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[classical music playing]

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We have the plot already, and the project
has been signed by the architect.

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-That's me! [chuckles]
-[Pedro] We just need financing.

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-And we can start building.
-[Santi] Oh! Oh no!

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Are you developers?

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No, we're a group of friends.

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-Yeah.
-And the houses, they're for us.

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We decided to create a company,
because it's easier.

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Yeah.

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-Patriarchal Pact LLC?
-[Raúl] Mm-hmm.

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It's, uh, become clear to us
that we're happier without women.

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[Pedro gasps, mutters]

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-It's not misogyny, okay?
-No.

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[Santi] If anything, it's misogamy.

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'Cause sexual-affective relationships,
you know, they're very complicated,

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and the four of us have decided
to fulfill one another's emotional needs.

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-Right, yeah.
-We like women, okay? But only as friends.

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Sonsoles, uh, don't take us too serious.
We're joking around.

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I hope that doesn't affect your decision
about the funding. [chuckles]

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No, risk management handles all that.

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-[Santi] Ah!
-[Pedro] Mm-hmm.

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-Are there many women in that department?
-Five out of six.

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Why did you keep running
your mouth, you asshole?

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I don't know.
There was an awkward silence.

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Told you Patriarchal Pact LLC
was a shit name.

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-Just relax. There are plenty of banks.
-[Santi sighs, trills]

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-[man] Excuse me. They're asking for you.
-[woman] Hmm.

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Hello. Can I help you?

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What happened to glass ceilings, huh?

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-[Luis] Hmm. Hmm.
-Hey.

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[Santi] Hmm.

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-It's getting late.
-Have a nice day.

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Bye.

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ALPHA MALES

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A crybaby pseudo-artist,
a male princess and a mama's boy.

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That's my post-Pedro history.

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What happened to this place?
We went from churros to avocados.

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Globalization.

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Aren't you listening? We're going to shit.
There are no real men.

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[Luz] The more we grow,
the fewer men there are to admire.

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The few there are
all prefer to have easy relationships.

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There are no guys on my level.
It's really bad.

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Are we the problem here?

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What if we attract soft guys because
we were too fast to empower ourselves?

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They're adapting. Give them time.

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They look for women who no longer exist.

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And we look for guys who don't exist yet.

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I think we can learn a lot
if we go to this retreat.

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[Luz] Let me see.
"Femininity recovery course."

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"Attract masculine men by regaining
the power of your femininity." [laughs]

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Are you saying
we have to be deconstructed?

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-It's just a weekend. Let's go.
-No, I'm broke.

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I have to choose between food and my film.

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And what about working?
I mean, until your film career takes off.

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Well, I just got an offer on the Internet.

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-[Daniela] Hmm!
-Hmm! LinkedIn?

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OnlyFans.

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-[laughs]
-Esther, that's commodifying your body.

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This guy doesn't want my body.
He wants what comes out of my body.

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Some sick freak has offered me
€3,000 to… do it on his body.

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Pee on the guy?

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The other.

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[both groan loudly]

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But wasn't your OnlyFans only about feet?

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What the hell should I do? I mean,
it's something I already do for free.

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Every day, I'm flushing
€3,000 down the drain, literally.

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-Well, not every day. I wish.
-[Luz] Eww!

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Girl, that's prostitution.

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It's easy for you to be dignified
from your pedestals of beauty privilege.

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Do whatever you want,
but don't wanna hear it.

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Look, I'm not going to do it, all right?

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But still, it's pretty funny.
€3,000. [laughs]

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[all laugh]

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Mm.

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[exhales]

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I don't even know why I'm going today.

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I don't do anything.

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I'm just using my creativity, coming up
with things that might get me fired.

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Okay, then.

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-Here's something to cheer you up.
-Hmm.

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SEND THOSE PEOPLE TO HELL RIGHT NOW

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[laughing]

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Told you I wasn't bluffing you.

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We'll think about it.

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-[sighs] Virginia, a moment?
-You're interrupting my meeting.

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Okay, well, I just came to tell you
that I've handed in my resignation.

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Pedro. Pedro!

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You're quitting?

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I feel like my work is complete here.

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I successfully released Alpha Males,
slept with my boss.

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-I have no challenges left.
-[Ali gasps]

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Yeah, we probably
have squeezed all your talent out.

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Good luck with the show.

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I'd say it was a pleasure,
but only at times. Hmm.

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I thought alpha males didn't give up.

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Perks of deconstruction. [exhales]

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Did you fuck Pedro?

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Girls, please focus
on writing this episode.

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I'll see you in the second season.

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[sighs]

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[food sizzling]

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Álex, breakfast is ready!

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-[door slams shut]
-[Álex grunts]

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[Santi] Ah. Hmm.

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Now that I think about it,
maybe Mom and I don't fight that much.

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And the German guy was all right. Hmm?

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Where's your sense of adventure? Huh?

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You rented a house in Formentera
with no electricity.

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For seven days.
And we didn't have to empty the toilet.

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[Santi] Hmm.

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At the end of the year
or a bit longer, we'll be right here,

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having breakfast in a beautiful garden

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in front of the infinity pool. Huh?

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-Mm!
-Hey, there's a guy there.

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[Santi] Hmm. Hmm?

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How are you? I'm Rubén Blasco,
president of the homeowners' association.

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All right!
Santiago Peralta, nice to meet you.

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Santiago, there's no camping here.

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[laughs] No, no, this isn't--
not camping, okay?

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I'm the owner of this plot,
and before we start to build, I'm only--

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You need a habitation certificate
and to be registered.

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Yeah, but this is my plot.
I'm telling you, okay?

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Doesn't matter.
You don't have an electric supply.

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-Or wastewater drainage.
-This is a luxury development.

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It's not a campsite.
Can't park a motor home here.

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-It isn't pretty.
-Like you.

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-Excuse me?
-Being ugly isn't illegal.

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-María Luisa!
-Well, it should be.

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The world needs to be more beautiful.

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Uh, please excuse him, okay?

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-He's been under a lot of pressure.
-I'm calling the police.

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[Santi] Call them!

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A friend of mine's a cop.
A close friend. We're like brothers.

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You're a very rude man!

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-Ugly! You're both ugly!
-That's enough! Dad!

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-He's uglier, but you are too! Ugly!
-[gasps]

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-Both ugly! Did you hear those trolls?
-[Álex] Shh! Come on.

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-Will you lower your voice?
-[Santi] Camping! That is ridiculous!

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[clicks tongue]

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How are the kids?

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-Fine. You can see them whenever you want.
-As soon as we get this signed.

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[cell phone ringing]

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[sighs]

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-Hello.
-[Luz] Don't sign.

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-What the hell do you mean?
-Come to my office. I'll explain.

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[gasps] Oh.

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-Never mind.
-What now?

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Where you going?

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-Hey, what happened?
-Esther Alonso.

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-[door closes]
-What's going on?

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Does Patriarchal Pact LLC
mean anything to you?

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No.

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The results of the asset investigation
I requested.

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Luis has a hidden property.

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He has 25% of a company that
owns a 5,000-square-meter plot of land

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in a posh development.

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Uh, b-but what money
could he have bought this with?

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Does he have any accounts in his own name,

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or maybe, you know, he got an inheritance
from a distant aunt that died?

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No, but he lied about being in love
with someone else since he was 15,

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so I expect anything now.

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-[chattering]
-Claudia, what's this?

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-We're just chatting.
-Can you please leave?

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I'm sorry.

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I can refuse service to anybody.
It's my place. Get out.

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Raúl.

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What if I don't want to?

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Do you want me to call your wife,
big shot?

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[chuckles]

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And take off the ring, rookie.

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[clears throat] Stop scaring my customers.

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I'll hire you for the rest of the day.

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-For six hours?
-Wait for me at the hotel.

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And while I'm waiting?

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Watch Netflix.

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Get out of my house! [laughs]

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[chuckles] This still feels so weird.

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-Why aren't you at work yet?
-Uh-huh.

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Sit down. I have something to tell you.

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Oh my God.

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[chuckles] No, don't worry.
I'm fine. I just quit.

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Look, I brought
some pastries to celebrate.

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Uh, but did you really quit,

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or was it like last time
when they fired you?

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No, no, I really did.

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I'm gonna take some time off for myself,
enjoy my life, my new relationship.

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Pedro, you have a son.

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Yes, I've downsized. Same as you.

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-I have a job though.
-I have Tania.

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[exhales]

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She offered to support me in the meantime.

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-Must be nice.
-She's paying for these pastries.

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I'm leaving. I gotta pick up Nora
and David, go grocery shopping.

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Good afternoon.

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Good afternoon.

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I'm looking for a fuckable
bookstore owner. Know anyone?

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[Juan Carlos] Hmm.

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It's a bit dead in here, isn't it?

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These are bad times for culture.

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Maybe you put in a coffee shop
with tables and cupcakes.

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If it smells of croissants,
it's not a bookstore.

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[Luz chuckles]

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[Juan Carlos] Mm.

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-Fuck! You wore a white T-shirt?
-Huh?

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There'll be makeup stains on it.
Remember to wear dark clothes.

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Fuck, there are so many rules.

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[cell phone rings]

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Yes.

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No, no, no. It's the grandmother
who's claiming visitation rights.

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Her daughter-in-law
won't let her see the kids.

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[rattles]

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The door, uh, there's a woman there.

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So, intense Santorini Oak floating floor
for the hallways and the living room.

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Porcelain tile in the terra-cotta
for the master-- master bathroom.

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And, well, the-- [sighs]

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The only thing left is

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to decide on the lighting.

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It's thick and brown.

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It's genetic.
My grandfather passed away at 96.

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Mm, with a thick head of hair.

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[sighs] Thick. Um…

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Oh, you don't know how much I needed this.

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Yes. Yes, it's been--

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Sorry, it's been interesting, you know?
Mmm, thanks.

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You're not staying over?

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No, it's seven o'clock already. [chuckles]

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You just sleep with someone then go?

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No, Marcela.
You're a really fascinating woman.

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But I'm not
into sexual-affective relationships, okay?

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I mean, sexual, yes, but affective, no.

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Didn't you tell me that
I was much more than a body?

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Uh, yeah. You have a really good
memory, you know? And I stand by it.

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Look, I'll email you options
for the kitchen floors and then…

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Um, and by the way,

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hydraulic tiles are making
a comeback, so, mm…

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[exhales] …yeah.

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Women are more empathetic, right?

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Less arrogant, more collaborative,

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better team players.

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And… and they…

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they get more involved

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with issues such as sustainability
and the environment.

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Promoting female leadership
is a step toward gender equality.

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Something essential if we're to build
a fairer and more equitable society.

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But also, having women
in positions of power

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inspires our future generations
of girls to pursue their own goals.

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[Daniela] Well,
now I'm intrigued by what you said.

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I think you just sold another book.

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For you.

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It's signed.

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"For Daniela, the type
of woman who inspires this book."

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It's weird, right?

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We're really close, despite our
only meeting a couple of times.

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This fucking century.

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We send dick pics
instead of love letters. [scoffs]

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Well, I haven't sent you any
of those for the record.

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No, it's nice to have
semi-deep conversations with a man.

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I'm confused by that "semi."

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-But, uh, thanks anyway.
-[laughs]

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I'm not turned on by deep conversations.

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I know a very intense guy, and no.

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Oh, by the way,
he invited me to his birthday party.

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I should drop by for a while.

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Leaving already?

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[Daniela] Mm.

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You can come with,
but prepare for singing.

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[TV playing]

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He's flaking. Bummer.

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Who? I'm lost now.

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Juan Carlos. His daughter's sick,
and his wife is out for dinner.

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Let's order Japanese food and couch rot.

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I'm texting Natalia.

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The threesome's on Thursday.

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I get really down
when I don't have any plans.

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Girl, I'm your plan.

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I prostituted myself. I'm a whore!

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You did your job.
You gave her a regular fuck.

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No, I gave sexual favors
for financial benefits.

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-But why'd you do it then?
-My bosses, they're basically pimps.

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-[Luis panting]
-What are you doing here?

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Uh, my brothers,
um, there's a bit of a problem now.

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Are your ovaries scrambling your brains?
The hell is wrong with you?

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Why would he give you 75 grand?
It's not even his money.

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-He hid assets from me!
-I don't have any money though.

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-Patriarchal Pact LLC.
-Hmm.

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It's the name that gave you away.

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It's a gift for Luis.
It's a type of inheritance, okay?

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The property is private.

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You set up a shell company.
The group of you are pirates.

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Even all put together,
you're still dumber than Luz.

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We just wanna live together
as friends on a commune.

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-We're a family.
-Hmm.

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Luis is our kept man.

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-You're all insane.
-The legal term is asset stripping.

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It's against the law.
But I mean, the judge could disagree.

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-You would make me go to court?
-Esther, you'll kill the project?

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All right, fine then.

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We'll be here beating the shit out
of each other until we die.

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Go, go. Run to Marimar!
Love conquers all, right?

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This is unbelievable.
Crazy! Just unbelievable!

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Luz, if this is revenge
because I didn't wanna have sex with you,

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you know I can solve that in a minute.

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-[Natalia] Hello!
-She's well taken care of, thanks.

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Natalia? What's she doing here?

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The Thursday threesome
has moved to Wednesdays.

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PENTHOUSE 3

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-[Daniela laughs] Hey!
-Hey, my muse.

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-This is my friend Iñaki.
-[Tomás] Ah, Iñaki.

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[sighs] Ah.

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You look familiar.
Why is that? I'm a little bit high.

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[laughing]

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He's a politician.

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-Oh shit. Sorry, dude.
-[chuckles]

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This is a great girl.
Your timing's perfect. Come in.

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[Daniela] For what?

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[Tomás] Okay, okay.

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Well, I wanna dedicate this song
to the woman who broke my heart

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and the one
who has inspired my last 37 songs.

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"Russian Doll" is killing it.

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-It's been streamed more than 800 times.
-[cheering]

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Daniela, this is for you.

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-[kisses]
-[woman] We love you!

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[pop music playing]

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♪ You came to me, girl, when I was down ♪

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♪ You unintentionally
Turned my life around ♪

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♪ And you are willing to smile
For all your crazy Danielers ♪

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♪ Honey, you're my dead-end gal
My dead-end gal forever ♪

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Let's go!

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♪ Honey, you're my dead-end gal
My dead-end gal forever ♪

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-[Santi] How do you like it, medium rare?
-I'm not hungry. I'm cold.

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Honey, cheer up. Look at this.

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Fresh air, peace and quiet.
What more do you want?

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Wi-Fi? Hmm?

15:16.640 --> 15:19.040
There are studies
that link Wi-Fi to depression.

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Dad, I'm fucking miles away from everyone,
with no metro and no car.

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All because you hate women.

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I don't hate them!

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-I just don't want more trouble.
-[man] Excuse me, sir!

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Ugh, speaking of trouble!

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There's no camping here.

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-This again.
-Okay, thanks, officer.

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-I'm not camping. This is my property.
-Let's go.

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[Santi] Officers, listen, okay?

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I'm an architect.

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-I'm building a few houses here.
-[officer] Mm-hmm.

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And from now on, I just want
to have dinner with my daughter.

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We're not bothering anyone.

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You have to go down to the town hall
and apply for a habitation certificate.

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-Here we go.
-This man does his business in there.

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-What are you doing with it?
-It goes into a chemical toilet.

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-Take it easy.
-This morning, he called us ugly, sir.

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[Santi] I didn't insult them, okay?

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-Nature insulted them.
-Let's go! Stop it.

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Please, move your motor home
and stop causing problems.

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I'm leaving, but only
because of my daughter, okay?

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But first, I'm gonna scarf my burger,
animal style.

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-Hmm?
-[Álex] Ah, it's on fire! It's on fire!

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-[Santi] Oh shit, the burgers!
-[Álex] Hurry!

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[Santi] Oh, the barbecue!
Oh fuck! The motor home!

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-[Álex] It's burning!
-We'll be homeless! Oh!

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[Santi] I'll be back!

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And with a long construction period.
I'll be making a lot of noise.

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-This is crazy, one more.
-[laughs]

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Let's see who this lunatic kills next.

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Did you know
that the recurrent consumption

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of true crime stories
can affect your mental health?

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Just one more, one more, one more.

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-Tell me about it tomorrow. [exhales]
-But--

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-Aren't you gonna stay with me?
-[sighs]

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You don't have your son tonight.

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I should sleep at my apartment.
I have things to do tomorrow morning.

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Will you show me your place, yeah?

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It's just that… [clears throat]

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…I'm there with three friends.
Uh, divorced friends.

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Two, three, depending on the week.

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It's a safe, woman-free zone,

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where we can just be ourselves.
Know what I mean?

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What do you do then?
Get whores and party with lots of drugs?

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Drink beer, play PlayStation
and complain about women. Yeah.

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Mm, but I thought you were deconstructed.

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We are. It's a safe container
for our sexism,

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so that we can go
into the real world as men

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who have adapted to the new times
with exemplary behavior.

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-But they know I exist, don't they?
-Yeah, of course.

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They're excited to meet you,
but they prefer I sleep at home.

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Uh, hey, wait a minute, Pedro.
Wait a minute.

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You can tell me
if you're dating someone else.

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I do have plenty
of other men waiting for me.

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It's not like that at all.
I swear, one more kiss, come here.

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-I love you. [gasps]
-Hmm?

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[Raúl] The vasectomy thing was wrong.

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Although deep, deep down,
I think it was an act of love.

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Subconsciously,
I was protecting poor Marimar

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from reproducing
with a psychopath like me.

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I don't know.

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What do you think?

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There are worse men, Raúl. I should know.

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Know why I love hanging with you?

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I can be the real me.

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-You're paying me, my love. [kisses]
-[Raúl laughs]

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Don't you wanna stay the night?
We can order breakfast in bed.

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Hmm! The whole night's 1,500.
1,200 for you.

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We'll hang out some other time.

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Hmm.

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Come back. You got your 1,200.

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-[laughs]
-[Raúl] Mm.

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-[dance music playing]
-[chattering, laughing]

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Where are we going?

18:53.120 --> 18:54.120
[Iñaki exhales]

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-[lock clicks]
-What are you doing? Hey.

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[gasps]

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Uh…

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Um…

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[Iñaki inhales]

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[both sigh]

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Um, okay. Stop, stop, stop.
Not here, not here.

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-[gasping]
-[zipper unzips]

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Mm! Your friend Raúl didn't sleep here.

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Yeah?

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Where could he have spent the night?

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No idea.

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[chuckles]

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What?

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Mmm, maybe he's out
breaking your macho pig code.

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The one about excluding girls.

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Sex is allowed.
As long as he doesn't repeat.

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You really think Raúl won't ditch you as
soon as a girl gives him some attention?

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Raúl's my friend,
and I trust my friends, hmm?

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-Pedro! Pedro, Raúl slept somewhere else.
-[sighs, gasps]

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[Luis] He's not with anyone.
He's detoxing.

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It's Raúl. He can't be alone, you know.
He's gonna ditch us.

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Santi, we have a pact. Friends don't lie
or betray one another ever.

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No, no.

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Hey, can't you put surveillance
on him or something?

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No, I can't follow someone
just because I feel like it.

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Ugh, Santi, don't be a pain in the ass.

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Guys, we have to trust one another.

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I'm being reasonable.
I actually care about our project!

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I'm still waiting for you
to decide on the faucets.

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Ah, there he goes again with the faucets.

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Clear sexual assault to me.

20:24.600 --> 20:27.840
Well, if that's sexual assault, then
we've all been sexually assaulted, right?

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Maybe that's why we report it.

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-But I went over to his house.
-Yeah, that's the part I don't understand.

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It was stupid.
I was trying not to make it weird.

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He turned into a creep again.
It was a complete mess.

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Well, report the guy.

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He's in Congress.

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[laughs] It's gonna be a clusterfuck.

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[gulps] Fine, then let it.
The man is a disgusting ally.

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Whatever. I was drunk.
I'm leaving. Too stressful.

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Think about it.
I know a great criminal lawyer.

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Hey, speaking of, when are we
gonna take that bastard Luis to court?

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Do you really wanna take this to trial?

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He was hiding assets from me. [scoffs]

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Or they really were clumsy,
which seems more likely.

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The bill, please. My bad.

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Look what they called the company.
Patriarchal Pact LLC.

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-As a woman, I find that pretty offensive.
-Esther, we could lose.

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The judge could
consider it separate property.

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Don't fucking chicken out, girl.

21:11.399 --> 21:13.720
I did all this for free
because it was a mutual agreement.

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-But a trial?
-You're gonna charge me?

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You're living in my house for free.
My solidarity has a limit.

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-Luz, I'm totally broke.
-Thanks.

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And you really want a trial?

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He's not getting away with it.
Relax. I'll get the money from somewhere.

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-But give me a discount.
-Bye.

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Wow, man, it's basically new.
Why are you selling it?

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I'm getting a divorce.

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Bummer.

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[chuckles]

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Would you mind
leaving me alone with her for a moment?

21:47.280 --> 21:50.360
Uh, of course. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

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Well, then.

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This is where our story ends.

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I just hope that you're okay,
and that you're happy with…

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with that guy. [sighs]

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Take care of yourself.

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-You made me very happy.
-Oh man.

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Hey, if you wanna keep it, then…

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-Just take her now.
-All right.

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[engine turns over]

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[man] What would you like?

22:43.399 --> 22:46.520
Um, not sure.
Everything here looks pretty good.

22:46.600 --> 22:48.760
Well, spicy food can help with digestion.

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Could we possibly
not talk about that until…

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I'm just trying to loosen things up.
I mean, in the conversation.

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-I notice you seem a little uncomfortable.
-I mean, this is weird though. [chuckles]

22:58.480 --> 23:01.200
-You seem totally normal.
-I am normal.

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-What you're asking for isn't normal.
-But here you are.

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-Hey, I won't judge if you don't judge.
-Sounds good.

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How about potato salad?

23:11.360 --> 23:14.360
Fuck, I can't believe this.
Come on. Again? [huffs]

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Oh! Who's that?

23:15.880 --> 23:18.919
Look, is this normal for a client
to send me this?

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-You had sex with her?
-[splutters] Shh! One time.

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But I made it very clear that was it.

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Why is she being so pushy?

23:25.840 --> 23:28.280
That was you with Irene and Eva, hmm?

23:28.360 --> 23:30.240
No, no, no. I'm not pushy at all.

23:30.320 --> 23:33.919
The truth is that situationships
are very confusing.

23:34.560 --> 23:38.040
But, Dad, your energy
is a little, mm, bit clingy.

23:41.399 --> 23:43.720
-Santiago Peralta?
-Yes.

23:43.800 --> 23:46.760
I have an appointment for a habitation
certificate. Santiago Peralta.

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[official] Do you have the documents?
Application, fee, ID?

23:49.399 --> 23:50.840
-[Santi] It's all here.
-Hmm.

23:50.919 --> 23:53.480
Okay. Let's see.

23:53.560 --> 23:56.439
-[Santi sighs]
-[official] Mm-hmm.

23:57.040 --> 23:58.720
Where's the deed for the property?

23:58.800 --> 24:03.120
No, no, it's the safety exam results
and the certificate of registration.

24:03.200 --> 24:04.640
But this is a caravan.

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Motor home, yeah.

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[official] I can't give
a habitation certificate to a motor home.

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They're considered substandard.
Similar to a shack.

24:12.480 --> 24:14.240
-I completely agree.
-[Santi] It's temporary.

24:14.320 --> 24:16.760
I'm gonna build four houses,
similar to a commune.

24:16.840 --> 24:20.000
Come back once they're complete,
and I'll get the certificate for you.

24:20.080 --> 24:22.399
Yeah, but sorry. A caravan won't work.

24:22.480 --> 24:24.760
-It's not a caravan!
-Dad, give it up. Come on.

24:24.840 --> 24:27.439
No. All right, then pay me back the fees.
I've already paid them.

24:27.520 --> 24:28.760
You can ask the reception desk.

24:28.840 --> 24:30.560
-[Santi] Reception desk?
-[Álex] Thank you.

24:30.640 --> 24:33.600
-Let's go. Come on. Come on.
-No, but, uh, it's just--

24:33.679 --> 24:36.159
This is unbelievable. It's unbelievable.

24:36.240 --> 24:39.080
Ma'am, they have
too many toys to play with.

24:39.159 --> 24:40.720
That won't stimulate their imaginations.

24:40.800 --> 24:44.520
Patri, just stop watching Instamom videos.
They know nothing. I'm telling you.

24:45.200 --> 24:46.800
Did something happen?

24:46.880 --> 24:50.600
You seem a bit angry.
Is it because you can't find love?

24:50.679 --> 24:52.040
Will you watch him for a bit?

24:52.120 --> 24:54.480
No benzodiazepines.

24:54.560 --> 24:56.600
I know.

24:56.679 --> 24:57.560
[sighs]

24:57.640 --> 25:00.320
[Iñaki] We must remind the most
outdated segment of the right wing

25:00.399 --> 25:03.960
that this is no longer the Spain of men
telling women how to behave,

25:04.040 --> 25:07.240
how to dress,
or what they can do with their bodies.

25:07.320 --> 25:09.320
Spain today is feminist.

25:09.399 --> 25:14.040
And our commitment to the fight
against gender violence is unbreakable.

25:14.840 --> 25:17.800
[Irene] We have to get rid
of that goddamn hypocrite.

25:17.880 --> 25:19.320
Men like him are the worst.

25:19.399 --> 25:22.919
They'll say that I'm a cocktease,
that I was asking for it.

25:23.000 --> 25:26.720
Well, would you rather let this false ally
keep giving shitty speeches in public,

25:26.800 --> 25:28.880
while secretly whipping his dick out?

25:30.040 --> 25:33.159
-[exhales]
-[gasps] Daniela.

25:34.320 --> 25:35.960
Why did you call me?

25:39.720 --> 25:42.000
Fine, you write your article,
but keep me out of it.

25:42.080 --> 25:44.880
Girl, if we're going to do this,
it has to be right.

25:44.960 --> 25:46.560
You have to report Iñaki.

25:46.640 --> 25:49.840
You'd be doing it for all of us.
You'd be doing it for your daughter.

25:49.919 --> 25:50.960
I have a son.

25:51.040 --> 25:53.159
[exhales] Well, you get it.

25:54.439 --> 25:57.760
Everything has piled up on you.
The divorce and the bike.

25:57.840 --> 25:59.919
-[scoffs]
-Have you called Yaryángelis?

26:00.000 --> 26:02.720
Julián, I'm really not in the mood
to twerk with anyone.

26:02.800 --> 26:05.360
Luciana has another friend. Maria Celeste.

26:05.439 --> 26:08.960
She's small, but she has a nice body,
like Elsa Pataky.

26:10.199 --> 26:11.159
What is it?

26:11.240 --> 26:14.399
There are six vacancies
to join the Special Services.

26:14.480 --> 26:17.720
-And?
-And? The motorcycle horsemen.

26:17.800 --> 26:18.880
The envy of the force.

26:18.960 --> 26:21.439
But those aren't officer positions.
You get paid the same.

26:21.520 --> 26:22.600
I don't care.

26:22.679 --> 26:25.399
I'd still be riding motorcycles.
I'm gonna apply.

26:25.480 --> 26:27.960
But, bro! You'd leave me alone?

26:28.040 --> 26:30.520
Apply with me, bro.
We'll be on bike patrol together.

26:30.600 --> 26:32.280
On a motorcycle?

26:32.360 --> 26:34.000
It's so cold.

26:34.080 --> 26:37.080
A table for eight, they don't show.
Pick up already.

26:38.320 --> 26:39.800
I could kill these people.

26:40.439 --> 26:42.399
We should require a card
to make the reservation.

26:42.480 --> 26:45.159
Don't show up? €30 per person. Hmm?

26:47.320 --> 26:48.320
Anyone there?

26:50.679 --> 26:53.360
-Hey, partner.
-Sure. I don't even care.

26:53.439 --> 26:55.679
-What's bugging you?
-You tell me.

26:55.760 --> 26:58.640
Rafa, we're friends.
That's a chick's answer.

26:58.720 --> 27:00.480
Now we're friends?

27:00.560 --> 27:02.840
I invite you over, buy champagne.
You prefer a prostitute.

27:02.919 --> 27:04.520
-Don't do this.
-You don't care about me.

27:04.600 --> 27:05.720
I'm living a fucking lie!

27:05.800 --> 27:07.320
Rafa, of course I care about you.

27:07.399 --> 27:09.640
-Come on, don't be crazy.
-Then show me that you mean it.

27:11.320 --> 27:13.199
[both grunting]

27:13.280 --> 27:14.520
You're forgiven. [grunting]

27:14.600 --> 27:17.560
-You're forgiven. [grunting]
-Oh! Oh! Oh!

27:18.600 --> 27:20.800
Do you ride a horse or a motorcycle?

27:20.880 --> 27:21.919
A motorcycle.

27:22.000 --> 27:24.360
Then why is it a motorcycle horseman?

27:24.439 --> 27:28.480
Because my motorbike is like my horse.
I would be part of an elite unit.

27:28.560 --> 27:30.679
-[chuckles]
-But you don't get paid more?

27:30.760 --> 27:33.960
-Will you just be happy for me for once?
-We'll see if he passes.

27:34.040 --> 27:36.040
Hey, by the way,
can I use your bike to practice?

27:36.120 --> 27:37.120
-[door opens]
-[chuckles]

27:37.199 --> 27:38.199
Uh, wait, Raúl.

27:38.280 --> 27:42.120
Where are you going? No, no, come here.
Come here. Get over here. Come here.

27:42.199 --> 27:43.640
Where were you last night?

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-Me?
-Yeah.

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At the restaurant.

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-Working.
-[Santi] Liar. Why didn't you sleep here?

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[sighs] I'm seeing
a very nice woman named Claudia.

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-[Santi] See? I knew it. I knew it!
-[Pedro] Yeah.

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[sighing]

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-[Raúl] She's a prostitute.
-[Pedro sniffles]

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-Uh, all right. That's good.
-So then, it's not serious?

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Are you a whoremonger?

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I mean, with this thing
of not wanting to hurt anyone,

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I'm going broke, because every time I dip,

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the taxi meter starts running,
and I start paying.

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[Santi] Well, since we're all here,

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let's take this opportunity
to talk about the faucets, all right?

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-What is it now?
-I'm not gonna look at faucets right now.

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Santi, bro. Give us a break for a second.

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Fine. I'll choose everything, okay?
It's never a good time.

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-Never.
-God, he's gone insane.

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[TV playing]

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I'm pouring my whole heart into this,
and nobody gives a shit.

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When you get excited about something,
you get a little overbearing.

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I'm not overbearing. I'm passionate.

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You're insecure
and need constant signs of affection.

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Before with women
and now with your friends.

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-You overwhelm people, hmm?
-Do I really?

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-Clingy vibes, you know.
-[man on TV] He goes after them.

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And that's when we knew
that the two men didn't belong.

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You don't have many books, do you?

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[chuckles]

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-I have this.
-No, no way.

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-No. What about the smell of the pages?
-[chuckles]

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-The feel of the paper?
-Nah, it has so much storage.

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-Plus, it weighs a lot less. [chuckles]
-Right. You're always so romantic.

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All right. Mm.

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Now go home.

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[Juan Carlos clears throat, sighs]

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Why the silence?

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Luz, I'm gonna leave my wife.

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-No.
-What do you mean, no?

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I mean that-- that, uh,

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if you wanna leave her, fine,
but not for me.

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But don't you like being together?

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Sweetheart, huh, come on.

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Stop making things weird.
It's going to kill all the fun.

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[sighs]

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[Esther exhales]

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-Hmm?
-I was blocked up.

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Thank God for that.

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He invited me to lunch,
and I ate a lot, but nothing.

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We walked in the park to kill time.

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-He bought me a gelato.
-See ya.

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At his house, he gave me a laxative.

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When I was finally ready,
we knew each other too well.

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We're gonna meet again.

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-What?
-Hmm.

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But just normal, not that other stuff.
He's really quite nice.

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And if he's the love of your life,
what happens then?

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-That'd be fucking epic.
-What's your love story?

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We met on OnlyFans when he offered me cash
for a Cleveland steamer.

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Or maybe I'll ghost him.
Don't know. We'll see.

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Oh fuck!

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[TV playing]

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What are you doing up?

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-You don't have work.
-Just making the most of the morning.

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-By ironing?
-Hmm.

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[announcer] And now, we move on
to our second news item of the day.

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Congressman Iñaki Castejón is the subject
of a report filed

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by the celebrity influencer
Daniela Galván.

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The report, according to police sources,

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could point to allegations
of sexual assault perpetrated by Castejón.

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I won't be making any statements. I have
absolute confidence in the justice system.

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I will prove my innocence in due course.
Thank you very much.

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[announcer] After his comments…

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-[continues indistinctly]
-Shit! [gasps]

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Shit! [shouts]

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Fuck! Shit.

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Fuck! Damn it. My shirt. [exhales]

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[classical music playing]
exhales]