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Ano'ng ibig sabihin ng pagiging babae?

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Pinaniwala tayo ng neo-feminism sa idea

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na para ma-empower ang sarili,
dapat may panlalaking katangian tayo.

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Kailangang malakas, independent,
cold, at competitive tayo.

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Pero bakit di natin pwedeng
i-empower ang ating pagkababae?

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Sa pamamagitan ng pagiging
passionate, empathetic, at intuitive.

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Pa'no tayo napadpad dito?

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Ewan ko.

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…muling pagtuklas at pagtanggap…

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Diyos ko.

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…sa feminine energy n'yo.

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ALPHA MALES

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Sino'ng burarang nag-iwan ng damit
sa washing machine? Ang baho na.

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Di ba ikaw 'yong katulong?

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Sa linis lang ako.
Labhan n'yo ang damit n'yo.

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Bahang-baha na sa banyo.

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-Mag-mop man lang kayo.
-Luis!

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Di ko kayang gawin lahat.
May divorce pa 'ko!

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Kanina pa 'ko nakatayo.

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Di pwedeng nandito tayong lahat.
Love shack 'to, hindi hostel.

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Dapat may umalis.

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Tama. Si Santi dapat.

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Ano? Bakit hindi si Luis?

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Naglilinis, e.
Palayasin mo na lang si Blanca.

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Ikaw kaya kay Marimar.

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'Yong nasa malaking kama na lang.

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Di ako kasya sa maliliit.

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E, di mag-usap kayo ni Luis
para di magsabay ang kids-free week n'yo.

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Hindi na tayo magkikita.

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Ba't tayo nagsisisiksikan dito
habang nasa bahay natin sila?

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Feminista lang sila pag gusto nila.

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Nahihirapan na ako.

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-Sa pagmo-mop o sa divorce?
-Umupo ka na?

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Ba't di mo gawin 'yong ten bodies?

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Si Luis? Sa una pa lang, in love na 'yan.

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Hoy, di ako gano'n kainosente, 'no.

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Kaya ko ding maging player.

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Shit, si Marimar!

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Mag-Tinder na kaya ako?

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Sorry, late ako.
Busy kami sa seminaryo. Kumusta?

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Hinihintay na lang matapos
itong bangungot.

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Heto, pirmado na.

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Salamat sa di pagharang
sa landas ko kay Lord.

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Tama na, Raul. Katoliko ako, di tanga.

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Di ka pwede sa seminaryo
hangga't di tayo annulled.

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At kahit makapasok ka,
di nagsusutana ang mga bagong seminarista.

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Siraulo.

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Binili ko ito para pagtibayin
ang bokasyon ko.

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Tama na.
Wala kang pananampalataya. Period.

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Wala nga. Ayaw mo kasing umalis, e.

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Wala 'kong mapuntahan.
Nag-resign ako para sa 'yo.

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Pero bahay ko 'yon.

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Pagkatapos ng ginawa ko para sa 'tin
at sa pagmamahal ko sa 'yo.

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Minahal din kita.

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Di lang umubra. Walang may kasalanan.

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Walang may—

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Di ka marunong magmahal.

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Maganda at malakas
'yong naramdaman ko sa 'yo.

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Ang pag-ibig, di dinaramdam, ginagawa.
Ano ba'ng ginawa mo para sa 'kin?

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Sarili mo lang ang iniisip mo.
Pyschopath kang gago ka.

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Dapat sa 'yo, kinukulong.

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Blanca? Kailangan nating mag-usap!

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Hello?

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-Blanca!
-Bakit?

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Umalis ka na. Bahay ko din 'to.

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Mas malaki ang porsyento ko.
Ako ang nagbabayad.

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Mag-impake ka na at—

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-Ay, puta.
-Hello.

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Hans.

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Ay… Santi.

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Ano'ng sinabi mo?

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Pwede tayong mag-usap saglit?

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Nice to meet you, pare.

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Sino 'yon? Body number 184 mo?

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Boyfriend ko. Iniwan niya ang misis niya
sa Düsseldorf para makasama ako.

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Dito sa bahay?

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Di ako pupunta sa Düsseldorf.

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Nakatira din ako dito!

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Di ka nalulungkot mag-stay dito
habang may bago na ako?

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Patricia, kumusta?

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Good morning, sir.

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Sa'n ko ilalagay 'yong mga labahan?

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Seryoso?

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Nasira ang washing machine ko.

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Kung excuse 'yan para kontrolin ako,
medyo nakakaawa, ha.

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Wala akong paki sa 'yo.

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Kung love of my life kita, siguro…
Pero hindi, e.

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Wow, ang sakit naman no'n!

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Wala pang isang buwan, magkaka-jowa ka.

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Kutob ng babae?

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Hindi. Di kayang mag-isa ng mga lalaki.

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Di nasasaktan, di kayang mag-isa…

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Buti na lang at patriyarkal tayo.
Kung hindi, extinct na siguro kami.

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Sa'n ka pupunta?

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Women's Day ngayon. Magpoprotesta kami.

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Ano pa ba'ng gusto n'yo?

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Pagkababae, di paimbabaw!

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Aming katawan, aming sigaw!

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DI ITO PAGDIRIWANG
LABAN ITO

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Okay, nakita ka na. Tara na sa bar?

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-Bili tayo ng Pisco!
-Sige.

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Sandali lang, buwisit.

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Para sa mga babaeng lumaban noon
para magkaboses kayo.

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Tama na, poser. Pakitang-tao ka lang.

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Oo na. Lilinisin ko pa image ko.
Picture-an n'yo 'ko.

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-Okay.
-Dito.

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Pag hindi, hindi! Ang mamilit, rape!
Pag hindi, hindi…

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Daniela.

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-Hello.
-Hi.

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Iñaki Castejón.

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Pamilyar ka, pero di ako sigurado.

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Kongresista siya.
Spokesperson ng Klaro Naman, Pwede.

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Ay, oo nga!

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Ano na? Pwede ba o hindi?

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Mukhang pwede.

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-Nice to meet you.
-Same.

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Binoto ko kayo bago kayo maging madada.

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Ngayon, di na.

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Sana maibalik namin ang tiwala mo.

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Duda ako. Nandito ako para sa kaibigan ko.

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Picture tayo?

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-Ha? Okay, sige.
-Pwede?

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Nakainom man at mag-isa,
gusto kong maging ligtas sa kalsada.

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-Pahingi ng number mo. Send ko.
-Sige.

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Kakampi ka naman, tama?

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Di ko akalaing radical feminist ka.

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Di ko alam. Parang di naman radikal.

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Kung gano'n, do'n ka dapat magprotesta.

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May iba pa?

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Dito 'yong radikal,

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'yon 'yong liberal,

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at ecofeminists 'yon.

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Pambihira! Pupuntahan natin lahat 'yan?

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Ayos.

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Di ko maintindihan.
Pinupulaan na naman nila 'ko.

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'Yong sexist pigs?

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Mga babae. TERF daw ako.

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Tapos "queer" daw ako, sabi ng mga TERF.

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-Sana sa bahay ka na lang.
-Pupunahin din siya pag gano'n.

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E, kayo? Ano'ng tsismis?

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Walang seryoso.
Gusto ko lang mag-enjoy. Wala nang drama.

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Sumali ako sa Tinder.
Pero wala 'kong makita.

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Kahit walang kuwenta, masaya na 'ko dati.

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Maikli lang ang buhay.
Tingin mo, makakailang hookup ka pa?

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Pa'no 'ko lalandiin 'tong mga 'to?
Tingnan n'yo nga.

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Ang pangit.

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Ang saklap.

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Nakakaawa.

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Nakakairita.

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Cute si Fidel. Like.

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Wag! Ano'ng ginawa mo?

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Match kayo!

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Pa'no ko bawiin 'to?

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Wag mong bawiin. I-text mo siya.

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Siya dapat ang mauna.

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Women's Day ngayon.
I-empower mo naman sarili mo.

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"Hi. Kumusta?"

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Sobrang original.

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"Okay lang. Ikaw?" Kumusta naman 'to?

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-May chemistry.
-Oo nga.

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Nakaka-depress.

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Mas masaya ang landian sa personal.

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Hindi na 'yon nangyayari.

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Tingnan mo 'yong may libro. Cute siya.

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Oo. Nagbabasa pa. Ano naman?

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Saan ka pupunta, gaga?

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Binigay mo ang number ko?

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Hindi, 'no. 'Yong akin. Tatawag 'yan.

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Siyempre. Kung ako 'yan,
baka isipin niyang magkakatulong ako.

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Transphobic daw ako.

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Bakit? Kasi gumanito ako?

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Matagal na 'tong ginagawa ng iba.

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-Bagay sa 'yo 'to?
-Ito? Medyo maluwag.

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-Oversized 'yan.
-Mukha kang kaawa-awa mula dito.

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Alam mo kung ano'ng itsura mo?

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Akala ko, uuwi ka na.

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Inuwi ni Blanca 'yong boyfriend niya.
Si Hans na taga-Düsseldorf.

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Hinayaan mo siyang magsama do'n?

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Di ko sila sasamahan. May dignidad ako.

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E, kung siya ikaw?

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Diborsyado ka na ba?

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Kakapirma lang niya.
Ipagtitibay na lang sa korte.

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Parang di ka masaya.

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May sinabing masasakit si Marimar.

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Malamang.

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Psychopath daw ako.

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Dapat ikulong ako.
Sarili ko lang ang mahal ko.

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Nasapul niya.

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Pa'no kung tama siya?
Na di ako marunong magmahal?

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Minahal mo si Luz.

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At niloko niya siya.

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Pero nagmahal siya.

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Ang pag-ibig, di dinaramdam, ginagawa.
Ano'ng ginawa ko para kay Luz?

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Puwes…

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Mahal mo kami.

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Di ka nagtaksil o nagsinungaling sa amin.

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Lagi kang nagpaplano para sa amin,
kahit wirdo minsan, pero…

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Baka di ko kayang magmahal ng babae.

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Raul, misogynist ka.

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Gusto mo lang silang ikama palagi.
Obsessed ka do'n.

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Okay lang namang walang sex. Totoo.

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Oras nang mag-detox, p're.
Emotional responsibility.

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Mahilig sa babae,
di naman makakilos nang tama.

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Dahil dito, opisyal nang palpak
ang deconstruction mo.

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Sa'n kayo pupunta?

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Makikipag-eyeball.

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Di natin ipagdiriwang ang divorce ko?

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Bukas na lang.

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Tayong dalawa na lang.

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Babawiin ko ang bahay ko.

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Mga tarantado.

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-Luz?
-Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

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Hindi seryoso ang hanap ko.
Kabisado ko na 'yan.

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Di ko nga alam kung ba't ako nandito.

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Salamat. Ang bait mo.

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Mukha kang mabait, Fidel.

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Pero pag inantok ako sa Margarita na 'to…

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Dahil honest naman tayo,
bago tayo magpatuloy…

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Pwede patingin ng paa mo?

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Fetishist ka?

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Hindi. "Feet lover" lang ako.

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Hilig kong tumingin ng mga paa,
hawakan sila, amuyin…

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Dilaan.

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Teka, bago ka matakot,
sasabihin ko 'yong mga advantage.

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Di ka mauubusan ng sapatos.

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Kung ayaw mong makipagtalik,
ayos lang. Magaling akong magmasahe.

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At ang pinakapaborito ko,
'yong talagang gusto ko…

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mag-nail polish. O, di ba?

00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:14.079 align:center
Libreng pedicure.

00:11:14.160 --> 00:11:16.520 align:center
Di ko ipapakita ang paa ko, manyak ka.

00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:18.920 align:center
Pero kung mag-click tayo,
tapos di ko gusto 'yan,

00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:21.400 align:center
mag-aaksaya lang tayo ng oras. Sige na.

00:11:33.959 --> 00:11:37.440 align:center
Lintik, Egyptian foot. Pwedeng hawakan?

00:11:37.520 --> 00:11:39.040 align:center
Akin na 'yong bill!

00:11:42.760 --> 00:11:46.160 align:center
Bokasyon ang pagiging pulis.
Di 'to para sa lahat.

00:11:46.240 --> 00:11:48.360 align:center
-E, 'yong ex mo?
-Ha?

00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:50.680 align:center
Kumusta ang criminal record niya,
mamang pulis?

00:11:50.760 --> 00:11:55.719 align:center
Di dapat pinag-uusapan
ang mga ex sa first date, di ba?

00:11:55.800 --> 00:11:58.160 align:center
Kung 20 kayo.
Sa edad mo, isa lang siguro siya.

00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:01.760 align:center
Oo. May mortgage kasi,
may mga bata, ang daming inaasikaso.

00:12:01.839 --> 00:12:03.199 align:center
Okay. Nakakatakot.

00:12:04.760 --> 00:12:06.400 align:center
Ano'ng gusto mong malaman?

00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:09.160 align:center
Esther ang pangalan niya,
1.62 meters, Capricorn.

00:12:09.240 --> 00:12:10.240 align:center
Bakit kayo naghiwalay?

00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:13.320 align:center
Mahabang kuwento.

00:12:13.400 --> 00:12:15.959 align:center
Luis, outlet ang Tinder.

00:12:16.040 --> 00:12:17.360 align:center
Ano'ng kapintasan mo?

00:12:17.440 --> 00:12:18.600 align:center
Puwes…

00:12:19.560 --> 00:12:21.839 align:center
Honey, paabot nga ng toyo.

00:12:23.560 --> 00:12:24.520 align:center
Bakit?

00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:25.800 align:center
Istorbo ka.

00:12:25.880 --> 00:12:28.320 align:center
Pwede naman tayong magsamang tatlo.

00:12:28.400 --> 00:12:30.719 align:center
Alam ko ang ginagawa mo, di uubra 'yan.

00:12:37.640 --> 00:12:39.280 align:center
Marunong siyang mag-Espanyol, tanga.

00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:42.000 align:center
Palabiro ka talaga, ha?

00:12:44.520 --> 00:12:46.240 align:center
Bakit lagi siyang tumatawa?

00:12:46.320 --> 00:12:48.079 align:center
Kasi di siya KJ gaya mo.

00:12:48.160 --> 00:12:51.680 align:center
Alam mo, tinira niya 'yong dentist
no'ng kasal pa kami.

00:12:51.760 --> 00:12:54.280 align:center
Walong taong naka-brace ang anak namin.

00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:57.880 align:center
'Yan, sige, tumawa ka.

00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:01.000 align:center
Honey, dalawang beer pa nga.

00:13:01.079 --> 00:13:02.079 align:center
Dalawang beer.

00:13:02.160 --> 00:13:04.400 align:center
Gusto ko 'to. Sobrang macho.

00:13:04.480 --> 00:13:06.599 align:center
Pag dineconstruct mo siya, papatayin kita.

00:13:09.280 --> 00:13:13.079 align:center
"Maigi kung maglipat tayo
ng dalawang embryo, dahil sa edad mo…"

00:13:13.160 --> 00:13:14.560 align:center
Attached na pareho.

00:13:14.640 --> 00:13:18.800 align:center
Muntik na akong mamatay.
Pero at least wala akong buwisit na ex.

00:13:18.880 --> 00:13:20.880 align:center
Marami nang single mothers.

00:13:21.480 --> 00:13:24.640 align:center
-Single-mother families.
-Sorry.

00:13:24.719 --> 00:13:28.040 align:center
Pag napagtanto mong di mo kailangan
ng lalaki, mas nakakasundo mo sila.

00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:29.920 align:center
Para sa'n pa 'yon kung di mo kailangan?

00:13:30.000 --> 00:13:32.199 align:center
Di ko sila kailangan, pero gusto ko sila.

00:13:32.280 --> 00:13:33.240 align:center
Sila. Marami.

00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:36.000 align:center
Alam mo, pamilyar ka,
pero di ko alam kung bakit.

00:13:41.280 --> 00:13:43.280 align:center
Ako 'yong Moises ng Sexist Pigs.

00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:44.320 align:center
Ano?

00:13:44.400 --> 00:13:47.160 align:center
May course ako sa masculinity dati,
mga ilang taon na,

00:13:47.240 --> 00:13:49.000 align:center
kumalat 'yon sa social media.

00:13:49.760 --> 00:13:51.440 align:center
Di ko alam. Tinder lang ako.

00:13:51.520 --> 00:13:53.400 align:center
Ayaw ko sa social media. Toxic.

00:13:53.480 --> 00:13:54.320 align:center
Talaga?

00:13:54.400 --> 00:13:57.520 align:center
Naiintriga tuloy ako do'n
sa "Moises ng Sexist Pigs."

00:13:57.599 --> 00:14:01.800 align:center
Tania, wag na… Sobrang komplikado
ng panahong 'yon sa buhay ko.

00:14:01.880 --> 00:14:04.520 align:center
Mag-reconnect kayo sa mga bayag n'yo.

00:14:04.599 --> 00:14:06.680 align:center
Mag-focus kayo sa kanila.

00:14:06.760 --> 00:14:08.320 align:center
Magaling. Ngayon, talon.

00:14:08.400 --> 00:14:10.199 align:center
Sige na, lintik, talon sabi!

00:14:10.280 --> 00:14:11.400 align:center
Ganiyan nga. Talon!

00:14:11.480 --> 00:14:13.640 align:center
-Di na 'ko ganiyan ngayon.
-Sige. Talon.

00:14:13.719 --> 00:14:17.959 align:center
Dama n'yo 'yong bigat? Siyempre.
'Yan ang bigat ng pagkakalalaki n'yo.

00:14:18.040 --> 00:14:23.120 align:center
Gusto nilang pakinggan n'yo sila!
Ano tayo?

00:14:23.199 --> 00:14:24.719 align:center
Alpha males!

00:14:24.800 --> 00:14:26.880 align:center
-Ano tayo?
-Ang galing nito.

00:14:26.959 --> 00:14:29.160 align:center
-Ano tayo?
-Alpha males!

00:14:29.240 --> 00:14:30.760 align:center
Simulan na natin 'yong course.

00:14:30.839 --> 00:14:33.240 align:center
Bakit ka tumigil? Yayaman ka dito.

00:14:39.439 --> 00:14:40.719 align:center
-Uy!
-Uy!

00:14:40.800 --> 00:14:42.839 align:center
Happy divorce, honey!

00:14:45.680 --> 00:14:46.719 align:center
Uy.

00:14:46.800 --> 00:14:47.760 align:center
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

00:14:47.839 --> 00:14:48.920 align:center
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:50.240 align:center
Ha? Gusto ko makipag-sex.

00:14:50.319 --> 00:14:52.760 align:center
Halika, upo tayo. Usap tayo.

00:14:52.839 --> 00:14:55.719 align:center
Pero… Ano na namang ginawa mo?

00:14:55.800 --> 00:14:57.040 align:center
Wala, ano ka ba?

00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:05.560 align:center
Na-realize kong mas mabuti ako
bilang kaibigan. Mahal na mahal kita.

00:15:05.640 --> 00:15:08.520 align:center
Pero dahil di ako marunong magmahal,
kakaibiganin na lang kita.

00:15:08.599 --> 00:15:10.240 align:center
Tigilan mo nga 'ko.

00:15:10.319 --> 00:15:11.880 align:center
Luz, seryoso ako.

00:15:11.959 --> 00:15:16.079 align:center
Kung kailangan mo ng kausap,
ng masasandalan, nandito ako. Walang sex.

00:15:16.160 --> 00:15:17.199 align:center
Raul, bayuhin mo 'ko.

00:15:17.280 --> 00:15:19.959 align:center
Hindi, mamahalin kita nang maayos.

00:15:20.040 --> 00:15:22.760 align:center
Sabihan mo 'ko pag handa ka na
sa friendly relationship.

00:15:31.920 --> 00:15:36.400 align:center
Sorry, di ako nag-testosterone shot
kasi due na ng car insurance ko.

00:15:36.479 --> 00:15:37.599 align:center
Nagte-testosterone ka?

00:15:37.680 --> 00:15:40.640 align:center
May iba pa 'kong kayang gawin sa 'yo.

00:15:40.719 --> 00:15:42.319 align:center
Gusto kong pasukin mo 'ko.

00:15:42.400 --> 00:15:44.800 align:center
Masyadong coitus-centered yata 'yon?

00:15:45.400 --> 00:15:48.599 align:center
Kaya ko na 'yong ibang bagay, salamat.

00:15:48.680 --> 00:15:50.000 align:center
Okay. Ako na.

00:15:50.079 --> 00:15:51.520 align:center
Di na kailangan.

00:15:51.599 --> 00:15:52.479 align:center
Makikita mo.

00:15:52.560 --> 00:15:54.640 align:center
-Hindi na.
-Ako na.

00:15:54.719 --> 00:15:56.439 align:center
Akin na nga 'tong vibrator!

00:16:00.880 --> 00:16:02.839 align:center
-Sino?
-Excuse me?

00:16:02.920 --> 00:16:05.240 align:center
-Ikaw si Daniela Galvan, tama?
-Oo, hi.

00:16:05.319 --> 00:16:08.079 align:center
Mas babae ka kasi wala akong bilat?

00:16:08.160 --> 00:16:09.479 align:center
Hindi, ah.

00:16:09.560 --> 00:16:11.680 align:center
Walang kinalaman
ang pagkatao ko sa ari ko.

00:16:11.760 --> 00:16:14.120 align:center
-Girls, 'yong IG TERF.
-Hindi ako TERF!

00:16:14.199 --> 00:16:17.240 align:center
Dapat kasama sa feminismo
ang lahat ng biktima ng patriarchy.

00:16:17.319 --> 00:16:20.400 align:center
Ang paghina ng kondisyong pantao
ayon sa parameters ng cisnormativity

00:16:20.479 --> 00:16:21.920 align:center
ay supremacist at exclusionary.

00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:23.680 align:center
Alam ko. Sorry talaga.

00:16:23.760 --> 00:16:26.479 align:center
Nakakababae ang palda?
Ano ba'ng ibig sabihing maging babae?

00:16:26.560 --> 00:16:28.120 align:center
-Sorry.
-Walang alam! Man-pleaser!

00:16:28.199 --> 00:16:30.319 align:center
Masama akong ina
at di ko pinapasuso anak ko?

00:16:30.400 --> 00:16:31.719 align:center
Di ko sinabi 'yan.

00:16:31.800 --> 00:16:34.120 align:center
Nagpasuso ako,
pero mukhang di empowering 'yon.

00:16:34.199 --> 00:16:37.240 align:center
Di gumagana sa 'kin
'yong anti-aging capsules mo.

00:16:37.319 --> 00:16:39.120 align:center
-Transphobic!
-Patriarchy ally!

00:16:39.199 --> 00:16:40.439 align:center
Masamang ina!

00:16:40.520 --> 00:16:43.280 align:center
-Scammer!
-Pangit!

00:16:43.359 --> 00:16:45.160 align:center
Ang pangit!

00:17:20.640 --> 00:17:22.000 align:center
-Papa?
-Ano?

00:17:22.079 --> 00:17:25.119 align:center
Biro lang. Ginagawa ko 'yan
sa mga date niya. Toast?

00:17:26.159 --> 00:17:27.880 align:center
Di na, salamat.

00:17:28.600 --> 00:17:29.680 align:center
Uy…

00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:33.919 align:center
Marami bang tatay ang dumadalaw dito?

00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:36.159 align:center
Mas marami kapag nag-o-ovulate siya.

00:17:36.240 --> 00:17:37.760 align:center
Ako si Nora, ikaw?

00:17:37.840 --> 00:17:40.000 align:center
Pedro. Nice to meet you.

00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:42.640 align:center
Papa?

00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:44.240 align:center
Sinabi ko na 'yan, tanga.

00:17:44.320 --> 00:17:45.720 align:center
Sana sinabi mo.

00:17:48.919 --> 00:17:50.600 align:center
-Blanca!
-Ano?

00:17:50.680 --> 00:17:53.240 align:center
150 litro lang ang laman ng heater.

00:17:53.320 --> 00:17:55.680 align:center
Maganda sa dugo ang malamig na tubig.

00:17:55.760 --> 00:17:57.760 align:center
E, di kayo ang gumamit.

00:17:57.840 --> 00:17:59.760 align:center
Ang dami mong dada. Do'n ka sa kabila.

00:17:59.840 --> 00:18:00.919 align:center
Puta.

00:18:01.880 --> 00:18:04.360 align:center
Okay, pero isara mo ang gripo,
hihina ang pressure.

00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:09.200 align:center
Sabi na, e.

00:18:10.800 --> 00:18:12.840 align:center
Shit!

00:18:13.840 --> 00:18:16.600 align:center
Putang ina! Hayop talaga!

00:18:19.560 --> 00:18:22.000 align:center
Gustong bilhin ni Hans
ang kalahati ng bahay mo.

00:18:22.080 --> 00:18:23.760 align:center
Bukas. Cash.

00:18:25.360 --> 00:18:27.000 align:center
-Di 'to for sale.
-Ito ang gusto mo.

00:18:27.080 --> 00:18:30.159 align:center
Ang gusto ko, umalis ka.
Gusto ko 'yong bahay ko.

00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:31.720 align:center
Dito lumaki ang anak ko.

00:18:31.800 --> 00:18:34.840 align:center
Santi, pare.
Magsabi ka lang ng presyo, ha?

00:18:36.080 --> 00:18:38.919 align:center
Ayoko nga.
Di n'yo 'ko mapapalayas sa bahay ko.

00:18:39.600 --> 00:18:42.280 align:center
Ang bitter. Sana magka-girlfriend na 'yan.

00:18:42.360 --> 00:18:45.960 align:center
Nag-alarm din ako ng 7:00 a.m.
para maubos ko ang mainit na tubig bukas.

00:18:49.520 --> 00:18:51.159 align:center
Girl, ayaw niya.

00:18:51.240 --> 00:18:53.640 align:center
-Si Raul!
-Wow, kakaiba 'yan.

00:18:54.159 --> 00:18:55.560 align:center
Baka mukha na 'kong matanda?

00:18:55.640 --> 00:18:58.520 align:center
Baka di na 'ko dapat magbukas
ng pinto nang di nakapustura?

00:18:58.600 --> 00:19:00.919 align:center
Pa'no pa ako?
Barilin ko na lang sarili ko?

00:19:01.000 --> 00:19:02.480 align:center
Walang paramdam 'yong sa tissue.

00:19:02.560 --> 00:19:04.440 align:center
Tindi! Ang cute mo pa no'n.

00:19:05.600 --> 00:19:07.919 align:center
-Morning.
-Grabeng mukha 'yan. Sa'n ka galing?

00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:10.399 align:center
-Ano'ng paki mo?
-Wala akong paki.

00:19:12.320 --> 00:19:13.600 align:center
Simulan na natin.

00:19:13.679 --> 00:19:15.880 align:center
Sa pamamagitan
ng paglilitis na ito at kasunduan,

00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:19.840 align:center
si Luis blah, blah, at Esther blah, blah
ay pumapayag na alisin ang bisa ng kasal

00:19:19.919 --> 00:19:24.720 align:center
na may pahintulot
ng parental-measures agreement,

00:19:24.800 --> 00:19:26.480 align:center
na sumasaklaw sa mga sumusunod.

00:19:26.560 --> 00:19:30.399 align:center
Una, igagalang ng dalawa ang isa't isa

00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:32.800 align:center
sa kanilang mga relasyong interpersonal

00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:36.720 align:center
at sa mga third party, isinasaalang-alang
ang dignidad at dangal ng bawat isa.

00:19:36.800 --> 00:19:37.720 align:center
Ayos sa 'kin.

00:19:37.800 --> 00:19:39.280 align:center
Wag kang sumabat.

00:19:39.360 --> 00:19:42.679 align:center
Pangalawa, si G. Luis blah, blah
ay magbibigay kay Esther blah, blah

00:19:42.760 --> 00:19:45.800 align:center
ng buwanang 400 euros
bilang kabayarang sustento.

00:19:45.880 --> 00:19:46.880 align:center
Ano?

00:19:46.960 --> 00:19:48.240 align:center
Wala akong trabaho.

00:19:48.320 --> 00:19:50.360 align:center
Magtrabaho ka, tamad. Public servant ako.

00:19:50.440 --> 00:19:51.960 align:center
Igalang nga daw! Clause one.

00:19:52.040 --> 00:19:53.840 align:center
Draft lang 'to. Mag-negotiate tayo.

00:19:53.919 --> 00:19:54.880 align:center
Di ako magbibigay!

00:19:54.960 --> 00:19:57.399 align:center
Saka kampi ka sa kanya.
Magsasama ako ng abogado ko.

00:19:57.480 --> 00:19:58.679 align:center
Sige! Do'n ka kay Marimar!

00:19:58.760 --> 00:20:01.040 align:center
Marimar na naman. Buwisit.

00:20:01.120 --> 00:20:03.640 align:center
Wag kang soft, okay?
Walang nego-negosasyon!

00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:05.320 align:center
Sabi n'yo, magkakasundo kayo.

00:20:05.399 --> 00:20:06.800 align:center
Magkakasundo? Wag na.

00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:10.000 align:center
Di daw ako ang mahal niya.
15 taon niya 'kong niloko.

00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:16.679 align:center
Ayoko nito.

00:20:18.120 --> 00:20:20.000 align:center
Bakit? Masarap lahat.

00:20:20.080 --> 00:20:22.919 align:center
'Yong pagkain. Pero 'yong babaeng cook…

00:20:23.840 --> 00:20:24.919 align:center
Lalaki lang dapat.

00:20:25.000 --> 00:20:28.200 align:center
Raul, siya na 'yong pinakamagaling.
Di ba deconstructed ka na?

00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:32.080 align:center
Aroa, ang sarap ng luto mo.

00:20:32.159 --> 00:20:33.320 align:center
Salamat.

00:20:33.399 --> 00:20:35.280 align:center
Sobrang innovative.

00:20:35.360 --> 00:20:38.480 align:center
Lahat, masarap. Tanggap ka na, ha?

00:20:38.560 --> 00:20:41.159 align:center
Tama, maganda ang work environment dito.

00:20:41.240 --> 00:20:42.679 align:center
Bakla kami ni Rafa.

00:20:42.760 --> 00:20:44.960 align:center
Ayos. Congratulations.

00:20:45.040 --> 00:20:47.600 align:center
Couple kami. Mahal namin ang isa't isa.

00:20:47.679 --> 00:20:48.640 align:center
Kailan ang start ko?

00:20:50.960 --> 00:20:52.280 align:center
Ba't mo sinabing bakla tayo?

00:20:52.360 --> 00:20:54.040 align:center
Para maiwasang mareklamo.

00:20:54.120 --> 00:20:56.960 align:center
Hindi ako bakla. Heteroflexible lang.

00:20:57.040 --> 00:21:00.840 align:center
Sa mga empleyado natin,
isa kang tunay na reyna. Tara na.

00:21:01.560 --> 00:21:03.560 align:center
Di ako komportableng matawag no'n.

00:21:03.640 --> 00:21:04.880 align:center
Pero chinuchupa mo 'ko.

00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:05.919 align:center
Hobby lang 'yon.

00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:07.120 align:center
Sige.

00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:08.080 align:center
Di ako makatulog.

00:21:08.159 --> 00:21:10.040 align:center
Di naman ako umiinom ng pills.

00:21:10.120 --> 00:21:12.080 align:center
Pero 'yong baby, si Pedro,

00:21:12.159 --> 00:21:14.720 align:center
saka 'yong mga nao-offend
kada may sasabihin ako…

00:21:14.800 --> 00:21:17.560 align:center
Content creator ako,
pero di ko na alam kung ano'ng ipo-post.

00:21:17.640 --> 00:21:19.440 align:center
Ayaw ni Pedro ipakita si Gael.

00:21:19.520 --> 00:21:21.480 align:center
Pero Instamom ako. Kailangan ng Instababy.

00:21:21.560 --> 00:21:24.399 align:center
Isa-isa muna. Kumusta ang pagiging ina?

00:21:25.320 --> 00:21:27.760 align:center
Okay lang. Normal.

00:21:27.840 --> 00:21:30.840 align:center
Mas minamahal ko na siya, pero…

00:21:30.919 --> 00:21:34.640 align:center
Para kasing pag di umiikot sa baby mo
'yong buhay mo, masama kang ina.

00:21:34.720 --> 00:21:36.320 align:center
Okay kayo ni Pedro?

00:21:38.040 --> 00:21:39.880 align:center
Nagdaramdam pa rin siya.

00:21:41.320 --> 00:21:44.280 align:center
Sabi ko kasi, di siya ang love of my life.

00:21:44.360 --> 00:21:47.000 align:center
Halata naman na,
pero dapat nanahimik na lang ako.

00:21:48.080 --> 00:21:51.640 align:center
Di na 'ko pwedeng magpakatotoo.
Nakakapagod na.

00:21:51.720 --> 00:21:55.240 align:center
Daniela, di mo kayang
maging objective ngayon. Pagod ka na.

00:21:55.320 --> 00:21:56.200 align:center
Oo, buwisit.

00:21:56.280 --> 00:21:59.439 align:center
Mahirap maging
'yong persona mo paminsan-minsan,

00:21:59.520 --> 00:22:01.960 align:center
pero mahirap ding mawala
ang totoo mong sarili.

00:22:02.040 --> 00:22:04.880 align:center
Ano'ng gagawin ko?
Kahit protesta, di ko magawa nang tama.

00:22:04.960 --> 00:22:07.919 align:center
Una, ano ba'ng goal mo sa social media?

00:22:08.000 --> 00:22:10.360 align:center
Kumita o magpakatotoo?

00:22:11.919 --> 00:22:13.640 align:center
Di pwedeng pareho?

00:22:22.159 --> 00:22:24.760 align:center
-Hi, Santi.
-Marcela, nice to meet you.

00:22:25.840 --> 00:22:28.040 align:center
Sabi ni Luz, magaling kang architect.

00:22:28.120 --> 00:22:31.040 align:center
Ginagawa ko ang makakaya ko.

00:22:31.120 --> 00:22:32.640 align:center
Ang ganda nito.

00:22:32.720 --> 00:22:33.800 align:center
Baguhin mo lahat.

00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:36.800 align:center
Ayokong may magpaalala sa 'kin ng ex ko.

00:22:36.880 --> 00:22:40.240 align:center
Di ba mas madaling umalis na lang?

00:22:40.760 --> 00:22:43.399 align:center
-Di binanggit ni Luz?
-Hiwalay na daw kayo.

00:22:43.480 --> 00:22:47.640 align:center
Ipinagpalit niya 'ko sa 24-anyos
na tindera pagkatapos ng 17 taon.

00:22:47.720 --> 00:22:50.000 align:center
Di niya na-appreciate ang pag-gym ko,

00:22:50.080 --> 00:22:52.600 align:center
o pagtataya ng buhay ko sa operating room.

00:22:52.679 --> 00:22:54.320 align:center
Wala na ang sexual capital ko.

00:22:54.399 --> 00:22:56.200 align:center
Medyo objectifying 'yan.

00:22:56.280 --> 00:22:59.560 align:center
Higit ka pa sa… katawan mo.

00:22:59.640 --> 00:23:01.159 align:center
Maraming salamat.

00:23:02.520 --> 00:23:03.679 align:center
Ikaw din.

00:23:08.080 --> 00:23:09.439 align:center
Good morning.

00:23:09.960 --> 00:23:11.760 align:center
-Nandito na ulit ako.
-Agad?

00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:13.679 align:center
Hi.

00:23:14.760 --> 00:23:16.880 align:center
Pedro, kumusta ang pagiging ama?

00:23:17.679 --> 00:23:20.080 align:center
Mabuti. Pwede n'yo 'kong balitaan?

00:23:20.159 --> 00:23:21.600 align:center
Awra mismo.

00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:24.560 align:center
-Baka kilala mo na si Mario Armada.
-Ha?

00:23:25.159 --> 00:23:26.720 align:center
-Uy!
-Uy, kumusta?

00:23:26.800 --> 00:23:29.880 align:center
Matagal na kitang gustong makita, brother!

00:23:29.960 --> 00:23:32.159 align:center
Ang gaganap na Pedro,
alter ego mo sa Harassed.

00:23:32.240 --> 00:23:34.040 align:center
Pinag-uusapan namin 'yong karakter.

00:23:34.120 --> 00:23:36.200 align:center
Nandito siya para inspirasyon mo.

00:23:36.280 --> 00:23:40.040 align:center
Pwede ba kitang samahan,
para ma-absorb ko 'yong pagkatao mo?

00:23:41.800 --> 00:23:46.880 align:center
Di ko pa nababasa 'yong kabuuan ng script,
pero ibang-iba ako sa Pedro sa pilot.

00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:48.679 align:center
-Pareho kayo.
-Pareho kayo.

00:23:48.760 --> 00:23:53.320 align:center
Mas malaki ka kaysa sa akala ko.

00:23:53.399 --> 00:23:57.600 align:center
Magkaiba kami, kaya mas maigi
kung magsimula ka sa wala.

00:23:57.679 --> 00:23:58.760 align:center
Hindi.

00:23:58.840 --> 00:24:00.800 align:center
Gusto kong totoo ang Pedro ko.

00:24:01.320 --> 00:24:03.159 align:center
Tara, inom tayo.

00:24:03.240 --> 00:24:06.080 align:center
Kumusta ang pagkabata mo?

00:24:06.159 --> 00:24:07.360 align:center
'Yon ang susi, e.

00:24:07.439 --> 00:24:09.560 align:center
Pwedeng diyan ka muna sa labas?

00:24:11.159 --> 00:24:12.120 align:center
Nagbibiro kayo.

00:24:12.200 --> 00:24:15.640 align:center
Ang hirap niyang kumbinsihin.
Bihira siyang mag-TV, tama?

00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:18.560 align:center
Medyo mahirap siyang kasama,
nagme-method acting kasi.

00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:21.360 align:center
Pedro, kailangan ka namin.

00:24:23.560 --> 00:24:26.080 align:center
Pwede ko man lang bang mabasa ang script?

00:24:26.159 --> 00:24:27.960 align:center
Oo naman. Ipadala mo sa kanya.

00:24:28.520 --> 00:24:31.080 align:center
Pedro, matagal ka pa?
May cryotherapy session ako.

00:24:31.159 --> 00:24:32.439 align:center
Hindi, eto na.

00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:36.240 align:center
Gusto niya ng sustento.
Ang kapal ng mukha!

00:24:36.320 --> 00:24:37.679 align:center
Pulis lang ako.

00:24:37.760 --> 00:24:40.200 align:center
Kung di dahil sa inyo,
baka wala 'kong tirahan ngayon.

00:24:40.280 --> 00:24:44.159 align:center
Ayaw kong maging misogynistic,
pero may pagka-bitch silang lahat.

00:24:45.080 --> 00:24:46.720 align:center
Sorry, di lahat ng babae.

00:24:46.800 --> 00:24:48.800 align:center
Gayahin mo siya, umuwi ka na.

00:24:48.880 --> 00:24:51.760 align:center
Hanggang di kayo pumipirma,
may karapatan kayong tumira do'n.

00:24:51.840 --> 00:24:53.280 align:center
Pero ang makasama si Esther…

00:24:53.360 --> 00:24:55.560 align:center
Tayo lagi ang dehado. Palagi.

00:24:55.640 --> 00:24:57.760 align:center
Uy, di ba deconstructed ka na?

00:24:57.840 --> 00:25:02.640 align:center
Guys, si Mario Armada.
'Yong magiging bida sa Harassed.

00:25:02.720 --> 00:25:03.840 align:center
Musta, guys?

00:25:03.919 --> 00:25:06.919 align:center
Makiki-selfie sana ako para sa asawa ko,
kaso maghihiwalay na kami.

00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:10.199 align:center
Wag kang mag-alala.
Isipin n'yo, wala ako rito.

00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:12.880 align:center
Ano 'to?

00:25:13.919 --> 00:25:15.840 align:center
Ina-absorb niya ang pagkatao ko.

00:25:15.919 --> 00:25:16.919 align:center
Ipaliwanag mo pa.

00:25:17.000 --> 00:25:18.120 align:center
Okay! Sino magse-serve?

00:25:18.199 --> 00:25:21.919 align:center
Wag kayong magpigil, ha?
Kahit ano, sabihin n'yo lang.

00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:23.760 align:center
Makikinig, pero di manghuhusga.

00:25:25.000 --> 00:25:26.080 align:center
Sige.

00:25:26.600 --> 00:25:28.080 align:center
Ano tayo, hayop sa zoo?

00:25:28.159 --> 00:25:29.720 align:center
Sige na, mag-serve ka na!

00:25:35.080 --> 00:25:37.000 align:center
Mario, di ako ganyan maglakad.

00:25:37.080 --> 00:25:39.520 align:center
Nag-aaral pa 'ko.

00:25:39.600 --> 00:25:41.880 align:center
Gusto ko 'yong acting mo sa Room 604.

00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:43.800 align:center
-Luis.
-Ang galing, e.

00:26:04.080 --> 00:26:05.280 align:center
'Yon ang sabi niya.

00:26:05.360 --> 00:26:06.679 align:center
Di ako makapaniwala.

00:26:22.679 --> 00:26:26.159 align:center
Ano'ng sinasabi mo?
Hindi, wag mo 'kong simulan.

00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:28.480 align:center
-Kausapin mo ako!
-Do'n ka sa impyerno!

00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:35.080 align:center
Hindi ako makapaniwala.

00:26:48.679 --> 00:26:49.960 align:center
See you. Bye.

00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:57.320 align:center
URIBE FUSTER ARCHITECTS

00:27:00.280 --> 00:27:03.120 align:center
Maayos ang lahat. Sobrang saya ko.

00:27:03.199 --> 00:27:06.120 align:center
Magbubukas ako ng bago kong resto.
Sinner Dinner.

00:27:06.199 --> 00:27:07.640 align:center
Sinner Dinner?

00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:09.520 align:center
Astig, 'no? Ako nakaisip no'n.

00:27:09.600 --> 00:27:10.439 align:center
Siyempre.

00:27:10.520 --> 00:27:12.480 align:center
Nasa bahay pa rin si Marimar.

00:27:12.560 --> 00:27:16.439 align:center
Hanggang makalipat siya,
do'n muna 'ko sa love shack ng tropa.

00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:19.840 align:center
Kumusta ka?

00:27:21.040 --> 00:27:22.399 align:center
Gaya mo.

00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:25.679 align:center
Kaka-divorce lang. Masaya. Open sa buhay.

00:27:27.840 --> 00:27:29.080 align:center
Ang ganda mo.

00:27:29.679 --> 00:27:30.720 align:center
Salamat.

00:27:42.320 --> 00:27:43.520 align:center
Buweno…

00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:47.240 align:center
Nag-enjoy ako.

00:27:47.320 --> 00:27:48.560 align:center
Masaya maging magkaibigan.

00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:50.880 align:center
Gusto mong umakyat, usap pa tayo?

00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:54.199 align:center
Sa ibang araw na lang. Busy ako sa resto.

00:27:55.720 --> 00:27:57.679 align:center
Pero di pa kayo bukas.

00:27:57.760 --> 00:28:00.280 align:center
'Yon na nga. Marami pang gagawin.

00:28:01.800 --> 00:28:03.960 align:center
Okay. Good luck na lang.

00:28:10.919 --> 00:28:12.520 align:center
Diyos ko, Luz.

00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:26.320 align:center
-Hello?
-Hi, sorry. Ako si Juan Carlos.

00:28:26.399 --> 00:28:28.760 align:center
Binigay mo sa 'kin
'yong number mo sa tissue.

00:28:28.840 --> 00:28:34.800 align:center
Ay! Oo. Experiment lang 'yon
para may patunayan sa kaibigan ko.

00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:37.199 align:center
Pero salamat sa pagtawag.

00:28:37.280 --> 00:28:39.480 align:center
Ayaw mong makipagkita?

00:28:48.439 --> 00:28:50.280 align:center
Tuwang-tuwa akong tumawag ka.

00:28:52.919 --> 00:28:55.000 align:center
Masasabi kong kailangan mo ng…

00:28:56.760 --> 00:29:02.520 align:center
Iniisip ko nga, baka sa susunod,
pwede nating subukang… ipasok.

00:29:02.600 --> 00:29:03.800 align:center
Ikaw ang papasok.

00:29:04.439 --> 00:29:05.439 align:center
Alam ko.

00:29:05.520 --> 00:29:07.560 align:center
Rafa, malaking bagay 'yan.

00:29:08.320 --> 00:29:09.639 align:center
Hindi ka ba curious?

00:29:09.720 --> 00:29:11.399 align:center
Wag mo akong takutin, okay?

00:29:12.360 --> 00:29:14.040 align:center
Baka bakla ka talaga.

00:29:14.120 --> 00:29:15.320 align:center
Ano?

00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:20.879 align:center
Danielers, haters,
pamamaalam ang reel na 'to.

00:29:20.959 --> 00:29:24.080 align:center
Iiwas na ako sa social media
para sa mental health ko.

00:29:24.159 --> 00:29:28.600 align:center
Naabot ko na ang limit ng contradiction
ng persona at totoong ako.

00:29:28.679 --> 00:29:32.360 align:center
Kaya sa mga tagahanga ko, mahal ko kayo.

00:29:32.439 --> 00:29:35.720 align:center
At sa mga hindi naman… mahal ko din kayo.

00:29:35.800 --> 00:29:38.959 align:center
Kasi napataas n'yo ang engagement ko,
pero sawa na 'ko sa inyo.

00:29:39.480 --> 00:29:42.360 align:center
At last na.

00:29:42.439 --> 00:29:45.639 align:center
Girls, nag-aaway-away tayo dito,

00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:47.800 align:center
nakalimutan na nating
may isa tayong kaaway

00:29:47.879 --> 00:29:53.439 align:center
na baka natutuwang makita tayong
nagpapatayan dahil sa feminismo natin.

00:29:54.080 --> 00:29:56.320 align:center
Sasabihin ko sanang,
"Babasahin ko comments n'yo,"

00:29:56.399 --> 00:30:00.320 align:center
pero ayoko, kasi malaya na 'ko,
parang 'yon genie sa lampara.

00:30:00.399 --> 00:30:01.360 align:center
Bye!

00:30:01.439 --> 00:30:03.720 align:center
-Ang guwapong assistant.
-Di ba?

00:30:03.800 --> 00:30:05.399 align:center
Cute. Sa'n mo nakuha?

00:30:05.480 --> 00:30:08.199 align:center
Di ka maniniwala. Fitting model ko…

00:30:09.760 --> 00:30:12.360 align:center
Iniisip ko nga
kung kailan ka kaya tatawag.

00:30:12.439 --> 00:30:13.720 align:center
Baliw ka na ba?

00:30:13.800 --> 00:30:15.399 align:center
Ang sarap sa pakiramdam.

00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:17.840 align:center
May anak ka, tanga. Paano ka mabubuhay?

00:30:17.919 --> 00:30:20.240 align:center
Hindi ko alam, pero sobrang saya ko.

00:30:20.320 --> 00:30:22.240 align:center
Hindi naman ako 'to, buwisit!

00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:25.199 align:center
Inom ka na lang.
Ipagdiwang natin ang divorce ko.

00:30:25.280 --> 00:30:27.760 align:center
Ba't nila sinabi sa kanyang
ako ang gawing inspirasyon

00:30:27.840 --> 00:30:30.159 align:center
para sa gagong karakter na 'to?

00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:32.360 align:center
Baka ganiyan ka sa scriptwriters.

00:30:32.439 --> 00:30:35.040 align:center
Luis, pinagtatawanan nila ako.

00:30:35.120 --> 00:30:36.840 align:center
Sino ba talaga tayo?

00:30:36.919 --> 00:30:40.320 align:center
'Yong iniisip nating tayo,
o 'yong tayong iniisip ng iba?

00:30:40.399 --> 00:30:42.399 align:center
Para sa 'kin, isa kang tangang

00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:46.120 align:center
magbabayad ng sustento
sa ex na kinuha pati bahay mo.

00:30:46.199 --> 00:30:47.520 align:center
Di kay Esther ang bahay.

00:30:47.600 --> 00:30:49.240 align:center
Ano'ng ginagawa mo dito?

00:30:54.320 --> 00:30:58.959 align:center
Guys, ipapakita ko sa inyo
ang future natin.

00:30:59.040 --> 00:31:01.480 align:center
-Ano'ng sinasabi mo?
-At hindi ako tanga!

00:31:01.560 --> 00:31:03.720 align:center
Luis, halika rito. Halika.

00:31:03.800 --> 00:31:06.159 align:center
Tingnan natin… Ayun.

00:31:07.199 --> 00:31:11.560 align:center
Welcome sa male sexist commune
na malaya sa mga babae.

00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:16.639 align:center
Apat na individual at sustainable houses,
na dinisenyo ko, siyempre.

00:31:16.720 --> 00:31:20.320 align:center
May overflow pool, padel court, barbecue…

00:31:20.399 --> 00:31:21.560 align:center
Saan 'yan?

00:31:21.639 --> 00:31:23.720 align:center
Di pa totoo, pero magandang plano 'to.

00:31:23.800 --> 00:31:25.959 align:center
Guys, tumatanda na tayo.

00:31:26.040 --> 00:31:27.520 align:center
Harapin na natin ang realidad.

00:31:27.600 --> 00:31:29.480 align:center
Nabubuhay tayo sa pangit na panahon

00:31:29.560 --> 00:31:32.199 align:center
kung kailan di posible
ang sexual-affective relationships.

00:31:32.280 --> 00:31:36.720 align:center
Buti na lang, meron tayong apat
na totoong family model.

00:31:37.399 --> 00:31:39.560 align:center
Bibili tayo ng lupa,

00:31:39.639 --> 00:31:41.320 align:center
magtatayo ng bahay,

00:31:41.399 --> 00:31:44.639 align:center
at magsasama hanggang mamatay.

00:31:45.320 --> 00:31:46.280 align:center
Gusto ko 'yan.

00:31:46.360 --> 00:31:47.639 align:center
Pwede.

00:31:47.720 --> 00:31:50.439 align:center
Gusto ko din, kaso wala akong pera.

00:31:50.520 --> 00:31:52.719 align:center
E, di kumuha ka ng pera.

00:31:52.800 --> 00:31:54.320 align:center
Matanda na parents mo, di ba?

00:31:54.399 --> 00:31:55.600 align:center
Hindi.

00:31:55.679 --> 00:31:59.199 align:center
At sa totoo muna tayo,
may babawiin pa 'kong bahay.

00:32:00.639 --> 00:32:01.800 align:center
Kukumbinsihin ko siya.

00:32:01.879 --> 00:32:03.280 align:center
-Uy, Santi.
-Ha?

00:32:03.360 --> 00:32:05.679 align:center
Di ba deconstructed ka na?

00:32:06.560 --> 00:32:09.080 align:center
Deconstructed at disillusioned.

00:32:09.159 --> 00:32:10.199 align:center
Compatible naman.

00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:13.520 align:center
Gusto ko talaga 'yan.

00:32:14.520 --> 00:32:16.080 align:center
Kakaiba, di ako ang nakaisip.

00:32:22.639 --> 00:32:24.399 align:center
Walang keso.

00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:27.560 align:center
-Walang keso ang omelet.
-Naglalagay ng keso si Papa.

00:32:27.639 --> 00:32:30.600 align:center
Pero wala si Papa.
Si Mama, di naglalagay ng keso.

00:32:30.679 --> 00:32:32.240 align:center
Musta, guys?

00:32:32.320 --> 00:32:33.959 align:center
-Papa!
-Hello, anak.

00:32:34.719 --> 00:32:36.480 align:center
-Kumusta?
-Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

00:32:36.560 --> 00:32:37.639 align:center
Ano…

00:32:37.719 --> 00:32:40.959 align:center
Umuwi ako pagkatapos kong
makipaglaban sa krimen.

00:32:43.520 --> 00:32:45.679 align:center
Bakit? Aray! Uy…

00:32:47.919 --> 00:32:49.800 align:center
-Ano 'to?
-Gusto mo silang magdusa?

00:32:49.879 --> 00:32:50.959 align:center
Hiwalay na tayo!

00:32:51.040 --> 00:32:52.480 align:center
-E, di umalis ka.
-Umalis ka na.

00:32:52.560 --> 00:32:53.399 align:center
Bumalik ako.

00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:55.800 align:center
Papa, paluto ng omelet na may keso.

00:32:55.879 --> 00:32:57.439 align:center
Awra mismo, anak.

00:33:01.919 --> 00:33:04.840 align:center
-Sa kama tayo?
-Sige, mas komportable.

00:33:10.719 --> 00:33:12.199 align:center
Bumalik 'yong gago.

00:33:12.280 --> 00:33:14.639 align:center
Esther, nandito 'yong tissue guy.

00:33:14.719 --> 00:33:16.719 align:center
Dapat ginawa mo 'yong trabaho mo. Hello.

00:33:16.800 --> 00:33:17.800 align:center
Hi.

00:34:20.480 --> 00:34:22.880 align:center
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