WEBVTT 00:06.040 --> 00:08.879 [jazz music playing] 00:11.080 --> 00:13.360 [Santi] "Exercising can improve the potency of your sperm." 00:13.440 --> 00:15.239 And so can loose-fitting underwear. 00:15.319 --> 00:17.160 And beta-carotene too. You need to eat carrots. 00:17.240 --> 00:18.720 [Santi] "Avoid stressful situations." 00:18.800 --> 00:21.840 Oh. "Keep the phone away from your balls. Don't keep it in your pocket anymore." 00:21.920 --> 00:23.880 [huffs] Where do I put it, though? 00:23.959 --> 00:27.639 You guys realize how many millions or billions of healthy sperm we've wasted? 00:27.720 --> 00:28.880 -It's a shame. -[Pedro] Or not. 00:28.959 --> 00:31.360 Maybe I've been sterile my whole fucking life. 00:31.439 --> 00:33.680 All that money you could have saved on condoms. 00:33.760 --> 00:35.920 -"Abstain from sex to be a better man." -[laughing] 00:36.000 --> 00:37.920 "After two to five days without masturbating, 00:38.000 --> 00:39.840 the quality of semen improves." 00:39.920 --> 00:42.879 "And after seven days, testosterone levels increase by 45%." 00:42.960 --> 00:45.600 Oh, you're kidding. I'll save on the injections. Gotta pay for judo. 00:45.680 --> 00:48.280 But do you really think we can go that long without…? 00:48.360 --> 00:49.919 Not a week, but two days. 00:50.000 --> 00:52.120 [Santi] So, when did you last jerk off? 00:52.199 --> 00:53.040 What time is it? 00:53.640 --> 00:56.840 Come on, let's show some solidarity with Pedro. Who can last the longest? 00:56.919 --> 00:58.160 How do we decide who wins? 00:58.239 --> 00:59.879 Come on, man. We have to be honest. 00:59.959 --> 01:01.519 -[cell phone chimes] -We're here, Pedro. 01:04.000 --> 01:05.920 [Pedro chuckles] Hmm. What is that case? 01:06.000 --> 01:09.119 -It's an old phone. Used to be Álex's. -[laughing] 01:09.200 --> 01:11.080 [Paula] I assume you've deleted the video. 01:11.160 --> 01:12.840 Please just confirm that you've done it. 01:12.920 --> 01:13.960 [sighs] God. 01:15.080 --> 01:17.200 Yeah, yeah, Paula. Hi, uh… 01:17.280 --> 01:19.160 Yeah, don't worry. It's deleted, gone. 01:19.240 --> 01:21.479 It's all good. No problem. Problem solved. 01:21.560 --> 01:23.759 And, well, no trace of it anymore. 01:23.839 --> 01:26.119 Okay, well, kiss. Mm. Mm. See you later, ciao. 01:26.200 --> 01:27.960 -[beeps] -Why are you lying to her? 01:28.040 --> 01:30.520 So I can be at peace. She is obsessed with that goddamn video. 01:30.600 --> 01:34.240 Hey, if one of my exes had a video of me naked, I'd be freaking out. 01:34.320 --> 01:36.640 -Have you tried the geolocating feature? -Huh? 01:36.720 --> 01:39.320 Download "My iPhone" on another phone, and it'll locate it. 01:39.920 --> 01:42.880 How come you didn't tell me about this? Come on, unlock it. Unlock it now. 01:42.960 --> 01:44.640 Santiago, even my grandma knows that. 01:44.720 --> 01:46.720 -She’s still alive? -Oh, yeah. 01:46.800 --> 01:49.080 -Okay, what's the password? -[chuckles] 01:49.160 --> 01:50.559 [Santi] Uh… 01:51.559 --> 01:53.640 What the hell! Only two tries before lockout? 01:53.720 --> 01:55.440 Everything's stored on the cloud anyway. 01:55.520 --> 01:58.240 -Go into iCloud and erase the video. -[Santi] Okay, the cloud. Right. 01:58.320 --> 02:00.039 -The cloud. -Don't delete it, you dumbass. 02:00.119 --> 02:01.000 Shit, only one more. 02:01.080 --> 02:02.839 Why did you type the same password in again? 02:02.919 --> 02:05.240 -That's the right one. -It's obviously not. Are you dumb? 02:05.320 --> 02:07.320 Hey, wait, have they signed off on your project yet? 02:07.399 --> 02:11.440 No, 'cause they're held up on this stupid fucking clause or something. 02:11.519 --> 02:13.440 If they screw you over, that video is your weapon. 02:13.519 --> 02:14.519 Screw me over, why? 02:14.600 --> 02:16.400 Scorned women can be incredibly spiteful. 02:16.480 --> 02:18.400 How's she scorned? She's the one who left him. 02:18.480 --> 02:20.560 Don't enter the same one again. You'll get locked out. 02:20.640 --> 02:22.880 I'm gonna talk to Álex. She knows how to do these things. 02:22.959 --> 02:24.000 Move your leg, move. 02:24.640 --> 02:27.160 Santi, you listen to me now. Delete that video. 02:27.239 --> 02:28.640 Gotta save a copy. 02:28.720 --> 02:30.799 Leave me alone, all of you. Thank you. 02:30.880 --> 02:32.959 The mess he's gotten into 'cause of this consent stuff. 02:33.040 --> 02:36.000 So what's new with Luz? Is she having a kid with that geezer? 02:36.080 --> 02:37.880 Luz, a mother? I don't think so. 02:37.959 --> 02:39.519 I saw her coming out of the clinic. 02:39.600 --> 02:41.239 [Luis] Yeah, she's getting cleared out. 02:41.320 --> 02:42.560 Cleared out? 02:42.640 --> 02:45.799 She has something. I don't know. She's decided to remove her uterus. 02:47.080 --> 02:50.480 But I just remembered that Esther told me not to say anything related to that. 02:51.400 --> 02:52.400 Luz has cancer? 02:52.480 --> 02:54.560 No, no, not cancer. Not cancer, no. 02:55.560 --> 02:56.600 More of a precancer. 02:56.679 --> 02:57.600 Does that exist? 02:57.679 --> 02:59.160 No, you know what I mean, dude. 02:59.239 --> 03:00.840 Pedro, I took your phone. 03:00.920 --> 03:03.000 [grunts] God! 03:04.120 --> 03:05.120 [Raúl exhales] 03:05.200 --> 03:09.720 ALPHA MALES 03:12.959 --> 03:15.040 -[Esther] Luis is gay. -Again, Esther? 03:15.120 --> 03:16.519 It explains everything. 03:16.600 --> 03:18.720 -He's an unusually good father. -Is that gay? 03:18.799 --> 03:21.519 -He wants to open our marriage up. -That seems very hetero. 03:21.600 --> 03:23.200 Depends on who you're trying to fuck. 03:23.280 --> 03:25.320 He bought me an anal dildo knowing I wouldn't like it, 03:25.399 --> 03:26.280 so he could have it. 03:26.360 --> 03:27.920 Esther, you're just being paranoid. 03:28.000 --> 03:29.160 Paranoid? 03:29.920 --> 03:31.560 -Here. -What's this, huh? 03:31.640 --> 03:33.160 I found it in his jeans' pocket. 03:33.239 --> 03:34.640 What? "Jerk off with friends"? 03:34.720 --> 03:37.679 You still think I'm paranoid? I mean, because if it looks like a duck. 03:37.760 --> 03:39.480 It says here it's a club for straight dudes. 03:39.560 --> 03:42.160 Sure, like those chocolate doughnut boxes say, "No added sugar"? 03:42.239 --> 03:45.280 Maybe someone left it on his windshield, and he couldn't find a trash can. 03:45.359 --> 03:48.079 Luz, he's gay. My husband is gay! 03:48.160 --> 03:49.720 My life is falling apart, once again. 03:49.799 --> 03:52.200 -Just breathe. -Don't tell me to "just breathe." 03:52.280 --> 03:53.320 [sighs] 03:53.399 --> 03:55.600 Isn't this an aggravating circumstance for divorce? 03:55.679 --> 03:58.679 No, this doesn't prove anything. Hire a detective. 03:58.760 --> 04:00.720 How am I gonna hire a detective? 04:01.440 --> 04:03.560 -They charge a lot. -Just ask him, period. 04:03.640 --> 04:05.640 Yeah, right, so he can deny it all. 04:05.720 --> 04:08.880 [groans] How do I... how do I explain this to the kids though? 04:08.959 --> 04:10.560 -You're better off without kids. -Mm. 04:11.160 --> 04:13.160 Relax. I go to the hospital tomorrow for surgery. 04:13.239 --> 04:16.959 It's tomorrow? So you're not coming to the premiere of my one-act show? 04:17.039 --> 04:18.360 I don't think I'll make it. 04:18.440 --> 04:21.200 Can't you have the operation another day? That way, I can come with you. 04:21.279 --> 04:22.240 No, there's no need. 04:22.320 --> 04:24.720 -So you're going with your mother? -My mother? No, thank you. 04:24.800 --> 04:27.960 -Well, who's gonna be with you? -Esther, I don't need anyone. 04:29.160 --> 04:30.320 That really sounds great, huh? 04:30.400 --> 04:32.720 No kids, no tumors, no periods. 04:32.800 --> 04:35.000 [scoffs] You really know how to live. 04:35.920 --> 04:37.640 I wish we'd met each other sooner. 04:40.360 --> 04:42.560 Click on this thing that says "forgot my password." 04:42.640 --> 04:44.640 And then you'll get a link. What's your email? 04:44.720 --> 04:47.840 "IDontLikeSwissChard 'at' sign, yahoo.com." 04:49.880 --> 04:53.479 What? Everything else was taken. There are millions of Santiago Peraltas. 04:54.560 --> 04:55.680 Password? 04:55.760 --> 04:58.440 -For iCloud? I can't remember. -[clicks tongue] Your email password. 04:58.520 --> 05:00.200 Oh, okay. 05:00.280 --> 05:02.200 Um, God damn it. 05:02.720 --> 05:06.160 It's just that it was so long ago. [exhales] 05:06.240 --> 05:08.400 Do you know any of the passwords you've used? 05:08.919 --> 05:11.400 I saved all my passwords in the notes on my cell phone. 05:11.479 --> 05:13.280 Hmm. The one you lost? 05:13.840 --> 05:14.760 Mm-hmm. 05:14.840 --> 05:16.440 [sighs] I really can't with you. 05:16.520 --> 05:18.520 No, but there's... it's not a problem. 05:18.599 --> 05:21.560 No, because my email opens up automatically on my work computer. 05:21.640 --> 05:24.960 So tomorrow, when I get to the office, I'll calmly log into my iCloud, 05:25.039 --> 05:27.039 and I'll sort it all out. Hey. 05:27.120 --> 05:30.000 It can wait a few hours. No, that won't matter. 05:32.160 --> 05:33.039 [Luis] Hmm. 05:34.520 --> 05:37.039 Hmm. This meat tastes a little... it tastes a little bit sweeter. 05:37.120 --> 05:39.320 I should have used less onion. Hmm. 05:39.400 --> 05:41.479 Luis, where did you put that anal dildo? 05:41.560 --> 05:43.080 I hid it. Why do you want it? 05:43.160 --> 05:44.599 You hid it where? 05:44.680 --> 05:46.599 -In my nightstand. -In your nightstand? 05:46.680 --> 05:49.240 In the back drawer. Inside a cell phone box, to throw people off. 05:50.039 --> 05:51.000 Is it charged now? 05:51.080 --> 05:54.520 [laughs] What's up? You got a date with someone? Hmm? 05:55.240 --> 05:57.919 Didn't we agree not to tell each other about our external activities? 05:58.000 --> 05:59.320 Hmm, well, sorry. 05:59.400 --> 06:01.880 I'm surprised that you even asked about that thing. 06:01.960 --> 06:03.680 Since you didn't like it. 06:03.760 --> 06:07.320 That's the only rule we have. Not telling each other who we're sleeping with. 06:07.400 --> 06:09.120 What? Do we need more rules? 06:09.200 --> 06:10.960 No, I mean, for example, I don't know. 06:11.039 --> 06:15.080 Say, I came home one day and I were to tell you that I slept with a woman. 06:15.599 --> 06:18.039 -Would you be mad? -You slept with a woman, hon? 06:18.120 --> 06:20.280 It's an example, Luis. Would you be angry or not? 06:20.359 --> 06:23.280 Not me. That's what's good about open relationships. You didn't eat. 06:23.359 --> 06:25.280 You start wondering if I could be a lesbian? 06:25.359 --> 06:27.560 Look, lesbian, hetero-curious. 06:27.640 --> 06:31.200 Nowadays, all these sexual orientations. The lines are very blurred now. 06:32.320 --> 06:33.200 Yeah. 06:35.440 --> 06:37.320 [Patricia] No, you don't clean with this cloth. 06:37.400 --> 06:38.520 [Stefan] Yes, me know. 06:38.599 --> 06:40.640 [Patricia] No, you don't know. This is for glass. 06:40.720 --> 06:42.919 -Stefan cleans. -[Patricia] You're not cleaning anything. 06:43.000 --> 06:46.160 -This one. You clean with this one here. -[Stefan] Me know. Me know. 06:46.240 --> 06:49.440 [Patricia] You don't know how to clean. You don't clean with this one… 06:49.520 --> 06:51.039 [exhales] Negative. 06:51.120 --> 06:52.080 Covid or pregnancy? 06:52.799 --> 06:55.760 This is so stressful. I felt so nauseous this morning. 06:55.840 --> 06:57.640 It's probably better if we go to the clinic, 06:57.720 --> 06:59.479 and boom, they stick it right in there. 06:59.560 --> 07:01.680 My God. That's not very romantic though. 07:01.760 --> 07:03.960 Since when have you been a romantic guy? 07:04.039 --> 07:05.919 This artificial insemination, I don't like it. 07:06.000 --> 07:09.200 Come on. We can also freeze a few extra embryos just in case we want more later. 07:09.280 --> 07:12.680 I don't know why we can't just keep trying to do this naturally, hmm? 07:12.760 --> 07:14.160 Just give it a few more months. 07:14.239 --> 07:16.960 Few months? I don't wanna have this kind of stress, okay? 07:17.039 --> 07:19.120 You stop feeling like a woman, fall into a depression, 07:19.200 --> 07:21.200 and you lose your self-esteem. Forget it, nah. 07:21.280 --> 07:22.520 What if they mix up the embryos, 07:22.599 --> 07:24.880 and we have some kid that belongs to some hillbilly couple? 07:24.960 --> 07:26.599 [chuckles] No, no way. That won't happen. 07:26.680 --> 07:29.440 They're gonna use my best egg and your best sperm cell and… 07:29.520 --> 07:30.520 That's so unfair. 07:31.039 --> 07:32.120 Why is it unfair? 07:32.200 --> 07:34.080 What criteria do they use to choose the best one? 07:34.159 --> 07:35.440 I don't know, Pedro. They have-- 07:35.520 --> 07:38.479 The best one is the one that sprints through your vagina 07:38.560 --> 07:39.840 and travels through the uterus, 07:39.919 --> 07:42.039 then travels heroically up the fallopian tubes 07:42.120 --> 07:45.520 faster than the other 50 million little suckers who are in there too. 07:45.599 --> 07:48.159 That guy is my champion. The rest just die. 07:49.120 --> 07:50.680 Good old meritocracy. 07:50.760 --> 07:53.640 Why do guys have such a hard-on for competition? Never understood that. 07:53.719 --> 07:57.640 I want our child to be from the fruit of our love, not from a tube in a lab. 07:57.719 --> 07:58.799 Am I right, Patricia? 07:58.880 --> 08:01.159 Excuse me, sir. I wasn't listening. 08:01.239 --> 08:02.840 [scoffs] What a little liar. 08:02.919 --> 08:05.640 I'll book an appointment to learn our options. It doesn't cost a thing. 08:06.479 --> 08:09.440 And your champ won't have to fight through the hunger games. 08:09.520 --> 08:12.599 [both laugh] 08:17.760 --> 08:19.120 God damn it. [grunts] 08:20.880 --> 08:23.400 HERBAL SHOP 08:25.080 --> 08:26.479 -This, right? -[liquid sloshes] 08:29.919 --> 08:32.240 [gulps, coughs] 08:34.760 --> 08:35.720 [sighs] 08:38.640 --> 08:41.640 Yeah, but it's just that I want a fabric that's not too tight. 08:41.720 --> 08:42.840 That one? 08:44.280 --> 08:45.640 Yeah, this looks good. 08:50.280 --> 08:52.280 [panting] 09:00.920 --> 09:02.520 [watch beeps] 09:03.959 --> 09:05.000 [exhales] 09:11.840 --> 09:14.079 [panting] 09:16.560 --> 09:18.920 [gasps, coughs] 09:27.079 --> 09:28.199 Raúl, you okay? 09:28.280 --> 09:30.600 First time Lucía's walked past without you checking her out. 09:30.680 --> 09:32.480 Me? When have I ever looked? 09:33.079 --> 09:35.800 Really, I don't realize I'm doing it. My neck just turns on its own. 09:35.880 --> 09:37.320 What's going on with Luz? 09:37.400 --> 09:38.800 Is she marrying the old dude? 09:38.880 --> 09:41.160 She's having surgery and didn't call me. 09:41.240 --> 09:42.320 And why would she call you? 09:42.400 --> 09:44.199 Come on. Because I'm her friend, dude. 09:44.280 --> 09:46.640 You're her ex. That's the opposite of being friends. 09:47.240 --> 09:49.600 [exhales] Hey, man, later tonight, 09:49.680 --> 09:51.480 Victor and Pablo are celebrating their divorce. 09:52.280 --> 09:54.560 You should come. It'll be great. 09:54.640 --> 09:56.760 -All you guys ever do is party, huh? -[chuckles] 09:56.839 --> 09:58.199 What do we work for? 10:02.560 --> 10:07.000 -It's Sparky, my first dog, 25, 3, 79. -[typing] 10:07.079 --> 10:08.839 -[ding] -That's not it either! 10:08.920 --> 10:11.920 How many attempts have you made? It'll lock you out after ten tries. 10:12.000 --> 10:14.760 Ah, seven or eight. I can only get one more incorrect. 10:14.839 --> 10:17.320 I'm going out. I'm meeting up with body number 11. 10:17.400 --> 10:18.480 Mom, it was only ten. 10:18.560 --> 10:20.480 I'm still not over this piece of shit. 10:20.560 --> 10:24.160 Ah. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 10:24.240 --> 10:26.640 -What did you say? -A tongue twister my grandma used to say. 10:26.720 --> 10:29.040 -Which is a sick password, but-- -[laptop dings] 10:29.120 --> 10:30.160 Or maybe it isn't. 10:30.240 --> 10:31.360 Santiago, stop it already. 10:31.440 --> 10:33.360 That's it. I'll go to the office for a minute. 10:33.440 --> 10:34.280 [Álex] Right now? 10:34.360 --> 10:36.600 Yes, they've locked my account or something. 10:36.680 --> 10:38.199 I don't know. It doesn't make sense. 10:38.280 --> 10:40.400 -[Álex] What do you have on that phone? -Huh? 10:41.400 --> 10:42.680 That you're trying to delete? 10:44.480 --> 10:47.280 Álex, respect my privacy, hmm? 10:52.760 --> 10:55.440 -Nacho, you're here late, huh? -[Nacho] What's up, Santi? 10:55.520 --> 10:58.560 Oh, well, they wanted me to make some changes at six o'clock in the evening. 10:58.640 --> 11:01.120 Yeah, no, I... what... what a lack of… 11:01.199 --> 11:04.480 We have to work at such a frenetic pace, right? It's cray-cray. 11:04.560 --> 11:06.480 [sighs] 11:06.560 --> 11:07.880 UBIZKUO ARCHITECTURE STUDIO 11:09.400 --> 11:10.880 [typing] 11:11.959 --> 11:14.440 WELCOME BACK, SANTIAGO 11:18.600 --> 11:19.440 [exhales] 11:21.760 --> 11:22.760 [mouse clicks] 11:22.839 --> 11:23.719 1 DOWNLOADED ITEM 11:23.800 --> 11:24.959 [exhales] 11:27.400 --> 11:28.959 He's an amazing dude. He's the man… 11:29.040 --> 11:30.360 -[Paula] All right… -[Santi] Uh. 11:31.120 --> 11:32.040 Uh… 11:38.920 --> 11:41.719 -[Raúl] Gotta save a copy. -[Paula] I assume you deleted the video. 11:41.800 --> 11:44.839 -[Pedro] Listen to me. Delete that video. -[Raúl] Don't delete it, you dumbass. 11:44.920 --> 11:46.640 [Paula] Can you just confirm you've done it? 11:46.719 --> 11:48.680 -[Pedro] Santi, listen. -[Paula] Delete that video. 11:48.760 --> 11:50.760 [Raúl] If they screw you, that video's your weapon. 11:54.040 --> 11:54.880 [exhales] 11:57.520 --> 11:58.520 [exhales] 11:58.760 --> 12:00.320 USB DEVICE CONNECTED 12:01.400 --> 12:02.240 SAVE A COPY 12:02.320 --> 12:05.680 SAVING COPY IN NETWORK DOWNLOADS 12:09.000 --> 12:10.400 [exhales] 12:12.959 --> 12:13.880 RECYCLE BIN 12:13.959 --> 12:14.800 [mouse clicks] 12:14.880 --> 12:16.560 [inhales] Okay. All good. 12:16.640 --> 12:19.120 -[clears throat] All done. Mm-hmm. -You finished already, dude? 12:19.199 --> 12:21.920 Yes, nothing. It was, um, just a small revision. 12:22.000 --> 12:24.800 It's the position of a drip edge. I was worried, but somehow it's done. 12:24.880 --> 12:27.920 -All right, bye, bye. Keep it up. -[Nacho] All right, see you later. 12:29.000 --> 12:29.839 [chimes] 12:29.920 --> 12:31.199 NEW ITEM 12:31.280 --> 12:32.240 [mouse clicks] 12:32.320 --> 12:34.760 -[Santi] He's amazing. He's the man. Uh-- -All right. 12:36.040 --> 12:37.959 Hello, I'm Paula Villar. I'm extremely horny. 12:38.040 --> 12:40.400 -And I wanna fuck this guy right here. -Here we go. 12:40.480 --> 12:41.520 Say hello. 12:41.599 --> 12:43.040 Hello. Hey, there, hello. 12:43.120 --> 12:44.760 -Consenting? -Yes. 12:44.839 --> 12:46.640 -Yes, I consent too. -Yeah? Me too. Yep. 12:46.719 --> 12:50.160 I'm gonna show you that I'm not drunk with this certified breathalyzer here. 12:50.240 --> 12:52.360 -[TV playing] -[yawns] Mm. 12:52.440 --> 12:54.520 -[Pedro] Hello. -Hello. 12:54.599 --> 12:57.560 Wow. What are you doing with that fag-bag? 12:59.000 --> 13:01.959 Now, "fag-bag" is an outdated homophobic term, you know. 13:02.040 --> 13:04.640 My fault. What are you doing with that handbag for men? 13:04.719 --> 13:07.160 It's for my cell. It's more comfortable. You don't like it? 13:07.240 --> 13:09.280 You look like an old lady at the market. 13:09.360 --> 13:11.120 [laughs] 13:11.199 --> 13:13.199 Hey, get over here. Give me some attention. 13:13.280 --> 13:14.599 [Pedro sighs, grunts] 13:14.680 --> 13:16.760 Are you okay? You're looking a little stressed out. 13:16.839 --> 13:18.560 -No, I'm fine. Normal. Why? -Hmm? 13:20.120 --> 13:21.680 Give me a massage and I'll forgive you. 13:28.079 --> 13:29.000 Mm. 13:29.079 --> 13:31.480 -Wanna open up a wine bottle? Patri! -No. No alcohol. 13:31.560 --> 13:33.040 No, I bought some grape juice. 13:33.120 --> 13:35.199 -Grape juice? -It has tons of antioxidants. 13:35.280 --> 13:36.760 Mm. Yeah, and sugar. 13:37.360 --> 13:39.760 -God. -Why are you two still talking down here? 13:39.839 --> 13:41.760 Why don't you go on up to bed now? 13:45.240 --> 13:46.959 "Why don't you go on up to bed now?" 13:47.040 --> 13:49.320 [scoffs] We really have to establish some boundaries. 13:49.400 --> 13:51.199 Poor thing. She's just really excited. 13:51.280 --> 13:54.520 I don't know. I'm beginning to feel the pressure from everybody. 13:55.440 --> 13:57.400 -[sighs] -Why are you putting your pajamas on, hon? 13:57.480 --> 14:00.480 Honey, we have to allow between two to five days 14:00.560 --> 14:03.719 of abstinence so that my sperm cells can regain their strength. 14:03.800 --> 14:06.240 Uh, "if you have sexual intercourse daily 14:06.320 --> 14:10.000 starting from day 13 of the cycle, the chances of fertilization improve." 14:10.079 --> 14:13.280 No, no. It has been proven that it reduces the number of sperm-- 14:13.360 --> 14:17.760 "An ever-increasing number of studies recommend daily sexual intercourse, 14:17.839 --> 14:20.719 because frequent ejaculation increases the quality of the sperm 14:20.800 --> 14:22.640 by reducing the damage in its DNA." 14:22.719 --> 14:25.040 God damn it. I wish they'd just make up their mind. 14:25.120 --> 14:27.719 Tomorrow, they can answer our questions. We have an appointment. 14:27.800 --> 14:30.640 What? Tomorrow? It's the first day of filming for our pilot though. 14:30.719 --> 14:34.280 Pedro, darling, you are the CEO. Don't tell me you can't dip for an hour. 14:35.199 --> 14:36.360 Okay, I'll move things around, 14:36.439 --> 14:39.120 but spending all this money on something that we could do for free. 14:39.199 --> 14:41.920 Hmm. By the way, "fag-bag" is listed here. 14:42.000 --> 14:44.199 It's in the Urban Dictionary of slang. 14:44.280 --> 14:47.360 "Feminine noun, colloquial, purse made for men." 14:47.439 --> 14:48.880 [Pedro] Well, they should remove it. 14:48.959 --> 14:51.280 I'm gonna start a petition on change.org. 14:52.120 --> 14:54.560 You're driving me crazy with this inclusivity. 14:55.599 --> 14:58.280 Bathed and in bed at 9:28. 14:58.360 --> 15:01.079 Ulises asked me to explain what cunnilingus is. 15:01.160 --> 15:03.920 I told him it was too late and that you'd explain it to him tomorrow. 15:04.000 --> 15:05.599 -Cunnilingus? -[Luis] He's obsessed. 15:05.680 --> 15:07.560 I don't remember being like that. 15:07.640 --> 15:08.839 Come on, I feel like doing it. 15:08.920 --> 15:10.160 -Doing what? -A bit of oral. 15:10.240 --> 15:12.760 -And then a little penetration. Let's go. -Right now? 15:12.839 --> 15:14.839 No, actually 5:00 a.m. is better. 15:17.000 --> 15:18.160 Okay. Mm. 15:18.240 --> 15:19.760 [shouting] Oh my God. It's so good! 15:19.839 --> 15:21.920 -We gotta do this more often. -Shh! They'll hear. 15:22.000 --> 15:23.520 [muffled moaning] 15:26.839 --> 15:29.280 I can't breathe, damn it! [shouts] 15:29.360 --> 15:31.360 [panting] 15:31.439 --> 15:33.439 [Luis grunts] 15:33.959 --> 15:35.479 [laughs] 15:36.640 --> 15:37.479 Yeah? 15:37.560 --> 15:39.160 -Hmm. -Did you? 15:39.240 --> 15:40.120 Uh, what? 15:40.199 --> 15:42.520 -You didn't, did you? -Oh, God, it doesn't matter. 15:42.599 --> 15:43.959 You always come during sex. 15:44.040 --> 15:45.439 -Well, not today. -And why not? 15:45.520 --> 15:47.079 But I really enjoyed it. Don't worry. 15:47.160 --> 15:48.199 Luis. 15:49.800 --> 15:51.199 All right, it's just, uh, 15:52.839 --> 15:54.400 I made a pact with the guys. 15:55.319 --> 15:56.520 What pact? 15:56.599 --> 15:59.959 And apparently, abstinence can augment your testosterone levels naturally 16:00.040 --> 16:01.199 and other bullshit like that. 16:01.280 --> 16:03.520 Oh, poor thing. I'm beginning to feel sorry for the guy. 16:03.599 --> 16:04.920 He must be all out of excuses. 16:05.000 --> 16:06.160 I've got him cornered now. 16:06.240 --> 16:08.040 But why don't you just ask him directly? 16:08.120 --> 16:09.199 He's never gonna fess up. 16:09.280 --> 16:10.959 I need more evidence. 16:11.040 --> 16:11.920 More? 16:12.479 --> 16:13.920 [dance music playing] 16:14.000 --> 16:15.319 -Another drink? -No. Thanks. 16:16.479 --> 16:19.959 Hey, how's it going? You're cute. 16:21.760 --> 16:24.040 Raúl, are you okay? 16:24.120 --> 16:27.040 Yeah, yeah, good. Just leave me alone for a bit, okay? 16:27.120 --> 16:28.880 You got one charming personality, dude. 16:30.640 --> 16:32.079 [laughs] 16:32.560 --> 16:33.839 [sighs] 16:37.640 --> 16:40.800 Hello. I'm Rafa, a friend of Pablo's. 16:40.880 --> 16:42.959 Raúl, I'm Diego's straight friend. 16:43.040 --> 16:44.120 Hey, I'm straight too. 16:44.199 --> 16:47.520 Well, you be careful 'round here. Can't go saying "hi" to just anyone. 16:47.599 --> 16:49.400 [laughing] 16:49.479 --> 16:50.319 You're here alone? 16:51.719 --> 16:53.680 Very alone. Going to the bathroom. 17:03.120 --> 17:04.119 [splutters] 17:04.639 --> 17:05.800 [exhales] 17:06.800 --> 17:07.720 [exhales] 17:08.639 --> 17:10.200 Hey, Rafa. [chuckles] 17:11.720 --> 17:13.079 What are you doing? 17:14.599 --> 17:16.319 What are you doing down there? 17:16.960 --> 17:18.359 [zipper unzips] 17:18.440 --> 17:20.480 [classical music playing] 17:22.520 --> 17:25.200 [slurps, gulps] 17:30.880 --> 17:33.480 [gasps] I've forgotten all my lines. I don't remember anything. 17:33.560 --> 17:35.520 How am I gonna do the show like this? 17:35.600 --> 17:37.560 You're okay. It's just your nerves. 17:37.640 --> 17:39.440 Why did I get into this? Not even getting paid. 17:39.520 --> 17:41.320 And on top of it, I had to buy my own costume. 17:41.399 --> 17:43.720 It's your dream, Mommy. You have to fight for it. 17:43.800 --> 17:46.520 -Oh, yeah. -"It's your dream. You have to fight." 17:46.600 --> 17:48.080 Stop making fun of your sister. 17:48.159 --> 17:49.919 I'm gonna be late. Take the kids to school? 17:50.000 --> 17:51.200 Isn't it your turn today? 17:51.280 --> 17:54.600 Kiddos, I'm so touched that you're both coming to see me. 17:54.680 --> 17:55.640 I have judo. 17:55.720 --> 17:56.840 Not today. 17:57.360 --> 17:58.840 Uh… [exhales] 18:02.440 --> 18:04.399 -[door closes] -This afternoon, if you don't like-- 18:04.480 --> 18:05.399 Listen to me. 18:05.919 --> 18:08.960 This afternoon, if you don't like Mom's play, you go ahead and tell her. 18:09.040 --> 18:09.919 It'll be good for her. 18:10.000 --> 18:12.480 -I thought it was wrong to criticize. -Lying is even worse. 18:12.560 --> 18:15.600 Oh, jeez. I don't know. Growing up is really hard. 18:15.680 --> 18:17.399 Mm. You have no idea. 18:19.040 --> 18:21.040 DRIVER'S LICENSE TEST CENTER 18:22.919 --> 18:23.840 Are you nervous? 18:23.919 --> 18:24.880 Yeah, a little bit. 18:24.960 --> 18:26.080 That's good. 18:29.640 --> 18:31.320 [man grunts, sighs] 18:31.399 --> 18:35.000 Morning, ladies. Start the car and drive onto the main road. 18:35.919 --> 18:37.919 [engine turns over] 18:48.399 --> 18:49.640 -[horns honking] -[tires screech] 18:49.720 --> 18:50.760 [Esther] Oh! 18:52.520 --> 18:53.520 Park the car. 18:53.600 --> 18:54.960 Hey, now, what the fuck? 18:55.040 --> 18:57.040 -You didn't give me a signal. -You didn't look first. 18:57.120 --> 18:58.880 -I did look. -No, you didn't look. 19:00.000 --> 19:02.320 Well, that's it. You're gonna have to pay for the test again. 19:02.399 --> 19:03.960 No, not me. My dad will. 19:07.000 --> 19:08.720 Oh. Good morning, Isabel. 19:08.800 --> 19:10.800 [employees chattering, laughing] 19:11.960 --> 19:13.640 [Mónica] Yeah, I mean, can you believe this? 19:13.720 --> 19:15.800 The other day he kept asking me about her. 19:15.880 --> 19:18.000 -[Santi] What you looking at? -Had already done it. 19:19.840 --> 19:22.679 Well, what's up? You know I'm always down for a good laugh too. 19:23.600 --> 19:25.960 You're quite the mean little bastard. 19:26.720 --> 19:28.080 Who? Me, why? 19:31.280 --> 19:34.880 -Hello, I'm Paula Villar… -Oh! Shh! Sh-- shh! Come here. 19:36.520 --> 19:37.640 Where did you get this video? 19:37.720 --> 19:40.320 Come on, are you kidding? I'm sure it was you. 19:40.399 --> 19:43.520 You uploaded it to a shared folder. And now the whole company's seen it. 19:43.600 --> 19:44.800 [Román] Santiago! 19:44.880 --> 19:48.200 [gasps] Yes, Román? 19:49.640 --> 19:51.600 [panting] 19:51.679 --> 19:52.840 Román, you're gonna laugh. 19:52.919 --> 19:55.399 [chuckles] Uh, Paula, so great that you're here. 19:55.480 --> 19:58.080 Your ex was right. You're a petty and vengeful piece of shit. 19:58.159 --> 20:00.880 -No, honestly, it-- I didn't-- -[Román] Honey, leave him to me. 20:00.960 --> 20:02.040 All right, you. Sit down. 20:02.120 --> 20:03.440 It was just a technological error. 20:03.520 --> 20:05.240 Honestly, I swear that I deleted that video. 20:05.320 --> 20:07.000 It must've been some kind of virus. 20:07.080 --> 20:08.240 Now just so I'm clear. 20:08.320 --> 20:10.840 You pull strings to get a job. You seduce my daughter. 20:10.919 --> 20:12.800 When she leaves you, you publicly humiliate her 20:12.880 --> 20:16.040 by leaking a video of her offering up her services like a prostitute. 20:16.120 --> 20:17.399 Dad, come on. 20:18.520 --> 20:19.679 Do you have something to say? 20:19.760 --> 20:21.520 -[Santi gasps] -[Román] Huh? 20:21.600 --> 20:22.880 Anything to say before I tell you 20:22.960 --> 20:25.320 and your shitty deconstructed offices to fuck off? 20:29.840 --> 20:30.960 I think I'm a woman. 20:33.960 --> 20:34.800 You what? 20:35.880 --> 20:39.040 Yes, I'm going through a hard time. 20:39.120 --> 20:41.840 And that's why I'm acting so strange, because… 20:41.919 --> 20:44.480 because I feel so lost and… 20:45.200 --> 20:47.840 [sighs] Well, you'll understand since you're gay. 20:50.399 --> 20:52.840 [Román inhales, snorts] 20:57.760 --> 20:58.720 [exhales] 21:00.560 --> 21:01.440 [grunts] 21:03.120 --> 21:04.800 -[exhales] -How's it going? 21:05.399 --> 21:08.880 -Uh, first, I need some coffee. -Who's this Rafa guy? Tell me, please. 21:08.960 --> 21:11.280 Um, nothing. This annoying guy from last night. 21:11.360 --> 21:13.480 Well, he brought you home last night. 21:13.560 --> 21:15.919 -What? No, I didn't. No… -[cell phone ringing] 21:16.000 --> 21:18.280 Shh! Phone, phone. 21:28.640 --> 21:31.040 Hey, why do I have this guy's number saved on my phone? 21:31.120 --> 21:33.240 He put it in there, and then he put you to bed. 21:34.520 --> 21:35.800 He put me to bed? 21:35.880 --> 21:38.240 -You puked all over his car. -[phone chimes] 21:41.000 --> 21:43.600 "Hey, gorgeous. Pick you up at two." 21:43.679 --> 21:45.040 Sure, you're meeting for lunch. 21:45.120 --> 21:47.600 You told him that you knew a nice joint in the mountains. 21:47.679 --> 21:49.320 I'm gonna block this guy now. [grunts] 21:49.399 --> 21:52.040 Poor little dude. He was really excited about it. 21:52.120 --> 21:53.800 What do you mean, excited? 21:53.880 --> 21:56.560 Nothing happened, not at all. I got a… 21:56.640 --> 21:59.280 But you guys do that a lot without swapping phone numbers, right? 21:59.360 --> 22:03.080 Hey, Raúl, have you heard about the concept of "emotional responsibility"? 22:03.159 --> 22:04.480 Diego, I'm straight, dude. 22:04.560 --> 22:06.760 Sure, sure. And him too. 22:07.360 --> 22:08.360 [Raúl exhales] 22:15.399 --> 22:16.439 -Hello. -Hello. 22:16.520 --> 22:18.600 Luz Ferreiro. I have surgery with Dr. Lahoz. 22:19.960 --> 22:21.679 Yes, here you are. 22:21.760 --> 22:23.679 Name and phone number of your companion. 22:23.760 --> 22:25.080 No, I came alone. 22:25.159 --> 22:27.720 Oh, well, I need a contact number. 22:27.800 --> 22:28.640 What for? 22:28.720 --> 22:30.360 We always notify them after surgery. 22:31.280 --> 22:32.880 No, you don't need to inform anyone. 22:32.960 --> 22:34.640 It's just protocol at our clinic. 22:34.720 --> 22:36.800 It can be a family member or a friend. 22:36.880 --> 22:38.679 Is my manager's number okay? 22:42.560 --> 22:43.399 [nurse] Come in. 22:45.760 --> 22:49.520 There's a gown and cap for you, okay? Get changed. Someone will get you shortly. 22:49.600 --> 22:50.640 Thanks. 22:50.720 --> 22:53.159 -You haven't eaten today, right? -No, no. 22:53.240 --> 22:56.439 Good. Oh, the opening of the gown's at the back. 22:57.200 --> 22:58.080 Okay. 23:12.840 --> 23:14.679 [sighs] 23:18.960 --> 23:21.679 [doctor] Well, in your case, as you have no infertility issues 23:21.760 --> 23:23.960 and you're still relatively young. 23:24.040 --> 23:25.320 -Mm, well, thanks. -[laughing] 23:25.399 --> 23:28.520 This could be a relatively quick process, as soon as we have all the test results. 23:28.600 --> 23:31.560 During your next menstrual period, that's when we can start the stimulation. 23:31.640 --> 23:34.360 -Oh, no, but we've done the tests already. -Ah! [groans] 23:34.960 --> 23:36.800 I forgot to download the app before. 23:36.880 --> 23:39.640 -You forgot? No way. -Well, I've been trying not to use paper. 23:39.720 --> 23:42.679 Don't worry. In fact, we can repeat all the tests here. 23:42.760 --> 23:44.880 As a matter of fact, we can collect your sample now. 23:44.960 --> 23:46.679 -Oh. -[Pedro grunts] 23:46.760 --> 23:48.880 [doctor] How long since you've last ejaculated? 23:49.399 --> 23:50.280 Well… 23:50.360 --> 23:53.000 -Well, the day before yesterday. -Right, the day before yesterday. 23:53.080 --> 23:53.919 [doctor] Perfect. 23:57.520 --> 23:58.439 [Daniela] Mm. 24:00.880 --> 24:03.080 The only problem is I ate a big breakfast, so I… 24:03.159 --> 24:04.320 I'll help you, baby. 24:04.399 --> 24:06.679 No, no, he has to go make the deposit alone. 24:06.760 --> 24:08.000 -Oh. [laughing] -Come on. 24:08.080 --> 24:12.240 -[laughs] No. -No, there won't be a problem. [laughs] 24:14.040 --> 24:16.000 And this is where we collect the samples. 24:16.080 --> 24:19.200 We've tried to put together a seductive space. 24:19.280 --> 24:20.240 [clicks] 24:20.320 --> 24:22.800 A high degree of sexual arousal improves the quality of semen. 24:22.880 --> 24:26.159 I have some magazines over here, and the videos you need are over there. 24:26.240 --> 24:28.159 We also have artificial vaginas or mouths, 24:28.240 --> 24:30.520 or if you prefer, there's a virtual reality headset. 24:30.600 --> 24:31.679 No, I don't need it. Thanks. 24:31.760 --> 24:34.840 And I recommend that you wash your penis with soap and water. 24:34.919 --> 24:36.560 -Great. -[nurse] Very important. 24:36.640 --> 24:39.679 Remember to deposit the entire thing in the container. 24:39.760 --> 24:41.120 -Any questions? -No. 24:41.200 --> 24:44.040 Okay, well, when you've finished, let me know. 24:44.120 --> 24:45.480 -That sounds good. -[nurse] No rush. 24:45.560 --> 24:48.679 -A better sexual arousal… -Improves the quality of the semen. 24:48.760 --> 24:52.000 -Exactly. -[breathing shakily] 24:52.080 --> 24:54.080 [slow-tempo music playing] 24:59.840 --> 25:00.760 -[line rings] -[exhales] 25:00.840 --> 25:01.840 LIL BROS ON THE PRAIRIE 25:03.080 --> 25:04.120 Where are you at? 25:04.200 --> 25:06.040 At a clinic with Daniela. 25:06.120 --> 25:08.880 [laughing] Ah, so you've lost the bet then. 25:09.399 --> 25:10.560 You're in a clinic now? 25:10.640 --> 25:12.520 [Raúl] And why did you call then, for motivation? 25:12.600 --> 25:14.240 I've had less than 24 hours of abstinence, 25:14.320 --> 25:16.159 so my semen is still gonna be fucking shit. 25:16.240 --> 25:18.120 Tell them you couldn't do it. You just froze up. 25:18.199 --> 25:19.960 As if I'm gonna say that. Stop fucking around. 25:20.040 --> 25:22.480 Okay, let's think about it. What's more humiliating? 25:22.560 --> 25:24.679 To be sterile or to be impotent? Hmm? 25:27.280 --> 25:28.800 [doctor, Daniela laugh] 25:34.840 --> 25:35.960 I couldn't do it. 25:36.040 --> 25:36.960 Oh, my love. 25:37.040 --> 25:39.000 I couldn't concentrate in there. 25:39.520 --> 25:40.880 There's so much paraphernalia. 25:40.960 --> 25:42.439 -[Daniela] Mm-hmm -Just froze up. 25:42.520 --> 25:44.240 Don't worry. It happens to everyone. 25:44.320 --> 25:46.439 You can bring the sample from home instead. 25:47.640 --> 25:51.360 Uh, isn't it too far though? I don't know if it'd break the cold chain. 25:51.439 --> 25:52.520 -No. -Or the heat chain. 25:52.600 --> 25:54.960 -[laughs] No, no. -[mutters] 26:01.840 --> 26:02.800 [Rafa] Hello. 26:03.360 --> 26:04.560 Hey, Rafa. 26:05.360 --> 26:07.399 Oh… a beer for my friend here. 26:11.720 --> 26:13.159 Did you sleep well? 26:13.240 --> 26:15.159 All right, Rafa, listen up. 26:15.240 --> 26:19.320 I was in a pretty bad place last night at the bar, and you caught me off guard, 26:19.399 --> 26:22.880 so you're probably imagining things are different than they really are. 26:22.960 --> 26:24.720 -What we did in that bathroom? -[shushing] 26:24.800 --> 26:27.439 You liked it, didn't you? I think you liked it a lot. 26:27.520 --> 26:30.760 That's all irrelevant now. The thing is that I'm heterosexual. 26:30.840 --> 26:32.760 -Yeah, and so am I. -No, you're not really. 26:32.840 --> 26:35.080 I'm so heterosexual that I had to take a course 26:35.159 --> 26:37.399 so I could have my masculinity deconstructed. 26:37.480 --> 26:39.880 -You said some sweet things. -Oh, stop going around in circles. 26:39.960 --> 26:41.640 You gave me a good night kiss. 26:42.560 --> 26:43.560 Did you spike my beer? 26:43.640 --> 26:45.199 [both] What are you saying? 26:45.280 --> 26:47.600 I don't remember you complaining while I was sucking you off. 26:48.120 --> 26:49.560 Thanks, gorgeous. 26:49.640 --> 26:51.080 I don't want any issues. 26:51.640 --> 26:53.640 Just tell me if you're serious about meeting me. 26:53.720 --> 26:55.560 I didn't say any of that. 26:55.640 --> 26:58.080 I gotta be organized. I have two kids and a great wife, 26:58.159 --> 27:00.159 but you really turn me on. 27:02.000 --> 27:02.960 I'm a bottom. 27:03.040 --> 27:04.280 Look, you cocksu-- 27:06.560 --> 27:09.240 [splutters] Gonna head home now. I think I should head out. 27:09.320 --> 27:11.840 -Raúl. -No, no, no, no. Shh! No! 27:11.919 --> 27:13.240 -Do I call you? -[Raúl] No! 27:21.240 --> 27:24.600 And who doesn't suffer in this unbearable and infected world? 27:24.679 --> 27:26.760 Oh, damn conscience of mine! 27:26.840 --> 27:30.399 [gasps] And who is capable of setting foot on the street 27:31.040 --> 27:33.520 without feeling a mixture of disgust 27:33.600 --> 27:36.240 and sorrow and pity? [gasps] 27:36.320 --> 27:40.360 And would you, confronted with that swarming horde 27:40.439 --> 27:44.360 of faceless forms, so lifeless and so amorphous? 27:45.560 --> 27:46.560 I would not. 27:47.640 --> 27:49.800 I would spit on them all. [spits] 27:50.640 --> 27:52.240 In an instant, I'd strike their faces 27:52.320 --> 27:56.120 to jolt them from the deathly lethargy in which they're living. [gasps] 27:56.199 --> 27:57.199 Did I say "living"? 27:58.560 --> 27:59.520 Dying. 28:00.560 --> 28:02.320 Dying! [gasps] 28:05.840 --> 28:07.000 [mutters] 28:16.679 --> 28:18.399 -[Luis] In the police academy. -[laughing] 28:18.480 --> 28:20.320 -Ah, it was a classic play. -Mommy! 28:20.399 --> 28:23.120 -[laughing] Oh! Did you like the show? -You were awesome, Mom. 28:23.199 --> 28:26.080 -[Iris] It was like you were someone else. -Wow, that's so sweet of you. 28:26.159 --> 28:28.399 -I thought it was a bit too long. -It was only 12 minutes. 28:28.480 --> 28:29.320 That short? 28:29.399 --> 28:32.120 -Mommy, I wanna be an actress. -Me too! 28:32.199 --> 28:34.240 Of course, just like the Bardems. A family of actors. 28:34.320 --> 28:38.280 Wait, you wanted to be an astronaut, and you a vet, which I thought was great. 28:38.360 --> 28:40.080 -Let it go. -Look what you've done, Esther. 28:40.159 --> 28:43.159 Let's cut the complaining and head home. Hey, I'll see you later, okay? 28:43.240 --> 28:44.560 -Come on. -I'm playing paddle. 28:44.639 --> 28:46.720 What? But it's already 8:30. 28:46.800 --> 28:48.959 Then tell me when I can play, Esther. Hmm? 28:57.720 --> 28:58.679 This way, yes. 29:00.720 --> 29:02.600 What do you mean, you feel like a woman? 29:02.679 --> 29:04.360 It was the first thing that came to my mind. 29:04.439 --> 29:08.080 I didn't know. Then I pretended to come down with a sudden vertigo and ran out. 29:08.159 --> 29:11.360 -So, you feel like a woman? -As if I'd identify as a woman. 29:11.439 --> 29:12.800 -Look at me, dude. -[exhales] 29:12.879 --> 29:14.679 Oh, by the way, this is all your fault, huh? 29:14.760 --> 29:16.000 It was meant for Pedro. 29:16.080 --> 29:18.560 -Yeah. -It is more believable coming from you. 29:18.639 --> 29:21.240 So why'd you do it? Didn't you say it was trivializing? 29:21.320 --> 29:23.840 How did it feel being in line for unemployment? Great, right? 29:23.919 --> 29:26.080 Blame it on the course, dude. You got the diploma. 29:26.159 --> 29:30.120 [scoffs] But you'll have to get psychologists and experts and all that. 29:30.199 --> 29:31.159 That's transphobic. 29:31.840 --> 29:34.720 Then what happened? I mean, you told your boss, so now what? 29:34.800 --> 29:36.040 I didn't get fired or anything. 29:36.720 --> 29:38.439 I'll go back to work tomorrow, like normal. 29:38.520 --> 29:41.919 No, not like normal, no. Put on some earrings or a wig, dude. 29:42.000 --> 29:44.199 They won't fire you. They don't have the balls. 29:44.280 --> 29:46.280 Companies don't wanna get in trouble. 29:46.360 --> 29:48.560 [Luis] Santiaga, you're getting yourself into a mess. 29:48.639 --> 29:52.159 Well, sounds like our friend is trans. We really are an inclusive group now. 29:52.879 --> 29:54.399 Fucking poodle shit. 29:55.000 --> 29:57.199 Hey, it's five past. Time to leave, okay? 30:22.199 --> 30:23.439 [exhales] 30:24.720 --> 30:25.560 Hello. 30:26.800 --> 30:27.959 Why'd you come here? 30:28.040 --> 30:29.840 In case you wanted me to get you water. 30:29.919 --> 30:31.000 Or 30:32.720 --> 30:35.000 these chocolate puff pastries I brought you. 30:35.080 --> 30:36.480 Delicious. 30:36.560 --> 30:38.280 [gasps] Thank you. 30:42.560 --> 30:44.199 [knock on door] 30:45.919 --> 30:47.199 Can I come in? 30:47.879 --> 30:49.399 -Hey. -[Esther] What's he doing here? 30:49.480 --> 30:52.040 A little bird told me about the operation. 30:52.120 --> 30:55.080 I've had enough of that little bird. Wanna go get coffee? 30:55.159 --> 30:56.879 Coffee at night? No. 30:56.959 --> 30:59.360 [chuckles] She wants you to leave us alone. 30:59.439 --> 31:01.000 She could just say that. 31:01.760 --> 31:02.679 [kisses] 31:03.360 --> 31:05.320 Here you go. Flowers! 31:05.399 --> 31:09.240 [chuckles] It's all they had in the hospital store. 31:09.879 --> 31:12.800 Uh, hey, your kids are waiting out here. 31:12.879 --> 31:14.240 Oh, right, the kids. 31:14.320 --> 31:15.560 -[chuckles] -Brought your kids? 31:15.639 --> 31:17.280 They really wanted to come see you here. 31:17.360 --> 31:19.600 -And I'm gonna leave them with you. -[video game chiming] 31:19.679 --> 31:22.240 -[game voice] You've scored 200 points… -What now? 31:23.560 --> 31:26.600 Apparently, there's a party tonight hosted by the club for gays. 31:26.679 --> 31:28.240 'Cause he told me he was playing paddle. 31:28.320 --> 31:30.560 He made that up so he could go to that circle-jerk party. 31:30.639 --> 31:33.480 But then if... if Raúl's here. He's such an idiot. 31:33.560 --> 31:35.720 I have to catch him in the act. I'm gonna go crazy. 31:35.800 --> 31:38.000 No, but, Esther, you can't leave your kids here. 31:38.080 --> 31:41.320 And once Iris's battery runs out, she'll take great care of you. 31:41.399 --> 31:44.639 What time will you be back? Esther! [groans] 31:44.720 --> 31:46.840 [bed whirring] 31:46.919 --> 31:50.719 Uh, honey, could you not move the bed? Thank you. 31:51.280 --> 31:53.600 -[game voice] Better luck next time! -[exhales] 31:59.480 --> 32:00.439 Oh my God. 32:03.280 --> 32:04.560 [exhales] 32:11.719 --> 32:14.240 No, no, no. I just really have to pee, huh? 32:15.280 --> 32:17.480 -Oh, fuck. [clicks tongue] -[door closes] 32:21.919 --> 32:24.959 Excuse me. Look, would you mind checking to see if this guy's in there? 32:25.040 --> 32:28.320 Come on, thanks, huh. [huffs] 32:36.000 --> 32:37.159 -[man exhales] -Hey! 32:37.240 --> 32:38.760 Listen. Did you see this guy in there? 32:38.840 --> 32:41.280 -Hey, sorry. I'm in a hurry. -He's bald and... okay, bye, dude. 32:42.240 --> 32:43.159 Asshole. 32:47.360 --> 32:50.120 Uh, hey, sir, excuse me. Could you help me out, please? 32:50.199 --> 32:51.040 Uh, yeah. 32:51.120 --> 32:54.280 Look, I need to find out if this man in the picture is in there now. 32:54.879 --> 32:56.439 I haven't seen him tonight, no. 32:57.280 --> 33:00.560 What? Not tonight? But you did another day? 33:00.639 --> 33:02.480 I think he came all over me last week. 33:03.159 --> 33:05.000 [splutters] Was he… 33:05.080 --> 33:06.480 Really great guy. [laughs] 33:07.080 --> 33:08.120 Good guy. 33:25.840 --> 33:27.159 [Luis] And where have you been? 33:28.919 --> 33:29.919 Luis. 33:32.240 --> 33:33.240 Are you gay? 33:33.320 --> 33:34.560 Again with that question? 33:34.639 --> 33:36.639 Come on, someone saw you at this gay bar. 33:36.719 --> 33:37.639 Saw me? 33:38.639 --> 33:39.840 But I've only been there once. 33:39.919 --> 33:40.879 So you've been there? 33:40.959 --> 33:43.879 -Yeah. No, we didn't actually go in. -[gasps] Luis, no more lies. 33:43.959 --> 33:46.439 Because I showed your photo to this guy and he was leaving. 33:46.520 --> 33:48.240 Recognized you. You gave him a you-know-what. 33:48.320 --> 33:49.719 I don't wanna say it again out loud. 33:49.800 --> 33:52.240 Did you show my photo to every hetero-curious in Madrid? 33:52.320 --> 33:53.840 Enough with the euphemisms. For queers. 33:53.919 --> 33:56.760 It's a club for queers, and this was in the pocket of your pants. 33:56.840 --> 33:57.760 We went with Raúl. 33:57.840 --> 34:00.879 Raúl? Come on, buddy. If you'd said Santi maybe, but Raúl? 34:00.959 --> 34:03.639 Because his new friends are giving him all these crazy ideas. 34:03.719 --> 34:06.080 This is so disgusting, and to think I sucked you off. 34:06.159 --> 34:08.319 But, Esther, I'm not gay, for Christ's sake. You're nuts. 34:08.400 --> 34:11.560 Well, if you're not, you're up to some weird stuff! Fucking class. 34:11.639 --> 34:12.520 [gasps] 34:19.239 --> 34:21.040 Hey, where are the kids? 34:27.920 --> 34:30.799 -And I'm the one who does strange things. -[door closes] 34:36.799 --> 34:38.280 [Pedro inhales] 34:39.719 --> 34:40.600 [grunts] 34:43.280 --> 34:45.120 [man] Hey there, brother. It's been a while. 34:45.199 --> 34:47.040 You haven't changed a bit, asshole. 34:47.120 --> 34:49.400 Hey, what's up, Fede? [laughs] 34:49.480 --> 34:50.799 Not much, to be honest. 34:51.319 --> 34:52.360 [Pedro sighs] 34:52.440 --> 34:54.839 Mom did mention some time ago that you were gonna help me out, 34:54.920 --> 34:56.280 but I'd been waiting for a while. 34:56.360 --> 34:59.480 Yeah, uh, paying for your rehab doesn't count? 34:59.560 --> 35:00.720 It counts. It does, yeah. 35:00.799 --> 35:04.640 But, uh, I don't know. Maybe you can hook me up with a nice job. 35:04.720 --> 35:06.440 I'd be okay with three grand a month. 35:06.520 --> 35:08.640 -Are you clean or…? -Yeah. 35:08.720 --> 35:11.560 I go out jogging every morning, and I've even adopted a dog. 35:11.640 --> 35:14.120 My life these days is pretty normal. It's shitty. 35:14.720 --> 35:16.480 I'm now integrated into society. 35:16.560 --> 35:19.640 [chuckles] That's great. I mean, congratulations. 35:19.720 --> 35:22.280 So why'd you call me? Do you have cancer? 35:22.360 --> 35:24.400 No, no, not just yet. Not right now. 35:24.480 --> 35:27.960 Okay, I don't wanna spook you with this question. 35:28.839 --> 35:30.000 Fire away, bro. 35:30.080 --> 35:31.720 [slurps, gulps] 35:34.200 --> 35:36.360 How would you rate the potency of your semen? 35:36.440 --> 35:39.120 [classical music playing] ency of your semen?