WEBVTT 00:06.458 --> 00:08.458 [peaceful music playing] 00:10.541 --> 00:12.541 [funky music playing] 00:13.291 --> 00:14.458 Terrific. 00:16.958 --> 00:19.625 [upbeat pop music playing] 00:21.083 --> 00:23.708 [woman] Keep up the pace, ladies. Keep going! 00:27.750 --> 00:32.625 ♪ It's the memory of the real thing ♪ 00:32.708 --> 00:37.208 ♪ You had known since you were five ♪ 00:37.291 --> 00:42.000 ♪ She's the only girl you ever ♪ 00:42.083 --> 00:45.833 ♪ Wanted to be in your life ♪ 00:48.416 --> 00:49.541 What? No. 00:50.125 --> 00:51.416 Auguste! 00:51.500 --> 00:53.916 -Auguste, what are you doing?! -[music fades] 00:54.000 --> 00:55.583 You fucking psycho! 00:55.666 --> 00:58.875 Wake up, Luna. You can't call people psycho anymore. 00:58.958 --> 01:01.750 Oh, well, you're literally throwing my shit out of the window! 01:01.833 --> 01:04.125 That is textbook definition of psycho! 01:04.208 --> 01:06.791 You took a video of me while I was sleeping! 01:06.875 --> 01:09.125 To show you how loud you snore. 01:09.208 --> 01:11.208 You legit have sleep apnea! 01:11.291 --> 01:16.333 That can't be any worse than you leaving your bloody pads in our open trash can. 01:16.416 --> 01:20.500 Our entire room smells like a fucking Italian sub! 01:20.583 --> 01:21.750 Auguste! 01:23.041 --> 01:24.791 No, anything but the air fryer! 01:24.875 --> 01:26.500 You use the shit more than I do. 01:26.583 --> 01:28.125 -Oh! -And you don't even ask! 01:28.208 --> 01:29.458 -Stop! -[grunts] 01:29.541 --> 01:32.041 I have a Chipotle delivery for Steve. 01:32.125 --> 01:33.208 Ow! 01:33.291 --> 01:35.291 [Luna screams] 01:35.375 --> 01:38.666 Ladies! My office. Now. 01:39.500 --> 01:41.500 [dance beat playing] 01:43.458 --> 01:45.416 -[music ends] -[Luna] Oh my God, you're nasty. 01:45.500 --> 01:46.875 [Auguste] And you are trash! 01:46.958 --> 01:49.125 You're a fucking pick-me-ass bitch! How 'bout that? 01:49.208 --> 01:50.958 -[toy squeaks] -[Luna] I need her to move out! 01:51.041 --> 01:51.875 Enough! 01:52.833 --> 01:56.208 Ladies, when you two moved in together at the start of the year, 01:56.291 --> 01:58.916 you were inseparable, remember that? 01:59.000 --> 02:03.000 It worked. You hung out. You laughed. You partied. 02:03.083 --> 02:05.375 Okay, but that's before I found out that she's awful. 02:05.458 --> 02:07.958 You literally have no good qualities! 02:08.041 --> 02:09.125 -Oh my God! -Please. 02:09.208 --> 02:11.250 Hey, guys, guys. It's October. 02:11.333 --> 02:13.500 You got the rest of the year ahead of you, okay? 02:13.583 --> 02:17.291 If you don't figure out how to coexist now in that tiny little dorm room, 02:17.375 --> 02:20.833 things are going to escalate into a very bad situation. 02:20.916 --> 02:23.125 -How can it get worse? -There's no getting worse than her. 02:23.208 --> 02:24.500 -I'm in hell. -She's annoying! 02:24.583 --> 02:26.000 -I am in hell. -"I'm in hell." 02:26.083 --> 02:27.916 We're both in hell! 02:28.000 --> 02:29.833 God. Trust me. 02:29.916 --> 02:33.208 -[somber music playing] -[jackhammering outside] 02:33.291 --> 02:35.416 -[Schilling] I've seen it. -[Auguste] Hate you. 02:35.500 --> 02:37.583 -[Luna] Shut the fuck up. -[Auguste] Shut the fuck up. 02:37.666 --> 02:40.125 It can get so much worse. 02:40.208 --> 02:41.750 -Shut the fuck up! -You shut the fuck up! 02:41.833 --> 02:42.833 Shut the fuck up! 02:43.875 --> 02:45.166 [sighs] 02:45.250 --> 02:49.458 It all started with a student who was, um… [snaps fingers] 02:49.541 --> 02:52.583 How can I describe her while still remaining a professional? 02:53.875 --> 02:57.666 She was a hard worker, but, uh… a low-key pussy. 02:58.166 --> 03:03.750 [woman] It's time to welcome your valedictorian, Rebecca Anderson. 03:03.833 --> 03:06.291 [cheering and applause] 03:09.291 --> 03:11.291 [Schilling] Wait, that's not her. 03:12.625 --> 03:13.500 That's her. 03:13.583 --> 03:16.166 You didn't think she was the valedictorian, did you? 03:16.250 --> 03:19.416 I mean, Devon was smart, and people were always happy to see her, 03:19.500 --> 03:23.083 but they also didn't notice when she wasn't around. 03:23.666 --> 03:27.500 For me, school was more than just the classes, the football games, 03:27.583 --> 03:30.333 and of course, everybody's least favorite lunch. 03:30.416 --> 03:32.958 Like, why taco bagels? 03:33.041 --> 03:34.791 [all laughing] 03:34.875 --> 03:36.166 Blow me. 03:37.458 --> 03:42.125 What I'll remember most… are the friends that I made here. 03:42.208 --> 03:45.375 Friends that I will cherish for the rest of my life. 03:45.458 --> 03:49.916 And in the words of the greatest orator of our time, 03:50.000 --> 03:55.125 "How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard?" 03:56.333 --> 03:57.416 And that 03:58.541 --> 03:59.791 was Winnie-the-Pooh. 03:59.875 --> 04:02.000 [audience] Aw. 04:02.083 --> 04:03.208 Sweet! 04:03.708 --> 04:05.041 [chatter] 04:05.125 --> 04:06.375 [wistful music playing] 04:06.458 --> 04:07.666 Amazing. 04:08.583 --> 04:11.000 I see you! Hi, honey! 04:11.083 --> 04:12.625 -[dad] You were the best one. -Hi. 04:12.708 --> 04:14.958 Do you want us to take a picture of you with anyone? 04:15.041 --> 04:16.875 No, no. I got a bunch before the ceremony. 04:16.958 --> 04:19.875 -[mom] Okay. -You sure? Your Snapchat looks lonely. 04:19.958 --> 04:21.458 -[dad] That one's cute. -[Devon] Yeah. 04:21.541 --> 04:24.333 [brother] That one, and then the last one's like… 04:24.416 --> 04:25.333 -Put it down. -Okay. 04:25.416 --> 04:27.416 [graduate] We look so good right now. 04:27.500 --> 04:29.666 I actually see my friends, so… 04:29.750 --> 04:31.291 [dad] Oh, so let's go say hi. 04:31.375 --> 04:33.875 No. Oh my God. I'll just… I'll meet you by the car. 04:33.958 --> 04:35.708 -Okay. -Okay, bye. 04:35.791 --> 04:39.375 -Hey, Bella, Ella, Emma, Ava. -Devon, jump in. 04:39.458 --> 04:41.000 Oh, sure. 04:41.083 --> 04:42.583 [camera clicking] 04:43.416 --> 04:44.250 Aw. 04:44.333 --> 04:47.041 Do you mind if we get one with just the Core Four? 04:47.125 --> 04:48.125 Oh, yeah. 04:48.208 --> 04:50.083 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 04:50.166 --> 04:51.083 Thanks. 04:52.250 --> 04:54.208 -That's kinda brutal. -Oh, Devon, wait. 04:54.875 --> 04:56.000 Yes. 04:56.083 --> 04:58.958 We need to officially add an honorary fifth member. 05:00.083 --> 05:02.291 [all] Señor Michaels! 05:03.541 --> 05:07.250 -Uh-oh. Better get my good side. -[all laughing] 05:07.750 --> 05:09.208 Do you mind taking it? 05:09.291 --> 05:11.250 Yeah, yeah, no problem. 05:11.833 --> 05:13.750 Now go full sluts. 05:14.333 --> 05:18.625 -[camera clicking] -And hit, angle, butt. 05:18.708 --> 05:21.833 And, hon, can you go a little bit higher? Yeah. Sorry. I'm, like, 40. 05:23.208 --> 05:25.208 [gentle music playing] 05:34.333 --> 05:36.875 -[dad] Babe, you want a tea? -[mom] Yeah, baby. Sleepy time. 05:36.958 --> 05:39.375 Hey. What's going on? 05:39.458 --> 05:42.000 Emma's party's at 10:00. It's 9:45 already. 05:42.083 --> 05:44.083 Uh, yeah. I'm not going. 05:45.500 --> 05:46.916 Your hair and makeup is all done. 05:47.000 --> 05:49.000 It seems like, at some point, you were going. 05:49.083 --> 05:50.125 Now I'm in sweatpants, 05:50.208 --> 05:52.291 so it'd be physically impossible to leave the house. 05:52.375 --> 05:54.666 -[mom] That makes sense. -[dad] That does make sense. 05:54.750 --> 05:57.208 -What are we, uh… cooking here? -Honey, that's not for you. 05:57.291 --> 05:58.833 -You already ate. -I know. 05:58.916 --> 06:00.708 I'm just curious what is so delicious 06:00.791 --> 06:04.375 that it's keeping our daughter from going to the party. 06:04.458 --> 06:07.833 Honey, are you sure you don't wanna go? I feel like it's a big night. 06:07.916 --> 06:11.416 Yeah, high school was a waste. I'll… make friends in college. 06:11.500 --> 06:13.500 Yeah, but you love your high-school friends. 06:13.583 --> 06:16.750 There's Ella, Emma, Enema… Anemic. 06:16.833 --> 06:17.833 Not their names. 06:17.916 --> 06:20.125 Didn't Emma invite you to her party? 06:20.208 --> 06:23.916 She invited me to the party that literally every senior is invited to. 06:24.000 --> 06:26.875 But then, after that, everyone goes to an after-party 06:26.958 --> 06:28.375 with their actual friend group. 06:28.875 --> 06:31.916 Bella's having a sleepover, and I didn't get an invite, okay? 06:32.000 --> 06:34.500 Well, that's just 'cause they were gonna be doing Special K 06:34.583 --> 06:37.583 and horse tranqs to celebrate, and they didn't want to in front of you 06:37.666 --> 06:39.041 'cause they know you're better. 06:39.125 --> 06:40.333 [brother] Skipping the party? 06:41.000 --> 06:42.875 Good for you. Fuck 'em. 06:42.958 --> 06:43.791 Yeah! 06:43.875 --> 06:45.083 Yeah, fuck 'em in the ass. 06:45.166 --> 06:48.166 I'm glad I never learned their names, these stupid fuckin' cunts. 06:48.250 --> 06:50.458 -What the fuck is going on with you? -[Devon] Dad! 06:50.541 --> 06:51.500 What? 06:51.583 --> 06:53.208 -Don't say that! -Like you said… 06:53.291 --> 06:55.375 Someone get Dad some ketamine. He's losing it. 06:55.458 --> 06:57.125 Maybe we should all do some ketamine. 07:00.958 --> 07:05.125 -So, uh, when's your orientation thing? -Couple weeks. 07:05.208 --> 07:08.125 -Okay. Soon. -Yeah. 07:10.958 --> 07:12.375 Here's a question for you. 07:12.458 --> 07:16.791 If it's to orient you to Walton, why is it in the woods? 07:16.875 --> 07:18.666 [coughs] 07:18.750 --> 07:21.458 Probably 'cause it's about bonding and not school. 07:21.541 --> 07:25.375 Well, you're super outdoorsy, so that'll be great. 07:25.458 --> 07:26.500 [Devon] Hmm. 07:27.208 --> 07:29.000 [gentle music playing] 07:30.250 --> 07:32.166 I'm just excited to start fresh. 07:33.041 --> 07:34.916 Yeah. Totally. 07:35.000 --> 07:37.666 I don't need to make, like, a zillion friends at school. 07:37.750 --> 07:40.666 I just really want, like, a best friend, you know? 07:41.666 --> 07:44.625 Dude, I'm your best friend. 07:44.708 --> 07:46.916 [coughs] I meant outside of this house. 07:47.000 --> 07:48.333 [laughs] 07:51.333 --> 07:53.833 Just try not to put too much pressure on it. 07:54.791 --> 07:57.333 -People can tell when you're thirsty. -Mm. 07:57.416 --> 07:59.375 Isn't that so pathetic? 07:59.458 --> 08:02.375 I'm about to go to college, and I've never had a best friend. 08:03.791 --> 08:08.000 I don't know, it's not nearly as pathetic as watching you pretend to smoke a joint. 08:08.083 --> 08:10.375 What? I… I'm… 08:10.458 --> 08:12.666 -I'm doin' it. -Ah… I don't know. 08:12.750 --> 08:15.916 -You have to inhale to feel. -I'm not even kidding. I will. 08:16.000 --> 08:18.458 -I felt it. I promise you. -[laughing] Okay. 08:18.541 --> 08:20.458 I feel… something. 08:21.666 --> 08:23.500 -Yeah? -Not nothing. 08:23.583 --> 08:24.583 That's good. 08:24.666 --> 08:26.583 [optimistic music playing] 08:28.916 --> 08:31.000 Hi, guys. Um… I'm Ellie. 08:31.083 --> 08:32.875 Welcome to orientation. 08:32.958 --> 08:36.083 Remember, this is for you guys to have fun and get to know each other. 08:36.166 --> 08:39.125 The only expert here today is your adventure guide, Goose. 08:39.625 --> 08:41.500 What's up, everybody? Thank you, Ellie. 08:41.583 --> 08:45.208 Goose! That's me. I didn't go to Walton 'cause I didn't have it like that. 08:45.291 --> 08:46.708 I work here. Let's get to it. 08:46.791 --> 08:49.541 So when you're on the ropes, you're gonna have an instinct, 08:49.625 --> 08:50.916 an urge to touch the bar. 08:51.000 --> 08:54.958 Do not. Don't touch the metal bar. 08:55.041 --> 08:59.000 I'm telling you, you will gash your motherfuckin' hand. 08:59.083 --> 09:01.333 All right? Final Destination-type shit. 09:01.958 --> 09:03.583 Also, remember, you got a harness. 09:03.666 --> 09:07.125 All right, but, honestly, like, just pretend like the harness isn't there 09:07.208 --> 09:10.625 'cause even with the harness, falls ain't comfy, bruh. 09:10.708 --> 09:12.541 We haven't had any deaths out here. 09:12.625 --> 09:15.916 We had one lady turn into a vegetable, but she's in good spirits now. 09:16.000 --> 09:17.541 Y'all can smoke out here, 09:17.625 --> 09:20.416 you can drink as long as you share it with the Goose, baby. 09:20.500 --> 09:22.666 -Goose is loose. Any questions? -Sorry I'm late. 09:23.166 --> 09:24.875 Are you part of this group? 09:25.541 --> 09:28.791 -Yeah. -You just missed the whole spiel, dude. 09:29.333 --> 09:31.166 I… I can figure it out. 09:32.083 --> 09:32.916 What's your name? 09:33.416 --> 09:34.541 Goose. 09:34.625 --> 09:36.541 That's hilarious. 09:37.208 --> 09:38.125 What's your name? 09:38.208 --> 09:39.583 Celeste. 09:39.666 --> 09:41.000 That's hilarious! 09:41.083 --> 09:43.416 -[dreamy pop music playing] -♪ Stick 'em up, palms up… ♪ 09:43.500 --> 09:46.000 [Schilling] Every freshman knows that you will be fucked 09:46.083 --> 09:47.791 if you don't make friends at orientation. 09:49.041 --> 09:52.500 Devon was determined to find the thing she wanted most, 09:52.583 --> 09:54.125 a college bestie. 09:54.625 --> 09:57.000 Are people hanging out tonight, or what's the deal? 09:57.083 --> 09:58.500 One girl started a Snap group. 09:58.583 --> 10:00.541 -I can add you. -Can I get on that chat? 10:00.625 --> 10:03.833 -[Schilling] But the harder Devon tried… -Yeah, sure. 10:03.916 --> 10:05.500 Okay, I'll find you later. 10:05.583 --> 10:07.375 [Schilling] …the more desperate she seemed. 10:07.458 --> 10:09.166 Scared the shit out of me. 10:09.708 --> 10:10.708 [Devon moans] 10:10.791 --> 10:12.500 [Schilling] As the day went on, 10:12.583 --> 10:17.208 Devon was convinced that she was gonna be exactly who she was in high school, 10:17.291 --> 10:19.291 a girl with no friends. 10:21.541 --> 10:22.541 [Devon] Oh no! 10:24.916 --> 10:27.000 [Celeste] Hey, try holding on to this thingy. 10:28.750 --> 10:30.875 Okay, thank you. 10:31.666 --> 10:33.291 -♪ Stick 'em up… ♪ -[Devon screams] 10:33.375 --> 10:36.750 Hey! Oh my God! What the hell?! 10:36.833 --> 10:39.666 [Celeste] Bro, do you have a fucking brain? 10:40.500 --> 10:41.750 I like your tattoos. 10:41.833 --> 10:43.375 Suck my dick! 10:43.458 --> 10:44.833 Sheesh. 10:44.916 --> 10:48.291 Let's go! 10:48.375 --> 10:51.375 What's up, Big Time? You scared? You look scared. 10:51.458 --> 10:54.041 [Celeste] Yeah, well, you look like you just lost custody. 10:54.625 --> 10:57.125 -Ooh! -[Goose] Well, that's hilarious! 10:57.208 --> 10:59.333 -I don't even have a wife. -Um… 10:59.416 --> 11:01.333 Sorry, is… is there a way to go slower? 11:01.416 --> 11:06.208 No. So when I get the okay signal, that's when you step down and when you go. 11:06.291 --> 11:07.291 Okay, so go now. 11:07.375 --> 11:10.000 -No. No! -What was I supposed to do? 11:10.083 --> 11:11.666 [screaming] 11:11.750 --> 11:12.958 [agitated music playing] 11:13.041 --> 11:15.083 Oh my God! I… 11:16.250 --> 11:17.916 -Watch out! Watch out! -Ah! 11:18.000 --> 11:19.083 [music stops] 11:19.166 --> 11:20.500 [student groans] 11:21.250 --> 11:23.333 You kicked me in my titty! 11:23.416 --> 11:24.541 I'm sorry! 11:25.125 --> 11:27.250 That girl needs training wheels. 11:27.750 --> 11:29.750 [indistinct chatter] 11:31.375 --> 11:33.291 [Ellie] All right, everyone! 11:33.833 --> 11:35.291 [chatter continues] 11:35.375 --> 11:37.625 [Ellie] Guys! All right. 11:37.708 --> 11:40.041 [yells] Hey! Eyes up here! 11:40.791 --> 11:42.166 Hi. [chuckles] 11:42.250 --> 11:46.375 So we will now be splitting up into teams of two for the scavenger hike. 11:46.458 --> 11:49.500 Uh, the winning team gets these awesome unisex hoodies. 11:49.583 --> 11:51.125 -Whoo! -Yeah, really exciting. 11:51.208 --> 11:53.916 So, pick a partner wisely. 11:54.583 --> 11:56.583 -[tense music playing] -[all chattering] 12:00.291 --> 12:02.583 [man] I'm gonna have a great time. You? 12:02.666 --> 12:05.500 [Ellie] Whoever doesn't have a partner can partner up with me, 12:05.583 --> 12:09.125 and I will take the time with you to bitch about my open relationship. 12:11.416 --> 12:13.041 -Wanna be partners? -[tense music stops] 12:13.125 --> 12:15.166 Heads-up, I suck at scavenger hunts. 12:15.250 --> 12:16.750 -[air horn blares] -[camera clicks] 12:16.833 --> 12:17.708 Got it. 12:17.791 --> 12:19.791 [students shouting excitedly] 12:21.958 --> 12:26.041 "For five points, take a photo of someone waxing their legs." 12:26.125 --> 12:27.625 Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. 12:27.708 --> 12:31.166 Yeah, no, 80 grand a year, and they couldn't give us the hoodies? 12:32.541 --> 12:33.666 Where are you from? 12:34.166 --> 12:36.000 Montclair, New Jersey. You? 12:36.083 --> 12:38.916 Stamford, Connecticut, but, like, the shit part. 12:39.000 --> 12:41.958 Whatever. It made me stronger. What are you gonna major in? 12:42.041 --> 12:45.291 Architectural design, maybe with a minor in construction management. 12:45.375 --> 12:47.416 -Same. -Really? 12:47.500 --> 12:50.958 God no. No. I'll do fashion merchandising or comms, I think. 12:51.041 --> 12:52.500 I don't know. Whatever's easier. 12:52.583 --> 12:55.083 I'm, like, the first person in my family to go to college, 12:55.166 --> 12:56.708 so the stakes could not be lower. 12:56.791 --> 12:59.333 Wow, that's a big deal. You should be, like, really proud. 13:02.541 --> 13:04.500 I'm sorry. When I said you should be proud, 13:04.583 --> 13:06.416 I didn't mean to tell you what should be. 13:06.500 --> 13:09.375 I'm sure you feel very proud without me telling you to feel-- 13:09.458 --> 13:11.833 Stop worrying. 13:12.458 --> 13:15.875 If there's one thing you need to know about me, I don't give a fuck. 13:16.625 --> 13:19.916 Now, Dr. Schilling, you know the people who say they don't give a fuck 13:20.000 --> 13:21.125 give the most fucks. 13:21.208 --> 13:24.541 No, Celeste truly did not give a fuck. 13:24.625 --> 13:26.708 -[dog whines] -Aw! Can I pick her up? 13:26.791 --> 13:29.666 My bubbie, Melissa. Course you can. 13:29.750 --> 13:32.375 Hey, cutie-patootie. You're so cute. 13:32.458 --> 13:36.833 Oh, shut the fuck up with this baby shit, and please let the lady finish her story. 13:36.916 --> 13:39.500 -I have a brow tint at four. -She's so fucking rude. 13:39.583 --> 13:42.458 Okay, four o'clock tint, respect. 13:42.541 --> 13:44.875 Might wanna get a little tweeze while you're at it. 13:44.958 --> 13:48.125 Okay, even though orientation was only a couple days, 13:48.208 --> 13:51.958 you would've thought Devon and Celeste had been best friends for years. 13:52.041 --> 13:55.791 They went boating. They French-braided each other's hair. 13:55.875 --> 13:58.416 I mean, there was so much girl-on-girl intimacy, 13:58.500 --> 14:01.250 it was giving lesbian period piece. 14:01.333 --> 14:03.000 [Luna] Wait, were they? 14:03.083 --> 14:04.041 No. 14:04.125 --> 14:05.458 Ugh, boring. 14:05.541 --> 14:08.291 [Schilling] But, on the last morning of orientation, 14:08.375 --> 14:11.083 Devon decided to pop the big question. 14:11.666 --> 14:12.708 [Devon] Hi! 14:12.791 --> 14:14.291 Do you need a ride? 14:14.875 --> 14:17.833 Oh, uh, no. My parents are gonna come pick me up. 14:17.916 --> 14:20.250 -Aw, family girl. -Yeah. 14:20.333 --> 14:21.250 That's cute. 14:21.750 --> 14:25.666 Hey, I was gonna ask you last night, and then I was like, "Don't be thirsty." 14:26.166 --> 14:28.875 By the way, I don't say that word, thirsty. 14:28.958 --> 14:30.416 Devon, stop. We're good. 14:30.500 --> 14:32.041 Okay… Um… 14:33.958 --> 14:36.125 Would you wanna be roommates with me? 14:37.125 --> 14:39.416 I have honors housing, so it's on the main campus, 14:39.500 --> 14:41.250 and we'd have our own bathroom. 14:42.916 --> 14:44.208 Yes. 14:44.291 --> 14:47.875 -[gentle folk music playing] -Okay. Okay. Yay! Oh my God. 14:48.458 --> 14:49.833 Uh, I'll text you and stuff. 14:49.916 --> 14:52.000 We can figure out who wants what side and everything. 14:52.083 --> 14:53.125 And I have a mini-fridge. 14:53.208 --> 14:56.416 Well, it's my dad's mini-fridge, but my mom told me I could take it. 14:56.500 --> 14:58.541 -That's sick. -Yeah. 15:00.291 --> 15:04.125 Hey, so you know, I'm not looking for just a roommate. 15:04.208 --> 15:06.750 I'm looking for a ride or die. 15:06.833 --> 15:10.958 I've had fake friends before, and I do not need that. 15:11.916 --> 15:13.083 You know what I need? 15:13.708 --> 15:15.708 I need someone who will bury the body. 15:15.791 --> 15:17.291 Will you do that, Devon? 15:18.791 --> 15:21.791 I'll bring the lime and the duct tape and the hacksaws and the ponchos. 15:22.458 --> 15:25.333 Fuck yeah, you thirsty little freak. 15:25.416 --> 15:26.291 Yes, thirsty. 15:26.375 --> 15:29.541 -Hey, Celeste. I was gonna ask-- -I already have a roommate. 15:29.625 --> 15:31.500 -Okay. All right, bye. -[Celeste] Beep-beep. 15:31.583 --> 15:33.791 -Bye, Dev. -[Devon] Bye! 15:35.583 --> 15:38.625 [honking horn] 15:40.625 --> 15:42.375 [music fades] 15:43.416 --> 15:47.166 [Schilling] Two weeks had passed since Celeste agreed to be Devon's roommate. 15:47.250 --> 15:49.666 At first, the girls had talked constantly, 15:49.750 --> 15:53.958 but, recently, Celeste had gone silent over text. 15:54.458 --> 15:57.333 Packing up for college, Devon was spinning out. 15:57.416 --> 15:59.541 Was Celeste even gonna show up? 16:00.333 --> 16:01.500 [dad] Here's what it is… 16:02.833 --> 16:03.833 Okay. 16:04.833 --> 16:05.916 All right. 16:07.333 --> 16:11.708 Pumpkin Spice is all packed up with everything in the house. 16:11.791 --> 16:13.250 Here are the keys to your car 16:13.333 --> 16:15.833 that I have packed entirely with no help from you. 16:15.916 --> 16:16.750 Sorry. 16:16.833 --> 16:18.958 Are you sure that you don't want us to drive you? 16:19.041 --> 16:20.750 We could help you decorate your room. 16:20.833 --> 16:23.208 No, no. I don't think anyone's parents are doing that. 16:23.291 --> 16:25.875 That's what literally every other parent is doing, 16:25.958 --> 16:27.375 but you're the boss. 16:27.458 --> 16:28.375 Yeah. 16:28.458 --> 16:30.041 One final thing. 16:32.416 --> 16:34.833 No, Dad, I have the money I made this summer. 16:34.916 --> 16:37.125 -I'll take it. -Get the fuck out of here with that. 16:38.000 --> 16:42.000 This is for emergencies, and booze is not an emergency. 16:42.500 --> 16:44.166 -Okay. -Neither are edibles. 16:44.750 --> 16:48.208 -Thanks, Dad. I appreciate it. -All right, hold on! One more thing. 16:49.000 --> 16:51.750 [chuckles] Here, my girl. 16:55.625 --> 16:58.500 Mom, no, I'm gonna break them. They're too nice. 16:58.583 --> 17:01.708 If you break 'em, you break 'em. Just don't put them in the microwave. 17:01.791 --> 17:05.291 Great, now I gotta repack the whole trunk. It's gonna be a thing. 17:05.375 --> 17:06.791 -[bowls clatter] -[mom] Oh. 17:07.583 --> 17:09.791 Wow. Aw, you're bringing Slowpoke. 17:09.875 --> 17:11.250 -Yeah, of course. -Cute. 17:12.500 --> 17:13.541 [mom kisses] 17:13.625 --> 17:16.208 [brother] Dad, no heart attacks. Let me do it. 17:16.291 --> 17:18.250 [dad] I got it, I got it, I got it. Just… 17:18.333 --> 17:19.291 [brother] Okay. 17:19.375 --> 17:21.375 [unnerving music playing] 17:26.500 --> 17:27.333 Um… 17:27.833 --> 17:31.625 I don't have class for, like, a week, so… maybe I just stay here. 17:31.708 --> 17:34.708 And then I go next semester or something like that? 17:34.791 --> 17:36.875 Honey, honey, you're spiraling. 17:36.958 --> 17:38.541 It's gonna be amazing. 17:39.125 --> 17:41.208 Yeah, but what if I don't make any friends? 17:41.708 --> 17:43.375 [mom] You will make friends. 17:43.458 --> 17:45.000 If you don't, fuck 'em. 17:45.083 --> 17:47.708 Yeah, and let Slowpoke watch you fuck 'em. 17:48.291 --> 17:49.958 -Unnecessary. -Don't do that! 17:50.041 --> 17:51.666 -What? He's a pervert. -You're the pervert! 17:51.750 --> 17:52.750 That's so gross. 17:52.833 --> 17:55.416 -He's a family friend, but he's a pervert. -Don't tell your friends. 17:55.500 --> 17:57.500 [midtempo alt-rock music playing] 18:08.083 --> 18:12.583 ♪ Nobody knows ♪ 18:13.666 --> 18:16.875 ♪ Why we keep trying ♪ 18:16.958 --> 18:20.041 ♪ Why we keep trying ♪ 18:20.125 --> 18:25.208 ♪ And so on it goes… ♪ 18:25.708 --> 18:27.958 -[bowls rattle] -Oh my God. Um… 18:28.458 --> 18:29.625 Just be careful with that. 18:29.708 --> 18:31.083 -Hi. Welcome. -Hi. 18:31.166 --> 18:33.250 -[student] I got it. Don't worry. -[Devon] Okay. Okay. 18:34.875 --> 18:37.208 Wow. You guys work very quick. 18:45.416 --> 18:49.000 ♪ A baby is born… ♪ 18:49.083 --> 18:52.500 -[student] I'm gonna miss you. -You're gonna be okay. 18:52.583 --> 18:54.666 ♪ As a man lay dying ♪ 18:54.750 --> 18:56.750 [music stops] 19:05.166 --> 19:07.166 [somber music playing] 19:21.791 --> 19:23.791 [screaming] 19:24.750 --> 19:27.500 -I can't believe we're roommates! -I can't believe it either! 19:27.583 --> 19:29.875 -[squeals] -Very exciting. 19:29.958 --> 19:31.500 -Hi. -[Devon] You scared me. 19:32.375 --> 19:34.916 -We have a fucking pink toilet. -Um… 19:35.416 --> 19:36.916 Did you see the toilet? 19:37.500 --> 19:39.916 -[Devon] Oh my God, it's beautiful. -[Celeste] Look at it. 19:40.000 --> 19:42.416 It's a pink toilet! It's a pink toilet! 19:42.500 --> 19:45.375 [both repeating] It's a pink toilet! 19:45.458 --> 19:49.291 -[pop music playing over stereo] -♪ You've expressed explicitly ♪ 19:49.375 --> 19:53.750 ♪ Your contempt for matrimony ♪ 19:54.333 --> 19:57.375 ♪ You've student loans to pay… ♪ 19:57.458 --> 20:00.458 Everything you need to know about me is in these four posters. 20:00.541 --> 20:02.250 Really? Good to know. 20:02.333 --> 20:06.541 ♪ We spend our days locked in a room ♪ 20:06.625 --> 20:10.333 ♪ Content inside a bubble ♪ 20:10.416 --> 20:12.750 By the way, you can put whatever you want in the mini-fridge. 20:12.833 --> 20:14.166 It's, like, both of ours. 20:14.250 --> 20:17.250 -Your dad's mini-fridge. -[chuckles] 20:17.333 --> 20:20.541 I wonder what else Dad's getting us this year. 20:20.625 --> 20:21.458 [chuckles] 20:22.833 --> 20:25.416 This will be my kombucha palace. 20:28.916 --> 20:30.416 Those are really pretty. 20:30.500 --> 20:32.625 Ugh. No, my mom made them. 20:33.125 --> 20:35.416 [Celeste] Wait, no, we… we should have 'em out. 20:36.583 --> 20:38.291 Yeah, great. 20:38.791 --> 20:41.875 You know what would be my worst nightmare? 20:41.958 --> 20:42.958 [Devon] What? 20:43.041 --> 20:44.208 If you had shown up 20:44.291 --> 20:46.875 and immediately started stringing hundreds of tiny Polaroids. 20:46.958 --> 20:49.041 -You know? -Yes, with the twinkly lights. 20:49.125 --> 20:51.250 So desperate. Like, okay, you have friends. 20:51.333 --> 20:53.875 You don't need an entire shrine to them in your dorm room. 20:53.958 --> 20:56.500 And it's… it's also low-key a fire hazard. 20:57.583 --> 20:59.083 Okay, Smokey the Bear. 20:59.166 --> 21:00.625 Such a good point. 21:01.125 --> 21:04.916 -[dog barking on video] -[man 1] Oh my God, what an ugly dog! 21:05.000 --> 21:08.791 -[man 2] Fuck you, man. -That is crazy. 21:08.875 --> 21:12.625 -[videos playing] -Um… what time do you typically go to bed? 21:12.708 --> 21:15.625 -[man 3 on video] Top five baby stand-ups… -Um, like, 3:00 a.m. 21:16.583 --> 21:17.500 You? 21:18.958 --> 21:20.375 I kinda go to bed now. 21:20.458 --> 21:25.458 [kid] You didn't do a very good job because I got in the motherf***ing house! 21:25.541 --> 21:28.125 Is that okay… if I go to bed now? 21:28.208 --> 21:31.041 -[man 4] Spin the bottle, cousin edition! -[laughs] 21:31.125 --> 21:32.333 Thank you. 21:32.416 --> 21:34.416 [shouting and grunting on video] 21:36.291 --> 21:39.708 -[Celeste] Oh my God. -[man 5] Back up. Put it in reverse! 21:39.791 --> 21:42.208 Oh Lord! Lord Jesus! 21:42.291 --> 21:43.666 Oh Lor… 21:43.750 --> 21:45.250 [man 6] Hospital pranks! 21:45.833 --> 21:49.000 [man 7] Oh, fuck! What the hell? What the fuck is… 21:49.083 --> 21:51.125 [man 8] Watch me eat shrimp and jump on a trampoline. 21:51.208 --> 21:53.958 Do you mind if you turn your light off, if that's possible? 21:54.458 --> 21:55.291 Yeah. 21:55.375 --> 21:58.416 [woman 1] You ever think there's at least one person jacking off right now? 21:58.500 --> 22:00.916 -[Celeste] My bad. -[man 9] I do, but I don't mind… 22:01.000 --> 22:03.541 -[man 10] 724. Can I get an "Oh yeah"? -Good night, Devon. 22:03.625 --> 22:04.791 Have a nice sleep. 22:04.875 --> 22:07.541 [woman 2] Seven things from Sephora that are easy to shoplift. 22:07.625 --> 22:11.416 [man 11] Gaslighting is bad, unless the person you're gaslighting is a… 22:11.500 --> 22:13.500 [woman 3] Seven minutes of crazy animal sounds. 22:13.583 --> 22:15.583 -[animals screeching] -[Celeste laughing] 22:21.583 --> 22:22.541 Did you sleep okay? 22:22.625 --> 22:24.625 -[beeping] -Yeah, not bad. How about you? 22:25.333 --> 22:27.666 I don't know. I feel like we need blackout curtains. 22:27.750 --> 22:28.958 [student] I just said that! 22:30.375 --> 22:31.333 Oh, hi. 22:31.416 --> 22:34.750 I'm Amber. Um… I guess we're neighbors. 22:34.833 --> 22:36.750 I'm really sorry we were kinda loud last night. 22:36.833 --> 22:39.541 I was trying to put up a shelf, and Olivia was-- 22:39.625 --> 22:42.875 -I'm practicing for fall auditions, so… -Yeah. 22:42.958 --> 22:45.333 -I'm Celeste. This is Devon. -Hi. 22:45.416 --> 22:47.125 You guys wanna see our room? 22:50.958 --> 22:52.000 It's cute. 22:52.083 --> 22:54.791 [Celeste chuckles] Mm… mm… 22:54.875 --> 22:57.333 -Told you this shit was stupid. -Hey, it's fine. 22:57.416 --> 22:58.541 [indistinct chatter] 22:58.625 --> 22:59.958 -Excuse me. Sorry. -Hi. 23:00.041 --> 23:02.416 Hi. Do you know how to get to the lower dining hall? 23:02.500 --> 23:05.000 Yeah, it's just right there. It closes at 11. 23:05.083 --> 23:08.416 -Wait, what time is it now? -It's, uh… 10:58. 23:08.500 --> 23:09.541 Shit. Okay. 23:09.625 --> 23:11.541 -Go! Run! -[electronic music pumping] 23:11.625 --> 23:13.625 -[Celeste] Guys, go! -I'm going! I'm going! 23:13.708 --> 23:16.041 -[Celeste] We need bacon! -[Amber] Don't take it away! 23:16.125 --> 23:17.833 Give me eggs! Give me eggs! 23:18.333 --> 23:19.833 [Devon] Give me the eggs! 23:19.916 --> 23:22.541 -[Celeste whining] Help! -[Amber] Wait. 23:22.625 --> 23:24.750 [woman] Let's go, ladies. Come on. 23:25.875 --> 23:27.166 Did you get the bacon? 23:27.250 --> 23:29.166 Can we talk registration? 23:29.250 --> 23:30.791 'Cause I'm a premed student, 23:30.875 --> 23:34.083 and I need a class I can, like, disassociate through. 23:34.166 --> 23:36.666 Yeah, I think I've heard Poetry in America is easy. 23:36.750 --> 23:39.125 Easy? I'm in. Let's do it. 23:39.208 --> 23:40.416 I love poets. 23:40.500 --> 23:43.208 They all commit suicide in the craziest ways. 23:43.750 --> 23:47.041 -Okay. -Celeste, we missed you last night. 23:47.125 --> 23:49.166 We were at, like, 12 different guys's rooms. 23:49.250 --> 23:50.708 It was random but fun. 23:51.416 --> 23:53.208 -Wow. -So what's up with tonight? 23:53.291 --> 23:54.791 -Are we goin' out? -I don't know. 23:54.875 --> 23:57.458 I have to check with my social director. 23:57.541 --> 23:58.875 Do we wanna go out? 24:01.625 --> 24:03.375 [dreamy electronic music playing] 24:03.458 --> 24:06.833 Yeah, yeah, we're definitely going out tonight. 24:06.916 --> 24:08.916 [music swells] 24:09.708 --> 24:13.375 What are you thinking of wearing tonight? I don't really know what the vibe is. 24:13.458 --> 24:14.708 -Do I wear-- -[Celeste] I know. 24:14.791 --> 24:17.708 Hey, Patterson, can I call you back? I'm with my roommate. 24:18.208 --> 24:20.125 -Okay. Bye. -Were you on the phone? 24:20.208 --> 24:22.416 -You don't have to hang up. -No, it was just my therapist. 24:22.500 --> 24:24.916 We were at final thoughts anyway. He's my crutch. 24:26.458 --> 24:28.791 Wow, you guys talk a lot. That's great. 24:28.875 --> 24:31.041 Yeah, I have a lot of family stuff. 24:31.625 --> 24:35.333 My dad was a janitor at my high school, so it was kind of loaded. 24:35.416 --> 24:37.375 -[knocking on door] -[Celeste] Coming! 24:38.125 --> 24:41.083 ♪ I want to feel it… ♪ 24:41.583 --> 24:43.250 Hey, Kyle from Instacart. 24:43.333 --> 24:45.916 [Celeste] Thank you, stud. You get five stars just for being hot. 24:46.000 --> 24:47.666 I'm actually gay, so… 24:48.250 --> 24:50.666 All right, uh, blackout curtains are here. 24:50.750 --> 24:52.625 And a bunch of other shit. 24:53.166 --> 24:56.666 ♪ Don't mind me while… ♪ 24:56.750 --> 24:58.458 What's your Venmo? I'll split this. 24:58.541 --> 24:59.875 We're roommates. 24:59.958 --> 25:02.333 We can't be counting who owes who what. 25:02.416 --> 25:05.791 Besides, we're in the same boat. Drowning in student loans. 25:07.625 --> 25:09.791 Wait, Devon. 25:10.291 --> 25:12.666 Do your parents pay your full tuition? 25:12.750 --> 25:16.083 -Is that bad? -No, just must be nice. 25:18.000 --> 25:20.625 Well, I mean, I worked all summer at Wetzel's Pretzels, 25:20.708 --> 25:24.666 and my mom and dad make me pay for books and gas and stuff. 25:25.375 --> 25:28.291 I love this smokey eye. Can I do one thing? 25:29.000 --> 25:30.208 Uh, sure. 25:31.625 --> 25:37.833 ♪ Slide-tackling my mind… ♪ 25:37.916 --> 25:40.250 Yeah. You got big-ass lips. 25:40.333 --> 25:42.416 -Might as well line that shit. -Oh my God. 25:42.500 --> 25:44.583 -It looks fire. -Thank you. 25:44.666 --> 25:46.416 -[knocking on door] -2511! 25:46.500 --> 25:47.416 [beeping] 25:48.125 --> 25:51.291 Friday pregame! Who wants a shot? 25:51.375 --> 25:52.625 -Me! -[Olivia] All right. 25:52.708 --> 25:54.875 -[Amber] Pregame! -Starting at 6:30. 25:54.958 --> 25:55.958 -[Amber] Oh yeah. -Okay. 25:56.041 --> 25:58.583 Aw, is this about to be Devon's Core Four? 25:58.666 --> 26:02.125 Maybe. So, the girls went out that night to-- 26:02.208 --> 26:05.166 -Senior row. -Literally our first weekend. 26:05.250 --> 26:07.375 I feel like our night there was kind of a bust though. 26:07.458 --> 26:10.041 Oh my God. You think everything sucks. 26:10.125 --> 26:12.125 We went to go get pizza at Chi-Chi's. 26:12.208 --> 26:14.416 Yeah, we thought we were sitting next to CeeLo Green, 26:14.500 --> 26:17.333 but it turned out to be a fat gay guy wearing a cape. 26:17.416 --> 26:20.291 Anyways, the girls went out that night, 26:20.375 --> 26:24.250 each curating their individual looks. 26:24.333 --> 26:26.000 -[hip-hop music pounding] -Seriously? 26:26.625 --> 26:27.458 Hi. 26:27.958 --> 26:29.666 I'm going to a party, baby. 26:30.166 --> 26:32.541 No, I don't know how many guys are gonna be there. 26:32.625 --> 26:34.791 Sorry, it's my boyfriend again. 26:35.750 --> 26:38.333 What the heck is going on? Why can't we get in anywhere? 26:38.416 --> 26:40.291 It's because we're freshmen. 26:40.375 --> 26:42.958 Senior girls feel threatened by us. 26:43.041 --> 26:45.916 My thing is, like, we're not gonna hook up with your boyfriends, okay? 26:46.000 --> 26:48.375 So just let us have your alcohol. What is… 26:48.458 --> 26:50.833 -What are you doing? -What is this? 26:50.916 --> 26:55.208 I don't want you to just stay in your room, babe, 'cause that's sad. 26:56.000 --> 26:59.333 Okay, yeah, I'll send you a pic from the bathroom, I guess. 26:59.916 --> 27:01.458 Jesus Christ. 27:01.541 --> 27:03.791 Again, it's, like, not ever ending. 27:04.375 --> 27:06.041 -What? What? -What? Oh. 27:07.500 --> 27:09.250 [student] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 27:09.333 --> 27:12.875 This is a closed party. Club Ultimate Frisbee members only. 27:12.958 --> 27:15.083 Well, that's perfect. We've been meaning to join. 27:15.166 --> 27:17.708 Uh… Yeah, totally. Love Frisbee. 27:17.791 --> 27:20.458 -[Amber] It's the ultimate. -I was on my high-school club team. 27:20.541 --> 27:22.583 Oh, y'all can flick it. 27:22.666 --> 27:24.333 Then, ladies, come on in. 27:25.083 --> 27:26.333 See you at practice. 27:26.416 --> 27:27.666 Legend! 27:27.750 --> 27:29.791 6:30 a.m. on Sundays, 27:29.875 --> 27:31.208 so… be there. 27:32.708 --> 27:34.125 -No. -[upbeat hip-hop music playing] 27:34.208 --> 27:36.333 ♪ I typed a text to a girl I used to see ♪ 27:36.416 --> 27:39.458 ♪ Sayin' that I chose this cutie-pie With whom I wanna be ♪ 27:39.541 --> 27:42.458 ♪ And I apologize If this message gets you down ♪ 27:42.541 --> 27:45.791 ♪ Then I CC'ed every girl That I'd see-see round town ♪ 27:45.875 --> 27:48.916 ♪ Hate to see y'all frown But I'd rather see her smilin' ♪ 27:49.000 --> 27:51.958 ♪ Wetness all around me, true But I'm no island ♪ 27:52.041 --> 27:55.000 ♪ Peninsula maybe Makes no sense, I know crazy…♪ 27:55.666 --> 27:56.625 Holy shit! 27:57.416 --> 27:58.583 We should take a photo. 27:58.666 --> 28:00.833 -Yes, yes, yes, yes! -[Celeste] Thank you. 28:01.333 --> 28:04.208 ♪ Drive a Kompressor Top-notch hos get the… ♪ 28:04.291 --> 28:05.375 -Cute! -Cute. 28:05.458 --> 28:07.416 -Will you take one of just me and Dev? -Mm-hmm. 28:07.916 --> 28:10.083 -Go, go, go! -Yeah. 28:10.166 --> 28:12.208 [Olivia] You look really cute. 28:13.000 --> 28:14.541 -Cute! -[Olivia] Cute! 28:14.625 --> 28:16.125 -Really cute! -[Celeste] Send it to me. 28:16.208 --> 28:17.541 -I will. -Send it to me. 28:18.208 --> 28:20.208 ♪ Smashed up the gray one… ♪ 28:20.291 --> 28:22.708 [Celeste] Yeah, shake that! Yeah. 28:22.791 --> 28:24.416 ♪ Hit the parkin' lot, we turn heads ♪ 28:24.500 --> 28:27.541 ♪ Some hos wanna choose But them bitches too scary ♪ 28:27.625 --> 28:31.041 ♪ Your bitch chose me You ain't a pimp, you a fairy ♪ 28:31.125 --> 28:34.125 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh oh oh-oh ♪ 28:34.208 --> 28:39.625 -♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh oh oh-oh ♪ -♪ I choose you, girl ♪ 28:39.708 --> 28:41.250 ♪ Yeah… ♪ 28:41.333 --> 28:43.041 -[all laughing] -Woo-hoo! 28:43.125 --> 28:45.833 ♪ Baby, you been rollin' solo Time to get down with the team ♪ 28:45.916 --> 28:47.291 ♪ The grass is greener… ♪ 28:47.375 --> 28:48.208 Hi. 28:48.958 --> 28:49.958 I got you. 28:50.875 --> 28:53.041 [onlookers] Oh! 28:53.125 --> 28:55.083 Oh my God. Take it, take it! 28:55.583 --> 28:57.083 [Amber] Oh my God! 28:57.166 --> 28:58.500 ♪ That ain't my style ♪ 28:58.583 --> 29:01.500 ♪ Need a real street stalker To walk a green mile ♪ 29:01.583 --> 29:02.875 ♪ We pilin' up the paper… ♪ 29:02.958 --> 29:04.583 -[indie-pop music playing] -♪ Oh ♪ 29:04.666 --> 29:08.166 -♪ Honey, I need you round ♪ -[cell phone pings] 29:08.250 --> 29:09.750 ♪ I know ♪ 29:10.250 --> 29:12.041 ♪ I know ♪ 29:12.125 --> 29:14.250 [student] Just motherfucking kiss! 29:14.333 --> 29:19.708 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 29:19.791 --> 29:22.125 ♪ Honey, I need you round… ♪ 29:22.208 --> 29:23.375 Oh, I would not use that. 29:23.458 --> 29:25.625 The Brita has been in there since, like, last year. 29:25.708 --> 29:26.791 Thank you. 29:26.875 --> 29:28.666 [sizzling] 29:30.416 --> 29:31.583 What do I smell? 29:34.083 --> 29:35.333 Does it smell good or bad? 29:35.416 --> 29:36.666 I'm not sure. 29:36.750 --> 29:38.125 [chuckles] 29:38.208 --> 29:39.291 This is paella. 29:39.791 --> 29:43.375 Got obsessed with it when I lived in Spain and been craving it ever since I got back. 29:43.458 --> 29:44.750 [Devon] Mm. 29:44.833 --> 29:47.708 -You wanna try some? -Uh, yeah, yeah, sure. 29:53.458 --> 29:54.750 [coughs] Oh my God! 29:55.333 --> 29:56.333 It's really spicy. 29:57.375 --> 29:58.666 -It's bad. Yeah. -Yeah. 29:58.750 --> 29:59.791 -It's hot. -It's not good. 29:59.875 --> 30:03.541 I'm sorry. All we have is salt, onion powder, and red chili flakes. 30:04.125 --> 30:05.208 When were you in Spain? 30:05.291 --> 30:06.750 Last semester. 30:06.833 --> 30:09.250 I was doing a Gaudi seminar in Barcelona. 30:09.333 --> 30:11.083 Wait, are you an architecture major? 30:11.166 --> 30:12.666 -Yeah. -Me too! 30:12.750 --> 30:14.583 Or… I will be when classes start. 30:14.666 --> 30:16.791 Oh, you're a freshman. 30:16.875 --> 30:18.375 Yeah. Yeah. 30:18.458 --> 30:19.666 Freshman Devon. 30:20.500 --> 30:24.250 I mean, I am a freshman, and my name is Devon. 30:24.958 --> 30:26.625 [Celeste] Okay, we're up next for beer pong, 30:26.708 --> 30:28.875 and I gotta be honest, I'm really bad. Ow! 30:28.958 --> 30:31.125 -Who are you? -Uh, Michael. 30:31.208 --> 30:35.041 [Celeste] Michael, I'm watching you. You fuck with her, you fuck with me. 30:35.625 --> 30:36.708 Copy that. 30:36.791 --> 30:39.416 -No, she's just drunk. No. -[Celeste] Woo-hoo! 30:43.708 --> 30:46.166 [chanting] Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! 30:46.250 --> 30:48.416 Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! 30:48.500 --> 30:50.250 Drink, drink, drink, drink! 30:51.291 --> 30:52.875 We're never gonna die! 30:52.958 --> 30:54.333 [cheering] 30:54.416 --> 30:55.833 -[thwack] -[Olivia] Ah! 30:55.916 --> 30:57.166 [Amber] You okay? 30:59.083 --> 31:03.208 So that guy was just, like, making rice in the middle of a party? 31:03.291 --> 31:06.541 First I thought it was sad, but then I realized it was definitely sad. 31:06.625 --> 31:08.666 -[Amber] Yeah. -Senior though. 31:09.416 --> 31:11.583 -I don't mind that part. -[Amber] Oh my God. 31:11.666 --> 31:13.666 It's 'cause your boyfriend's in 12th grade. 31:13.750 --> 31:14.958 Love of my life. 31:15.041 --> 31:18.708 Older guys always like younger girls. It's fucking gross. 31:19.500 --> 31:20.958 I think he's only 21. 31:21.458 --> 31:24.500 Oh, well then, that's whatever, then. I'm 20. 31:25.125 --> 31:26.125 You're 20? 31:26.208 --> 31:31.000 What? I went to USC for a little bit, and then I bailed out to do a gap year. 31:31.083 --> 31:33.500 More like thigh-gap year. 31:33.583 --> 31:36.041 I'm sorry. I'm trying wordplay. It's not working. 31:36.125 --> 31:40.833 It's insane that that's what you think wordplay is! 31:40.916 --> 31:43.375 Okay. Oh my God, I'm too hungover, and I'm still concussed. 31:43.458 --> 31:45.750 [Amber] You're not concussed. You're just stupid. 31:45.833 --> 31:48.333 I need you to learn how to drink before we go to Panama City 31:48.416 --> 31:50.625 because I'm not gonna babysit your ass out there. 31:50.708 --> 31:52.666 Wait, when are you guys going to Panama City? 31:52.750 --> 31:55.083 [Olivia] Spring break. You guys should come! 31:55.166 --> 31:57.250 You should, but you have to buy tickets right now. 31:57.333 --> 31:58.208 For April? 31:58.291 --> 32:00.291 [Olivia] Everyone from Walton goes. 32:00.375 --> 32:01.958 -It sells out, like, immediately. -Yeah. 32:02.041 --> 32:04.791 -I'm gonna send you the link right now. -I'm down. 32:04.875 --> 32:06.666 I mean, I don't have my card on me, 32:06.750 --> 32:09.958 but if you book the flights and stuff, I'll Venmo you. 32:10.458 --> 32:13.500 -[Olivia] You have to do it today. -[Amber] You should do it right now. 32:13.583 --> 32:16.625 -You're gonna pay me back, right? -Oh my… 32:16.708 --> 32:18.875 Oh my God, shut up. Just buy it. Please, please, please! 32:18.958 --> 32:21.458 -Please! Mommy! -Come on! 32:21.541 --> 32:23.041 [Amber] Oh my God, just do it! 32:23.125 --> 32:25.375 [both] Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida! 32:25.458 --> 32:27.166 Florida, Florida! 32:28.208 --> 32:29.583 I'm still drunk. 32:30.083 --> 32:32.166 -Let's do it. -[Olivia] Yeah! 32:32.250 --> 32:34.916 -We're actually all going to Panama City? -Yes! 32:35.000 --> 32:38.333 I'm so gonna make Devon get a tattoo there! 32:39.458 --> 32:41.083 I'm not doing that. 32:41.583 --> 32:43.291 [indistinct chatter] 32:43.375 --> 32:45.125 -Yeah, all of this, yeah. -I know. 32:47.750 --> 32:49.500 [professor] Good morning, everyone. 32:49.583 --> 32:52.541 -How are we? -[all murmuring flatly] Good. 32:52.625 --> 32:53.875 That good, huh? 32:54.375 --> 32:57.250 Okay, show of hands, who completed the assignment for the first day? 32:57.333 --> 32:59.875 I see the models of your favorite buildings. Good. 32:59.958 --> 33:01.875 And who did not? 33:04.208 --> 33:05.416 And why didn't you? 33:06.000 --> 33:08.291 Uh, just because the first line of the syllabus said 33:08.375 --> 33:10.000 to read the whole syllabus, 33:10.083 --> 33:13.250 and the last line said to disregard all assignments for the first day. 33:13.833 --> 33:18.333 Yes! First rule of structural design, read the fucking syllabus! 33:18.416 --> 33:20.833 For those who did make models, will they be graded? 33:20.916 --> 33:22.458 They will not. 33:22.958 --> 33:24.125 And you should be glad. 33:25.916 --> 33:28.833 Everybody, back there is your section TA, Michael. 33:28.916 --> 33:31.291 If you are ever getting the urge to email me, 33:31.375 --> 33:33.125 email Michael instead. 33:33.208 --> 33:37.250 My office hours are Friday from two to four, but email me whenever. 33:37.333 --> 33:40.791 I live for your long-winded excuses written by ChatGPT. 33:40.875 --> 33:42.958 [laughter] 33:43.041 --> 33:46.333 He's her TA? This could go so good or so bad. 33:46.416 --> 33:48.958 But they can't do anything. The power dynamics are off. 33:49.041 --> 33:51.958 Girl, bye. He's still a student. It's totally fine. 33:53.208 --> 33:54.833 So did she get that TA dick? 33:54.916 --> 33:57.958 I'll tell you more about their burgeoning romance outside. 33:58.041 --> 34:02.375 Gotta take Melissa for her walk. I see her tushy hole is throbbing. 34:02.458 --> 34:03.458 [Luna] Ew! 34:03.541 --> 34:05.458 [optimistic pop music playing] 34:14.833 --> 34:16.500 What molecule carries genetic information? 34:16.583 --> 34:18.000 -Nucleus. -No. 34:18.083 --> 34:19.833 What type of blood cells fight infection? 34:19.916 --> 34:21.166 -Nucleus. -No. 34:21.250 --> 34:22.750 [blowing nose] 34:24.833 --> 34:26.041 Ugh, I feel like shit. 34:26.625 --> 34:29.583 -Why don't you go to our room and sleep? -[Celeste] I can't. 34:29.666 --> 34:32.750 I have a paper on the history of denim due tomorrow. 34:33.750 --> 34:35.208 How much do you have written? 34:35.833 --> 34:36.875 None. 34:39.791 --> 34:41.500 [Celeste coughing forcefully] 34:44.583 --> 34:47.291 I'll do it. You just… you go rest. 34:47.375 --> 34:50.041 Don't you have your design midterm due tomorrow? 34:50.125 --> 34:54.166 No, it's done. It's on my desk. I just have to study for art history now. 34:55.291 --> 34:56.416 Okay. 34:57.041 --> 34:59.083 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 34:59.166 --> 35:02.250 I promise I'll make it up to you, my little genius. 35:03.541 --> 35:04.958 If I were you, 35:05.666 --> 35:08.083 I would not sleep in our dorm tonight. 35:09.208 --> 35:11.541 You do not wanna get what I have, trust me. 35:12.250 --> 35:14.125 [Celeste coughs] 35:14.208 --> 35:16.625 -[woman] Girl, cover your mouth. -[Celeste coughing] 35:24.541 --> 35:26.541 [music stops] 35:27.583 --> 35:29.458 [keyboard tapping] 35:36.541 --> 35:37.750 [ping] 35:40.333 --> 35:41.958 [mysterious music playing] 35:49.333 --> 35:50.375 [ping] 35:58.208 --> 35:59.333 [ping] 36:01.750 --> 36:02.583 Hello. 36:02.666 --> 36:04.625 -[screams] -[students shushing] 36:04.708 --> 36:06.291 -Bro, what the fuck? -Yo! 36:06.375 --> 36:07.291 We studying. 36:07.375 --> 36:09.125 I'm sorry. [chuckles] 36:10.083 --> 36:12.583 -[whispers] You wanna meet me outside? -Yeah. 36:13.250 --> 36:14.250 Okay. 36:14.333 --> 36:16.333 [soft harp music plays] 36:18.541 --> 36:20.041 [music fades] 36:20.125 --> 36:23.333 -How did you get my number? -I, uh… The class contact form. 36:23.416 --> 36:26.541 I'm sorry if that was weird, by the way. I was trying to be funny. 36:26.625 --> 36:28.416 -It was very weird. -Yeah. 36:28.500 --> 36:29.500 But I liked it. 36:32.041 --> 36:34.125 -Which way are you headed? -Back to Addison. 36:34.208 --> 36:35.708 Oh, honors dorm. 36:35.791 --> 36:37.833 The only dorm on campus with your own bathroom. 36:38.333 --> 36:41.250 Yes, living the dream, pooing in my own room. 36:41.333 --> 36:43.250 Yep. [chuckles] 36:43.333 --> 36:44.958 -Yeah. -Awesome. 36:45.458 --> 36:48.291 So what got Freshman Devon into architecture, anyways? 36:48.375 --> 36:51.250 Actually, my grandma Gigi lives in a Frank Lloyd Wright house. 36:51.333 --> 36:52.541 -What? -Yeah. 36:52.625 --> 36:54.000 No freakin' way! 36:54.500 --> 36:56.583 Technically, Marion Mahony Griffin designed it. 36:56.666 --> 36:59.500 -She was a draftsman at his firm. -Yeah, I know who she is. 36:59.583 --> 37:01.083 That's maybe even cooler. 37:01.958 --> 37:03.750 I think I wanna visit Gigi. 37:04.250 --> 37:05.416 Well, she loves visitors. 37:05.500 --> 37:07.791 She'll make you Negronis and ask you to dance with her. 37:07.875 --> 37:10.583 Okay. I'm all in on Gigi. 37:11.250 --> 37:13.791 But I have to warn you, if she kisses you on the cheek, 37:13.875 --> 37:15.291 it's never gonna come off. 37:15.375 --> 37:16.791 -Damn. -[tender ballad playing] 37:16.875 --> 37:18.166 Gigi sounds like my type. 37:18.666 --> 37:20.666 -Well, she's single. -[laughs] Okay. 37:20.750 --> 37:22.750 [music intensifies] 37:27.125 --> 37:29.125 [distant groaning] 37:30.208 --> 37:31.416 [groaning continues] 37:31.500 --> 37:33.500 [beeping] 37:33.583 --> 37:35.500 Hey, Celeste. I brought you soup and a Pedia-- 37:35.583 --> 37:37.541 -[music stops abruptly] -[Celeste groans, screams] 37:37.625 --> 37:39.458 [both screaming] 37:40.083 --> 37:42.708 Hey, you're in my poetry class. 37:42.791 --> 37:44.666 [student chuckles] 37:44.750 --> 37:45.916 -[door slams] -[gasping] 37:47.708 --> 37:48.875 [Celeste] Oh my God. 37:48.958 --> 37:51.458 [man] You know, I kinda went down on you, but you-- 37:51.541 --> 37:53.958 -[Celeste] Get the fuck out. -[man] All right. 37:55.541 --> 37:57.083 [door opens] 37:58.166 --> 37:59.625 I'm Theo, by the way. 38:01.666 --> 38:03.291 I'll see you in class. 38:05.333 --> 38:07.333 -[uneasy music playing] -[Celeste] Ooh. 38:07.833 --> 38:10.375 I pushed the beds together because he was a wrestler. 38:10.458 --> 38:14.000 -He was, like, kinda huge. -Yeah, I thought you were sick. 38:14.583 --> 38:17.250 I think it was just allergies. I tried calling you. 38:19.500 --> 38:20.958 [music fades] 38:21.875 --> 38:23.166 Okay. Um… 38:25.791 --> 38:27.000 Here's your paper. 38:27.625 --> 38:29.291 Oh, thank you. 38:30.875 --> 38:34.291 You mind emailing it to me too? I might wanna make a couple tweaks. 38:35.041 --> 38:36.875 Yeah. Sure. 38:37.583 --> 38:39.583 [uneasy music resumes] 38:46.166 --> 38:47.750 Did we break your thing? 38:48.750 --> 38:49.583 Yeah. 38:50.291 --> 38:51.250 I'll figure it out. 38:51.333 --> 38:52.416 [music stops] 38:54.833 --> 38:55.958 [scoffs] 39:03.666 --> 39:05.666 [machine whirring] 39:08.000 --> 39:10.000 [cell phone ringing] 39:11.000 --> 39:12.625 -Who's calling? -Devon. 39:12.708 --> 39:13.583 Oh. 39:13.666 --> 39:14.583 [phone chimes] 39:14.666 --> 39:16.041 -[Devon] Hi. -Hi, honey. 39:16.625 --> 39:18.166 Where are you? It looks dangerous. 39:18.250 --> 39:21.583 What? I'm in the laundry room. I'm just washing my sheets. 39:21.666 --> 39:23.125 What's wrong? What's going on? 39:24.333 --> 39:27.583 -It's just Celeste. She's so annoying. -I thought you liked her. 39:27.666 --> 39:29.583 -What do you mean? -She just… 39:30.166 --> 39:33.083 I offered to help her with her paper because she said she was sick, 39:33.166 --> 39:35.875 and when I got home, she was randomly way better. 39:35.958 --> 39:38.583 Hey, sweetheart, we don't do other people's schoolwork. 39:38.666 --> 39:40.750 Oh my God, Dad, you're missing the point. 39:40.833 --> 39:42.125 Okay? I'm gonna go. 39:42.208 --> 39:43.708 -[mom] Babe. -[parents] No! Don't go. 39:43.791 --> 39:45.041 [mom] Let's talk about it. 39:45.125 --> 39:47.791 Let us know, what's she doing to you, sweetie? 39:48.500 --> 39:51.958 My entire mini-fridge is full of her stinky kombucha bottles. 39:52.041 --> 39:54.208 She doesn't clean the bathroom ever. 39:54.291 --> 39:57.208 She borrowed my new hoodie, and I hadn't even taken the price tag off. 39:57.291 --> 39:59.708 -[dad] Mm-hmm. -But, Dev… Okay. Uh… 39:59.791 --> 40:03.083 Have you tried… talking to her? 40:03.666 --> 40:05.875 What? No. That would be so weird. 40:05.958 --> 40:09.791 Hey, sweetheart, look, we don't talk about people. 40:09.875 --> 40:11.583 We talk to them, okay? 40:11.666 --> 40:12.958 -[mom] Right. -[dad] Understand? 40:13.041 --> 40:14.416 [Devon] Dad, it's a FaceTime. 40:14.500 --> 40:16.125 Take it away from your ear. 40:16.208 --> 40:19.208 -Ah! -He thought it was an EarTime, honey. 40:19.291 --> 40:21.833 -[dad] It's fine. -I just miss you guys. 40:21.916 --> 40:22.833 We miss you too. 40:22.916 --> 40:25.333 We miss you too, and you are coming home, okay? 40:25.416 --> 40:27.416 -Thanksgiving is a few weeks away. -Okay. 40:27.500 --> 40:31.208 While we're talking about travel, I did see a charge for $4,000 40:31.291 --> 40:34.583 for plane tickets on the emergency credit cards. 40:34.666 --> 40:36.708 Oh my God, I'm sorry. That's for spring break. 40:36.791 --> 40:38.666 I'll Venmo you once Celeste pays me back. 40:38.750 --> 40:41.208 Doesn't she have her own father to take advantage of? 40:41.291 --> 40:44.375 -Oh my God. -I can't believe there's machines open. 40:44.875 --> 40:47.125 -Hi. -That is nuts. Are you on FaceTime? 40:47.208 --> 40:49.333 Yeah, I'm on FaceTime with my parents. 40:49.416 --> 40:50.916 Oh my God! 40:51.000 --> 40:53.541 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. I'm Celeste. 40:53.625 --> 40:55.208 -Hi, Celeste. -Hey, kiddo. 40:55.291 --> 41:00.416 Hey, your daughter is legitimately my favorite part about college. 41:00.500 --> 41:01.458 [both] Aw. 41:01.541 --> 41:03.583 You know what? She says the same thing about you. 41:03.666 --> 41:05.416 -Doesn't she, honey? -She really does. 41:05.500 --> 41:07.916 [mom] Celeste, honey, what are you doing for the holidays? 41:08.000 --> 41:09.750 Anything nice for Thanksgiving? 41:09.833 --> 41:15.208 Um… Probably stay on campus, um… because I have some family stuff going on. 41:15.291 --> 41:18.583 But it'll be good to catch up on some sleep. 41:18.666 --> 41:21.125 -[cell phone ringing] -Wow. Sorry, my therapist is calling. 41:22.083 --> 41:23.958 -At midnight? -[Celeste] It was nice to meet you! 41:24.041 --> 41:26.416 Celeste, it's so nice to meet you, honey. 41:27.500 --> 41:29.458 -Devon? Dev? -Yeah? 41:29.541 --> 41:31.000 Invite her here. 41:31.083 --> 41:32.958 -What? No. -[mom] Dev. 41:33.041 --> 41:37.375 She's doing a shrink at midnight, okay? She looks like some sort of a vagabond. 41:37.458 --> 41:39.375 -Can you say gypsy anymore? -No. 41:39.458 --> 41:42.625 It's nice to have a friend. You like her, so just work it out. 41:42.708 --> 41:45.708 Did you not just hear what I said? I'm not inviting her. 41:45.791 --> 41:47.958 Invite her here. 41:48.458 --> 41:50.458 [pensive alt-rock music playing] 41:51.708 --> 41:54.208 ♪ It won't stay♪ 41:54.291 --> 41:57.125 ♪ But I'll talk to you Till it's gone again… ♪ 41:57.208 --> 42:00.875 [Celeste] Oh my God, I'm so happy to be off campus. 42:00.958 --> 42:02.458 -[music fades] -Thank you, Dev. 42:02.541 --> 42:04.083 Yeah, it's gonna be fun. 42:04.583 --> 42:06.083 [Celeste] Um, also, 42:06.708 --> 42:11.833 I just wanted to say sorry about that night during midterms. 42:12.375 --> 42:16.666 You know, when you do something, then afterwards you realize, like, 42:17.166 --> 42:19.791 "Fuck, like, that was really stupid of me." 42:19.875 --> 42:21.458 [Devon] No, it's all good. 42:21.541 --> 42:26.083 I just… I would appreciate if you didn't sit on guys' faces in my bed. 42:26.166 --> 42:29.750 [chuckles] That is an incredibly fair request. 42:29.833 --> 42:31.250 I can commit to that. 42:31.333 --> 42:33.791 -I believe in you. -[both chuckle] 42:37.125 --> 42:39.500 Damn, you didn't tell me you were rich rich. 42:39.583 --> 42:41.541 We're not rich. We're, like, middle class. 42:41.625 --> 42:44.625 Why do rich people always like to say they're middle class? 42:44.708 --> 42:46.750 [dad] Hi! Aw. 42:46.833 --> 42:48.916 -[Devon] Hi. -Did you grow? 42:49.000 --> 42:50.291 -Maybe. -Are you taller? 42:50.375 --> 42:51.666 -Yes. -Hi, are we allowed to hug? 42:51.750 --> 42:53.458 -Yes. -I don't know what the… Okay. 42:53.958 --> 42:55.583 Okay, other rules, no shoes. 42:55.666 --> 42:57.166 -Get the cowboy boots off. -It's fine. 42:57.250 --> 42:59.791 Captain Buzzkill. Hi, girls. 42:59.875 --> 43:02.416 Celeste, it's whatever you want, baby. 43:02.500 --> 43:04.500 -Hi, Devon. -Hi, Mom. 43:05.500 --> 43:06.541 Hi. 43:07.625 --> 43:10.333 -You look so beautiful. -Welcome home, D-bag. 43:10.416 --> 43:11.583 -Hi. -Hi. 43:12.875 --> 43:13.791 -Hi. -Hi. 43:13.875 --> 43:15.208 -I'm Alex. -Hi. 43:15.291 --> 43:17.208 I can take your… Yeah. 43:17.291 --> 43:18.458 [dad] Look at this gentleman. 43:18.541 --> 43:20.000 -Chivalry's alive. -[dad] Yes. 43:20.083 --> 43:21.000 -Hi, honey. -Hi. 43:21.083 --> 43:23.000 -I'm so happy you're here. -Me too. 43:24.083 --> 43:27.125 Brian, we're gonna order sushi. You like sushi? 43:27.208 --> 43:28.333 -Yes, love sushi. -Yeah? 43:28.416 --> 43:30.125 -Okay, let's have some. -Okay. 43:31.250 --> 43:33.541 Whatever happened to fucking chicken fingers? 43:34.041 --> 43:35.833 No, let's get $200 of eel. 43:36.333 --> 43:38.000 [soft pop-rock music playing] 43:38.083 --> 43:41.625 ♪ If you wanted me to ♪ 43:42.625 --> 43:45.208 ♪ I'd dull them down for you… ♪ 43:45.291 --> 43:48.000 First place at the Montclair Junior Swim Meet? 43:48.083 --> 43:50.791 [laughs] No. I actually came in last place, 43:50.875 --> 43:54.666 but my parents just made me that because they were proud I participated? 43:54.750 --> 43:57.500 Look at the inscription. It literally says, "Best try." 43:58.833 --> 44:01.958 Wow, your parents never wanted you to feel bad, did they? 44:02.041 --> 44:04.208 Oh, yeah. They love me. 44:04.708 --> 44:06.958 I feel like maybe too much sometimes. 44:08.583 --> 44:09.625 What are these? 44:09.708 --> 44:10.916 Oh my God. 44:11.000 --> 44:12.833 "I am more than my anxiety." 44:12.916 --> 44:15.750 No, they're just, like, little affirmations. 44:15.833 --> 44:18.541 No, you can put them up in our bathroom if you want. 44:19.041 --> 44:24.125 -No, I don't… I don't need them anymore. -Why? Do you… do you take something? 44:25.125 --> 44:27.375 Uh… I take Effexor. 44:27.458 --> 44:30.500 -Like, a super low dose though. -Why didn't you tell me? 44:31.000 --> 44:32.666 I'm just kinda private about it. 44:32.750 --> 44:34.791 I told you about my therapist. 44:34.875 --> 44:37.791 No, I know that. I… I should've said something. 44:37.875 --> 44:39.708 I'm sorry. I don't know why. 44:39.791 --> 44:40.875 I'm sorry. It's fine. 44:40.958 --> 44:42.583 -We're fine. It's okay. -[knocking on door] 44:43.916 --> 44:44.916 Yo, Celeste. 44:45.000 --> 44:46.250 You play Catan? 44:47.125 --> 44:51.000 Uh, you know, I didn't really play board games 'cause I was always popular, 44:51.083 --> 44:52.541 but… what's Catan? 44:52.625 --> 44:56.041 It's actually, like, really fun. You build roads and settlements and stuff. 44:58.666 --> 45:00.125 Alex, can we think about it? 45:00.708 --> 45:02.000 Uh, yeah, sure. 45:04.416 --> 45:08.041 -So when did your brother come out? -Oh, he hasn't brought that up. 45:08.125 --> 45:10.041 [laughs] Oh, okay. 45:11.583 --> 45:13.750 Well, we should go out tonight. 45:13.833 --> 45:16.500 After Catan? I mean, it's kind of a… it's a long game. 45:16.583 --> 45:19.833 -Uh, maybe Catan's a different night. -Okay. 45:20.416 --> 45:23.708 We can go to the bowling alley or the mall. 45:23.791 --> 45:26.041 I mean, it closes at 10:00, but we can go for a little. 45:26.125 --> 45:28.875 -No. Like, a bar. -Oh. 45:28.958 --> 45:32.041 No. We won't be able to get in. I mean, all the bars here card. 45:32.125 --> 45:35.625 Oh… 45:35.708 --> 45:37.250 Well, 45:37.333 --> 45:41.250 it is a good thing… it's a really good thing 45:41.333 --> 45:42.666 that we have IDs! 45:43.500 --> 45:46.291 [screaming] 45:46.375 --> 45:49.416 -[upbeat rock music playing] -♪ One, two princes kneel before you ♪ 45:49.500 --> 45:51.041 ♪ That's what I said now ♪ 45:51.125 --> 45:52.916 ♪ Princes, princes who… ♪ 45:53.000 --> 45:55.041 [Celeste] Thank you for letting me borrow this. 45:55.125 --> 45:56.791 Yes, of course. You look awesome. 45:56.875 --> 45:58.625 ♪ Diamonds in his pockets ♪ 45:58.708 --> 46:00.583 ♪ And that's some bread now ♪ 46:00.666 --> 46:02.458 ♪ This one said he wants to buy you… ♪ 46:02.541 --> 46:04.666 Wait, you used my real name? 46:05.166 --> 46:06.875 No, you wanna use your real name. 46:06.958 --> 46:08.791 That way, you can still use your credit card. 46:09.708 --> 46:10.791 Oh, wait, that's smart. 46:10.875 --> 46:13.666 Yeah, it's the home address you wanna change. 46:14.166 --> 46:17.000 That way, if they take it, they can't track you down. 46:17.083 --> 46:18.625 They'll never find you 46:18.708 --> 46:21.500 at 126 Crestview Road, Stamford, Connecticut. 46:22.541 --> 46:25.458 That's my address. That's my home address. See, I switched around the fakes. 46:25.541 --> 46:29.250 So, technically, this is my hometown bar, not yours. 46:29.750 --> 46:30.750 All right. 46:31.250 --> 46:32.333 Penis time. 46:33.583 --> 46:34.583 Hey, dude. 46:34.666 --> 46:37.041 Yeah, let's see some IDs, ladies. 46:37.125 --> 46:38.333 Yes. 46:40.333 --> 46:42.208 Yeah, fine, whatever. What are you drinking? 46:43.583 --> 46:44.416 For real? 46:44.500 --> 46:49.125 We will get two tequila sodas with lime and six green-tea shots. 46:49.208 --> 46:50.291 Open or closed? 46:50.375 --> 46:51.250 Open. 46:51.750 --> 46:52.958 Do you have your card? 46:53.041 --> 46:54.916 ♪ Now, and if you wanna buy… ♪ 46:55.000 --> 46:56.666 Uh, yeah. Yeah. 46:56.750 --> 46:57.583 Devon? 46:58.083 --> 47:00.500 ♪ And if you would like To talk for hours… ♪ 47:00.583 --> 47:01.791 Hi! 47:01.875 --> 47:04.541 Devon! This is so fun. 47:04.625 --> 47:07.250 You're literally the last person I thought we'd see out tonight. 47:07.333 --> 47:08.416 So cute. 47:08.500 --> 47:13.791 Oh, this is Ella, Emma, Ava, and… Enema. 47:15.416 --> 47:17.250 I'm Celeste. I'm Devon's best friend. 47:17.833 --> 47:19.333 -[women] Oh! -[Emma] Nice to meet you. 47:19.416 --> 47:20.958 We know Devon from high school. 47:21.041 --> 47:23.041 Oh, nice. 47:24.416 --> 47:27.250 Are you gonna introduce yourself or keep staring at me? 47:28.083 --> 47:30.916 Uh, oh, I was just staring at your tattoos. 47:31.000 --> 47:34.416 No, you weren't, but that's okay. Who wants to do a shot? 47:34.500 --> 47:36.375 -What? -Ah! 47:36.458 --> 47:37.291 [friend] Is that it? 47:37.375 --> 47:38.833 -Are you serious? -Free alcohol. 47:38.916 --> 47:40.625 -[Ella] Why would you do that? -You want one? 47:40.708 --> 47:43.541 What? Oh, definitely. [chuckles] 47:44.041 --> 47:45.208 Mm! 47:45.291 --> 47:47.041 Oh fuck. 47:47.541 --> 47:49.250 Devon, what should we cheers to? 47:49.750 --> 47:53.625 -To not being in high school anymore. -That's so real. 47:53.708 --> 47:55.083 -Love you. -Cheers. 47:55.583 --> 47:57.750 ♪ I'm the one that loves you, baby Can't you see? ♪ 47:57.833 --> 47:58.958 Find me later. 47:59.541 --> 48:00.416 Okay. 48:00.500 --> 48:02.333 ♪ I know what a prince and lover ought to be ♪ 48:02.416 --> 48:04.875 ♪ I know what a prince and lover ought to be… ♪ 48:04.958 --> 48:07.375 [TV host 1] Up next is a character who reminds us 48:07.458 --> 48:10.458 it's never too late to try something new. 48:10.541 --> 48:11.750 Leo has spent years… 48:11.833 --> 48:15.833 [Brian] I almost had to beat up an old lady to get these tiny marshmallows. 48:16.333 --> 48:18.166 But I got 'em! Ha-ha-ha! 48:19.291 --> 48:22.250 [TV host 2] Oh, Leo. Truly inspiring, 48:22.333 --> 48:25.625 and he brings back happy memories for me… 48:26.125 --> 48:29.083 Hey, D? You ask your mom if she needs any help? 48:29.166 --> 48:30.625 I'm doing the mashed potatoes! 48:30.708 --> 48:33.833 Okay, well, that's the easiest one. Can you see if she needs anything? 48:33.916 --> 48:36.458 -Jesus! -Make yourself available. 48:36.541 --> 48:39.208 -[Devon] Fine. -Mick Jagger with the sunglasses. 48:39.291 --> 48:42.291 -Celeste, you can sit. -Oh, no, I insist. 48:42.791 --> 48:44.541 Okay, fine. Love you, Brian. 48:44.625 --> 48:45.708 [chuckles] 48:49.666 --> 48:51.291 [mom] Babe, did you get the carrots? 48:52.416 --> 48:54.541 I am annoying. I am fake. 48:54.625 --> 48:56.583 I'm not who I'm being. I'm pretending… 48:56.666 --> 48:58.166 Have you ever seen Drag Race? 48:58.666 --> 49:00.125 Uh… no. 49:00.208 --> 49:02.583 [Laganja Estranja] How am I supposed to feel in this moment… 49:03.083 --> 49:05.666 You should. You'd love it. 49:05.750 --> 49:08.208 [Adore] I didn't wanna make it that everybody was attacking you! 49:08.291 --> 49:10.041 I feel very attacked! 49:10.125 --> 49:11.416 [squelching] 49:11.500 --> 49:12.625 [Devon] Ugh. 49:14.250 --> 49:16.833 [mom] Celeste seems like a good hang. Did you have fun last night? 49:17.333 --> 49:19.458 Uh, yeah, unfortunately. 49:19.541 --> 49:21.416 [mom] When I was in college and had a hangover, 49:21.500 --> 49:24.416 I'd drink a whole bottle of wine, eat some chicken nuggets, 49:24.500 --> 49:26.291 take a nap, and just sleep all day. 49:26.375 --> 49:28.333 Mom, that's really sad. 49:28.416 --> 49:31.333 Well, all moms are a little sad. You'll see. 49:32.416 --> 49:35.791 -[door creaks open] -[woman] Hello, Weisz family! 49:35.875 --> 49:38.541 -Happy Thanksgiving! We're here! -Hi, babies! 49:38.625 --> 49:39.458 -[Devon] Hi. -Hi, Mom. 49:39.541 --> 49:41.125 -[woman 2] Happy Thanksgiving! -Hi! 49:41.208 --> 49:43.500 -I… I brought the Negronis. -Hi. 49:43.583 --> 49:45.250 -Hi. -[man] It's so good to see you. 49:45.333 --> 49:48.166 -[Devon] Happy Thanksgiving, Gigi. -Happy Thanksgiving, my dear. 49:48.250 --> 49:51.166 Honey, how is college going? 49:51.250 --> 49:53.208 Are you an architect yet? 49:53.291 --> 49:54.583 Ha! No, not yet. 49:54.666 --> 49:58.416 Well, did you tell those professors about the house that I live in? 49:58.500 --> 50:01.708 -[Devon] Yeah, I did. -That didn't buy you… Uh-oh. 50:02.291 --> 50:04.666 Who is this beautiful young woman? 50:04.750 --> 50:06.958 Oh, this is… this is my roommate, Celeste. 50:07.041 --> 50:08.833 Celeste? 50:08.916 --> 50:11.500 Well, I am your Gigi. 50:11.583 --> 50:13.541 Now come here, come here. [laughing] 50:13.625 --> 50:15.041 Mwah! 50:15.541 --> 50:19.166 Here's Brian! Hi! 50:19.250 --> 50:21.250 Bulla, you grew your mustache back. 50:21.333 --> 50:23.875 -Just to piss you off. -Mission accomplished. 50:23.958 --> 50:26.041 D, can you help me with the turkey, please? 50:26.125 --> 50:28.291 -Want me to get Alex? -No, I don't trust him near this. 50:29.166 --> 50:31.458 -You are a wanted woman. -I'll start the sprouts. 50:31.541 --> 50:32.375 Thank you, honey. 50:32.458 --> 50:34.500 -Hi, Mom. -[Brian] Come on, I need my girl. 50:35.583 --> 50:38.208 -[woman] Why don't you get it? -[indistinct chatter] 50:38.291 --> 50:40.166 -[Gigi] I need some ice. -[Brian] You got it. 50:40.250 --> 50:41.500 Can I get you a drink? 50:41.583 --> 50:42.833 -Yes. -Come on. 50:43.333 --> 50:47.500 Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 50:47.583 --> 50:49.166 It's good. You can do kettlebell. 50:49.250 --> 50:51.625 You can kinda do your kettlebell exercise like that. 50:52.208 --> 50:53.875 You can swing it, too, if you want. 50:55.500 --> 50:58.083 I don't want this to look sexual. I'm doing it wrong. 50:58.166 --> 50:59.791 -It is. -Okay, then I'm gonna stop. 50:59.875 --> 51:01.291 Can you take a picture? 51:01.958 --> 51:03.125 Yeah. 51:03.916 --> 51:04.916 [camera clicks] 51:05.000 --> 51:06.500 -That's good. -For the grid? 51:06.583 --> 51:09.625 -No. -Just for stories? Okay. 51:09.708 --> 51:11.291 -I'm gonna lower it down. -[sizzling] 51:11.375 --> 51:14.708 Ooh! Listen to that sizzle. 51:15.666 --> 51:17.583 Celeste is, uh… She's funny. 51:18.750 --> 51:20.708 -Yeah. -You're funnier though. 51:21.208 --> 51:23.833 -Thank you. -Okay. Keep an eye on it, okay? 51:24.333 --> 51:26.166 -Hey, D? -Mm-hmm. 51:26.791 --> 51:28.791 -I love you. -I love you. 51:31.083 --> 51:33.083 [unsettling music playing] 51:33.583 --> 51:35.583 [woman] You are so cute! 51:35.666 --> 51:37.750 -[Celeste] You are so cute! -[woman] Oh my God. 51:39.458 --> 51:41.125 Wow, no way! 51:41.958 --> 51:43.875 Another one? 51:49.916 --> 51:52.250 -[Gigi] Hey, honey. -[music fades] 51:52.333 --> 51:53.250 Hi. 51:53.333 --> 51:55.458 -You're out here all alone? -Yeah. 51:56.083 --> 51:57.208 Now you're not. 51:58.291 --> 52:01.291 You know, your friend in there is so pretty. 52:02.250 --> 52:05.583 But those tattoos are so ugly. 52:05.666 --> 52:08.583 -What is that about? -Stop. Don't say that. 52:08.666 --> 52:11.208 -[chuckles] -I'm gonna take a shift. 52:11.291 --> 52:13.666 No, no. Go back inside. I got it. 52:13.750 --> 52:17.041 They won't let me do anything in there. I can watch a turkey. 52:17.125 --> 52:20.791 Be with your friend. You brought her. Go be with her. 52:22.500 --> 52:23.625 'Kay. 52:23.708 --> 52:25.250 -Okay. -Bye. 52:27.208 --> 52:28.291 [sighs] 52:30.166 --> 52:34.750 [woman] When I was your age, I got a tattoo with my college boyfriend, Vern. 52:34.833 --> 52:37.208 [mom] Oh my God. Vicki, you were crazy about Vern. 52:37.291 --> 52:40.041 She was obsessed with Vern. I mean, in fairness, everybody was. 52:40.125 --> 52:42.916 I'll never forget how happy he made me. 52:43.833 --> 52:46.583 Fun fact about Vern, he's now married to Whitney Cummings. 52:46.666 --> 52:47.791 -Get out. -Who? 52:47.875 --> 52:51.958 Yeah, I know I act like I'm cool with all the Vern talk, but I'm not. 52:52.041 --> 52:54.708 Okay, you know Devon has a Vern. 52:54.791 --> 52:55.875 He's her TA. 52:55.958 --> 52:58.666 -What are you talking about? -[mom] Really? 52:58.750 --> 53:00.250 My Devon likes a boy. 53:00.333 --> 53:03.041 Every time Devon's around him, 53:03.125 --> 53:07.166 she's like, "Michael, I'm in love with you." 53:07.250 --> 53:08.416 I don't say that. 53:08.500 --> 53:11.000 -Something is going on out there. -What? 53:12.166 --> 53:13.333 Oh my God! 53:13.416 --> 53:15.333 Oh, Mom! Mom! 53:15.416 --> 53:16.916 Devon, go help! 53:17.000 --> 53:19.041 Go! Mom! Mom! 53:19.125 --> 53:20.916 -[screaming] -Oh God, what do we do? 53:21.000 --> 53:23.291 -[Brian] Gigi's on fire! -[mom] Oh my God! Ah! 53:23.375 --> 53:24.416 I got it. 53:28.625 --> 53:30.625 [mom] Oh my God! Mom, are you okay? 53:30.708 --> 53:32.916 Mommy, Mommy… Oh my God. 53:33.708 --> 53:34.666 [Brian] What happened? 53:35.333 --> 53:37.416 -I spilled my drink. -[mom] You don't need that. 53:37.500 --> 53:39.250 You all right? You okay? 53:39.333 --> 53:41.166 -[Gigi] I'm okay. -[Brian] Okay, okay. 53:42.708 --> 53:45.875 -You're supposed to be watching the fryer. -She told me to go inside! 53:45.958 --> 53:47.666 -I don't know! -Brian, Brian, it's okay. 53:47.750 --> 53:50.875 I knew Devon was out of it today, so I had to be the responsible one. 53:51.458 --> 53:55.666 [Gigi] Oh, what size head do you have? I'm gonna crochet you a hat. 53:55.750 --> 53:57.250 Grandma's hats are iconic. 53:57.333 --> 54:00.750 -[Bulla] Celeste, that was unbelievable. -[Vicki] An angel. 54:00.833 --> 54:02.875 [Bulla] She was like a frickin' firefighter. 54:02.958 --> 54:04.958 [ominous music playing] 54:06.708 --> 54:10.041 [Schilling] Devon woke up the next morning with a stomach ache, 54:10.125 --> 54:13.708 knowing she had to spend the rest of the weekend with Celeste. 54:22.625 --> 54:24.750 -Immediately, she felt better. -[music fades] 54:24.833 --> 54:27.583 [Brian] Hey, D, you up yet? Come have some breakfast. 54:27.666 --> 54:29.041 I'm making waffles! 54:29.125 --> 54:31.666 -Don't burn 'em, Dad! -[Brian] Too late! 54:31.750 --> 54:33.583 [relaxed indie-rock music playing] 54:33.666 --> 54:37.958 [Schilling] Devon returned to the dorms just in time for her 19th birthday. 54:52.333 --> 54:53.500 [lock beeping] 54:53.583 --> 54:56.250 -Happy birthday! -God. 54:57.750 --> 54:59.791 Thank you so much. This is so nice. 54:59.875 --> 55:01.541 Of course. You like it? 55:01.625 --> 55:03.416 Yeah. I can't believe you did all this. 55:03.500 --> 55:07.583 So I'm thinking, for your birthday, the four of us, we go to Abba. 55:07.666 --> 55:10.666 It's, like, Mediterranean, but they also have a hookah lounge. 55:10.750 --> 55:12.791 -That sounds awesome. -Nice. Okay. 55:12.875 --> 55:14.666 -I'm gonna shower. -Yeah. 55:18.208 --> 55:19.208 [Devon] Um… 55:20.041 --> 55:22.000 Is that my bra and underwear? 55:22.083 --> 55:24.791 Yeah, they were… in my drawer? 55:25.291 --> 55:26.583 [door closes] 55:26.666 --> 55:28.666 [water running] 55:29.291 --> 55:30.500 [cell phone chimes] 55:34.500 --> 55:35.625 [chuckles softly] 55:36.666 --> 55:38.208 [tense music playing] 55:42.916 --> 55:43.916 [music fades] 55:44.000 --> 55:48.041 [Schilling] Celeste's actions had moved Devon from anxious to full-blown paranoid. 55:48.125 --> 55:49.625 She needed a second opinion, 55:49.708 --> 55:52.625 so she went to the smartest woman on campus. 55:53.750 --> 55:55.000 Hey, girlypop. 55:55.083 --> 55:57.250 -[chiming] -[Luna] Wait, you're in this story? 55:57.333 --> 55:59.291 Why do you have a fuckin' bowl cut? 55:59.375 --> 56:00.750 It was a bob, 56:00.833 --> 56:03.416 and how are you seeing that, anyway? That's weird. 56:04.375 --> 56:06.875 Wow. These are awesome. 56:06.958 --> 56:10.041 -My mom's a ceramicist. -Oh, nice. Yeah. 56:10.125 --> 56:12.625 The welding studio is, like, a 20-minute walk away, 56:12.708 --> 56:15.208 so I was like, "Fuck walking." 56:15.291 --> 56:16.625 Is the school okay with that? 56:17.125 --> 56:18.166 No. 56:20.083 --> 56:24.250 So you're just here to admire my decor. 56:25.458 --> 56:28.500 I was wondering what the process is for switching roommates. 56:29.083 --> 56:30.708 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 56:31.208 --> 56:33.875 Switching roommates is a last resort. 56:33.958 --> 56:37.125 The school only allows that in extreme circumstances. 56:37.208 --> 56:39.166 She'd have to be, like, threatening your life or… 56:39.250 --> 56:42.583 I'm just… I'm having a problem with boundaries, 56:42.666 --> 56:44.416 if you have any advice about that? 56:44.916 --> 56:48.375 The thing about communication is that you're not gonna get what you want 56:48.458 --> 56:50.125 unless you ask for it. 56:50.208 --> 56:51.666 So just be direct. 56:54.333 --> 56:56.291 [Devon] Celeste, can I talk to you about something? 56:56.375 --> 56:58.541 [Celeste] Not now. After we watch Clueless. 56:58.625 --> 57:03.250 Oh my God, I cannot believe you haven't seen this fucking movie. 57:03.333 --> 57:05.125 -You were so sheltered. -He gave me a C-minus. 57:05.208 --> 57:07.125 -Well, he gave me a C… -[Celeste] Trivia fact. 57:07.208 --> 57:10.000 Stacey Dash was 30 when she filmed this. 57:10.500 --> 57:12.458 30? That's close to your age. 57:14.125 --> 57:15.333 [ping] 57:16.416 --> 57:18.083 Whoa! What the fuck? 57:18.166 --> 57:20.041 Sorry, I, um… 57:20.541 --> 57:22.708 I just have to charge my computer. 57:23.291 --> 57:24.833 It's about to die. [chuckles] 57:27.166 --> 57:28.916 -Go back. -Yeah. 57:30.541 --> 57:32.333 -Did you get your report card? -[Dionne] Yeah. 57:32.416 --> 57:34.083 I'm toast. How'd you do? 57:34.166 --> 57:37.541 [Cher] I totally choked. My father is gonna go ballistic on me. 57:38.625 --> 57:42.666 [professor] So I have really enjoyed reading all your poems this semester. 57:42.750 --> 57:46.500 I loved it so much that I think the entire class should get a chance 57:46.583 --> 57:48.041 to hear them before winter break. 57:48.125 --> 57:50.708 -[students groaning] -Oh, come on. Who's gonna kick us off? 57:50.791 --> 57:52.000 Anybody? 57:52.083 --> 57:53.916 -Don't jump up at once. -[Celeste] I'll go. 57:54.625 --> 57:56.583 Celeste, all right, come on down. 58:04.166 --> 58:05.791 My poem is called 58:06.583 --> 58:09.333 The Girl Who's Barely There. 58:10.791 --> 58:12.125 It's 8:00 a.m 58:12.625 --> 58:16.125 The girl methodically Puts together an outfit 58:16.208 --> 58:19.291 That precisely zero people will notice 58:19.791 --> 58:21.125 It's almost as if 58:22.083 --> 58:23.041 That's her goal 58:23.541 --> 58:25.958 To be imperceptible 58:26.041 --> 58:27.875 Inoffensive 58:27.958 --> 58:30.208 Insignificant 58:30.708 --> 58:33.750 She's the girl who's barely there 58:34.916 --> 58:36.250 It's noon 58:36.333 --> 58:41.125 The girl laughs too hard At a joke of a handsome senior 58:41.208 --> 58:43.000 He's a kaleidoscope 58:43.083 --> 58:44.708 She's beige 58:45.291 --> 58:47.500 Yet also clear 58:48.416 --> 58:51.791 She's the girl who's barely there 58:52.291 --> 58:53.500 It's 10:00 p.m. 58:53.583 --> 58:56.125 The girl waits for someone To make plans for her 58:56.208 --> 58:57.541 She wonders 58:57.625 --> 59:02.166 "Do I exist merely to refract The brilliance of others?" 59:02.250 --> 59:04.875 "Am I like a glass wall 59:04.958 --> 59:09.625 So translucent that someone Might walk straight through me?" 59:10.666 --> 59:13.625 Crash, sweep, trash 59:14.125 --> 59:15.000 Gone 59:15.958 --> 59:20.083 She's the girl who used to be there 59:20.791 --> 59:22.791 [cheering and applause] 59:27.750 --> 59:29.875 Great job, Celeste. 59:29.958 --> 59:33.250 Oh. I love your use of imagery and how you played with form. 59:33.333 --> 59:36.500 All right, uh, let's open it up. What else did people notice? 59:36.583 --> 59:37.416 Mara? 59:38.625 --> 59:45.166 Celeste did a great job of capturing the emptiness of the character. 59:45.666 --> 59:47.916 We all know this girl, 59:48.000 --> 59:51.833 and you just wanna go up to her and say, "You're not the victim." 59:51.916 --> 59:53.375 "You just suck." 59:53.458 --> 59:54.916 [students laughing] 59:55.000 --> 59:57.333 [chuckles] I see you've met my ex. 59:58.208 --> 01:00:00.833 That was inappropriate. Anyone else? 01:00:02.375 --> 01:00:03.458 Theo? 01:00:04.416 --> 01:00:06.625 Um, I thought we had to rhyme. 01:00:07.791 --> 01:00:11.166 [professor] You're not supposed to rhyme, okay? Not every poem is a rhyme. 01:00:11.250 --> 01:00:13.833 If you ever wrote a poem about me like that, I'd fuckin' kill you. 01:00:13.916 --> 01:00:15.083 Well, you did that already. 01:00:15.166 --> 01:00:17.583 Remember when you sang that song at open mic night 01:00:17.666 --> 01:00:19.500 at the Delvin Basement? 01:00:19.583 --> 01:00:22.375 I didn't write that. That was a Brandi Carlile song. 01:00:23.125 --> 01:00:25.083 -Really? -Yeah, ya dumb bitch. 01:00:25.166 --> 01:00:27.875 See, look, we're finding out about things. 01:00:27.958 --> 01:00:29.166 We're starting to heal. 01:00:29.250 --> 01:00:30.583 -Ah! -[dog barks, growls] 01:00:30.666 --> 01:00:33.750 Oh no! I'm so sorry, Dr. Schilling. 01:00:33.833 --> 01:00:35.375 It's all good, George. 01:00:35.458 --> 01:00:40.166 Hey, Feekie, that was a great toss, you fuckin' piece o' shit! 01:00:40.250 --> 01:00:43.125 You're a fucking amateur! [grunts] 01:00:43.208 --> 01:00:44.791 Oh my God! 01:00:44.875 --> 01:00:46.791 Am I tripping, or is that the same George? 01:00:46.875 --> 01:00:49.041 Oh, that's George. He keeps getting degrees 01:00:49.125 --> 01:00:51.708 so he can keep playing Frisbee. 01:00:51.791 --> 01:00:54.208 All right, where was I? Right. 01:00:54.291 --> 01:00:56.125 Ah, winter break, 01:00:56.208 --> 01:01:00.000 a gift from the college gods that comes right when you need it most. 01:01:00.083 --> 01:01:05.000 Devon spent her first few weeks at home obsessing over Celeste's shitty poem. 01:01:05.083 --> 01:01:08.500 Then Michael slid into her DMs on New Year's. 01:01:08.583 --> 01:01:10.666 Ooh, Michael! 01:01:10.750 --> 01:01:14.333 As she talked to Michael more and more, Devon put the focus back on school. 01:01:14.416 --> 01:01:17.208 Maybe this semester wouldn't be so bad after all. 01:01:19.166 --> 01:01:21.416 Hey, Professor Ziemann, Devon's here. 01:01:21.500 --> 01:01:23.833 Oh! Ms. Weisz. 01:01:23.916 --> 01:01:25.708 -Hi. -Hi. 01:01:25.791 --> 01:01:29.083 Listen, over the break, I had dinner with the department head, 01:01:29.166 --> 01:01:32.625 and I showed him your work on the structural-analysis problem sets, 01:01:32.708 --> 01:01:34.791 and he could not believe you were a freshman. 01:01:34.875 --> 01:01:36.083 -Really? -Yeah. 01:01:36.166 --> 01:01:39.000 Have you considered submitting to WaltonCon? 01:01:39.625 --> 01:01:41.875 -Is that a TED Talk thing? -Good God, no. 01:01:41.958 --> 01:01:44.000 It's this annual campus-wide competition 01:01:44.083 --> 01:01:46.791 where a student from each major presents a project 01:01:46.875 --> 01:01:48.625 based around improving campus life. 01:01:48.708 --> 01:01:52.000 -And Michael and I were talking, yes? -Yes. 01:01:52.083 --> 01:01:55.166 -And we feel you should submit. -Wow. That's awesome. 01:01:55.250 --> 01:01:57.875 -Yeah, I'll definitely think about it. -Okay. 01:01:59.666 --> 01:02:01.083 I thought about it. 01:02:01.166 --> 01:02:02.583 Yes, I'm in. 01:02:03.583 --> 01:02:04.583 Great. 01:02:04.666 --> 01:02:06.291 You know, I see myself in you. 01:02:07.375 --> 01:02:10.166 Not in a weird way. Just the regular way. 01:02:10.250 --> 01:02:14.083 [optimistic electronic music playing] 01:02:19.750 --> 01:02:20.666 Hey. 01:02:21.333 --> 01:02:22.166 Hey. 01:02:23.250 --> 01:02:25.291 What's up? Uh, what are you up to? 01:02:26.416 --> 01:02:27.458 What are you up to? 01:02:28.125 --> 01:02:30.458 I just finished my office hours. 01:02:30.541 --> 01:02:31.958 I was gonna go work out. 01:02:33.250 --> 01:02:34.291 Me too. 01:02:34.375 --> 01:02:36.375 [serene dream-pop music playing] 01:02:42.666 --> 01:02:46.875 ♪ Mrs. Magic to and fro… ♪ 01:02:46.958 --> 01:02:47.833 [laughs] 01:02:49.708 --> 01:02:53.708 ♪ Please give me one last show ♪ 01:02:57.041 --> 01:03:01.291 ♪ Loosen my mind from within ♪ 01:03:03.416 --> 01:03:07.958 [Devon] ♪ Open up my eager eyes ♪ 01:03:08.041 --> 01:03:10.458 ♪ 'Cause I'm Mr. Bright… ♪ [screams] 01:03:10.541 --> 01:03:13.125 Why'd you stop? Keep singing! 01:03:14.000 --> 01:03:16.000 Don't worry. I'm not gonna post it. 01:03:16.083 --> 01:03:17.166 I think. 01:03:17.666 --> 01:03:20.916 [Amber] Oh my God, Olivia's been talking full volume to her boyfriend 01:03:21.000 --> 01:03:22.125 until, like, 4:00 a.m. 01:03:22.208 --> 01:03:24.541 [Celeste] That's unhinged. Like, go somewhere else. 01:03:24.625 --> 01:03:27.375 [Amber] I know! And this morning, I'm on Zoom for biology, 01:03:27.458 --> 01:03:31.541 and my entire study group can hear her and her boyfriend having FaceTime sex. 01:03:31.625 --> 01:03:34.125 -[knocking on door] -[both] 2511! 01:03:34.208 --> 01:03:35.500 [beeping] 01:03:36.208 --> 01:03:37.458 Hello! 01:03:37.541 --> 01:03:39.875 -Party's arrived! -[Celeste] Hey, Alex! 01:03:39.958 --> 01:03:41.541 [Alex] I always wanted to say that. 01:03:41.625 --> 01:03:42.708 -Hi. -Hi. 01:03:42.791 --> 01:03:43.916 -[Devon] Hi! -Hey! 01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:45.500 -Hey. -[Devon] What are you doing here? 01:03:45.583 --> 01:03:47.625 -Celeste invited me. -[Celeste] For the party. 01:03:47.708 --> 01:03:49.333 We thought it'd be a fun surprise. 01:03:50.041 --> 01:03:52.333 So you brought a fit for Trailer Trash, right? 01:03:52.833 --> 01:03:57.750 Wait, what? I didn't know that we were supposed to have a… costume. 01:03:57.833 --> 01:03:59.666 -Yeah. -Okay. 01:03:59.750 --> 01:04:00.833 [Amber] Adorable, yeah. 01:04:00.916 --> 01:04:02.166 -Pretty good. -[Celeste] So good. 01:04:02.250 --> 01:04:04.291 -[Amber] It's really good. -Can you guess ours? 01:04:04.375 --> 01:04:05.250 Doggy. 01:04:07.125 --> 01:04:08.666 Hillbilly hos? 01:04:08.750 --> 01:04:11.333 -Alex, no. -No. No. The Simple Life. 01:04:11.416 --> 01:04:14.541 Nicole and Paris. We don't have the wigs 'cause they're 30 bucks. 01:04:14.625 --> 01:04:17.833 [Amber, in a Jersey accent] 'Scuse me. JWoww would like to start drinking. 01:04:17.916 --> 01:04:20.000 -Okay. The Jersey Shore. This one I know. -[beeping] 01:04:21.583 --> 01:04:24.541 [Southern accent] I don't need pity. I need a paycheck. 01:04:27.125 --> 01:04:29.666 Have none of you seen Erin Brockovich? 01:04:29.750 --> 01:04:32.250 -[hip-hop music pounding] -♪ Go on, do your dance ♪ 01:04:32.333 --> 01:04:34.333 ♪ Cowboys, yeah, go on, do your dance♪ 01:04:34.416 --> 01:04:36.916 ♪ City slicker, yeah Go on, do your dance♪ 01:04:37.000 --> 01:04:39.166 ♪ Everybody in the party, do your dance… ♪ 01:04:39.250 --> 01:04:40.541 -Okay. -♪ Put your left foot in ♪ 01:04:40.625 --> 01:04:41.875 -♪ Pull it out, won't ya… ♪ -Oh! 01:04:41.958 --> 01:04:43.583 ♪ Stick your right foot in, pull it out… ♪ 01:04:43.666 --> 01:04:45.708 -[whooping] -Yeah! 01:04:45.791 --> 01:04:47.833 College is so cool. 01:04:48.333 --> 01:04:51.208 There's, like, so many assholes in high school. 01:04:51.291 --> 01:04:52.791 -You know? -[Amber] Tell me their names. 01:04:52.875 --> 01:04:54.250 -I'll fuck 'em up. -[yaps] 01:04:54.333 --> 01:04:57.000 -Let's go dance! -[Alex] Yeah? Okay. I'm coming. 01:04:57.083 --> 01:04:58.375 ♪ My female homey ♪ 01:04:58.458 --> 01:05:00.750 ♪ She drives a race car and a big truck ♪ 01:05:00.833 --> 01:05:04.000 ♪ Lift kit big, wheels never get stuck Skintight jeans… ♪ 01:05:04.083 --> 01:05:07.541 [Celeste] Oh my God! He's cute. You should dance with him. 01:05:07.625 --> 01:05:09.041 -Dance with him! -No. 01:05:09.125 --> 01:05:10.250 -[Celeste] Yes! -No. 01:05:10.750 --> 01:05:12.666 [George] Oh, well, look at who it is. 01:05:12.750 --> 01:05:15.041 The lying sisters. 01:05:15.125 --> 01:05:16.791 Y'all never come to practice. 01:05:17.375 --> 01:05:19.500 I bet you thought I was never gonna say something 01:05:19.583 --> 01:05:21.208 'cause you guys are gorgeous. 01:05:21.291 --> 01:05:23.875 Meanwhile, I'm a bag of Funyuns with a runner's butt. 01:05:23.958 --> 01:05:26.291 So look at that. Guess what? Look at the time. 01:05:26.375 --> 01:05:28.416 It's get the fuck out of my house o'clock. 01:05:28.500 --> 01:05:31.416 Whoa, George. George. It's okay. It's okay. They're with me. 01:05:32.083 --> 01:05:34.208 Oh. Well, sorry. Um… 01:05:35.375 --> 01:05:37.208 I'm gonna do some mushrooms, then. 01:05:37.291 --> 01:05:39.500 -[Amber] Hey, George. -Share those with your teammates! 01:05:39.583 --> 01:05:41.375 ♪ Saddle up, yee! We on the radio… ♪ 01:05:41.458 --> 01:05:43.000 -Hi. -[Michael] Hi. 01:05:43.500 --> 01:05:45.083 -You look nice. -Thank you. 01:05:45.166 --> 01:05:47.291 What are you, like, a trailer-park lawyer, or…? 01:05:47.375 --> 01:05:49.500 Oh, no. I just got back from a funeral. 01:05:49.583 --> 01:05:51.166 -[chuckles] -[Michael] It wasn't a joke. 01:05:51.250 --> 01:05:53.125 I really… I just got back from a funeral. 01:05:53.208 --> 01:05:55.250 Oh God. I'm… I'm sorry. 01:05:55.333 --> 01:05:57.791 It's okay. It was, like, my dad's friend. 01:05:58.291 --> 01:06:00.875 I've been working on my WaltonCon project. 01:06:01.458 --> 01:06:03.625 -Devon, I think you're gonna crush it. -Thank you. 01:06:03.708 --> 01:06:08.375 When I did mine, uh, I got so nervous, I just started talking crazy fast, 01:06:08.458 --> 01:06:11.625 and I finished my entire ten-minute presentation in, like, 45 seconds. 01:06:11.708 --> 01:06:13.250 -[laughs] What? -♪ All the girlies say ♪ 01:06:13.333 --> 01:06:15.250 ♪ I'm pretty fly for a white guy… ♪ 01:06:15.333 --> 01:06:17.333 [rock riff playing] 01:06:18.000 --> 01:06:21.708 -Are you sure you don't wanna change? -It's okay. I don't really have a costume. 01:06:21.791 --> 01:06:23.916 Come on. I'm sure we can figure something out. 01:06:24.000 --> 01:06:25.583 ♪ Cinco, cinco, seis ♪ 01:06:25.666 --> 01:06:27.291 ♪ You know, it's kinda hard just to… ♪ 01:06:27.375 --> 01:06:29.791 [Michael] It's really easy to study, as you can tell. 01:06:29.875 --> 01:06:32.083 That's why my grades are so good. 01:06:32.166 --> 01:06:34.416 ♪ He may not have a clue, and he may not…♪ 01:06:34.500 --> 01:06:36.250 [distant pop music playing] 01:06:36.333 --> 01:06:37.458 [Devon] Wow. 01:06:37.541 --> 01:06:40.708 You have very limited choices for this theme. 01:06:41.208 --> 01:06:42.375 Oh. 01:06:42.458 --> 01:06:43.916 This is trailer trash. 01:06:44.416 --> 01:06:46.958 Stinky's Landscaping? What even is this? 01:06:47.041 --> 01:06:49.625 -That's my favorite shirt. -I didn't say I didn't like it. 01:06:49.708 --> 01:06:51.625 -I said it's very on theme. -Okay. 01:06:52.458 --> 01:06:54.541 Do you have any flip-flops? 01:06:55.208 --> 01:06:56.333 Okay. 01:06:56.875 --> 01:06:58.375 What is this? 01:06:58.458 --> 01:07:01.583 That's… that's not just mine. 01:07:02.333 --> 01:07:04.666 We take turns wearing it at away tournaments. 01:07:04.750 --> 01:07:07.541 It's in your closet, which means you wear it the most. 01:07:08.375 --> 01:07:09.250 Yeah. 01:07:13.041 --> 01:07:14.250 How do I look? 01:07:14.750 --> 01:07:15.708 Great. Yeah. 01:07:15.791 --> 01:07:16.625 Yeah. 01:07:17.875 --> 01:07:19.708 -It fits perfectly. -Yeah. 01:07:19.791 --> 01:07:22.416 -Do you ever get hot in this thing? -Oh, all the time. 01:07:22.500 --> 01:07:23.750 Yeah, extremely. 01:07:23.833 --> 01:07:27.333 But I just dump baby powder in there. Keeps it fresh. 01:07:28.083 --> 01:07:30.791 -Want me to help with the zipper? -Yeah, yeah, sure. 01:07:31.333 --> 01:07:33.958 -Yeah. -[zipping] 01:07:34.041 --> 01:07:35.458 -Is that okay? -Yeah. 01:07:35.541 --> 01:07:36.583 All right. 01:07:40.208 --> 01:07:41.208 [chuckles softly] 01:07:43.500 --> 01:07:44.458 Put the head on. 01:07:45.541 --> 01:07:46.750 -Yes. -Okay. 01:07:46.833 --> 01:07:47.791 Thank you. 01:07:47.875 --> 01:07:49.000 Here you go. 01:07:49.500 --> 01:07:52.000 -[Devon] Oof. -Yes. Okay, there he is. 01:07:52.083 --> 01:07:53.708 Careful. It's kind of hard to see. 01:07:53.791 --> 01:07:55.291 -[Devon] Ah! -Whoa! 01:07:55.375 --> 01:07:57.333 -[Devon] I'm sorry! -That's all right. Are you okay? 01:07:57.416 --> 01:07:59.083 -[Devon] No, I'm fine. -Okay. 01:07:59.666 --> 01:08:01.291 [Devon] I'm sorry about that. 01:08:01.375 --> 01:08:04.625 Wow, I didn't realize how cute I must look while I'm in Wally mode 01:08:04.708 --> 01:08:06.083 'cause you look adorable right now. 01:08:06.166 --> 01:08:07.833 [Devon] I can't hear you. 01:08:13.416 --> 01:08:15.416 [intriguing music playing] 01:08:21.333 --> 01:08:23.333 [music intensifies] 01:08:27.791 --> 01:08:29.208 -[door opens] -[Olivia] Devon! 01:08:29.291 --> 01:08:30.875 -[music ends] -You need to take Alex home. 01:08:30.958 --> 01:08:33.125 -[Amber] He said he took something. -What? 01:08:33.208 --> 01:08:34.541 [hip hop music playing] 01:08:34.625 --> 01:08:35.458 [retching] 01:08:35.541 --> 01:08:36.375 Alex! 01:08:38.125 --> 01:08:39.875 -Are you okay? -[Alex] Devon… 01:08:39.958 --> 01:08:42.041 [Devon] What's going on? What did you take? 01:08:42.666 --> 01:08:46.458 Um… Celeste gave me Molly. 01:08:46.541 --> 01:08:48.500 -What the hell? -[Alex vomits] 01:08:48.583 --> 01:08:50.375 [Michael] No, go ahead. I got him. Yeah. 01:08:51.208 --> 01:08:52.958 That's good. Yeah, get it out. 01:08:53.041 --> 01:08:54.291 Get it out of you. 01:08:55.458 --> 01:08:56.583 Okay. 01:08:57.458 --> 01:09:00.000 -Oh, I get it. It's Joe Exotic. -[Alex groans] 01:09:00.083 --> 01:09:01.958 -[hip-hop music pounding] -[Devon] Hey! 01:09:02.541 --> 01:09:04.000 Did you give my brother Molly? 01:09:04.083 --> 01:09:06.208 -Wait, what? -He's puking right now! 01:09:06.291 --> 01:09:07.458 Why would you do that? 01:09:07.541 --> 01:09:10.500 -You think I drugged your brother? -[Devon] Yeah, I do. 01:09:10.583 --> 01:09:12.875 That's actually so fucked up. 01:09:12.958 --> 01:09:15.041 He said the room was spinning, so I gave him Dramamine. 01:09:15.125 --> 01:09:16.958 I told him it was Molly so he'd take it. 01:09:17.041 --> 01:09:18.875 Celeste, I think Devon's really stressed. 01:09:18.958 --> 01:09:21.208 -Stay out of it, Amber. -[Amber] Okay, Jesus. 01:09:21.291 --> 01:09:24.583 -[cell phone ringing] -Fuck. Hey, baby, I'm still at the party. 01:09:24.666 --> 01:09:28.166 I don't know. I don't know. Twenty guys? Why are you mad at me?! 01:09:29.041 --> 01:09:32.708 I hope you know I was down here babysitting your brother 01:09:32.791 --> 01:09:35.916 while you were doing, I don't know, whatever the fuck this is. 01:09:36.000 --> 01:09:37.166 That's the second time. 01:09:37.250 --> 01:09:39.625 Second time I've saved one of your family members. 01:09:39.708 --> 01:09:41.666 Maybe I deserve a fucking thank you. 01:09:44.250 --> 01:09:45.125 Thanks. 01:09:46.291 --> 01:09:47.916 Yeah, whatever. 01:09:54.291 --> 01:09:59.333 There wasn't anything Funyun about that conversation. [chuckles] 01:10:00.375 --> 01:10:04.750 Okay, did she give the brother Dramamine, or did she actually drug him? 01:10:04.833 --> 01:10:07.541 -[bot] Hot sauce is in the bag. -Thanks, sexy robot. 01:10:07.625 --> 01:10:09.250 [bot] Oh, I'm actually gay. 01:10:09.791 --> 01:10:12.750 Okay, okay, Dr. Schilling, so did Devon finally request a room change? 01:10:12.833 --> 01:10:14.000 She couldn't. 01:10:14.083 --> 01:10:17.333 She had two nonrefundable tickets to Panama City. 01:10:17.416 --> 01:10:18.625 -Fuck! -Oh God. 01:10:18.708 --> 01:10:21.583 -[energetic dance music playing] -♪ Fire ♪ 01:10:21.666 --> 01:10:23.208 ♪ Set the house on ♪ 01:10:25.000 --> 01:10:26.750 ♪ I'll set the house on ♪ 01:10:27.250 --> 01:10:29.041 ♪ Fire ♪ 01:10:29.125 --> 01:10:30.500 ♪ Set the house on ♪ 01:10:33.125 --> 01:10:35.083 ♪ I woke up pissed off on a Tuesday ♪ 01:10:35.166 --> 01:10:37.083 ♪ I said, "Fuck this shit" ♪ 01:10:37.166 --> 01:10:40.625 ♪ I climbed the roof out of my bed Don't wanna live like this ♪ 01:10:40.708 --> 01:10:42.541 ♪ Dead or alive, uh… ♪ 01:10:42.625 --> 01:10:44.958 [man] Next up, we got Carter G. 01:10:45.041 --> 01:10:47.875 Carter G will be singing "drivers license." 01:10:47.958 --> 01:10:49.625 Wow, way to bring the mood down. 01:10:49.708 --> 01:10:52.250 -Carter G. All right, here you go. -Thank you. 01:10:52.333 --> 01:10:54.208 -[cheering] -[student] Carter! 01:10:54.291 --> 01:10:57.541 ♪ I got my driver's license Last week ♪ 01:10:57.625 --> 01:11:00.583 ♪ Just like we always talked about ♪ 01:11:00.666 --> 01:11:04.041 ♪ 'Cause you were so excited for me… ♪ 01:11:04.125 --> 01:11:05.333 [Celeste] Devon! 01:11:06.333 --> 01:11:08.833 That guy's really feeling it. 01:11:09.500 --> 01:11:10.375 Yeah. 01:11:11.625 --> 01:11:13.041 I wanna talk to you. 01:11:14.416 --> 01:11:15.791 -Of course. -[Celeste] Um… 01:11:21.041 --> 01:11:23.916 That night your brother came to visit, 01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:25.500 he came out to me. 01:11:27.083 --> 01:11:29.583 -What? -It was actually really cute. 01:11:29.666 --> 01:11:32.500 He was telling me about this guy, 01:11:32.583 --> 01:11:35.500 Peter Kuplowsky, who he has a huge crush on. 01:11:35.583 --> 01:11:37.750 Wow, yes. Peter, his best friend. 01:11:37.833 --> 01:11:39.166 Yeah, that's what he said. 01:11:41.416 --> 01:11:43.125 Anyway, I just thought you should know. 01:11:45.125 --> 01:11:46.583 Thank you for telling me. 01:11:47.083 --> 01:11:49.791 ♪ And I just can't imagine ♪ 01:11:49.875 --> 01:11:53.250 ♪ How you could be so okay ♪ 01:11:53.333 --> 01:11:55.500 ♪ Now that I'm gone ♪ 01:11:55.583 --> 01:11:57.416 By the way, um… 01:11:57.500 --> 01:12:02.916 you still owe me two grand for the hotels and the… and the flights. 01:12:03.750 --> 01:12:04.916 I owe your dad, 01:12:05.416 --> 01:12:08.833 which… Obviously, I don't have it right this second. 01:12:08.916 --> 01:12:10.541 So you know what? Yeah. 01:12:10.625 --> 01:12:14.000 Thank you for making me feel so good about it. 01:12:14.458 --> 01:12:17.375 -[laughs] Are you mad at me right now? -Let's talk about it later. 01:12:17.458 --> 01:12:18.708 I'm gonna get us a drink. 01:12:18.791 --> 01:12:21.208 It is scary how sober I am right now. 01:12:21.291 --> 01:12:23.500 But you have enough money for drinks. 01:12:24.208 --> 01:12:25.458 [cell phone pings] 01:12:32.791 --> 01:12:34.791 [gentle pop-rock music playing] 01:12:41.500 --> 01:12:44.000 There are, like, a hundred guys in the pool here. 01:12:44.500 --> 01:12:48.000 So you seriously want me to ask them all to get out? 01:12:48.083 --> 01:12:50.750 What are you doing here? I thought you had job interviews. 01:12:50.833 --> 01:12:53.041 I don't know. I just said, "Fuck it." 01:12:53.125 --> 01:12:54.583 It's my last spring break. 01:12:56.083 --> 01:12:59.875 Oh, plus, I couldn't resist a 14-hour car ride with the worst driver in the world. 01:12:59.958 --> 01:13:04.083 Oh, shut up, you drama queen. I only fell asleep twice. 01:13:04.166 --> 01:13:06.958 -I can't let him behind the wheel. -Sure. 01:13:07.458 --> 01:13:08.916 Are you staying here? 01:13:09.416 --> 01:13:11.625 I don't know. We'll see where the night takes me. 01:13:11.708 --> 01:13:15.583 [man] Next up to the stage, we have Devon W. 01:13:16.583 --> 01:13:17.916 Devon W. 01:13:18.416 --> 01:13:20.708 Oh shit. Devon, you signed up? 01:13:20.791 --> 01:13:22.291 No. I don't think that's-- 01:13:22.375 --> 01:13:25.375 Devon Weisz of Walton U. Devon Weisz. 01:13:25.458 --> 01:13:27.916 -Looks like somebody signed you up. -[man] Devon Weisz. 01:13:28.000 --> 01:13:30.125 Hey. That person's right here. 01:13:30.208 --> 01:13:32.833 Uh… Guys, stop. No. Stop. No, I said… 01:13:32.916 --> 01:13:34.125 I don't want to! 01:13:34.208 --> 01:13:36.541 No, I'm okay. Guys. Guys! 01:13:37.041 --> 01:13:39.041 [cheering] 01:13:43.666 --> 01:13:46.375 [man] Yeah! Give it up for Devon W. Come on, Devon. 01:13:46.875 --> 01:13:49.625 -I didn't pick this. -You're up here. Might as well do it. 01:13:49.708 --> 01:13:51.500 No, I don't… I don't even know the song. 01:13:51.583 --> 01:13:53.000 The lyrics are right there, honey. 01:13:53.083 --> 01:13:55.625 Everybody, give this girl some encouragement. Come on now. 01:13:55.708 --> 01:13:58.041 ["Mr. Brightside" by The Killers playing] 01:14:02.083 --> 01:14:04.708 [tentatively] ♪ Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine ♪ 01:14:04.791 --> 01:14:08.333 ♪ Gotta, gotta be down Because I want it all ♪ 01:14:08.416 --> 01:14:11.458 ♪ It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? ♪ 01:14:11.541 --> 01:14:13.458 ♪ It was only a kiss ♪ 01:14:13.541 --> 01:14:14.708 ♪ It was only a kiss ♪ 01:14:14.791 --> 01:14:16.125 ♪ Now I'm falling asleep… ♪ 01:14:16.208 --> 01:14:18.041 -Come on, Devon! -♪ And she's calling a cab ♪ 01:14:18.125 --> 01:14:20.958 ♪ While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag ♪ 01:14:21.541 --> 01:14:24.583 ♪ Going to bed, and my stomach is sick ♪ 01:14:24.666 --> 01:14:26.041 ♪ And it's all in my head ♪ 01:14:26.125 --> 01:14:28.958 ♪ But she's touching his chest now ♪ 01:14:29.041 --> 01:14:32.083 ♪ He takes off her dress now ♪ 01:14:32.166 --> 01:14:35.625 -Whoo! -♪ Let me go ♪ 01:14:35.708 --> 01:14:36.916 Yeah! 01:14:37.000 --> 01:14:38.583 Give it some, give it some! 01:14:38.666 --> 01:14:40.666 Isn't that the girl who kicked you in the titty? 01:14:40.750 --> 01:14:43.333 -♪ I just can't look… ♪ -Still fuckin' hurts. 01:14:43.416 --> 01:14:46.458 [confidently] ♪ It's killing me ♪ 01:14:46.541 --> 01:14:48.250 -♪ And taking… ♪ -I love you! 01:14:48.333 --> 01:14:51.250 ♪ Control ♪ 01:14:53.416 --> 01:14:54.916 ♪ Jealousy ♪ 01:14:55.000 --> 01:14:58.041 ♪ Turning saints into the sea ♪ 01:14:58.125 --> 01:15:01.541 ♪ Swimming through sick lullabies ♪ 01:15:01.625 --> 01:15:04.708 ♪ Choking on your alibis ♪ 01:15:04.791 --> 01:15:07.666 [with crowd] ♪ But it's just The price I pay ♪ 01:15:07.750 --> 01:15:10.916 ♪ Destiny is calling me ♪ 01:15:11.000 --> 01:15:16.208 ♪ Open up my eager eyes ♪ 01:15:16.291 --> 01:15:19.250 ♪ 'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside ♪ 01:15:19.333 --> 01:15:21.791 [man, tunefully] ♪ Go, Devon! Go, Devon! ♪ 01:15:21.875 --> 01:15:25.000 [with crowd] ♪ Go, Devon! Go, Devon!♪ 01:15:25.583 --> 01:15:29.458 ♪ Go, Devon! Go, Devon! Go, Devon! ♪ 01:15:29.541 --> 01:15:31.791 This is awesome! 01:15:31.875 --> 01:15:36.750 ♪ I never ♪ 01:15:38.333 --> 01:15:41.250 ♪ I never ♪ 01:15:41.333 --> 01:15:43.708 ♪ Yeah ♪ 01:15:44.916 --> 01:15:50.416 ♪ I never ♪ 01:15:51.208 --> 01:15:53.416 ♪ I never ♪ 01:15:59.000 --> 01:16:01.000 [music slows and slides down] 01:16:01.083 --> 01:16:03.083 [cheering] 01:16:03.166 --> 01:16:05.166 [ominous music playing] 01:16:10.791 --> 01:16:12.250 [man] Devon W! 01:16:12.333 --> 01:16:14.333 [music becomes somber] 01:16:22.208 --> 01:16:24.208 [music fades] 01:16:25.458 --> 01:16:27.458 [wistful pop music playing] 01:16:35.875 --> 01:16:39.875 ♪ Dark weather, new order ♪ 01:16:39.958 --> 01:16:43.416 ♪ New packet, light smoker ♪ 01:16:46.625 --> 01:16:49.875 -♪ Help me on my way… ♪ -[Devon sobbing softly] 01:16:52.333 --> 01:16:56.333 ♪ Bright morning, airplane mode ♪ 01:16:56.416 --> 01:17:00.375 ♪ High fusion, headache goes… ♪ 01:17:01.500 --> 01:17:03.041 [crying] 01:17:03.125 --> 01:17:05.833 ♪ You still seem the same… ♪ 01:17:10.250 --> 01:17:11.500 [cell phone pings] 01:17:25.000 --> 01:17:27.208 -♪ Still broken ♪ -♪ Broken ♪ 01:17:27.291 --> 01:17:29.333 -♪ Can't think straight… ♪ -[lock beeping] 01:17:29.416 --> 01:17:31.416 -♪ Mind loaded ♪ -♪ Loaded ♪ 01:17:31.500 --> 01:17:34.041 -♪ Heart still aches ♪ -♪ Still aches… ♪ 01:17:34.625 --> 01:17:35.958 How'd you know I was here? 01:17:36.458 --> 01:17:38.958 I have you on Find My Friends, dummy. 01:17:40.916 --> 01:17:41.916 [sobs] 01:17:42.000 --> 01:17:43.916 -[Alex] Come here. -Hi. 01:17:44.000 --> 01:17:45.000 [Alex] It's okay. 01:17:48.500 --> 01:17:49.458 It's okay. 01:17:50.791 --> 01:17:53.708 Aw, I have to say, I love that brother. 01:17:53.791 --> 01:17:56.083 Me too. I literally hate that my brother's straight. 01:17:56.166 --> 01:17:59.625 I know. My sister's a lesbian, and, like, that's not as good. 01:18:02.666 --> 01:18:06.125 God! For the rest of my life, I'll have to look down at that dumb tattoo 01:18:06.208 --> 01:18:07.791 and think of how much I hate her. 01:18:08.291 --> 01:18:10.000 And it cost me 400 bucks. 01:18:10.500 --> 01:18:11.875 Actually, 800 01:18:11.958 --> 01:18:13.875 'cause somehow, that slut made me pay for hers. 01:18:13.958 --> 01:18:18.041 Yeah, Dad's gonna kill you. Also, it looks, like, really infected. 01:18:18.125 --> 01:18:19.500 I know it does. 01:18:23.625 --> 01:18:27.750 -I'm gonna go check out. -Okay. I am gonna wait outside. 01:18:30.333 --> 01:18:31.625 ID, sweetheart. 01:18:32.375 --> 01:18:33.250 Here. 01:18:36.208 --> 01:18:37.458 What's your address? 01:18:38.125 --> 01:18:40.250 126 Crestview Road, Stamford, Connecticut. 01:18:41.750 --> 01:18:42.875 Must be nice. 01:18:43.375 --> 01:18:46.041 My sister married some rich dude from Stamford. 01:18:46.541 --> 01:18:48.458 Now she thinks her shit don't stink. 01:18:48.541 --> 01:18:50.541 [determined music playing] 01:18:51.541 --> 01:18:53.708 [Devon] The shitty part of Stamford? 01:18:53.791 --> 01:18:56.166 So shitty she can afford 300 tattoos 01:18:56.250 --> 01:18:58.333 but can't afford to pay me back for anything. 01:19:02.125 --> 01:19:03.208 [scoffs] 01:19:03.291 --> 01:19:04.541 You're kidding me. 01:19:04.625 --> 01:19:06.666 Oh, fuck her. 01:19:06.750 --> 01:19:08.750 God, she's such a little liar. 01:19:08.833 --> 01:19:11.791 What is it about me that people think they don't have to be honest? 01:19:11.875 --> 01:19:15.916 -It's not your fault. -At a certain point, it feels like it is. 01:19:17.458 --> 01:19:19.958 Middle school, I thought high school was gonna work out. 01:19:20.041 --> 01:19:22.291 High school, I thought college was gonna work out. 01:19:22.375 --> 01:19:24.541 It's never gonna work out. Ever. 01:19:24.625 --> 01:19:25.666 I'm gay. 01:19:28.208 --> 01:19:29.250 What? 01:19:30.166 --> 01:19:31.750 No, um… nothing. 01:19:31.833 --> 01:19:35.875 I've just been meaning to tell you that I'm pretty sure I'm gay. 01:19:38.708 --> 01:19:39.833 Okay. 01:19:40.625 --> 01:19:42.125 Thank you for telling me. 01:19:42.666 --> 01:19:43.500 Yeah. 01:19:44.583 --> 01:19:48.500 Felt good coming out over Taco Bell, the way you're supposed to do it. 01:19:48.583 --> 01:19:49.583 [Devon] Mm-hmm. 01:19:50.208 --> 01:19:55.166 I just hope it doesn't, like, change what you think of me. 01:19:55.250 --> 01:19:56.958 Are you kidding? 01:19:57.458 --> 01:19:58.875 No, I think it's great. 01:19:58.958 --> 01:20:00.166 [sighs] 01:20:01.291 --> 01:20:03.458 By the way, you're back to being my best friend. 01:20:03.541 --> 01:20:05.791 Yeah, they all come crawlin' back. 01:20:05.875 --> 01:20:07.166 Yeah, they do. 01:20:08.208 --> 01:20:10.250 -Love you. -Love you. 01:20:12.666 --> 01:20:14.666 So what are we gonna do about Celeste? 01:20:14.750 --> 01:20:16.916 Oh, what, you think 'cause I'm a gay guy, 01:20:17.000 --> 01:20:19.166 and all gay guys are just vengeful bitches, 01:20:19.250 --> 01:20:20.833 that I'm gonna know what to do? 01:20:20.916 --> 01:20:23.000 [energetic synth-rock music pumping] 01:20:23.083 --> 01:20:23.958 Well, you're right. 01:20:27.583 --> 01:20:29.750 ♪ Heads will roll ♪ 01:20:29.833 --> 01:20:31.291 ♪ Heads will roll ♪ 01:20:31.375 --> 01:20:32.708 ♪ Heads will roll ♪ 01:20:32.791 --> 01:20:34.750 ♪ On the floor ♪ 01:20:34.833 --> 01:20:37.208 ♪ Off, off with your head ♪ 01:20:38.375 --> 01:20:39.791 ♪ Dance, dance till you're dead… ♪ 01:20:39.875 --> 01:20:43.083 If you tear me and my horse down, 01:20:43.166 --> 01:20:47.250 aren't you showing me the same intolerance I am being accused of? 01:20:47.833 --> 01:20:50.916 Neigh, don't drag me into this! 01:20:51.000 --> 01:20:52.375 -Sh-sh-sh. -[laughter] 01:20:52.458 --> 01:20:56.791 Hey, Confederate statue, we don't need you on our campus. 01:20:56.875 --> 01:20:58.791 You're so fucking done. 01:20:58.875 --> 01:21:01.958 [triumphant classical music playing] 01:21:02.041 --> 01:21:04.375 No! 01:21:04.458 --> 01:21:08.083 -Jesus fucking Christ. -[statue] I finally died! 01:21:09.500 --> 01:21:11.500 [applause] 01:21:14.541 --> 01:21:17.583 [Ziemann] Very nice. Very nice dramatic, over-the-top work. 01:21:17.666 --> 01:21:21.958 I will say, for what it's worth, that statue is not of a Confederate. 01:21:22.041 --> 01:21:24.666 He was this school's first lacrosse coach. 01:21:24.750 --> 01:21:25.875 [laughter] 01:21:25.958 --> 01:21:28.375 -And he just… he had a horse. -[laughter] 01:21:28.458 --> 01:21:32.125 -Anyway, it is my honor… -[Michael] Good luck, Devon. 01:21:32.208 --> 01:21:36.041 -Uh… try not to talk too fast. -I'm good. Thank you. 01:21:36.125 --> 01:21:39.458 [Ziemann] …to hear her ideas. Hands together for Devon Weisz. 01:21:39.541 --> 01:21:41.250 [applause] 01:21:41.333 --> 01:21:43.291 [whooping] 01:21:44.833 --> 01:21:46.750 [cheering] 01:21:46.833 --> 01:21:47.750 Whoo! 01:21:47.833 --> 01:21:49.958 -That was so good. So good. -Good job. 01:21:50.041 --> 01:21:51.708 Thank you, Professor Ziemann. 01:21:51.791 --> 01:21:54.625 This competition is all about helping students solve problems 01:21:54.708 --> 01:21:56.125 in their daily lives. 01:21:56.208 --> 01:21:59.375 When I think about the hardest problem first-year students face, 01:21:59.458 --> 01:22:01.666 it isn't dealing with a demanding course load 01:22:01.750 --> 01:22:04.208 or balancing our work and social lives. 01:22:04.291 --> 01:22:06.833 It's trying to coexist with your shitty-ass roommate. 01:22:07.333 --> 01:22:09.333 [laughter] 01:22:09.416 --> 01:22:11.750 But I think structural design can help with that. 01:22:11.833 --> 01:22:13.833 [playful music playing] 01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:18.458 Now, a standard double dorm is 170 square feet. 01:22:18.541 --> 01:22:19.541 Not too big. 01:22:19.625 --> 01:22:21.000 And it can feel even smaller 01:22:21.083 --> 01:22:23.625 when you're sharing the room with a total sociopath. 01:22:23.708 --> 01:22:25.375 [laughter] 01:22:26.666 --> 01:22:28.458 This is my roommate, Celeste. 01:22:28.958 --> 01:22:31.958 Oh, should I have not used her real name? I'm sorry. 01:22:32.041 --> 01:22:34.958 I'm off my meds, so I'm just not thinking straight. 01:22:35.041 --> 01:22:36.708 [scattered laughter] 01:22:37.416 --> 01:22:38.708 And this doll is me. 01:22:38.791 --> 01:22:41.666 If this doll seems traumatized, it's 'cause I am. 01:22:41.750 --> 01:22:43.375 [laughter] 01:22:46.333 --> 01:22:49.500 Now, Walton's dorms feature side-by-side closets, 01:22:49.583 --> 01:22:51.000 which aren't very private. 01:22:51.083 --> 01:22:54.541 [Alex, mocking] "Ooh, look at all these clothes that don't belong to me." 01:22:54.625 --> 01:22:57.375 "Ooh, I can't wait to wear them without asking." 01:22:57.458 --> 01:22:59.625 -[laughter] -Shout-out to my brother, Alex, 01:22:59.708 --> 01:23:02.583 in the tech booth providing the voice of Celeste. 01:23:03.375 --> 01:23:05.958 So, by raising the closet, 01:23:06.041 --> 01:23:09.625 it becomes a little harder for this sticky-finger klepto to reach. 01:23:09.708 --> 01:23:11.791 [Alex] "Ooh, ooh, I can't reach." 01:23:11.875 --> 01:23:14.291 "I just wanna wear your bras and underwear." 01:23:14.375 --> 01:23:16.375 [enthusiastic laughter] 01:23:16.958 --> 01:23:21.375 Next up, let's look at the typical layout of the beds. 01:23:21.458 --> 01:23:25.625 Who here has come home to find your roommate eating food in your bed? 01:23:26.208 --> 01:23:27.125 Yeah. 01:23:27.625 --> 01:23:29.125 One time, I came home, 01:23:29.208 --> 01:23:33.750 and I found my roommate getting eaten out on my bed. 01:23:33.833 --> 01:23:35.791 [shocked groaning] 01:23:37.291 --> 01:23:39.000 Ahh! 01:23:40.166 --> 01:23:41.625 Wait, you hooked up in her bed? 01:23:41.708 --> 01:23:46.250 Anyways, by installing Murphy beds, we increase the livable space, 01:23:46.333 --> 01:23:51.666 and it becomes a lot harder for Celeste to run train on a short king 01:23:51.750 --> 01:23:53.375 while I'm writing her papers. 01:23:53.458 --> 01:23:55.125 [Alex] "Oh, wah." 01:23:55.208 --> 01:23:57.541 "Oh, can you taste the kombucha?" 01:23:57.625 --> 01:23:59.333 [laughter] 01:23:59.916 --> 01:24:02.333 Why is that Celeste doll literally me? 01:24:02.416 --> 01:24:05.375 [Devon] So far, this design only benefits me. 01:24:05.458 --> 01:24:07.958 So, I asked myself, 01:24:08.041 --> 01:24:09.791 "What does Celeste need?" 01:24:11.041 --> 01:24:12.083 It's hard 01:24:12.166 --> 01:24:16.625 because she had humble beginnings growing up in this house. 01:24:17.125 --> 01:24:19.416 [shocked murmuring] 01:24:19.500 --> 01:24:22.000 What the fuck? 01:24:22.083 --> 01:24:23.500 So here it is. 01:24:24.000 --> 01:24:26.833 This is a soundproof partition wall. 01:24:26.916 --> 01:24:31.833 So now I don't have to hear any more lies about Celeste's dad being a janitor 01:24:31.916 --> 01:24:35.541 when he's actually the CEO of Staples. 01:24:35.625 --> 01:24:38.000 Oh my God, dude. 01:24:38.500 --> 01:24:40.583 Staples? The restaurant? 01:24:41.083 --> 01:24:43.500 You're telling me she's a fuckin' nepo baby? 01:24:43.583 --> 01:24:44.916 -[woman] Boo! -Yeah. 01:24:45.000 --> 01:24:46.541 Oh, and one more thing. 01:24:47.041 --> 01:24:48.458 Just for Celeste's side. 01:24:48.541 --> 01:24:50.708 Twinkly lights with Polaroids. 01:24:51.583 --> 01:24:53.416 [audience] Aww. 01:24:53.500 --> 01:24:55.791 -Like our room. She must've got it from… -Yeah. 01:24:55.875 --> 01:24:58.708 Thank you for listening. Go, architecture. 01:25:02.875 --> 01:25:04.875 [triumphant pop music playing] 01:25:09.666 --> 01:25:14.458 By the way, maybe TAs shouldn't use a class contact sheet as a dating service. 01:25:15.291 --> 01:25:17.500 ♪ Jaime ♪ 01:25:17.583 --> 01:25:23.583 ♪ You've been patiently waiting To hate me ♪ 01:25:24.083 --> 01:25:25.083 ♪ And you and your… ♪ 01:25:25.166 --> 01:25:26.375 [Amber] Devon! 01:25:26.458 --> 01:25:28.791 That was insane, but, like, in a good way, of course. 01:25:28.875 --> 01:25:30.000 Thanks. 01:25:30.500 --> 01:25:32.500 Where did you get that tiny furniture? 01:25:32.583 --> 01:25:34.958 -I made it with my brother. -Whoa. 01:25:35.041 --> 01:25:37.416 Oh, are you gonna be okay in there? 01:25:37.916 --> 01:25:40.416 [Devon] Yeah. I'll see you guys later. 01:25:40.500 --> 01:25:43.250 ♪ Jaime ♪ 01:25:43.333 --> 01:25:49.125 ♪ The clothes that you gave me Don't fit me ♪ 01:25:49.208 --> 01:25:54.166 ♪ But you squeeze me until I could crack ♪ 01:25:54.250 --> 01:25:55.708 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 01:25:57.416 --> 01:25:59.375 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 01:26:03.166 --> 01:26:06.541 ♪ You've turned my soul ♪ 01:26:06.625 --> 01:26:10.333 ♪ Into your home ♪ 01:26:15.000 --> 01:26:16.916 ♪ Ah-ah ♪ 01:26:17.583 --> 01:26:20.041 -♪ Can't you leave me alone? ♪ -[music fades] 01:26:20.625 --> 01:26:22.625 [birds twittering] 01:26:43.250 --> 01:26:45.250 [suspenseful music playing] 01:26:49.500 --> 01:26:51.500 [FaceTime calling tone] 01:26:53.250 --> 01:26:55.375 [tearfully] Dude, I called you, like, 15 times. 01:26:56.041 --> 01:26:57.166 What's going on? 01:27:01.708 --> 01:27:03.541 I'm confused. Did you do that? 01:27:03.625 --> 01:27:07.166 No, dude. Ca… can you just come home, please? 01:27:08.375 --> 01:27:12.625 I have my final this afternoon, but I'll pack up and go home right after. 01:27:12.708 --> 01:27:14.000 I'm so sorry, Alex. 01:27:14.500 --> 01:27:16.875 [crying] I wasn't there yet. 01:27:16.958 --> 01:27:18.291 [disconnect tone] 01:27:20.125 --> 01:27:22.125 Stress and strain. 01:27:22.208 --> 01:27:25.458 Stress is internal force per unit area. 01:27:25.541 --> 01:27:30.500 [Celeste] I don't understand. Like, she never even tried to talk to me. 01:27:30.583 --> 01:27:33.583 Instead, she… made this presentation 01:27:33.666 --> 01:27:37.083 about what a shitty roommate I am to the entire school. 01:27:37.166 --> 01:27:38.458 It was so humiliating. 01:27:38.541 --> 01:27:41.708 Uh-huh, yeah, I can understand how that could be challenging, but-- 01:27:41.791 --> 01:27:45.500 [Celeste] You know, all because she had a crush on a guy who liked me. 01:27:45.583 --> 01:27:47.333 Like, it's not my fault. 01:27:47.916 --> 01:27:49.125 [Schilling] Aw. 01:27:49.625 --> 01:27:52.250 Aw, come here, come here. 01:27:53.291 --> 01:27:54.708 [Devon] What the hell? 01:27:54.791 --> 01:27:55.791 Devon, hey… 01:27:55.875 --> 01:28:00.083 -Um, this is a temporary solution. -Are you staying here?! 01:28:00.166 --> 01:28:02.583 It's okay. I got this. 01:28:03.541 --> 01:28:05.083 [sighs] 01:28:06.375 --> 01:28:07.541 What's up, Devon? 01:28:07.625 --> 01:28:09.708 Did you go to my brother's school this morning? 01:28:09.791 --> 01:28:12.583 I'm sorry, what are you trying to accuse me of now? 01:28:16.125 --> 01:28:17.333 Show me your bag. 01:28:17.416 --> 01:28:18.291 [scoffs] 01:28:18.958 --> 01:28:21.166 [suspenseful music building] 01:28:21.250 --> 01:28:23.125 [frenetic drums beating] 01:28:23.208 --> 01:28:24.291 [Schilling] Oh n… Uh… 01:28:24.375 --> 01:28:25.750 All right, um… 01:28:26.333 --> 01:28:27.333 [both grunt] 01:28:29.875 --> 01:28:31.666 [music fades] 01:28:39.833 --> 01:28:41.833 Did you actually take my mom's bowls? 01:28:41.916 --> 01:28:45.708 Oh my God, Devon. Why are you obsessed with these ugly-ass bowls? 01:28:45.791 --> 01:28:46.750 Your mom is not good. 01:28:46.833 --> 01:28:50.041 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, ladies, let's take a deep breath, okay? 01:28:50.125 --> 01:28:52.375 -Let's de-escalate. -Hey, stop coming for my family! 01:28:52.458 --> 01:28:53.833 -Okay. -You need help. 01:28:53.916 --> 01:28:56.375 Maybe tell your rich dad to get you a new therapist. 01:28:56.458 --> 01:28:58.666 -Hmm?! -No! De-escalate. 01:28:58.750 --> 01:29:00.500 -Let's go. [yelps] -[bowl shatters] 01:29:00.958 --> 01:29:02.250 You… are… 01:29:03.083 --> 01:29:05.208 so… spoiled! 01:29:06.291 --> 01:29:10.666 You live in a 20-million-dollar house! I saw the Zillow! It has an elevator! 01:29:10.750 --> 01:29:12.041 Okay. Good job. 01:29:12.125 --> 01:29:13.875 All right, you're all making great points, 01:29:13.958 --> 01:29:16.125 but the bowl throwing is fuckin' dangerous, 01:29:16.208 --> 01:29:18.458 and I think I got some shrapnel in my eye. 01:29:18.541 --> 01:29:20.583 I can't believe we used to be friends. 01:29:20.666 --> 01:29:21.750 [scoffs] Friends? 01:29:21.833 --> 01:29:24.083 You made out with the guy I liked! 01:29:26.708 --> 01:29:28.750 You think we just made out? 01:29:29.875 --> 01:29:32.125 No, um, I fucked him. 01:29:32.208 --> 01:29:34.875 Yeah, no, I… I fucked him on spring break. 01:29:34.958 --> 01:29:37.250 I fucked him on winter break. 01:29:37.333 --> 01:29:41.083 When you showed up in his little office to ask him to hang out with you? 01:29:41.166 --> 01:29:46.375 Yeah, I was under the desk because we had just fucked. 01:29:47.583 --> 01:29:48.625 So… 01:29:48.708 --> 01:29:49.750 You're disgusting. 01:29:49.833 --> 01:29:52.208 Oh, hey, let's not slut-shame anyone. 01:29:52.291 --> 01:29:54.500 He didn't like you. Just get over it. 01:29:55.000 --> 01:29:56.083 You give off 01:29:56.708 --> 01:29:58.208 kid-sister vibes. 01:30:02.083 --> 01:30:04.958 [Schilling] Hey! You don't have a license to operate that! 01:30:05.041 --> 01:30:06.166 No, no, no, no! 01:30:07.333 --> 01:30:08.708 Everybody, chill. 01:30:13.500 --> 01:30:15.083 [Celeste] My posters! 01:30:15.166 --> 01:30:17.166 You're the firefighter, right? You put it out. 01:30:17.250 --> 01:30:19.041 -Uh, lots of big feelings. -What the fuck? 01:30:19.125 --> 01:30:22.541 [Schilling] Hey. God dammit! I gotta put this shit out. 01:30:24.416 --> 01:30:26.541 -[tense music playing] -[gasping] 01:30:29.916 --> 01:30:31.666 We have to get outta here! 01:30:32.333 --> 01:30:33.500 [coughing] 01:30:35.208 --> 01:30:37.208 Fire! Guys, come on, let's go! 01:30:37.291 --> 01:30:39.625 -There's a fucking fire! -[alarm blaring] 01:30:39.708 --> 01:30:40.583 God! 01:30:41.791 --> 01:30:42.958 This is mine! 01:30:43.041 --> 01:30:45.458 -So? -[Schilling] Come on, come on! 01:30:45.541 --> 01:30:48.083 Hey, Devon! Devon, let's talk. 01:30:48.166 --> 01:30:50.833 -Okay! You wanna talk, let's talk! -Yes. 01:30:50.916 --> 01:30:52.666 Why'd you lie about being poor? 01:30:52.750 --> 01:30:55.625 'Cause when you're rich, people think your life is good. 01:30:55.708 --> 01:30:59.375 And my life, my life is not good. My mom has Alzheimer's, 01:30:59.458 --> 01:31:02.291 and my dad divorced her and married a girl two years older than me. 01:31:02.375 --> 01:31:04.916 And you have been rubbing 01:31:05.000 --> 01:31:09.708 your perfect fucking family in my face all year! 01:31:09.791 --> 01:31:13.250 Well, you could've told me that, and I would've been there for you 01:31:13.333 --> 01:31:16.916 because that's what friends do, you fucking psychopath! 01:31:18.375 --> 01:31:21.125 You guys, stop it! We need to evacuate. 01:31:21.208 --> 01:31:23.083 [both] Shut the fuck up, Olivia! 01:31:23.166 --> 01:31:25.500 -What did I do? -You don't know how to read the room! 01:31:25.583 --> 01:31:27.208 Okay, well, there's a fire! 01:31:27.708 --> 01:31:30.000 Oh, yeah, you gotta get your cute little stuffy. 01:31:30.083 --> 01:31:31.708 I wanna rip its fucking head off! 01:31:31.791 --> 01:31:32.666 Stop! 01:31:32.750 --> 01:31:33.916 Give it to me! 01:31:35.166 --> 01:31:36.500 Give it to me! 01:31:39.458 --> 01:31:41.583 Give me my fucking sloth! 01:31:44.125 --> 01:31:48.583 And I'm sorry to say, but that is how Devon killed Celeste. 01:31:48.666 --> 01:31:49.666 -What?! -No! 01:31:49.750 --> 01:31:53.625 I'm kidding, but Devon did burn the dorm down. 01:31:53.708 --> 01:31:58.416 -[moody acoustic guitar music playing] -[sirens wailing] 01:31:58.500 --> 01:32:01.041 [woman] Careful. Are you okay? It's not too tight? 01:32:05.166 --> 01:32:08.083 Whoa, whoa. Who is this guy? Why is he touching you? 01:32:08.166 --> 01:32:09.375 He's a firefighter! 01:32:09.458 --> 01:32:12.875 Okay, I'm begging you guys to break up. Like, right now. Break up right now. 01:32:12.958 --> 01:32:16.375 [Brian] She outed my son very publicly at his high school. 01:32:16.458 --> 01:32:20.000 We always knew he was probably gay, but it wasn't her place to do that. 01:32:20.083 --> 01:32:22.250 Also, she owes me $2,000. 01:32:22.333 --> 01:32:24.291 [mom] Which is not important right now, Brian. 01:32:24.375 --> 01:32:27.125 [Brian] $2,000. I would like that to be on the record. 01:32:28.416 --> 01:32:31.666 ♪ It's not my thing, they were… ♪ 01:32:31.750 --> 01:32:33.791 Did you… You didn't… Don't answer any questions. 01:32:33.875 --> 01:32:35.750 But she didn't do anything. The bottom line… 01:32:35.833 --> 01:32:39.250 -[mom] Don't say anything. -[Brian] My daughter's innocent. 01:32:39.333 --> 01:32:41.791 -♪ I'd like to hear… ♪ -[horn honking] 01:32:41.875 --> 01:32:44.083 ♪ What you think ♪ 01:32:44.166 --> 01:32:49.250 ♪ We passed a house, driving fast ♪ 01:32:49.333 --> 01:32:52.916 ♪ The sun was shining on… ♪ 01:32:53.000 --> 01:32:54.625 It's like USC all over again. 01:32:54.708 --> 01:32:57.083 -[man] Sir, you can't park here. -I'm good, I'm good. 01:32:57.166 --> 01:32:59.958 Celeste! I'm sorry we're late, baby. 01:33:00.041 --> 01:33:02.041 It took forever to get the lawyers on the line. 01:33:02.125 --> 01:33:04.500 We're so glad you're okay. 01:33:05.333 --> 01:33:06.625 Thanks, Katie. 01:33:06.708 --> 01:33:09.125 -[baby cries] -John, he's still hungry. 01:33:09.208 --> 01:33:11.916 -Can I go feed him in the car? -Yeah, yeah, go do your thing. 01:33:13.250 --> 01:33:14.500 Did you tell Mom? 01:33:15.083 --> 01:33:18.166 Uh… no. Why? 01:33:22.041 --> 01:33:24.208 What school would you like to go to next? 01:33:24.291 --> 01:33:25.791 This one burned down. 01:33:25.875 --> 01:33:29.375 I don't need to go to another school. I need fucking rehab. 01:33:29.458 --> 01:33:30.958 I have PTSD. 01:33:31.541 --> 01:33:33.583 You got a fucking venereal disease? 01:33:36.166 --> 01:33:37.500 Wow. 01:33:37.583 --> 01:33:39.916 Yeah, that was really intense. 01:33:40.000 --> 01:33:41.958 And that, my friends, 01:33:42.041 --> 01:33:45.166 is the power of good storytelling. 01:33:45.250 --> 01:33:48.500 Now, everybody get the hell outta here. 01:33:49.083 --> 01:33:50.000 That's it? 01:33:51.625 --> 01:33:52.791 That's it. 01:33:53.916 --> 01:33:54.916 [Auguste] Okay. 01:33:58.208 --> 01:33:59.208 Hey. 01:34:00.041 --> 01:34:02.416 I'm sorry for saying you smell like an Italian sub. 01:34:02.500 --> 01:34:06.333 [chuckles] I'm sorry for filming you sleeping. 01:34:06.416 --> 01:34:07.458 Thanks. 01:34:08.708 --> 01:34:10.833 -I miss us liking each other. -Yeah. 01:34:11.750 --> 01:34:13.083 [dog whimpers] 01:34:13.166 --> 01:34:16.041 [both, high-pitched] Bye, Melissa. 01:34:16.125 --> 01:34:17.375 So cute. 01:34:17.458 --> 01:34:19.583 [pensive music playing] 01:34:19.666 --> 01:34:21.666 [Luna] Thank you, Dr. Schilling. 01:34:22.291 --> 01:34:24.750 -This was great. -Very healing. 01:34:24.833 --> 01:34:26.750 So glad it helped. 01:34:26.833 --> 01:34:29.666 Um, whatever happened to Celeste? 01:34:29.750 --> 01:34:31.250 [chuckles] Well, 01:34:31.333 --> 01:34:35.166 Celeste ended up getting kicked out of two more schools, 01:34:35.250 --> 01:34:37.625 so her dad finally cut her off financially. 01:34:37.708 --> 01:34:38.791 And now… 01:34:41.500 --> 01:34:43.708 [chuckles] That's hilarious. 01:34:46.208 --> 01:34:48.666 Oh my God, that's you? 01:34:48.750 --> 01:34:50.750 You work at Staples? 01:34:51.250 --> 01:34:54.250 Now, that's hilarious! [laughs] 01:34:54.333 --> 01:34:55.875 Oh man! 01:34:55.958 --> 01:34:58.625 You work at Staples! 01:34:58.708 --> 01:35:01.166 You work at Staples! 01:35:01.250 --> 01:35:03.333 -You work at Staples! -Shut the fuck up! 01:35:04.208 --> 01:35:05.708 Karma's a bitch! 01:35:05.791 --> 01:35:09.166 I just wish the end of that story wasn't such a bummer for Devon. 01:35:09.250 --> 01:35:10.833 Oh my God, I know. 01:35:10.916 --> 01:35:12.208 Fuckin' sucks. 01:35:12.791 --> 01:35:14.458 What happened to her, anyway? 01:35:16.041 --> 01:35:17.875 She's got a new roommate. 01:35:17.958 --> 01:35:19.958 [tense music playing] 01:35:32.416 --> 01:35:34.791 Okay, Weisz. This is you. 01:35:39.708 --> 01:35:42.041 Enjoy your home for the next two months. 01:35:43.416 --> 01:35:45.041 [music stops] 01:35:45.125 --> 01:35:47.375 Mm. Nice. 01:35:48.083 --> 01:35:49.166 Fresh meat. 01:35:50.625 --> 01:35:51.958 What's your name? 01:35:52.708 --> 01:35:53.708 Chuck. 01:35:54.208 --> 01:35:58.875 'Cause I grind motherfuckers like you into prime-grade beef. 01:35:59.458 --> 01:36:01.083 [sighs] Yeah, okay. 01:36:01.166 --> 01:36:03.208 Let me go over a few things with you. 01:36:04.166 --> 01:36:07.333 One, don't touch my stuff. 01:36:08.125 --> 01:36:10.791 Two, don't wear my clothes. 01:36:10.875 --> 01:36:14.416 Three, don't have sex in my bed. 01:36:15.000 --> 01:36:16.500 You follow these three rules, 01:36:17.166 --> 01:36:20.708 I won't light you on fire when you're sleeping. 01:36:22.750 --> 01:36:24.375 I was just kidding. 01:36:24.458 --> 01:36:26.000 Dang! 01:36:26.083 --> 01:36:27.333 It's all good, baby. 01:36:27.416 --> 01:36:28.416 Relax. 01:36:29.125 --> 01:36:31.166 So I'm Louise. 01:36:31.666 --> 01:36:33.083 Welcome to the pen. 01:36:33.166 --> 01:36:36.583 Okay, I have a little cooler over here. I got refreshments in there. 01:36:36.666 --> 01:36:38.375 Would you like some LaCroix? 01:36:38.458 --> 01:36:41.791 -No, no. I'm good, thank you. -Okay, of course, of course. 01:36:41.875 --> 01:36:43.291 You got a family? 01:36:43.375 --> 01:36:44.625 I have a brother. 01:36:44.708 --> 01:36:46.208 He actually just came out. 01:36:46.291 --> 01:36:47.500 Of prison? 01:36:47.583 --> 01:36:48.958 Out of the closet. 01:36:49.041 --> 01:36:50.750 [laughing] 01:36:50.833 --> 01:36:51.666 Well, damn! 01:36:51.750 --> 01:36:54.958 That must be, like, a very huge weight off his shoulders. 01:36:55.041 --> 01:36:56.916 -Yeah, I think it is. -[upbeat pop music playing] 01:36:57.000 --> 01:36:58.583 Okay. Where y'all from? 01:36:58.666 --> 01:37:00.875 -Montclair, New Jersey. -Montclair? 01:37:00.958 --> 01:37:03.708 Girl, I robbed four jewelry stores in Montclair. 01:37:03.791 --> 01:37:05.916 -No, that was you? -That was me! 01:37:06.000 --> 01:37:07.458 -Oh my God! -You heard of me? 01:37:07.541 --> 01:37:08.791 Yes, I've heard of you! 01:37:08.875 --> 01:37:10.708 Okay, I feel famous. Oh my God. 01:37:10.791 --> 01:37:13.375 -Okay, this is why I'm going… -♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl… ♪ 01:37:13.458 --> 01:37:16.333 -Holy shit! They like each other? -What the fuck? 01:37:16.416 --> 01:37:18.333 Yeah, it's really sweet, actually. 01:37:18.416 --> 01:37:20.166 Okay, what happened to everybody else? 01:37:20.250 --> 01:37:22.958 Oh, you thirsty bitches wanna know everyone's endings? 01:37:23.041 --> 01:37:24.666 -Yes! -Duh! 01:37:24.750 --> 01:37:26.083 All right, here you go. 01:37:26.166 --> 01:37:28.208 ♪ Yeah, I don't know if you like me ♪ 01:37:28.291 --> 01:37:30.208 ♪ Sometimes I think you might hate me ♪ 01:37:30.291 --> 01:37:32.166 ♪ Sometimes I think I might hate you ♪ 01:37:32.250 --> 01:37:34.041 ♪ Maybe you just wanna be me ♪ 01:37:34.125 --> 01:37:35.958 ♪ You always say, "Let's go out" ♪ 01:37:36.041 --> 01:37:37.916 ♪ So we go eat at a restaurant ♪ 01:37:38.000 --> 01:37:39.958 ♪ Sometimes it feels a bit awkward ♪ 01:37:40.041 --> 01:37:41.708 ♪ 'Cause we don't have much in common ♪ 01:37:41.791 --> 01:37:43.541 ♪ People say we're alike ♪ 01:37:43.625 --> 01:37:45.541 ♪ They say we've got the same hair ♪ 01:37:45.625 --> 01:37:47.416 ♪ We talk about making music ♪ 01:37:47.500 --> 01:37:49.291 ♪ But I don't know if it's honest ♪ 01:37:49.375 --> 01:37:51.375 ♪ Can't tell if you wanna see me ♪ 01:37:51.458 --> 01:37:53.125 ♪ Falling over and failing ♪ 01:37:53.208 --> 01:37:55.125 ♪ And you can't tell what you're feeling ♪ 01:37:55.208 --> 01:37:56.791 ♪ I think I know how you feel ♪ 01:37:56.875 --> 01:37:58.083 ♪ Girl ♪ 01:37:58.958 --> 01:38:01.833 ♪ It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl ♪ 01:38:01.916 --> 01:38:04.166 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:38:04.250 --> 01:38:05.291 ♪ Girl ♪ 01:38:06.583 --> 01:38:09.583 ♪ It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl ♪ 01:38:09.666 --> 01:38:12.083 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl♪ 01:38:12.166 --> 01:38:13.375 ♪ Girl ♪ 01:38:14.291 --> 01:38:16.125 ♪ How do you feel being a ♪ 01:38:16.208 --> 01:38:17.041 ♪ Girl? ♪ 01:38:17.125 --> 01:38:18.250 ♪ Girl, girl♪ 01:38:18.333 --> 01:38:19.875 ♪ How do you feel being a ♪ 01:38:19.958 --> 01:38:20.791 ♪ Girl? ♪ 01:38:20.875 --> 01:38:22.000 ♪ Girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:38:22.083 --> 01:38:23.791 ♪ Man, I don't know, I'm just a ♪ 01:38:23.875 --> 01:38:24.833 ♪ Girl ♪ 01:38:24.916 --> 01:38:27.458 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:38:27.541 --> 01:38:29.708 ♪ You're all about writing poems ♪ 01:38:29.791 --> 01:38:31.666 ♪ But I'm about throwing parties ♪ 01:38:31.750 --> 01:38:33.458 ♪ Think you should come to my party ♪ 01:38:33.541 --> 01:38:35.416 ♪ And put your hands up ♪ 01:38:35.500 --> 01:38:37.250 ♪ I think we're totally different ♪ 01:38:37.333 --> 01:38:39.125 ♪ But opposites do attract ♪ 01:38:39.208 --> 01:38:41.333 ♪ Maybe we're so meant to be ♪ 01:38:41.416 --> 01:38:42.916 ♪ Just you and me ♪ 01:38:43.000 --> 01:38:44.875 ♪ 'Cause people say we're alike ♪ 01:38:44.958 --> 01:38:46.875 ♪ They say we've got the same hair ♪ 01:38:46.958 --> 01:38:48.875 ♪ One day we might make some music ♪ 01:38:48.958 --> 01:38:50.791 ♪ The Internet would go crazy ♪ 01:38:50.875 --> 01:38:52.666 ♪ But you might still wanna see me ♪ 01:38:52.750 --> 01:38:54.625 ♪ Falling over and failing ♪ 01:38:54.708 --> 01:38:58.166 ♪ At least we're closer to being On the same page ♪ 01:38:58.250 --> 01:38:59.458 ♪ Girl ♪ 01:39:00.500 --> 01:39:03.166 ♪ It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl ♪ 01:39:03.250 --> 01:39:05.750 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:39:05.833 --> 01:39:06.875 ♪ Girl ♪ 01:39:08.250 --> 01:39:10.916 ♪ It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl ♪ 01:39:11.000 --> 01:39:13.500 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:39:13.583 --> 01:39:14.750 ♪ Girl ♪ 01:39:15.666 --> 01:39:18.500 ♪ It's so confusing sometimes To be a girl ♪ 01:39:18.583 --> 01:39:20.875 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:39:20.958 --> 01:39:22.333 ♪ Girl ♪ 01:39:23.458 --> 01:39:25.500 ♪ How do you feel being a ♪ 01:39:25.583 --> 01:39:27.375 ♪ Girl? Girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:39:27.458 --> 01:39:29.291 ♪ How do you feel being a ♪ 01:39:29.375 --> 01:39:30.875 ♪ Girl? Girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:39:30.958 --> 01:39:32.958 ♪ Man, I don't know, I'm just a ♪ 01:39:33.041 --> 01:39:33.875 ♪ Girl ♪ 01:39:33.958 --> 01:39:37.250 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:39:41.708 --> 01:39:44.000 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:39:49.458 --> 01:39:51.708 ♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪ 01:39:52.833 --> 01:39:54.458 [song ends] 01:39:54.541 --> 01:39:56.541 [gentle acoustic guitar music playing] 01:40:10.083 --> 01:40:12.916 ♪ Standin' all alone now ♪ 01:40:13.791 --> 01:40:16.583 ♪ Wish that I could drown you out ♪ 01:40:17.083 --> 01:40:19.666 ♪ I wanna be better ♪ 01:40:20.833 --> 01:40:23.916 ♪ But I can't think of how ♪ 01:40:24.000 --> 01:40:26.958 ♪ I'm lookin' at faces ♪ 01:40:27.583 --> 01:40:30.875 ♪ I see people pace around ♪ 01:40:30.958 --> 01:40:33.708 ♪ I wanna get closer ♪ 01:40:34.291 --> 01:40:37.791 ♪ But I'm busy stayin' on the ground ♪ 01:40:38.291 --> 01:40:41.375 ♪ Comin' back to you ♪ 01:40:41.875 --> 01:40:45.000 ♪ Back to you ♪ 01:40:46.041 --> 01:40:48.333 ♪ Somehow ♪ 01:40:48.875 --> 01:40:53.666 ♪ Comin' back to you ♪ 01:40:53.750 --> 01:40:56.500 ♪ Back to you ♪ 01:40:56.583 --> 01:40:59.041 ♪ Somehow ♪ 01:41:02.625 --> 01:41:06.000 ♪ 'Cause you are built complete ♪ 01:41:06.083 --> 01:41:09.500 ♪ You're the entirety ♪ 01:41:09.583 --> 01:41:13.000 ♪ I wish that you'd talk to me ♪ 01:41:13.083 --> 01:41:16.583 ♪ I wish that you'd walk with me ♪ 01:41:16.666 --> 01:41:20.208 ♪ 'Cause you are built complete ♪ 01:41:20.291 --> 01:41:23.666 ♪ You're the entirety ♪ 01:41:23.750 --> 01:41:26.916 ♪ I'm just here following ♪ 01:41:27.000 --> 01:41:30.291 ♪ I wish that you'd follow me ♪ 01:41:30.375 --> 01:41:32.125 ♪ Ooh ♪ 01:41:32.208 --> 01:41:34.500 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 01:41:34.583 --> 01:41:37.375 -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 01:41:37.458 --> 01:41:39.125 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 01:41:39.208 --> 01:41:41.000 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh ♪ 01:41:41.083 --> 01:41:42.791 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 01:41:42.875 --> 01:41:44.458 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh ♪ 01:41:44.541 --> 01:41:46.166 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 01:41:46.250 --> 01:41:47.875 ♪ I knew ♪ 01:41:49.583 --> 01:41:51.583 ♪ The truth ♪ 01:41:53.208 --> 01:41:54.958 ♪ With you ♪ 01:41:56.750 --> 01:41:58.708 ♪ I do ♪ 01:41:58.791 --> 01:42:00.166 ♪ Oh ♪ 01:42:00.250 --> 01:42:01.916 ♪ I knew ♪ 01:42:02.000 --> 01:42:05.375 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ 'Cause you are built complete♪ 01:42:05.458 --> 01:42:09.125 -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ -♪ You're the entirety ♪ 01:42:09.208 --> 01:42:12.625 -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ -♪ I wish that you'd talk to me ♪ 01:42:12.708 --> 01:42:16.041 -♪ I wish that you'd walk with me ♪ -♪ I knew♪ 01:42:16.125 --> 01:42:19.708 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ 'Cause you are built complete ♪ 01:42:19.791 --> 01:42:22.958 ♪ You're the entirety ♪ 01:42:23.041 --> 01:42:26.583 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I'm just here following ♪ 01:42:26.666 --> 01:42:30.000 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I wish that you'd follow me ♪ 01:42:30.083 --> 01:42:33.625 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ 'Cause I'm just here following ♪ 01:42:33.708 --> 01:42:37.000 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I wish that you'd talk to me ♪ 01:42:37.083 --> 01:42:40.625 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I wish that you'd walk with me ♪ 01:42:40.708 --> 01:42:44.375 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I wish, oh, I wish ♪ 01:42:44.875 --> 01:42:46.708 [song ends] 01:42:48.291 --> 01:42:50.291 [serene synth-pop music playing] 01:43:36.208 --> 01:43:38.208 [gentle pop-rock music playing] 01:45:03.791 --> 01:45:06.166 [jaunty electronic music playing] 01:45:29.833 --> 01:45:31.833 [dream-pop music playing] 01:46:13.958 --> 01:46:15.958 [gentle acoustic guitar music playing] 01:47:13.666 --> 01:47:15.666 [music fades] ic guitar music playing]