[classical music playing]
Let me get this straight.
You want your marriage to work, and you get a vasectomy?
Kids kill romance.
-Bro, you're too young. -That's why I'm getting it.
I think it's a good thing if Raúl doesn't reproduce.
Exactly. If you're going to interfere with God's plan, then do it right.
Poor Marimar.
God is omnipotent.
If he wants me to be a dad, a vasectomy won't stop him. Hmm?
[Santi scoffs]
A very bright living room, built-in kitchen.
-Over there, we have a guest bathroom. -Azucena, I'm sorry.
Do they force you to dress like that?
I'm sorry.
[Santi] No, I'm asking you because it's illegal to force someone
to wear a skirt and heels just for being a woman.
-Santi. -Don't listen to him. You're smoking hot.
-Raúl. -Uh, please excuse them.
We took a deconstruction course and--
Yeah, and clearly it's left more of an impact on some of us. [chuckles]
[Azucena chuckles] Should we see the bedrooms?
These are pretty small.
No, and sharing a bathroom is out of the question.
Who cares? We're not gonna sleep here.
The bed is what's most important in these bachelor pads.
-[Santi] Gonna be a bachelor pad? -I mean, if the opportunity arises, yeah.
We'll need to shower to keep the balls smelling good.
What? I'm not gonna rent an apartment so he can cheat on Marimar.
Why did we all come here? We're never gonna agree anyway.
Well, I'm off. I have surgery.
Azucena, find us more options.
Raúl, freeze your sperm or you'll regret it later.
Hey, hey, wait. Call us when it's over. A surgery is a surgery, you know?
[Raúl] Relax. It's just a little cut. Then I'll be home.
-[Luis] Uh… -Thank you so much.
Goodbye.
ALPHA MALES
[exhales]
-My love, you're back early. -[groans]
Hi. Did you have a good day?
Very good, very good. I'm gonna lie down for a bit.
Why are you walking like that?
Uh, Santi, he hit me with a ball
while playing padel, and it's a little swollen.
-[gasps] Let me see. -No, no, it's embarrassing.
-I'm your wife, Raúl. -No, it's really gross.
-I'm a nurse, come on. -Careful, careful. I'll do it. Oh!
Pull 'em down.
Oh! Baby, you are really badly bruised.
-You need a specialist. -I just came from the ER.
The doctor told me I need ice, ibuprofen and some rest.
-So I'm going to rest. -I'll feel better if we go see Jorge.
-Who's Jorge? -The urologist at my hospital.
Let me give him a call right now.
Wouldn't that interfere with God's plan for us?
[Paz] Thank you.
-Paz, I can't go with you to Barcelona. -[Paz sighs]
I can't. I have a ton of meetings tomorrow and a conciliation hearing.
Sweetheart, delegate. Hmm?
The key to success is exploiting competent people. Hmm?
Are you rehearsing your talk right now?
The vice president is going to be there.
You can make contacts.
-Uh, you can meet important people. -No way. No.
And then you and I can go and have dinner somewhere very nice, huh? Hmm?
Sleep in a nice hotel and have breakfast in bed.
I wanna go with my wife. What is marriage for?
-Hmm? -Yeah.
[chuckles] I'll pack your suitcase.
[exhales]
[Daniela] It's been tough, honest.
I mean, everyone warns you, but until you experience it.
No, we're doing great.
I think this is bringing us closer as a couple.
Not as a couple, obviously. But as friends, I meant.
He's suffering from postpartum. And I, you know…
Sorry.
I feel like I'm such a bad mother.
I've told her it's fine not to breastfeed the baby.
I mean, I wasn't breastfed and…
[chuckles] …look at me.
No, it's not only that.
It's all of the unconditional, irrational, infinite love
I should be feeling for my baby. Well, I don't.
I'm empty inside.
You feel nothing?
Pedro, this is a judgment-free space, okay?
I like him and all, but sometimes I'm standing next
to the balcony, and I'm thinking, "I could throw him over."
I don't wanna throw him.
But, um…
I don't know. I'm afraid of myself.
I mean, what if one day I lose control and…
-Boom! That's it! -[gasps]
Having intrusive thoughts is perfectly normal.
It happens to lots of new mothers.
[Daniela] Oh.
Okay.
But I do love him, okay? I mean, I care about Gael.
Sure, sure. You love him,
but maybe one day, I'll find him floating in the pool.
Is that right? [scoffs]
[sighs] I shouldn't have said anything.
Now if I ever drop him, you'll think it was on purpose.
-Come on, I'm kidding. [chuckles] -Well, I'll give him his bath today.
Gael was crying a lot. He was hungry.
[Gael cooing, suckling]
-Basilio. -Hey, how's that lady you ran over?
Better. She's fine.
She was so dramatic. She threw herself under the car. Crazy.
-[chuckles] -[Basilio] Right.
Right what?
Bastard.
[exhales]
Hey, Esther, do you have a moment?
For the boss, always. [chuckles]
[boss] This is your third accident. You've run someone over because you fell asleep?
You give me all the worst students.
Look, Esther, we've known each other for many years now.
-And I have a lot of affection for you. -Hmm.
Aww, thanks, I feel the same way.
I'm sure you understand why I'm letting you go.
You're letting me go?
22,000 bucks in compensation. I wanted to leave for free too.
Thank God he spoke up first. Whoa! Is this designer?
-Better be, for my husband's sake. -1,200.
-[Esther gasps] -A new one is 3,500. Same exact bag.
Save your money. You're on an actress's salary.
No support from my husband, no support from you.
I'll buy this for myself.
This is a gift for my strength. Hmm.
-Do whatever you want. -Girl, what's wrong? You seem so bitter.
[chuckles]
Oh!
I'm going to Barcelona with Paz.
All day chasing her. It's all about her, of course.
She gave you a business so you wouldn't be a trophy wife, but that's how it is.
Well, what do you think? Hmm!
It's declined.
I'm nobody's trophy wife, Esther. I'm a qualified professional.
Luz, you're a trophy wife.
You're living a dream, and you don't even realize it.
Try this one. No, not this one.
My husband will see. This guy.
-[cell phone ringing] -[exhales]
Get me one. What now?
Erika, my darling.
[sighs] "The battery doesn't last."
"Do not use in the bathtub."
"Waterproof, my ass."
What a shitty society.
They won't let me adopt. They're penis-blocking me.
Of course, it's just because I'm a lone parent who's a man.
Why do single mothers get all the praise while I get marginalized?
Aren't you a feminist? You seem confused.
And listen to this, there can't be more than 40 years between me and the kid.
-Don't bring a wanker into my house, okay? -[sighs] My God, what do I do here?
I mean, you can get inseminated, but what about us?
[Blanca] Tough shit. Hire a surrogate mother.
[exhales] It's degrading. It objectifies women.
Will you pay? I'll carry it.
That's a great plan. Another kid with you?
I mean, as friends, like Pedro and Daniela, but you raise it.
Blanca, you and I are not friends.
What are we, then?
You're a squatter, and I'm an idiot.
[Álex] Dad, it's already been invented. Co-parenting.
She's here?
What are you doing here?
Well, I missed you.
What did you say about parenting?
Co-parenting.
And what is that?
[agent] We put people who want to be parents with each other,
but not as a couple.
You raise a child together, without an emotional or sexual bond.
But I, uh, wanna raise the kid by myself though.
Dad, it's good for the kid to have a mother. Hmm?
Okay, a mother's fine. Just not a girlfriend, all right? No girlfriend.
That's what she just said.
-He's had bad experiences. -Uh, Álex.
[agent] The traditional model doesn't work. Look at the divorce rates.
Marriage and parenthood don't go hand-in-hand anymore.
I totally agree, Soledad. Yes.
I'd like to have a brother. That way, my dad's entertained,
because I left home, and he's not taking it very well.
[Soledad] Come on. I'll sign you up. Full name?
-But how much would this cost in the end? -[Soledad] 800 euros plus tax.
400 now and 400 once we've found a co-mother.
[Álex] Compared to a surrogate, it's a bargain.
It includes legal advice
and a private pre-conception agreement,
a settlement agreement once the baby's born.
Isn't this a bit like commercializing parenthood?
When has a child ever been free, hmm?
Santiago Peralta.
I need your criminal record and a psychological eval for your profile.
-Hobbies, political affiliations. -I'm a progressive.
And I'm deconstructed. Write that down. [chuckles]
When will you start introducing candidates?
You free this afternoon?
[Santi] Huh?
[exhales]
Hit by a ball? Playing padel?
But it hardly even hurts.
He can barely walk.
-[whispering] Patriarchal pact. -What?
You can't break the bro code.
I got a little scared and all, because we're trying to be parents,
and I'm worried that his fertility will be affected.
[grunts] They told me it wouldn't in the ER.
-Well, we'll have to keep an eye on it. -[Raúl exhales]
And, miss, you should know that after a certain age,
the chances of conceiving are greatly reduced.
Right.
But our hospital's assisted reproduction team here is unbelievable.
We're here to help.
Oh no, no. We want to get pregnant naturally.
-I mean, we want a gift from God. -[laughing]
Well, good luck then. [chuckles]
[chuckles]
[Raúl] Artificial insemination isn't Christian.
God won't give you a burden you can't bear.
And don't you feel less of a man now that you're sterile?
You feel less of a man if you reproduce. The proof's there.
[laughing]
-Pedro! -[gasps]
-Why don't you leave him with Daniela? -No, not with Daniela, no.
You are a fucking mess, brother. You need to go see a doctor.
I already have. My testosterone's hit rock bottom.
-Hmm. Careful, you can lose muscle mass. -Your boobs are growing.
In men, testosterone levels plummet after childbirth.
And especially if they take care of the baby.
-[Raúl] It's a mutation. -Pops?
Feminism is degenerating our DNA.
Yeah, but it will result in better cognitive development for the child.
But, Dad, Mom's been doing that for you her whole life.
-Dad, there's no money! -Shh!
Face ID.
Hmm. [laughs]
-What are you doing? -[Raúl] Installing Tinder.
Let's boost up those testosterone levels.
-You're allowing this? -Eh, he can do what he wants.
My dad, he wants me to get a nurse for my mother.
Says he's overwhelmed. What the hell? So am I.
-[scoffs] -Use Marimar.
-Huh? -[Raúl] She's a nurse.
Catholic and unemployed. She's perfect.
And it gets her out of the house. It's driving me crazy.
Well, but I don't know if Marimar would wanna do that. But you can ask her.
No, no. It's much better for you to just come over and bring up the subject.
But what do I tell her?
I don't know. I gave you the idea. Put in some effort, man.
-[Luis] Hmm. -Okay, Pedrito.
Start fucking.
"Looking for a serious relationship"?
You'll fuck more.
Erika, honestly, I have a life, okay? You can't keep calling for silly things.
And you think catching Ulises kissing
a classmate in the school bathroom is a silly thing?
When I was in eighth grade,
a girl gave Carlos Gallego a blowjob in the locker room at school.
Miss Push Pop, we started calling her.
-[laughs] -They called her Push Pop?
Yes, because you put it in your mouth like this, squeezing it to get…
No, I'm following you.
She was Miss Push Pop till senior year. I don't remember her name anymore, truly.
Well, precisely to avoid that type of thing, we prefer to speak to the parents.
Have you had a talk about sexuality with Ulises yet?
Well, of course. Yeah, yeah.
Since we had that little problem with the porno.
Erika, I don't know what kind of mother you take me for, really.
-[chuckles] -Miss Push Pop. I wonder where she is now.
[exhales]
-[bell rings] -[children chattering]
[sniffs] Oh!
-Hey, Mom. -[Esther] Ulises, honey! [kisses]
How was school? Did you have a good day?
Can Valentina come over?
Uh, come over?
-To study, we have a test tomorrow. -[Esther] Sure. Hmm.
Luis! Luis, get back home. We have a serious problem.
[woman] You men are impossible.
You're clumsy and vulgar. You're liars, insensitive, shallow.
I've done the math to have it alone, and I just can't do it.
The crib, the stroller, the car seat, all the diapers
and the formula, because I'm not going to breastfeed.
And I say, there's another woman, right? But he goes, "No, no."
Then I see that bastard on Instagram with a blonde and a baby.
You wanna be a mother to make your ex jealous?
Let's take a selfie and pretend we're on a date.
Disgusting, stingy, thugs, slobs, the huge egos.
Babysitter, daycare, orthodontist, psychologist.
What qualities do you want in a father?
I wanted a man with blue eyes.
Well, my eyes have always been brown.
Yeah, but sometimes the sun will make them a little green.
What about your father or a brother?
My first cousin. But those are contacts.
Lazy, arrogant, jealous, simple.
Right. Hey, if we're so bad,
why don't you just raise one by yourself then?
Well, because every kid needs a father.
-Great. -[woman] Hmm.
Esther, if they told you they'd be studying,
then they must be studying.
Sure, with the door closed? Luis, please don't be naive.
-I wanna bring a friend too. -[Esther] Shh!
You're not old enough.
-[Iris] To study. -[Esther] Iris, sneak in unannounced.
See what they're doing and let us know. Go on.
I'm his little sister, okay? I'm not his babysitter.
-[scoffs] -[exhales]
[gasps]
In the worst-case scenario, instead of studying, they're…
-Discovering each other's bodies. -Oh, how awful!
Hey, it's the privacy of our son. We have to respect that.
Are you ready to be a grandfather?
[gasps]
[knock on door]
-[Luis] Ulises, honey. -[Esther] Go in.
-[Luis grunts] No, but don't-- hon! -Come on.
[Esther] Hmm. Hmm.
See?
-Hey. How are those polynomials, hmm? -[chuckles]
We don't wanna interrupt you. We'll just be a second.
-We have a little something for you. -Mm-hmm.
SENSITIVE CONDOMS
We'll just leave these here, okay? Just in case.
[Luis] Okay, then. Keep on studying, guys.
-[chuckles] Okay. -You know how it works, right?
Did they explain it to you in school?
[Esther exhales] Okay.
So, you take one, hmm?
You open it very carefully because it might break.
And that means trouble.
[Esther chuckles] Okay, you take it by tip, yeah?
Luis, your finger.
-What? -Give me your finger.
-[splutters] -[scoffs]
Two, two is better. Hmm.
So you unroll it slowly, okay?
Like this. All the way to the end, okay? And that's it.
See how easy? Okay, keep up the studying, kids.
Oh, if you have trouble getting it going, you just put it in your mouth.
And look, you take one like this, okay?
[muffled] You put it in your mouth. I mean, it tastes a little weird.
It's normal. It's the lubricant. Luis, your finger.
No, the other one.
Like this, all right? Like this.
Mm. Damn, the other way. Like this.
Mm. Mm. Like this, okay? Mm.
-[gags] -Right, everything has been explained.
[chuckles] Have any questions, we're right out there.
[chuckles]
[Paz] I started my first company when I was 22.
And in meetings, they mistook me for the secretary, hmm?
I would look at my team and say, "Yeah, sure, let's move forward."
And the other guy would say, "Okay, love."
And he would turn around and ask my CFO.
You stupid jerk! I'm the one paying his salary. Come on.
[laughing]
[Paz laughs, sighs]
Thank you. The vice president.
-Hmm? -[Luz] I'll get another drink.
No, no, no. Let me introduce you.
-Paz. Congratulations. -[Paz exhales]
I just loved your talk.
Carmen, how are you?
I wish we had more role models like you for this new generations of girls.
Well, this is Luz, my wife.
If you want a divorce, she can really screw your husband over.
-Hey! -It's true.
[both] Nice to meet you.
Excuse me. Paz, the interview for the video podcast.
Please excuse me. I'll be right back.
[chuckles]
So, how's, um, the Congress thing going? Good? [chuckles]
[gulps]
-[exhales] Are there margaritas? -[bartender] Yes.
Please, one for the moment. [chuckles]
[man] Hi. Can I buy you a drink?
I'm Gerard.
Go for it, Gerard. [chuckles]
How about I tell him to send it up to my room?
That's a pretty shitty offer. Don't you think?
Name your price. How much do you charge?
Gerard, I'm not a sex worker.
[chuckles]
Go jerk yourself off, pal.
-Forgive me. -[scoffs]
But seeing a girl as pretty as you, dressed like that,
alone at the bar this time of night, I mean…
That was your guess? A prostitute?
Thank you. The asshole will pay.
My boyfriend doesn't want children, but I love him, so I wanna stay together.
Yeah, I'm not feeling kids. It's not gonna happen.
-Santi's an architect. -[Santi] Hmm.
Oh cool. I install water heaters. Want anything?
Beer or something?
Sebas! [whistles]
Oh shit, no fucking way. No fucking way.
-So, you wanna be a co-parent too? -Come on!
-Nah. -Okay, great idea!
I'm-- I'm ticking down on my biological clock.
-And my Patxaran died. -Oh no.
So, I feel pretty lonely.
And of course, if I adopt another pup, it'll die too. Kids live longer.
I can't decide whether to get a kid or a parrot. What do you think?
-I think a parrot, Nagore. Yeah. -Hmm.
-A parrot. -Red Vino is what I'll name him.
-Red Vino. -Oh, the…
-Yeah. -[both laugh]
[squawks] Red Vino! Red Vino!
[laughs]
-How did it go? -[Santi] Leave me alone.
No, we need to talk about this co-parenting thing.
Remember, I live here too. No crying babies in this house.
Move out whenever you like.
The divorce agreement is very clear. I'm the one who gets the house.
Yes, until Álex is independent.
And where is Álex right now?
Oh, she'll be back.
The logical thing would be to sell, split the payment.
Then we'd have to move into a worse place.
-[exhales] -We get along fine now.
[laughs] Blanca, I despise you.
Just bumping into you puts me immediately into a bad mood.
Hearing your footsteps, when you flush the toilet,
seeing your shampoo there in the shower.
Your keys in the entryway with that absurd pink pompom keychain.
I'm not selling, stupid.
[doorbell chimes]
-Hello, Marimar. -[Marimar] Luis.
-[clears throat] -Oh, come in. Come in.
Uh, you see, I have a very big problem, and I wanna tell my pal Raúl about it.
-Oh. My friend Luis. -[Marimar] Oh, I'll leave you two alone.
[Raúl] No, no, no. Honey, stay.
We're husband and wife, one flesh.
[Marimar] Mm.
Uh, yeah.
[mutters]
Ah, well, the thing is… [clears throat]
My mother had a stroke, and my father offered to take care of her,
uh, because they love each other very much, except he's getting old.
It is a problem, yeah.
I don't wanna put them into assisted living because it makes me very sad.
And it's a lot of money too. With your shitty salary, unemployed wife--
Of course, the ideal--
the ideal situation to ease my father's burden
would be to get a nurse to help him out, right?
[chuckles] That would help. I have no idea where to find someone.
Yes, that would be a solution.
[Luis] Hmm.
[Raúl] Mm.
Um, well, I could ask one of my colleagues from the hospital.
It's just, my father is particular,
and it would really have to be someone he knew he could trust.
Hmm, and not too expensive. It has to be practically for free, right?
-No, free, free. -[Marimar scoffs]
Well, for free, I mean…
It would have to be something altruistic.
-Something more like volunteering. -You mean like Christian charity?
Exactly, yeah. Hmm.
Hmm.
[clicks tongue] Um, well, if you want,
I could go for a few hours while you look for someone.
-Of course, Marimar! -Oh, yeah, yeah.
-[laughs] -That's right. You're a professional.
And now a housewife, so you have plenty of time.
Well, that time is for me to care for you.
That too, of course. Mm.
I'll go get some beers, and we'll celebrate, okay?
-[grunts] -[laughs]
-[Raúl] Great. -Oh. Uh…
[groans]
[gasps] Thank you, Marimar.
[Pedro groans]
Hmm.
-Hey, we need to talk. -[exhales]
What did you do to Gael?
About Patricia. She can't breastfeed him.
-Why not? -Hello! Because she's not his mother.
Yeah, but that's been done forever.
-Wet nurses. -It's medieval.
But didn't you say formula was shit before?
[sighs] But what do I do?
-[splutters, sighs] Yoga. -[Gael crying]
No, no, no.
I'll prepare a bottle and feed him. I'm his mother.
[Pedro sighs]
[crying]
He doesn't like this. We have to buy another kind.
It's the third kind of milk we've tried.
Gael, my love. Please eat.
Miss, I can breastfeed him.
-No, he's going to drink formula. -[crying]
[exhales] He doesn't like it, honey.
[Patricia] It's okay. I actually really enjoy it.
[Gael crying]
Oh! Come here, love.
Come see how yummy my milk is.
-Where are you going? -To do yoga.
-[cell phone rings] -[exhales]
Ooh. [exhales]
Ooh.
Huh.
[grunts, exhales]
According to Article 90 of the Voluntary Jurisdiction Law,
you're able to request the auction of the house
if you don't reach an agreement on the price.
And if she refuses to sell, you can file a lawsuit.
[chuckles] Wow, Lola, you just know everything.
And don't forget, I love you.
Uh…
[Luz] Yeah, you could file for termination of co-ownership, but it's…
[sips]
…slow and expensive.
And let's say the house does go to public auction,
you have no control over the price.
[Santi] I don't know. A friend recommended it.
[chuckles] Are they a lawyer?
No, but she's smart. She knows everything.
Mm, from experience, I can tell you that it's better
to reach an amicable agreement.
Amicable with Blanca?
Uh, Santi, I'm getting another call.
Wait. Wait a second.
You have any friends who might wanna have a child with me?
Nope, I don't. Sorry, bye.
-[gasps] Paz, what the fuck are you doing? -Fuck!
I was speaking to a client!
But he's your friend.
Respect my work, for fuck's sake.
My job's just as important as yours.
[exhales] Whatever.
Okay, but does the woman iron or not?
She isn't a maid. She's a nurse. She's here to look after Mom.
So why can't she do both things?
Hey, stop.
Um, how are you, Marimar? Things okay?
-[chuckles] -Yeah, your mother's a sweetheart.
-I love this girl. She's so sweet. -Oh. [chuckles]
The opposite of that disgusting wife of yours.
-[Luis laughs] Forgive her. -[phone rings]
Since she had the stroke, she has no filter, you know?
Uh. Santi.
[Santi] Where are you, man? I'm here with the real estate agent.
I'm on my way. Right.
-Do you know how to iron? -Easy, Dad!
[chuckles] All right, well, I have to go, okay?
What?
All right, I think this is more suitable for what we're gonna use it for.
-Hey, Luis. It's horrible. -[Luis] Check it out.
-[muffled music playing] -There's a concert in the yard.
But you can barely hear it in your bedroom.
-What? -Our bedroom? What are you saying?
You're not a couple then?
-No. No, no, no, no. -No, no, I'm straight as an arrow.
-And a police officer. -[agent] Oh sorry. I didn't mean to…
Oh no. No, no, no. To me, it seems like real social progress.
That this dude thinks we're gay?
Well, normalizing the idea that two men could be a couple.
Right?
You wanna see the bedroom now or…?
-Sure, yeah. -Nah.
But just in case we bring chicks over, right?
"Chicks"?
That was unnecessary, Luis.
Kimberly? From where?
American, here for a few days for work.
-Shit, a foreigner. Be careful. -Why be careful?
Well, because with a foreigner, you're fucking for all Spaniards.
-You're promoting Spain's brand. -What are you talking about?
If you don't measure up, she'll go back home saying,
"Oh, Spaniards don't fuck well."
After fucking one man, but the damage is already done though, huh?
And her friends won't wanna come here. Instead, they'll go to Italy or Croatia.
Tourism is 13% of the GPD, man.
You're completely insane.
Pedro, the Spain brand… it's right here.
[Pedro exhales]
[woman] Raúl?
-Angelines. -Hmm.
-It's a great apartment. -Where's Azucena?
[Angelines] She couldn't make it.
You wanna go get a drink? Don't make me go home yet.
Uh, no, sorry. I was gonna stop by my parents' place,
see how it's going with Marimar.
Does Esther know?
Know what?
That your teenage crush is taking care of your mother.
Uh, well, it hasn't come up, and I don't think it will.
Well, remember that last time when getting fired from Alpha Males didn't come up?
No, it's completely different.
That was, uh… it's-- it's not the same thing.
Luis, omitting information is lying.
I don't agree with you.
You don't. What about Esther?
-Marimar? Your teenage crush? -[Luis] Mm.
Marimar, my friend Raúl's wife.
-How come there's no other nurses, hmm? -None for free.
You can try to find one, honey. Or pay for it with your own money.
Wait, that's right.
-You resigned. -No, no. I was fired, you smart-ass.
And they gave me 22,000 euros in compensation.
[hesitates] That's amazing, honey. That's a godsend.
No, it's for my short film.
-What short film? -Luis, I want to direct.
You wanna be an actress.
If no one hires me, I'll hire myself, right?
[sighs] Oh come on. Can I just…
If you like it, great. If not, go be with Marimar.
-Stop! She's married. -So that's why you're not with her then?
-[gasps] -[cell phone ringing]
[Esther] What's this pain in the ass want?
Why is she always calling me? [scoffs]
Erika, hey, there.
Who are you to give condoms to my daughter?
Come on, isn't a box of condoms better than an abortion?
Well, they were both in bed with the door completely closed.
-In bed doing what? -[Luis] Uh, studying, studying.
But at that age, you can get pretty easily distracted.
This one here told me to talk about sex with the kid, so…
No one asked you to teach my daughter to put condoms on with her mouth.
Oh come on. Who hasn't put on a condom with their mouth? Right?
[laughs]
Haven't you? It's so practical. They don't notice the difference.
Well, we notice the difference.
[Erika] Look, this meeting is not to blame anyone.
It's to coordinate for the good of the kids.
Moving forward, I want them to study on their own.
I'd prefer your daughter was less of a cocktease.
-Esther! -She kissed Ulises in the bathroom, Luis.
-My little girl? -No, no, no, no, no.
Ulises made out with Sofia, huh?
Oh.
Great, then. All sorted out. Hmm? We should go.
[chattering]
[woman] This is a fucking disaster, Sole.
I can't waste my time anymore. It makes me not wanna be a mother.
Eva, you need to let the bond build naturally.
[Eva] What bond? They're impossible.
It's not like I'm asking for an astrophysicist,
just the bare minimum.
-Sorry. -[Soledad] Be with you in a minute.
No, I was just coming to cancel as well. I am very unhappy with your picks for me.
You see? All of these guys are immature and broke.
They only want to split the expenses.
As if a baby was a BlaBlaCar.
Exactly! There's a woman who only wants a girl with blue eyes.
I mean, that is massively objectifying.
Sole, this whole place reeks of desperation.
-Why isn't there anybody normal? -[Eva chuckles]
The two of you should have a drink.
Girl, I'm worried about you.
You haven't posted any content in two weeks.
I don't know what to post.
Mm. How hard it is to be a mother. That you aren't sleeping.
Yeah, but Pedro is the one getting up at night, so…
He's a great dad. I'm surprised, girl.
Your milk issue, which is giving you a hard time.
-It's Patricia who does the breastfeeding. -No, don't post that then.
That it's extremely difficult, but all the love you feel
for your son makes up for everything. Hmm.
You do feel love for your son?
Well, yes, but… [grunts]
Never mind.
Rosa says it's a process.
That thinking about throwing him off the balcony will pass soon.
Right, better not post anything for now.
[Pedro] And he's asleep.
Where are you going?
I have a work dinner.
But you're on paternity leave.
[inhales] Yeah, they're completely lost
with the second season development.
They've asked me to meet with the streaming platform to reassure them.
[Daniela] Don't tell them anything, okay?
If the influencer gets pregnant, you're in trouble.
May I please go now?
Goodbye.
-[Pedro exhales] -[Daniela chuckles]
[chuckles]
-Doesn't he seem sweet these days? -Sis.
Maybe it's true that he deconstructed himself.
-He's not going to a dinner for work. -How do you know?
[classical music playing] r for work. -How do you know?