WEBVTT 00:06.239 --> 00:08.240 [dramatic classical music playing] 00:12.440 --> 00:14.479 [instructor] What does it mean to be a woman? 00:14.559 --> 00:18.200 Neo-feminism has sold us on the idea that to empower ourselves, 00:18.279 --> 00:20.720 we must adopt masculine traits. 00:20.800 --> 00:25.439 We have to be strong, independent, cold, competitive. 00:25.520 --> 00:29.720 But why can't we women empower ourselves through our femininity 00:29.799 --> 00:34.559 by being passionate, empathetic, intuitive? 00:34.640 --> 00:36.879 -Reclaiming our power… -How did we end up here, girl? 00:36.960 --> 00:39.440 -I have no idea. -Shh! 00:39.520 --> 00:43.960 -[instructor] …embracing our femininity. -Oh my God. 00:44.680 --> 00:47.720 ALPHA MALES 00:48.320 --> 00:51.320 Who's the slob who did laundry and left their clothes in the washer? 00:51.400 --> 00:52.960 Smells like rotten ass. 00:53.040 --> 00:54.760 Didn't we agree you'd be our cleaning lady? 00:54.840 --> 00:56.279 -[vacuum whirring] -I clean the house. 00:56.360 --> 00:59.320 -You wash your own clothes. -Hey, you guys flooded the bathroom. 00:59.400 --> 01:01.640 -At least mop up the floor, assholes. -Luis! 01:01.720 --> 01:04.239 Sorry, but I can't do everything. I'm getting divorced, okay? 01:04.319 --> 01:06.119 I haven't sat down all day. 01:06.200 --> 01:09.600 It's too much. We can't all be here, okay? This is a bachelor pad. 01:09.680 --> 01:11.840 Not a homeless shelter. Come on. Someone's gotta go. 01:11.920 --> 01:13.520 Totally agree. I nominate Santi. 01:13.600 --> 01:15.320 What? Why me and not Luis? 01:15.399 --> 01:17.520 He cleans. Have some balls. Kick Blanca out. 01:17.600 --> 01:18.640 You kick out Marimar. 01:18.720 --> 01:20.360 Or Pedro. He took the big bed. 01:20.440 --> 01:22.000 I won't fit in a small bed. 01:22.080 --> 01:25.280 Can't you coordinate with Luis, so you don't have the same week without kids? 01:25.360 --> 01:27.160 But then we'd never see each other. 01:27.240 --> 01:30.040 Why are we packed in here like sardines while they're in our houses? 01:30.119 --> 01:31.839 They're only feminists when it suits them. 01:31.920 --> 01:33.920 I don't know how much longer I can keep this going. 01:34.000 --> 01:36.600 -Cleaning or divorcing? -[Santi] Great, now you're sitting. 01:36.680 --> 01:38.399 Why don't you do the ten bodies thing? 01:38.479 --> 01:41.040 Luis? He won't get past the first. He'll fall right in love. 01:41.119 --> 01:44.520 Hey, hey, hey. Watch out, guys. I'm no choirboy, okay? 01:44.600 --> 01:46.199 I can be a player if I want to. 01:46.280 --> 01:47.640 -[laughs] -[phone ringing] 01:47.720 --> 01:48.720 Oh shit, Marimar! 01:51.839 --> 01:54.800 [scoffs] I could kill it on the Tinder. 01:54.880 --> 01:56.880 [customers chattering] 01:57.960 --> 01:58.960 [Marimar sighs] 02:00.759 --> 02:02.880 [sighs] 02:07.720 --> 02:09.039 My apologies for being late. 02:09.120 --> 02:11.000 But we're busy at the seminary. How are you? 02:11.079 --> 02:12.960 I just want this nightmare to end. 02:13.040 --> 02:14.560 The papers. I've signed already. 02:14.640 --> 02:16.920 I appreciate you not standing in my path to the Lord. 02:17.000 --> 02:19.400 Drop the act, Raúl. I'm Catholic, not stupid. 02:19.480 --> 02:21.920 You can't enter the seminary until you get the annulment. 02:22.000 --> 02:25.239 Even if you could, I know that first-year seminarians don't wear cassocks. 02:25.320 --> 02:26.160 You're a moron. 02:26.239 --> 02:29.239 Look, I bought this for myself to reaffirm my fledgling vocation. 02:29.320 --> 02:32.080 Stop lying. You're not blessed with the gift of faith. Period. 02:32.160 --> 02:34.760 You're right. I'm not. But you won't leave my house. 02:34.840 --> 02:37.440 I have nowhere to stay. I quit my job for you, remember? 02:37.519 --> 02:38.440 But it's my house. 02:38.519 --> 02:41.160 [scoffs] When I think of everything I did for this marriage 02:41.239 --> 02:42.640 and all the love I gave you. 02:42.720 --> 02:44.920 I loved you too, okay? Hey. 02:46.080 --> 02:49.560 -It's nobody's fault it didn't work out. -It's nobody's fault?! [exhales] 02:49.640 --> 02:53.360 -You don't know what love is, Raúl. -But I had very strong feelings for you. 02:53.440 --> 02:56.320 You understand love is not just feeling something. It's an action. 02:56.400 --> 02:57.400 What did you do for me? 03:00.720 --> 03:02.720 You only love yourself. You don't care about anyone. 03:02.799 --> 03:04.160 You're a fucking psychopath. 03:04.239 --> 03:05.840 You belong in jail. 03:06.880 --> 03:07.840 [huffs] 03:10.560 --> 03:13.160 Blanca, we need to talk! 03:14.280 --> 03:15.280 Hello! 03:15.920 --> 03:18.040 -Blanca! -[Blanca] What? 03:20.080 --> 03:22.360 It's my turn to have the place. This is my house too. 03:22.440 --> 03:24.959 Actually, it's more mine than yours. I'm the one paying for it. 03:25.560 --> 03:28.200 So, yeah, you start packing your bags and you-- 03:28.280 --> 03:30.080 -Dear Lord. -Hello. 03:30.160 --> 03:31.360 -Hans. -[splutters] 03:31.440 --> 03:32.840 Oh, uh, Santi. 03:32.920 --> 03:34.320 -What about the house? -[splutters] 03:34.399 --> 03:36.360 Uh, could we talk for a minute, please? Hmm? 03:36.440 --> 03:38.360 -[Hans] Nice to meet you, buddy. -Come on. Hmm. 03:38.440 --> 03:40.519 [Blanca, Santi chuckle] 03:41.200 --> 03:43.799 [exhales] Who is he? Body number 184? 03:43.880 --> 03:44.880 My boyfriend, genius. 03:44.959 --> 03:47.320 He left his wife in Düsseldorf so we could move in together. 03:47.920 --> 03:49.480 Uh, in this house? Here? 03:49.560 --> 03:52.920 -Yeah, well, I'm not moving to Düsseldorf. -But this is my place, Blanca. 03:53.000 --> 03:54.679 Don't you find it a little sad to stay here 03:54.760 --> 03:57.280 and watch me rebuild my life with another man? 04:00.320 --> 04:01.320 [sighs] 04:05.079 --> 04:06.560 Patri, how are ya? 04:06.640 --> 04:10.160 -Good morning, sir. -Uh, where can I put the dirty laundry? 04:10.239 --> 04:11.399 Seriously? 04:11.480 --> 04:13.440 My washing machine broke down. 04:13.519 --> 04:16.279 An excuse to keep tabs on me? It's a bit pathetic, dude. 04:16.360 --> 04:17.640 [Pedro] I don't care what you do. 04:17.719 --> 04:20.719 Now, if you were the love of my life, but you're not. 04:20.800 --> 04:22.960 My God, Pedro. That really stung. 04:23.039 --> 04:25.440 I bet you'll have a girlfriend in less than a month. 04:25.520 --> 04:26.920 Your feminine intuition? 04:27.000 --> 04:28.680 No, men don't know how to be alone. 04:28.760 --> 04:31.080 Hmm. We don't know what real pain is or how to be alone. 04:31.160 --> 04:33.000 Thank fucking God we live in a patriarchy. 04:33.080 --> 04:35.400 [chuckles] Otherwise, we would've gone extinct. 04:37.560 --> 04:38.520 [exhales] 04:39.320 --> 04:40.880 Where are you going with that? 04:40.960 --> 04:43.280 Today's Women's Day. We have to protest. 04:45.080 --> 04:46.840 But what more could you want? 04:46.919 --> 04:50.840 [all chant] Women's rights are human rights! 04:50.919 --> 04:53.479 [Daniela] My body, my choice! My body, my choice! 04:53.560 --> 04:55.120 My body, my choice. 04:55.200 --> 04:57.680 My body, my choice! My body, my choice! 04:57.760 --> 05:00.560 Hey, great, you showed up. Can we go to a bar? 05:00.640 --> 05:02.400 -Let's get some pisco sours! -Yes! 05:02.479 --> 05:04.080 I wanna stay a bit longer. 05:04.160 --> 05:07.760 For all those women who fought before you so that you could have a voice. 05:07.840 --> 05:10.120 Give us a break, you phony. You're just pretending to care. 05:10.200 --> 05:12.800 Okay, yes, I need to clean up my image. Please take a photo. 05:12.880 --> 05:14.039 -Okay. -Hold that. 05:14.120 --> 05:18.360 [chanting continues] My body, my choice! We have a voice! My body… 05:18.440 --> 05:19.440 Daniela. 05:19.520 --> 05:20.760 -Hi. -Hello. 05:22.280 --> 05:23.760 Iñaki Castejón. 05:23.840 --> 05:25.919 Your face rings a bell, but I can't place it. 05:26.000 --> 05:29.359 Yes! You're a state representative. You're an independent. 05:29.440 --> 05:31.240 Oh, yeah, of course. [laughs] 05:31.320 --> 05:33.160 So, have you found anyone to depend on? 05:33.240 --> 05:34.320 Apparently, I have, right? 05:34.400 --> 05:35.880 -Nice to meet you. -Likewise. 05:35.960 --> 05:38.039 I supported you before you started saying stupid shit. 05:38.120 --> 05:39.840 -[laughs] Not anymore. -[Iñaki] Ah. 05:39.919 --> 05:43.000 -Well, I hope I can win back your trust. -Eh, it seems unlikely. 05:43.080 --> 05:46.520 -I'm just here for my friend. [laughs] -Ah. How about a photo? 05:46.599 --> 05:48.840 -Huh? Yeah, sure. Yeah. -Huh? 05:48.919 --> 05:52.440 [chanting continues] No means no! Toxic men have got to go… 05:53.440 --> 05:55.960 -[Daniela chuckles] -[chanting] Toxic men have got to go… 05:56.039 --> 05:58.680 -What's your number? I'll send it to you. -Yeah, I'll type it in. 05:58.760 --> 06:00.520 You're one of those allies, right? 06:01.840 --> 06:04.599 I didn't know you were a radical feminist, Daniela. 06:04.680 --> 06:07.000 I wouldn't say radical. I'm passionate. 06:07.080 --> 06:09.760 Oh, well, your protest is further down then. 06:09.840 --> 06:11.039 They're marching over there? 06:11.120 --> 06:12.960 The radical ones, here. 06:13.680 --> 06:16.720 The liberals are there. And the ecofeminists are over there. 06:16.800 --> 06:18.880 You march in every one? That's fucking crazy. 06:18.960 --> 06:21.840 [chanting continues] No means no! Toxic men have got to go! 06:21.919 --> 06:23.720 [Daniela chuckles] 06:23.799 --> 06:25.359 -I don't get it. -[Esther exhales] 06:25.440 --> 06:26.799 They're trolling me again. 06:26.880 --> 06:28.080 The manosphere assholes? 06:28.160 --> 06:30.520 Other women. They're calling me a TERF. 06:30.599 --> 06:33.120 I think the TERFs are calling me queer, but it's spelled with a K. 06:33.200 --> 06:36.200 -You should've stayed home. -She'd be criticized for not going. 06:36.280 --> 06:38.000 Spill the tea. How you girls doing? 06:38.080 --> 06:40.919 Nothing serious. I wanna have fun being on my own. 06:41.000 --> 06:42.000 No drama. 06:42.080 --> 06:45.080 Well, me, I joined Tinder, but I can't be bothered. 06:45.160 --> 06:46.880 I was so comfortable in my crappy marriage. 06:46.960 --> 06:49.960 Esther, life's too short. How many more lays you think you'll get? 06:50.039 --> 06:51.960 It's not like I'd fuck any of those guys. 06:52.039 --> 06:54.560 -Check it out. You'll see. -All right. 06:55.280 --> 06:56.799 [Esther] Horrible. 06:56.880 --> 06:57.720 -Dreadful. -Oh. 06:57.799 --> 06:58.799 -Eww. -Pathetic. 06:59.560 --> 07:01.720 -Repulsive. -Oh, Fidel's not bad. Swipe right. 07:01.799 --> 07:04.120 -No! What are you doing? -It's a match! [shouts] 07:04.200 --> 07:05.960 -[laughing] -How do I undo this? 07:06.039 --> 07:07.840 No, no, no, don't undo it. Message him. 07:07.919 --> 07:09.200 Let him write first. No way. 07:09.280 --> 07:11.720 It's Women's Day, damn it. Empower yourself, girl. 07:11.799 --> 07:14.880 -Hello, there. I'm Esther. -Uh-huh. Very original. 07:14.960 --> 07:16.680 -[laughing] -[phone chimes] 07:16.760 --> 07:19.159 "My name's Fidel." Not much better. 07:19.239 --> 07:20.599 -A match made in heaven. -Right. 07:20.680 --> 07:21.919 This is super depressing. 07:22.000 --> 07:24.159 I mean, flirting in person is always more fun. 07:24.239 --> 07:25.799 Those days are long gone. 07:26.320 --> 07:29.280 Over there. That one with the book. He's cute. 07:29.359 --> 07:32.239 Yeah. He can read. Who cares? 07:33.080 --> 07:35.039 -[chuckles] -Oh! [chuckles] 07:35.120 --> 07:36.680 What are you doing? 07:36.760 --> 07:37.760 There. 07:38.560 --> 07:39.960 -[Esther gasps] -Hmm. 07:41.760 --> 07:42.799 [gasps] 07:45.719 --> 07:47.799 Huh? Huh? You gave him my number? 07:47.880 --> 07:50.200 Hell no, I gave him mine. I bet he'll call me. 07:50.280 --> 07:53.320 Of course, he will. If I did that, he'd think I'm offering to clean his house. 07:53.400 --> 07:54.960 Now I'm transphobic? [scoffs] 07:55.039 --> 07:56.599 Why? For doing this? 07:56.680 --> 07:59.039 How's that controversial? It's-- [exhales] 07:59.120 --> 08:01.000 [Pedro] I think random stuff on there suits you. 08:01.080 --> 08:02.679 [Luis] Random? You think it's too baggy? 08:02.760 --> 08:03.599 It's oversized. 08:03.679 --> 08:05.280 [Santi] You look pathetic from over here. 08:05.359 --> 08:08.239 -[laughs] -Wanna know what you look like? [scoffs] 08:08.320 --> 08:10.039 Weren't you moving back into your house? 08:10.120 --> 08:13.200 Blanca's boyfriend's living there. Hans from Düsseldorf. 08:13.280 --> 08:14.960 Gonna let her stay there with a Kraut? 08:15.039 --> 08:17.120 I'm not going to live with them. I have some dignity. 08:17.200 --> 08:18.679 And what would she do, huh? 08:18.760 --> 08:20.280 IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY IT'S YOUR FAULT 08:26.520 --> 08:28.280 [Luis] So are you officially divorced? 08:28.359 --> 08:32.360 She finally signed the agreement. Just have to file it in court. [sighs] 08:32.439 --> 08:33.959 You don't look very happy about it. 08:34.039 --> 08:35.880 Marimar really let me have it. It was messed up. 08:35.959 --> 08:36.880 And you're surprised? 08:38.039 --> 08:40.760 She said I'm a psychopath, that I belong in jail, 08:40.840 --> 08:42.640 and I only know how to love myself. 08:42.720 --> 08:44.360 She nailed it. 08:44.440 --> 08:46.959 You think she's right? I don't know how to love? 08:47.040 --> 08:48.480 You loved Luz, right? 08:48.560 --> 08:50.199 Don't forget he cheated on her. 08:50.280 --> 08:51.760 Oh, okay, but he was in love. 08:51.840 --> 08:54.040 She said love can't just be a feeling. It's an action. 08:54.120 --> 08:57.880 -What have I done for Luz? -[sighs] Uh… well… 09:00.000 --> 09:02.120 [Raúl sighs] 09:02.199 --> 09:04.040 -Hey, you're good at loving us. -[Raúl sighs] 09:04.120 --> 09:06.240 You've never betrayed us. You've never lied to us. 09:06.320 --> 09:07.920 And you're the one who makes plans. 09:08.000 --> 09:10.400 And sometimes they're a bit weird, but, you know. [laughs] 09:10.480 --> 09:13.720 -Maybe I don't know how to love girls. -[Santi] Because you're a misogynist. 09:13.800 --> 09:17.000 All you care about is fucking. It's sort of become an obsession. 09:17.079 --> 09:19.520 Life's not that bad without sex. I'm telling you. 09:19.600 --> 09:21.760 What you need is a detox, man. 09:21.839 --> 09:23.240 Emotional responsibility. 09:23.320 --> 09:24.839 -[Luis grunts] -[Raúl] I love women. 09:24.920 --> 09:26.560 But I don't know how to relate to them. 09:26.640 --> 09:29.880 And with that statement, you've officially failed your deconstruction. 09:29.959 --> 09:31.320 [Raúl] Where you guys going? 09:31.400 --> 09:32.880 Uh, we're meeting our Tinder matches. 09:32.959 --> 09:35.320 [Raúl] I thought we were gonna celebrate my divorce. 09:35.400 --> 09:36.520 Tomorrow, we'll do something. 09:38.720 --> 09:40.560 [Raúl] Hey, you and I can celebrate, right? 09:40.640 --> 09:42.800 Uh, I'm gonna take back my house. 09:42.880 --> 09:44.120 [door opens] 09:44.199 --> 09:46.720 -[Santi sighs] -[door closes] 09:46.800 --> 09:48.240 Those sons of bitches. 09:49.000 --> 09:51.000 [cell phone ringing] 09:52.720 --> 09:53.959 [chuckles] 09:54.040 --> 09:55.959 -Luz? -[Luz] Are you up? 09:56.040 --> 09:57.040 [Raúl chuckles] 10:02.480 --> 10:03.560 [exhales] 10:04.880 --> 10:06.120 [exhales] 10:24.600 --> 10:26.680 [Esther] Look, I'm seriously not looking for anything. 10:26.760 --> 10:28.400 -I've seen that movie before. -[both laugh] 10:28.480 --> 10:30.839 I mean, I don't even know why I'm here. It's a miracle I came. 10:30.920 --> 10:33.959 -Thank you. That's sweet. -No, you seem nice and all that, Fidel. 10:34.040 --> 10:37.000 But honestly, I might pass out after the margarita. 10:37.079 --> 10:40.160 Well, since we're being honest, before this goes any further, 10:40.240 --> 10:43.280 hmm, will you show your feet to me? 10:45.199 --> 10:47.520 -Uh-- -Got a foot fetish, Fidel? 10:47.600 --> 10:52.240 Hmm. No, no, no, no. I prefer to call myself a foot enthusiast. 10:52.320 --> 10:55.040 I like to look at them, touch them, smell them. 10:55.120 --> 10:56.240 Lick the toes. 10:56.320 --> 10:57.880 [slurps] It's the best. 10:57.959 --> 11:02.000 Hmm. But hold on, before you freak out, let me explain the advantages, hmm? 11:02.079 --> 11:03.920 You'll never be short of beautiful shoes. 11:04.000 --> 11:05.839 If you don't feel like sex, no problem at all. 11:05.920 --> 11:07.920 I give amazing massages. So good. 11:08.000 --> 11:10.440 And my favorite thing in the world, what drives me nuts is 11:10.520 --> 11:12.360 painting your nails, huh? 11:12.880 --> 11:14.079 Free pedicures. 11:14.160 --> 11:16.440 I'm not gonna show you my feet, sleazeball. 11:16.520 --> 11:18.920 It's just that if we hit it off and then I don't like them, 11:19.000 --> 11:21.400 we'll both have wasted our time, hmm? Show 'em. 11:22.839 --> 11:24.160 [exhales] 11:28.920 --> 11:31.400 [crinkling] 11:33.959 --> 11:37.440 Holy shit, Egyptian foot. May I touch it? I… [gasps] 11:38.040 --> 11:39.719 -Sir! Check please! -No! [clears throat] 11:41.040 --> 11:42.040 [clears throat] 11:42.760 --> 11:46.160 Being a police officer is sort of a calling. It's not for everyone. 11:46.240 --> 11:48.360 -And your ex? -Huh? 11:48.440 --> 11:50.680 Well, officer, I need your background check. 11:50.760 --> 11:53.120 Uh, I thought that talking about exes 11:53.199 --> 11:55.600 on a first date was a bit of a no-no? 11:55.680 --> 11:58.160 When you're 20. At your age, I assume you have an ex. 11:58.240 --> 12:01.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, with a mortgage, kids, the works. 12:01.839 --> 12:03.199 Mmm. Okay, okay, that's hot. 12:03.280 --> 12:06.400 Yeah, um, I don't know. I guess I can talk about it. 12:06.480 --> 12:09.160 Her name is Esther. She's 5'3", Capricorn. 12:09.240 --> 12:10.240 Why aren't you together? 12:10.320 --> 12:13.320 [sighs] It's kind of a complicated story. 12:13.400 --> 12:15.959 Luis, Tinder is an outlet store. 12:16.040 --> 12:18.600 -What's your flaw? -[inhales] Uh-- 12:19.560 --> 12:21.240 [Santi] Love, pass the soy sauce, please? 12:21.320 --> 12:22.920 [huffs] 12:23.560 --> 12:24.520 What's wrong? 12:24.600 --> 12:25.800 You're a third wheel. 12:25.880 --> 12:28.320 I think the three of us can live perfectly well together, honey. 12:28.400 --> 12:31.240 Santiago, I know what you're trying to do, and you're not gonna succeed. 12:31.320 --> 12:32.760 Achtung! Hans. [laughs] 12:32.839 --> 12:36.920 [accented] This woman is crazy. Uh, and it's not misogyny. It's the truth. 12:37.000 --> 12:39.280 -[Hans laughs] -He speaks English, dumbass. 12:39.360 --> 12:42.000 You got the loose screw in the brain, yeah? 12:42.079 --> 12:44.440 [laughing] 12:44.520 --> 12:46.240 Why's he laughing like an idiot? 12:46.320 --> 12:48.599 Because he's not bitter like you. [laughs] 12:48.680 --> 12:51.680 Listen, did you know that she fucked the dentist while we were married? 12:51.760 --> 12:53.959 For eight years, our daughter got free braces. 12:54.040 --> 12:56.280 [laughing] 12:56.360 --> 12:57.880 -Laugh, laugh. Yeah. -[chuckles] 12:58.480 --> 13:01.000 [in German] Honey, two more beers, okay? 13:01.079 --> 13:02.920 -[Blanca] Hmm! -[Hans in English] Two beers. 13:03.000 --> 13:04.880 -I love it. He's such a macho guy. -[Hans laughs] 13:04.959 --> 13:06.599 If you deconstruct him, I'll murder you. 13:09.079 --> 13:11.440 [woman] The doctor said it was better to transfer two embryos, 13:11.520 --> 13:13.079 just in case, because of my age. 13:13.160 --> 13:14.560 And then, they both took. 13:14.640 --> 13:16.920 -[chuckles] Oh, my God, I freaked out. -[laughs] Oh! 13:17.000 --> 13:19.440 But at least I don't have an ex busting my balls. 13:19.520 --> 13:20.880 Single moms are like a pandemic. 13:20.959 --> 13:24.640 -I prefer single caregiver. -Ah, I'm sorry. [clears throat] 13:24.719 --> 13:28.040 When you realize you don't need men, you get along much better with them. 13:28.120 --> 13:29.920 What for, if you don't need them? 13:30.000 --> 13:32.199 Well, I don't need them, but I want them. 13:32.280 --> 13:33.240 Plural. 13:33.320 --> 13:36.000 I know you from somewhere, but I can't place it. 13:38.480 --> 13:39.520 [Pedro exhales] 13:41.280 --> 13:43.280 I was a Moses of Sexist Pigs. 13:43.360 --> 13:44.320 What? 13:44.400 --> 13:46.599 I gave a course on masculinity a couple of years ago, 13:46.680 --> 13:49.000 and I blew up on the Internet. 13:49.680 --> 13:53.400 Mnh-mnh. I don't use any social media. The whole thing's a curse, only Tinder. 13:53.480 --> 13:54.839 Seriously? 13:54.920 --> 13:57.520 But now I'm intrigued by the Moses of Sexist Pigs thing. 13:57.599 --> 13:59.680 -[laughs] -No. Tania, really don't. 13:59.760 --> 14:01.800 It was a very complicated time in my life. 14:01.880 --> 14:04.520 [Pedro on phone] I want you to reconnect with your testicles. 14:04.599 --> 14:06.680 Focus your whole attention on them. 14:06.760 --> 14:08.440 Very good, now jump. 14:08.520 --> 14:11.400 Come on, damn it, jump! That's it. Go on, jump! 14:11.480 --> 14:13.640 -Since then, I've changed. -That's it. Jump! 14:13.719 --> 14:15.760 -The other way. That's right, guys. -[chuckles] 14:15.839 --> 14:18.120 -I'm not like that anymore. -That's the weight of virility. 14:18.199 --> 14:19.599 -[laughs] -They're there… 14:19.680 --> 14:22.560 -…begging for you to pay attention… -I mean, come on, man. 14:22.640 --> 14:25.319 -What are we? -Oh, my God. 14:25.400 --> 14:27.439 Pedro, this video's incredible. 14:27.520 --> 14:30.760 -[men shouting on phone] -[Pedro] Now we can start the course. 14:30.839 --> 14:34.079 But why'd you stop, dude? You could've made a fortune with these. 14:34.680 --> 14:35.680 [doorbell buzzes] 14:39.439 --> 14:40.520 [both] Hey! 14:40.599 --> 14:42.839 -Happy divorce, honey. -[both laugh] 14:43.839 --> 14:45.000 [Raúl] Ah. 14:45.560 --> 14:47.760 -[Luz grunts] What was that? -Uh, hey! [laughs] 14:47.839 --> 14:48.920 -What was that? -[laughs] 14:49.000 --> 14:52.760 -Hello. I wanna have sex with you. -Come, sit down. I need to talk to you. 14:52.839 --> 14:55.719 Uh, but what-- what did you do this time? 14:55.800 --> 14:57.040 I didn't do anything. 14:59.680 --> 15:02.160 -[Luz sighs] Hmm. -[chuckles] 15:02.240 --> 15:05.560 I've realized I'm a better friend than lover. And I love you so much. 15:05.640 --> 15:08.439 But since I don't know how to love, I wanna be here for you. 15:08.520 --> 15:10.240 [laughs] That's funny. You're silly. 15:10.319 --> 15:13.520 Luz, I'm serious. If you need to talk 15:13.599 --> 15:16.079 or a shoulder to cry on, I'm here as a friend, no sex. 15:16.760 --> 15:20.000 -Raúl, come on, put it in. -Hey, no. I wanna love you the right way. 15:20.079 --> 15:22.599 Let me know when you're available for a real friendship. 15:29.560 --> 15:32.640 [sighs] Well… I'm sorry. 15:32.719 --> 15:35.280 It's, uh, I couldn't take my testosterone shot this month. 15:35.360 --> 15:37.599 -Because my car insurance was due. -You take testosterone? 15:37.680 --> 15:40.640 Yeah, I mean-- but we can do other things. 15:40.719 --> 15:42.319 I want you to slam my pussy. 15:42.400 --> 15:44.800 Oh, that's a bit coitus-centered, you know? 15:45.400 --> 15:48.599 The rest… I can do myself, thanks. 15:48.680 --> 15:50.000 Oh, all right, I'll do it for you. 15:50.079 --> 15:52.479 -Oh no, no. I'm a pro at it. -Yeah, yeah, please, please. 15:52.560 --> 15:54.640 -I want to. Let me do it. -I said no. Don't worry. 15:54.719 --> 15:57.000 -Come on, dude. Give me the vibrator! -Hey, I've used-- 15:58.880 --> 16:01.319 They have the best matcha latte. Wait. 16:01.400 --> 16:04.199 Excuse me. You're Daniela Galván, aren't you? 16:04.280 --> 16:06.199 -Uh, yes, hello. -So, what? 16:06.280 --> 16:09.479 -Without a vagina, I'm less a woman? -No, no, not at all. 16:09.560 --> 16:11.520 My identity has nothing to do with my genitals. 16:11.599 --> 16:14.120 -Girls, it's the Instagram TERF. -What? I'm not a TERF. 16:14.880 --> 16:17.240 [woman] Feminism must include all oppressed by the patriarchy. 16:17.319 --> 16:20.160 Reducing the human condition to the parameters of cisnormativity 16:20.240 --> 16:21.959 is supremacist and exclusionary. 16:22.040 --> 16:24.400 Yes, I-- I know. I agree. I'm really sorry. 16:24.479 --> 16:26.479 [woman 2] You wear a skirt, you're a woman? 16:26.560 --> 16:28.120 -Sorry. -[woman 3] Sellout! Dick rider! 16:28.199 --> 16:30.319 [both] Am I a bad mother for not breastfeeding my baby? 16:30.400 --> 16:31.719 [Daniela] No, I never said that! 16:31.800 --> 16:34.240 [both] I do breastfeed, but according to you, I'm not empowered. 16:34.319 --> 16:38.040 The supplements you advertise for anti-aging don't work at all. 16:38.120 --> 16:40.439 -[woman 2] Patriarchy simp! -[woman 4] You're a bad mother! 16:40.520 --> 16:41.560 [indistinct shouting] 16:41.640 --> 16:45.160 -[woman 4] You're ugly! Ugly, ugly, ugly! -[panting] 16:45.240 --> 16:47.240 [Gael crying] 17:19.839 --> 17:21.040 -[gasps] -[girl] Dad? 17:21.119 --> 17:22.000 [Pedro] Huh? 17:22.079 --> 17:25.119 Ha! Just kidding, I do that to all her dates. You want toast? 17:26.159 --> 17:28.159 No. Uh, thank you. 17:28.240 --> 17:30.440 Uh, tell me. [chuckles] 17:30.520 --> 17:34.000 Um, do you see a lot of dads passing through here? 17:34.080 --> 17:37.760 More so when she's not on her period. I'm Nora. And you? 17:37.840 --> 17:40.000 Pedro. Uh, nice to meet you. 17:40.720 --> 17:42.640 -[gasps] Wait. Dad? -Ah! 17:42.720 --> 17:44.240 Loser, I beat you to it. 17:44.320 --> 17:45.720 Shut up, you dork. 17:47.399 --> 17:48.840 -[Blanca laughs] -[Hans] Ah! 17:48.919 --> 17:50.600 -Blanca! -[Blanca] What? 17:50.680 --> 17:53.240 The hot water heater only holds 40 gallons. 17:53.320 --> 17:55.480 -[water running] -[Blanca] Cold is great for circulation. 17:55.560 --> 17:57.760 -[Hans laughs] -Well, then why don't you guys use it? 17:57.840 --> 18:00.760 [Blanca] Use the other bathroom, instead of complaining. 18:01.880 --> 18:04.360 Okay, but turn off the faucet or it won't get pressure. 18:08.000 --> 18:09.200 I knew it, you bitch. 18:10.680 --> 18:13.760 Oh! Ah! Oh shit! 18:13.840 --> 18:16.600 Oh! Son of a whore, shit! [whimpers] 18:19.680 --> 18:22.000 -Hans wants to buy your half of the house. -[exhales] 18:22.080 --> 18:23.760 Tomorrow morning, in cash. 18:25.360 --> 18:27.000 -Not for sale. -But it's what you wanted. 18:27.080 --> 18:30.080 I wanted you to leave the house. I happen to like it here. 18:30.159 --> 18:31.720 My daughter grew up here. Hmm? 18:31.800 --> 18:33.360 Santi, buddy. [clicks tongue] 18:33.440 --> 18:35.080 Name the price, okay? 18:36.080 --> 18:38.919 No fucking way. I won't be kicked out of my own house. 18:39.000 --> 18:42.280 [scoffs] He's so bitter. He needs to get a girlfriend already. 18:42.360 --> 18:44.560 And tomorrow, I'm gonna use all the hot water, 18:44.640 --> 18:45.960 'cause I'll get up at seven. 18:49.520 --> 18:51.159 Girl, he didn't wanna bang. 18:51.240 --> 18:52.320 Raúl! 18:52.399 --> 18:55.560 -That's really weird. -Does he think I look old? 18:55.640 --> 18:58.520 Am I past the age to answer the door with no makeup and sweats? 18:58.600 --> 19:00.919 Well, if you look old, then how do I look? Prehistoric? 19:01.000 --> 19:02.399 And I never heard from napkin guy. 19:02.480 --> 19:04.440 -You looked smoking hot that day. -Mm. 19:05.600 --> 19:07.919 -Good morning. -[Esther] You look like shit. Big night? 19:08.000 --> 19:10.399 -What's it to you? -I don't give a fuck. 19:12.080 --> 19:12.919 Here we go. 19:13.000 --> 19:15.640 Attending this proceeding and by mutual agreement, 19:15.720 --> 19:18.919 Luis, blah, blah, blah, and Esther, blah, blah, blah, state that they have decided 19:19.000 --> 19:21.280 to end their marriage with consensual approval 19:21.360 --> 19:24.720 of the present agreement for parental-filial measures, 19:24.800 --> 19:26.480 governed by the following clauses. 19:26.560 --> 19:29.760 Number one, the parties commit to mutual respect. 19:29.840 --> 19:32.800 It applies to both their interpersonal relationships 19:32.880 --> 19:34.520 as well as with third parties. 19:34.600 --> 19:36.760 Always maintaining their dignity and honor. 19:36.840 --> 19:39.280 -[Luis] Sure, no problem. -[Esther] Don't interrupt, Luis! 19:39.360 --> 19:42.679 Number two, Luis, blah, blah, blah, will pay Esther, blah, blah, blah, 19:42.760 --> 19:45.800 a monthly payment of 400 euros as spousal support. 19:45.880 --> 19:48.240 -[Luis] What? -Luis, I don't have a job. 19:48.320 --> 19:50.360 Then find one, you leech. I'm just a civil servant. 19:50.440 --> 19:51.960 Hey, respect me. Clause number one. 19:52.040 --> 19:54.880 -It's a draft. We can negotiate. -[Luis] She's not getting one cent! 19:54.960 --> 19:57.399 You're on her side anyway. I'll be back with my lawyer! 19:57.480 --> 19:58.679 Go on, run to Marimar! 19:58.760 --> 20:01.040 [Luis] Again with Marimar. What a pain in the ass. 20:01.120 --> 20:03.640 Don't let up on him, okay? We're not negotiating anything. 20:03.720 --> 20:05.320 You told me this was a mutual decision. 20:05.399 --> 20:08.120 Mutual decision, my ass. He admitted I'm not the love of his life. 20:08.200 --> 20:10.000 He played me for 15 years. 20:12.640 --> 20:15.399 -[Raúl sighs] -Mm. Mm. Mm. 20:15.480 --> 20:16.679 I don't like it. 20:17.960 --> 20:20.000 What's wrong with you? Everything's delicious. 20:20.080 --> 20:22.919 -Mm! -The food, yeah, but a lady chef? 20:23.880 --> 20:24.919 Better stick with guys. 20:25.000 --> 20:28.200 Raúl, she's the best chef, by far. Aren't you deconstructed? 20:30.240 --> 20:32.080 Aroa, we loved your proposal. 20:32.159 --> 20:33.320 -Thanks, guys. -[Raúl] Hmm. 20:33.399 --> 20:35.280 -Very, uh, innovative. -[Aroa] Hmm. 20:35.360 --> 20:38.480 It was mouthwatering. Well, then, that's it. You're hired. 20:38.560 --> 20:41.159 Sure, sure, and the work environment here is great. 20:41.240 --> 20:43.679 -Rafa and I are gay. -[Aroa chuckles] Cool. 20:43.760 --> 20:44.960 Congratulations. 20:45.040 --> 20:47.600 And a couple. We love each other very much. 20:47.679 --> 20:48.640 So when do I start? 20:50.960 --> 20:54.040 -Why did you tell her that we're gay? -To avoid lawsuits. I know how this goes. 20:54.120 --> 20:56.960 I'm not gay. At most, I'm heteroflexible. 20:57.040 --> 21:00.840 Well, as far as our employees know, you're super gay. Come on, let's go. 21:01.440 --> 21:03.200 Don't label me, Raúl. I don't like it. 21:03.280 --> 21:04.880 But you're comfortable sucking my dick. 21:04.960 --> 21:07.120 -That's a hobby. -Right. 21:07.200 --> 21:09.560 I can't sleep. I mean, I've never taken pills, 21:09.640 --> 21:11.520 but between the baby… [grunts] 21:11.600 --> 21:14.720 …Pedro, and every time I open my mouth, someone being offended. 21:14.800 --> 21:17.480 Plus, I'm a content creator, but I don't have content to post, 21:17.560 --> 21:21.640 'cause Pedro doesn't like me showing Gael, but I need an Instababy as an influencer. 21:21.720 --> 21:24.399 One thing at a time, okay? How's motherhood? Gael? 21:25.120 --> 21:27.840 Fine. Normal. 21:27.919 --> 21:30.960 He's great. I love him more and more, but it's just-- [scoffs] 21:31.040 --> 21:33.159 Nowadays, if your life doesn't revolve around your baby, 21:33.240 --> 21:34.640 you're a shameful mother. 21:34.720 --> 21:36.320 And Pedro? 21:36.399 --> 21:40.200 [exhales] Mm. He's still a little hurt. 21:40.280 --> 21:41.240 -[exhales] -Hmm. 21:41.320 --> 21:44.240 Because I said he wasn't the love of my life. 21:44.320 --> 21:47.399 Now in retrospect, I was better off not telling him. [gasps] 21:48.080 --> 21:51.640 But I can never just tell the truth. It's so pretentious. It's exhausting. 21:51.720 --> 21:55.240 Daniela, it's hard for you to be objective right now. You're very tired. 21:55.320 --> 21:56.640 It's true. I'm very tired. 21:56.720 --> 21:59.520 It's one thing to take on a persona for certain instances 21:59.600 --> 22:01.840 and another to lose yourself along the way. 22:01.919 --> 22:04.280 Yeah, what can I do? I can't get it right at a Women's March. 22:04.360 --> 22:08.000 The first thing to do is to decide what your goal is with social media. 22:08.080 --> 22:10.399 To make a living or to be yourself? 22:11.159 --> 22:13.640 [exhales] But doing both isn't a choice? 22:15.240 --> 22:16.200 [trills] 22:22.159 --> 22:24.320 -Hi, Santi. -Hi, Marcela, nice to meet you. 22:25.880 --> 22:28.040 Luz mentioned that you're a wonderful architect. 22:28.120 --> 22:31.040 Mmm, well, I do what I can, but, uh, yes. 22:31.120 --> 22:32.640 What a beautiful house, wow. 22:32.720 --> 22:33.800 Well, change everything. 22:33.880 --> 22:36.800 I don't want a single square inch to remind me of my ex. 22:36.880 --> 22:40.240 Wouldn't it be easier just to move? 22:40.760 --> 22:41.720 Didn't Luz tell you? 22:41.800 --> 22:43.360 She said you were separated. 22:43.439 --> 22:47.640 He left me for a 24-year-old sales clerk after spending 17 years together. 22:48.240 --> 22:51.200 He didn't value those hours spent at the gym or risking my life with surgery. 22:51.280 --> 22:54.320 None of it. To him, I've lost my sexual worth. 22:54.399 --> 22:56.280 That's a bit objectifying. Right, Marcela? 22:56.360 --> 22:59.560 You're much more than, uh, just your body. 22:59.640 --> 23:03.000 -Well, thank you. Likewise. -Uh-huh. 23:03.080 --> 23:04.080 Hmm? 23:05.080 --> 23:06.840 Hmm. [exhales] 23:08.080 --> 23:09.439 Good morning. [exhales] 23:09.960 --> 23:11.560 -I'm back. -Already? 23:11.640 --> 23:13.760 Hmm. Hey. 23:13.840 --> 23:16.880 [chuckles] Pedro, how's fatherhood? 23:16.960 --> 23:20.080 [chuckles] Perfect. Mind bringing me up to date? 23:20.159 --> 23:21.600 Step in my office. 23:21.679 --> 23:24.560 -I assume you already know Mario Armada. -Huh? 23:25.159 --> 23:26.720 -Hey-hey! -[Pedro] Hey, how are you? 23:26.800 --> 23:28.880 -There's the guy I've been dying to meet! -[grunts] 23:28.960 --> 23:29.880 [Mario laughs] Oh! 23:29.960 --> 23:32.159 [Virginia] He'll play Pedro, your alter ego in Harassed. 23:32.240 --> 23:34.040 We were just talking about the character. 23:34.120 --> 23:36.200 Yeah, but look, now he's got you here for inspiration. 23:36.280 --> 23:40.840 Do you mind if we spend time together so I can soak up your essence? [slurps] 23:41.800 --> 23:44.720 Okay, uh, I haven't read the rest of the season, 23:44.800 --> 23:46.880 but the Pedro in the pilot doesn't really resemble me. 23:46.960 --> 23:48.679 [both] Yes, he does, actually. 23:48.760 --> 23:53.240 You're much taller than I imagined, huh? 23:53.320 --> 23:55.640 It's true. We're so different that it might be best 23:55.720 --> 23:57.600 if you built your character from scratch. 23:57.679 --> 24:00.800 No. No, no, no, no. I want my Pedro to be real. 24:01.320 --> 24:03.159 Come on, dude. Let's go grab a drink. Let's go. 24:03.800 --> 24:06.080 -Hey, what was your childhood like? -[sighs] 24:06.159 --> 24:09.560 -'Cause it's the root of everything. -Can you wait outside for a bit, Mario? 24:09.640 --> 24:12.120 [inhales] Is this a joke? 24:12.200 --> 24:15.640 It was very hard to convince him. Normally, he doesn't do television. 24:15.720 --> 24:18.560 And he's complicated, with the whole method thing. 24:18.640 --> 24:21.360 Pedro, we need you to help out. 24:22.159 --> 24:26.080 [exhales] But, please, could I at least look over the scripts? 24:26.159 --> 24:28.640 -Of course. Send it to him. -[Ali] Mm-hmm. 24:28.720 --> 24:31.240 Pedro, how long do you need? I have cryotherapy. 24:31.320 --> 24:32.439 Coming, coming. 24:32.960 --> 24:36.080 She wants alimony now. She's got some balls. 24:36.159 --> 24:39.120 If it weren't for you guys, I'd be sleeping under a bridge. 24:39.200 --> 24:40.720 I'm a police officer. 24:40.800 --> 24:44.159 I don't wanna be misogynistic, but they're all just a bunch of bitches. 24:45.439 --> 24:47.040 Sorry, not all women. 24:47.120 --> 24:48.800 [Raúl] Do what Santi did, move back home. 24:48.880 --> 24:51.720 Until you sign the agreement, you have as much right to be there as her. 24:51.800 --> 24:53.800 But imagine moving back with Esther now? [scoffs] 24:53.880 --> 24:56.080 We're always the ones getting screwed, always. 24:56.159 --> 24:57.760 Hey, weren't you deconstructed? 24:57.840 --> 25:00.720 Fellas, this is Mario Armada, 25:00.800 --> 25:02.640 the actor who's gonna play the lead in Harassed. 25:02.720 --> 25:03.960 'Sup, guys? 25:04.040 --> 25:06.919 Hey, I'd ask you for a selfie for my wife, but we're getting a divorce. 25:07.560 --> 25:10.720 Don't worry, guys. Just pretend I'm not here. [chuckles] 25:11.640 --> 25:12.880 Can you explain this? 25:13.760 --> 25:16.919 -He's soaking up my essence. -Can you explain better? 25:17.000 --> 25:18.120 All right, who's serving? 25:18.199 --> 25:21.919 And don't hold back, guys. Say all the crude stuff you usually say. 25:22.000 --> 25:23.760 We listen, but we don't judge. 25:23.840 --> 25:26.520 -[laughing] Yeah. All right, yeah. -Sure. 25:26.600 --> 25:29.720 -Are we animals in a zoo or something? -[Pedro] Oh, come on. Serve, damn it! 25:35.080 --> 25:37.000 Hey, Mario, I don't walk like that. 25:37.080 --> 25:39.520 I'm exploring. I'm exploring. 25:40.120 --> 25:41.880 I loved you in Room 604. 25:41.960 --> 25:43.800 -Luis. [scoffs] -Truly amazing. 26:02.520 --> 26:03.600 [woman laughs] 26:03.679 --> 26:07.040 -[man] I swear. That's what I want. -[woman] You're amazing. 26:12.480 --> 26:13.640 [sighs] 26:21.560 --> 26:24.080 Are you kidding me? I can't believe this is happening. 26:24.159 --> 26:26.159 No, no, don't go there. I swear to God. 26:26.240 --> 26:28.679 -[man] You have to tell me these things. -[woman] Eat shit! 26:29.640 --> 26:32.880 -[sighs] -[men chattering, laughing] 26:48.919 --> 26:50.720 -Hey, Santi. -[Santi] Have a good one. Bye. 26:55.040 --> 26:56.159 [clears throat] 26:56.240 --> 26:57.320 URIBE FUSTER ARCHITECTS 27:00.280 --> 27:03.120 [Raúl] Well, everything's great. I'm really happy. 27:03.199 --> 27:06.120 I'm about to open my new restaurant. Backdoor Bistro. 27:06.199 --> 27:07.640 Backdoor Bistro? 27:07.720 --> 27:10.560 -Cool, right? I came up with the name. -[chuckles] I believe it. 27:10.640 --> 27:14.399 I've got Marimar staying at my place, and, well, until she leaves, 27:14.480 --> 27:17.159 I'm staying at the bachelor pad with the guys. 27:17.240 --> 27:19.840 [chuckles] How are you doing? 27:19.919 --> 27:22.399 [exhales] Well, same as you. 27:22.480 --> 27:25.679 Recently divorced, enjoying, open to anything. 27:27.000 --> 27:29.080 [chuckles] You look spectacular. 27:29.679 --> 27:30.720 Thanks, Raúl. 27:32.439 --> 27:33.399 [clears throat] 27:35.399 --> 27:36.320 [sighs] 27:42.320 --> 27:43.520 All righty. 27:45.960 --> 27:47.240 I had a great time tonight. 27:47.320 --> 27:49.080 It's nice to be just friends, huh? 27:49.159 --> 27:50.880 Shall we go up and continue our chat? 27:50.960 --> 27:54.199 Some other time. Very busy with the restaurant. 27:55.720 --> 27:57.679 But you haven't even opened the doors. 27:57.760 --> 28:00.280 Exactly. Getting ready for the grand opening. 28:01.800 --> 28:04.600 Yeah, right, grand opening. 28:10.919 --> 28:12.520 You're killing me, Luz. 28:15.760 --> 28:17.760 [cell phone ringing] 28:22.600 --> 28:23.439 Yeah? 28:23.520 --> 28:26.439 [man] Hi, sorry. Uh, listen, it's Juan Carlos. 28:26.520 --> 28:28.679 You gave me your phone number on a napkin yesterday. 28:28.760 --> 28:32.040 -I remember! Yeah. I'm sorry. -[both chuckle] 28:32.120 --> 28:34.760 It was an experiment to prove something to a friend of mine. 28:34.840 --> 28:36.919 Thanks for calling back though, really. 28:37.000 --> 28:39.240 So you don't wanna hang out? 28:42.439 --> 28:45.000 [Raúl groaning] 28:45.080 --> 28:48.360 -[Rafa sniffles] -[groaning] 28:48.439 --> 28:50.679 -I'm so happy you called me, Raúl. -Oh! 28:50.760 --> 28:54.280 [panting] Yeah. I could tell you felt a bit tense. 28:55.439 --> 28:58.360 [sighs] I was thinking, 28:58.439 --> 29:00.959 uh, next time maybe we could try something else. 29:01.040 --> 29:02.520 Like penetration. 29:02.600 --> 29:03.800 You in me. 29:04.439 --> 29:07.560 I hear ya. But butt-fucking isn't my deal. 29:08.320 --> 29:09.639 Aren't you curious? 29:09.720 --> 29:11.560 You're freaking me out, dude. 29:12.199 --> 29:14.040 I'm beginning to think you are super gay. 29:14.120 --> 29:15.320 Huh? 29:16.000 --> 29:20.879 Danielers, haters, this reel is to tell you that I'm done. 29:20.959 --> 29:24.040 I quit social media in order to save my mental health. 29:24.120 --> 29:25.480 Because I've reached the limit 29:25.560 --> 29:28.600 of contradiction between person and persona. 29:28.679 --> 29:32.360 Well, uh, to my followers who love me, lots of kisses. 29:32.439 --> 29:35.879 And to those who don't, well, same thing. 29:35.959 --> 29:38.959 You've boosted my engagement, but honestly, I've had it with you. 29:39.480 --> 29:42.360 Oh, and one last thing to think about. 29:42.439 --> 29:45.080 Ladies, while we're here fighting each other, 29:45.159 --> 29:47.639 we are, once again, forgetting that we have a common enemy. 29:47.720 --> 29:51.480 Who must be delighted right now watching our attempts to one-up each other 29:51.560 --> 29:53.199 with our social feminism. 29:53.879 --> 29:56.240 Now I would say, "See you in the comment section." 29:56.320 --> 29:57.159 But… [laughs] 29:57.240 --> 30:01.360 No, because I'm free like the genie from the lamp now. Ciao! 30:01.439 --> 30:04.800 -[TV playing] -[cell phone ringing] 30:09.959 --> 30:11.879 I wondered how long it would take you to call. 30:11.959 --> 30:13.720 [Cynthia] You crazy bitch, what'd you do? 30:13.800 --> 30:15.399 Girl, I'm vibing right now. 30:15.480 --> 30:17.600 You have a son, you idiot. What are you gonna live on? 30:17.679 --> 30:20.240 No idea. but it feels good. 30:20.320 --> 30:22.240 They're off on everything. 30:23.000 --> 30:25.159 Drink up. We're celebrating my divorce. 30:25.240 --> 30:28.000 But why are they telling that guy to get inspired by me? 30:28.080 --> 30:30.159 The character's a complete ass. [scoffs] 30:30.240 --> 30:32.360 Well, maybe that's how the writers see you. 30:32.439 --> 30:35.040 Luis, they're ridiculing me, okay? 30:35.120 --> 30:36.840 What is our true nature? 30:36.919 --> 30:38.560 Is it how we come across, 30:38.639 --> 30:40.240 or the way we see ourselves? Hmm? 30:40.320 --> 30:42.399 [Raúl] Well, I see you as a limp dick 30:42.480 --> 30:46.120 who's about to pay alimony to your ex-wife while she's still living in your house. 30:46.199 --> 30:47.520 Esther didn't keep the house. 30:47.600 --> 30:49.240 -[Raúl] Then why are you here? -Well-- 30:54.320 --> 30:59.240 Gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to our future. [exhales] 30:59.320 --> 31:01.480 -What are you talking about? -[Luis] I'm not a limp dick! 31:01.560 --> 31:03.720 Luis, come, come, come here. 31:03.800 --> 31:07.120 Let's see. There it is. 31:07.199 --> 31:11.560 Welcome to our commune for male chauvinists, free of women. 31:12.240 --> 31:16.639 Four individual sustainable houses designed by me, of course. [chuckles] 31:16.720 --> 31:20.320 With an overflow pool here, padel court, barbecue. 31:20.399 --> 31:21.560 Where's that at? 31:21.639 --> 31:24.320 It doesn't exist yet, but it's a blueprint. 31:24.399 --> 31:25.959 Guys, we're getting old. 31:26.040 --> 31:28.000 We have to face reality. 31:28.080 --> 31:30.639 These days, relationships that combine sexual attraction 31:30.720 --> 31:32.199 and emotions are impossible. 31:32.280 --> 31:36.720 Luckily, the four of us are a completely viable family model. 31:37.679 --> 31:41.399 We buy a plot of land together. We each build our own houses. 31:41.480 --> 31:44.639 And we live together until our dying breath. 31:45.280 --> 31:46.280 I think it's a dope plan. 31:46.360 --> 31:47.639 -Yes! -[Pedro] Doesn't sound bad. 31:47.720 --> 31:48.879 Sure, I like it too, but… 31:48.959 --> 31:50.439 [scoffs] …I don't have money. 31:50.520 --> 31:52.719 Well, just scrounge it from wherever you can. 31:52.800 --> 31:54.320 Aren't your parents about to die? 31:54.399 --> 31:58.840 No, and back here on planet Earth, I have a house to take back. 31:59.719 --> 32:01.800 Don't worry. He'll come around. 32:01.879 --> 32:03.280 -[Pedro] Hey, hey, uh, Santi. -Yeah? 32:03.360 --> 32:05.679 I thought you were deconstructed. 32:06.560 --> 32:10.199 Deconstructed and disillusioned. It's compatible. 32:12.000 --> 32:14.280 -I really like the plan. -Huh. 32:14.360 --> 32:16.080 Kind of weird I didn't think of it myself. 32:16.159 --> 32:19.120 [Pedro chuckles] 32:23.159 --> 32:24.439 You didn't put cheese in it. 32:24.520 --> 32:26.199 [Esther] French omelets don't have cheese. 32:26.280 --> 32:27.520 Dad always adds cheese. 32:27.600 --> 32:30.600 But Dad's not home. Mom is. And Mom doesn't put cheese in them. 32:30.679 --> 32:32.800 -Hey, hey. What's up, family? -[Iris] Daddy! 32:32.879 --> 32:34.639 -Hello, sweetie. Mm! -[Ulises] Dad! 32:34.719 --> 32:36.480 -[Luis] Hey! -[Esther] What are you doing? 32:36.560 --> 32:40.959 Uh, just coming home after a hard day of apprehending criminals. 32:42.120 --> 32:43.439 [clears throat] 32:43.520 --> 32:45.679 What? Ow. 32:45.760 --> 32:49.760 -Wait. Wait. What's wrong? -You trying to confuse the kids? 32:49.840 --> 32:50.959 -Uh-- -We're separated! 32:51.040 --> 32:52.480 -[Luis] Then leave. -You already left. 32:52.560 --> 32:53.679 And I'm back now. 32:53.760 --> 32:55.840 [Iris] Daddy, will you make us an omelet with cheese? 32:55.919 --> 32:57.600 I'd be happy to, honey. 32:59.480 --> 33:00.719 [groans] 33:00.800 --> 33:02.840 -[panting] -Let's go to the bedroom, okay? 33:02.919 --> 33:06.000 -Yeah, more comfortable. Sure. [groans] -Come. 33:06.080 --> 33:08.080 -[both panting] -[doorbell buzzes] 33:10.719 --> 33:12.199 That son of a bitch moved back home. 33:12.280 --> 33:14.639 Esther, Esther, Esther, Esther! I'm on a date with napkin guy. 33:14.719 --> 33:16.719 Should've done your job better. Hello! 33:16.800 --> 33:17.800 [Juan Carlos] Hey. 33:21.959 --> 33:24.159 [sighs, clicks tongue] 33:24.240 --> 33:26.760 [classical music playing] tter. Hello!