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Kumusta ang midlife crisis?

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Forty-eight pa lang ako.

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Umaandar ba 'yan?

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Raul, wag kang isip-bata.

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Put… Gago!

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Napakagago!

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Buwisit… Mga putang ina n'yo!

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Huwag 'yon. Mali 'yong "puta."

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ALPHA MALES

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Di ko nga matatanggal
ang multa sa inyo. Ang kulit.

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Hinamon kasi ako ng gagong 'to.

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Bakit ka pumatol?

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Pambihira kayo.
Muntik n'yo na 'kong mapatay!

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-Ano kayo, 15 years old?
-Sexist pigs pa rin kayo.

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Natuto ba kayo?

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Manahimik ka. Ano'ng napala natin
sa deconstruction na 'yon?

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Hindi, excuse me.
Kayo, hindi kayo na-deconstruct.

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Sinubukan namin.

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Seryoso ako. Ano'ng naitulong
ng bagong masculinity sa 'tin?

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Wala. Lalo pa nga tayong lumala.

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Hindi totoo 'yan.

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Nawalan ka ng trabaho at girlfriend
dahil sa active consent.

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May computer error kasi.

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Sinabi mo pang trans ka.

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Si Pedro, nireport ng harassment ang boss.

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E, kung tinira mo na lang siya?

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-Mismo.
-Tama.

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Si Luis? Okay naman
ang open relationship niya.

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Talaga ba?

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Manyak na siya sa trabaho at sa school.

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Di ako marunong makiramdam.

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Iniwan ako ni Luz dahil curious ako.
Sana di na lang ako nagpa-BJ!

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Dahil sa inyo 'yon, di sa course.

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Santi, gumising ka na.

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Na-brainwash tayo ng feminism. Okay lang.

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Lintik! Si Daniela.

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-Nag-uusap pa tayo!
-Magkita daw kami!

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Kayo? Bakit daw?

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Wag mong sasabihin 'yon kay Pedro.
Baka isama ulit sa series.

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Ano naman? Hayaan mong malaman ng lahat.

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Sawa na 'ko sa pauso niya.

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Kampi ka sa 'kin, tama?

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Ito ang tamang landas. Luis.

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Hindi. Sandali.
Luis, kinakausap kita. Tumingin ka.

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Pambihira.

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Seryoso?

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-Kumusta ka?
-Okay lang.

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Okay.

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Ang ganda mo ngayon.

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Okay, una sa lahat,
salamat sa 100 euros

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na ipinadala mo nang tig-50 cents.
Ang bait mo.

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Binlock mo ako sa lahat.

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Nabasa mo ba 'yong notes?

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"Mahal kita."
"Patawarin mo ako." "Bumalik ka na."

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Ang babaw para sa isang creative director.

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Pero umubra din naman.

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Buntis ako.

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Ayos 'yan!

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Ang galing. Di ba?

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Congratulations, mahal.

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Handa akong makipagbalikan
at alagaan ang bata,

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sino man ang ama.

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Hindi. Kabaligtaran nga.

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Ayaw kong makipagbalikan,
pero anak mo ang bata.

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Di ko gets.

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Sabi sa London, di ako mai-inseminate
dahil buntis na daw ako.

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Ako ang ama?

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Magiging ama ako… ng sarili kong anak?

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Tumpak.

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Semilya ko?

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Oo nga!

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Ba't di tayo magbalikan?

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Gagawin mo 'to mag-isa?
Wala ba akong karapatan?

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Ano? Sinasabi ko nga sa 'yo
para makatulong ka.

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At gusto ko din 'yon, pero ewan ko…

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Ano'ng gagawin natin?

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Standard custody agreement para sa sanggol

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na may progressive shared custody.

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Dahil di pa siya isinisilang,
may tatlong yug…

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Sandali lang.

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Sabay nating inisip
'yong ideya ng pagkakaro'n ng anak.

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Noong maayos ang lahat, excited tayo.

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Pedro, walang maayos sa atin.

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Ano?

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Nag-isip-isip nga ako,
di ko alam kung ba't nagustuhan kita.

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Alam mo 'yon?

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Hindi ko alam.

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Nandiyan lahat sa first clause.

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"Naghiwalay ang dalawa
ilang buwan bago isilang ang bata."

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"Samakatuwid, sino man sa kanila
ay maaaring tumira…"

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Teka.

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Pagkagising ko kaninang umaga,

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nag-almusal ako, nag-gym,
natiketan sa kalsada…

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Tapos, ngayon, nakikipag-usap na
sa custody ng anak kong nasa tiyan pa.

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Parang ang bilis lang.

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Sige, di kita mamadaliin,
pero pirmahan mo 'to bago siya ipanganak.

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Patas na 'yon.

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'Yong pagbubuntis? Gusto ko, kasama ako.

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Bakit? Tatawag ako pag lumabas na.

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Pero iimbitahan mo ako
sa ultrasound, tama?

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Ia-unblock kita at padadalhan ng photos.

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-Okay.
-Bye.

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Buweno, congratulations.

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Bakit di na sa school ang lunch?

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Kasi mas healthy sa bahay. Mas mura.

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Pero wala na 'ko sa recess sa hapon.

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Ano ngayon?

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Alam n'yo kung ano'ng
ireregalo sa 'kin sa Father's Day?

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-Di na siya Father's Day.
-Bakit? Saint Joseph's Day 'yon.

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"Special Person's Day" na siya.

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Ha?

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Hello. Kumusta?

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Medyo kinakabahan ako.

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May tanong ako tungkol sa role.

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Babae siya, may sipon.

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Oo, pero kailangan ko
ng kaunting background.

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Palaban ba siya? May mga trauma?

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'Yong magagamit ko.

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Para 'to sa gamot sa flu.
Babahing ka lang.

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Ah, okay. Akala ko…

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Salamat.

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-Magsimula ka na.
-Sorry, akala ko, may "Action!"

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Di mo kailangang suminga.

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Naisip ko lang.

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Para magmukhang seryoso 'yong sipon.

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Salamat. Next.

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Puwede ko bang ulitin?

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Parang hindi natural 'yong una.

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Mas okay na, di ba?

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Buwisit.

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Qualified ako, may experience.
Bakit wala pang tumatawag sa 'kin?

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LinkedIn ang bagong Tinder.

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Kasalanan mo 'to.
Masaya na 'kong maging appraiser.

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Di ka naman masaya.

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Magplato ka nga.

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Ano'ng problema?

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Ang problema, delikado na tayo, Blanca.

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Magtrabaho ka,
pa'no ang pambayad sa renta?

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Pinapaaral mo 'ko. Hinto na lang ba ako?

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Hindi ikaw ang tinutukoy ko.

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'Yong nanay mo.

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Ang hassle!

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Hindi ba't patriyarkal
na laging lalaki ang bumubuhay sa 'yo?

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Hindi naman ako feminist.

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Mas gusto kong pagbuksan ng pinto,
mabigyan ng flowers,

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at madala sa magagandang lugar.

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Romantic micro-sexist ako.

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Puwes, ako, di ko na kaya.

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Puro deliver at aral na lang ako
para sa civil service.

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How sad, Papa. Wala ka na bang pangarap?

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Meron. Pangarap kong
di na mag-alala sa trabaho ko.

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Tingnan mo 'yong kalat, o!

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Blanca!

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Sige. Maghahanap ako.
Pero di ako sanay maging empleyado.

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Pang-38 ko 'yan.

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-Di mo sila kailangang bilangin.
-Pasok, babe!

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-Puwede mong kausapin muna?
-Ano…

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At may gana ka pang makipag-date?

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Ano namang kinalaman no'n?

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Wow, tingnan mo 'to.

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Uy!

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Santi, tama? Manu. Nice to meet you.

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Pasok. Nagbibihis na siya.
Nagmamadali ka ba? Gusto mo ng salad?

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Hindi na. Nice to meet you.
Lagi ka niyang kinukuwento.

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Ikaw, hindi.
Pero sana magkatuluyan kayo.

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At magsama kayong dalawa.

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Parang maaga pa para do'n?

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Pagdating sa edad natin…

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Oo nga.

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Manu. Gusto kong umalis na siya.

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Para maging payapa ako.

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Wala namang dahilan.
Napakabait niya. Maganda, sweet.

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At napakahusay sa kama.

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Ano?

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Pero alam mo na 'yon.

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Bakit ka nandito? Bakit ka pumasok?

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Pinagbuksan niya 'ko.

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Una na 'ko.

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Guys, may bago akong apartment.

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Inom tayo mamaya?

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-Buntis si Daniela.
-Agad-agad?

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At kaedad natin ang boyfriend ni Alex.

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Ang bilis naman ng donor na 'yon.

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Hindi, sa 'kin 'yon. Buntis na siya
bago pa makarating ng London.

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Nakikinig ba kayo?

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Ang anak kong si Alex,
manong ang boyfriend.

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Santi, manahimik ka. Tatay na si Pedro.

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Wala nang Father's Day para sa 'yo.

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Ngayon lang niya sinabi?

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Ibig sabihin, di siya masayang iyo 'yon.

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Di naman. Binigyan niya 'ko
ng custody agreement.

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Grabe. Pabilis na sila nang pabilis.

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Sulitin mo na.

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Dapat maging best dad ka
para bumalik siya.

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At least di na siya makikipag-date.

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-Raul, ano ka ba?
-Ano?

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May oras ka pa.

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Sa pagbubuntis, panganganak,
postpartum depression, isang taon pa.

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Pag di mo siya napabalik,
talunan ka talaga.

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Parang bitter siya, alam n'yo?

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Sige na. Nasa gym ako.
Katabi ng apartment ko.

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May mga babae rito…

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Panay tira ko nito.

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Wag mong i-objectify ang babae.

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Ang sarap-sarap talaga
pag nasasabi ko kahit ano'ng gusto ko.

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Sino'ng huli sa pila?

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Hello, cutie. Pasali.
Libre ang registration, di ba?

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Hindi, sorry. Pambabae lang 'to.

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Ano?

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Safe space 'to, alam mo 'yon?

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Safe saan? Legal ba 'to?

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Malamang.

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Buwisit, diyan lang ako sa tabi, e.

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Okay, pero pambabae lang 'to.

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E, kung hindi ako lalaki?

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-Inassume mo ang gender ko.
-'Eto na naman.

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Paano kung babae ako?

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Umalis ka na, gago.

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Tatawag ako ng pulis.

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Irereport ko kayo ng discrimination.
Kayong dalawa.

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Pero… Makinig kayo.
Kung sabihin kong babae ako, babae ako.

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-Tara.
-Sandali!

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Police violence 'to, okay?

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Wag mo akong galitin. Isasama talaga kita…

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Tama. Hindi mo 'ko tinawagan.

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Alis na.

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Luis, hindi lahat, may tatay.

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Puwedeng inabandona sila, dalawa ang ina,

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o single mother ang ina.

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Ayaw naming may ma-out of place.

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Ako, out of place.

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'Yong mga bata ang tinutukoy niya.

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Palaging pinagdiriwang 'yon.

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Kaya may kasabihang,
"Masahol sa walang ama sa Father's Day."

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Luis, ano naman kung iba ang tawag?

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Kung baguhin nila ang Mother's Day?

00:11:49.880 --> 00:11:51.600 align:center
-Mahalaga ang ina.
-Pati ama.

00:11:51.680 --> 00:11:54.600 align:center
'Yong regalo ko.
Do'n lang nila ako nireregaluhan.

00:11:54.680 --> 00:11:57.199 align:center
Baka naman ikaw ang special person nila.

00:11:57.280 --> 00:11:59.240 align:center
Ama nila ako. Special talaga ako.

00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:01.079 align:center
Luis, hayaan mo sila. Okay?

00:12:01.160 --> 00:12:04.199 align:center
Mas may halaga ang regalo sa gano'n.
Paghirapan mo.

00:12:06.719 --> 00:12:09.400 align:center
Pambabaeng gym? Ano 'to, apartheid?

00:12:09.480 --> 00:12:11.160 align:center
Raul, may gano'n talaga.

00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:13.440 align:center
Mali 'yon. Discrimination 'yon.

00:12:13.520 --> 00:12:16.120 align:center
Gano'n, e. Potential sex offender ka kasi.

00:12:16.199 --> 00:12:19.920 align:center
Kasi lalaki ako? Para mo na ring sinabing
potential terrorist 'yong Muslim.

00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:23.760 align:center
'Yong Colombian, potential drug dealer.
'Yong pari, potential pedophile.

00:12:23.839 --> 00:12:26.240 align:center
Inagaw na nila ang Father's Day.
Ano pa'ng susunod?

00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:28.800 align:center
Sinesegregate tayo.
Parang concentration camp.

00:12:28.880 --> 00:12:31.440 align:center
Ayos lang. Magpaplano tayo nang wala sila.

00:12:32.079 --> 00:12:34.160 align:center
Hahanap ako ng para lang sa lalaki.

00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:36.760 align:center
Ingat ka. Baka maulit 'yong nakaraan.

00:12:37.959 --> 00:12:40.959 align:center
Dati pa naman Father's Day
ang Saint Joseph's Day.

00:12:41.040 --> 00:12:42.240 align:center
'Yon ang punto no'n.

00:12:42.320 --> 00:12:45.680 align:center
Puwede namang tawaging "Parent's Day."

00:12:47.360 --> 00:12:51.000 align:center
O Sperm Day.
Kasi kailangan naman 'yon, di ba?

00:12:51.079 --> 00:12:53.800 align:center
Nagre-research na
ng egg-to-egg fertilization.

00:12:53.880 --> 00:12:56.839 align:center
Para sa mga lesbiyana.
Mga babae lang ang anak.

00:12:56.920 --> 00:12:58.920 align:center
Para puro sila XX chromosomes.

00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:00.680 align:center
Diskriminasyon 'yon sa 'tin.

00:13:00.760 --> 00:13:02.280 align:center
Gusto nila tayong mawala.

00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:06.199 align:center
Makinig kayo. "Sawa na ba kayong
masisi sa mga problema ng mundo?"

00:13:06.280 --> 00:13:09.719 align:center
"Aasahan namin kayo
sa workshop para sa evolving men."

00:13:09.800 --> 00:13:11.560 align:center
"Evolving"? Ano 'yon?

00:13:11.640 --> 00:13:13.440 align:center
Malay ko. Pero parang astig.

00:13:13.520 --> 00:13:14.959 align:center
"Gisingin ang natatagong hero."

00:13:15.040 --> 00:13:18.120 align:center
Parang reconstructing virility course ko,
pero sa probinsya.

00:13:18.199 --> 00:13:19.920 align:center
Tara sa weekend?

00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:22.520 align:center
-Wala akong pera.
-Babayaran kita.

00:13:22.599 --> 00:13:23.599 align:center
O, sige.

00:13:23.680 --> 00:13:27.400 align:center
-Para sa straight 'yan, ha?
-Grabe ang trauma mo, 'no?

00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:38.320 align:center
Bye, mahal.

00:13:38.400 --> 00:13:40.680 align:center
-Labas ulit tayo?
-Tatawagan kita.

00:13:40.760 --> 00:13:42.000 align:center
Di ka niya tatawagan.

00:13:42.800 --> 00:13:45.000 align:center
Ex-husband ko. Wag mong pansinin.

00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:47.800 align:center
Di ba nag-aaral ka?

00:13:47.880 --> 00:13:49.240 align:center
Blanca, nag-aalala ako.

00:13:49.320 --> 00:13:51.199 align:center
Kaedad natin ang date ni Alex.

00:13:51.280 --> 00:13:52.959 align:center
Ah, si Manu, tatay ni Marta.

00:13:53.040 --> 00:13:53.880 align:center
Sinong Marta?

00:13:53.959 --> 00:13:55.160 align:center
-Ex niya.
-Sinong ex?

00:13:55.240 --> 00:13:58.719 align:center
May beauty clinic 'yon. Mayaman.
Puwede tayong sustentuhan.

00:13:58.800 --> 00:14:02.280 align:center
Sige. Ibenta natin ang anak natin.
Napaka-medieval.

00:14:02.360 --> 00:14:03.199 align:center
Uy!

00:14:03.280 --> 00:14:05.280 align:center
"Uy"? Hindi.

00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:07.959 align:center
Umupo ka. Mag-usap tayo.

00:14:08.040 --> 00:14:09.199 align:center
Alam ko na sasabihin mo.

00:14:09.280 --> 00:14:10.719 align:center
Hindi mo pa alam.

00:14:11.280 --> 00:14:12.880 align:center
Para ko nang tatay si Manu.

00:14:12.959 --> 00:14:15.719 align:center
Pag 40 na 'ko, 70 na siya,
at aalagaan ko siya.

00:14:15.800 --> 00:14:18.920 align:center
Ba't matanda ang kasama
ng empowered woman na gaya ko?

00:14:20.400 --> 00:14:21.240 align:center
Tapos?

00:14:21.320 --> 00:14:23.520 align:center
Sapiosexual ako.
Tanga ang mga kaedaran ko.

00:14:23.599 --> 00:14:25.439 align:center
Bisexual ka, ah? Nalilito ako.

00:14:25.520 --> 00:14:28.520 align:center
Kalma. Promise, pag 50 na 'ko,
maghahanap ako ng 30.

00:14:29.040 --> 00:14:30.640 align:center
Papuntahin mo si Manu dito.

00:14:30.719 --> 00:14:33.520 align:center
Mag-uusap tayong tatlo.

00:14:33.599 --> 00:14:36.479 align:center
Send ko 'yong number niya.
Kayo na lang magkita.

00:14:36.560 --> 00:14:38.240 align:center
Tatay ang hanap niya.

00:14:38.719 --> 00:14:41.599 align:center
Dahil wala kang authority,
para din siyang ulila.

00:14:42.640 --> 00:14:44.640 align:center
MANU
MESSAGE - SAVE

00:14:50.800 --> 00:14:53.640 align:center
Gawa ni Iris 'tong kuwintas na 'to.

00:14:55.400 --> 00:14:59.959 align:center
Ta's ginawa ni Ulises itong pencil holder
gamit 'yong gitna ng toilet paper.

00:15:00.040 --> 00:15:01.000 align:center
"Papa."

00:15:02.319 --> 00:15:03.800 align:center
At ito…

00:15:04.520 --> 00:15:05.560 align:center
Ano ba 'to?

00:15:05.640 --> 00:15:07.880 align:center
Di sila artists. Magpakatotoo tayo.

00:15:08.400 --> 00:15:09.640 align:center
Mauuna na 'ko.

00:15:09.719 --> 00:15:12.680 align:center
Driving test
ng dyslexic kong estudyante. Ayos 'to.

00:15:14.240 --> 00:15:17.079 align:center
Pupunta ako
sa workshop para sa evolving men.

00:15:17.160 --> 00:15:19.959 align:center
Bago na naman?
Tama na kaka-deconstruct, please.

00:15:20.040 --> 00:15:22.360 align:center
Hindi, gigisingin nito
ang natatago kong hero.

00:15:24.680 --> 00:15:25.640 align:center
Diyos ko po.

00:15:31.560 --> 00:15:33.800 align:center
Mga anak, kumusta?

00:15:33.880 --> 00:15:37.240 align:center
Nakapili na kayo ng special person n'yo?

00:15:38.400 --> 00:15:39.560 align:center
Di nga madali 'yon.

00:15:39.640 --> 00:15:43.040 align:center
Dapat 'yong taong 'yon,
inaalagaan kayo araw-araw…

00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:44.800 align:center
Mahal na mahal kayo. Di ba?

00:15:44.880 --> 00:15:46.319 align:center
Special talaga, kumbaga.

00:15:46.400 --> 00:15:48.599 align:center
At sino pa'ng mas special kay Papa?

00:15:48.680 --> 00:15:49.920 align:center
May listahan ako.

00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:51.520 align:center
Anong listahan?

00:15:53.959 --> 00:15:55.439 align:center
Si Lola, si Mama…

00:15:55.520 --> 00:15:57.520 align:center
Hindi, may araw na si Mama.

00:15:57.599 --> 00:16:00.000 align:center
-Si Martina, kaibigan ko.
-Martin…

00:16:01.839 --> 00:16:04.479 align:center
Okay… Ano'ng gusto n'yo?

00:16:04.560 --> 00:16:07.640 align:center
Mamasyal tayo sa Euro Disney? PS5?

00:16:07.719 --> 00:16:09.880 align:center
Phone na may TikTok saka WhatsApp.

00:16:09.959 --> 00:16:12.800 align:center
Cell phone, Ulises? Dose ka pa lang.

00:16:12.880 --> 00:16:14.640 align:center
Ako na lang ang wala no'n.

00:16:14.719 --> 00:16:17.319 align:center
Kausapin natin si Mama.
Pili ka muna ng iba.

00:16:17.920 --> 00:16:21.079 align:center
Ako, hormone blockers
para hindi ako magka-boobs.

00:16:23.599 --> 00:16:25.800 align:center
-Ano?
-Gusto kong maging lalaki.

00:16:32.479 --> 00:16:34.280 align:center
Anong cell phone ang gusto mo?

00:16:38.839 --> 00:16:45.280 align:center
"Ikaw, buhay na walang awa
Aking mga araw iyong sinisira"

00:16:45.359 --> 00:16:47.959 align:center
"Ang aking balat, ang aking ngiti"

00:16:48.640 --> 00:16:50.880 align:center
"Paano ako
Kung di mo ako tinitingnan?"

00:16:50.959 --> 00:16:51.839 align:center
Diyos ko…

00:16:51.920 --> 00:16:55.040 align:center
"Ikaw, oras na makatanggal-hininga"

00:16:55.120 --> 00:17:00.839 align:center
"Basta-basta mo na lang akong pinigilang
Limutin na sa iyo, ako ay nakaasa"

00:17:00.920 --> 00:17:02.760 align:center
-"O, malupit na tadhana"
-Peste…

00:17:02.839 --> 00:17:06.079 align:center
"Bakit napakalupit mo?
Iniwan ang kapalaran ko"

00:17:06.159 --> 00:17:08.280 align:center
"Sa paglimot
Sa kawalan ng kanlungan"

00:17:08.359 --> 00:17:10.040 align:center
"Ako'y hinatak sa kamatayan"

00:17:14.159 --> 00:17:16.040 align:center
Tula pa talaga, utang na loob.

00:17:16.119 --> 00:17:19.079 align:center
Akala ni Blanca, kikita siya
pag nanalo sa poetry contests.

00:17:19.159 --> 00:17:20.919 align:center
-Tumutula siya? Kailan pa?
-Kagabi.

00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:22.919 align:center
Pare, ang lagkit dito. Kadiri.

00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:26.480 align:center
Dahil sa mga bata 'yan.
Masanay ka na. Welcome sa club!

00:17:26.560 --> 00:17:28.800 align:center
Gumana din 'yong palpak mong semilya.

00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:30.399 align:center
Tingnan lang natin.

00:17:31.159 --> 00:17:32.320 align:center
Iyo talaga 'yon?

00:17:32.399 --> 00:17:33.840 align:center
Oo naman.

00:17:35.600 --> 00:17:37.280 align:center
Luis, hindi ka lumiko!

00:17:37.360 --> 00:17:39.040 align:center
'Yong GPS kasi. Nag-lag.

00:17:39.120 --> 00:17:40.560 align:center
-Ikot ka na.
-Di puwede.

00:17:40.640 --> 00:17:41.720 align:center
Walang kasalubong.

00:17:41.800 --> 00:17:43.040 align:center
Solid line 'yan, o.

00:17:43.120 --> 00:17:45.280 align:center
Para kang tita ko pagdating sa direksiyon.

00:17:45.360 --> 00:17:47.600 align:center
-Hoy! May tawag ako. Tahimik!
-Sino?

00:17:47.680 --> 00:17:49.880 align:center
Ewan ko. Baka job interview.

00:17:50.520 --> 00:17:52.880 align:center
Hello?

00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:54.040 align:center
Oo, ako nga.

00:17:54.120 --> 00:17:56.520 align:center
Nice to meet you. Walang anuman.

00:17:57.880 --> 00:17:59.120 align:center
Ano? Hindi.

00:17:59.200 --> 00:18:01.120 align:center
Hindi, di na 'ko babae.

00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:03.240 align:center
Katangahan lang 'yong…

00:18:03.320 --> 00:18:04.480 align:center
Ano?

00:18:04.560 --> 00:18:05.760 align:center
Hindi, ayoko.

00:18:05.840 --> 00:18:07.720 align:center
Wag mo nang ipilit. Ayokong…

00:18:08.320 --> 00:18:10.360 align:center
Mga salot kayo sa mundo!

00:18:10.440 --> 00:18:11.560 align:center
Diyos ko!

00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:13.280 align:center
Sino 'yon?

00:18:13.360 --> 00:18:15.280 align:center
Buwisit na journalist na naman.

00:18:15.360 --> 00:18:17.360 align:center
"Irene Castro, wag sagutin."

00:18:17.440 --> 00:18:18.280 align:center
Irene Castro?

00:18:18.360 --> 00:18:21.120 align:center
May article siya
tungkol do'n sa course ko.

00:18:21.880 --> 00:18:23.040 align:center
Itong Irene Castro?

00:18:35.960 --> 00:18:37.600 align:center
Ako si Rodrigo Gallego.

00:18:38.120 --> 00:18:41.440 align:center
Welcome sa workshop ko
para sa evolving men.

00:18:41.520 --> 00:18:44.159 align:center
Kasi, oo, lalaki tayo.

00:18:45.040 --> 00:18:47.399 align:center
Pero dapat ba nating ikahiya 'yon?

00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:50.440 align:center
Sawa na tayong masabihan ng mali.

00:18:50.520 --> 00:18:55.560 align:center
Tama na ang balita tungkol sa mga agresibo
at bayolenteng lalaki.

00:18:55.640 --> 00:18:58.560 align:center
Karamihan sa 'tin, di naman gano'n.

00:18:59.080 --> 00:19:00.399 align:center
Ba't tayo nandito?

00:19:01.960 --> 00:19:05.560 align:center
Ang pagkalalaki
ay kasinghalaga ng pagkababae.

00:19:06.159 --> 00:19:08.800 align:center
Ito ang dalawang puwersa ng universe.

00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:10.840 align:center
Ang yin at yang.

00:19:11.360 --> 00:19:14.640 align:center
Patawarin natin
ang ating mga sarili sa pagiging lalaki.

00:19:15.320 --> 00:19:16.440 align:center
Paano gagawin 'yon?

00:19:19.200 --> 00:19:20.800 align:center
Ilabas n'yo ang galit n'yo!

00:19:20.880 --> 00:19:22.399 align:center
Ganiyan!

00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:25.000 align:center
Ilabas ang takot! Ilabas ang hiya!

00:19:25.080 --> 00:19:26.159 align:center
Pulis ako!

00:19:26.679 --> 00:19:29.760 align:center
Tanggapin ang mas malakas na ikaw!

00:19:30.679 --> 00:19:32.800 align:center
Gisingin ang natatagong hero!

00:19:33.320 --> 00:19:34.159 align:center
Ha?

00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:38.000 align:center
Putang ina!

00:19:38.080 --> 00:19:39.679 align:center
Nag-chat ako. Seen lang.

00:19:39.760 --> 00:19:42.280 align:center
Tinawag mo kasi siyang "salot."

00:19:42.360 --> 00:19:44.800 align:center
Ano'ng sabi mo? "Kita tayo? Ganda mo"?

00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:47.840 align:center
Okay na idea ang interview.
Malilinis ang image ko.

00:19:47.919 --> 00:19:50.880 align:center
-Anong image, tanga?
-Mag-focus kayo, guys.

00:19:50.960 --> 00:19:54.679 align:center
Safe space ito kung saan makikiramay
ang mga kapwa n'yo lalaki.

00:19:54.760 --> 00:19:56.800 align:center
Damhin n'yo ang enerhiyang 'yon.

00:20:00.320 --> 00:20:01.240 align:center
Sorry.

00:20:01.760 --> 00:20:04.919 align:center
Kung di n'yo pa nao-off
ang phone n'yo, i-off n'yo na.

00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:09.840 align:center
Asawa ko.
Kailangan kong sagutin. Kung hindi…

00:20:09.919 --> 00:20:13.120 align:center
Kita n'yo? Halimbawa 'yan
ng mababang masculine energy.

00:20:14.919 --> 00:20:16.960 align:center
Honey, nasa workshop ako…

00:20:20.679 --> 00:20:21.560 align:center
Ano?

00:20:25.560 --> 00:20:26.480 align:center
Susunod ako.

00:20:27.520 --> 00:20:28.640 align:center
Papunta na 'ko.

00:20:31.080 --> 00:20:32.200 align:center
Wala na si Lola.

00:20:32.280 --> 00:20:33.360 align:center
Buhay pa siya?

00:20:34.000 --> 00:20:34.840 align:center
Lola.

00:20:34.919 --> 00:20:37.159 align:center
Nagpapasama si Daniela sa ob-gyn.

00:20:37.240 --> 00:20:40.320 align:center
Manu. "Magkita tayo kahit kailan." Talaga!

00:20:41.120 --> 00:20:42.320 align:center
Iiwan n'yo 'ko?

00:20:42.399 --> 00:20:44.480 align:center
Kuwentuhan mo na lang kami bukas!

00:20:44.560 --> 00:20:45.679 align:center
Patawarin mo sarili mo.

00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:48.080 align:center
Di na kita aayain kahit saan.

00:21:01.480 --> 00:21:03.040 align:center
Salamat, tinawagan mo 'ko.

00:21:03.560 --> 00:21:05.919 align:center
Walang 'yon. Sana nga, mas salbahe ako.

00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:08.159 align:center
Gamitin mo lang ako.

00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:11.240 align:center
Sa paghatid, pagsundo,
kahit ano para kay baby boy.

00:21:12.159 --> 00:21:13.040 align:center
O baby girl?

00:21:13.120 --> 00:21:14.360 align:center
O baby girl.

00:21:28.399 --> 00:21:30.200 align:center
Sure ka namang junior ko 'yan?

00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:32.040 align:center
-O junior mo?
-Daniela?

00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:33.640 align:center
-Opo.
-Pasok na.

00:21:34.679 --> 00:21:36.960 align:center
Week ten na ngayon. Kumusta?

00:21:37.040 --> 00:21:39.679 align:center
Ang sama. Hilong-hilo ako, pagod na pagod.

00:21:39.760 --> 00:21:41.560 align:center
-Nagpo-folic acid ka pa?
-Opo.

00:21:42.080 --> 00:21:43.440 align:center
Ako si Pedro, ang ama.

00:21:44.240 --> 00:21:45.080 align:center
Ayos.

00:21:45.159 --> 00:21:46.840 align:center
Okay, ultrasound na tayo.

00:21:50.280 --> 00:21:52.640 align:center
Unang beses mong makikita si baby.

00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:55.000 align:center
-Hugis-tao na ang embryo.
-Aw…

00:21:55.080 --> 00:21:56.720 align:center
Sorry, may tanong lang ako.

00:21:56.800 --> 00:22:00.960 align:center
Kung gusto ko ng paternity test,
puwede na ba ngayon o maghihintay pa?

00:22:11.960 --> 00:22:12.880 align:center
Napakagago.

00:22:13.800 --> 00:22:16.600 align:center
Magkakaanak ako sa gago.
Ang sama sa pakiramdam.

00:22:16.679 --> 00:22:19.480 align:center
Sabi kasi nila sa 'kin, baog ako.

00:22:19.560 --> 00:22:23.040 align:center
Sisimulan mo talaga 'ko?
Tandaan mo, ikaw ang sinungaling.

00:22:23.120 --> 00:22:25.880 align:center
Kalimutan mo na ang test.
Wag ka nang magdrama.

00:22:25.960 --> 00:22:29.919 align:center
Bakit ako magkukunwaring
anak mo 'to? Ayoko nga sa 'yo.

00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:31.720 align:center
Nakapili na nga ako ng donor.

00:22:31.800 --> 00:22:34.159 align:center
Mulatto, 29, lima ang lengguwaheng alam.

00:22:34.240 --> 00:22:35.760 align:center
Sorry na nga.

00:22:35.840 --> 00:22:39.159 align:center
Ano pa'ng gusto mo?
May mga insecurity din ako, at…

00:22:39.240 --> 00:22:40.960 align:center
-Mulatto?
-Huminto ka na dito.

00:22:41.439 --> 00:22:43.040 align:center
Di puwede dito.

00:22:43.120 --> 00:22:44.360 align:center
Hinto na nga sabi!

00:22:44.439 --> 00:22:45.640 align:center
Pero ayoko.

00:22:58.280 --> 00:22:59.919 align:center
Manu, magkalinawan tayo.

00:23:00.000 --> 00:23:01.840 align:center
Kuwarenta anyos sa 40 anyos.

00:23:01.919 --> 00:23:05.240 align:center
Di ba't parang matanda ka na
para makipag-date sa babaeng

00:23:05.320 --> 00:23:07.439 align:center
kaka-18 pa lang?

00:23:07.520 --> 00:23:09.399 align:center
Adult na si Alex. Kung payag…

00:23:09.480 --> 00:23:11.399 align:center
Hindi, hindi siya pumapayag.

00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:13.760 align:center
Kasi malinaw na vitiated consent 'yon.

00:23:13.840 --> 00:23:15.000 align:center
Ano 'yon?

00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:18.800 align:center
Pare, dapat may alam ka
bago ka gumawa ng katangahan.

00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:20.919 align:center
Abuse of power 'yan.

00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:23.800 align:center
Mas matanda ka sa kanya.
Minamanipula mo siya.

00:23:23.880 --> 00:23:27.000 align:center
Si Alex? Pare, kilala mo ba ang anak mo?

00:23:28.960 --> 00:23:30.480 align:center
Ano… Makinig ka, Manu.

00:23:30.560 --> 00:23:34.280 align:center
Nakikiusap ako sa 'yo,
bilang ikaw ang nakatatanda…

00:23:34.360 --> 00:23:38.120 align:center
Alam mo? Ang tingin ko sa sarili ko,
25 years old lang.

00:23:38.200 --> 00:23:41.760 align:center
Masaya ako para sa 'yo.
Pero hindi ka na 25. Forty…

00:23:41.840 --> 00:23:45.000 align:center
-Forty-seven.
-Dalawang taon pa ang tanda mo sa 'kin.

00:23:45.080 --> 00:23:46.760 align:center
Uy, gusto mo ba ng maiinom?

00:23:46.840 --> 00:23:48.240 align:center
Hindi, ayokong uminom.

00:23:50.760 --> 00:23:52.600 align:center
"Irene Castro, wag sagutin."

00:23:53.520 --> 00:23:55.520 align:center
Irene, kumusta ka?

00:23:56.800 --> 00:23:58.040 align:center
Pahinging isang beer.

00:24:00.520 --> 00:24:02.800 align:center
Hindi. Kasama ko 'yong kaibigan ko.

00:24:11.040 --> 00:24:12.480 align:center
-Salamat.
-Walang anuman.

00:24:14.840 --> 00:24:16.439 align:center
Irene, tama? Kumusta ka?

00:24:16.520 --> 00:24:18.360 align:center
Sorry, na-late ako.

00:24:19.159 --> 00:24:20.280 align:center
Lasing ka ba?

00:24:20.360 --> 00:24:22.840 align:center
Hindi. Okay, nakainom lang.

00:24:22.919 --> 00:24:24.360 align:center
Ganito ang nangyari.

00:24:24.439 --> 00:24:28.320 align:center
Nagkita kami ni Manu,
alpha male na boyfriend ng anak ko.

00:24:28.399 --> 00:24:31.480 align:center
Di okay na manugang.
Pero okay siyang kaibigan, ha?

00:24:32.080 --> 00:24:33.280 align:center
Saka…

00:24:33.360 --> 00:24:36.120 align:center
Parang dapat next time na lang
ang interview.

00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:38.200 align:center
-Ayokong magsabi ng…
-Hindi.

00:24:38.280 --> 00:24:39.320 align:center
Mas okay 'yon.

00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:42.080 align:center
Apat na margarita, please.

00:24:42.159 --> 00:24:43.960 align:center
Naku… halo-halong inumin…

00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:47.280 align:center
Di talaga ako bagay

00:24:47.360 --> 00:24:51.200 align:center
sa patterns ng makaluma
at heteropatriarchal masculinity.

00:24:51.919 --> 00:24:53.600 align:center
Pero hindi rin ako babae.

00:24:53.679 --> 00:24:56.919 align:center
Pero nakipagdate ka sa katrabaho mo
bilang straight man.

00:24:57.000 --> 00:24:58.919 align:center
Anak ng amo ko, pero ayoko dati.

00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:00.120 align:center
Ano?

00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:02.760 align:center
Sumuko na kasi ako sa mga babae.

00:25:02.840 --> 00:25:04.960 align:center
Kasi mapanganib kayo, alam mo?

00:25:05.040 --> 00:25:07.399 align:center
Lagi lang akong pumapalpak.

00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:09.720 align:center
Narinig mo na ba 'yong "manosphere"?

00:25:09.800 --> 00:25:12.600 align:center
Ano… hindi pa.
Pero puwede mo namang ipaliwanag.

00:25:13.399 --> 00:25:15.919 align:center
Online community 'yon ng mga misogynist.

00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:17.720 align:center
Nagsusulat ako ng libro tungkol do'n.

00:25:17.800 --> 00:25:19.600 align:center
Wow. Interesante 'yon.

00:25:20.399 --> 00:25:21.840 align:center
Ano'ng kinalaman no'n sa 'kin?

00:25:21.919 --> 00:25:24.679 align:center
Ang classic prototype ng manosphere,

00:25:24.760 --> 00:25:29.000 align:center
lalaking lumalayo sa kababaihan
dahil iniisip niyang banta ang mga ito.

00:25:29.080 --> 00:25:31.159 align:center
"Men going their own way."

00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:33.800 align:center
Hindi. Di banta ang babae para sa 'kin.

00:25:33.880 --> 00:25:35.360 align:center
Sabi mo, mapanganib kami.

00:25:35.439 --> 00:25:38.080 align:center
'Yong iba. Kaunti lang.

00:25:38.600 --> 00:25:40.880 align:center
"Not all women," parang gano'n?

00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:42.600 align:center
Bakit mo kami iniiwasan?

00:25:42.679 --> 00:25:43.800 align:center
Para din sa inyo.

00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:46.000 align:center
Mas maiging pabayaan kayo, di ba?

00:25:46.080 --> 00:25:50.080 align:center
Dahil lahat kami, potential sex offenders…

00:25:50.159 --> 00:25:53.320 align:center
Kita mo 'yan?
Discriminatory ang ganiyang pag-iisip.

00:25:53.399 --> 00:25:57.320 align:center
Alam mo ba, may mga lalaking ayaw
magpakita sa babae nang walang kasama?

00:25:57.399 --> 00:25:59.840 align:center
O sumabay sa elevator
sa takot na mareport?

00:26:00.760 --> 00:26:02.640 align:center
Hindi ko alam.

00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:03.960 align:center
Santi, Santi.

00:26:04.040 --> 00:26:06.399 align:center
Baka may pagka-misogynist ka.

00:26:11.080 --> 00:26:12.720 align:center
Di ba? Di ako misogynist.

00:26:12.800 --> 00:26:14.720 align:center
Pero kakaiba ang karakter mo.

00:26:19.000 --> 00:26:24.840 align:center
Hindi, pero 'yong kinukuwento mo
tungkol sa manosphere, interesante 'yon.

00:26:24.919 --> 00:26:28.480 align:center
Parang online community ng sexist pigs?

00:26:28.560 --> 00:26:31.399 align:center
Siguro pugad talaga 'yon ng…

00:26:31.480 --> 00:26:33.199 align:center
Makakaalis ka na, alam mo?

00:26:33.280 --> 00:26:36.720 align:center
Alam ko, pero nag-uusap pa tayo rito.

00:26:36.800 --> 00:26:38.840 align:center
Inaantok na 'ko.

00:26:57.679 --> 00:26:59.199 align:center
Mukha siyang payapa.

00:26:59.280 --> 00:27:01.159 align:center
Sana man lang may pica-pica.

00:27:01.240 --> 00:27:02.320 align:center
Papa.

00:27:07.840 --> 00:27:10.520 align:center
Uy, salamat sa pagpunta.
Napaka-boring dito.

00:27:11.960 --> 00:27:13.720 align:center
Marga, ikinalulungkot ko.

00:27:13.800 --> 00:27:16.480 align:center
Ako rin. Sobrang lungkot.

00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:18.919 align:center
Abogado ka, di ba?

00:27:19.000 --> 00:27:20.880 align:center
-Oho.
-Usap tayo mamaya.

00:27:20.960 --> 00:27:21.919 align:center
Okay.

00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:24.800 align:center
Wow. May pera ba si Lola?

00:27:25.399 --> 00:27:28.480 align:center
Kumusta 'yong magandang journalist?
Sinuwerte ka ba?

00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:30.880 align:center
Oo, sinuwerte ako.

00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:34.120 align:center
Pero dahil hindi ako misogynist.

00:27:34.919 --> 00:27:37.080 align:center
Anong klaseng dahilan 'yan?

00:27:37.159 --> 00:27:40.040 align:center
Kung lalayo ka sa babae
para umiwas sa gulo,

00:27:40.120 --> 00:27:41.960 align:center
dini-discriminate mo rin siya.

00:27:42.040 --> 00:27:43.120 align:center
Nalilito ako.

00:27:43.199 --> 00:27:44.080 align:center
Okay lang mag-sex.

00:27:45.080 --> 00:27:48.640 align:center
Kailangang makipagtalik sa babae
para walang diskriminasyon?

00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:49.640 align:center
Raul, please.

00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:50.840 align:center
Ayos sa 'kin 'yon.

00:27:50.919 --> 00:27:52.960 align:center
Pero di ba vitiated consent 'yon?

00:27:53.040 --> 00:27:54.040 align:center
Nino?

00:27:54.120 --> 00:27:55.960 align:center
Mo. Obligado kang makipagtalik.

00:27:56.040 --> 00:27:57.840 align:center
Hindi, kasi may pagnanasa.

00:27:57.919 --> 00:28:00.159 align:center
Sina Alex at Manu. Ba't vitiated 'yon?

00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:01.439 align:center
Dahil sa age gap.

00:28:01.520 --> 00:28:03.199 align:center
-Di ba ageism 'yon?
-Ha?

00:28:03.280 --> 00:28:06.960 align:center
Naiintindihan ko siya.
Ang ganda ni Alex. Ganda ng boobs.

00:28:07.040 --> 00:28:08.800 align:center
Ano? Patay ka sa 'kin!

00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:10.040 align:center
-Gago!
-Hoy, Santi!

00:28:10.120 --> 00:28:12.640 align:center
Tumigil kayo! Kaunting respeto naman.

00:28:12.720 --> 00:28:14.800 align:center
Hinaan n'yo man lang boses n'yo.

00:28:17.320 --> 00:28:19.080 align:center
Raul, usap tayo?

00:28:19.159 --> 00:28:20.040 align:center
Luz.

00:28:25.360 --> 00:28:27.439 align:center
Okay. Kumusta kayo ni Daniela?

00:28:27.520 --> 00:28:29.000 align:center
Okay naman.

00:28:29.520 --> 00:28:32.560 align:center
Nagiging… involved na 'ko.

00:28:33.520 --> 00:28:35.840 align:center
-Sorry.
-Pinatawad na kita. Tayo na uli?

00:28:35.919 --> 00:28:38.600 align:center
Bakit ba ako nainis
na pumatol ka sa lalaki?

00:28:38.679 --> 00:28:41.720 align:center
-Okay lang mag-experiment.
-Failed experiment 'yon.

00:28:41.800 --> 00:28:43.919 align:center
Ayoko nga sa lalaki. Ikaw ang gusto ko.

00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:45.800 align:center
Okay, gusto ko lang mag-sorry.

00:28:46.320 --> 00:28:47.439 align:center
Kumusta ka na?

00:28:48.320 --> 00:28:51.120 align:center
Di okay. Miss na kita. At ikaw?

00:28:59.679 --> 00:29:02.919 align:center
Hindi ba kabastusan 'to?
May patay na lola sa labas.

00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:05.159 align:center
Matagal silang nabuhay, 'yon ang bastos.

00:29:05.240 --> 00:29:07.480 align:center
Tayo ang nagbabayad ng pensiyon nila.

00:29:08.840 --> 00:29:12.879 align:center
Si Encarnacion ay tapat na asawa,

00:29:12.959 --> 00:29:16.000 align:center
nanay, lola, at lola sa tuhod,

00:29:16.080 --> 00:29:19.360 align:center
hanggang ilugmok siya sa kama
ng katandaan.

00:29:21.600 --> 00:29:24.000 align:center
Pero ang kamalasan para sa ibang tao…

00:29:24.080 --> 00:29:24.919 align:center
Nag-sex kayo?

00:29:25.520 --> 00:29:27.480 align:center
…ay biyaya sa kaniyang anak.

00:29:27.560 --> 00:29:28.399 align:center
Pambihira.

00:29:28.919 --> 00:29:32.800 align:center
Na nagawang maibalik
sa kanyang ina ang pag-aalaga at atensiyon

00:29:32.879 --> 00:29:34.360 align:center
na natanggap mula sa ina.

00:29:34.919 --> 00:29:37.720 align:center
May sasabihin lang si Marga.

00:29:38.600 --> 00:29:39.520 align:center
Kaya mo 'yan.

00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:44.520 align:center
Tayo na ba ulit?

00:29:44.600 --> 00:29:46.720 align:center
Kung gusto mo, pero may ka-date ako.

00:29:47.520 --> 00:29:49.199 align:center
Pero ang sarap ng sex natin.

00:29:49.280 --> 00:29:50.959 align:center
Nagroromantic anarchy ako.

00:29:51.040 --> 00:29:52.399 align:center
Ano naman 'yon?

00:29:53.280 --> 00:29:55.800 align:center
Kung binasa mo 'yong mga binigay ko…

00:29:55.879 --> 00:29:58.919 align:center
Salamat sa pagpunta
sa malungkot na araw na ito

00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:01.199 align:center
na nagpapaalala sa ating biyaya ang buhay,

00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:05.800 align:center
na mabilis itong lumipas,
at kailangang i-enjoy ang bawat sandali.

00:30:06.639 --> 00:30:10.720 align:center
At ngayong payapa na sa wakas
ang aking kahabag-habag na ina,

00:30:11.840 --> 00:30:14.000 align:center
Joaquin, mag-divorce na tayo.

00:30:17.159 --> 00:30:18.159 align:center
Di ako nagbibiro.

00:30:20.040 --> 00:30:20.879 align:center
Ano daw?

00:30:22.879 --> 00:30:23.720 align:center
Mama…

00:30:24.600 --> 00:30:28.600 align:center
Naisip niya kaya 'yon kasi malungkot siya?
Baka kasi nagluluksa siya.

00:30:28.679 --> 00:30:29.879 align:center
Parang di naman.

00:30:29.959 --> 00:30:32.000 align:center
Ang tanda na nila.
Bakit sila maghihiwalay?

00:30:32.080 --> 00:30:34.760 align:center
Maigi nang maagap.
Pinagtiisan niya tatay mo…

00:30:35.720 --> 00:30:37.439 align:center
Magulo din ang nanay mo.

00:30:37.520 --> 00:30:39.280 align:center
Milagro ngang nagtagal sila.

00:30:39.360 --> 00:30:41.959 align:center
-Ayoko nang pag-usapan.
-Totoo naman.

00:30:42.040 --> 00:30:43.399 align:center
Tama na nga.

00:30:43.919 --> 00:30:46.760 align:center
Papa, congratulations. Hatinggabi na.

00:30:48.639 --> 00:30:51.080 align:center
Anong… Pero… Aw!

00:30:51.159 --> 00:30:52.480 align:center
Nagustuhan mo? Gawa ko 'yan.

00:30:52.560 --> 00:30:53.520 align:center
Naku, anak.

00:30:53.600 --> 00:30:54.800 align:center
Ang bait naman.

00:30:54.879 --> 00:30:57.720 align:center
Nag-paint ako para sa 'yo. Tayo 'yan.

00:30:57.800 --> 00:31:00.800 align:center
Pinili n'yo nga ako.
Ako ang special person n'yo.

00:31:00.879 --> 00:31:02.520 align:center
Paulit-ulit ka kasi.

00:31:03.040 --> 00:31:04.959 align:center
Mas nakaka-excite 'to, di ba?

00:31:05.040 --> 00:31:06.439 align:center
I love you, Papa.

00:31:08.560 --> 00:31:09.720 align:center
Ako din, iha.

00:31:09.800 --> 00:31:12.360 align:center
Iho. Lalaki na po ako ngayon.

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