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Kawawa naman.

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Two-shot day ngayon. Ayoko pag ganito.

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Anong two? Dalawa ang ituturok?

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Oo, pneumococcal at rotavirus.

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Pero pwede namang hatiin
at ikalat nang dalawang buwan.

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Nandito na tayo, dalawahin na, di ba?

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Kung pwedeng di dalawa sa isang araw…

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Mabilis lang naman.

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Pero mahihirapan siya.

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Sobrang sakit niyan.

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Hayaan mo siya. Di pa sila nanganganak.

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Eto na naman tayo
sa "di ka pa nanganganak."

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Pedro, mababa talaga
ang pain threshold ng lalaki. Okay lang.

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Ano ba'ng alam n'yo?

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Natamaan na ba kayo ng bola sa itlog?

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Parang 100 panganganak 'yon.

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Naranasan mo na bang ma-dilate
buong araw, para lang mahiwa?

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Kung magaling kayo sa pag-handle ng sakit,
bakit kayo nagmamakaawang mag-epidural?

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Okay lang. Naisip ko lang.

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Hindi, di okay.

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Papakitaan ko kayo ng pain threshold ko.

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May lighter kayo?

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Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

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Napaso ako. Buwisit!

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Dalawa na.

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ALPHA MALES

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Lucia, pwede ba tayong mag-usap?

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Grabe, ni ayaw niya 'kong tingnan.

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Raul, kinausap ko na siya.

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Handa siyang iatras 'yong kaso.

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Baka i-dismiss na din ng prosecutor 'yon.

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'Tang ina, ang gandang balita.
Salamat, p're.

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Pero ayaw ka na niyang makatrabaho.

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Aalis siya? Gagawan natin siya
ng letter of recommendation.

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Hindi.

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-Ibenta mo 'yong share mo.
-Ayoko nga.

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Bahala ka. Aalis kang
walang kaso at may pera…

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o lilitisin ka for sexual assault.

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Alternatibong paraan ang special adoption

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para sa parents
na nakakaunawa sa lakas ng pamilya.

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At walang waiting list?

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Mga bata ang naghihintay.

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May mga pamilyang naghihintay
ng walong taon para magkaanak.

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Ito ang checklist

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ng mga medical condition
ng mga batang ito.

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I-check n'yo 'yong sa tingin n'yo,
maaalagaan n'yo.

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Sakit sa puso, bahagya
o ganap na pagkabulag, pagkabingi,

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walang braso o binti,
cerebral palsy, achondroplasia…

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Hindi ako makakapagdesisyon diyan.
Bahala na ang Diyos.

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Hindi. Pinakamalala makukuha natin.

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Ang partner, napapalitan.

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Pero 'yong ama ng anak mo, hindi.

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Oo, pero 'yong pagpunta sa bahay
para makilala ang ex at anak ko…

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-Hinanap mo ako sa LinkedIn.
-Pinagkompara mo 'yon?

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-Eva, perfect ang cytology mo.
-Thank God.

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Mag-blood test ka
para ma-check ang follicle count mo.

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Ikaw naman, serology…

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at sperm analysis.

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Ngayon na?

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Nagpa-quote lang kami.

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Higit sa lahat,
nakadepende ang quote sa semilya mo.

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Mas pangit ang kalidad,
mas mahal ang procedure.

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Nasa cafeteria lang ako.

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Ang tagal mo, ha?

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Clinical kasi, alam mo 'yon?

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-'Yon nga ang point no'n.
-Oo.

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Alam kong walang romance o ano, pero

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parang di kita nakikita na maternal,
alam mo 'yon?

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Hindi nga 'ko maternal.

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-Ba't gusto mong magkaanak?
-Para sa experience.

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-Para sa experience?
-Oo. At ikaw?

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Malungkot ako.

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Mas okay ba 'yon? Mag-ampon ka ng aso.

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Ikaw na lang kaya?

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Uy, inom tayo.

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Para ipagdiwang ang unang
co-parenting crisis natin?

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Hindi, para masabi na
ang mga dapat masabi.

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Sorry, birthday ng tropa ko.

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Tamang-tama.

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-Sasama ka?
-May problema ba?

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Wala naman.

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49! Diyos ko!

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Halata sa mukha!

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Ha?

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-Ano'ng wish mo?
-Pag sinabi ko, di magkakatotoo.

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Kahit ilihim mo naman.
Wish ko dati, maging sirena. Tingnan mo.

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Ba't laging sa bahay ko
pinagdiriwang ang birthday n'yo?

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Pinakamalaki, e.

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May garden, pool, barbecue, at kasambahay.

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At maganda sa pictures.

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Ako na.

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-Happy birthday, Luis.
-Salamat, Marimar.

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'Yong Katolikong puta.

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-Mama!
-Tantanan mo 'ko. Mainit ang ulo ko.

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Uy, kumusta?

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-Kumusta?
-Uy!

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Si Eva, ina ng magiging anak ko.

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-Lintik, 'yong overqualified!
-Hala. Si ibuprofen guy.

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Magkakilala kayo?

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Nagkita na kami. Sa botika.

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Saan ka galing? Hinipan ko na ang kand–

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-Nagsalsal siya.
-Ha?

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Para sa semen test.

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Wag kang mag-alala,
pangit 'yong akin, pero tingnan mo.

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Sinusubukan nilang magkaanak
kahit hindi sila.

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Bago 'yon, co-parenting ang tawag. Di ba?

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-Mm-hmm.
-Oo.

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Pero dapat bunga ng kasal ang mga anak.
Biyaya sila ng Diyos, hindi kapritso.

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-Ano daw?
-Kuha tayo ng inumin. See you.

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Mag-aampon kami
ng batang may special needs.

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Wow.

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Oo, pinapasuso ng kasambahay ko
ang anak ko kasi wala akong gatas. Hmm?

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Patri, ikaw ang nag-alok, di ba?

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Oo. Gusto ko 'yon. Mahal ko si Gael.

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May kontrata siya, social security, lahat.

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Iniisip n'yo kung bakit
di siya naka-formula?

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Kasi processed na basura ang baby formula,
puno ng sugars at kaduda-dudang oils.

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Gusto ko 'yong best para sa anak ko.

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Binash nila 'ko.

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Sabi mo, masama ang mga inang
di nagpapasuso?

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Di 'yon ang sabi ko.
Sabi ko… Di bale na nga.

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Iisa lang 'yong company
ng baby formula at eco-diaper.

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Oo, tumawag na sila.
Iba na lang pag-usapan natin, pwede?

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Kumusta si playboy? Kontrolado mo na ba?

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Wala 'kong paki.

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Chineck ko ang phone niya.
May nanay akong pinagbantaan.

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Hello? Cynthia? Di ako gano'n.

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Pinoprotektahan mo 'yong iyo.

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Pa'no kung inosente siya
at nasa isip ko lang 'yon?

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-Isip mo pala.
-Excuse me?

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Totoo 'yong alpha-male camp.
Pati 'yong teatro.

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Pinanood ko pa 'yon, shit.
Paranoid ako dahil sa 'yo.

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Bakit siya nasa Tinder?

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Dahil naiinip siya.

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Pero dahil ako ang standard,
wala siyang mapili.

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Para kang 'yong mga babae noon
na pinagtatanggol ang asawa.

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Kahihiyan ka sa feminism.

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-At toxic kang kapatid.
-Bahala ka na nga.

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Wag mong lasunin ang utak ko, okay?

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Babalik kang luhaan, sigurado.

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Parang adoption outlet.

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-Di kayo naaawa sa mga bata?
-Mas kawawa pag napunta sila kay Raul.

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Pero ikaw ang pipili ng depekto.

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'Yong bulag. Di siya magbi-video games
o manonood ng porn maghapon.

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-Di ako ganoon kabuting tao.
-Tama.

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Ikaw ang asawa niya,
sure na 'kamong pupunta siya sa langit.

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Di na kailangang mag-ampon ni Marimar.

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'Yong babae sa love shack!
Gusto pa niya?

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Second date, Pedrito!

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Manahimik ka nga.

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-Ano naman? Di naman kayo.
-Oo, pero weird. Parang ang dumi ko.

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Hello? Luis?

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-Hello?
-Ha?

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Obsessed ka kay Marimar.

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Ano? Hindi, 'no.

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Tinitiyak ko lang
na di mahuhulog sa pool si Iris.

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Iris!

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Bagay kayo, ha?

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Raul, happily married ako. Ikaw din dapat.

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Pinakasalan mo si Marimar
dahil isa siyang masunuring Luz.

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Ano? Magkaiba sila.

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Magkatulad kaya.

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Palpak 'yong marriage n'yo,
wag mo nang sayangin ang oras niya.

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Alam ko. Kaniya na siya.

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Wag ganiyan!

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Bait kong kaibigan, di ba?
Ireregalo ko sa 'yo ang misis ko.

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Wala kayong regalo sa 'kin, 'no?

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-Ibibigay na ba natin?
-Ang alin?

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Uy! Teka, may pababa!

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-Last na.
-'Yan na 'yon.

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Ayan. Dahan-dahan. Ganiyan.

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Saan tayo pupunta?

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-Papatayin ko kayo!
-Bakit?

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Wala 'yon.

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-Matatalisod ka.
-Ayan.

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-Ingat!
-Shh! Ang ingay.

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Ta-da!

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Pa, natupad ang wish mo.

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Sakay na. I-start mo.

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Motor!

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Motor!

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Motor! 'Yong motor ko!

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-Gusto n'yo 'kong mabiyuda?
-Kaya ni Luisito 'yan.

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-Hoy!
-Ingat!

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Excited kasi.

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Ayaw mag-start.

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-Wow.
-Whoa.

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Huy!

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-Ay!
-Huy!

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Okay lang. Pulis ako. Sorry.

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'Yong parrot.

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Biglang nagpaulit-ulit,
"Mahal kita! Mag-divorce na kayo!"

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Sabi ko, "Ano daw?"

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Do'n ko nahuli ang gago.

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Ah… Elvira, di makakatestigo ang parrot.

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Isa pa, di krimen ang pagtataksil.

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Dapat krimen 'yon.
Ano'ng magagawa ko sa edad ko?

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Magpaka-tibo ka, darling.

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Ah…

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Tutok tayo sa assets niya.
Do'n siya maaapektuhan. Mm?

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-Babalitaan kita.
-Puta siya.

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Na naman?

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May mga duda ako
sa open relationship na 'to.

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Parang dapat may rules o limits.
Pa'no 'yong sa inyo no'ng gunggong?

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Di pwedeng kakilala namin.

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Bawal sa kama namin…

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Ewan ko, common sense.

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Okay, maganda 'yan, common sense.

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Pero kung di ka sure…

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Kasi nagsasabihan naman kayo
pagkatapos, di ba?

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Parang anxious ka dito.

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Gusto kong malaman lahat.

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From "akin ka lang"
to "gusto kong malaman lahat."

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Magpapakasasa 'yan sa babae. Unli 'yan.

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Lalabas daw siya mamaya.
Ako, wala man lang prospects.

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Kasi hawak niya 'ko maghapon.

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Cage nga, di ba?

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Mula no'ng maging kami,
isang manyak pa lang ang lumandi sa 'kin.

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Kawawa ka naman.
Hirap kang makipag-hook up.

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-Labas tayo mamaya?
-Isusulat ko pa ang short film ko.

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Basta, lalabas ako.

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Alam mo kung anong birthday gift
ng mga inutil kay Luis?

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-Ano?
-Motorsiklo.

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Para kay Luis?

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In love siya do'n sa puta
at sa motor niya.

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Ano siya sa tingin niya, 49 o 15?

00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:58.680 align:center
Naku. No'ng 15 ako,
crush na crush ko 'yong Latin teacher ko.

00:10:58.760 --> 00:11:00.839 align:center
Wala man lang akong high school crush.

00:11:00.920 --> 00:11:03.680 align:center
-Lahat kaya tayo, meron.
-Ako, wala.

00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:08.040 align:center
Ay, oo! Meron! si Pablo Llorente Castillo.

00:11:08.120 --> 00:11:09.000 align:center
I-search mo.

00:11:09.079 --> 00:11:10.800 align:center
Ayoko. Di nga 'ko tiningnan no'n.

00:11:10.880 --> 00:11:15.920 align:center
Buweno, nagkabanggaan kami minsan
sa hallway, at nahulog ang folder ko.

00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:18.280 align:center
Nagdikit ang mga kamay namin
no'ng nagpupulot kami.

00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:21.480 align:center
Tapos sabi niya, "Sorry, Elena."
Sagot ko, "Esther."

00:11:21.560 --> 00:11:24.560 align:center
Sabi niya, "Oo nga pala."
Tapos umalis na siya.

00:11:25.199 --> 00:11:27.040 align:center
Ito si Pablo Llorente Castillo?

00:11:48.520 --> 00:11:49.480 align:center
Sa'n ka pupunta?

00:11:49.560 --> 00:11:52.880 align:center
Gusto ko ring makita
'yong isa pang tahanan ng anak ko.

00:11:55.680 --> 00:11:57.680 align:center
Binasa mo talaga lahat 'to?

00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:01.560 align:center
Bihira akong matulog. At wala akong TV.

00:12:03.160 --> 00:12:05.640 align:center
Sinamantala ko 'yong Black Friday.

00:12:05.719 --> 00:12:07.760 align:center
Gusto kong magplano nang maaga. Okay na?

00:12:08.719 --> 00:12:10.760 align:center
Hindi din.

00:12:10.839 --> 00:12:15.480 align:center
Nag-aalala ako kasi 'yong ina
ng magiging anak ko, nakipag-sex kay Raul.

00:12:15.560 --> 00:12:20.240 align:center
Alam mo? Nag-aalala akong 'yong tatay
ng anak ko, nangingialam sa sex life ko.

00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:21.600 align:center
Anong nakita mo do'n?

00:12:21.680 --> 00:12:23.920 align:center
Once lang 'yon.
Kaibigan mo siya. Mas malala ka.

00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:26.160 align:center
Ang totoo, mahal na mahal ko siya.

00:12:26.240 --> 00:12:30.240 align:center
Pero pag naiisip kong stepfather siya,
nag-iinit ang dugo ko.

00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:33.880 align:center
Santi, biological act lang ang sex.

00:12:33.959 --> 00:12:36.000 align:center
May kombinasyon ng neurotransmitters

00:12:36.079 --> 00:12:40.199 align:center
na nagdudulot ng pangangailangan sa
hypothalamus na gusto ko i-satisfy minsan.

00:12:40.280 --> 00:12:41.520 align:center
Kasama si Raul?

00:12:41.599 --> 00:12:43.839 align:center
Binabaan ko ang standards ko.

00:12:47.599 --> 00:12:48.560 align:center
Ano 'yon?

00:12:49.160 --> 00:12:50.520 align:center
'Yong hypothalamus.

00:12:50.599 --> 00:12:51.599 align:center
'Yong… Ha?

00:12:53.560 --> 00:12:54.719 align:center
Cheers!

00:12:56.079 --> 00:12:58.199 align:center
Sana meron ako ng lakas ng loob n'yo.

00:12:58.280 --> 00:13:01.440 align:center
Sales associate ako dati,
ganiyan din ako no'n.

00:13:01.520 --> 00:13:05.199 align:center
Pero six months lang sa bahay na 'yon,
limot mo nang di iyo 'yon.

00:13:05.280 --> 00:13:06.959 align:center
-Makakalimot ka.
-Wag mong masamain.

00:13:07.040 --> 00:13:08.959 align:center
Kami ang tunay na feminists.

00:13:09.040 --> 00:13:12.000 align:center
Minamanipula namin sila
para pagsilbihan kami.

00:13:12.079 --> 00:13:13.599 align:center
-Parang negosyante.
-Tama.

00:13:13.680 --> 00:13:17.000 align:center
Sino'ng gustong ma-high?
May coke ako, molly…

00:13:33.959 --> 00:13:36.320 align:center
Rafa, negosyo ang gusto kong pag-usapan.

00:13:36.400 --> 00:13:38.560 align:center
Na-excite ako sa tawag mo.

00:13:38.640 --> 00:13:41.160 align:center
Seryoso ka sa pagbubukas ng restaurant?

00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:45.079 align:center
Oo. May pera na 'ko.
Pinerahan ko ang misis ko sa divorce.

00:13:46.880 --> 00:13:51.320 align:center
Masuwerte ka dahil ibebenta ko na
ang share ko sa Do Me a Flavor.

00:13:52.680 --> 00:13:54.560 align:center
Kailangan ko ng bagong stimuli.

00:13:55.120 --> 00:13:56.079 align:center
Ayos 'yan.

00:13:56.160 --> 00:13:57.199 align:center
Work stimuli.

00:13:57.280 --> 00:13:58.920 align:center
Sige, tara na.

00:13:59.640 --> 00:14:03.839 align:center
Basta kung magiging partners tayo,
gusto ko, 'yong relasyon natin,

00:14:03.920 --> 00:14:04.920 align:center
patas.

00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:06.480 align:center
Pa'nong "patas"?

00:14:07.719 --> 00:14:09.199 align:center
Rafa, di kita tsutsupain.

00:14:09.280 --> 00:14:11.480 align:center
Ano'ng gagawin mo para sa 'kin?

00:14:13.680 --> 00:14:15.560 align:center
Ba't ka ba kasi pumunta dito?

00:14:15.640 --> 00:14:17.320 align:center
At bakit mo 'ko hinalikan?

00:14:17.400 --> 00:14:19.120 align:center
Okay, kalma lang. Ayos lang.

00:14:19.199 --> 00:14:21.560 align:center
Dapat di natin magustuhan ang isa't isa.

00:14:25.079 --> 00:14:26.079 align:center
Sino 'yan?

00:14:26.160 --> 00:14:29.000 align:center
Wala, kaibigan ko. Si Lola.

00:14:29.079 --> 00:14:31.959 align:center
Hi, Santi. Na-miss kita.

00:14:32.040 --> 00:14:34.959 align:center
Di ako pwede ngayon. Okay, Lola? Busy ako.

00:14:35.040 --> 00:14:37.959 align:center
Narinig kong nagse-sex kayo.
Nagseselos ako.

00:14:38.040 --> 00:14:39.000 align:center
Naririnig mo rin ako?

00:14:39.079 --> 00:14:41.640 align:center
Habang nakikilala kita,
lalo kitang nagugustuhan.

00:14:41.719 --> 00:14:44.800 align:center
Buweno… Mag-usap tayo mamaya. Bye.

00:14:51.719 --> 00:14:55.319 align:center
Ginawan ako ni Alex ng virtual girlfriend,
makikipaghiwalay na ako sa kanya.

00:14:55.400 --> 00:14:57.599 align:center
Ika-cancel ko na 'yong subscription.

00:14:57.680 --> 00:14:59.640 align:center
Akala ko,
wala tayong itatago sa isa't isa.

00:14:59.719 --> 00:15:02.199 align:center
Na makakaapekto sa pagiging magulang.

00:15:02.280 --> 00:15:06.360 align:center
Gaya ng pagkakaroon
ng emotional bond sa algorithm.

00:15:06.439 --> 00:15:09.240 align:center
Lahat tayo, mabubuhay kasama ng AI.

00:15:09.319 --> 00:15:11.680 align:center
Alam mo namang di totoo si Lola, di ba?

00:15:13.040 --> 00:15:14.160 align:center
Oo naman.

00:15:14.240 --> 00:15:15.959 align:center
Sige na, umuwi ka na.

00:15:16.040 --> 00:15:18.839 align:center
Talaga. Di ako magsi-stay dito
para yakapin ka.

00:15:23.479 --> 00:15:24.959 align:center
Jimena, umayos ka nga.

00:15:26.640 --> 00:15:28.160 align:center
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

00:15:29.439 --> 00:15:31.800 align:center
Sawa na ako sa asawa ko.
Kailangan ko ng adventure.

00:15:31.880 --> 00:15:34.560 align:center
Isa pa, parang di naman pangangaliwa
pag sa babae, di ba?

00:15:34.640 --> 00:15:38.160 align:center
Jimena, kung di ka masaya,
tutulungan kitang ma-divorce.

00:15:38.240 --> 00:15:42.479 align:center
Hindi. In eight years, 18 na ang mga bata,
walang maiiwan sa 'kin.

00:15:42.560 --> 00:15:47.160 align:center
Nakakuha ako ng sustento mula sa ama
ng batang kaka-35 lang.

00:15:49.880 --> 00:15:51.160 align:center
Paanong support?

00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:00.240 align:center
Hello.

00:16:03.359 --> 00:16:04.560 align:center
Naka-score ako.

00:16:06.160 --> 00:16:09.719 align:center
Ariadna, 30 years old, yoga teacher.

00:16:09.800 --> 00:16:11.640 align:center
Paz, bawal nga sa kama natin.

00:16:11.719 --> 00:16:14.280 align:center
Wag kang mag-alala. Sa guest room.

00:16:14.359 --> 00:16:16.439 align:center
Pero wala pa kaming ginagawa.

00:16:16.520 --> 00:16:19.280 align:center
Ang weird nga.
Sure kang pwede kaming mag-sex?

00:16:20.079 --> 00:16:22.240 align:center
Open relationship 'to.
Gawin mo ang gusto mo.

00:16:22.319 --> 00:16:24.920 align:center
Okay. Kumusta naman 'yong iyo?

00:16:28.400 --> 00:16:30.199 align:center
Nag-hotel kami no'ng lalaki.

00:16:30.920 --> 00:16:34.079 align:center
Aba, aba. Malandi ka,
miss mo na ang titi, ha?

00:16:34.160 --> 00:16:35.000 align:center
Sobra.

00:16:37.839 --> 00:16:39.000 align:center
Enjoy.

00:16:39.079 --> 00:16:40.880 align:center
Uy, magkuwento ka pa.

00:16:42.199 --> 00:16:43.199 align:center
Luz?

00:16:49.079 --> 00:16:52.680 align:center
Parang na-misunderstand n'yo
'yong last Story ko.

00:16:52.760 --> 00:16:56.719 align:center
Di ko sinabing kayong
di nagpapasuso ay masasamang ina.

00:16:56.800 --> 00:17:00.880 align:center
Kabaligtaran nga, empowered mothers kayo.

00:17:00.959 --> 00:17:05.639 align:center
Nagtatrabaho kayo, nagpapatuloy sa buhay,
at tatay ang nagpapainom ng gatas.

00:17:05.720 --> 00:17:06.919 align:center
Puwes, maganda 'yon.

00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:12.640 align:center
Isa pa, di naman masama ang formula milk.
Wala pang namamatay sa pag-inom no'n.

00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:14.200 align:center
Okay? Mabuti.

00:17:14.800 --> 00:17:16.960 align:center
Gusto mong maglakad sa park
kasama ang baby?

00:17:17.040 --> 00:17:18.560 align:center
Siyempre, nanay niya 'ko.

00:17:21.760 --> 00:17:24.040 align:center
Upo ka, Pedro Aguilar.

00:17:24.119 --> 00:17:26.200 align:center
Anong meron?

00:17:31.280 --> 00:17:35.919 align:center
Gusto kong magpasalamat kasi…

00:17:37.040 --> 00:17:41.320 align:center
Napakabuti mong ama,
at di ko in-expect 'yon. Nakakagulat.

00:17:41.399 --> 00:17:43.280 align:center
Ganoon kababa ang expectations mo?

00:17:43.360 --> 00:17:46.560 align:center
Nakipag-reproduce ako
sa Moises ng Sexist Pigs, e.

00:17:48.159 --> 00:17:52.399 align:center
Salamat. Buti naiba ang image ko sa 'yo.

00:17:58.800 --> 00:17:59.640 align:center
Nakakatuwa.

00:18:00.520 --> 00:18:03.680 align:center
Puwes, may gusto rin akong sabihin sa 'yo.

00:18:03.760 --> 00:18:04.840 align:center
Okay.

00:18:05.960 --> 00:18:10.360 align:center
Nakikipagkita ako sa iba. Sa ibang babae.

00:18:11.000 --> 00:18:13.720 align:center
May Tinder account ako.
Si Raul ang gumawa.

00:18:15.000 --> 00:18:17.800 align:center
At, buweno… 'Yon lang.

00:18:19.080 --> 00:18:21.159 align:center
Ah. Ayos 'yan.

00:18:22.800 --> 00:18:24.520 align:center
Sinabi ko sa 'yo dahil kay Gael.

00:18:24.600 --> 00:18:27.520 align:center
Mamaya, may date uli kami
ng babaeng nakilala ko.

00:18:29.399 --> 00:18:35.280 align:center
-Ah, magkikita kayo uli? Gusto mo na siya?
-Getting to know each other pa lang.

00:18:41.320 --> 00:18:42.480 align:center
-Okay ka lang?
-Hmm?

00:18:43.080 --> 00:18:44.360 align:center
Oo naman.

00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:49.960 align:center
Di ko lang in-expect,
pero… masayang-masaya ako para sa 'yo.

00:18:50.040 --> 00:18:51.320 align:center
Totoo.

00:18:51.399 --> 00:18:54.200 align:center
Wag mo akong pansinin. Hormones lang 'to.

00:18:56.760 --> 00:19:00.440 align:center
Kukunin ko din ang chalet sa Baqueira.
Pati 'yong Aston Martin.

00:19:00.520 --> 00:19:03.679 align:center
Sige. Siyempre,
sa 'yo ang custody ng kambal.

00:19:03.760 --> 00:19:06.320 align:center
Anong custody? Akala ko, magaling ka dito.

00:19:06.399 --> 00:19:07.800 align:center
Pag nanalo tayo.

00:19:08.919 --> 00:19:10.480 align:center
Kasama do'n ang mga bata?

00:19:11.280 --> 00:19:12.800 align:center
Madalas, oo.

00:19:12.880 --> 00:19:16.040 align:center
Ah. Basta mag-focus ka
sa bahay sa Baqueira.

00:19:16.960 --> 00:19:18.480 align:center
Luz, paasikaso ng divorce ko.

00:19:18.560 --> 00:19:20.440 align:center
Ay… Sandali lang.

00:19:20.520 --> 00:19:23.600 align:center
Okay lang. Aalis na 'ko.
May Thermage session pa 'ko.

00:19:24.640 --> 00:19:25.880 align:center
Love you.

00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:28.200 align:center
-Balitaan mo ako.
-Sige…

00:19:28.800 --> 00:19:29.919 align:center
'Yong Aston Martin.

00:19:33.760 --> 00:19:35.360 align:center
Divorce? Di ba okay kayo?

00:19:35.440 --> 00:19:37.919 align:center
Buweno… Ang totoo, hindi.

00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:38.880 align:center
E, kayo?

00:19:40.280 --> 00:19:41.159 align:center
Kayo din.

00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:42.360 align:center
Okay lang.

00:19:42.440 --> 00:19:44.919 align:center
Nag… Nag-open relationship na kami.

00:19:45.000 --> 00:19:47.320 align:center
Yes, magandang balita 'yan.

00:19:47.399 --> 00:19:51.360 align:center
Hindi, may isang kondisyon.
Kahit sino pwede, maliban sa 'yo.

00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:54.720 align:center
-Siyempre. Karibal ako sa kanya.
-Hindi, naiinis siya.

00:19:56.000 --> 00:19:57.360 align:center
Pwedeng i-skip 'yon, di ba?

00:19:57.440 --> 00:20:00.720 align:center
Di ko aasikasuhin ang divorce mo.
Pero may mairerekomenda ako.

00:20:00.800 --> 00:20:03.440 align:center
-Tandaan mo, kasal kayo sa simbahan.
-So?

00:20:03.520 --> 00:20:05.200 align:center
Walang divorce ang Simbahan.

00:20:05.280 --> 00:20:07.600 align:center
Ang pwede lang, annulment. May bayad.

00:20:08.840 --> 00:20:09.840 align:center
Shit.

00:20:09.919 --> 00:20:11.720 align:center
May bayad din ang Diyos.

00:20:38.159 --> 00:20:39.320 align:center
-Uy!
-Ah…

00:20:39.399 --> 00:20:42.840 align:center
-Marimar!
-Mr. Biker! Kumusta?

00:20:42.919 --> 00:20:45.280 align:center
Parang gamay na gamay ko na.

00:20:45.360 --> 00:20:48.960 align:center
Sayang, kulang ka ng helmet,
nagpahatid sana 'ko sa 'yo.

00:20:51.200 --> 00:20:52.440 align:center
Oo… ano…

00:20:53.360 --> 00:20:54.919 align:center
-Gamitin mo 'to.
-Pa'no ka?

00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:58.360 align:center
Wag kang mag-alala, mag-iingat ako.
Malapit lang naman.

00:20:59.200 --> 00:21:00.200 align:center
Sigurado ka?

00:21:00.280 --> 00:21:04.320 align:center
Marami na 'kong ginamot na head injuries
dahil sa mga di naghehelmet.

00:21:04.399 --> 00:21:08.200 align:center
Marimar, pulis ako.
Alam ko kung paano sumuri ng panganib.

00:21:08.280 --> 00:21:09.280 align:center
Okay.

00:21:11.760 --> 00:21:12.720 align:center
Oops.

00:21:13.200 --> 00:21:14.800 align:center
-Di ba medyo malaki?
-Ha?

00:21:14.880 --> 00:21:15.840 align:center
-Ang laki.
-Ay.

00:21:15.919 --> 00:21:18.320 align:center
Teka, ayusin ko lang ang…

00:21:23.280 --> 00:21:24.120 align:center
Mas okay?

00:21:24.800 --> 00:21:25.640 align:center
Oo.

00:21:26.159 --> 00:21:28.159 align:center
Sige, sakay na.

00:21:35.080 --> 00:21:36.320 align:center
Dahan-dahan lang, ha?

00:21:36.399 --> 00:21:37.520 align:center
Ah, sige.

00:21:40.080 --> 00:21:41.280 align:center
Walang magmamadali.

00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:55.399 align:center
-Ayos ka lang?
-Ayos na ayos.

00:22:00.080 --> 00:22:04.200 align:center
Uy, guys, sina Eva at Santi.

00:22:04.280 --> 00:22:05.880 align:center
-Hi.
-Ang pinakabagong team.

00:22:05.960 --> 00:22:06.800 align:center
Kumusta?

00:22:06.880 --> 00:22:08.320 align:center
Blood sausage o chorizo?

00:22:08.399 --> 00:22:10.320 align:center
-Ah… blood sausage.
-Ah… chorizo.

00:22:11.840 --> 00:22:13.080 align:center
-Shit!
-Mainit.

00:22:13.159 --> 00:22:14.280 align:center
Buwisit. Sorry.

00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:18.360 align:center
Ang gandang plano nito.
Barbecue with co-parents?

00:22:18.439 --> 00:22:20.840 align:center
Oo, nagkikita kami buwan-buwan.

00:22:20.919 --> 00:22:23.159 align:center
Mahalagang may support network.

00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:26.800 align:center
Para sa marami, nakakagulat
ang bagong family models na 'to.

00:22:27.679 --> 00:22:30.960 align:center
-Enjoy kayo.
-Okay. Sige.

00:22:31.919 --> 00:22:35.560 align:center
Ikaw na'ng makipag-usap.
Di ako magaling makihalubilo.

00:22:36.360 --> 00:22:37.800 align:center
Tingnan mo sila.

00:22:39.320 --> 00:22:41.360 align:center
-Uy! Kumusta, co-parents?
-Hello!

00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:43.480 align:center
Kabado, tingnan n'yo.

00:22:44.080 --> 00:22:46.520 align:center
Thirty-seven weeks na kami.

00:22:47.120 --> 00:22:48.480 align:center
Kayong dalawa ang ama?

00:22:48.560 --> 00:22:52.080 align:center
Kami talaga, at gusto naming
magka-baby na meron ding ina.

00:22:52.159 --> 00:22:54.880 align:center
Oo, kasi objectification ang surrogacy.

00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:58.040 align:center
Gusto kong may ama ang anak ko…
dalawa ang nakuha ko.

00:22:59.040 --> 00:22:59.880 align:center
Oo nga.

00:22:59.960 --> 00:23:02.439 align:center
Gusto ko rin ng gay dad, pero ubos na.

00:23:02.520 --> 00:23:05.240 align:center
-E, kayo?
-Getting to know each other.

00:23:05.320 --> 00:23:07.600 align:center
Eto, pinapalalim ang relasyon namin.

00:23:12.840 --> 00:23:13.720 align:center
Nag-sex kayo?

00:23:13.800 --> 00:23:16.280 align:center
-Hindi, ibig kong sabihin… Hindi.
-Hindi.

00:23:16.360 --> 00:23:19.320 align:center
Hindi, kasi… Ang akin lang,
dapat mag-ingat kayo.

00:23:19.399 --> 00:23:22.040 align:center
Tingnan n'yo si Sara. Wag kayong pahalata.

00:23:22.120 --> 00:23:24.880 align:center
'Yong nakabulaklakin na bestida.

00:23:25.960 --> 00:23:27.600 align:center
Single mother na siya.

00:23:27.679 --> 00:23:29.960 align:center
Nag-sex sila ni Cesar
bago isilang si Aitana.

00:23:30.040 --> 00:23:32.840 align:center
-Divorced na sila.
-Two years old pa lang ang bata.

00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:34.919 align:center
Kawawa naman.

00:23:35.439 --> 00:23:38.200 align:center
Alam naming dapat hiwalay
ang pagsasama sa pagiging magulang.

00:23:38.280 --> 00:23:39.720 align:center
Mali 'yon.

00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:46.720 align:center
Iniwan ako ng asawa ko.

00:23:46.800 --> 00:23:48.880 align:center
Na-depress ako, nawalan ng trabaho.

00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:51.480 align:center
Kinuha ng bangko ang apartment ko.
Pero okay na ako.

00:23:51.560 --> 00:23:53.439 align:center
Di na 'ko umiinom ng gamot.

00:23:53.960 --> 00:23:56.439 align:center
Okay, Pablo. Masayang makausap ka.

00:23:56.520 --> 00:23:58.080 align:center
Na-excite ako sa chat mo.

00:23:58.159 --> 00:24:00.280 align:center
Ang saya natin noong high school.

00:24:00.360 --> 00:24:02.240 align:center
Astig ako noong high school.

00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:06.520 align:center
Oo nga, astig ka no'n.
Pero nagbabago talaga ang tao.

00:24:12.040 --> 00:24:15.560 align:center
May partner ka? Kung gusto mo,
pwede tayong magsine minsan.

00:24:15.640 --> 00:24:17.080 align:center
Ano'ng gusto mong gawin?

00:24:17.159 --> 00:24:19.080 align:center
Doon lang sa rotonda.

00:24:23.080 --> 00:24:24.240 align:center
Naku po.

00:24:24.320 --> 00:24:25.760 align:center
Wag kang mag-alala.

00:24:34.360 --> 00:24:35.800 align:center
Good afternoon, partner.

00:24:37.840 --> 00:24:39.480 align:center
Ang helmet mo, partner?

00:24:39.560 --> 00:24:41.520 align:center
May emergency lang at,

00:24:41.600 --> 00:24:44.600 align:center
sa tapat lang siya nakatira, alam mo na…

00:24:46.120 --> 00:24:47.000 align:center
Papeles mo.

00:24:47.080 --> 00:24:49.040 align:center
Rocio naman, tantanan mo 'ko.

00:24:49.120 --> 00:24:51.560 align:center
Titiketan mo talaga 'ko, partner?

00:24:51.640 --> 00:24:53.880 align:center
200 euros at four points, partner.

00:24:54.480 --> 00:24:57.640 align:center
Lakad na lang ako.
Nandiyan na din ang bahay ko.

00:24:57.720 --> 00:25:00.040 align:center
Hindi, hawakan mo 'to. Ihahatid kita.

00:25:00.120 --> 00:25:02.040 align:center
-Bawal pag walang helmet.
-Rocio…

00:25:02.120 --> 00:25:03.760 align:center
Wag mo hintaying i-impound ko 'yan.

00:25:03.840 --> 00:25:06.720 align:center
Itutulak ko na lang, okay?
Pwede naman 'yon.

00:25:07.320 --> 00:25:09.520 align:center
Okay lang talaga, Luis…

00:25:09.600 --> 00:25:12.720 align:center
Hindi. Ihahatid kita sa pintuan,
lintik 'yan.

00:25:12.800 --> 00:25:14.000 align:center
Sige na…

00:25:19.840 --> 00:25:21.679 align:center
Di ka pipirma sa ticket?

00:25:33.919 --> 00:25:36.199 align:center
Nagpa-padel daw… Padel mo mukha mo.

00:25:38.800 --> 00:25:40.640 align:center
Agad-agad? Ang bilis, ha.

00:25:40.720 --> 00:25:42.560 align:center
Umamin si Pedro na may iba–

00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:45.840 align:center
Hindi. Sabihin mo muna,
"Tama ang toxic kong kapatid."

00:25:45.919 --> 00:25:47.080 align:center
Cynthia–

00:25:49.760 --> 00:25:51.280 align:center
Gaga talaga.

00:25:54.679 --> 00:25:55.679 align:center
Hello?

00:25:56.199 --> 00:25:58.120 align:center
Tama ang toxic kong kapatid.

00:25:58.199 --> 00:25:59.040 align:center
Lagi naman.

00:25:59.919 --> 00:26:03.120 align:center
Nasa front door ako ng babae,
nakita kong pumasok si Pedro.

00:26:03.199 --> 00:26:06.360 align:center
Maaga silang magkikita?
Parang seryoso na 'yan.

00:26:06.439 --> 00:26:09.280 align:center
Kukunan ko ang mailbox,
hahanapin ko siya sa IG.

00:26:09.360 --> 00:26:12.280 align:center
Okay. At pag nakuha mo na
ang info, ano'ng plano?

00:26:12.360 --> 00:26:13.919 align:center
Ewan, papatayin siya?

00:26:14.679 --> 00:26:16.360 align:center
Hello, kumusta? Oo.

00:26:19.840 --> 00:26:22.280 align:center
Kung makikipagbalikan ka kay Pedro,
ito na ang oras.

00:26:22.360 --> 00:26:24.000 align:center
Ayokong makipagbalikan.

00:26:24.080 --> 00:26:25.320 align:center
Ano ba'ng gusto mo?

00:26:25.399 --> 00:26:26.560 align:center
Nakakainis.

00:26:40.679 --> 00:26:42.560 align:center
Umiyak talaga siya?

00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:45.640 align:center
Oo, naging emosyonal siya.
Naapektuhan siya, pare.

00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:47.280 align:center
Gusto niya makipagbalikan?

00:26:47.360 --> 00:26:49.960 align:center
Wala siyang sinabi. Nalilito yata siya.

00:26:50.040 --> 00:26:52.199 align:center
Magpakasasa ka habang lito siya.

00:26:52.280 --> 00:26:54.360 align:center
At pag divorced na 'ko, ako din.

00:26:54.439 --> 00:26:55.480 align:center
Shit.

00:27:21.120 --> 00:27:21.960 align:center
Hello!

00:27:22.040 --> 00:27:25.000 align:center
Pwede ko bang mahiram saglit ang asawa ko?

00:27:26.679 --> 00:27:28.159 align:center
Babalik ako.

00:27:34.679 --> 00:27:36.720 align:center
Wala ba siyang bahay o ano?

00:27:36.800 --> 00:27:38.480 align:center
Nakikipag-divorce si Jimena kay Iker.

00:27:38.560 --> 00:27:40.000 align:center
Alam ko.

00:27:40.080 --> 00:27:41.159 align:center
Yon ang sabi niya.

00:27:41.240 --> 00:27:44.360 align:center
Nagparty kayo ng misis niya,
kung ano-anong nilagay mo sa utak niya.

00:27:44.439 --> 00:27:45.480 align:center
Ako?

00:27:46.199 --> 00:27:49.439 align:center
Siya ang humalik sa 'kin
dahil walang kuwenta ang mister niya.

00:27:49.520 --> 00:27:52.439 align:center
Malapit na sanang ma-close
ang four-milion euro deal namin

00:27:52.520 --> 00:27:54.600 align:center
Mas malaki ang makukuha ni Jimena.

00:27:54.679 --> 00:27:55.840 align:center
Nagbibiro ka ba?

00:27:55.919 --> 00:27:59.760 align:center
Ikaw ang nagsabing pakuhain ko sila
ng divorce para maaliw ako.

00:27:59.840 --> 00:28:01.080 align:center
Nagbibiro ako no'n.

00:28:01.159 --> 00:28:02.159 align:center
Linawin mo kasi!

00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:04.760 align:center
Akala ko, nakipag-sex ka sa lalaki.

00:28:04.840 --> 00:28:07.280 align:center
-Ba't ka nagsinungaling?
-Kasi…

00:28:07.360 --> 00:28:09.280 align:center
-Ano?
-Kasi mapilit ka.

00:28:09.360 --> 00:28:11.679 align:center
"Ikuwento mo." "Pahinging detalye."

00:28:11.760 --> 00:28:13.600 align:center
Ano'ng nangyari sa 'yo?

00:28:14.199 --> 00:28:16.720 align:center
Ayos. Nag-asawa ako ng bata.

00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:19.000 align:center
Pambihira.

00:28:28.760 --> 00:28:30.360 align:center
-Dito na lang.
-Dito?

00:28:38.360 --> 00:28:42.000 align:center
Aayain sana kita sa loob,
pero nakapunta ka na do'n, e.

00:28:42.760 --> 00:28:44.280 align:center
Di ko nakita ang taas.

00:28:51.679 --> 00:28:54.480 align:center
Parang sumosobra na 'to, 'no?

00:28:55.240 --> 00:28:58.919 align:center
Dapat dalawang beses kang
makipag-sex bago mo sila iwan.

00:29:05.919 --> 00:29:07.000 align:center
Kawawa naman.

00:29:07.080 --> 00:29:10.280 align:center
Pinahiram niya 'ko ng helmet.
Salbahe 'yong katrabaho, pinagmulta siya.

00:29:10.360 --> 00:29:11.679 align:center
Merong taong ayaw kay Luis?

00:29:11.760 --> 00:29:14.280 align:center
Nag-aalala ako sa kanya.
May pinagdadaanan siya.

00:29:14.360 --> 00:29:15.760 align:center
Si Luis?

00:29:15.840 --> 00:29:19.120 align:center
Malapit na silang maghiwalay.
Naaawa ako sa kanya.

00:29:19.199 --> 00:29:22.240 align:center
-Ha? Gusto niyang makipag-divorce?
-Si Esther.

00:29:22.320 --> 00:29:24.879 align:center
Si Luis, hindi. Relihiyoso 'yon, e.

00:29:24.959 --> 00:29:27.840 align:center
Mas mabuting babae ang dapat sa kanya.

00:29:27.919 --> 00:29:29.480 align:center
Mabait naman si Esther.

00:29:29.560 --> 00:29:30.720 align:center
Di mo siya kilala.

00:29:30.800 --> 00:29:33.040 align:center
Dati, may kalaguyo siyang
personal trainer.

00:29:33.120 --> 00:29:34.480 align:center
Pinatawad siya ni Luis.

00:29:34.560 --> 00:29:36.679 align:center
-Mabait siya.
-Wala nang ganiyang lalaki.

00:29:36.760 --> 00:29:38.840 align:center
Family man, mabuting ama,

00:29:38.919 --> 00:29:43.000 align:center
tapat na asawa,
may steady job, at Christian values.

00:29:43.080 --> 00:29:44.560 align:center
Ano'ng gusto mong dinner?

00:29:45.080 --> 00:29:46.760 align:center
Ano'ng gusto mo, mahal ko?

00:29:47.280 --> 00:29:48.520 align:center
May cravings ka?

00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:52.919 align:center
Ngayon, base sa mga insultong
natatanggap ko,

00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:55.879 align:center
'yong nag-eempower sa babae
ay breastfeeding, di bottle-feeding,

00:29:55.959 --> 00:29:59.720 align:center
kasi lipunan ang dapat mag-adapt
sa ina, hindi kabaligtaran.

00:29:59.800 --> 00:30:01.760 align:center
Okay, ayos 'yan.

00:30:01.840 --> 00:30:04.159 align:center
Wala na lang pakialamanan.

00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:06.560 align:center
Okay na? O hindi pa rin tama?

00:30:06.639 --> 00:30:08.360 align:center
Ano ba'ng dapat kong sabihin?

00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:10.639 align:center
Ah…

00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:12.399 align:center
Ang guwapo mo, ah.

00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:13.919 align:center
Ay, salamat.

00:30:14.439 --> 00:30:16.280 align:center
Buweno, lalabas ako.

00:30:16.800 --> 00:30:18.679 align:center
Hintayin ba kita?

00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:23.040 align:center
Mabait ba siya? May anak?

00:30:23.120 --> 00:30:25.080 align:center
Dalawa, pero matanda na sila.

00:30:25.159 --> 00:30:27.120 align:center
Hindi ako nagseselos, pero…

00:30:27.639 --> 00:30:28.840 align:center
Information lang.

00:30:29.800 --> 00:30:32.320 align:center
Tama. Sige.

00:30:33.520 --> 00:30:35.879 align:center
Pumili ka ng tamang stepmother.

00:30:35.959 --> 00:30:39.000 align:center
Daniela, pampalipas-oras lang 'to. Hindi…

00:30:39.080 --> 00:30:42.520 align:center
Sabi sa profile mo,
naghahanap ka ng seryoso.

00:30:42.600 --> 00:30:44.879 align:center
-Nakita mo ako sa Tinder?
-Si Cynthia.

00:30:46.000 --> 00:30:48.520 align:center
Si Raul 'yon.
Mas makaka-score daw pag gano'n.

00:30:49.120 --> 00:30:50.280 align:center
Gusto mong maka-score?

00:30:51.320 --> 00:30:52.720 align:center
Kung 'yon ang problema…

00:31:06.439 --> 00:31:07.639 align:center
Nasaan si Papa?

00:31:08.159 --> 00:31:10.000 align:center
Magpapaliwanag na siya, anak.

00:31:11.320 --> 00:31:12.800 align:center
Hello sa inyo.

00:31:12.879 --> 00:31:14.360 align:center
Gabi na. Saan ka galing?

00:31:15.760 --> 00:31:19.040 align:center
Sorry, biniyahe ko ang motor ko.

00:31:19.120 --> 00:31:21.080 align:center
Para masanay na siya sa biyahe.

00:31:21.159 --> 00:31:25.199 align:center
Gusto kong pumunta sa bundok
para makaarangkada talaga.

00:31:25.280 --> 00:31:26.439 align:center
"Makaarangkada."

00:31:26.520 --> 00:31:29.439 align:center
Siyempre, sa legal limits pa din.

00:31:29.520 --> 00:31:30.840 align:center
Tama ka na sa ketchup.

00:31:32.040 --> 00:31:34.959 align:center
Ano pang ginawa mo ngayon?
Kumusta ang araw mo?

00:31:36.080 --> 00:31:39.919 align:center
Buweno… Normal lang. Trabaho.

00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:41.840 align:center
Walang espesyal na nangyari?

00:31:41.919 --> 00:31:44.280 align:center
Ah… Ay, meron.

00:31:45.040 --> 00:31:48.240 align:center
May babaeng Ukranian
na nang-scam kay Julian ng 5,000 euros.

00:31:48.320 --> 00:31:51.560 align:center
Nag-send siya ng picture nang naka-thong,
at nag-"I love you" sa kanya.

00:31:51.639 --> 00:31:53.360 align:center
Mga lalaki talaga, nasa titi ang utak.

00:31:53.439 --> 00:31:54.399 align:center
Ah…

00:31:55.280 --> 00:31:59.040 align:center
Tapos… wala na. Dinaanan ko sina Mama.

00:31:59.120 --> 00:32:02.360 align:center
-Nagkita kayo ni Marimar?
-Nagkasalubong kami sa harap.

00:32:02.439 --> 00:32:04.679 align:center
-Ang ganda niya.
-Oo nga. Ang ganda. Kain na.

00:32:05.600 --> 00:32:08.080 align:center
Ikaw? Ano'ng ginawa mo?

00:32:08.159 --> 00:32:10.560 align:center
Nag-inuman kami ng high school crush ko.

00:32:10.639 --> 00:32:11.919 align:center
-Wow.
-Kumusta?

00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:15.959 align:center
Kinontak niya ako sa Instagram.
Ang gwapo pa rin niya, alam mo?

00:32:16.040 --> 00:32:17.360 align:center
Pablo Llorente Castillo.

00:32:17.439 --> 00:32:21.120 align:center
Nilandi ako. Gustong makipagrelasyon.
Pero umayaw ako.

00:32:21.199 --> 00:32:22.080 align:center
Magaling, Ma.

00:32:22.159 --> 00:32:24.320 align:center
-Kung hindi, malandi ka.
-Ulises!

00:32:24.399 --> 00:32:28.679 align:center
Sabi ko, di ko ilalagay sa panganib
ang marriage ko o ang pamilya ko,

00:32:28.760 --> 00:32:32.760 align:center
o kahit anong ilang taon kong sinikap
na buuin para lang makasama ka.

00:32:33.600 --> 00:32:35.320 align:center
'Yan ang gusto ko, mahal.

00:32:36.520 --> 00:32:38.199 align:center
Maliligo na ako.

00:32:42.199 --> 00:32:43.199 align:center
Wala siyang paki.

00:32:51.600 --> 00:32:52.560 align:center
'Yong date mo?

00:33:04.199 --> 00:33:06.919 align:center
Sorry, Monica. Nag-colic ang bata at–

00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:08.320 align:center
Eto, nauna na 'ko.

00:33:08.399 --> 00:33:10.959 align:center
Hindi, ano… Hindi ako magtatagal.

00:33:12.280 --> 00:33:13.639 align:center
Magpapakatotoo ako.

00:33:14.840 --> 00:33:16.360 align:center
Nagkabalikan kami ni Daniela.

00:33:16.439 --> 00:33:17.480 align:center
Sinong Daniela?

00:33:17.560 --> 00:33:20.679 align:center
'Yong sinabi mong
sigurado kang tapos na kayo

00:33:20.760 --> 00:33:23.480 align:center
kasi makasarili ang bruha?

00:33:23.560 --> 00:33:25.080 align:center
Oo, siya nga.

00:33:25.159 --> 00:33:27.800 align:center
Sana sinabi mo. Nag-shave pa 'ko.

00:33:29.719 --> 00:33:32.240 align:center
Pinupuna na naman nila ako. Di ko na kaya.

00:33:32.320 --> 00:33:35.280 align:center
Bakit mo pinahamak ang sarili mo?
Instamom ka.

00:33:35.360 --> 00:33:37.919 align:center
Dapat ang topics mo, tsupon, baby food…

00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:40.719 align:center
E, ano na'ng nakaka-empower ngayon?
Breastfeeding o hindi?

00:33:40.800 --> 00:33:43.120 align:center
Ewan. Basta di kasambahay ang nagpapainom.

00:33:43.199 --> 00:33:46.879 align:center
Nagkakasundo lang sila
na walang kuwenta akong ina.

00:33:46.959 --> 00:33:49.040 align:center
Tama na, matulog ka na.

00:33:49.120 --> 00:33:50.600 align:center
Di ako makatulog.

00:33:51.639 --> 00:33:53.320 align:center
May balita na ba kay Pedro?

00:33:53.399 --> 00:33:55.280 align:center
Tama ka, matutulog na 'ko. Bye.

00:34:31.040 --> 00:34:32.199 align:center
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:37.400 align:center
Niyayakap ka?

00:34:38.600 --> 00:34:40.080 align:center
Do'n ka sa kuwarto mo.

00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:44.960 align:center
Pedro, umalis ka na!

00:34:55.560 --> 00:34:57.080 align:center
Soledad, in love na kami.

00:34:57.160 --> 00:34:58.520 align:center
-Nag-sex lang kami.
-Oo.

00:34:58.600 --> 00:34:59.440 align:center
Hala.

00:34:59.520 --> 00:35:02.200 align:center
Kung may gusto akong
maging ama ng anak ko,

00:35:02.280 --> 00:35:04.480 align:center
mahirap ang di ma-turn on.

00:35:04.560 --> 00:35:06.160 align:center
Kahit konti.

00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:12.319 align:center
Naghahanap ka ng may magandang genes,
mabait, matalino, responsable…

00:35:12.400 --> 00:35:13.839 align:center
At sa huli…

00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:15.400 align:center
Titirahin mo sila.

00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:17.880 align:center
-Tama.
-Guys, okay na, e.

00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:21.319 align:center
Baka pwedeng bumuo
ng pamilya sa tradisyunal na paraan.

00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:23.160 align:center
-Ano'ng sinabi mo?
-Alam ko…

00:35:23.240 --> 00:35:26.839 align:center
Di ko irerekomenda 'yan.
Maghahanap ako ng ibang candidates.

00:35:26.920 --> 00:35:28.640 align:center
Oo, nakabili na ako ng crib.

00:35:29.160 --> 00:35:31.920 align:center
Siya nga pala, may mga gay na ba?

00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:34.080 align:center
Lesbian sa 'kin, kung pwede.

00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:38.920 align:center
Mahal. Good morning.

00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:41.160 align:center
Pipili ba tayo ng lalaki o babae?

00:35:41.240 --> 00:35:42.920 align:center
Ichecheck ko sana lahat,

00:35:43.000 --> 00:35:45.799 align:center
pero dahil misis mo ako,
tiwala ako sa pasya mo.

00:35:45.880 --> 00:35:48.160 align:center
May problema ka ba
kung kulang sila ng paa?

00:35:49.600 --> 00:35:52.319 align:center
Ekis na lang. Intellectual disability?

00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:54.600 align:center
Marimar, gusto kong makipag-divorce.

00:35:55.680 --> 00:35:57.480 align:center
Ah… Raul,

00:35:57.560 --> 00:36:02.240 align:center
masaya man o hindi ang pagsasama natin,
kasal tayo sa mata ng Diyos.

00:36:02.319 --> 00:36:03.839 align:center
Okay, pero gusto ko ng divorce.

00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:05.560 align:center
-Ayoko.
-Marimar, umalis ka na.

00:36:05.640 --> 00:36:07.920 align:center
-Di ako aalis.
-E, di ako ang aalis.

00:36:09.200 --> 00:36:10.480 align:center
Ipagdadasal kita!

00:37:02.520 --> 00:37:04.520 align:center
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