WEBVTT 00:06.040 --> 00:08.039 [upbeat music playing] 00:16.439 --> 00:17.279 Nervous? 00:17.360 --> 00:18.759 Me? No, why? 00:18.840 --> 00:20.720 I don't know. [chuckles] 00:20.800 --> 00:21.880 Your cruise went well? 00:21.959 --> 00:25.080 Oh, unbelievable. I started living way too late. 00:26.000 --> 00:28.760 [Luis] Yeah. No. Come on, I'm just asking you, please. 00:28.840 --> 00:30.040 You always get worked up. 00:30.119 --> 00:32.080 -Hey, Mom! -[Marga] Hi there, sweetie. 00:33.240 --> 00:35.280 [chuckling] 00:35.360 --> 00:36.480 [Luis] Hmm. 00:38.120 --> 00:40.080 -Hello, Marga. -Hello, Joaquín. 00:42.320 --> 00:44.760 -I'll see if the judge is ready. -[Marga] Mm-hmm. 00:44.840 --> 00:46.480 [Luis] Please, both of you, before you go 00:46.559 --> 00:50.360 and make an irreversible decision you'll regret for the rest of your lives, 00:50.440 --> 00:51.440 I'm asking you 00:52.800 --> 00:54.120 to watch this video. 00:56.000 --> 00:57.800 -Look. -[slow-tempo music playing] 00:58.360 --> 01:00.879 Hmm? Such beautiful wedding pictures. 01:01.640 --> 01:02.720 You're so young, 01:03.320 --> 01:04.759 so full of ambition. 01:05.280 --> 01:06.119 Oh, here! 01:06.200 --> 01:07.399 There I am. 01:08.360 --> 01:10.240 And here's Carmen. Hmm? 01:11.440 --> 01:13.720 [chuckles] Hey, remember our beach vacation? 01:13.800 --> 01:15.920 -We were big fans of Jaws. -[Marga] Why show me this? 01:16.000 --> 01:18.040 -It's getting me down. -[Luis] I know, Mom. 01:18.119 --> 01:19.880 -But-- -[Luz] They're ready for you. 01:20.759 --> 01:23.360 Uh, one moment, we're only at '93. 01:23.440 --> 01:24.520 But, Mom! 01:24.600 --> 01:26.920 -You're so heartless now. -And you're so annoying. 01:28.160 --> 01:30.160 Honey, it's okay. At least you tried. 01:30.240 --> 01:32.440 Hmm? The video's beautiful. 01:35.240 --> 01:36.240 [Luis exhales] 01:36.320 --> 01:39.960 ALPHA MALES 01:40.040 --> 01:41.800 -Thorax. -[typing] 01:41.880 --> 01:43.720 Uh, two lungs, 01:43.800 --> 01:46.520 heart with four chambers. 01:47.440 --> 01:49.520 Inside the thoracic cage. 01:49.600 --> 01:51.160 -Where else would it be? -[Daniela] Shh! 01:51.240 --> 01:53.600 Stomach, liver. 01:55.000 --> 01:56.440 Intestines. 01:56.520 --> 01:58.720 Uh, let's check the hands and feet 01:58.800 --> 02:01.559 to make sure all the fingers and toes are there. 02:03.440 --> 02:04.479 Oh. 02:04.559 --> 02:07.720 I can't see… I can't see the left arm. 02:08.560 --> 02:10.680 -Oh, yeah. I'm seeing it now. -[exhales] 02:10.759 --> 02:13.320 -[doctor] Hands and feet all there. -[exhales] 02:13.400 --> 02:15.840 [doctor] Two kidneys, bladder. 02:15.920 --> 02:18.720 -And two testicles. -[Pedro clears throat] 02:18.799 --> 02:20.799 -What do you mean, testicles? -[doctor] Huh? 02:20.880 --> 02:23.239 -But isn't it a girl? -[doctor] Oh, no, it's a boy, 02:23.320 --> 02:24.840 Of course. There's his penis. 02:24.920 --> 02:27.000 But they told us at the 12-week scan that-- 02:27.080 --> 02:30.200 Well, you know that sometimes it's not clear early on, but it's a boy. 02:30.280 --> 02:31.280 Obviously. 02:31.760 --> 02:34.320 -Twenty-centimeters long. -What is? 02:35.320 --> 02:36.200 Your child. 02:36.280 --> 02:39.040 -Right. Oh, wow. Huh. -[sighs] 02:39.519 --> 02:42.640 How crappy must these ultrasounds be if they can't tell the sex of the baby? 02:42.720 --> 02:46.120 I couldn't even tell it was a fetus, let alone see its little balls. 02:46.200 --> 02:48.239 [groans] I wanted a girl. 02:48.320 --> 02:51.040 Well, it could always end up trans or gender-fluid. 02:51.120 --> 02:53.120 Don't be so woke. You sound ridiculous. 02:53.640 --> 02:56.480 Hey, how'd you get here? Give you a lift and we can talk? 02:56.560 --> 02:59.880 No, thanks. Don't worry about it. I already got a ride. He's right there. 03:00.440 --> 03:02.040 -Oh, okay. -[Daniela] Pedro. 03:02.120 --> 03:04.920 -Pedro, what are you do-- -Hey, what's up, dude? I'm Pedro. 03:05.000 --> 03:07.560 -Tomás, hi. -Nice to meet you, Tomás. 03:07.640 --> 03:09.360 Do you mind if I get a coffee with Daniela? 03:09.440 --> 03:11.760 There's parental stuff to discuss. 03:11.840 --> 03:14.040 -Sure. I'll wait here, babe. -Yeah. 03:17.600 --> 03:19.519 Stop it. Okay, okay. 03:23.239 --> 03:24.519 Seems like a great guy. 03:26.360 --> 03:30.320 -His car actually passed its inspection? -I won't talk about him with you. 03:30.399 --> 03:32.880 -Obviously. -I'm just happy to chat with you. 03:32.959 --> 03:35.200 You haven't spoken to me since we went out of town. 03:36.600 --> 03:39.040 -How are things? -Well, they're good, actually. 03:39.119 --> 03:41.640 Huh, me too. We finished shooting yesterday. 03:41.720 --> 03:43.399 Mm! Congratulations. 03:44.079 --> 03:45.679 The influencer's still a total dummy, 03:45.760 --> 03:47.640 or you've given her some dignity in your story? 03:49.359 --> 03:50.519 You'll just have to watch it. 03:50.600 --> 03:52.640 Oh, you bet I will. With popcorn and a lawyer. 03:52.720 --> 03:55.440 [laughs] I should ask, when are you moving out? 03:55.959 --> 03:57.720 Wow! [scoffs] 03:57.799 --> 03:59.799 Wow. I have to move out? 04:00.560 --> 04:03.000 -Because I'm screwing a new guy? -Yeah. 04:03.600 --> 04:06.600 Pedro, we can either fight like this or stay friends. 04:09.679 --> 04:11.600 I don't think I can be your friend now. 04:14.959 --> 04:18.560 Well, we'd better give it a try, for our daughter's sake. 04:20.360 --> 04:22.160 -Our son. -[whimsical music playing] 04:28.160 --> 04:31.760 -Isn't it cool? -Yes! Yes, it's great. 04:31.840 --> 04:35.120 Because when you bring a girl here, she'll instantly know your maturity level. 04:35.200 --> 04:37.760 [laughs] I like to be upfront. 04:37.840 --> 04:39.479 Well, let's get to business. 04:40.039 --> 04:41.080 On here. 04:41.160 --> 04:43.640 -[both moaning] -[cell phone ringing] 04:45.880 --> 04:46.760 Hang on. 04:48.160 --> 04:49.640 Oh, shit. Marimar. 04:50.160 --> 04:53.479 -Didn't she dump you? -She did. She totally lost it. 04:54.479 --> 04:56.720 -But I'll call her back later. -[moaning] 04:56.800 --> 04:59.919 -Answer her, the poor thing. -[huffs] 05:00.760 --> 05:01.640 [groans] 05:03.720 --> 05:04.599 Marimar. 05:05.120 --> 05:08.039 I'm a little busy now, but tomorrow, yeah? 05:09.960 --> 05:13.640 Ah, yeah, tomorrow. I'm in a meeting now. Kisses. Mm. 05:14.360 --> 05:17.160 [laughs] She wants to see me. 05:17.240 --> 05:19.880 -Well, then… tell me how it goes. -Mm. 05:20.880 --> 05:21.880 What are you doing? 05:23.120 --> 05:23.960 Where you going? 05:24.039 --> 05:25.960 Raúl, figure out your life. 05:26.039 --> 05:28.880 Hey, wasn't the beauty of romantic anarchy 05:28.960 --> 05:30.720 that I didn't have to give any explanations? 05:30.800 --> 05:33.280 -But I've met her, so I feel bad. -Okay. 05:33.359 --> 05:36.720 This is like when someone sees the cow's face and they go vegan. 05:36.800 --> 05:38.320 It's called empathy, honey. 05:38.400 --> 05:40.200 Well, I've met yours, and I'm fine with this. 05:40.280 --> 05:42.359 Except with Paz, I've never once cheated on her. 05:42.440 --> 05:44.479 Fine, then. I'll break up with Marimar today. 05:45.039 --> 05:46.160 So I'll see you tonight? 05:46.240 --> 05:48.039 Sure, sweetheart. Whenever you want. 05:49.200 --> 05:52.760 Wow, so your schedule's suddenly wide open now. 05:52.840 --> 05:54.440 All good with the lesbo biker? 05:58.200 --> 05:59.120 [clicks tongue] 06:08.960 --> 06:11.160 -[men chattering] -[Santi panting] 06:11.240 --> 06:13.000 Do I really have to do this? 06:13.080 --> 06:15.039 Santi, if you can't do it, we can go. 06:15.120 --> 06:18.400 No, no, if it's for you, you know, our friendship comes first. 06:18.479 --> 06:21.000 You'll probably even have fun. You'll see. It's like a zoo. 06:21.080 --> 06:23.400 -God, this is obviously a disguise. -It's not. 06:23.479 --> 06:25.200 -Did you press "record"? -Yeah, fine. 06:25.280 --> 06:27.520 If you don't hear from me in three hours, call the police. 06:27.599 --> 06:28.560 All right, Darío. 06:29.320 --> 06:30.440 [laughs] 06:35.799 --> 06:37.080 You're all set, thanks. 06:38.120 --> 06:40.240 -Yes. -Have a good time. 06:40.320 --> 06:44.599 Hello, uh, is this the event for incels? 06:44.680 --> 06:46.200 Yes. Your name? 06:47.200 --> 06:48.080 Darío Infante. 06:48.160 --> 06:49.120 [clears throat] 06:51.200 --> 06:54.160 Wow. Wow! I mean, I freakin' love your posts. 06:54.240 --> 06:56.359 I'm such a huge fan of yours. 06:56.440 --> 06:58.880 Yes. "Supreme evil comes from the human female." 06:58.960 --> 07:01.560 Yeah, oh, and when that airhead bitch rejected you 07:01.640 --> 07:03.799 because of your sweaty hands, I mean-- 07:03.880 --> 07:06.400 I just really identified with that because that's also-- 07:06.479 --> 07:09.039 Yes, no, I-- Thank you, but I'm gonna head in there. 07:09.120 --> 07:10.880 No, one moment. Leave your cell phone here. 07:10.960 --> 07:11.960 Oh, yeah. 07:12.720 --> 07:15.120 I'm just... I'm expecting a very important call. 07:15.200 --> 07:19.000 What could be more important than fighting the system of oppressive feminism? 07:21.799 --> 07:24.080 -Nothing at all. Nothing. -[man] Nothing, exactly. 07:26.440 --> 07:28.159 -[clears throat] -[speaker] Just look at me! 07:28.239 --> 07:30.120 -Thank you. -[speaker] Look how confident I am. 07:31.039 --> 07:33.359 When a woman tells you "no," 07:33.440 --> 07:35.760 she's not making a rational decision. 07:35.840 --> 07:36.719 It's her body, 07:36.799 --> 07:39.560 a body that is biologically programmed to reject men 07:39.640 --> 07:41.320 for fear of dying in childbirth. 07:41.840 --> 07:45.200 But today, I'll teach you how to overcome that resistance. 07:45.280 --> 07:49.080 Because there is always, always a way to get her to fuck you. 07:49.760 --> 07:51.280 You just have to believe. 07:51.359 --> 07:54.200 Okay, how many of you have ever gone to a nightclub by yourself? 07:54.960 --> 07:57.239 Three? Four? 07:57.320 --> 07:58.640 No one else? 07:59.120 --> 08:01.120 Why not? Huh? 08:01.200 --> 08:04.560 An alpha male isn't afraid to go through life alone. 08:04.640 --> 08:06.560 An alpha male doesn't need anyone. 08:06.640 --> 08:08.239 You just step into that club and say hi 08:08.320 --> 08:10.239 to every fucking person like you're friends. 08:10.320 --> 08:13.560 "Hey, dude, what's up? Good to see you! Oh, hey. Hi, there!" 08:13.640 --> 08:16.280 [snaps fingers] Hold on. Only the guys, okay? 08:16.359 --> 08:18.520 Don't say one fucking word to the chicks. 08:19.159 --> 08:22.080 Don't give them the chance to reject you, which they love to do. 08:22.159 --> 08:24.799 They're gonna freak out. They'll see you, and they'll think, 08:24.880 --> 08:26.719 "Who in the hell is this popular guy 08:26.799 --> 08:29.560 who's so fucking cool that he keeps on ignoring us?" 08:29.640 --> 08:30.640 Doesn't that sound good? 08:31.159 --> 08:33.679 Yeah? Okay, then, everyone stand up. Get up. 08:34.360 --> 08:36.159 Everyone stand up! Let's go! 08:36.240 --> 08:38.840 We're walking into the club, okay? Now, I want you to wave. 08:38.919 --> 08:41.600 Like this, come on. Hey! Hey! Let me hear you. 08:41.679 --> 08:44.000 -Like this. Hey! That's it. -[men] Hey! Hey! 08:44.600 --> 08:47.000 [speaker] Hey! How's it going? Act like you have friends. 08:47.079 --> 08:48.000 [man] How you doing? 08:48.079 --> 08:50.440 Not hearing you guys. Come on. With conviction. Louder! 08:50.520 --> 08:51.720 -Hey! -[incels] Hey! 08:51.800 --> 08:54.959 -[man] Hey, dude. -[speaker] I'm a fucking king! Yes, I am. 08:55.040 --> 08:56.920 No winking, okay? You'll never score with that. 08:57.000 --> 08:59.480 Raúl, you're a coward and also a fucking liar. 08:59.560 --> 09:01.079 You asked me here to say that? 09:01.160 --> 09:03.000 -[huffs] -You could've just texted me. 09:03.079 --> 09:04.959 But I'm willing to give you another try. 09:05.480 --> 09:07.600 -Oh. -Do you regret it or not? 09:08.199 --> 09:09.840 I do. Very much so. 09:10.360 --> 09:12.320 Fine. Then I forgive you. 09:12.400 --> 09:14.880 But it's gonna be hard for me to trust you again. 09:14.959 --> 09:16.079 Marimar, I can promise you-- 09:16.160 --> 09:17.959 Do you wanna exchange phone passwords with me? 09:19.000 --> 09:19.959 What? 09:20.040 --> 09:22.560 I'll give you mine, and you give me yours. 09:24.360 --> 09:27.079 Don't you think that's a little too toxic? 09:27.959 --> 09:30.800 I think as a gesture of mutual trust, it's beautiful. 09:32.280 --> 09:34.400 What's wrong? Do you have something to hide? 09:35.000 --> 09:36.480 No, I don't. 09:36.560 --> 09:37.920 Okay, then. I'll go first. 09:39.079 --> 09:41.360 -Five, three-- -Wait, wait, wait. 09:41.880 --> 09:46.199 If we're gonna take this step forward, gotta do it the right way. Hmm? 09:46.280 --> 09:50.320 Let's have a romantic dinner with flowers, music, candles, huh? 09:50.400 --> 09:52.040 And let's make this thing official. 09:52.120 --> 09:54.959 Get a piece of paper, and we can write down something, 09:55.040 --> 09:57.079 a message that we'll always remember. 09:57.160 --> 09:59.440 -Perfect. How's tonight? -Yeah. 10:00.160 --> 10:03.040 -If you're free tonight. -[sighs] Great. I'll pick a spot. 10:04.280 --> 10:05.199 [Raúl chuckles] 10:05.280 --> 10:08.520 What do I do? Because if she looks at my phone, she won't just leave me. 10:08.600 --> 10:10.360 -She'll kill me. -I thought she did leave you. 10:10.440 --> 10:11.880 -No, she says she's forgiven me. -But… 10:11.959 --> 10:14.240 And if you repent, Catholics forgive anything you do. 10:14.320 --> 10:17.199 But how is sharing your phone passwords a romantic gesture? 10:17.280 --> 10:19.000 It's wrong to keep toying with Marimar. 10:19.079 --> 10:21.560 I only have three and a half hours to delete my goddamn files. 10:21.640 --> 10:24.760 So you'll have what, a blank phone? That would be suspicious. 10:24.839 --> 10:27.720 It's like when you first arrive at the scene of the crime and no prints. 10:27.800 --> 10:31.520 [scoffs] I guess I gotta choose between videos, photos, chats. 10:31.600 --> 10:33.920 Are you gonna delete our group chat? It's our history. 10:34.000 --> 10:37.280 [Pedro] Maybe we should all delete it, given the way things are panning out. 10:37.360 --> 10:39.240 Dude, it's not like we're criminals. 10:39.320 --> 10:42.079 Well, I haven't deleted anything. Uh, look here. 10:43.839 --> 10:46.600 2010. Uh, "Raúl." 10:46.680 --> 10:48.760 "Guys, who wants to go hunting for pussy?" 10:48.839 --> 10:51.199 "Pedro. Santi, has your wife given you a blowjob yet?" 10:51.280 --> 10:52.839 "Or is she still thinking about it?" 10:52.920 --> 10:55.240 "Santi. No luck there. Fuck…" 10:56.320 --> 10:57.320 "…that bitch." 10:57.400 --> 10:58.440 [whistles] 11:00.280 --> 11:01.600 I mean, they were different times. 11:01.680 --> 11:03.120 I never said anything like that? 11:03.199 --> 11:05.800 I kind of miss those days. Because look at us now, man. 11:05.880 --> 11:07.160 I'm here, sharing passwords. 11:07.240 --> 11:09.560 Santi's making a fool of himself, playing the feminist ally. 11:09.640 --> 11:10.839 He's gotten whipped by Daniela. 11:10.920 --> 11:13.360 No, no, please. I kicked her ass out. 11:13.440 --> 11:14.800 -You serious? -Uh-huh. 11:14.880 --> 11:16.280 -While she's pregnant? -[Raúl] Good. 11:16.360 --> 11:18.440 Kick her the fuck out. She fucks someone else. 11:18.520 --> 11:20.640 -You're supposed to just take it? -Dude, think it over. 11:20.719 --> 11:22.920 You're a deconstructed man, and you're having a daughter. 11:23.000 --> 11:25.400 A son. They couldn't see his thing in the previous scan. 11:26.000 --> 11:27.480 He's got a micropenis? 11:27.560 --> 11:30.760 You're letting this other guy win. If Daniela moves out, you're screwed. 11:30.839 --> 11:32.079 I just flipped out. 11:32.160 --> 11:34.719 I saw that bum waiting for her, and I felt like an idiot. 11:34.800 --> 11:37.199 Of course you fucking did. That's what makes you an alpha. 11:37.280 --> 11:38.880 Or a toxic masculine loser. 11:42.480 --> 11:44.079 [tires screech] 11:54.839 --> 11:55.760 [exhales] 11:58.280 --> 12:01.680 Tomás, would you be so kind as to stop blocking my garage door? 12:01.760 --> 12:03.280 Sure, dude. I'll move it now. 12:05.560 --> 12:06.440 Hey, Pedro. 12:08.880 --> 12:10.800 I think we should try to get along, my man. 12:10.880 --> 12:12.440 That's what we're doing, Tomás. 12:12.520 --> 12:15.280 At this stage of pregnancy, the less stress for Daniela, the better. 12:15.360 --> 12:18.800 [chuckles] Thank you very much for caring so deeply about my son. 12:18.880 --> 12:20.920 Ah. [exhales] 12:25.680 --> 12:27.199 Is it too soon to hug it out, brother? 12:27.280 --> 12:28.400 [Pedro sighs] 12:30.719 --> 12:31.839 I guess it is. 12:31.920 --> 12:34.920 The lady is packing up all her things. What's going on, sir? 12:35.000 --> 12:36.800 She's with someone else. Stop playing dumb. 12:36.880 --> 12:37.760 Impossible. 12:37.839 --> 12:41.280 -You two are so in love with each other. -Well, he's outside now hauling her bags. 12:41.360 --> 12:43.640 Oh, but I thought that was the mover guy. 12:43.719 --> 12:46.920 He does other things. What are you doing? Don't carry anything heavy! 12:47.000 --> 12:48.880 I'm not disabled. 12:49.360 --> 12:50.880 Don't do this. I'm asking you. 12:50.959 --> 12:53.760 Forgive me for getting upset. I love you, and I can't accept that. 12:53.839 --> 12:55.160 Pedro, you're driving me crazy. 12:55.240 --> 12:57.920 This was a terrible idea from the beginning, period. 12:58.000 --> 13:00.920 But I don't feel comfortable about it. You're pregnant, living on your own. 13:01.000 --> 13:05.040 [laughs] What's that, a trick question to see if Tomás and I will live together? 13:05.120 --> 13:08.320 You're gonna live together? What? But you just met him, didn't you? 13:08.400 --> 13:10.280 We're gonna push things forward a little. 13:10.360 --> 13:12.280 What's wrong? Is he broke or… 13:12.880 --> 13:15.000 Spotify shows he has 200 listeners per month. 13:15.079 --> 13:17.760 How does he earn a living? Busking on the metro? 13:17.839 --> 13:19.599 -I'll see you later. Mm. -[huffs] 13:21.880 --> 13:23.120 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 13:24.320 --> 13:26.400 What do I do about Patricia and her parents? 13:27.360 --> 13:30.160 Poor thing. Let her stay until she finishes her swimming lessons. 13:30.680 --> 13:31.520 They're paid for. 13:31.599 --> 13:33.280 -[Cynthia] Hello. -[Daniela] Hello. 13:35.480 --> 13:36.560 Fucking Stefan. 13:36.640 --> 13:38.160 [man] The sexual marketplace is rigged. 13:38.240 --> 13:41.000 If I'm still a virgin when I'm 45, I'll kill myself. 13:41.079 --> 13:42.839 I'll encourage you because you're pathetic. 13:42.920 --> 13:44.320 [Santi] Hey, I don't think that's… 13:44.400 --> 13:47.040 -[laughs] -Hey, why don't you go to a whorehouse? 13:47.120 --> 13:48.320 Let's go together as a group. 13:48.400 --> 13:50.640 -I know one that gives discounts. -Come on, no. 13:50.719 --> 13:51.920 Uh… 13:54.000 --> 13:56.199 [man 2] No, no, Darío is right. 13:56.280 --> 13:57.959 Whores are the goons of the system, 13:58.040 --> 14:01.120 and they employ their sexual privilege to take our cash. 14:01.199 --> 14:03.959 Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to say. Right on. 14:04.040 --> 14:07.160 Yeah, you're the one who said that sex should be subsidized by the state. 14:07.240 --> 14:09.800 Mm. Oh, yeah, I mean, for sure, right? 14:09.880 --> 14:13.599 'Cause it's like, uh, we already have the right to decent housing 14:13.680 --> 14:15.440 and to a job. Why not fucking? 14:15.520 --> 14:18.599 They're all whores at the end of the day. Those who charge and those who don't. 14:18.680 --> 14:19.560 Amen, brother! 14:19.640 --> 14:21.800 Okay, excuse me, guys. I'm gonna use the bathroom, okay? 14:21.880 --> 14:24.280 Yeah, right on, Darío. You're the man! 14:24.360 --> 14:26.640 -Hey, Santi. How's it going? -Shh! 14:27.400 --> 14:28.839 It's Darío. Darío. 14:28.920 --> 14:30.880 But why are you here? You're married, aren't you? 14:30.959 --> 14:32.920 No, mnh-mnh. No, not anymore. 14:33.000 --> 14:34.959 I'm an incel, like all you guys. 14:35.040 --> 14:36.880 We're all so disgusting, bro. 14:36.959 --> 14:39.079 I get up. I look in the mirror, and I throw up. 14:40.479 --> 14:41.319 Same here. 14:41.400 --> 14:44.120 My brother got all the hotties that were meant for me. 14:44.199 --> 14:46.640 'Cause he has the money, and they're all a bunch of whores. 14:46.719 --> 14:48.920 Come on, Fede, cheer up. Cheer up. 14:52.199 --> 14:53.040 [gasps] 14:56.760 --> 14:57.959 Who am I? 14:59.000 --> 15:02.120 Technology has connected us through our misfortunes, 15:02.199 --> 15:06.000 and it's made us realize that we are not alone! 15:06.079 --> 15:11.040 And now we have to unite and topple this gynocentric dictatorship. 15:11.120 --> 15:14.560 The revolution of incels is on the move! 15:14.640 --> 15:17.920 [cheering] 15:18.000 --> 15:19.959 This is a moment for all the betas! 15:20.040 --> 15:21.760 -[cheering] -[man] Let's go! 15:22.280 --> 15:23.360 Whoo. Whoo. 15:23.439 --> 15:25.360 Come on! Whoo! 15:27.839 --> 15:31.520 And now, it's my honor to welcome up to the stage 15:31.599 --> 15:34.040 one of our favorite forum members. 15:34.120 --> 15:36.079 Darío Infante! 15:36.160 --> 15:37.000 Here! Right here! 15:37.599 --> 15:39.520 -Come up! -Yeah, go! 15:39.599 --> 15:42.479 -[man 2] Right here! Here he is! -Come on, you got this. [laughs] 15:42.560 --> 15:44.599 -[man 3] Get up there! -You're the man! 15:45.520 --> 15:47.800 [shouting] 15:50.560 --> 15:51.479 [yells] 15:54.520 --> 15:57.359 Uh, thanks, thank you. How are you guys? 15:57.439 --> 16:00.599 How's it going? What a great party, huh? Love it so far. 16:00.680 --> 16:02.959 Wow! Yes, yes. 16:03.040 --> 16:06.280 Uh, okay, well, so glad we finally got to see each other's, 16:06.359 --> 16:07.920 uh, disgusting faces that we all have. 16:08.000 --> 16:09.199 [laughing] 16:09.280 --> 16:11.560 [Santi] Okay, well, I don't know what you want me to say. 16:11.640 --> 16:15.079 But, uh, I'm very happy to be here. Very. 16:15.560 --> 16:17.079 'Cause I'm an incel. 16:17.160 --> 16:18.760 -Like all of you. -Yeah, mm-hmm. 16:18.839 --> 16:21.400 And I, uh, 16:21.479 --> 16:23.280 I am so fucking fed up! 16:23.359 --> 16:26.199 -Bravo! -[cheering] 16:28.479 --> 16:29.640 [Fede grunting] 16:29.719 --> 16:31.719 [cheering continues] 16:33.719 --> 16:36.560 [doorbell ringing] 16:38.760 --> 16:39.719 -Oh, hey. -Here. 16:39.800 --> 16:42.359 I moved all the incriminating content on my phone to this. 16:42.439 --> 16:43.920 -Thanks, bro. -No, I don't want it, no! 16:44.000 --> 16:45.880 Luis, you're the only one I can trust. 16:45.959 --> 16:48.520 Pedro is stressed out, and Santi doesn't understand technology. 16:48.599 --> 16:49.439 I mean, look at him. 16:49.520 --> 16:51.640 I won't be an accomplice in deceiving Marimar. 16:51.719 --> 16:54.359 I'm just trying to protect her. What if she finds it? 16:55.160 --> 16:56.359 You want her to suffer? 17:00.400 --> 17:02.479 -Thanks, dude. You're a good friend. -What? Hey, no! 17:02.560 --> 17:04.119 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! [splutters] 17:05.440 --> 17:06.280 [grunts] 17:12.119 --> 17:13.720 Oh, fuck! What-- 17:13.800 --> 17:15.800 -Whatcha got? -Uh, no, nothing. 17:15.880 --> 17:17.640 It's just some accounting stuff from Raúl. 17:17.720 --> 17:20.359 -Luis, I heard what Raúl told you. -Then why do you even ask? 17:20.440 --> 17:22.359 No! Hey! No! Esther! 17:22.440 --> 17:24.280 Hey, wait! Where are you going? Hey! 17:24.359 --> 17:26.319 -To see what's on here! -This is private, woman. 17:26.399 --> 17:27.319 That's against the law. 17:27.399 --> 17:29.399 -But he gave it to you. -But that's the whole point. 17:29.480 --> 17:31.520 My friend trusted me. Respect my privacy. 17:31.600 --> 17:34.000 Or you know, his privacy. 17:35.320 --> 17:37.560 [both] One, two, and three! 17:39.680 --> 17:40.680 [Marimar chuckles] 17:41.919 --> 17:42.800 How exciting. 17:46.200 --> 17:47.600 You're not gonna read what I wrote? 17:47.680 --> 17:50.360 I'll read it when I'm alone. In case I get emotional. 17:52.000 --> 17:54.200 Thank you for showing me that I can trust you. 17:54.280 --> 17:55.720 -Yeah. -[cell phone vibrates] 17:56.800 --> 17:58.399 WHERE ARE YOU? 18:00.880 --> 18:02.000 YOU COMING OR NOT? 18:02.080 --> 18:03.680 [Marimar] The strawberries are delicious. 18:03.760 --> 18:06.440 They are. Mm. 18:15.919 --> 18:18.399 All right, then. Good night, princess. 18:18.919 --> 18:21.720 [both moaning] 18:21.800 --> 18:23.880 -Whoa! -I'm sorry, Raúl. I'm sorry. 18:24.480 --> 18:26.720 After all that alcohol and such a beautiful night. 18:26.800 --> 18:28.960 The flesh is weak. Sometimes you just have to give in. 18:29.480 --> 18:31.200 This must be very hard for you. 18:31.280 --> 18:33.080 I respect you so much, Marimar. 18:33.159 --> 18:34.040 Mm-hmm. 18:34.560 --> 18:36.560 [both moaning] 18:38.640 --> 18:40.440 Oh my God, Marimar. 18:42.320 --> 18:44.720 [gasps] What have we done? 18:45.240 --> 18:46.520 [exhales] 18:46.600 --> 18:48.600 [Esther laughing] 18:51.480 --> 18:52.360 Esther! 18:52.440 --> 18:54.000 Look at this idiot. 18:54.080 --> 18:56.600 -I wonder how many women he sent this to. -Let's go! Time for bed. 18:56.679 --> 18:57.720 [Esther] Hey, come on, man! 18:57.800 --> 18:58.679 Okay, let's go. 18:58.760 --> 19:01.159 -[Esther] Whoa! There's a folder for Luz. -Don't open that. 19:01.240 --> 19:03.440 -I'm telling you-- -[gasps] Wow. 19:03.520 --> 19:04.679 [Luis] Oh, wow. 19:04.760 --> 19:07.280 -Esther, for the love of God, turn it off! -Yeah, right! 19:07.880 --> 19:08.720 [gasps] 19:08.800 --> 19:10.440 God, will you look at that bitch's ass! 19:10.520 --> 19:12.399 What we're doing here is wrong. It's very-- 19:12.480 --> 19:14.399 [Esther breathing heavily] 19:14.480 --> 19:15.399 Seriously? 19:15.919 --> 19:17.880 [both moaning] 19:21.600 --> 19:23.840 -[Luis] Wait, wait, wait, wait! -[moaning] 19:27.480 --> 19:28.840 Shh! The kids! 19:28.919 --> 19:31.520 -[shouts] -Shh! The kids! Don't do-- quiet. 19:31.600 --> 19:33.640 -[grunting] -[panting] 19:36.240 --> 19:38.280 Uh… oh, and "whore." 19:38.360 --> 19:40.520 "Whore." They use the word "whore" a lot. 19:40.600 --> 19:42.919 But they use it to complain about women who don't fuck them. 19:43.000 --> 19:45.360 I don't know. It's a really weird contradiction. 19:45.440 --> 19:46.520 Oh, and what else? 19:46.600 --> 19:48.280 And they think that they're… 19:48.360 --> 19:51.919 they're, like, an army of sorts, but they despise each other. It's… 19:52.000 --> 19:55.440 And what else? Uh, hmm. Well, I think that's it. 19:55.520 --> 19:57.320 -Santi. -[Santi] Tell me. 19:58.240 --> 19:59.240 I love you. 20:00.800 --> 20:02.360 -[typing] -[exhales] 20:06.280 --> 20:07.679 [door opens] 20:07.760 --> 20:11.120 -Dad! -Álex, she just said, "I love you"! 20:11.200 --> 20:12.480 Fucking hell, Dad. 20:12.560 --> 20:15.360 Maybe we're not intimate, but I'm her fucking hero. 20:15.440 --> 20:16.720 I mean, I'm the king! [laughs] 20:16.800 --> 20:17.760 [Álex] Mm. 20:17.840 --> 20:20.760 But was it "I love you" as a friend, or "I love you" as a partner? 20:20.840 --> 20:22.520 Don't do that. "I love you" is "I love you." 20:22.600 --> 20:25.159 Let's see. So what happened? I need some context. 20:25.640 --> 20:26.640 I can't tell you. 20:27.399 --> 20:29.520 Okay, I'll tell you, but it's super secret. 20:30.120 --> 20:32.200 I infiltrated a gathering of incels. 20:32.280 --> 20:33.240 What? 20:33.320 --> 20:34.760 Check it out. [chuckles] 20:34.840 --> 20:37.240 I'm Darío, a frustrated forum member. 20:37.320 --> 20:41.240 I... So, Irene pretends she's Darío, but I pretended in person. 20:41.320 --> 20:43.960 -Mm? Look. -Mm. All right, let me see the forum. 20:44.040 --> 20:46.640 This manosphere thing is truly sick stuff. 20:46.720 --> 20:48.120 You wouldn't believe what they say. 20:48.200 --> 20:50.280 Wow. They even posted videos of the event. 20:50.360 --> 20:52.440 What videos? They didn't allow cell phones. 20:52.520 --> 20:54.520 Well, someone did it. Hmm? 20:54.600 --> 20:57.520 [Santi] You're all a bunch of whores! 20:57.600 --> 20:59.600 [crowd cheering] 21:00.919 --> 21:03.480 Bitches, it's time to drop your panties, 21:03.960 --> 21:06.600 'cause we're going to fuck you! 21:07.120 --> 21:08.679 Yeah! 21:09.679 --> 21:10.679 Were you high? 21:10.760 --> 21:12.320 What's all that yelling? 21:12.919 --> 21:14.919 [Santi] Come on, everybody! 21:15.000 --> 21:17.919 You're all whores! You're all whores! 21:18.000 --> 21:19.480 [dance music playing] 21:21.679 --> 21:22.640 [Roberto] What's up? 21:23.280 --> 21:25.440 What's up? Don't you wanna hit the floor? 21:26.080 --> 21:28.840 -I'm not really in the mood, Roberto. -Want a bump? 21:29.440 --> 21:31.440 What are you doing? Put that away, you idiot! 21:31.520 --> 21:33.360 [sniffs, grunts] 21:34.440 --> 21:36.360 All right, all right, all right. 21:37.240 --> 21:38.120 Real good. 21:39.679 --> 21:41.360 Hey, some pieces of ass on the team, huh? 21:41.440 --> 21:45.159 I never really leave the office, so I never noticed. 21:45.960 --> 21:46.840 Look at her. 21:46.919 --> 21:49.640 -[Roberto] She's hot. -[Pedro] She hasn't even congratulated me. 21:50.480 --> 21:52.720 But she has no problem taking the credit for my series. 21:52.800 --> 21:54.280 That fucking bitch. 21:54.360 --> 21:56.120 I'd love to put her on all fours. 21:56.640 --> 21:58.360 -[sniffs] -I'm heading out now. 21:59.000 --> 21:59.840 Now? 22:02.000 --> 22:04.159 Excuse me. Another drink, please. 22:05.520 --> 22:07.800 Hey there. Roberto from accounting. 22:07.880 --> 22:09.040 You're on my payroll. 22:09.120 --> 22:10.840 [laughing] 22:10.919 --> 22:12.919 Claudia, assistant director. 22:13.840 --> 22:15.800 Well, Claudia, I wanna fuck you. 22:16.880 --> 22:18.360 [laughs] 22:20.159 --> 22:22.159 [Esther panting] 22:28.080 --> 22:30.080 [moaning] 22:39.640 --> 22:41.439 You downloaded it onto the kids' iPad? 22:41.520 --> 22:44.480 It's more comfortable to watch in bed. Don't worry. It has a password. 22:44.560 --> 22:46.960 Esther, we can't move these videos around just like-- 22:47.040 --> 22:50.200 -No, no, no, no, this is so perverted. -[moaning] 22:50.280 --> 22:52.640 -[splutters] -Hey, man, at this point, whatever works. 22:52.720 --> 22:55.560 -Hey, don't-- wait, wait! Hey, just wait! -Jeez! 22:55.640 --> 22:59.360 [grunts] What if we film ourselves and then watch it? 22:59.439 --> 23:01.280 -Hmm? That's more ethical. -Good idea. 23:01.880 --> 23:03.880 -Make sure I look good, okay? -[exhales] 23:05.040 --> 23:05.880 [grunts] 23:07.280 --> 23:08.439 [clears throat] 23:08.520 --> 23:11.480 [laughing] 23:11.560 --> 23:13.120 [Luis chuckles, grunts] 23:14.240 --> 23:16.679 -[Esther] Okay, here. -Mmm! 23:16.760 --> 23:19.280 Hey, hey, can we watch this while we're doing it? 23:19.360 --> 23:20.200 Uh, no. 23:22.679 --> 23:24.480 [both moaning] 23:25.640 --> 23:27.880 -[Esther] Is that what we look like? -[Luis] Wait! 23:27.960 --> 23:30.600 Ugh! We look like two beetles fighting. 23:30.679 --> 23:33.439 Honey, their bodies are much more, uh, 23:33.520 --> 23:34.919 normative than ours. 23:35.600 --> 23:38.480 Okay, turn it off. I'd rather watch our friends' videos. 23:38.560 --> 23:39.600 Oh my God. 23:41.480 --> 23:43.000 [Marimar] Don't know what came over me. 23:43.080 --> 23:45.960 Prayer is supposed to give you the strength to resist temptation. 23:46.040 --> 23:48.000 It's fine. Don't worry. What's done is done. 23:48.080 --> 23:49.720 [sighs] You're right. 23:50.399 --> 23:52.480 We've taken this step, so there's no pulling out. 23:52.560 --> 23:55.600 Well, there was some pulling out. [laughing] 23:57.480 --> 23:59.200 Raúl, this is very serious. 24:00.760 --> 24:02.880 Is it okay if I bring my things to your house? 24:03.520 --> 24:04.720 Your things? What things? 24:04.800 --> 24:08.399 Why should we continue to live separately when we've already consummated? 24:09.439 --> 24:10.480 Yeah, that's true. 24:19.439 --> 24:22.480 [gasps] He's a painter too? Wasn't he a singer? 24:23.040 --> 24:26.880 -He's an artist, in general. -Hmm. Isn't it a bit too soon to…? 24:26.960 --> 24:30.040 He's totally broke and was living with his mom. It's bumming me out. 24:30.120 --> 24:32.560 Oh, so his mom can't support him, but the girlfriend can? 24:32.640 --> 24:34.800 Cynthia, my life's been all over the place for a while. 24:34.880 --> 24:35.720 I can't judge him. 24:35.800 --> 24:38.120 Hmm. Look, a boy toy. You're so empowered. 24:38.200 --> 24:41.679 I will tell you that if this is serious, I would be open about it on social media. 24:41.760 --> 24:45.439 -Because promoters kind of hate cheaters. -[Tomás] I'm gonna get my keyboard. 24:45.520 --> 24:48.640 -[both laugh] -That's great, my love. 24:51.360 --> 24:53.840 But why do I have to explain my private life all the time? 24:53.919 --> 24:55.560 Because you're well-known. 24:55.640 --> 24:58.800 [mouse clicking] 25:08.080 --> 25:09.600 Hey, Danielers, hello. 25:10.199 --> 25:14.840 Well, as you already know, there have been some changes in my life. 25:14.919 --> 25:17.159 And I'm very excited about my new guy. 25:17.240 --> 25:20.080 But I wanted to come on here and clarify something. 25:20.560 --> 25:24.159 At no point has there been any infidelity, okay? 25:24.240 --> 25:25.439 Pedro and I had broken up, 25:25.520 --> 25:28.919 but we were living together for the sake of our baby girl, who's no longer a girl. 25:29.000 --> 25:32.320 He's a boy now, but I'll talk more about that in the next Reel. 25:32.399 --> 25:33.679 [knock on door] 25:33.760 --> 25:36.199 Pedro, come to my office for a minute? 25:40.399 --> 25:41.280 [Pedro sighs] 25:42.760 --> 25:44.600 We received an ethics complaint. 25:46.240 --> 25:48.480 If anyone's accused me of anything, it's totally false. 25:48.560 --> 25:50.560 [Virginia] No, it's Roberto. 25:51.199 --> 25:55.240 Apparently, last night, he harassed one of the team members. 25:55.320 --> 25:56.280 What happened? 25:57.040 --> 25:59.360 What a party, man. If you'd stayed, you'd have gotten laid. 25:59.439 --> 26:01.960 Hey, watch out! Watch out, my coffee! 26:02.040 --> 26:03.080 [Pedro mutters] 26:04.840 --> 26:07.679 Did you tell an assistant director that if she showed you some affection, 26:07.760 --> 26:09.280 she'd advance in the company? 26:09.360 --> 26:11.240 No, no, no, I didn't. 26:11.320 --> 26:12.919 She says you asked for a blow job. 26:13.679 --> 26:14.800 Oh, okay, that's right. 26:15.520 --> 26:17.960 I said, "Wanna go to the bathroom to suck me off?" 26:18.040 --> 26:19.679 But that's just how it's done. 26:19.760 --> 26:22.600 You ask permission. If they say no, then that's it. No means no. 26:23.120 --> 26:25.080 -What? -They're gonna fire you, Roberto. 26:25.159 --> 26:26.600 She reported you to HR. 26:26.679 --> 26:27.679 She did? Why? 26:27.760 --> 26:30.840 Because you don't say that to a coworker or to anyone. 26:30.919 --> 26:32.000 How do you get a blow job? 26:32.080 --> 26:34.720 -You just wait for it. -Fuck. Not allowed to give suggestions? 26:34.800 --> 26:37.360 Everyone fucks at wrap parties. That's what they're for. 26:37.439 --> 26:40.120 Not anymore. Times have changed, man. Come on! 26:41.399 --> 26:44.280 I can't... I can't fucking lose my job, Pedro. 26:44.360 --> 26:46.040 I'm very lonely. My wife left me. 26:46.120 --> 26:47.960 You should have thought of that earlier. 26:49.320 --> 26:50.199 Talk to Virginia. 26:50.880 --> 26:54.159 Tell her that woman's a cocktease. It was all her fault, and you saw it all. 26:54.240 --> 26:55.640 I'm not saying that, man. 26:56.159 --> 26:59.159 They're coming for us. If we don't help each other… 26:59.760 --> 27:01.040 I thought we were friends. 27:01.880 --> 27:02.960 But why? 27:10.280 --> 27:11.600 [scoffs] 27:11.679 --> 27:12.880 [Luz] He stood me up. 27:12.960 --> 27:13.880 Raúl! 27:14.520 --> 27:17.880 That's the first time since I was 15 that I haven't had plans on a Friday night. 27:17.960 --> 27:19.320 You do it to him constantly. 27:19.399 --> 27:21.520 Raúl can't stand me up. Come on! 27:21.600 --> 27:23.280 And Paz has shown no signs of life. 27:23.800 --> 27:26.199 -But you broke up with her. -We're business partners. 27:26.280 --> 27:28.159 -What'll we do with the firm? -Then call her. 27:28.240 --> 27:30.399 She should call me. It's her money, after all. 27:30.480 --> 27:34.199 She's probably in Ibiza, on her boat with God knows who. 27:34.280 --> 27:36.480 She has a boat? Why the hell did you dump her? 27:36.560 --> 27:37.439 I give up. 27:38.040 --> 27:40.320 -I'll never have an ass like yours. -What are you doing? 27:40.399 --> 27:42.320 Hey, by the way, 27:42.399 --> 27:44.600 how do you fuck someone without your ass bouncing around, 27:44.679 --> 27:47.760 like blub, blub, blub? You look like you don't have cellulite. 27:47.840 --> 27:49.880 -It's impossible. -How are you so sure of this? 27:49.960 --> 27:51.720 I saw your video with Raúl. [chuckles] 27:52.360 --> 27:54.320 -A video? -[Esther] I wanna thank you, girl. 27:54.399 --> 27:57.360 You've resurrected our sex life. [grunts] 27:58.159 --> 27:59.000 [exhales] 28:00.640 --> 28:04.000 Okay, so you joined my business, and now you're just taking it? 28:04.080 --> 28:05.439 I wanna buy your share. 28:05.520 --> 28:06.800 Right, because it's doing well. 28:06.880 --> 28:08.600 No thanks to you. You don't do any work. 28:08.679 --> 28:11.480 You use the place for dates and hanging with your Neanderthal friends. 28:11.560 --> 28:14.399 Sorry, the name was my idea, and that's the most important thing, huh? 28:14.480 --> 28:17.720 This could be an international franchise. "Plates to Devour" all over the world. 28:17.800 --> 28:19.720 Yeah, and they'll pronounce it perfectly in Dubai. 28:19.800 --> 28:23.159 Diego, I have a lot of problems, okay? My life is very complicated. 28:23.240 --> 28:26.120 And you're the only one? You gotta grow up, Raúl. 28:27.280 --> 28:28.159 This again. 28:31.000 --> 28:31.840 Luz. 28:32.800 --> 28:35.399 Could you tell me why Esther and Luis have our videos? 28:35.480 --> 28:37.840 We're like their Viagra. They watch us while they fuck. 28:37.919 --> 28:39.520 -[panting] -Well, that's, um… 28:39.600 --> 28:42.320 Raúl, do you know how many of your friends are jerking off to me? 28:42.399 --> 28:43.399 Because that's illegal. 28:43.480 --> 28:44.720 No one. No one else. 28:44.800 --> 28:47.840 It's 'cause I saved them all on a hard drive to hide them from Marimar. 28:47.919 --> 28:49.720 -I thought you broke up with Marimar. -Yes. 28:49.800 --> 28:51.439 But she asked me for my phone's password. 28:51.520 --> 28:53.879 And since she's so vindictive, it's to protect you. 28:53.959 --> 28:55.959 Why don't you just keep it at your house? 28:56.040 --> 28:58.240 Because she could've made a copy of my keys. 28:58.320 --> 29:01.080 -She doesn't accept that she's crazy. -Marimar? 29:01.159 --> 29:04.080 When I said I wanted to end it, she said she'd cut her veins. 29:04.679 --> 29:07.000 -Over you? -You don't appreciate me, Luz. 29:07.080 --> 29:09.520 Want me to tell her that you're not worth the effort? 29:09.600 --> 29:12.919 No, no, she hates you. Because I was so honest with her, 29:13.000 --> 29:15.919 I told her about our romantic anarchy and the other stuff you got me into. 29:16.000 --> 29:17.040 Could have been sooner. 29:17.120 --> 29:19.560 I'm gonna break up with her slowly though. I don't want her to… 29:19.639 --> 29:21.120 [clicks tongue] I don't know. 29:22.000 --> 29:23.000 I might try to ghost her. 29:23.080 --> 29:25.520 -Holy fuck, dude. -Hey, and how are things with Paz? 29:25.600 --> 29:27.520 -Oh, Raúl. -Hey, wait, wait, wait. 29:27.600 --> 29:30.120 If for some reason, things don't work out with her 29:30.199 --> 29:32.600 and you feel like getting back together like the good old days, 29:32.679 --> 29:35.600 I'll call Marimar, tell her to get lost. Forget the ghosting bullshit. 29:35.679 --> 29:38.840 -I'm calling her right now. -I don't want a stable relationship. 29:38.919 --> 29:40.800 For fuck's sake, why does everyone insist on one? 29:40.879 --> 29:43.199 Aha! That's why you've got problems with Paz. 29:43.280 --> 29:45.679 -She's trying to hook you. -Goodbye. 29:45.760 --> 29:46.639 Hey, wait, wait. 29:46.720 --> 29:48.000 Will I see you tonight? 29:48.080 --> 29:49.959 Don't call until you've got your life in order. 29:50.040 --> 29:51.639 And burn that hard drive now! 29:54.120 --> 29:55.159 Oh my God, Luz. 29:55.840 --> 29:58.840 You're all a bunch of whores! 29:58.919 --> 30:00.600 [crowd cheering] 30:01.320 --> 30:04.439 -[Santi] The character just took over. -Well, why is your hair like that? 30:04.520 --> 30:06.560 Because it's not me. That's Darío. 30:06.639 --> 30:08.399 All because of this damn feminist, huh? 30:08.480 --> 30:11.199 If anything, it's another viral video for your collection. [chuckles] 30:11.280 --> 30:14.439 No, it hasn't gone viral yet. How do I delete it from the Internet? 30:14.520 --> 30:17.040 [gasps] Oh, what if I report it? This incites hate. 30:17.120 --> 30:19.199 You idiot. You'd be reporting yourself. 30:19.280 --> 30:22.320 What if he says it wasn't him? Could've been his evil twin brother. 30:22.399 --> 30:24.159 Speaking of brothers, I saw yours there. 30:24.240 --> 30:26.080 -Fede? -[Santi] Those guys are very scary. 30:26.159 --> 30:29.280 But I feel sorry for them. It's like, they're way fucked in the head. 30:29.360 --> 30:31.040 [Luis] It's a forum for freaky losers. 30:31.120 --> 30:32.120 No one else watches. 30:32.199 --> 30:34.639 All right, look, millions of videos are uploaded every day. 30:34.720 --> 30:36.679 Why would yours be the one that goes viral? 30:36.760 --> 30:38.840 Because it's awesome. I'd share it, for sure. 30:38.919 --> 30:41.480 -[chuckles] -If Patrick finds out, I'll kill myself. 30:41.560 --> 30:44.199 Santi, you're not that important. Carry on with your life. 30:44.280 --> 30:45.639 Come on, we playing, or what? 30:45.720 --> 30:48.560 Okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Here. 30:48.639 --> 30:50.879 I can't tell you why, but I can't hold onto this anymore. 30:51.399 --> 30:53.199 What happened? Your wife got horny watching me? 30:53.280 --> 30:54.919 -Huh? -Luz told me. 30:55.000 --> 30:58.280 Well, yeah, she gets really horny watching you two, 30:58.360 --> 30:59.360 and I'm worried about it. 30:59.439 --> 31:01.639 Don't worry about it. We're all friends here. 31:01.720 --> 31:03.760 But wait a minute. You have videos of Luz and you? 31:03.840 --> 31:05.399 [Luis] In bed, on the sofa, in the car. 31:05.480 --> 31:07.959 On the beach. Yeah, these two don't hold back. 31:08.040 --> 31:10.320 Well, be careful not to get hacked, all right? 31:10.399 --> 31:12.439 Okay, who wants it now? 31:15.240 --> 31:17.600 Come on, man, I'll let you guys jerk off like this sicko here. 31:17.679 --> 31:19.120 It's Esther! 31:21.360 --> 31:24.840 -[cell phone rings] -What's up? 31:25.760 --> 31:27.840 [Daniela] The birthing classes start today. Wanna come? 31:28.600 --> 31:30.199 I don't know. You want me there? 31:30.840 --> 31:33.240 -Whatever you want, Pedro. -I'd like to be there. 31:33.320 --> 31:35.679 The only thing is Tomás is also coming. 31:37.840 --> 31:40.399 -I'll think about it and let you know. -Okay, bye. 31:42.120 --> 31:43.360 Don't stoop so low. 31:43.439 --> 31:45.840 -Don't do it. -How can he not go? It's his son. 31:45.919 --> 31:47.959 If he doesn't go, the other guy will steal the prize. 31:48.040 --> 31:49.280 And if he goes, he's a sucker. 31:49.360 --> 31:51.600 [scoffs] Do what you want. It's a lose-lose. 31:52.919 --> 31:53.760 [exhales] 31:53.840 --> 31:56.560 [instructor] The first thing we're going to do is learn how to breathe. 31:57.159 --> 32:00.439 Through breathing, we can control our pain. 32:00.520 --> 32:04.800 We can change our mood and connect with our inner selves. 32:05.719 --> 32:08.959 It's a tool that's very powerful, if we know how to use it. 32:10.560 --> 32:12.520 In fact, the word "respiration" 32:12.600 --> 32:14.480 comes from the Latin "spiritus," 32:14.560 --> 32:16.800 which means "vital breath." 32:16.879 --> 32:17.719 [Pedro exhales] 32:17.800 --> 32:19.840 Inhale, respire. 32:20.480 --> 32:22.959 -So now, open your diaphragm wide. -What? 32:23.480 --> 32:24.439 And… 32:24.520 --> 32:26.360 [exhales] …we let go. 32:26.439 --> 32:28.760 [Tomás inhales, exhales] 32:28.840 --> 32:32.159 [instructor] Now exhale nice and slowly. 32:33.120 --> 32:34.919 -[Daniela exhales] -[instructor] Once more. 32:35.439 --> 32:36.879 [Pedro exhales] 32:36.959 --> 32:39.040 [upbeat music playing] structor] Once more.