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"Maganda ang ehersisyo sa semilya."

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-Saka maluwag na salawal.
-At beta-carotene. Mag-carrots ka.

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"Umiwas sa stress."

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Ilayo mo ang phone mo sa bayag mo.
Wag mong ibulsa.

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Saan ko ilalagay?

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Ilang bilyong malusog na sperm na kaya
ang nasayang natin?

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Sayang.

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O baka matagal na 'kong baog.

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Nakatipid ka sana sa condom.

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"Mag-abstain para dumami."

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"Gaganda ang semilya pagtapos
ng 2-5 na araw ng di pagsasalsal."

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"Matapos ng Day 7,
tataas ng 45% ang testosterone."

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Tipid sa injection.
Pinag-judo namin si Ulises.

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Kaya ba natin 'yong matagal na…

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-Oo.
-Di pito, pero dalawang araw…

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Kailan huling salsal mo?

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Anong oras na?

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Makiisa tayo kay Pedro.
Sino sa 'tin ang pinakamatagal?

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Pa'no magkakaalaman?

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Dapat maging tapat tayo.

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Kasama mo kami, Pedro.

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Anong case 'yan?

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Lumang cellphone ni Alex.

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Santi, sana nabura mo na 'yong video.
Kumpirmahin mo.

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Buwisit.

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Oo, Paula. Kumusta ka?
Binura ko na, okay?

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Wag kang mag-alala. Walang problema.

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Wala nang problema.
Maayos ang lahat.

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Mwa… Ingat ka. Ba-bye.

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Ba't di mo sinabi?

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Para tigilan niya 'ko. Obsessed siya ro'n.

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Kung may video akong hubad
sa ex ko, matatakot ako.

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-Na-geolocate mo na ba?
-Ha?

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Gamit ka ng Find My iPhone
sa ibang phone. Malalaman mo.

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Ba't di mo sinabi agad? I-unlock mo.

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Santiago, kahit lola ko, alam 'yan.

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-Buhay pa siya?
-Oo.

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Tingnan natin. Password…

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Ha? Dalawang subok na lang.

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Hayaan mo na.
Nasa cloud naman ang lahat.

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Sa iCloud mo burahin.

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-Tama, sa Cloud.
-Wag mong burahin.

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Hala. Isa na lang.

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-Bakit mo inulit?
-Kasi 'yon ang tama!

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Hindi nga.

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Tinanggal ka na sa project mo?

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Hindi. Di sila makakilos
dahil sa kung anong clause.

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Wag mo burahin. Baka siraan ka.

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Siraan, bakit?

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Malupit ang babaeng nasaktan.

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Pa'nong nasaktan? Siya nang-iwan.

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Wag mo nang ulitin. Mala-lock ka.

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Kakausapin ko si Alex. Alam niya 'to.

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Tabi.

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Santi, makinig ka. Burahin mo na.

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Magtabi ka ng kopya.

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Tantanan n'yo 'ko. Salamat.

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Gulo lang 'yong video na 'yon.

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Kumusta si Luz?
Magiging ina ba siya kay Lolo?

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Si Luz, ina? Parang imposible.

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Nando'n siya sa clinic.

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Magpapatanggal siya.

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Magpapatanggal?

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May sakit siya,
magpapatanggal siya ng matris.

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Pero bawal yatang sabihin, sabi ni Esther.

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May kanser siya?

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Hindi. Hindi kanser.
Parang bago magkanser.

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May gano'n?

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Alam n'yo na 'yon.

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Nadala ko ang phone mo.

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ALPHA MALES

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-Bakla si Luis.
-Heto na.

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Kaya pala.

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-Mabuti siyang ama.
-Kaya bakla siya?

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-Gusto ng open relationship.
-Straight kasi.

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Depende sa kinakama.

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Binilhan niya 'ko ng anal dildo
at gusto niya n'on.

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Esther, paranoid ka.

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Paranoid?

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-Tingnan mo.
-Ano 'to?

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-Nasa bulsa niya.
-"Salsalan ng magkaibigan"?

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Paranoid pa rin ako?
Kung di pa nagsusumigaw 'yan…

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Club ng lalaking straight.

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Tama. May mga donut ding "sugar-free" daw.

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Baka nakita niya sa windshield
at di na naitapon.

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Luz, bakla siya! Bakla ang asawa ko!

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Sira na ang buhay ko. Ulit.

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-Kalma.
-Wag mo 'kong utusan!

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Di ba't pasok 'to para sa divorce?

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Wala 'yang napapatunayan.
Magpa-detective ka.

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Paano ako kukuha ng detective?

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-Mahal 'yon.
-Tanungin mo siya.

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Para makatanggi siya.

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Paano ko 'to ipapaliwanag sa mga bata?
Mas mabuti kasing walang anak.

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Kalma. Bukas na ang operasyon ko.

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Bukas? Di ka pupunta
sa premiere ng microplay ko?

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Parang hindi.

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Di ka puwedeng mag-resched?
Sasamahan kita.

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Ayos lang.

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-Sino'ng kasama mo? Mama mo?
-Wag na, uy.

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Sino'ng kasama mo?

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Esther, di ko kailangan n'on.

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Ayos 'yon.

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Walang anak, walang tumor, walang regla…

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Ganyan ang buhay, girl.
Sana noon pa tayo nagkakilala.

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Click mo 'yong "forgot my password,"
may link 'yan.

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Ano'ng email mo?

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"IDontLikeSwissChard@yahoo.com."

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Nakuha na 'yong ibang email.
Ang daming Santiago Peralta.

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Password.

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-Sa iCloud? Di ko nga maalala!
-Sa email.

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Ah, okay.

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Lintik.

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Ang… tagal na kasi niyan.

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May naaalala ka bang password
na ginamit mo?

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Naka-save sa Notes ng cellphone ko.

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'Yong winala mo.

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Nakakabaliw ka.

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Pero ayos lang.

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Awtomatikong nagbubukas
ang email ko sa trabaho.

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Bukas, pagpasok ko,
bubuksan ko ang iCloud ko at aayusin 'to.

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Wala namang mangyayari sa ilang oras.

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Mas matamis na 'to ngayon.

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Dapat binawasan ko ang sibuyas.

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Nasa'n 'yong binigay mong dildo?

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Tinabi ko. Bakit?

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Sa'n mo tinabi?

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-Sa kabinet ko.
-Sa kabinet mo?

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Oo, pero sa likod.
Sa likod ng phone box.

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Naka-charge?

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Bakit? May date ka?

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Di ba di tayo mag-uusap tungkol diyan?

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Okay. Sorry.

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Nagulat lang akong tinanong mo 'yon.

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Parang ayaw mo naman kasi…

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Iyon lang ang kasunduan natin.
Di pagsasabi kung sino'ng ka-date.

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Dapat bang dagdagan?

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Ewan ko, halimbawa,
pa'no kung isang araw,

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sabihin kong nakipagtalik ako sa babae,
mababagabag ka ba?

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Talaga?

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Halimbawa lang. Mababagabag ka ba?

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Hindi. 'Yan ang maganda
sa ganito. Di ka kumain!

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Ayos lang kung tomboy ako?

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Tomboy, bi-curious…

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Ngayon, malabo na
ang mga sexual orientation.

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Tama.

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-Wag 'to. Sa babasagin 'to.
-Ako, alam.

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Wala kang alam! Sa babasagin 'to.

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-Ako, linis.
-Wala kang nililinis.

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-Ito ang gamitin mo.
-Ako, alam.

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Hindi, di mo alam. Sa babasagin 'to.
Ito ang gamitin mo.

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Negatibo.

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COVID o sa baby?

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Nakaka-stress. Nahihilo ako kanina.

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Mas maigi yatang pumunta sa clinic
at magpaturok sa loob ko.

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Hindi. Di 'yon romantic, di ba?

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Romantic ka pala?

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Ayoko ng assisted reproduction.

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Sige na. Puwede pa tayong magpatabi
ng frozen embryos.

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Bakit di natin subukan pa 'yong natural?
Ilang buwan lang.

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Buwan? Di ko kaya ang ganitong stress.

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Bumababa ang pagkababae mo,
nade-depress ka, na…

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Huwag.

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Kung pagpalitin ang embryos
at mapasa 'tin 'yong taga-Caceres?

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Hindi. Kabaligtaran.

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Nasa kanila
ang pinakamagandang itlog at sperm.

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Di patas 'yon.

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Bakit hindi?

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Pa'no napipili 'yon?

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Ewan. Meron silang…

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Ang pinakamaganda, 'yong lalangoy sa 'yo,

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maglalakbay sa matris,
paakyat sa fallopian tube,

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at ipe-fertilize ang itlog mo
bago makarating

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ang ibang gusto ring gawin 'yon.
'Yon ang kampeon.

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'Yon ang award system.

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Ba't kayo natutuwa sa kompetisyon?
Ewan ko rin.

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Gusto kong bunga ng pag-iibigan
ang anak natin. Di ng test tube.

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Tama ba, Patricia?

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Ano ho, sir? Di ho ako nakikinig.

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Sinungaling siya.

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Magpapa-appointment ako.
Walang mawawala.

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At di na magha-Hunger Games
ang kampeon mo.

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SEEDS - HERBAL SHOP - SPICES

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VERBENA

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Oo, pero masyadong…

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Ayos ka lang? Bago 'to,
di mo sinipat ang puwit ni Lucia.

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Ako? Kailan ko ginawa 'yon?

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Di ko damang ginagawa ko 'yon.
Nagkukusa 'yong leeg ko.

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Kumusta kayo ni Luz?

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Ikakasal na kay Lolo?

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Ooperahan siya, di ako tinawagan.

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Ba't ka tatawagan?

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Kasi kaibigan niya 'ko.

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Ex ka niya. Kabaligtaran ng kaibigan 'yon.

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Magdiriwang sina Victor at Pablo
ng divorce nila mamaya.

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Pumunta ka. Masayang party 'yon.

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Puro kayo party, 'no?

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Para sa'n pa ang trabaho?

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Sparky, ang una kong aso, 25, 3, 79…

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Hindi rin 'yon. Buwisit!

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Ilang beses kang sumubok?
Ma-lock ka sa 10.

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Pito o walo. Puwede pa 'kong sumubok.

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Lalabas ako. Ika-11 ko na 'to.

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Ma, sampu lang.

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Naaalala ko pa rin siya.

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PeterPiperPickApeckOfPickledPeppers.

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-Ano 'yon?
-Tongue twister ni Lola dati.

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Magandang password…
Pero hindi rin 'yon.

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Santiago, tama na.

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-Pupunta ako sa opisina. Mabilis lang.
-Ngayon?

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Oo. Na-hack ang account ko.
Hindi ko maintindihan.

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-Pa, ano'ng meron do'n?
-Ha?

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Ano'ng ide-delete mo?

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Alex, igalang mo ang privacy ko.

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-Nacho, ba't nandito ka pa?
-Kumusta, Santi?

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May pinapabago sa 'kin.
Kahit 6:00 na ng gabi.

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Sa akin din. Pambihira.

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Grabe tayo magrabaho! Kabaliwan na 'to.

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UBIZKUO

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WELCOME BACK, SANTIAGO

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VIDEO_PAULA

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1 DOWNLOADED ITEM

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UBIZKUO
ARCHITECTURE STUDIO

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Mahusay siya…

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Okay.

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Hi…

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-Magtabi ka ng kopya.
-Sana nabura mo na.

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-Makinig ka. Burahin mo na.
-Wag mo burahin, tanga.

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-Kumpirmahin mo.
-Umayaw na?

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-Makinig ka.
-Burahin mo.

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Itago mo ang video. Baka sirain ka.

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USB DEVICE CONNECTED

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SAVE A COPY

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SAVING A COPY
IN NETWORK DOWNLOADS

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RECYCLE BIN

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Okay. Tapos na.

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Tapos ka na agad?

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Oo. Kaunti lang 'yong binago.

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Nabuwisit ako sa drip edge.
Pero tapos na.

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Okay. Bye. Sige!

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Sige. Kita tayo bukas.

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NEW ITEM
NETWORK DOWNLOADS: VIDEO_PAULA.MP4

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Mahusay siya.

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Okay.

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Hi. Ako si Paula Villar.

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Gustong-gusto kong
makipagtalik dito.

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Mag-hi ka.

00:12:41.400 --> 00:12:43.040 align:center
Hi. Kumusta?

00:12:43.120 --> 00:12:44.760 align:center
-Pumapayag ka ba?
-Oo.

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-Payag ako.
-Oo? Ako rin.

00:12:46.719 --> 00:12:50.160 align:center
Ipapakita kong di ako lasing
gamit ang breathalyzer na 'to.

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Hello.

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Hello.

00:12:54.599 --> 00:12:57.560 align:center
Wow. Ba't naka-mariconera ka?

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Makaluma at homophobic 'yang "mariconera."

00:13:02.040 --> 00:13:04.640 align:center
Sorry. Ba't ka nakapanglalaking handbag?

00:13:04.719 --> 00:13:07.160 align:center
Madaling magdala ng cellphone. Ayaw mo?

00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:09.280 align:center
Mukha kang ale sa tindahan.

00:13:11.199 --> 00:13:13.199 align:center
Halika. Bigyan mo 'ko ng atensyon.

00:13:14.680 --> 00:13:16.760 align:center
Ayos ka lang? Mukha kang stressed.

00:13:16.839 --> 00:13:18.560 align:center
Ayos lang ako. Bakit?

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Masahihin mo ko. Patatawarin kita.

00:13:29.240 --> 00:13:30.199 align:center
Mag-wine tayo.

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-Patri!
-Wala na. Bumili ako ng grape juice.

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-Grape juice?
-Maraming antioxidant.

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At sugar.

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-Lintik.
-Bakit nag-uusap pa kayo rito?

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Bakit di pa kayo matulog?

00:13:45.240 --> 00:13:49.320 align:center
"Bakit di pa kayo matulog?"
Dapat may boundaries tayo sa kanya.

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Kawawa naman. Sabik lang siya.

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Ewan ko. Parang nape-pressure na 'ko.

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Bakit ka nagsusuot ng pajama?

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Honey, dapat mag-abstain tayo
nang 2-5 na araw

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para bumalik ang lakas ng semilya.

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"Kung makikipagtalik araw-araw mula sa

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Day 13 ng cycle,
mas malaki ang tsansa ng fertilization."

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Napatunayan nang
binabawasan n'on ang sperm…

00:14:13.680 --> 00:14:17.800 align:center
"Dumarami ang mga pag-aaral
na naghihimok ng araw-araw na pagtatalik

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at nagpapalakas ng semilya
ang palaging paglalabas

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at di napipinsala ang DNA."

00:14:22.719 --> 00:14:25.040 align:center
Puta. Sana magkasundo naman sila.

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Tanungin natin ang doktor bukas.

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Bukas? Pero shoot ng pilot namin.

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Hon, ikaw ang CEO.
Di ka makakatakas kahit isang oras?

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Sige, susubkan ko.
Pero ang paggasta sa puwede namang libre…

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Nga pala, kinikilala pa rin
ang term na "mariconera."

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"Pambabaeng pangngalan.
Bag para sa lalaki."

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Dapat tanggalin na nila.

00:14:48.959 --> 00:14:51.479 align:center
Magpepetisyon ako sa change.org.

00:14:52.280 --> 00:14:54.800 align:center
Nababaliw na ako sa pagiging inclusive mo.

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Nakaligo at nasa kama na nang 9:28 p.m.

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Tinanong ako ni Ulises
kung ano ang cunnilingus.

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Sabi ko, gabi na,
bukas mo na ipapaliwanag.

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-Ha?
-Obsessed na siya.

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Di ako gano'n sa edad niya.

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Tara.

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-Anong tara?
-Tsutsupain kita at papapasukin.

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Ngayon na?

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Hindi. Mas okay kung 5:00 a.m.

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Okay.

00:15:17.719 --> 00:15:21.000 align:center
Ang sarap! Diyos ko!
Dapat dalasan nating magkaratan.

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Ang mga bata!

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Di ako makahinga, lintik!

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Tapos na?

00:15:38.800 --> 00:15:40.120 align:center
-Ikaw?
-Anong ako?

00:15:40.719 --> 00:15:43.040 align:center
-Di ka nilabasan.
-Di na mahalaga.

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Bago 'yan.

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-Wala ngayon.
-Bakit?

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Pero nasarapan talaga ako.

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Luis.

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Ganito kasi… Nagpustahan kami
ng mga kaibigan ko.

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Anong pustahan?

00:15:56.599 --> 00:15:59.959 align:center
Nakakataas daw ng testosterone
ang pag-abstain

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at ibang kalokohan.

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Kawawa naman.
Naaawa na 'ko sa kanya.

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Wala siyang masabi. Kinorner ko siya.

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Ba't di mo deretsahin?

00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:10.959 align:center
Hindi siya aamin. Kailangan ko ng patunay.

00:16:11.040 --> 00:16:12.120 align:center
Mas marami pa?

00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:15.319 align:center
-Inom pa?
-Sige.

00:16:16.520 --> 00:16:20.160 align:center
Christian, kumusta? Gusto ko 'to.

00:16:21.760 --> 00:16:24.040 align:center
Raul? Ayos ka lang?

00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:27.040 align:center
Oo, buwisit. Lubayan mo na 'ko.

00:16:27.120 --> 00:16:28.880 align:center
P're, ang init ng ulo mo.

00:16:37.800 --> 00:16:40.800 align:center
Hello. Ako si Rafa, kaibigan ni Pablo.

00:16:40.880 --> 00:16:42.959 align:center
Raul, straight friend ni Diego.

00:16:43.040 --> 00:16:44.120 align:center
Straight din ako.

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Mag-ingat ka rito.
Wag kang mag-hi basta.

00:16:49.479 --> 00:16:50.319 align:center
Mag-isa ka?

00:16:51.839 --> 00:16:53.680 align:center
Sobra. Magbabanyo ako.

00:17:08.639 --> 00:17:09.880 align:center
Uy, Rafa!

00:17:11.720 --> 00:17:13.079 align:center
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

00:17:14.599 --> 00:17:16.599 align:center
Bakit ka nandiyan?

00:17:31.640 --> 00:17:33.480 align:center
Nalilimot ko ang lines ko.

00:17:33.560 --> 00:17:35.640 align:center
Pa'no ako makakaarte nito?

00:17:35.720 --> 00:17:37.560 align:center
Ano ka ba, kabado ka lang.

00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:41.320 align:center
Para sa'n pa kung di ako bayad?
Ako pa bumili ng costume ko.

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Pangarap mo 'to, Ma. Ipaglaban mo.

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-Oo.
-"Pangarap mo 'to, Ma. Ipaglaban mo."

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Wag mo siyang asarin.

00:17:48.120 --> 00:17:49.919 align:center
Gagabihin ako. Ihatid mo sila.

00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:51.200 align:center
Toka mo, di ba?

00:17:51.280 --> 00:17:54.600 align:center
Mga anak, masaya akong
panonoorin n'yo 'ko.

00:17:54.680 --> 00:17:55.640 align:center
May judo ako.

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Wag kang pumasok.

00:18:02.840 --> 00:18:03.880 align:center
Mamayang hapon…

00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:05.399 align:center
-Cookies.
-Makinig kayo!

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Kung di n'yo gusto ang play ni Mama,
sabihin n'yo. Makakatulong 'yon.

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-Okay lang mamuna?
-Wag lang sinungaling.

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Buwisit, ang komplikado.
Mahirap ang paglaki.

00:18:16.320 --> 00:18:17.720 align:center
At lalo 'yong hihirap.

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DRIVER'S LICENSE TEST CENTER

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Kinakabahan ka?

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Ngayon, medyo.

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Ayos 'yan.

00:18:31.399 --> 00:18:35.000 align:center
Magandang umaga. Paandarin ang kotse
at pumunta sa main road.

00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:54.960 align:center
-Tigil.
-Ano ba?

00:18:55.040 --> 00:18:57.040 align:center
-Mag-signal ka!
-Di ka tumingin?

00:18:57.120 --> 00:18:58.880 align:center
-Tumingin ako.
-Hindi.

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Magbabayad ka na naman ulit.

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Di ako. Si Papa.

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Hello, Isabel.

00:19:12.560 --> 00:19:15.919 align:center
Panay ang tanong niya tungkol sa kanya.

00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:17.720 align:center
Hi. Ano'ng pinapanood n'yo?

00:19:20.320 --> 00:19:22.600 align:center
Ano? Gusto ko ring matawa.

00:19:23.399 --> 00:19:25.960 align:center
Tarantado ka rin, ano?

00:19:26.720 --> 00:19:28.080 align:center
Ako? Pero…

00:19:31.280 --> 00:19:34.880 align:center
-Ako si Paula Villar. Gustong…
-Lin… Patayin n'yo! Halika.

00:19:36.520 --> 00:19:37.640 align:center
Sa'n mo nakuha 'to?

00:19:37.720 --> 00:19:39.399 align:center
Nagbibiro ka ba?

00:19:39.480 --> 00:19:43.520 align:center
In-upload mo sa shared folder,
at nakita ng buong kompanya.

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Santiago!

00:19:46.000 --> 00:19:48.200 align:center
Ano 'yon, Roman?

00:19:51.679 --> 00:19:55.399 align:center
Roman, matatawa ka.
Paula. Buti at narito ka rin.

00:19:55.480 --> 00:19:58.080 align:center
Tama ang ex mo. Mapaghiganti ka nga.

00:19:58.159 --> 00:19:59.640 align:center
Hindi. Gusto kong…

00:19:59.720 --> 00:20:00.880 align:center
Anak, ako na.

00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:02.040 align:center
Sige. Umupo ka.

00:20:02.120 --> 00:20:03.440 align:center
Tech issue 'yon.

00:20:03.520 --> 00:20:07.000 align:center
Pangako, binura ko ang video.
Baka may virus o kung ano.

00:20:07.080 --> 00:20:08.240 align:center
Lilinawin ko.

00:20:08.320 --> 00:20:10.840 align:center
May nagpasok sa 'yo,
inakit mo ang anak ko,

00:20:10.919 --> 00:20:12.800 align:center
nang iwan ka, pinahiya mo siya

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sa pagkalat ng video niya
na nag-aalok na parang bayarang babae.

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Papa.

00:20:18.679 --> 00:20:19.679 align:center
May sasabihin ka?

00:20:21.440 --> 00:20:25.480 align:center
Bago kita palayasin
at ang deconstructed mong opisina?

00:20:29.840 --> 00:20:30.960 align:center
Para akong babae.

00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:34.800 align:center
Ano?

00:20:35.760 --> 00:20:39.120 align:center
Oo. Mahirap ang pinagdaraanan ko.

00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:41.840 align:center
Kaya ako nababaliw dahil…

00:20:41.919 --> 00:20:44.159 align:center
Wala ako sa sarili at…

00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:47.840 align:center
Maiintindihan mo 'ko. Bakla ka.

00:21:03.960 --> 00:21:04.800 align:center
Kumusta?

00:21:05.399 --> 00:21:06.640 align:center
Magkakape muna 'ko.

00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:08.880 align:center
Kumusta si Rafa?

00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:11.280 align:center
Buwisit na lalaki lang kagabi.

00:21:11.360 --> 00:21:13.040 align:center
Inuwi mo siya.

00:21:13.560 --> 00:21:15.480 align:center
Ano? Hindi kaya.

00:21:17.480 --> 00:21:18.600 align:center
Phone.

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RAFA
CELLPHONE

00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:31.040 align:center
Ba't naka-save ang number niya rito?

00:21:31.120 --> 00:21:33.240 align:center
Nilagay niya bago ka patulugin.

00:21:34.600 --> 00:21:37.120 align:center
-Patulugin?
-Sumuka ka sa kotse niya.

00:21:41.040 --> 00:21:43.600 align:center
"Uy, ganda. Sunduin kita nang 2:00."

00:21:43.679 --> 00:21:46.600 align:center
Magtatanghalian kayo.
Sabi mo raw, may alam kang…

00:21:46.679 --> 00:21:49.320 align:center
Hindi. Di puwede. Iba-block ko na siya.

00:21:49.399 --> 00:21:52.040 align:center
Kawawa naman. Excited pa naman siya.

00:21:52.120 --> 00:21:53.679 align:center
Excited saan?

00:21:53.760 --> 00:21:56.560 align:center
Walang nangyari. Buweno, tsinu…

00:21:56.640 --> 00:21:59.280 align:center
Pero kayo,
di kayo nagpapalitan ng number.

00:21:59.360 --> 00:22:03.080 align:center
Raul, alam mo 'yong konsepto ng
"affective responsibility"?

00:22:03.159 --> 00:22:04.480 align:center
Diego, straight ako.

00:22:04.560 --> 00:22:06.760 align:center
Okay. Siya rin naman.

00:22:15.399 --> 00:22:16.439 align:center
-Hello.
-Hello.

00:22:16.520 --> 00:22:19.200 align:center
Luz Ferreiro.
May surgery ako kay Dr. Lahoz.

00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:21.679 align:center
Opo, nandito ka.

00:22:21.760 --> 00:22:23.679 align:center
Pangalan at number po ng kasama.

00:22:23.760 --> 00:22:25.080 align:center
Hindi, mag-isa ako.

00:22:25.159 --> 00:22:27.720 align:center
Kailangan pa rin po ng number.

00:22:27.800 --> 00:22:28.640 align:center
Para saan?

00:22:28.720 --> 00:22:30.360 align:center
Pagkatapos ng surgery.

00:22:31.280 --> 00:22:32.800 align:center
Walang dapat makaalam.

00:22:32.880 --> 00:22:34.640 align:center
Protocol po sa clinic.

00:22:34.720 --> 00:22:36.800 align:center
Puwedeng kaibigan o kapamilya.

00:22:37.399 --> 00:22:38.960 align:center
Ayos lang kung adviser ko?

00:22:42.560 --> 00:22:43.399 align:center
Pasok.

00:22:45.760 --> 00:22:49.520 align:center
'Yan ang gown at cap mo.
Magpalit ka, at may susundo sa 'yo.

00:22:49.600 --> 00:22:50.640 align:center
Salamat.

00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:53.159 align:center
-Di ka pa kumakain, di ba?
-Oo.

00:22:53.240 --> 00:22:54.080 align:center
Mabuti.

00:22:54.159 --> 00:22:56.679 align:center
Ay, sa likod 'yong bukasan ng robe.

00:22:57.200 --> 00:22:58.240 align:center
Sige.

00:23:18.960 --> 00:23:22.399 align:center
Sa kaso mo,
dahil wala kang infertility issues

00:23:22.480 --> 00:23:23.960 align:center
at bata ka pa naman…

00:23:24.040 --> 00:23:25.320 align:center
Salamat?

00:23:25.399 --> 00:23:26.880 align:center
Mabilis lang 'to.

00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:28.520 align:center
Pag may resulta na,

00:23:28.600 --> 00:23:31.040 align:center
sa susunod mong dalaw,
mag-ovarian stimu…

00:23:31.120 --> 00:23:32.760 align:center
Pero tapos na kami.

00:23:32.840 --> 00:23:36.800 align:center
Ah! Di ko na-download 'yong app.

00:23:36.880 --> 00:23:37.760 align:center
Pambihira.

00:23:37.840 --> 00:23:39.640 align:center
Di na 'ko gumagamit ng papel.

00:23:39.720 --> 00:23:42.679 align:center
Ayos lang. Puwedeng ulitin ang tests dito.

00:23:42.760 --> 00:23:45.480 align:center
Puwede naming kunin ang sample ngayon.

00:23:45.560 --> 00:23:48.840 align:center
-Ah!
-Kailan ang huli mong paglalabas?

00:23:49.399 --> 00:23:50.280 align:center
Buweno…

00:23:50.360 --> 00:23:53.399 align:center
-No'ng isang araw, di ba?
-Tama. No'ng isang araw.

00:23:53.480 --> 00:23:54.520 align:center
Sakto.

00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:03.080 align:center
Ang dami kong kinain. Baka…

00:24:03.159 --> 00:24:04.320 align:center
Tutulungan kita.

00:24:04.399 --> 00:24:06.679 align:center
Hindi. Kailangang mag-isa siya.

00:24:06.760 --> 00:24:08.000 align:center
Ah!

00:24:09.520 --> 00:24:11.080 align:center
Wala hong problema.

00:24:14.040 --> 00:24:16.000 align:center
Ito ang sample collection room.

00:24:16.080 --> 00:24:19.560 align:center
Gumawa kami ng suggestive environment.

00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:22.800 align:center
Mas matinding arousal,
mas okay na kalidad ng semilya.

00:24:22.880 --> 00:24:25.040 align:center
May magasin do'n. Narito ang videos.

00:24:25.120 --> 00:24:28.159 align:center
May mga artificial vaginas din, bibig,

00:24:28.240 --> 00:24:30.520 align:center
o, kung gusto mo, VR headset.

00:24:30.600 --> 00:24:31.679 align:center
Okay na. Salamat.

00:24:31.760 --> 00:24:34.840 align:center
Payo namin, hugasan
ng sabon at tubig ang ari mo.

00:24:34.919 --> 00:24:36.560 align:center
-Sige.
-Napakahalaga.

00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:39.679 align:center
Ilaga ang lahat ng lalabas sa lagyanan.

00:24:39.760 --> 00:24:40.600 align:center
-Okay.
-Tanong?

00:24:40.679 --> 00:24:44.040 align:center
-Wala.
-Sige. Sabihan mo 'ko pag tapos ka na.

00:24:44.120 --> 00:24:45.480 align:center
-Ayos.
-Wag magmadali.

00:24:45.560 --> 00:24:48.679 align:center
-Mas matinding arousal…
-Mas okay na semilya.

00:24:48.760 --> 00:24:49.919 align:center
Mismo.

00:25:00.840 --> 00:25:01.760 align:center
TROPA SA PARANG

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Nasa'n ka?

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Sa clinic, kasama si Daniela.

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Natalo ka sa pustahan!

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Clinic 'yan?

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Ba't ka tumawag? Pang-motivate?

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Wala pang 24 oras akong nag-abstain.
Pangit ang semilya ko.

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Sabihin mo, di mo kaya. Nanigas ka.

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Pa'no ko sasabihin 'yon?

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Isipin natin. Ano'ng mas nakakahiya?

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Baog o hindi tinitigasan?

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Di ko kaya.

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Ay, honey.

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Di ako makapagpokus do'n.

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Napakaraming paraphernalia.
Nanigas lang ako.

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Nangyayari 'yon sa lahat.

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Puwede kang magdala ng sample.

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Di ba malayo? Baka masira sa init.

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-Hindi.
-O sa lamig.

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Ano? Hindi.

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Hello.

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Hi, Rafa. Kumusta?

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Beer para sa kaibigan ko.

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Nakatulog ka?

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Rafa, makinig ka.

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Wala ako sa hulog kagabi,
at binigla mo 'ko.

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Kaya malamang, mali ang naisip mo.

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'Yong sa banyo ba?

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Nagustuhan mo, di ba?
Parang nagustuhan mo.

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Di na 'yon mahalaga.
Ang mahalaga, heterosexual ako.

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-Ako rin.
-Di gano'n ka-straight.

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Sobrang heterosexual ko, nag-aral ako
pa'no i-deconstruct ang pagkalalaki ko.

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Nakakatuwa ka.

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Rafa, tama na.

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Nag-goodnight kiss ka nga.

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Nang-spike ka?

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-Ano'ng problema mo?
-Ikaw?

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Di ka nagreklamo nang sipsipin kita.

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Salamat, ganda.

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Ayoko ng drama.
Sabihin mo lang kung makikipagkita ka pa.

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Di ko sinabi 'yon.

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Magpaplano ako.
May asawa't mga anak ako.

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Pero naaakit talaga ako sa 'yo.

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Bottom ako.

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Huy, boy tsupa…

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Umuwi ka na.

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-Raul.
-Hindi.

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-Tawagan ba kita?
-Wag!

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Sino'ng di mababagabag
sa magulong mundong ito,

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aking sinumpang konsensiya?

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Sino'ng makakatapak sa kalsada

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nang di nakararamdam
ng pandidiri at pighati

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kapag nakaharap mo na
ang nagkukumpulang kawan

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ng mahihina at walang korteng mga katawan?

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Hindi ako.

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Idudura ko sila.

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Sasampalin ko sila upang mabuhay
sa malamortal nilang pananamlay.

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Buhay ba 'ka mo?

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Mamatay ka.

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Mamatay ka!

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…sa police academy, may classic mula…

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Mama!

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-Ang galing mo!
-Nagustuhan n'yo?

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Para kang ibang tao.

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Ang gandang papuri.

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-Medyo mahaba.
-Nasa 12 minuto lang.

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Talaga?

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-Ma, gusto ko ring maging aktres.
-Ako rin.

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Parang Bardem family.
Dinastiya ng artista.

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Akala ko, gusto mong
maging astronaut? Ikaw, vet?

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-Hayaan mo sila.
-Tingnan mo.

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Tama na. Umuwi na tayo.

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-Sige.
-Ba-bye!

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-Tara.
-Magpa-paddle ako.

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Ngayon? 8:30 na.

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Sa ganito lang kami nagkikita.

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Doon pala.

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Tingin mo, babae ka?

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Iyon ang unang pumasok sa isip ko.

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Tapos, nagpanggap akong mahihimatay,
at umalis na 'ko.

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-Pakiramdam mo, babae ka?
-Hindi, p're! Di mo ba nakikita?

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-Ewan…
-Kasalanan mo nga pala 'to.

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Kay Pedro 'yon, di sa 'yo.

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-Oo nga.
-Pero mas kapani-paniwala ka.

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Ba't mo sinabi? Sabi mo, ang sahol n'on.

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Kumusta naman sa job center? Ayos lang?

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Sisihin mo 'yong kurso. Tinapos mo.

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Siguradong may psychologists
at experts sila ro'n.

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-Transphobic 'yan.
-Ano…

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Ano'ng nangyari?
Sinabi mo sa boss mo, tapos?

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Ewan. Di nila ako sinesante.
Papasok ako bukas gaya ng dati.

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Hindi, p're. Di gaya ng dati.
Magsuot ka ng anik-anik.

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Hindi ka nila sesesantehin.

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Iniiwasan ng mga kompanya
ang ganyan ngayon.

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Santiaga, pinagulo mo lang lalo.

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May kaibigan tayong trans.
Inclusive na talaga tayo ngayon.

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Buwisit na poodle.

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Five past na. Umalis na tayo, ha?

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 Hi.

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Ba't ka nandito?

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Baka kailangan mo ng tubig.

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O… itong chocolate puff pastry
na binili ko para sa 'yo.

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Sarap.

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Salamat.

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Puwedeng pumasok?

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-Girl…
-Ba't siya nandito?

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May ibong nagsabi sa aking ooperahan siya.

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Ang bait na ibon. Magkape ka kaya muna?

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Kape sa gabi? Ayoko.

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Pinapalabas ka niya.

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Bakit di na lang sabihin?

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Heeto. Para sa 'yo!

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Ito lang ang meron sa baba.

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Huyy. Nandito ang mga anak mo.

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Ay, oo. Mga anak!

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Anak?

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Gusto ka nilang makita.
Kaya iiwan ko muna siya sa 'yo.

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Ano?

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Pumunta ako sa website ng salsalan,
at may special event sila ngayon.

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Umalis kanina, para makapaglamyerda.

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Pero nandito si Raul. Ang tanga naman.

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Huhulihin ko siya, mababaliw ako.

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Esther, wag mo silang iwan dito.

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Pag na-lowbatt si Iris, aalagaan ka niya.

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Titirintasan ka pa.

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Anong oras ka babalik? Esther!

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Tigilan mo 'yang kama, iho.

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Diyos ko.

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Hindi, iihi lang ako.

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Lintik.

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Excuse me. Puwedeng tingnan mo
kung nandiyan 'to?

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Okay, salamat. Puta.

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Nakita mo 'to sa loob?

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-Kalbo…
-Sorry. Nagmamadali ako.

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Sige, ba-bye. Kadiri ka.

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Excuse me. Puwede mo 'kong tulungan?

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Sige.

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Nariyan ba sa loob itong nasa picture?

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Di ko nakita kanina.

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-Anong kanina? Nakita mo siya dati?
-Nagsalsal yata siya sa 'kin dati.

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Nag-ano?

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Napakabait niyan.

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Napakabait.

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Saan ka galing?

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Luis.

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Bakla ka ba?

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Heto na.

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-Wag ka magkunwari. Nakita ka sa club.
-Nakita ako?

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Isang beses lang 'to.

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Nagpunta ka?

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Oo. Hindi. Di kami pumasok.

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Luis, 'yong totoo.

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Pinakita ko ang picture mo, nakilala ka.

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-Ano?
-May ginawa kang…

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Hindi ko masabi.

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Ipinakita mo 'ko sa mga bi-curious Madrid?

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Tigilan mo 'ko. Bading. Gay club 'yon.

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At nasa bulsa mo 'yan.

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Si Raul 'yon!

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Raul? Kung sinabi mong Santi, puwede.
Pero si Raul…

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May bago siyang tropa
na gumugulo sa kanya.

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Kadiri. Tsinupa pa kita kahapon.

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Esther, hindi ako bakla. Diyos ko!

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Kung hindi, may gagawin ka namang kakaiba!
Buwisit na kurso.

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Uy, nasa'n ang mga bata?

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At ako ang gumagawa ng kakaiba.

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Brad, kumusta na?

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Di ka pa rin nagbabago, gago.

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Kumusta, Fede?

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Ayos lang.

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Sabi ni Mama, tatawag ka raw
para tulungan ako, pero walang tawag.

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Okay, di ba pagtulong ang bayad sa rehab?

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Puwede naman.

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Pero matutulungan mo akong
makakuha ng magandang trabaho.

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Puwede ako sa 3k kada buwan.

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-Okay ka na ba o…
-Okay na.

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Nagjo-jogging ako tuwing umaga,
at nag-ampon ng aso.

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Normal na ang buhay ko. Boring lang.

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Bahagi na ako ng lipunan.

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Ayos 'yan. Congrats.

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Ba't mo 'ko tinawagan?
May kanser ka?

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Wala, wala pa. kalma.

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Wag kang matatakot sa tanong ko.

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Sige lang, brad.

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Kumusta ang kalidad ng semilya mo?

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