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Ano'ng klaseng bachelor party 'to?

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At least bago 'to.

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May complete check-up pa tayo,
maganda 'yon sa edad natin.

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'Yong may pinakamataas na cholesterol,
siya'ng magbabayad sa detox juice.

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Ibiza cruise, naging health check-up.

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Ano'ng nangyari sa atin?

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Sa edad ko, mas takot akong
magka-tumor kaysa di maka-score.

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Bata na lang tayo para sa kamatayan.

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-Honey.
-Kumusta? Behave ka naman?

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Oo. Siyempre, boring ang tropa ko, e.

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Mabuti. Ayoko ng chlamydia
as wedding gift.

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Raúl? Colon cleanse mo na.

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-Tawag ako mamaya. Love you.
-Love you.

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-Tatandaan ko 'to.
-Akala ko, hetero-curious ka.

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Maganda pa nga yata sa balat 'to.

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Aaralin ko nang mag-juice sa bahay.

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Ano'ng nandito? Celery, 'no?

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Hindi. Luya?

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ALPHA MALES

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Bye. Salamat.

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-Uy! 'Ayun siya!
-Traydor ka, pare!

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Paano mo nagawa sa 'min 'to?

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Tarantado ka!

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-Bakla!
-Bakla?

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-Hayop!
-Tabi! Manahimik kayo!

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-Ano'ng nangyayari?
-Umalis kayo! Tama na!

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Ang pinakaayaw ko. Protesta ng mga incel!

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Nagbunga 'yong landian n'yo ng feminist.

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Blanca, wala ako sa mood.

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Nakakagulat naman.

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Inayos ko na 'yong week mo.
May date kayo bukas ni Sole.

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"Divorced at handa nang mabuhay."

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Ayoko. Di pa 'ko nakaka-move on kay Irene.

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Matutulungan ka nitong makalimot.
Di pwedeng sa bahay ka lang.

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Di ko gets. Bakit di siya tumatawag?

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Kasi sabi mo, wag kang tawagan?

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Iwasan mo siya
kung gusto mo siyang kalimutan.

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Kunwari, patay na siya. Zero contact.

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Hindi, tama ka.
Hindi pa katapusan ng mundo.

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Perfect si Irene, pero ayos lang.

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Makakahanap ako ng iba. O baka hindi na…

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Si Manu nga, nahirapan.

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Pero sa huli, naisip niyang
dapat siyang mag-move on.

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Di na siya nagte-text.
Baka nga blocked na 'ko.

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Parang nagugustuhan ko
tuloy ulit siya. Pero…

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-What the fuck?
-Bakit?

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May iba na ang gago!

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Nalimot ka na niya agad? Paano?

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Sabi mo, mamamatay ka
nang wala ako? Ba't buhay ka pa?

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Alex, zero contact.

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Nasa labas pa ang mga inutil.
Sabuyan ko na ng tubig?

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Okay lang bang
tumingin muna 'ko ng mga sapatos?

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-Late na 'ko.
-Ano'ng mas mahalaga?

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Judo class mo o 'yong pagpapaganda
ng mama mo sa premiere ng show niya?

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May gusto akong sabihin sa 'yo…

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-Hello?
-Good afternoon.

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Kukumpirmahin ko lang
ang appointment n'yo bukas kay Dr. Duran.

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-Appointment?
-Opo, under kay Jacobo Bravo.

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'Yong hormone blockers ko!

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-Ako ang nag-book.
-I-cancel mo na. Salamat.

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-Uy!
-Anak, suportado kita.

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Maliban diyan.

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Pero lalaki ako! Ayokong magka-boobs.

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Jacobo, sa panahon ngayon,
pwede kang maging lalaki kahit may boobs.

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Gaya ni Tito Andres.

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Mawawala ang custody n'yo.
Tatawag ako ng social services.

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-Uy, wag!
-Luis!

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Ulises, tama na! Utang na loob.

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Hoy, maaaksidente tayo!

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Diyos ko. Tingnan mo.

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Mga walang kwentang magulang.

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"Delayed na paglaki,
pagkabawas ng skeletal mass."

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"Posibleng brain damage."
Di siya pwedeng mag-inject niyan!

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Pinag-amphetamine natin si Ulises
para mag-behave sa klase.

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Magkaiba 'yon, Luis.

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Paano kung magpa-mastectomy siya?

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Di ba mas okay na 'yon
kaysa magpatanggal ng healthy organs?

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Ewan. Nahihilo ako.

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Sa puntong 'to, ewan ko…

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Ngayon pang umaalagwa na ang career ko?

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Bakit di na lang maging okay ang lahat?
Lagi na lang ganito.

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Nabanggit mo na lang din, meron palang…

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Buwisit, ang labo na ng paningin ko.

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-Hello?
-Esther, si Paz 'to. Fiancée ni Luz.

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O.

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Nag-organize ako ng bachelorette party
para sa kanya.

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Di ba dapat kaibigan niya ang gumawa no'n?

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-May inorganize ka ba?
-Wala.

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Sasali ka ba?

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Bukas, 10:00 sa address na isesend ko.

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Top-secret 'yon.

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'Yong anak kong si Iris kasi,
may identity crisis, tapos…

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Isama mo siya.

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-Nine pa lang siya.
-Magugustuhan niya 'yon.

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Sa'n tayo pupunta?
After pa ng kasal ang honeymoon.

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Talaga? Hindi nga? Una ka na.

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Pero… di ba sabi mo,
baduy ang bachelorette party?

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Kung magkasama tayo, romantic.

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Makikilala natin ang friends ng isa't isa.

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GOODBYE TITI FOREVER

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Surprise, girl!

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-Ba't kasama ang baby girl mo?
-Baby boy.

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ALPHA MALES

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Congratulations,
sinira mo ang marketing campaign.

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Sorry, Virginia. Walang kapatawaran 'yon.

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Maiintindihan ko anumang gawin mo,
kahit ga'no pa ka-drastic.

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Pedro, hindi kita tatanggalin.

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Nakakatuwa. Kasi pakiramdam ko,

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unti-unti na tayong nagkakaintindihan.

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Ganito, sweetie.

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Nag-sex tayo.

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Pareho tayong nape-pressure,
at naglabas lang tayo ng init.

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Pero wag lalaki ang ulo mo,
kasi walang nagbago.

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Buweno…

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Nagbago nang kaunti.

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Di ito ang unang beses na nagtaksil ako,
at di rin 'to ang huli.

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Di ko ipinagmamalaki
o pinagsisisihan 'yon.

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Pag nagsumbong ka, masasaktan man siya,
mapapatawad ako ng asawa ko.

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Pag sinabi mo sa mga boss,
tatanggalin ka nila dahil malas ka.

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Tiyak na nasabi mo na sa mga pare mo

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dahil nakakalalaki para sa 'yo
ang makatira ng babae.

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Wala 'kong pakialam.

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Nakaka-offend na naisip mong
iba-blackmail kita.

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Mabuti. Kung gayon, sang-ayon tayo pareho.

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Pwede na tayong umarteng adults
at pumunta na sa content meeting?

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Isa-suggest ko na nga sana.

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-Umarte tayong normal.
-Mismo.

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Kamuhian mo 'ko.
Wag mo lang ipaalam na kinain mo 'ko.

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Patingin ng tables mo.

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Tatlo lang para sa pamilya ko
at isa sa mga tropa ko.

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Teka. Ano 'tong "Luz and wife"?

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Polite ako, inimbita ko sila.

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Ayokong nasa kasal ko ang ex mo.
Baliw ka ba?

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Lesbian na siya, kaya naisip ko…

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Kahit Mormon pa siya. Di okay.

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Okay. Kalimutan mo na.

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Si Rafa na lang ang imbitahan natin.
Nalimot mo siya.

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Sasabihan ko na si Luz
bago pa siya bumili ng dress.

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Wag mong sabihing sinabi ko.

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Wag kang mag-alala.

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-Ayaw ni Marimar na nasa kasal ka.
-Okay.

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Ginawan mo 'ko ng pabor
kasi ayaw ding pumunta ni Paz.

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-Nasa'n ka?
-Sa bachelorette party.

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Hinay-hinay diyan.

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Maraming nasisirang kasalan
dahil sa ganyan.

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Magkasama kaming nagse-celebrate.

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-Pa'no kayo magsasaya niyan?
-Bye, Raúl.

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Saka na lang ulit, ha?

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Tingnan mo sila. Sobrang hot nila.

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Pwedeng tubig 'yong akin?

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Ma, alam kong naglalasing ka sa labas.

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Gin and tonic na nga lang.

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Alam mo kung saan tayo pupunta?

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Sa Tarragona.

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Tarragona? Ano'ng nasa Tarragona?

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Puta! Wala bang ibang plano?

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Sana Maldives na lang.

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Duwag ka lang, e.

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Pakawalan n'yo 'ko!

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Mga puta kayo!

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Gusto ko sa Dragon Khan.

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Sandali lang, anak.

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Sandali lang.

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Sino'ng sasama sa 'kin sa Angkor?

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Ako!

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Ilan kaya sa friends niya
ang naka-sex niya?

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Lahat sila, siguro?

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Tinitira niya, pagkatapos,
tinatayuan ng negosyo. Pwede na.

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Siya lang ang nakarelasyon kong babae.
Bukod sa naka-threesome namin ni Raúl.

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Ewan ko. Para akong virgin.

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Ang ganda no'n, di ba? Ikaw ang napili.

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Oo. Pero di ko maintindihan kung bakit.

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Straight ka. Sila, berde ang dugo.

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Tara na.

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Gawin nating confidence 'yang takot mo

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para makontrol mo ang labor mo.

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Hingang-malalim,

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punuin ang 'yong isip at puso
ng pag-ibig at kapayapaan.

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At i-recite natin
ang magiging mantra mo mula ngayon,

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"Alam ng katawan ko kung pa'no manganak.
Alam din ito ng anak ko."

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"Alam ng katawan ko
kung pa'no manganak. Alam din ito…"

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Excuse me lang!

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Honey!

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Pwede kayang mag-paint ka kaysa mag-DJ o…

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May hypnobirthing class kasi ako.

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Ba't di mo sinabi? Samahan kita.

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Hindi na. Salamat.

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Samahan na kita
para maka-connect tayo sa bata. Tara!

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Magbihis ka muna.

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Salamat.

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-Ayoko na. Maghihiwalay na kami.
-Agad?

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Parang bigla siyang naging tanga,
at ako rin.

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Akala ko, two years ang kilig phase.
Two months lang sa 'kin.

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Lahat, pabilis nang pabilis.

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At pag pinatira mo sila sa bahay…
Napaka-cute!

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Ayaw kong umasa sa lalaki,
pero ayaw ko ring mag-alaga.

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May napanood ako sa TikTok,

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kung mahilig ka sa mga artistic,

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'yon ay dahil di mo ma-express
ang emotions mo,

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kaya pino-project mo 'yon sa kanya.

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Kalokohan.

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Sensitive si Tomás, ingat ka.
Mas maraming lalaki ang nagsusuicide.

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Salamat, Cynthia.
Buti na lang at nandiyan ka.

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Panglimang tawag ko na 'to.

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Kahapon pa may incel protest
sa labas ng bahay ko…

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Incels.

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Hindi, incels.

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Involuntary celibates, okay?
Mga hindi maka-score, kaya…

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Hindi, di nila 'ko gustong gahasain,
pero nakakainis…

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Gawin n'yo na lang
ang trabaho n'yo. Salamat.

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Masarap ang beer.

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Gluten-free.

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Pahingi ng Doritos.

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Parak! Tara na!

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-Puta!
-Shit, pare.

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Takbo!

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Fede, takbo!

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Para sa'n 'yong taxes ko?

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Bukod sa pag-aayos ng kalsadang
di kailangang ayusin.

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Tingnan mo siya, mukhang cartoon.
Ang daming pinaretoke.

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Alex, babae ka.

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-Di mo dapat pinupuna ang kapwa mo.
-Makikipag-date ako.

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Dami kayang nagpapadala
ng fire emojis sa Stories ko.

00:10:55.440 --> 00:10:58.959 align:center
Ito, tingnan natin. "Kumusta, Ariel?"

00:10:59.480 --> 00:11:01.240 align:center
'Yon! May date na 'ko.

00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:02.320 align:center
Sa sine?

00:11:02.400 --> 00:11:05.440 align:center
Ha? Bakit sa sine?
Di pa nga kami nagse-sex.

00:11:06.719 --> 00:11:08.520 align:center
Wasak ka talaga, 'no?

00:11:09.079 --> 00:11:13.680 align:center
Blanca, natutuwa naman akong
may pakialam ka sa nararamdaman ko.

00:11:13.760 --> 00:11:17.560 align:center
Unang beses 'to siguro.
Pero wala ako sa mood makipag-usap.

00:11:20.680 --> 00:11:21.680 align:center
Party tayo?

00:11:21.760 --> 00:11:23.199 align:center
-Ha?
-Magsayaw tayo.

00:11:23.280 --> 00:11:27.000 align:center
-Basta wag sa Snobissimo. Banned ako do'n.
-Blanca, di ako lalabas kasama mo.

00:11:27.079 --> 00:11:29.400 align:center
Gusto ko lang magmukmok sa bahay.

00:11:29.480 --> 00:11:31.199 align:center
-Shi…
-Bakla!

00:11:31.280 --> 00:11:32.480 align:center
Tarantado!

00:11:34.160 --> 00:11:35.920 align:center
Hi, Papa. Okay ka lang?

00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:38.839 align:center
Hindi. Busy akong unti-unting mamatay.

00:11:39.880 --> 00:11:41.560 align:center
Buweno… heto.

00:11:43.920 --> 00:11:46.360 align:center
Nasa bachelorette party si Esther,

00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:48.959 align:center
kaya naisip ko,
"Kumustahin natin si boss."

00:11:51.280 --> 00:11:54.040 align:center
Paco, ano ba! Wala akong marinig!

00:11:54.880 --> 00:11:56.160 align:center
May emphysema.

00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:57.240 align:center
Okay…

00:11:57.880 --> 00:12:00.320 align:center
Pinadala mo ba 'yong sulat kay Mama?

00:12:00.920 --> 00:12:02.839 align:center
Oo. Pero di pa siya sumasagot.

00:12:02.920 --> 00:12:06.360 align:center
Busy siguro. Panay ang travel niya.

00:12:06.440 --> 00:12:09.000 align:center
Kahit kalahating oras lang
para sumagot, wala? 'Sus!

00:12:09.520 --> 00:12:10.560 align:center
Carmen!

00:12:12.079 --> 00:12:13.040 align:center
Ano?

00:12:14.480 --> 00:12:15.320 align:center
Ano?

00:12:17.199 --> 00:12:18.560 align:center
Na-stroke si Mama.

00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:27.480 align:center
Gagawin ba natin 'yong Harassed o hindi?

00:12:27.560 --> 00:12:29.240 align:center
-Sabihan mo kami.
-Ewan ko.

00:12:29.320 --> 00:12:30.760 align:center
Pedro, ano sa tingin mo?

00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:36.280 align:center
Nakakatawa naman 'yong series.

00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:41.199 align:center
Masyadong insecure 'yong bida,
pero totoo namang

00:12:41.880 --> 00:12:44.640 align:center
nakakatawa talaga 'yong ibang sitwasyon.

00:12:44.719 --> 00:12:46.560 align:center
Pwede kayang "Base sa tunay na buhay?"

00:12:46.640 --> 00:12:47.480 align:center
Hindi.

00:12:47.560 --> 00:12:50.000 align:center
Kailan ang pitch sa network?

00:12:50.079 --> 00:12:52.280 align:center
Bukas. Pero si Pedro ang magpi-pitch.

00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:53.719 align:center
Pero sa 'min 'to.

00:12:53.800 --> 00:12:57.800 align:center
Alam ko. Pero maniwala kayo,
si Pedro lang ang makakapagbenta nito.

00:12:58.760 --> 00:12:59.640 align:center
Ayusin mo.

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Sige!

00:13:08.280 --> 00:13:10.360 align:center
-Ang cool nito!
-Di ba?

00:13:10.440 --> 00:13:13.839 align:center
Sa boat ko sana ang party,
pero mas masaya 'to, di ba?

00:13:13.920 --> 00:13:15.040 align:center
May boat ka?

00:13:15.920 --> 00:13:18.800 align:center
Dalawa. At private jet.
Binabayaran ko na lang.

00:13:18.880 --> 00:13:20.000 align:center
Ingat!

00:13:22.040 --> 00:13:24.440 align:center
Pagtanda ko, gusto ko ring magnegosyo.

00:13:24.520 --> 00:13:25.560 align:center
Siyempre.

00:13:25.640 --> 00:13:29.000 align:center
Baka manalo ka rin
ng Woman of the Year award.

00:13:29.599 --> 00:13:30.959 align:center
Pero lalaki ako.

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Ayokong magpalda.

00:13:35.160 --> 00:13:37.240 align:center
Ako rin. Mas komportable ang pants.

00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:39.839 align:center
At mas malaki ang kita
ng male soccer players.

00:13:39.920 --> 00:13:44.360 align:center
Hindi ako nagsa-soccer,
pero di ako nawawalan ng pera.

00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:47.480 align:center
Mas gusto ko ng babae kaysa lalaki.

00:13:47.560 --> 00:13:48.480 align:center
Ako rin!

00:13:48.560 --> 00:13:50.880 align:center
Nakita mo kung ga'no kaganda
ang pakakasalan ko?

00:13:50.959 --> 00:13:51.800 align:center
Sige.

00:13:54.280 --> 00:13:55.480 align:center
Iwasan ninyo!

00:13:56.079 --> 00:14:00.000 align:center
Nakakalungkot, kasi minsan,
wala akong tiwala kay Raúl sa ex niya.

00:14:00.599 --> 00:14:01.520 align:center
Sa akin?

00:14:01.599 --> 00:14:03.839 align:center
Ininvite niya 'yong ex niya
nang walang paalam.

00:14:03.920 --> 00:14:05.480 align:center
Iisa lang ang proposal namin.

00:14:06.320 --> 00:14:08.160 align:center
Parang mahal pa niya 'yon.

00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:10.440 align:center
Totoo ba 'yon, Raúl?

00:14:10.520 --> 00:14:12.480 align:center
Mahal mo pa rin ba si…

00:14:12.560 --> 00:14:14.479 align:center
-Ano'ng pangalan niya?
-Luz.

00:14:15.000 --> 00:14:15.839 align:center
Si Luz?

00:14:16.479 --> 00:14:18.680 align:center
Maganda ang nararamdaman ko
sa kanya no'n.

00:14:20.560 --> 00:14:21.680 align:center
Pero di na ngayon.

00:14:22.280 --> 00:14:23.599 align:center
'Yon pa.

00:14:23.680 --> 00:14:25.520 align:center
Kung di na niya siya mahal,

00:14:25.599 --> 00:14:27.680 align:center
pa'no kung tumigil din siyang mahalin ako?

00:14:27.760 --> 00:14:28.599 align:center
Okay, ganito.

00:14:29.400 --> 00:14:31.520 align:center
Sa totoo lang,
di ka dapat magtiwala kay Raúl.

00:14:32.280 --> 00:14:33.719 align:center
Magtiwala ka sa Diyos.

00:14:33.800 --> 00:14:37.079 align:center
Wala sa damdamin ang sakramento ng kasal.
Nasa commitment 'yon.

00:14:37.160 --> 00:14:39.360 align:center
Pabago-bago ang damdamin.

00:14:39.959 --> 00:14:42.479 align:center
-Ang commitment, pagkukusa 'yon.
-Mismo.

00:14:44.719 --> 00:14:46.800 align:center
-Gusto mo bang mangumpisal?
-Opo.

00:14:52.199 --> 00:14:55.680 align:center
Sa ngalan ng Ama,
at ng Anak, at ng Espiritu Santo.

00:14:55.760 --> 00:14:57.160 align:center
Sumaiyo ang Panginoon,

00:14:57.240 --> 00:14:59.880 align:center
upang maikumpisal mo ang iyong mga sala.

00:14:59.959 --> 00:15:00.959 align:center
Wala naman gaano.

00:15:01.959 --> 00:15:03.439 align:center
White lies lang.

00:15:03.520 --> 00:15:05.199 align:center
Mga maruming naiisip.

00:15:05.839 --> 00:15:07.280 align:center
Parang nanggagaling 'yon

00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:09.959 align:center
sa bagay na di ko pa masolusyunan.

00:15:10.920 --> 00:15:12.120 align:center
Ano 'yon, Raúl?

00:15:12.199 --> 00:15:14.599 align:center
Mahilig ako sa mga babae. Sobra.

00:15:14.680 --> 00:15:17.240 align:center
Tuwang-tuwa akong naimbento ang babae.

00:15:18.199 --> 00:15:20.520 align:center
Pinakamaganda sa lahat
ang isang magandang babae.

00:15:20.599 --> 00:15:22.719 align:center
Walang makakatalo ro'n. Wala.

00:15:22.800 --> 00:15:25.920 align:center
-Ginugulo nila ang isip ko.
-Karaniwan 'yan.

00:15:26.439 --> 00:15:28.560 align:center
-Tipikal kang babaero.
-Tama.

00:15:28.640 --> 00:15:31.640 align:center
Pero sa lahat ng 'yon,
isa lang ang talagang gumugulo sa isip ko.

00:15:32.839 --> 00:15:35.040 align:center
-Ewan kung ano'ng na kay Luz…
-Raúl.

00:15:35.880 --> 00:15:38.079 align:center
Nasa harap mo na ang solusyon.

00:15:38.160 --> 00:15:39.280 align:center
Kasal.

00:15:40.360 --> 00:15:41.199 align:center
Tama.

00:15:41.719 --> 00:15:43.920 align:center
Magiging mabuting tao ako sa pagpapakasal.

00:15:44.479 --> 00:15:46.000 align:center
Si Marimar ang pinakamamahal ko.

00:15:46.079 --> 00:15:48.439 align:center
Kahit hindi, di na mahalaga. Tingin mo?

00:15:48.520 --> 00:15:50.479 align:center
Na pinagbuklod kayo ng Diyos?

00:15:51.800 --> 00:15:56.479 align:center
Na sa bilyon-bilyong nasa mundo,
itinadhana kayong mahanap ang isa't isa?

00:15:56.560 --> 00:15:57.800 align:center
Oo, di ba?

00:15:57.880 --> 00:15:59.760 align:center
Iyon ang plano ng Diyos, ang…

00:15:59.839 --> 00:16:01.079 align:center
Hindi.

00:16:01.160 --> 00:16:04.760 align:center
Pumili ka ng sakto lang
at magsakripisyo ka. 'Yon ang pag-aasawa.

00:16:05.959 --> 00:16:08.479 align:center
Di ba parang patriarchal pact 'to, Father?

00:16:08.560 --> 00:16:10.479 align:center
Sampung Ama Namin lang, okay na.

00:16:10.560 --> 00:16:12.599 align:center
Sa ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak,
ng Espiritu Santo.

00:16:12.680 --> 00:16:14.880 align:center
Pinapatawad na kita. Humayo ka na.

00:16:17.280 --> 00:16:18.839 align:center
Ikaw na naman, Maricarmen?

00:16:19.599 --> 00:16:20.959 align:center
Attention, please.

00:16:21.479 --> 00:16:22.599 align:center
Salamat.

00:16:24.040 --> 00:16:28.599 align:center
Luz, napagdesisyunan kong
itali ang sarili ko sa 'yo habambuhay.

00:16:29.479 --> 00:16:31.760 align:center
Pero pakiramdam ko, malaya ako.

00:16:31.839 --> 00:16:34.240 align:center
Para sa diyosang pakakasalan ko.

00:16:34.319 --> 00:16:35.959 align:center
-Cheers!
-Cheers!

00:16:36.040 --> 00:16:37.359 align:center
-Cheers!
-Cheers.

00:16:40.479 --> 00:16:42.240 align:center
Napakaganda.

00:16:43.319 --> 00:16:45.160 align:center
Uy, may asawa ka na ba?

00:16:45.680 --> 00:16:46.880 align:center
Oo, girl.

00:16:46.959 --> 00:16:48.640 align:center
Pero faithful ka ba?

00:16:48.719 --> 00:16:52.199 align:center
Nagka-open relationship ako no'n,
pero hindi na ngayon.

00:16:53.839 --> 00:16:55.800 align:center
Sayang naman.

00:16:58.319 --> 00:16:59.880 align:center
Ma, patikim ng champagne?

00:16:59.959 --> 00:17:01.880 align:center
Anak, matulog ka na. Wala ka dapat dito.

00:17:01.959 --> 00:17:03.280 align:center
Pambabae lang 'to.

00:17:03.359 --> 00:17:06.159 align:center
Babae rin ako. Ayaw ko nang maging Jacobo.

00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:07.240 align:center
Ay!

00:17:12.280 --> 00:17:14.359 align:center
Para sa mga ikakasal!

00:17:20.919 --> 00:17:23.200 align:center
Kumusta? Ayaw mo bang makipagsayaw?

00:17:23.280 --> 00:17:26.240 align:center
-Miriam, di ako lesbyana.
-Pa'no ka nakakasiguro?

00:17:26.760 --> 00:17:29.280 align:center
Di ba sabi ng mama mo, tikman mo lahat?

00:17:29.360 --> 00:17:30.360 align:center
Ha?

00:17:34.800 --> 00:17:35.840 align:center
Ano…

00:17:36.360 --> 00:17:37.720 align:center
Excuse me lang.

00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:42.320 align:center
Uy, hinalikan ako ni Miriam sa labi.

00:17:42.840 --> 00:17:43.960 align:center
Kumusta naman?

00:17:44.040 --> 00:17:45.600 align:center
Girl, straight talaga ako.

00:17:46.200 --> 00:17:47.159 align:center
Malas mo.

00:17:47.760 --> 00:17:48.760 align:center
Oo nga, e.

00:17:49.840 --> 00:17:50.840 align:center
'Yan na siya!

00:17:54.919 --> 00:17:56.360 align:center
Mahal ko.

00:17:58.560 --> 00:17:59.560 align:center
Mag-baby tayo.

00:18:00.399 --> 00:18:01.960 align:center
-Ha?
-Seryoso ako.

00:18:02.600 --> 00:18:04.520 align:center
Pili tayo kung sino'ng magbubuntis.

00:18:04.600 --> 00:18:05.600 align:center
Wala na 'kong matris.

00:18:06.600 --> 00:18:07.800 align:center
Shit, oo nga.

00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:09.720 align:center
Sige. Ako na lang.

00:18:09.800 --> 00:18:12.000 align:center
May eggs ka ba, o akin na lang?

00:18:12.080 --> 00:18:13.560 align:center
Pwede naman ang akin.

00:18:13.640 --> 00:18:15.680 align:center
Paz, ayokong maging ina.

00:18:15.760 --> 00:18:17.480 align:center
Mapag-iisipan natin 'yan.

00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:21.640 align:center
Ang boring mo. Tara na.

00:18:21.720 --> 00:18:23.320 align:center
May rekord ka sa pulis.

00:18:23.919 --> 00:18:26.399 align:center
At mukha kang tanga,
tubig lang ang iniinom mo.

00:18:26.919 --> 00:18:28.399 align:center
Tama na 'yan.

00:18:28.480 --> 00:18:31.960 align:center
Kung hanapan kita ng malalandi
tapos, hanapan mo rin ako?

00:18:32.040 --> 00:18:35.120 align:center
Mas hindi nakakaawa,
di rin ako marereport.

00:18:36.760 --> 00:18:38.200 align:center
Sana nasa bahay na lang ako.

00:18:38.280 --> 00:18:41.600 align:center
Napaka-boring mo.
Di na kataka-takang iniwan ka ni Irene.

00:18:56.560 --> 00:18:57.679 align:center
Hey.

00:18:59.000 --> 00:18:59.960 align:center
Nagustuhan mo?

00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:03.440 align:center
Oo… Ikaw ba 'yan?

00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:06.120 align:center
Ayaw mo.

00:19:06.200 --> 00:19:08.000 align:center
Hindi mo gusto. Ang pangit.

00:19:08.080 --> 00:19:10.040 align:center
Wag mong sirain. Malay mo naman.

00:19:10.120 --> 00:19:13.720 align:center
Ang sining ay parang buhay, panandalian.
Nagpipinta ako para sa sarili ko.

00:19:15.280 --> 00:19:16.200 align:center
Okay.

00:19:19.280 --> 00:19:20.280 align:center
Usap tayo?

00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:23.640 align:center
Iiwan mo na 'ko, 'no?

00:19:24.159 --> 00:19:25.120 align:center
Gano'n kahalata?

00:19:25.200 --> 00:19:27.800 align:center
Agad? Manganganak ka na.

00:19:28.399 --> 00:19:29.360 align:center
Kaya nga.

00:19:30.360 --> 00:19:34.000 align:center
Sa tingin ko, pinakamainam
para sa mental stability ko

00:19:34.080 --> 00:19:36.040 align:center
na umalis ka sa lalong madaling panahon.

00:19:36.560 --> 00:19:38.000 align:center
May nasabi ba ako o…

00:19:38.080 --> 00:19:42.200 align:center
Hindi. Kakagaling ko lang
sa complicated relationship…

00:19:42.280 --> 00:19:44.679 align:center
at ayoko na muna ulit ng gulo.

00:19:47.040 --> 00:19:48.600 align:center
Dinudurog mo ang puso ko, Daniela.

00:19:48.679 --> 00:19:50.000 align:center
Ganiyan ang breakup.

00:19:50.080 --> 00:19:51.200 align:center
Wag mong masamain.

00:19:51.280 --> 00:19:55.960 align:center
Ang laking dagok nito.
Pero nakaka-pressure mahalin.

00:19:56.040 --> 00:19:58.280 align:center
Lagi mong sinusubukang di sila biguin.

00:19:58.800 --> 00:19:59.919 align:center
Oo. Okay.

00:20:01.200 --> 00:20:03.040 align:center
Pero para din 'to sa 'yo.

00:20:03.120 --> 00:20:05.120 align:center
Kasi pakiramdam ko, parang…

00:20:05.200 --> 00:20:08.320 align:center
nasisira ko 'yong creativity mo
sa kasiyahan ko.

00:20:08.399 --> 00:20:10.640 align:center
Oo nga. Medyo, sa totoo lang.

00:20:14.320 --> 00:20:16.960 align:center
Pwede kang mag-alay
ng heartbreak song para sa akin.

00:20:17.040 --> 00:20:19.880 align:center
Revenge song ala-Taylor Swift.

00:20:28.880 --> 00:20:29.880 align:center
Sige.

00:20:31.120 --> 00:20:32.840 align:center
-Pwedeng humingi ng pabor?
-Sige.

00:20:33.720 --> 00:20:35.159 align:center
Pwedeng tabi tayo matulog?

00:20:36.280 --> 00:20:37.440 align:center
Ang weird no'n.

00:20:37.520 --> 00:20:38.760 align:center
Ang ganda no'n.

00:20:56.440 --> 00:20:57.600 align:center
Buwisit na Stefan.

00:21:06.360 --> 00:21:07.720 align:center
Good morning.

00:21:07.800 --> 00:21:10.159 align:center
Alex, nagkamali ako.

00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:12.560 align:center
Naku. Tinawagan mo si Irene.

00:21:12.640 --> 00:21:13.919 align:center
Mas malala pa do'n.

00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:15.320 align:center
Good morning.

00:21:15.399 --> 00:21:18.480 align:center
Ang sweet mo naman. Salamat.

00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:23.919 align:center
Akin na ang pera ko. Aalis na 'ko.

00:21:24.000 --> 00:21:26.560 align:center
Hindi, tama ka. Maling magmukmok sa bahay.

00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:29.040 align:center
Tuloy pa rin 'yong Tinder date kay Sole?

00:21:29.120 --> 00:21:31.560 align:center
Nag-cancel ako. Tatanungin ko siya.

00:21:42.520 --> 00:21:43.480 align:center
Pedro.

00:21:44.679 --> 00:21:45.919 align:center
Welcome.

00:21:47.040 --> 00:21:49.240 align:center
-Kumusta?
-Ako si Marta, assistant ni Angela.

00:21:49.320 --> 00:21:51.399 align:center
Halika. Hinihintay ka niya.

00:21:52.600 --> 00:21:53.640 align:center
Dito.

00:21:54.919 --> 00:21:55.840 align:center
'Ayun siya.

00:21:56.360 --> 00:21:58.320 align:center
Uy, Pedro. Long time no see.

00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:01.040 align:center
-Hello.
-Dala mo ang pepper spray mo?

00:22:01.120 --> 00:22:02.760 align:center
-Pwede kang ibeso?
-Hindi.

00:22:02.840 --> 00:22:05.600 align:center
Dala ko lang 'yon
pag nagba-bike, para sa aso.

00:22:08.159 --> 00:22:10.640 align:center
Okay. Maupo ka.

00:22:10.720 --> 00:22:13.760 align:center
-Gusto mo ba ng tsaa o kape?
-Tubig, please.

00:22:15.159 --> 00:22:18.040 align:center
Di ko alam na dito ka nagtatrabaho.

00:22:18.120 --> 00:22:21.480 align:center
Film and Series Content Director.
Nasa 40-plus ang projects ko.

00:22:21.560 --> 00:22:24.439 align:center
Ang laki ng inangat sa career ko. Salamat.

00:22:25.040 --> 00:22:27.640 align:center
-Walang anuman.
-Ano'ng ipapakita mo sa 'kin?

00:22:28.159 --> 00:22:31.320 align:center
Series siya. Harassed ang title.

00:22:32.640 --> 00:22:33.560 align:center
Thriller?

00:22:33.640 --> 00:22:36.880 align:center
Tragicomedy. Ito 'yong pilot.
Basahin mo na lang.

00:22:36.960 --> 00:22:38.200 align:center
Hindi, pahingi ng pitch.

00:22:38.280 --> 00:22:40.480 align:center
Balita ko, magaling kang salesman.

00:22:47.159 --> 00:22:48.679 align:center
Okay. Tingnan natin.

00:22:49.600 --> 00:22:52.200 align:center
Kuwento ito
ng 40-something male executive

00:22:52.280 --> 00:22:54.520 align:center
na nagtrabaho sa isang kompanya,

00:22:55.120 --> 00:22:57.760 align:center
at 'yong boss niyang matalino at maganda,

00:22:58.919 --> 00:22:59.960 align:center
hinarass siya.

00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:01.360 align:center
Aha.

00:23:02.159 --> 00:23:05.840 align:center
Akala niya, hinaharass siya
kasi may mga ginagawa siyang

00:23:05.919 --> 00:23:08.919 align:center
maituturing ngayong harassment.

00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:10.840 align:center
Bale, hindi malinaw ang isyu.

00:23:11.439 --> 00:23:14.200 align:center
Hindi. Para sa kanya,
pero di niya alam ang gagawin.

00:23:14.280 --> 00:23:15.280 align:center
Ano,

00:23:16.280 --> 00:23:17.399 align:center
medyo lost siya.

00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:18.600 align:center
Kawawa naman.

00:23:20.600 --> 00:23:24.360 align:center
Sa huli,
dahil sa social pressure at iba pa,

00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:29.600 align:center
inireport niya 'to,
at naging complicated na lahat.

00:23:29.679 --> 00:23:30.640 align:center
Tama.

00:23:32.399 --> 00:23:34.439 align:center
Feminist 'yong perspective.

00:23:34.520 --> 00:23:37.080 align:center
Bale, gago 'yong bida.

00:23:37.159 --> 00:23:39.280 align:center
Sweet… na gago.

00:23:39.360 --> 00:23:42.480 align:center
Mangmang na gago
at clueless social climber.

00:23:42.560 --> 00:23:43.720 align:center
Parang gano'n.

00:23:45.720 --> 00:23:47.840 align:center
Mukhang masaya.
Babasahin ko, sasabihan kita.

00:23:47.919 --> 00:23:48.960 align:center
-Ayos.
-Perfect.

00:23:49.040 --> 00:23:52.240 align:center
Buweno, masaya akong
makita ka ulit, Angela.

00:23:52.880 --> 00:23:54.840 align:center
Pakibati na lang si Virginia.

00:23:57.080 --> 00:23:58.200 align:center
Magkakilala kayo?

00:23:58.280 --> 00:23:59.640 align:center
Naikuwento ka niya.

00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:01.320 align:center
Ako?

00:24:01.399 --> 00:24:02.600 align:center
Na sakto ka lang.

00:24:02.679 --> 00:24:04.360 align:center
Wala akong panghihinayangan.

00:24:10.040 --> 00:24:12.919 align:center
Pina-pitch mo talaga sa 'kin
ang Harassed kay Ángela?

00:24:13.000 --> 00:24:15.760 align:center
Bayad 'yan sa presscon. Patas na tayo.

00:24:15.840 --> 00:24:16.880 align:center
Patas?

00:24:16.960 --> 00:24:18.600 align:center
Alam mo kung ga'no kahirap 'yon?

00:24:18.679 --> 00:24:20.480 align:center
Muntik na akong atakihin.

00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:24.960 align:center
Pedro, siguradong ipo-produce niya 'yon.

00:24:25.040 --> 00:24:27.200 align:center
Biopic niya ang ibinenta natin.

00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:30.720 align:center
Bakit mo kinuwento 'yong nangyari?

00:24:30.800 --> 00:24:32.560 align:center
Ano'ng sasabihin ko?

00:24:32.640 --> 00:24:34.159 align:center
Dapat magdiwang tayo, di ba?

00:24:35.000 --> 00:24:36.000 align:center
May idea ka ba o…

00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:38.840 align:center
Biro lang.

00:24:38.919 --> 00:24:41.720 align:center
Hindi. Wag kang magbibiro
ng ganito, Virginia.

00:24:41.800 --> 00:24:43.040 align:center
Relax.

00:24:44.360 --> 00:24:46.600 align:center
Magkaka-meaning lang ang sex
kung bibigyan mo.

00:24:46.679 --> 00:24:47.600 align:center
Oo nga.

00:24:47.679 --> 00:24:51.200 align:center
Ipapaalam ko sa scriptwriters
na matagumpay ang meeting mo.

00:24:51.280 --> 00:24:54.080 align:center
Siya nga pala,
pag-isipan na natin ang cast.

00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:07.439 align:center
Paz?

00:25:08.600 --> 00:25:09.560 align:center
Ano 'yon?

00:25:11.800 --> 00:25:14.360 align:center
Na-realize kong mahal na mahal kita.

00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:16.960 align:center
Buong araw na 'kong nagseselos.

00:25:17.040 --> 00:25:19.760 align:center
Ang cute mo, mahal ko. Maganda 'yan.

00:25:20.960 --> 00:25:22.960 align:center
Ilan sa mga kaibigan mo ang naka-sex mo?

00:25:27.439 --> 00:25:28.640 align:center
Mahalaga pa ba 'yon?

00:25:30.399 --> 00:25:31.399 align:center
Okay.

00:25:37.880 --> 00:25:38.760 align:center
Luz.

00:25:39.280 --> 00:25:41.399 align:center
Gusto kitang pakasalan. Hm?

00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:43.880 align:center
Ako rin. Kaya nga 'ko nag-aalala.

00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:47.000 align:center
Di ba dapat hintayin nating
humupa muna 'yong kilig?

00:25:47.080 --> 00:25:49.080 align:center
Para makapagdesisyon tayo nang objective.

00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:52.640 align:center
Tara. Maglakad-lakad tayo.

00:25:53.159 --> 00:25:55.840 align:center
-Magbabad ka para di ka mag-isip.
-Wag! Ayoko!

00:26:00.040 --> 00:26:01.240 align:center
Papatayin kita!

00:26:01.760 --> 00:26:02.760 align:center
Musta ang tubig?

00:26:06.520 --> 00:26:10.120 align:center
Napakasuwerte mo
at nakagawa ka ng buhay sa katawan mo.

00:26:10.800 --> 00:26:12.399 align:center
Kilala ng anak mo ang boses mo.

00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:15.080 align:center
Ramdam niya ang emosyon mo, mga haplos mo.

00:26:15.159 --> 00:26:17.120 align:center
May panlasa na rin siya.

00:26:17.199 --> 00:26:19.840 align:center
Parang napakasama kong tao.

00:26:19.919 --> 00:26:22.439 align:center
Focus tayo
sa pakikipag-ugnayan sa anak mo.

00:26:22.520 --> 00:26:25.040 align:center
Pero di ko kaya. Ang pangit ng tulog ko.

00:26:25.120 --> 00:26:27.399 align:center
Sure kang gusto mo ng natural birth?

00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:29.240 align:center
Sure na sure na 'ko.

00:26:29.320 --> 00:26:31.560 align:center
Ngayong mas kalmado ka na,

00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:35.600 align:center
mag-record ka ng video message
para sa sarili mo habang nanganganak.

00:26:35.679 --> 00:26:37.840 align:center
Pero… Record ng video?

00:26:37.919 --> 00:26:38.880 align:center
Ng sarili ko?

00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:41.000 align:center
Matutulungan ka no'n.

00:26:44.280 --> 00:26:47.320 align:center
Pangit yata ang timing. nito
kasi baka nagle-labor ka na…

00:26:47.399 --> 00:26:49.640 align:center
Pero paalala ko lang 'to sa 'yo

00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:52.320 align:center
na ginusto mo 'to
at mahusay ang ginagawa mo.

00:26:52.399 --> 00:26:54.000 align:center
Na napakasuwerte mo.

00:26:54.520 --> 00:26:55.800 align:center
At…

00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:57.600 align:center
Alam ng katawan mo paano manganak…

00:26:59.000 --> 00:27:02.240 align:center
Alam ng katawan mo paano manganak.
Alam ng anak mo kung paano ipanganak.

00:27:02.320 --> 00:27:04.439 align:center
At isipin mo na ang pangalan niya.

00:27:04.520 --> 00:27:07.320 align:center
Kasi lagi mong ipinagpapabukas at…

00:27:07.399 --> 00:27:09.960 align:center
I love you. Okay. Bye.

00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:12.880 align:center
-Okay ba 'yon?'
-Oo.

00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:13.880 align:center
Talaga?

00:27:16.199 --> 00:27:18.320 align:center
Sorry, 'yong tangang ama ng anak ko.

00:27:19.159 --> 00:27:21.159 align:center
Tandaan, naririnig ka ng anak mo.

00:27:21.240 --> 00:27:22.679 align:center
Grabe, sobrang pressure.

00:27:24.840 --> 00:27:27.080 align:center
-O, Pedro.
-Kumusta ka?

00:27:27.600 --> 00:27:31.280 align:center
-Ilang araw tayong di nag-usap.
-Sawa na 'ko, sa totoo lang.

00:27:31.360 --> 00:27:33.600 align:center
Handa na 'kong makita
at pangalanan siya.

00:27:33.679 --> 00:27:35.360 align:center
Kailan ang due date mo? Malapit na?

00:27:35.439 --> 00:27:37.679 align:center
Oo. Pero mukhang komportable siya sa loob.

00:27:37.760 --> 00:27:41.040 align:center
May listahan ako
ng mga makakatulong sa panganganak.

00:27:41.120 --> 00:27:43.679 align:center
"Maglakad nang dalawang oras,
kumain ng maanghang,

00:27:43.760 --> 00:27:46.480 align:center
i-stimulate ang nipples
para magka-oxytocin."

00:27:46.560 --> 00:27:48.840 align:center
Nag-aalala ka lang
na baka sumabay sa premiere mo.

00:27:48.919 --> 00:27:50.040 align:center
Hindi.

00:27:50.520 --> 00:27:53.439 align:center
Nandiyan naman si Tomás
para hawakan ang kamay mo.

00:27:53.520 --> 00:27:54.800 align:center
Hiwalay na kami.

00:27:55.320 --> 00:27:56.800 align:center
Ikaw na lang.

00:27:57.480 --> 00:28:00.399 align:center
Magdesisyon ka na. Kung di ka pupunta,
sasabihin ko sa anak mo.

00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:03.040 align:center
Gusto kitang aluin, pero ayoko.

00:28:03.120 --> 00:28:05.280 align:center
Ibig sabihin, may pag-asa pa 'ko?

00:28:06.199 --> 00:28:07.760 align:center
Pumutok ang panubigan ko sa gulat.

00:28:07.840 --> 00:28:10.399 align:center
-Balitaan mo na lang ako.
-May choice ba ko?

00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:11.560 align:center
Kumain ka ng maanghang!

00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:13.960 align:center
Ikaw na lang.

00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:15.800 align:center
Di mo ba nararamdaman

00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:18.960 align:center
na para nang job interviews
'yong mga date ngayon?

00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:23.720 align:center
Parang market kung saan bumababa
ang halaga ng lahat.

00:28:23.800 --> 00:28:26.399 align:center
'Yong mga nararamdaman, sex…

00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:27.840 align:center
Totoo, oo.

00:28:31.080 --> 00:28:33.480 align:center
May isa pang nakakanginig talaga ng laman.

00:28:33.560 --> 00:28:35.959 align:center
Di ng itlog, patriarchal 'yon.

00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:38.199 align:center
Wala nang nakikinig sa isa't isa.

00:28:38.280 --> 00:28:40.320 align:center
Di na namamansin ang mga tao.

00:28:40.399 --> 00:28:43.439 align:center
Para na tayong nasa ibang lugar.

00:28:44.439 --> 00:28:46.439 align:center
Akala ko, natuto na tayo sa pandemic.

00:28:47.120 --> 00:28:48.760 align:center
Ano'ng mga hilig mo, Santi?

00:28:50.000 --> 00:28:51.760 align:center
Buweno, ano nga ba?

00:28:51.840 --> 00:28:55.760 align:center
Oo, favorite hobbies ko ang mag-travel,

00:28:55.840 --> 00:28:59.919 align:center
lumabas kasama ng tropa,
mamugot ng madre, manggahasa ng hamster..

00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:00.879 align:center
Ayos 'yon.

00:29:02.439 --> 00:29:06.560 align:center
Gusto kong tinatali sila
nang mahigpit gamit ang duct tape.

00:29:06.639 --> 00:29:08.679 align:center
Para di sila sumabog. At bam!

00:29:10.199 --> 00:29:11.040 align:center
Excuse me?

00:29:11.120 --> 00:29:14.600 align:center
Pwede mo bang ibaba ang phone mo
habang kausap kita?

00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:18.520 align:center
Hindi diyan. Ilagay mo sa bag mo.

00:29:19.120 --> 00:29:21.120 align:center
Sorry, nagreply lang ako sa work email.

00:29:21.199 --> 00:29:22.800 align:center
Pwede tayong magpanggap.

00:29:22.879 --> 00:29:24.800 align:center
At umastang parang tao.

00:29:24.879 --> 00:29:27.600 align:center
Na parang may malasakit sa isa't isa.

00:29:27.679 --> 00:29:29.560 align:center
Empathy lang ang hinihingi ko!

00:29:29.639 --> 00:29:30.639 align:center
Buwisit!

00:29:33.520 --> 00:29:34.879 align:center
Phone mo ang ipambayad mo.

00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:40.399 align:center
Sawa na 'ko sa walang saysay na relasyon.

00:29:40.919 --> 00:29:42.679 align:center
Gusto kong bumalik sa 19th century.

00:29:51.399 --> 00:29:53.000 align:center
IRENE CASTRO

00:29:54.639 --> 00:29:58.639 align:center
KUMUSTA KA NA? I MISS YOU…

00:30:07.760 --> 00:30:09.919 align:center
PAPA, ZERO CONTACT

00:30:11.919 --> 00:30:13.520 align:center
Binura mo ang number niya?

00:30:13.600 --> 00:30:14.840 align:center
You're welcome.

00:30:14.919 --> 00:30:16.159 align:center
Pero di ko kabisado!

00:30:16.240 --> 00:30:18.040 align:center
Papa, zero contact.

00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:22.439 align:center
Mga mahal, nakauwi na kami!

00:30:22.520 --> 00:30:23.399 align:center
Esther!

00:30:24.159 --> 00:30:25.199 align:center
Magandang balita.

00:30:26.040 --> 00:30:29.679 align:center
Paglaki ko, magiging businesswoman ako
at magkakabangka at private jet.

00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.320 align:center
Businesswoman?

00:30:34.399 --> 00:30:37.199 align:center
Naguluhan lang siya
dahil gusto niya ng babae.

00:30:37.280 --> 00:30:39.040 align:center
Gusto na niyang maging gaya ni Paz.

00:30:39.120 --> 00:30:41.199 align:center
Paglaki ko,
magiging Woman of the Year ako.

00:30:41.879 --> 00:30:43.240 align:center
Tomboy ang anak natin!

00:30:43.840 --> 00:30:45.000 align:center
Tomboy siya.

00:30:45.679 --> 00:30:48.840 align:center
Mahalaga nga namang may role model!

00:30:48.919 --> 00:30:51.280 align:center
Kailangan niya lang ng hahangaang babae.

00:30:51.360 --> 00:30:52.800 align:center
Ano'ng ibig mong sabihin?

00:30:52.879 --> 00:30:55.639 align:center
-Di kasali ang ina.
-Tingnan natin kung di niya 'ko hangaan.

00:30:55.720 --> 00:30:57.879 align:center
Pag nakita niya ako sa Alpha Males.

00:30:57.959 --> 00:30:59.639 align:center
Siya nga pala…

00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:01.040 align:center
Ang galing, 'no?

00:31:01.120 --> 00:31:02.679 align:center
Sa wakas, maayos na ang lahat.

00:31:02.760 --> 00:31:05.280 align:center
Isa na akong aktres,
umalis na ang papa mo,

00:31:05.360 --> 00:31:06.399 align:center
Iris na ulit si Iris…

00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:08.720 align:center
Honey, tungkol sa…

00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:12.520 align:center
Ba't nandito ang mama mo?

00:31:13.600 --> 00:31:14.840 align:center
Na-stroke siya.

00:31:16.919 --> 00:31:18.120 align:center
Sarap sa pakiramdam.

00:31:18.199 --> 00:31:21.480 align:center
Huling kumpisal ko, Communion ko pa.
Parang nalinis ang loob ko.

00:31:21.560 --> 00:31:24.320 align:center
Ayoko sa relihiyong
napapatawad agad si Raúl.

00:31:24.399 --> 00:31:27.760 align:center
May mas patriarchal at sexist pa ba
kaysa sa Simbahan?

00:31:28.280 --> 00:31:30.439 align:center
Alam mo kung ilan na ang niloko mo?

00:31:30.520 --> 00:31:32.520 align:center
Di ko binibilang. Di ako gano'n.

00:31:32.600 --> 00:31:34.159 align:center
Pero 'yong naikama mo, bilang mo.

00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:35.520 align:center
Lahat naman tayo, a.

00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:38.600 align:center
Mula ngayon, magiging tapat na ako.

00:31:38.679 --> 00:31:40.399 align:center
Bagong buhay. Walang kasinungalingan.

00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:42.679 align:center
Bale, wala nang Luz.

00:31:48.600 --> 00:31:50.399 align:center
-Hello.
-Ay! Raúl, buwisit!

00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:52.399 align:center
-Pwede tayong mag-usap?
-Ngayon?

00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:53.639 align:center
Mahalaga 'to.

00:31:54.120 --> 00:31:57.560 align:center
Wag kang mag-scooter,
hindi nakaka-sexy 'yan.

00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:01.439 align:center
Makinig ka, Luz.

00:32:04.040 --> 00:32:06.600 align:center
-Grabe, ang hirap nito.
-Ano 'yon?

00:32:06.679 --> 00:32:08.399 align:center
Nandito ako para magpaalam.

00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:10.639 align:center
-Saan ka pupunta?
-Di ako aalis.

00:32:11.520 --> 00:32:16.520 align:center
Pero di na tayo pwedeng magkita
as friends. Bilang respeto kay Marimar.

00:32:18.399 --> 00:32:20.840 align:center
Ikakasal na ako at magbabagong-buhay.

00:32:20.919 --> 00:32:22.199 align:center
Ayoko siyang saktan.

00:32:22.959 --> 00:32:25.000 align:center
Kahit sino. Ayoko na.

00:32:27.679 --> 00:32:28.679 align:center
Okay. Kuha ko.

00:32:29.280 --> 00:32:31.120 align:center
'Yon lang, kaya…

00:32:32.439 --> 00:32:35.919 align:center
Marami akong masasabing
maganda sa 'yo, pero wag na lang,

00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:39.320 align:center
kasi sasama ang loob ko mamaya.

00:32:39.399 --> 00:32:40.760 align:center
Wag mo na lang sabihin.

00:32:41.719 --> 00:32:42.560 align:center
Yakap?

00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:44.240 align:center
Sige.

00:32:55.320 --> 00:32:57.280 align:center
-Sana maging masaya ka.
-Ikaw din.

00:33:00.280 --> 00:33:02.040 align:center
Sige na, lalamigin ka.

00:33:13.199 --> 00:33:14.240 align:center
Salamat.

00:33:14.320 --> 00:33:15.879 align:center
-Daniela, question.
-Hello.

00:33:15.959 --> 00:33:17.679 align:center
Kumusta? Manganganak ka na, di ba?

00:33:17.760 --> 00:33:20.199 align:center
Oo. Pero eto ako, nagtatrabaho.

00:33:20.280 --> 00:33:22.240 align:center
Sumpa ng pagiging self-employed.

00:33:22.320 --> 00:33:23.600 align:center
May pangalan na siya?

00:33:23.679 --> 00:33:25.560 align:center
Hinihintay kong makita ang mukha niya.

00:33:30.959 --> 00:33:32.159 align:center
Okay ka lang?

00:33:32.240 --> 00:33:34.040 align:center
Pumutok na yata ang panubigan ko.

00:33:34.120 --> 00:33:35.959 align:center
Cynthia! Cyn!

00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:39.879 align:center
-Congratulations!
-Salamat!

00:33:39.959 --> 00:33:41.600 align:center
Sabihin mong nakuha mo 'yon.

00:33:45.280 --> 00:33:46.480 align:center
Diyos ko po.

00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:16.000 align:center
Honey.

00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:20.480 align:center
Ano 'yan?

00:35:31.839 --> 00:35:34.240 align:center
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