:center 'Piggy Bank.' 00:03:26.160 --> 00:03:27.880 align:center 'Because this ordinary looking home..' 00:03:28.160 --> 00:03:30.520 align:center '..is a plethora of such anecdotes.' 00:03:30.640 --> 00:03:31.960 align:center 'Pay attention, anecdotes.' 00:03:32.160 --> 00:03:33.280 align:center 'And not a story.' 00:03:33.480 --> 00:03:34.880 align:center 'Because, if this was a story..' 00:03:35.160 --> 00:03:37.560 align:center '..then the murder would've already occurred.' 00:03:39.320 --> 00:03:42.920 align:center "Sometimes high, sometimes low..." 00:03:42.960 --> 00:03:45.040 align:center "Sometimes twisted.." 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:47.080 align:center "..and sometimes straight." 00:03:47.320 --> 00:03:51.880 align:center "A little twisted, and a little restrained.." 00:03:51.960 --> 00:03:55.680 align:center "...but I held on to it." 00:03:56.160 --> 00:04:00.160 align:center "A little wet, and a little dry." 00:04:00.600 --> 00:04:04.480 align:center "Sometimes low and sometimes high." 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:08.320 align:center "Sometimes melt in the mouth like cardamom..." 00:04:09.160 --> 00:04:13.400 align:center "...otherwise as hard as ginger." 00:04:13.480 --> 00:04:17.400 align:center "Life was a piggybank of memories." 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:22.400 align:center "Life was a piggybank of memories." 00:04:53.880 --> 00:04:56.680 align:center Bhaiya. What are you up to? 00:04:58.480 --> 00:05:00.280 align:center I texted you on whatsapp. 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:01.680 align:center Keep it down there. 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:06.440 align:center I thought its one of your older messages... 00:05:07.080 --> 00:05:09.600 align:center ...which I then would have to forward to 11 people. 00:05:09.840 --> 00:05:11.480 align:center And I don't have the time. 00:05:11.840 --> 00:05:14.040 align:center There are some people who have all the time in the world... 00:05:14.320 --> 00:05:15.000 align:center ...and forward messages. 00:05:15.320 --> 00:05:16.560 align:center Even I don't have time. 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:18.440 align:center My husband has been keeping me busy. 00:05:18.520 --> 00:05:19.600 align:center We're renovating our home. 00:05:19.800 --> 00:05:21.520 align:center Rebuilding the entire first floor. 00:05:21.600 --> 00:05:22.760 align:center He's borrowed money from the Committee. 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:25.360 align:center I see...so it was you who borrowed money from the Committee this time. 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:26.760 align:center No. This is another one. 00:05:27.280 --> 00:05:28.840 align:center He's been investing in a number of them. 00:05:29.240 --> 00:05:30.840 align:center People cannot be trusted these days. 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:32.400 align:center Like the incident in Alley no. 04. 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:34.600 align:center The cable guy fled with everyone's money. 00:05:34.840 --> 00:05:35.600 align:center - Really? - Yes. 00:05:36.040 --> 00:05:38.840 align:center I even sent its video on whatsApp. 00:05:39.080 --> 00:05:40.840 align:center The people gave him a sound thrashing. 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:44.520 align:center Really, dear, I couldn't even watch. 00:05:44.840 --> 00:05:47.560 align:center - But, how did you get injured? - This is nothing. 00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:49.360 align:center If you ever renovate your home.. 00:05:49.440 --> 00:05:50.920 align:center ..then you can keep your stuff over at our place. 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:53.520 align:center No. We never store trash on our terrace. 00:05:53.840 --> 00:05:54.480 align:center We sell it off. 00:05:55.160 --> 00:05:57.480 align:center But some people like to hog all the junk. 00:05:57.840 --> 00:05:58.960 align:center We don't either. 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:01.000 align:center But I guess there's still time before you renovate your home. 00:06:02.280 --> 00:06:03.000 align:center Not at all. 00:06:03.280 --> 00:06:04.880 align:center Even we are thinking about renovating our home. 00:06:05.320 --> 00:06:07.000 align:center My husband's been investing too. 00:06:07.480 --> 00:06:10.000 align:center Yeah...and soon your children will get jobs. 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:13.520 align:center - Did Annu clear his SSC? - No, he's still trying. 00:06:13.680 --> 00:06:15.440 align:center He's been working really hard. I am sure he'll clear it this year. 00:06:15.560 --> 00:06:16.840 align:center He's not too smart in his studies. 00:06:17.840 --> 00:06:19.480 align:center I met him when I went to link my Aadhar card (ID). 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:21.640 align:center He was smoking a cigarette. 00:06:22.800 --> 00:06:24.400 align:center I was wondering whether I should tell you or not. 00:06:24.680 --> 00:06:26.880 align:center Not at all, I am sure you saw someone else. 00:06:26.960 --> 00:06:28.080 align:center Annu doesn't indulge in such bad habits. 00:06:28.360 --> 00:06:29.520 align:center Yes, it must be someone else. 00:06:29.960 --> 00:06:31.360 align:center But he looked like Annu. 00:06:32.200 --> 00:06:34.360 align:center You'll have to renovate your home before his wedding. 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:36.000 align:center No. We'll do it much earlier. 00:06:36.080 --> 00:06:37.320 align:center And he's just 22. 00:06:37.760 --> 00:06:40.040 align:center These days boys don't get married before they turn 30. 00:06:40.320 --> 00:06:40.760 align:center Yeah... 00:06:40.840 --> 00:06:43.480 align:center And he'll turn 30 by the time he finds a job. 00:06:47.280 --> 00:06:48.000 align:center Annu. 00:06:53.080 --> 00:06:53.920 align:center Annu. 00:06:55.200 --> 00:06:56.520 align:center - I think someone's at the door. - Yeah. 00:06:56.600 --> 00:06:57.840 align:center Annu. 00:06:58.800 --> 00:06:59.960 align:center He must be busy studying. 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:03.560 align:center I'll go take a look. 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:06.160 align:center Annu. 00:07:06.640 --> 00:07:07.760 align:center Annu. 00:07:09.400 --> 00:07:10.160 align:center He must be studying. 00:07:10.400 --> 00:07:11.600 align:center Good for nothing, and 00:07:11.680 --> 00:07:14.200 align:center not to mention he's a complete embarrassment. 00:07:14.280 --> 00:07:16.200 align:center Don't you hear the doorbell? 00:07:16.400 --> 00:07:19.240 align:center - I am eating. - Eating... 00:07:23.240 --> 00:07:24.520 align:center What happened? 00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:27.640 align:center Aman. What happened? 00:07:28.480 --> 00:07:29.640 align:center Did someone hit you? 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:31.160 align:center Huh...? 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:32.080 align:center Annu, come out. 00:07:32.280 --> 00:07:33.000 align:center Come out. 00:07:33.280 --> 00:07:34.000 align:center Someone hit Aman. 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:35.000 align:center What happened? 00:07:35.280 --> 00:07:36.000 align:center Why aren't you saying something? What happened? 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:36.880 align:center What happened, Aman? 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:38.000 align:center Tell me. What happened? 00:07:38.160 --> 00:07:39.000 align:center Tell us. Mom is asking. 00:07:39.280 --> 00:07:39.920 align:center Who hit you? 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:41.000 align:center What happened? 00:07:41.880 --> 00:07:44.000 align:center I was playing in the park when Ravi from Lane no. 4 arrived... 00:07:44.080 --> 00:07:45.000 align:center ...and wanted to bowl. 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:46.880 align:center But when I refused he hit me. 00:07:47.160 --> 00:07:47.880 align:center Ravi, who? 00:07:47.960 --> 00:07:50.000 align:center The cable guy's son who ran away with the Committee's money? 00:07:50.400 --> 00:07:52.000 align:center That bloody Ravi... 00:07:52.320 --> 00:07:53.000 align:center - Calm down. - Where is my phone? 00:07:53.400 --> 00:07:54.160 align:center Where is my phone? 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:55.680 align:center Calm down. Calm down. 00:07:55.880 --> 00:07:57.400 align:center You won't' get into a fight. 00:07:57.480 --> 00:07:59.440 align:center - You won't hit him? - Where are your friends? 00:07:59.520 --> 00:08:01.400 align:center They are still getting thrashed and I came home with my bat. 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:02.800 align:center You did the right thing, son. I'll go talk to his mother right now. 00:08:02.880 --> 00:08:03.560 align:center What go and talk? 00:08:03.640 --> 00:08:06.920 align:center You're not going to talk to anyone? I will talk to him now. 00:08:07.320 --> 00:08:08.760 align:center Lucky. 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:10.000 align:center Where are you? 00:08:10.160 --> 00:08:11.680 align:center Buying bananas? 00:08:11.760 --> 00:08:13.800 align:center My brother's been beaten up. 00:08:14.080 --> 00:08:15.680 align:center Yes, Lucky. It was Ravi. 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:18.680 align:center The cable guy's son who ran away with the Committee's money? 00:08:18.840 --> 00:08:20.080 align:center Stop trying to justify him. 00:08:20.200 --> 00:08:21.760 align:center Get to the ground with your boys, understand. 00:08:21.840 --> 00:08:22.760 align:center Go get a chain. 00:08:22.840 --> 00:08:23.960 align:center No. 00:08:24.280 --> 00:08:24.920 align:center No. 00:08:25.360 --> 00:08:26.800 align:center We're going to show them once and for all today. 00:08:26.880 --> 00:08:28.600 align:center Those boys are in for trouble today. 00:08:29.280 --> 00:08:31.840 align:center Gather around all your boys and get to the ground. 00:08:32.280 --> 00:08:33.880 align:center He hit my brother. That bloody... 00:08:33.960 --> 00:08:35.480 align:center - Now hang up. - Come on. 00:08:35.600 --> 00:08:37.000 align:center Hit him with this bat. 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:40.000 align:center No, no, no, no. 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:43.240 align:center Where do you think you're going? 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:44.000 align:center Come on. 00:08:44.280 --> 00:08:45.360 align:center Come. 00:08:45.680 --> 00:08:46.840 align:center You won't go anywhere, Annu. 00:08:46.920 --> 00:08:49.840 align:center Wait. Aman. Annu. 00:08:57.520 --> 00:09:02.960 align:center 'The women in this country have an infallible weapon at their disposal...' 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:04.520 align:center '...right from the time they become mothers.' 00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:06.960 align:center 'For most of the mothers, this weapon is their temper...' 00:09:07.400 --> 00:09:10.800 align:center '...and they use it to keep things under control.' 00:09:11.280 --> 00:09:14.840 align:center 'But some things are beyond its influence.' 00:09:15.280 --> 00:09:18.760 align:center 'And that's when she resorts to her other weapon.' 00:09:19.080 --> 00:09:20.720 align:center 'Papa, of course.' 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:36.760 align:center It was entirely his fault. 00:09:37.400 --> 00:09:38.880 align:center All he asked was to let him bowl... 00:09:38.960 --> 00:09:40.480 align:center ...but he tried to be a wise guy. 00:09:40.720 --> 00:09:41.480 align:center You could've ruined our friendship.. 00:09:41.920 --> 00:09:43.520 align:center ..not to say severed our cable connection for good. 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:44.040 align:center Who was it? 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:45.880 align:center That Ravi from Lane no. 4. 00:09:46.080 --> 00:09:47.480 align:center The cable guy's son, who... 00:09:47.760 --> 00:09:50.520 align:center Yes, The cable guy's son who fled with everyone's money. 00:09:50.760 --> 00:09:51.760 align:center And I have a video about him. 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:53.680 align:center Do you want to see it? Do you? 00:09:54.320 --> 00:09:56.000 align:center What am I trying to explain to you? 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:59.240 align:center If someone hits his younger brother, it's natural for his blood to boil. 00:09:59.480 --> 00:10:00.760 align:center Yes. 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:03.640 align:center They didn't get in a fight, go get me some tea. 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:05.480 align:center It must be boiling now, like you. 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:11.160 align:center I wish I had daughters instead. 00:10:11.400 --> 00:10:12.640 align:center At least they could've lent me a hand in the kitchen. 00:10:13.040 --> 00:10:15.960 align:center Girls of his age only know how to make instant noodles and Musically. 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:16.960 align:center What's that? 00:10:17.480 --> 00:10:18.160 align:center Show him. 00:10:18.400 --> 00:10:19.880 align:center I am talking about you. 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:23.600 align:center "Your love has made me..." 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:27.400 align:center Why do you see videos of guys? 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:30.040 align:center By the way, who brought this pineapple? 00:10:30.560 --> 00:10:32.800 align:center I told Lucky to get something to hit the guy. 00:10:32.880 --> 00:10:34.280 align:center Since he was at the market, he brought this pineapple. 00:10:34.520 --> 00:10:35.280 align:center So... 00:10:41.160 --> 00:10:43.360 align:center Can we have pineapple with tea? 00:10:47.240 --> 00:10:48.600 align:center What's wrong? 00:10:49.040 --> 00:10:50.440 align:center - What's wrong? - Nothing is wrong. 00:10:50.520 --> 00:10:51.960 align:center What do you want me to say? Nothing is wrong. 00:10:52.040 --> 00:10:53.080 align:center Nothing at all. 00:10:55.680 --> 00:10:57.880 align:center - Annu, say sorry to your mom. - But... 00:10:57.960 --> 00:10:59.920 align:center No, no, don't tell him to apologize. 00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:01.920 align:center Tell him to embarrass me some more in the locality. 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:04.520 align:center - How did I embarrass you? - What else do you do? 00:11:04.760 --> 00:11:06.440 align:center I study hard, I exercise and go to coaching classes. 00:11:06.720 --> 00:11:08.280 align:center - Did you go today? - I... 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:12.400 align:center Because he got in trouble today. 00:11:12.720 --> 00:11:14.960 align:center Wonderful, son. How do you hope to find a job like this? 00:11:15.040 --> 00:11:16.480 align:center And married too? 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:17.840 align:center I'll cover up what I missed... 00:11:17.920 --> 00:11:19.640 align:center ...and I am not getting married before I turn 30. 00:11:19.840 --> 00:11:22.240 align:center Let me make that clear. Son, when I turned 30... 00:11:23.160 --> 00:11:26.600 align:center ...even your class 3 teacher used to hit on me. 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:29.440 align:center She looked just like Anuradha Porwal, I swear. 00:11:29.560 --> 00:11:32.720 align:center Yeah...because you look like Anil Kapoor, don't you? 00:11:33.160 --> 00:11:34.480 align:center I am sure she even wrote you a love letter with her blood. 00:11:34.720 --> 00:11:35.240 align:center Show me. 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:37.480 align:center Where are you hiding it? In which closet? 00:11:37.880 --> 00:11:38.680 align:center Show me. 00:11:38.920 --> 00:11:39.480 align:center Show me. 00:11:41.400 --> 00:11:42.280 align:center Shut up! 00:11:43.280 --> 00:11:45.600 align:center If this continues, Annu, you will never get a job. 00:11:45.680 --> 00:11:47.280 align:center And never get married... 00:11:47.560 --> 00:11:49.240 align:center ...and even this home will continue to be the way it is. 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:50.280 align:center And you can stay right here. 00:11:50.560 --> 00:11:51.280 align:center In this home. 00:11:51.600 --> 00:11:52.680 align:center Just like this. 00:11:56.160 --> 00:11:57.200 align:center No. 00:11:58.360 --> 00:11:59.640 align:center The home needs urgent renovation. 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:02.680 align:center Hmmm... The home needs urgent renovation. 00:12:02.880 --> 00:12:04.480 align:center You're right, the home needs urgent renovation. 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:12.200 align:center We'll have a staircase up there, and below it, we'll build a bathroom. 00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:14.640 align:center No, we'll have separate bathrooms. 00:12:14.760 --> 00:12:15.800 align:center You're right, father. 00:12:15.880 --> 00:12:18.520 align:center If ones bathing and the other wants to use the loo, then that will be a problem. 00:12:18.640 --> 00:12:18.960 align:center Yes. 00:12:19.240 --> 00:12:20.800 align:center And you visit the bathroom atleast five times a day. 00:12:20.880 --> 00:12:21.960 align:center Wait. I'll tell you. 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:24.840 align:center The staircase won't go straight, we'll make it spiral. 00:12:24.920 --> 00:12:28.680 align:center First the bathroom, then the loo, and the kitchen. 00:12:28.760 --> 00:12:31.400 align:center I see, so you want to build the kitchen next to the loo. 00:12:32.680 --> 00:12:35.440 align:center We'll install tiles here first, then wooden cabinets on this side. 00:12:35.680 --> 00:12:37.760 align:center And a big fridge on this side. 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:40.440 align:center I am thinking let's first break the house down and... 00:12:40.760 --> 00:12:43.480 align:center No. My father built this house. 00:12:43.800 --> 00:12:45.560 align:center - He personally built every brick... - Father. 00:12:46.160 --> 00:12:48.560 align:center Grandpa even built the roof, but unfinished. 00:12:48.800 --> 00:12:49.880 align:center You broke it down and made a new one. 00:12:50.160 --> 00:12:52.800 align:center And your father only built this house but never lived here. 00:12:53.160 --> 00:12:53.880 align:center Don't get emotional. 00:12:54.160 --> 00:12:56.560 align:center Mom, we'll build an English bathroom. 00:12:56.640 --> 00:12:59.680 align:center No. Indian toilets are better. 00:12:59.760 --> 00:13:01.200 align:center Haven't you seen Film 'Piku'? 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:03.320 align:center Amitabh Bachchan's constipation problems were cleared. 00:13:03.400 --> 00:13:05.320 align:center - Where did he go? - Indian toilet. 00:13:05.400 --> 00:13:06.200 align:center Yeah... 00:13:06.320 --> 00:13:08.880 align:center But it will be very problematic when you get old. 00:13:09.400 --> 00:13:11.440 align:center Imagine the plight of your knees. 00:13:12.560 --> 00:13:13.840 align:center That's right, Annu. 00:13:14.200 --> 00:13:17.200 align:center Fine. We'll build an Indian loo below, and an English one above. 00:13:17.280 --> 00:13:18.880 align:center - Right. - That reminds me. 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:20.840 align:center We'll build a room instead of the hall. 00:13:20.920 --> 00:13:22.600 align:center The room will open towards the kitchen. 00:13:22.880 --> 00:13:25.000 align:center And we'll have open space over here. 00:13:25.160 --> 00:13:25.920 align:center What say? 00:13:26.320 --> 00:13:27.960 align:center Mr. Rathi. 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:30.680 align:center Mishra speaking. From Lane no. 7. 00:13:31.200 --> 00:13:32.560 align:center From the electricity department. 00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:36.680 align:center What is the rate of bricks these days? 00:13:37.640 --> 00:13:38.680 align:center And cement? 00:13:40.760 --> 00:13:42.080 align:center That's too expensive. 00:13:42.880 --> 00:13:45.040 align:center Back in the days, bricks would cost only a rupee. 00:13:45.680 --> 00:13:49.000 align:center No. We're renovating our home... 00:13:51.680 --> 00:13:53.000 align:center Mr. Rathi, I'll call you up later. 00:13:53.080 --> 00:13:54.960 align:center Let's talk at your shop, okay. 00:13:55.560 --> 00:13:57.200 align:center Goodnight. Hang up. 00:13:57.680 --> 00:13:59.200 align:center Aren't you going too fast? 00:13:59.680 --> 00:14:00.760 align:center Call up the carpenter as well. 00:14:00.960 --> 00:14:03.040 align:center We'll have to find a good carpenter... 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:05.480 align:center What is this garbage you've piled up here? 00:14:05.560 --> 00:14:06.880 align:center Get rid of it. Give it to the junk seller. 00:14:07.280 --> 00:14:08.640 align:center That's not ours, it belongs to Bittoo's mother. 00:14:08.720 --> 00:14:10.520 align:center She gave me a hard day today. 00:14:10.880 --> 00:14:12.000 align:center That's all she can do actually. 00:14:12.440 --> 00:14:14.600 align:center Don't say that. 00:14:14.920 --> 00:14:16.560 align:center She is our mother's best friend. 00:14:16.640 --> 00:14:21.320 align:center Yes...and my best friend was saying that she saw you smoking. 00:14:21.760 --> 00:14:22.600 align:center - What? - You were smoking? 00:14:22.680 --> 00:14:23.200 align:center No, no, no... 00:14:23.280 --> 00:14:24.320 align:center No, mom. No, father, that's not true. 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:25.320 align:center Don't believe her. 00:14:25.640 --> 00:14:27.960 align:center Do you know what happened with her at Shani market? 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:29.080 align:center What? 00:14:29.480 --> 00:14:30.440 align:center You don't know. 00:14:30.840 --> 00:14:31.640 align:center No. 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:35.080 align:center She went to brother Bille's shop to buy a suit. 00:14:35.520 --> 00:14:37.000 align:center Now, brother Bille being brother Bille. 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:38.640 align:center He refused to give it in 150 rupees. 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:40.640 align:center She stood there at his shop for over an hour. 00:14:41.160 --> 00:14:43.240 align:center Kept saying to his customers don't buy from him, his products are overpriced. 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:45.200 align:center ...don't buy from him, his products are overpriced. 00:14:45.280 --> 00:14:48.320 align:center Then he called up his wife. She came down immediately. 00:14:48.400 --> 00:14:49.880 align:center That Punjabi lady, who eats non-veg... 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:54.400 align:center She taught her a lesson, she cleaned her clock, in the middle of the road. 00:14:54.480 --> 00:14:56.280 align:center Every other person who came along took a chance too. 00:14:56.480 --> 00:14:58.440 align:center Even her video is circulated in the village. 00:14:58.520 --> 00:14:59.920 align:center And now she's covered in bandages. 00:15:00.000 --> 00:15:01.000 align:center Listen... 00:15:01.920 --> 00:15:03.360 align:center Stay away from that creepy woman. 00:15:03.880 --> 00:15:04.640 align:center Don't try to teach me. 00:15:04.920 --> 00:15:06.000 align:center What do we do now? 00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:07.520 align:center What else? Ignore her. 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:09.160 align:center What about the house? 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:10.200 align:center Ohh...that. 00:15:12.680 --> 00:15:13.960 align:center Let's make a budget first. 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:19.560 align:center So that's for the iron rods. 00:15:19.640 --> 00:15:20.640 align:center Yes, father. 00:15:20.680 --> 00:15:24.440 align:center Now for the bricks, 20. 00:15:25.760 --> 00:15:26.960 align:center Don't forget the sand and stones. 00:15:27.480 --> 00:15:27.960 align:center Yeah... 00:15:28.680 --> 00:15:30.840 align:center - What about gravel? - I already added that with grit. 00:15:31.160 --> 00:15:32.920 align:center And...labour. 00:15:33.240 --> 00:15:34.440 align:center Yes, Labour. 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:36.920 align:center That comes to... 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:39.960 align:center That's about it. 00:15:40.080 --> 00:15:40.960 align:center What's the total? 00:16:10.760 --> 00:16:14.360 align:center Father, lets put it on hold. 00:16:18.040 --> 00:16:18.800 align:center or let's get it build. 00:16:19.160 --> 00:16:23.320 align:center Yes, but we'll have to borrow money. 00:16:23.840 --> 00:16:25.280 align:center Meaning we'll need a loan. 00:16:25.560 --> 00:16:27.320 align:center And you haven't saved up any money either. 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:40.000 align:center Listen, let's not be hasty. 00:16:40.920 --> 00:16:42.440 align:center It's not like homes are built every day. 00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:46.640 align:center We'll do it once he finds a job. 00:16:47.760 --> 00:16:49.560 align:center And we'll do a good job when we do. 00:16:54.560 --> 00:16:56.720 align:center Well, it's getting really late. 00:16:56.840 --> 00:16:58.880 align:center I've to finish making dinner as well. - Listen. 00:16:58.960 --> 00:17:00.400 align:center Yes. 00:17:01.560 --> 00:17:04.760 align:center How about some chocolate Ice-cream? 00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:08.520 align:center After dinner. 00:17:09.040 --> 00:17:11.080 align:center Annu, go get some ice-cream after dinner. 00:17:14.920 --> 00:17:17.520 align:center Okay. Let me take some rest now. 00:17:21.760 --> 00:17:22.720 align:center Let's go. 00:17:23.400 --> 00:17:25.000 align:center Your demands are never-ending. 00:17:31.040 --> 00:17:34.120 align:center Father... teach me to woo girls. 00:17:34.760 --> 00:17:37.800 align:center Staircases from here... 00:17:40.840 --> 00:17:44.400 align:center 'One can often see in the homes of India...' 00:17:44.600 --> 00:17:48.080 align:center '...when the mother gets restless over some issue.' 00:17:48.760 --> 00:17:51.520 align:center 'Be it the elder son's job, younger one's wet pants..' 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:54.080 align:center '..or their own home.' 00:17:54.200 --> 00:17:57.080 align:center 'Her restlessness never demands a solution.' 00:17:57.440 --> 00:18:01.080 align:center 'And even if she does, all she wants is an assurance.' 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:05.040 align:center 'Just assurance.' 00:18:05.280 --> 00:18:06.720 align:center 'And these assurances turn into anecdotes.' 00:18:06.760 --> 00:18:09.160 align:center '...and gets deposited in the bank of memories.' 00:18:12.040 --> 00:18:13.800 align:center Annu, go get some curd from the diary. 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:15.800 align:center And he still owes me 5 rupees for the milk I bought from him in the morning. 00:18:16.000 --> 00:18:16.760 align:center Don't forget that. 00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:18.240 align:center Are you making a salad? 00:18:18.520 --> 00:18:19.720 align:center Don't forget to use cucumbers. 00:18:20.000 --> 00:18:21.040 align:center With salt. 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:21.800 align:center Where are you going? 00:18:22.040 --> 00:18:23.720 align:center I am going to take a bath because it's too hot. 00:18:23.800 --> 00:18:26.640 align:center If I see your underwear in the washing machine again... 00:18:26.840 --> 00:18:27.680 align:center ...then I will tear it apart. 00:18:28.600 --> 00:18:30.760 align:center You and your underwear. 00:18:31.560 --> 00:18:32.320 align:center Understand. 00:18:32.560 --> 00:18:33.200 align:center Now get lost. 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:35.040 align:center What's so funny? 00:18:35.560 --> 00:18:36.960 align:center Go and get milk. I mean curd. 00:18:37.360 --> 00:18:38.800 align:center Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:39.880 align:center What? 00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:41.760 align:center What are you making with the curd? 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:49.360 align:center Oh, God. Mom. Not that again. 00:18:50.600 --> 00:18:51.640 align:center What? 00:18:51.760 --> 00:18:53.320 align:center Yellow rice with potatoes? 00:18:53.760 --> 00:18:55.280 align:center It's called Tehri. 00:18:55.600 --> 00:18:57.800 align:center It's called a disappointment.