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Bilyar, home cinema.

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Ay, 'yong Harley.

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At higit sa lahat…

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Pambihira.

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Pag off-track ka, grabe 'yong talbog.

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Titibay 'yong leeg mo dito.

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O, di ba? Dito na kayo magkarera,
imbes na sa kalsada.

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Try mo. Magugustuhan mo.

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-Uy!
-Mahirap pumasok, parang totoong kotse.

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-Pare, ano ba 'to?
-'Eto na.

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'Eto. "Romantic anarchy."

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"Pakikipagrelasyong
hindi sakop ng mga kategoryang

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idinidikta ng mga pamantayan ng lipunan."

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"Maaari itong tumukoy

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sa isa o higit pang sexual bonds
na walang herarkiya,

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dahil pare-pareho ang mga relasyon
at di mapagkakaiba ng mga label."

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-Pumayag ka sa gano'n?
-Di ko naman alam, e.

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Una, closed relationship. Tapos, open.

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Ngayon, wala nang relasyon.
Inalis na niya 'yong label.

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Sino 'yong gagong tumitira sa kanya?

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Sigurado kang isa lang?
Parang di lang isa kung "anarchy."

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Tanggapin mo na.
Mahilig sa "mga" lalaki si Luz.

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Alis na!

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-Umalis na kayo. Nakita n'yo na!
-Hala!

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Mababaw lang 'yan, di naman kayo kasal.
Wala kayong anak, walang renta.

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-Oo na. Alis na.
-Raul, ano ba?

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Ito nga, di mapalayas si Blanca.

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-Ewan ko sa inyo.
-Magbilyar tayo!

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Ayoko. Akin na 'yang bote!

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-Gago.
-Akin na 'yan, buwisit!

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-Layas.
-Raul, wag ganito.

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-Oo na.
-Wag mo siyang sakalin.

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Tantanan mo na 'yang ginagawa mo. Please!

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-Luz.
-Ano 'yon, honey?

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Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

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ALPHA MALES

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Luis! Tingnan mo ang baby girl mo!

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Baby boy!

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Anong…

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Anak! Ang ganda mo
pag mahaba ang buhok mo!

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Guwapo ako!

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Ipapaayos natin 'to.

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Anak, ano'ng mali sa pagiging babae?

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Ayokong magka-boobs.

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Okay, pero di ka sigurado sa genes mo.
Baka di ka kasing-sexy ng nanay mo.

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-Luis.
-Para lang mapanatag siya.

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Pantanga ang ballet. Gusto ko ng soccer.

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May babae din sa soccer.
Nanalo sila sa World Cup.

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Pero mas malaki ang kita ng lalaki.

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-Totoo, pero…
-Nakakalabas din sila.

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-Si Ulises, puwedeng lumabas mag-isa.
-Mas matanda siya, e.

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Mas immature siya.

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May advantages din ang babae,
alam mo 'yon?

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Gaya ng ano?

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Ano… puwede kang mabuntis.

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Advantage ba 'yon?

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Makakalibre ka sa nightclubs.
Pero baka objectifying 'yon.

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Kahit kailan, di ako nalibre.

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Puwedeng mag-makeup
ang babae. Pati lalaki.

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At masakit magkaregla.

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Honey, samahan mo nga 'ko saglit.

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Di natin kaya 'to.
Punta tayo sa psychologist.

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-Buwisit. Lagi na lang may problema.
-Oo nga.

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Pinalayas ako ni Marga.

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Luis!

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Salamat talaga.

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Ang ganda, 'no?
Sa presyo niya, sulit talaga.

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Cash ang deposit ko, kung ayos lang.

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-Ma!
-Bawal malaman ni Mariano.

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Ma, tama na.
Itigil mo na 'tong kalokohang 'to.

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Utang na loob. Palabasin mo siya.

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Ganito. Pag-usapan natin 'to.

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Ayoko, malaya na 'ko. Namulat ako kay Luz.

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Luz? Sinong Luz?

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Ang abogado ko.

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Ano'ng kinalaman niya dito?
Wag kang makinig sa kanya.

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Pupunta ako sa Istanbul, sa Hagia Sophia.

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Saan? Makipagbalikan ka muna kay Papa!

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Sige. Makikipagbalikan ako

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kung may masasabi siyang
gusto niya sa 'kin.

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Masarap 'yong ginisang munggo mo.

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Limampung taon tayong nagsama,
'yon ang unang naisip mo?

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Saka… naaalala mo
kung kailan ako dapat uminom ng gamot.

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Papa, 'yong gusto mo sa personalidad niya.

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Di puwede 'yong pag-aalaga niya?

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ISANG SERIES MULA SA NETFLIX

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SA PRODUKSIYON NG ANESTHESIA FILMS

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ALPHA MALES

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Ano ang pagiging lalaki?
Palabo na nang palabo.

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Pribilehiyo ba ito?

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O biktima tayo ng masculinity?

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Di madedeconstruct ang masculinity ko.

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-Napaka-neoarchaic mo.
-Ano 'yon?

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Mula ngayon,
deconstructing sexist pigs na kayo.

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ALPHA MALES

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Ayos!

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Alpha Males.

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Comedy na magpapatawa
at magpapaisip sa inyo.

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Kalahati na ang na-shoot,

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excited na kaming ipakita ang resulta.

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May tanong ba kayo?

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Sige lang. Kaya nga tayo narito, di ba?

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Salamat.

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Pagkatapos ng flop na Bad Bitch,

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isasalba ba ng project na 'to
ang career mo?

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Di ko pa masasabi.

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Maganda ang isang 'to.

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Mainit na usapin ngayon.

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Sino'ng lalaki ang di nalilito ngayon?

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Medyo boring 'yong title.

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Katatawanan ba ang feminist struggle?

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Kabaligtaran 'to.

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Ang series na 'to,
kritisismo ng sexist men

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na ayaw sumabay sa modern times.

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Kaya hanggang sa huli,

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straight white men ang laman ng screen.

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Hetero-curious 'yong isa sa kanila.

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-Kumusta ang presscon?
-Mabuti. Okay naman.

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May kontrobersiya,
pero baka makatulong 'yon.

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Magaling. Maupo ka.

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Kumuha kami ng bagong babaeng CEO.

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Ah.

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Bilang CEO, mabuti iyon.

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Focus ka sa kung saan ka magaling,
pagiging creative.

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Kailangan na nating tapusin
ang negative atmosphere sa kompanya.

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Negative atmosphere.
Parang wala namang gano'n.

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Pedro, 80% ng workforce natin ay babae.

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Maganda nga kung may balance, di ba?

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Di mo pansing walang kumakausap sa 'yo?

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Ewan ko.

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Medyo… nakakasaling ng pride lang kasi.

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Pero alam n'yo
ang makakabuti sa kompanya n'yo.

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Nasa opisina niya si Virginia.

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Baka gusto mo siyang makilala.

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Tuloy.

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Virginia.

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Kumusta ka, Pedro?

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Gulat, pero dapat maging praktikal.

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May shooting kami.

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Puwede tayo mag-lunch…

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Gusto kong professional
ang interactions natin.

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Sige. Gusto ko lang…

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Nasa 'kin na ang production plan,
cost report…

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Kaya kung may tanong ako, sasabihan kita.

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DANIELA
CHURROS AT CHOCOLATE, PLEASE!

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Importante ba 'yan?

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Hindi. Oo. 'Yong girl…
'Yong… partner ko, buntis.

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-Congratulations.
-Salamat. Sobrang saya.

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Pero masama ang pakiramdam niya.

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Kaya kung ayos lang, aalis na ako.

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Kung gusto mo.

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Parang ang labo no'n, di ba?

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Kung aalis ka, sige.

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At isa pa pala.

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Kasal ako, at di ako nakikipagtalik
sa mga katrabaho ko.

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Para lang alam mo.

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Buwisit!

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Si Rita, ang inampon nating aso.

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Ano?

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Di ba sabi mo,
wala kang oras mag-alaga ng aso?

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At totoo pa rin 'yon.

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Pero doon ako papasok.

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Shared project na
pag inalagaan natin siya pareho.

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Raul, palusot lang 'yon.

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No'ng bata ako, halos mamatay ako
nang i-euthanize ang aso ko.

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Tingnan mo 'yong cute na mukha niya.

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Tama na sa emotional blackmail.

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Sige. Ibabalik ko siya sa shelter.

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Pero kapag hindi siya na-adopt,
magpaalam ka na kay Rita.

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Tarantado ka.

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Ilakad natin siya?
Bumili ako ng lagyanan ng pupu.

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Wow! Napakabait na papa.

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Kung pumunta tayo sa magandang hotel
sa probinsiya ngayong weekend?

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Para makatakbo siya.

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Ang tagal niyang nakakulong, e.

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Puwera kung may lakad ka na.

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Pinlano mo 'to, 'no?

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Lahat ng detalye.

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Ano'ng gagawin namin sa anak namin?
Di siya papansinin? Ipapa-therapy?

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Di ko na area 'to.
Dapat sa child psychologist kayo.

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Pero bilang magulang, ano'ng payo mo?

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Tinutulungan ko kayo bilang mag-asawa.

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Oo, nakakaapekto rin sa amin
ang pagiging magulang.

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Di nga daw niya area 'to.

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Gusto ko 'yong mga di nakikialam sa iba.

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Kung di si Luz
ang abogado niya, may iba pa.

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Feminist daw, pinagkikitaan niya lang
ang panunulsol sa housewife.

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Sorry. Kulang yata ako sa context.

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Ang best friend pala ng asawa ko,

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tinutulungan si Mama na makipag-divorce
kay Papa pagkatapos makasal nang 50 taon.

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Umiiyak ka ba?

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Oo, ano naman?
Kaya nga tayo nagbabayad dito.

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-Di ka komportableng umiiyak siya?
-Weird, e.

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Pag may hiwalayan,
maaaring makaramdam ng impotence,

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takot, at galit sa magulang.

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Oo. Nararamdaman ko 'yan.

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Ang aral dito, bilang mag-asawa,
di n'yo basta binabalewala ang lahat.

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-Kita mo?
-Kahit gaano na kayo katagal.

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Araw-araw kayong magsikap magmahalan.

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Kita mo? Araw-araw.

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Gusto ko nang mamatay.

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Wala nang halaga ang buhay ko.

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Nag-post ka sa IG.
Di ka na puwedeng magpalaglag.

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'Yon pa.

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Mula nang mag-post akong buntis ako,
nawalan ako ng 2,000 followers.

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Siyempre. Iba na ang target audience mo.

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Mula sa mga lalaking
gusto kang makitang mag-yoga,

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mga nanay na ang followers mo
na kasangga mo sa buhay-ina.

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Ayoko ng gano'n.

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Kung gusto mong
maging content creator sa edad mo,

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dapat may anak ka talaga.

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Handa na 'kong burahin ang accounts ko
at pagmumurahin silang lahat.

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Magiging nanay kang walang kita
at dependent kay Pedro?

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Magkano ipon mo?

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Kailan ba 'ko nahibang
at nagkaanak ako sa gagong 'yon?

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Puta sa Instagram o puta ni Pedro.
Pili ka na lang.

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Diyos ko.

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Bayaw, tingnan mo ang ginawa mo.

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-Ang weird makita kang ganito.
-'Yan lang ang di ko sinusuka.

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-Ayaw mo ng broccoli ni Patricia?
-Naka-leave si Patricia.

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-Kasi buntis siya?
-Depressed.

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Hayop na Stefan.

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Sa bahay ka na lang kaya muna?
May kasambahay ako, may pool.

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Ayoko. Wala pa sa utak ko
'yong hormonal imbalance.

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-Ayaw mo bang may tagasilbi?
-Ayoko.

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Makakaalis ka na. Nakakasira ka ng mood.

00:11:09.160 --> 00:11:11.640 align:center
Tawagan mo lang ako, ha?

00:11:11.719 --> 00:11:13.520 align:center
Available ako, 24 oras.

00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:14.480 align:center
Ayos.

00:11:14.560 --> 00:11:15.520 align:center
Ayos nga.

00:11:18.920 --> 00:11:20.000 align:center
'Eto na!

00:11:21.480 --> 00:11:23.560 align:center
-Ayun!
-Game! Three-two!

00:11:23.640 --> 00:11:25.040 align:center
-Tira mo 'yon!
-Sa 'kin?

00:11:25.120 --> 00:11:26.480 align:center
Nasa tabi mo lang!

00:11:26.560 --> 00:11:28.360 align:center
E, di wag kang lumapit sa net.

00:11:28.440 --> 00:11:29.719 align:center
Musta bagong boss mo?

00:11:30.240 --> 00:11:35.280 align:center
Kasal daw siya
at di nakikipagtalik sa mga katrabaho.

00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:38.680 align:center
Mahilig sa titi 'yon.
Kung hindi, ba't niya sasabihin 'yon?

00:11:38.760 --> 00:11:40.760 align:center
Sigurado kang puwede sa aso 'yan?

00:11:41.280 --> 00:11:42.959 align:center
Protein lang 'to, pare.

00:11:43.040 --> 00:11:47.000 align:center
Raul, ikaw ang huling taong
pagkakatiwalaan kong mag-alaga ng aso.

00:11:47.079 --> 00:11:48.240 align:center
Ewan ko sa inyo.

00:11:48.320 --> 00:11:52.160 align:center
May nagbubuklod na sa 'min ni Luz.
Pinaglalapit kami nito.

00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:55.160 align:center
Anim na taon pa ang buhay nito.
Nagtanong ako.

00:11:55.240 --> 00:11:58.440 align:center
Dapat cockatoo na lang.
Hanggang 95 taon 'yon.

00:12:00.440 --> 00:12:02.040 align:center
Santi, ano'ng ginagawa mo?

00:12:03.040 --> 00:12:04.760 align:center
Sineen lang ako ni Irene. Pa'no 'to?

00:12:04.839 --> 00:12:07.320 align:center
-Hayaan mo.
-Sabi mo, ayaw mo na sa babae.

00:12:07.400 --> 00:12:10.440 align:center
Misogynistic 'yon.
Di tayo dapat nangdidiscriminate.

00:12:10.520 --> 00:12:14.800 align:center
Ah, bale, dapat nasa pagitan ka
ng di panghaharass at di pagpansin?

00:12:14.880 --> 00:12:16.959 align:center
May memes ba kayo diyan?

00:12:17.040 --> 00:12:18.400 align:center
Halika na, serve mo na.

00:12:18.880 --> 00:12:22.240 align:center
Shit, kailangan ko ng dahilan.
Kahit ano. Ewan ko.

00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:25.040 align:center
Kahit isa sa mga video
na sinesend n'yo sa GC.

00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:26.320 align:center
Basta wag videos mo.

00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:33.280 align:center
-Fifteen-love!
-Akin 'yon, e!

00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:36.719 align:center
Pag tinira ko, iyo. Pag hindi, akin.
Ano'ng gagawin ko?

00:12:36.800 --> 00:12:38.199 align:center
Galingan mo, talunan.

00:12:38.680 --> 00:12:40.680 align:center
Mag-usap kasi kayo.

00:12:45.599 --> 00:12:46.800 align:center
Hello.

00:12:46.880 --> 00:12:49.280 align:center
Alex, baba mo 'yang paa mo sa mesa.

00:12:49.360 --> 00:12:50.599 align:center
Hala!

00:12:50.680 --> 00:12:53.800 align:center
Tingnan mo 'tong college guys
na gusto mong i-date ko.

00:12:55.199 --> 00:12:59.719 align:center
"Pokpok ang mga taga-Journalism."
"Wawasakin natin ang panties nila."

00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:02.880 align:center
"Unang party pa lang,
ubos na 'yan sila." Ano 'to?

00:13:02.959 --> 00:13:05.719 align:center
WhatsApp group ng mga kaklase ko
para lang sa lalaki.

00:13:05.800 --> 00:13:07.920 align:center
In-add nila 'ko kasi Alex ang pangalan ko.

00:13:08.000 --> 00:13:09.520 align:center
-Pahinging screenshots.
-Bakit?

00:13:09.599 --> 00:13:10.520 align:center
Sige na!

00:13:10.599 --> 00:13:12.400 align:center
-Ano'ng gagawin mo?
-Tahimik!

00:13:13.199 --> 00:13:16.040 align:center
Irene, kumusta?
Sorry sa pagtawag nang late.

00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:18.240 align:center
Alas-singko pa lang naman, pero…

00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:20.719 align:center
Alam kong nabasa mo ang chat ko, kaya…

00:13:20.800 --> 00:13:22.280 align:center
Shit. Hindi.

00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:24.520 align:center
Irene, kumusta ka? Hello.

00:13:24.599 --> 00:13:27.719 align:center
Kausap ko nito lang
'yong anak kong si Alex.

00:13:27.800 --> 00:13:31.320 align:center
In-add siya sa WhasApp group
ng mga lalaki sa college niya.

00:13:31.400 --> 00:13:34.000 align:center
Nagpapadala sila
ng kung ano-anong misogynistic.

00:13:35.079 --> 00:13:38.320 align:center
Baka lang 'ka ko interesado ka
para sa libro mo.

00:13:38.400 --> 00:13:40.320 align:center
Pambihirang kabataan 'to.

00:13:40.400 --> 00:13:42.959 align:center
Napakababastos. Nakakagulat nga.

00:13:43.040 --> 00:13:45.440 align:center
Padadalhan kita ng screenshots. Bye.

00:13:45.520 --> 00:13:46.719 align:center
Ipinadala mo na? Oo.

00:13:46.800 --> 00:13:48.320 align:center
Na-in love ka naman?

00:13:48.400 --> 00:13:51.959 align:center
Walang nanalo? Ano?
Di ako nanalo sa poetry contest.

00:13:52.040 --> 00:13:54.040 align:center
Hala. Akalain mo nga naman.

00:13:54.120 --> 00:13:57.640 align:center
-Normal na trabaho kaya hanapin mo?
-Nadedepress ako sa 'yo.

00:13:57.719 --> 00:13:58.719 align:center
Shit.

00:14:01.640 --> 00:14:03.680 align:center
Oo, Irene. Kumusta ka?

00:14:03.760 --> 00:14:07.400 align:center
Uy, pambihira 'yan.
Magre-Reel ako tungkol sa neosexism.

00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:10.440 align:center
-Ayos lang ba sa anak mo?
-Oo. Oo naman.

00:14:10.520 --> 00:14:16.360 align:center
Pinalaki ko siyang empowered,
determinado, at matapang na babae.

00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:18.199 align:center
Kita tayo mamayang gabi?

00:14:18.280 --> 00:14:21.440 align:center
Stressed ako sa libro,
kailangan kong mag-unwind.

00:14:21.520 --> 00:14:23.760 align:center
Oo, napakahalagang mag-unwind.

00:14:23.839 --> 00:14:26.120 align:center
Sige, alas-nuwebe sa bahay. Bye!

00:14:26.199 --> 00:14:27.640 align:center
Sige, bye.

00:14:28.439 --> 00:14:29.920 align:center
Yes!

00:14:39.400 --> 00:14:40.319 align:center
Bakit?

00:14:40.400 --> 00:14:42.319 align:center
Gusto ko ng divorce, ngayon na.

00:14:42.400 --> 00:14:46.319 align:center
Marga, ang akin lang, bilang housewife,
puwede ka humingi ng sahod.

00:14:46.400 --> 00:14:50.280 align:center
Sa loob ng 52 taon,
naging yaya ka, katulong, tagaluto,

00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:52.400 align:center
accountant, personal na mamimili.

00:14:52.479 --> 00:14:55.800 align:center
Lahat ng 'yon, sa halagang
zero euros kada buwan.

00:14:56.719 --> 00:14:58.400 align:center
Magkano ang mahihingi ko?

00:14:58.479 --> 00:15:00.800 align:center
I-multiply mo ang mga taong kasal kayo

00:15:00.880 --> 00:15:03.360 align:center
at ang minimum wage sa mga taong 'yon.

00:15:03.959 --> 00:15:05.280 align:center
Makakapag-cruise ako.

00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:06.920 align:center
Nang di lang isang cruise.

00:15:09.479 --> 00:15:11.920 align:center
-Ano 'yon?
-Nandito si Paz Artigas.

00:15:12.439 --> 00:15:13.400 align:center
Papasukin mo.

00:15:14.520 --> 00:15:18.920 align:center
-Pag-isipan mo at sabihan ako, okay?
-Pupunta ako sa Istanbul bukas.

00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:21.560 align:center
Ayos 'yon. Humanap ka ng Turkish passion.

00:15:21.640 --> 00:15:23.640 align:center
Hindi. Kasama ko ang kapatid ko.

00:15:23.719 --> 00:15:24.800 align:center
Sige.

00:15:24.880 --> 00:15:26.079 align:center
-Hello.
-Hello.

00:15:26.760 --> 00:15:28.839 align:center
-Good afternoon.
-Pasok ka.

00:15:36.560 --> 00:15:39.479 align:center
Wag kang pumunta sa opisina.
Dini-distract mo 'ko.

00:15:39.560 --> 00:15:43.439 align:center
-Mag-empake ka. Tara sa Paris.
-Ha? Di puwede. Nagtatrabaho ako.

00:15:43.520 --> 00:15:45.280 align:center
Sabihin mo, may period ka.

00:15:45.839 --> 00:15:47.319 align:center
Wala na 'kong matris.

00:15:47.400 --> 00:15:49.880 align:center
Anxiety attack na lang. Uso 'yon ngayon.

00:15:49.959 --> 00:15:50.839 align:center
Tara na.

00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:54.160 align:center
Ano? Hindi!
Saka may plano ako ngayong weekend.

00:15:54.240 --> 00:15:55.800 align:center
Di naman kasingganda nito.

00:15:59.280 --> 00:16:00.199 align:center
Pero…

00:16:00.920 --> 00:16:03.040 align:center
Bandang 11:50 a.m., namalengke siya.

00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:05.280 align:center
Kinausap ang tindero nang 30 minuto

00:16:05.359 --> 00:16:07.079 align:center
tungkol sa mahal ng bilihin.

00:16:07.599 --> 00:16:10.920 align:center
Tapos, 1:30 p.m.,
pumunta siya sa rheumatologist.

00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:13.240 align:center
Alas-singko, pumunta sa abogado.

00:16:13.319 --> 00:16:15.240 align:center
Bandang 6:30 p.m., nag-Pilates.

00:16:15.319 --> 00:16:18.280 align:center
Tapos, umuwi na. Do'n ko na siya iniwan.

00:16:18.359 --> 00:16:21.959 align:center
-Kailan sila nagtatagpo ng kalaguyo niya?
-Wala kasing kalaguyo, Joaquin.

00:16:22.040 --> 00:16:22.880 align:center
Meron!

00:16:22.959 --> 00:16:25.719 align:center
-Luis, kumuha ng detective ang tatay mo.
-Ha?

00:16:25.800 --> 00:16:27.760 align:center
Kausapin mo. Mauubos lang pensyon niya.

00:16:27.839 --> 00:16:29.520 align:center
-Mamaya na.
-Ano 'yan?

00:16:29.599 --> 00:16:30.800 align:center
Tent pang-camping.

00:16:30.880 --> 00:16:33.120 align:center
Bukas, matutulog tayo
sa ilalim ng mga bituin.

00:16:33.199 --> 00:16:34.880 align:center
Ise-set up ko sa labas.

00:16:36.439 --> 00:16:39.800 align:center
Honey, okay naman tayo.
Di na kailangan ng ganito.

00:16:40.319 --> 00:16:42.000 align:center
Di ka ba nakikinig kay Rosa?

00:16:42.640 --> 00:16:44.760 align:center
Dapat walang binabalewala ang mag-asawa.

00:16:45.599 --> 00:16:48.680 align:center
Okay, flashlight, stove…
May water flask tayo, di ba?

00:16:48.760 --> 00:16:52.959 align:center
Honey, may identity crisis ang anak natin.
Nasa 'tin ang tatay mo.

00:16:53.040 --> 00:16:54.920 align:center
Tama bang mag-camping ngayon?

00:16:55.000 --> 00:16:58.079 align:center
-Romantic getaway 'to.
-May audition pa 'ko sa Lunes.

00:16:58.160 --> 00:17:01.240 align:center
Ano'ng mas mahalaga?
Tayong mag-asawa o commercial?

00:17:01.319 --> 00:17:02.920 align:center
Shit, Portuguese ang sulat.

00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:05.079 align:center
Sino'ng bantay ng mga bata?

00:17:05.159 --> 00:17:07.359 align:center
-Si Papa. Puwede na.
-Hindi.

00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:10.839 align:center
"Itusok ang fiberglass rods
sa sockets ng mga ito."

00:17:10.919 --> 00:17:13.000 align:center
Uugod-ugod at paranoid ang papa mo.

00:17:13.079 --> 00:17:15.280 align:center
Babantayan siya ng mga bata.
Matanda na sila.

00:17:15.359 --> 00:17:17.280 align:center
Sino ba talaga ang bantay?

00:17:17.800 --> 00:17:20.040 align:center
"Para mas mainam, maglagay ng pin…"

00:17:20.119 --> 00:17:21.359 align:center
Pine tree?

00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:22.800 align:center
"…sa dulo ng rod."

00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:26.480 align:center
"System 20, image 1."

00:17:27.760 --> 00:17:30.760 align:center
Ang sarap talagang
pampababa ng cortisol ang sex.

00:17:30.840 --> 00:17:33.880 align:center
Oo, stressed din ako sa trabaho.

00:17:35.320 --> 00:17:36.560 align:center
Di ba nasisante ka?

00:17:36.640 --> 00:17:38.520 align:center
Ha? Oo.

00:17:39.040 --> 00:17:41.840 align:center
Pero busy ako
sa sarili kong projects ngayon.

00:17:41.919 --> 00:17:45.040 align:center
Pinupulido ko na
'yong female-friendly offices ko.

00:17:45.640 --> 00:17:46.880 align:center
Female-friendly?

00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:48.880 align:center
Oo.

00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:50.640 align:center
May urinals 'yon

00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:53.840 align:center
na angkop sa anatomy ng babae. At…

00:17:55.080 --> 00:17:57.760 align:center
Aalis na 'ko? Okay.

00:17:57.840 --> 00:17:59.000 align:center
Nagmamadali ka ba?

00:17:59.080 --> 00:18:01.720 align:center
Ako? Hindi.

00:18:01.800 --> 00:18:03.040 align:center
Pizza?

00:18:03.120 --> 00:18:04.120 align:center
Sige.

00:18:05.520 --> 00:18:07.520 align:center
-Santi. Kumusta?
-Wag ka maingay!

00:18:07.600 --> 00:18:09.280 align:center
-Wala kang pasok?
-Tahimik, sabi.

00:18:09.360 --> 00:18:10.760 align:center
-'Yong tip?
-Tahimik!

00:18:10.840 --> 00:18:12.520 align:center
-Sige na, p're.
-Alis na!

00:18:16.040 --> 00:18:18.159 align:center
Nagsusulat ka na agad?

00:18:18.240 --> 00:18:19.560 align:center
Hindi ka tumitigil.

00:18:19.640 --> 00:18:21.560 align:center
Ginaganahan ako sa orgasm.

00:18:22.360 --> 00:18:23.840 align:center
Ayos.

00:18:23.919 --> 00:18:26.480 align:center
Bale, nilabasan ka, ano…

00:18:26.560 --> 00:18:29.520 align:center
Kasi di namin nalalaman, alam mo 'yon?

00:18:29.600 --> 00:18:30.720 align:center
Heto.

00:18:30.800 --> 00:18:32.040 align:center
Nakakabaliw 'to.

00:18:32.120 --> 00:18:34.520 align:center
Parami nang parami ang natutuklasan ko.

00:18:34.600 --> 00:18:35.640 align:center
Hindi natatapos.

00:18:35.720 --> 00:18:37.600 align:center
Gano'n kasama ang manosphere?

00:18:37.679 --> 00:18:39.720 align:center
Nag-viral ang kuwento ng anak mo.

00:18:39.800 --> 00:18:41.960 align:center
-Wow.
-Tingnan mo 'yong messages.

00:18:42.040 --> 00:18:45.120 align:center
Kung di ako iniinsulto,
gusto ako ikama. Pare-pareho.

00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:46.880 align:center
Bakit ka nila iniinsulto?

00:18:46.960 --> 00:18:48.720 align:center
Alam mo 'yong mga incel?

00:18:48.800 --> 00:18:50.000 align:center
Ah, oo.

00:18:50.080 --> 00:18:53.159 align:center
Grupo sila ng mga… gano'n.

00:18:53.240 --> 00:18:55.159 align:center
Involuntary celibates sila.

00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:58.720 align:center
Mga lalaking di maka-score
kaya mga babae ang sinisisi.

00:18:58.800 --> 00:19:00.640 align:center
"Gynocentric conspiracy" ang tawag.

00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:03.200 align:center
May mga tao ba talagang ganiyan?

00:19:03.840 --> 00:19:06.040 align:center
Oo naman. Ito ang forum nila.

00:19:06.120 --> 00:19:07.280 align:center
Ako 'yong Dario.

00:19:08.760 --> 00:19:11.000 align:center
"Wasakin natin ang mga puki nila."

00:19:11.080 --> 00:19:12.440 align:center
Pambihira!

00:19:12.520 --> 00:19:14.159 align:center
Ganito ako mangalap ng impormasyon.

00:19:14.760 --> 00:19:16.760 align:center
Nag-upload ng photo ang isang 'to.

00:19:17.280 --> 00:19:20.919 align:center
"Virgin ka rin ba, Paco?
Ano'ng kuwento mo?"

00:19:29.440 --> 00:19:31.320 align:center
Ulises. Para sa 'yo.

00:19:31.399 --> 00:19:32.399 align:center
Cell phone!

00:19:32.480 --> 00:19:35.280 align:center
-Ang daya!
-Para ipakitang may tiwala kami sa 'yo.

00:19:35.360 --> 00:19:37.800 align:center
Pag may mangyari kay Lolo, tumawag ka.

00:19:37.880 --> 00:19:39.560 align:center
Naka-save ang numbers namin diyan.

00:19:39.640 --> 00:19:40.960 align:center
Pa-kiss nga.

00:19:41.040 --> 00:19:43.280 align:center
Ayaw kong kasama si Lolo.

00:19:43.360 --> 00:19:45.440 align:center
Bakit hindi? Mahal niya kayo.

00:19:45.960 --> 00:19:47.840 align:center
Ako lang inuutusan niya.

00:19:47.919 --> 00:19:50.919 align:center
Makaluma kasi,
iniisip niyang utusan ang mga babae.

00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:53.080 align:center
Pero hindi ako babae. Lalaki ako.

00:19:53.159 --> 00:19:56.120 align:center
Sige, sabihin mo sa kanya.
Kung maintindihan ka.

00:19:56.200 --> 00:19:58.399 align:center
Dapat igalang ni Lolo kung sino 'ko.

00:19:58.480 --> 00:20:00.120 align:center
Sige, asa ka.

00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:06.159 align:center
Patricia!

00:20:06.240 --> 00:20:08.840 align:center
Sorry. Naaalala ko sa 'yo si Stefan.

00:20:08.919 --> 00:20:10.080 align:center
Sa 'kin?

00:20:10.720 --> 00:20:13.600 align:center
Patricia, magpahinga ka muna. Sige na.

00:20:13.679 --> 00:20:16.399 align:center
May balita ka na sa kanya?
Hinanap niya ba 'ko?

00:20:22.560 --> 00:20:23.560 align:center
Kita mo 'yan?

00:20:23.640 --> 00:20:25.960 align:center
Ewan ko kung bakit
di ko 'yon pinasisante sa 'yo.

00:20:26.040 --> 00:20:28.640 align:center
"Sa kawanggawa, ikaw ang kawawa,"
'ika nga ni Lola.

00:20:29.320 --> 00:20:31.080 align:center
Samahan mo 'ko sa OB-gyne.

00:20:31.159 --> 00:20:33.000 align:center
-Na naman?
-Oo.

00:20:34.159 --> 00:20:35.919 align:center
Kung di ka puwede, magta-taxi ako.

00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:37.720 align:center
Puwede. Kaya nga ako nandito.

00:20:40.080 --> 00:20:42.880 align:center
Sigurado kang okay sa bata
'yang ganiyang sugar?

00:20:43.480 --> 00:20:45.080 align:center
Gets na 'to ng katawan ko.

00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:52.760 align:center
Daniela, nagkakaroon ka na
ng gestational diabetes.

00:20:55.720 --> 00:20:58.399 align:center
Processed baked goods lang
ang di ko sinusuka.

00:20:58.480 --> 00:21:00.840 align:center
Kahit na. Kailangan mong kumain ng tama.

00:21:00.919 --> 00:21:04.159 align:center
Nakukuha pa rin ng katawan mo
ang sustansya kahit magsuka ka.

00:21:05.360 --> 00:21:07.679 align:center
Ba't ang sama sa pakiramdam
ng pagbubuntis?

00:21:07.760 --> 00:21:11.200 align:center
-'Yong kasambahay ko, okay siya.
-Maliban sa depression.

00:21:11.760 --> 00:21:13.280 align:center
Inumin mo 'to.

00:21:13.360 --> 00:21:16.560 align:center
Pero wag sobra, magiging constipated ka.

00:21:17.679 --> 00:21:18.800 align:center
Ang saya.

00:21:22.399 --> 00:21:23.520 align:center
Saan tayo papunta?

00:21:24.600 --> 00:21:26.159 align:center
-Sa bahay ko.
-Ano?

00:21:26.240 --> 00:21:30.560 align:center
Ang gulo do'n sa apartment,
may sakit si Patricia, nagsusuka ka.

00:21:30.640 --> 00:21:32.040 align:center
Aalagaan kita.

00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:33.919 align:center
'Yong amo ko.

00:21:34.000 --> 00:21:34.919 align:center
Virginia.

00:21:35.399 --> 00:21:37.679 align:center
Tulong, kinidnap ako!

00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:39.440 align:center
Pedro?

00:21:39.960 --> 00:21:41.080 align:center
Oo, nandito ako.

00:21:41.600 --> 00:21:43.640 align:center
Saan? Nandito ka dapat.

00:21:43.720 --> 00:21:46.560 align:center
Meron lang… Sige, susunod ako.

00:21:47.960 --> 00:21:48.800 align:center
Virginia?

00:21:50.399 --> 00:21:51.560 align:center
Aw.

00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:53.760 align:center
Bilhan mo 'ko ng McFlurry,
papatawarin kita.

00:22:26.640 --> 00:22:30.120 align:center
Ano'ng di ka puwede? Malulungkot si Rita.

00:22:30.200 --> 00:22:33.520 align:center
Medyo komplikado lang.
Kailangan kong pumunta sa Paris.

00:22:34.040 --> 00:22:35.760 align:center
Paris? Kasama no'ng iba mo?

00:22:36.280 --> 00:22:37.760 align:center
Next weekend na lang.

00:22:37.840 --> 00:22:39.399 align:center
Wala ka pa namang na-book.

00:22:39.480 --> 00:22:40.840 align:center
Meron na, ayos na nga.

00:22:40.919 --> 00:22:43.439 align:center
Pahingi ng booking copy,
babayaran ko 'yong part ko.

00:22:43.520 --> 00:22:46.120 align:center
Hindi na. Enjoy ka na lang diyan.

00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:47.280 align:center
Bye.

00:22:47.360 --> 00:22:49.159 align:center
Aw…

00:22:49.240 --> 00:22:50.919 align:center
Inindiyan ako ng bruha.

00:22:51.000 --> 00:22:55.679 align:center
Kung papipiliin ako sa probinsiya
nang may kasamang aso o sa Paris…

00:22:55.760 --> 00:22:57.919 align:center
Raul, di 'to mapapatakbo ng aso mo.

00:22:58.000 --> 00:23:00.960 align:center
-Ano'ng gagawin ko sa weekend?
-Magtrabaho?

00:23:01.040 --> 00:23:04.320 align:center
Sulitin mo ang romantic anarchy.
Makipagkita ka sa iba.

00:23:04.399 --> 00:23:06.240 align:center
Tama, marami pang iba diyan.

00:23:06.320 --> 00:23:08.520 align:center
Pero wag kang sinungaling.
Maging responsable ka.

00:23:08.600 --> 00:23:10.679 align:center
Oo na. Nag-mature na 'ko, okay?

00:23:10.760 --> 00:23:12.439 align:center
Raul, mag-usap tayo.

00:23:12.520 --> 00:23:13.399 align:center
Tungkol saan?

00:23:13.480 --> 00:23:15.040 align:center
Sa pagkawalang-silbi mo.

00:23:15.120 --> 00:23:19.679 align:center
Like, like, like, like, like…

00:23:19.760 --> 00:23:20.600 align:center
Match!

00:23:20.679 --> 00:23:21.919 align:center
Gaano pa kalayo?

00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:25.280 align:center
Namnamin mo na lang 'yong tanawin.
Tingnan mo 'to.

00:23:25.360 --> 00:23:27.320 align:center
Pahiram na lang ng cell phone.

00:23:27.399 --> 00:23:29.919 align:center
Esther, i-enjoy mo 'to. Mindfulness.

00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:32.600 align:center
Luis, naliligaw ba tayo? 'Yong totoo.

00:23:32.679 --> 00:23:34.520 align:center
Ha? Hindi, ah.

00:23:34.600 --> 00:23:35.800 align:center
Tumingin ka sa map.

00:23:35.880 --> 00:23:38.159 align:center
Walang signal, pero malapit lang tayo.

00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:39.919 align:center
Dito. Maniwala ka sa 'kin.

00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:42.120 align:center
Sige. Sa sense of direction mo?

00:23:42.200 --> 00:23:45.760 align:center
Kailangang team kayo pag namumundok.
Survival ang pinag-uusapan dito.

00:23:45.840 --> 00:23:47.679 align:center
-Langhapin mo 'yan.
-Buwisit.

00:24:02.159 --> 00:24:03.480 align:center
Upuan ko 'to.

00:24:09.080 --> 00:24:11.679 align:center
-Ang bastos, ha?
-E, ikaw?

00:24:11.760 --> 00:24:14.000 align:center
Sumobra ka na talaga. Kawawa sila.

00:24:14.080 --> 00:24:15.679 align:center
Na-expel sila dahil sa 'yo.

00:24:15.760 --> 00:24:18.159 align:center
Sa screenshots na pinadala mo
sa feministang 'yon.

00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:22.280 align:center
Mahirap pumasok dito, tapos,
dalawang comment lang, tanggal na sila.

00:24:22.360 --> 00:24:23.439 align:center
Hindi patas.

00:24:23.520 --> 00:24:26.200 align:center
Gusto nilang wasakin ang panties natin.

00:24:26.280 --> 00:24:27.399 align:center
Guwapo 'yong iba.

00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:29.399 align:center
Bihira ang lalaki sa journalism.

00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:31.520 align:center
Okay lang tawagin tayong pokpok?

00:24:31.600 --> 00:24:33.679 align:center
Nagbibiro lang sila, utang na loob.

00:24:40.320 --> 00:24:41.360 align:center
Psst!

00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:44.159 align:center
Puta.

00:24:50.399 --> 00:24:51.439 align:center
Hoy!

00:24:55.240 --> 00:24:56.320 align:center
Uy!

00:24:56.399 --> 00:24:58.919 align:center
Hi. Sorry. Nagutom ako.

00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:02.040 align:center
Ayos lang, bata. Sige lang. Okay?

00:25:02.640 --> 00:25:03.760 align:center
Ayos 'to.

00:25:03.840 --> 00:25:07.040 align:center
Buti at nagbago ang isip ni Alex.
Ilang taon ka na? Twenty, 22?

00:25:07.120 --> 00:25:09.159 align:center
-Sino si Alex?
-Mahal.

00:25:10.679 --> 00:25:12.800 align:center
-Blanca?
-Ano?

00:25:12.880 --> 00:25:14.840 align:center
-Binu-bully ako dahil sa 'yo.
-Ha?

00:25:14.919 --> 00:25:17.320 align:center
Ini-story ng kaibigan mo
'yong screenshots.

00:25:17.399 --> 00:25:19.399 align:center
-Di na 'ko magsasabi sa 'yo.
-Alex.

00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:21.640 align:center
Alex! Dapat labanan ang neosexism.

00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:23.560 align:center
Lalaban ako kung kailan ko gusto.

00:25:23.640 --> 00:25:25.600 align:center
Sige. Pero wag kang magalit.

00:25:25.679 --> 00:25:29.439 align:center
Napakatapang mo at nasiwalat… Alex!

00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:33.159 align:center
Ang sagwa, ginamit mo
ang anak mo para maka-score.

00:25:34.960 --> 00:25:38.640 align:center
Virginia, sorry, 'yong partner ko,
may gestational diabetes…

00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.480 align:center
May overrun sa series.

00:25:40.560 --> 00:25:43.199 align:center
-Ano?
-Sobrang gastos. Labas sa budget.

00:25:43.280 --> 00:25:45.679 align:center
Ah, oo. May mga inulit kaming eksena.

00:25:45.760 --> 00:25:47.320 align:center
Natagalan ang direktor na…

00:25:47.399 --> 00:25:49.679 align:center
Pedro, mag-stick ka sa budget.

00:25:49.760 --> 00:25:53.800 align:center
Normal ang reshooting sa bagong project.

00:25:53.880 --> 00:25:55.360 align:center
Kung maayos ang plano, hindi.

00:25:57.520 --> 00:26:01.159 align:center
Virginia,
parang may nararamdaman akong galit.

00:26:01.240 --> 00:26:04.800 align:center
Ewan ko sa sinabi nila,
pero kung may problema, sabihin mo.

00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:08.320 align:center
Gusto kong
maging honest tayo sa isa't isa.

00:26:10.040 --> 00:26:12.280 align:center
Ayoko sa Alpha Males, ayoko sa 'yo.

00:26:13.120 --> 00:26:14.640 align:center
Hindi gano'n ka-honest.

00:26:15.439 --> 00:26:18.960 align:center
Sakali lang, pinagawa ko
ng bagong series ang scriptwriters.

00:26:19.040 --> 00:26:20.199 align:center
Talaga?

00:26:20.280 --> 00:26:21.600 align:center
Akusado.

00:26:21.679 --> 00:26:24.600 align:center
Tungkol sa oportunistang
sumali sa company, nameke ng harassment,

00:26:24.679 --> 00:26:25.880 align:center
at nang-agaw ng trabaho.

00:26:25.960 --> 00:26:28.560 align:center
Bilang kapatiran ng ibang empleyado,

00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:31.560 align:center
araw-araw siyang pinapahirapan
hanggang wala na siyang magawa.

00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:35.880 align:center
Oo. Pinag-iisipan namin kung mauuwi siya
sa self-destructive spiral,

00:26:35.960 --> 00:26:37.199 align:center
at magpapakamatay,

00:26:37.280 --> 00:26:40.159 align:center
o maaaksidente siya sa motor
at mawawalan ng ari.

00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:42.960 align:center
Comedy ba 'to?

00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:48.960 align:center
Uhaw na 'ko.

00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:54.360 align:center
Dito tayo mag-camp. Ang ganda rin dito.

00:26:54.439 --> 00:26:57.280 align:center
May one bar! Bilisan mo.
Mag-Google Maps ka.

00:26:59.040 --> 00:27:01.840 align:center
Ba't wala akong signal? 5G daw!

00:27:03.120 --> 00:27:06.000 align:center
Esther, ikaw 'yong napili
sa commercial ng gamot sa flu.

00:27:06.080 --> 00:27:08.280 align:center
Sagutin mo, ibibigay nila 'to sa iba.

00:27:10.560 --> 00:27:12.560 align:center
Ay, puta!

00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:14.000 align:center
Luis, papatayin kita!

00:27:14.080 --> 00:27:16.960 align:center
Paano ko malalamang… One bar!

00:27:17.040 --> 00:27:18.000 align:center
Akin na!

00:27:18.080 --> 00:27:20.439 align:center
Nag-chat sa WhatsApp si Ulises.

00:27:21.159 --> 00:27:23.600 align:center
Papa, natumba si Lolo! Ano'ng gagawin ko?

00:27:23.679 --> 00:27:25.520 align:center
Di siya gumigising. Lolo?

00:27:25.600 --> 00:27:26.919 align:center
Bubuhusan ko ng tubig?

00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:28.360 align:center
-Ako na!
-Ano?

00:27:28.439 --> 00:27:29.679 align:center
Patay na siya?

00:27:30.399 --> 00:27:32.640 align:center
Oobserbahan natin siya nang 24 oras.

00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:34.439 align:center
Pero anxiety attack lang ito.

00:27:34.520 --> 00:27:36.720 align:center
Atake sa puso! Tangang doktor 'to!

00:27:36.800 --> 00:27:37.880 align:center
Uy, Papa!

00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:40.199 align:center
Tingnan natin kung epektibo ang gamot.

00:27:41.679 --> 00:27:44.880 align:center
Ano'ng nangyari?
Kinabahan ka ba sa mga bata o…

00:27:45.800 --> 00:27:46.919 align:center
Ano 'yan?

00:27:47.840 --> 00:27:49.640 align:center
Nababaliw na ang nanay mo!

00:27:55.960 --> 00:27:57.320 align:center
-Ano 'yon?
-Ma!

00:27:57.399 --> 00:28:00.439 align:center
250,000 euros!
Nagdagdag ka ba ng extra zero?

00:28:00.520 --> 00:28:02.840 align:center
Utang 'yan ng papa mo sa mga taong

00:28:02.919 --> 00:28:06.919 align:center
nagsilbi ako sa kanyang katulong,
tagaluto, yaya, at kung ano-ano pa.

00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:10.280 align:center
-In-anxiety attack nga pala siya sa 'yo.
-Atake sa puso!

00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:12.960 align:center
Mahilig siyang magkunwang biktima.

00:28:13.040 --> 00:28:14.560 align:center
Mama, nasa ospital kami.

00:28:14.640 --> 00:28:17.520 align:center
Love you, anak.
Love you din, sabi ng tita mo.

00:28:19.679 --> 00:28:21.280 align:center
-Ano?
-Ano'ng problema ni Luz?

00:28:21.360 --> 00:28:22.360 align:center
Baliw na siya!

00:28:24.040 --> 00:28:26.439 align:center
Nagpa-practice ako ng romantic anarchy.

00:28:26.520 --> 00:28:29.000 align:center
Romantic anarchy? Ano 'yon?

00:28:29.080 --> 00:28:34.080 align:center
Puwede ako sa maramihang
hegemonic, at walang herarkiyang relasyon.

00:28:34.159 --> 00:28:35.959 align:center
Bale, di seryoso ang hanap mo?

00:28:36.040 --> 00:28:39.000 align:center
Oo, pero di ko ginagamit
'yong outdated at monogamous labels

00:28:39.080 --> 00:28:42.080 align:center
na pumipigil sa intimacy
ng dominant culture.

00:28:42.159 --> 00:28:44.240 align:center
Titirahin mo kahit anong gumagalaw?

00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:45.840 align:center
Alam mo?

00:28:45.919 --> 00:28:50.320 align:center
'Yong sexual at affective exclusivity,
bilang mandato,

00:28:50.399 --> 00:28:56.120 align:center
di katanggap-tanggap dahil pahiwatig ito
ng pamimilit o karapatan sa pag-veto.

00:28:56.199 --> 00:28:57.720 align:center
Binabasa mo lang, e.

00:28:58.320 --> 00:29:01.159 align:center
Sa madaling salita,
walang rules o categories,

00:29:01.240 --> 00:29:05.240 align:center
at bawat isa, puwedeng sumama
sa kahit sino nang walang paliwanag?

00:29:05.320 --> 00:29:08.480 align:center
Oo. 'Yon ang romantic anarchy.
Ganda ng paliwanag mo.

00:29:08.560 --> 00:29:11.280 align:center
Nakaka-stress! Ba't mo gusto ng gano'n?

00:29:11.959 --> 00:29:12.959 align:center
Di ko gets.

00:29:14.040 --> 00:29:14.959 align:center
Ako din.

00:29:30.399 --> 00:29:32.600 align:center
Lakad tayo. Hmm?

00:29:41.560 --> 00:29:42.600 align:center
Raul.

00:29:43.280 --> 00:29:45.480 align:center
Nakauwi ka na? Kita tayo?

00:29:46.000 --> 00:29:47.679 align:center
Di puwede. Huwag ngayon.

00:29:47.760 --> 00:29:50.159 align:center
Di na romantic anarchy kung siya palagi.

00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:51.280 align:center
Raul…

00:29:51.360 --> 00:29:53.040 align:center
Miss ka na kasi ni Rita.

00:29:53.120 --> 00:29:55.240 align:center
Sige na.

00:29:56.439 --> 00:29:58.120 align:center
Mukhang di 'to maganda.

00:30:12.760 --> 00:30:15.120 align:center
Angas ng bike. Mabilis ba 'yan?

00:30:17.879 --> 00:30:20.600 align:center
Pasakay naman. Mahilig ako sa mga biker.

00:30:20.679 --> 00:30:23.639 align:center
Sayang kasi di ako mahilig sa mga gago.

00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:32.600 align:center
Ang bastos. Siguro tibo 'yan.

00:30:33.639 --> 00:30:34.600 align:center
Tara na.

00:30:35.360 --> 00:30:36.199 align:center
Tara na, Rita.

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