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Iiwan mo na 'ko? Pero okay tayo.

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-Sa 'yo, okay.
-Ha?

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-Sawa na 'kong ilihim 'to.
-Lintik.

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30 taong closeted ang tatay ko.
Di puwedeng pati ako, magtago.

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Sabihin natin sa birthday niya next month.

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Ba't ka nagsinungaling sa poodle?

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Grabe, obsessed ka naman do'n sa poodle.

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Alam mo bang awang-awa ako ro'n?

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May poodle ako noong bata ako.

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Ang kanlungan ko pag nag-aaway sina Papa.

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Nagkakakilala pa lang tayo.
Ba't tayo maghihiwalay ngayon?

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Gusto mong maapruba ang project mo.

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-'Yon nga.
-Ha? Kabaliwan.

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-Ano?
-'Yan ang iniisip mo?

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Pambihira.

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Di mo kailangang mag-alala
sa papa mo sa gitna ng kasunduan.

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Ikaw ang dapat kong alalahanin?

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Alam mo na 'yon.

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Gusto mo 'ko, lalo ang project mo.

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Hindi. Pareho.

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Hindi. Mas gusto kita.

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Nang higit pa, Paula.

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Gago ka.

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-Sabi ko, mas gusto kita!
-Sabi ko, gago ka!

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ALPHA MALES

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Magandang umaga sa inyo.

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Paggising pa lang, ganda ko na, 'no?

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Hindi. Dahil 'yan sa filter!

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Cha-ran!

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Ito ang mukha ko sa paggising.
Tingnan n'yo.

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Alam mo agad saang side ako natulog.

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Wag kayong panghinaan ng loob,

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baka magpaopera kayo
gamit ang pekeng litrato.

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Sige. Sana malasin kayo.

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Sa totoo lang, kalokohan
ang sinasabi mo sa Danielers mo.

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Naisip ko, dahil sa
mental hyperactivity ko,

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baka dapat tayong magpa-checkup
bago maging magulang.

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Sige. Magpa-OB ka.

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Paglipas ng 35, mahina na ang eggs.

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Punta tayo pareho.

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Ako, bakit?

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Habambuhay kaming nakaka-reproduce.

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Pedro, may isyu sa genetics,
mga namamanang sakit…

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Iba pa 'yong pagiging ina
sa pagtalon ko sa hukay.

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-Pa'no kung matulad siya sa kapatid mo?
-Hindi 'yon namana.

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Dahil 'yon sa ganja.

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"Maiiwasan sa genetic compatibility test
ang pagkalat

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ng higit sa 600 sakit
na kasalukuyang walang lunas."

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"Malaking bahagi ng populasyon
ang may mutations

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nang di nila namamalayan."

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"Kung may anak kang
may parehong mutation,

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maaaring lumabas ang sakit
kung may anak ka."

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Sa bayan ko, tinatapon nila
ang mga abnormal na sanggol sa ilog.

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Utang na loob, Patri.

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Sige. Magpa-check tayo.

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Ngayon na kaya? Pag nag-post ako,
titingnan agad tayo.

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May schedule ako. Di ako influencer.

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Influ-hater.

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Tama. Hindi ko talaga makuha.

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Basta. Wag kang mag-alala,
tatawagan ko ang…

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Anong doktor ba?

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Urologist mo?

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Magpa-serology test ka
at semen analysis.

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Ayoko ng tests.

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Mas marami nga akong tests.

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Thyroid hormone test, cytology test,
ultrasound, mammogram…

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Mukhang di pa tapos
ang patriarchy sa kalikasan.

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Simulan na natin 'to nang tama.

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Parating pa lang 'yong mahirap.

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Ba-bye.

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UBIZKUO
ARCHITECTURAL STUDIO

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Uy, nasa'n si Paula?

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May sakit siya.

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May sinabi ba siya o…

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May sakit lang. May kailangan ka?

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Wala. May sasabihin lang ako sa kanya.

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HELLLO, KUMUSTA?

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ONLINE

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Di siya pumasok. Nagkukunwari siyang
biktima para sirain ako.

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Baka may sakit talaga siya.

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Oo, dahil sa kanya.

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Tanga. Nakipagrelasyon
sa anak ng amo at pumalpak.

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-'Yong lintik na poodle kasi.
-Anong poodle?

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Santi, hinga.

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Di ko kaya. Pag nalaman ni Roman,

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masisira ang project ko
at masesesante ako.

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Ba't ka tumawag? Anong ipapayo namin?

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May klase si Alex. Di siya sumasagot.

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Mag-sorry ka, umiyak ka, magmakaawa…
Ewan ko.

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Uy! Nag-chat si Paula. Sige.

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Basahin mo sa amin.

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Di ko alam kung pa'no
basahin nang di nagbababa. Bye.

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Uh…

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Uy!

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Pinapatawad na kita. Ayos lang.

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Maunawain ako.

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Nabigla ka lang.
Kinikilala pa natin ang isa't isa.

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Sorry sa poodle. Seryoso.

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Bibilhan kita.
Mas maganda, mag-ampon tayo ng bulag.

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Kausapin natin ang papa mo mamaya.

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-Binura mo 'yong video?
-Ano?

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'Yong sinabi kong magtatalik tayo.

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Ah, 'yong active consent video.

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Hindi pa, pero buburahin ko na ngayon.

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Narito ka bilan babaeng testigo.

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Maglalagay ba 'ko ng "babae"? Ewan ko…

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-Bakit?
-Hmm?

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Naiwan kong naka-charge
sa desk 'yong phone ko.

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-Babalik ako.
-Santi, burahin mo 'yon.

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Oo. Pero diyan ka lang. Okay?

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Babalik ako, mag-usap tayo.

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Uy, bye. Okay. Ba-bye.

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Ay! Buwisit. Excuse me.

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May nakita kang cellphone?
Naiwan ko 'yon dito.

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-Wala.
-Wala?

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Sigurado ka?

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Kasi nandito lang 'yong kanina.

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Dito. Baka aksidente mong na…

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Wala nga.

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Buwisit.

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Yari.

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Napakahalagang makuha ko 'yong cellphone.

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Baka lumabas sa bulsa mo.

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Pag nariyan, bibigyan kita ng 100 euros.

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Sir, cellphone ko 'to.

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Dalawang daan?

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Puwede ho?

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Pasok ka, Pedro. Maupo ka.

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Salamat.

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Ikuwento mo 'yong kay Angela.

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Gusto kong linawin ito sa inyo.

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Di lang 'yong pagkakaunawaan. Ano…

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Walang di pagkakaunawaan dito.

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Sineseryoso namin ang sexual harassment.

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Unang harassment ito ng babae sa lalaki,

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pero mahalaga ito.

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Kung tutuusin, parang sobra namang
tawagin 'tong "harassment."

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"Inaya niya ako sa bahay niya,
wala raw ang babysitter."

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"Pagkatapos magtrabaho,
nagbukas siya ng wine

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at pinilit akong imasahe ang paa niya."

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Baka pagod lang siya.
Di naman tayo nagsusuot ng takong.

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"Habang nagmamaneho patungong meeting,

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nilagay niya ang kamay niya sa hita ko."

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Biglaan lang 'yon, mapag-arugang haplos.

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Sa isang talata,
pinilit ka niya umanong maghubad.

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-Di…
-"Tinapunan niya 'ko ng kape."

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"At binilhan ako ng damit."

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"Inaya akong sukatin 'yon sa harap niya."

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Puwede raw akong magbihis sa banyo.

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Wala rito 'yon.

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Talaga?

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Pedro, pinagbantaan ka ba niya?

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Si Angela? Hindi. Hindi talaga.

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Ano'ng gusto mong sabihin?
Na pekeng ulat ito?

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Hindi peke. Ang hirap lang kasi.

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Psychological support, gusto mo?

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Hindi, ang ibig kong sabihin…

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Nakakailang 'yon, pero…

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Buweno, 'yon lang.

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Wala nang iba. Salamat.

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Gusto ko lang idagdag
na mahusay sa trabaho si Angela.

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Sang-ayon kami. 'Yan ang problema.

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Hindi. Hindi ko siya hina-harass.

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Gusto kong ikama siya.

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Pero, ano ba? Nakakatawang problema 'yon.

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Adolfo, kasal ka sa sekretarya mo.

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Iba ang panahon noon.

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Di ka namin inaakusahan.

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Pero tandaan mong sa batas,
may protocol na…

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14 oras akong nagtatrabaho.

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Pa'no ako makakakilala ng ibang tao?

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Ang problema, may power dynamic
sa inyo ni Pedro.

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Oo, ako ang CEO.
Walang mas mataas sa 'kin.

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Sino'ng lalandiin ko, kayo?

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Ángela, pinahihirap mo 'to.

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Kabaligtaran.
Padadaliin ko 'to para sa inyo.

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Sweetie!

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Nag-test ka ba?

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Kailan ang resulta mo?
Grabe! Kinakabahan ako.

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Habang pinipisa ng nurse
'yong boobs ko sa machine, naisip ko,

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"Uy, seryoso na 'to."

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"Magkakaanak na kami."

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Bakit?

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Na-promote akong CEO.

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Ano?

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Ngumiti ka. Ano'ng problema?
Di ka ba masaya?

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Masaya. Di ko lang inaasahan.

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Patri, champagne! Na-promote si Pedro!

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Ang galing!

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At 'yong among panay ang tawag,
tanggal na?

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Hindi. Nag-resign siya.

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Bakit?

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May mas magandang alok?

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Ah… Ang big boss ko…

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Sa wakas, maayos na ang lahat sa 'tin.

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Ang saya ko. Pagpalain nawa kayo ng Diyos.

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Patri, kumuha ka rin ng baso mo.

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At isa kay Stefan.

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Stefan! Halika, mag-toast tayo. Tara!

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Magto-toast talaga tayo kasama sila?

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Honey, kung magiging CEO ka,
dapat mas inclusive ka.

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Sige.

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Baka may kumakalat sa opisina na video

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ng anak ng boss mo, nakahubad,
nagmamakaawang tirahin mo?

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Baka isipin niyang pinakalat mo. Serve!

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May nagpapakamatay sa ganiyan.

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Di n'yo alam kung ga'no karami.

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Mahirap mag-hack ng phone, di ba?

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Maraming security ngayon.

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-May biometric key ka?
-Serve na!

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-Ano 'yon?
-Fingerprint o face lock.

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Ah, oo. Meron.

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Tumahimik ka muna sa point!

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Tama, six-three. Tiebreaker.

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Ay, may wine tasting ako.

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-Ang isotonic beer natin?
-Do'n siya sa tropa niyang bading.

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Na naman?

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Mas masaya ka ba sa kanila kaysa sa 'min?

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Mag… kaiba kayo.

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Oo ang sagot!

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Ang ginawa ni Diego nang lumipat ako?
Nagpa-welcome party. E, ikaw?

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Wala. Biglaan kang dumating,
tapos magpapa-party ako?

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Pero…

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Hayaan n'yo siya. Tatlo na lang tayo.

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Wala na si Raul.

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Magtigil ka.

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Ano? Ide-date mo silang dalawa?

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Hindi puwede.

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Kung maayos sa tatay, pati sa anak…

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Iwasan mo ang pamilya.
Eksena 'yon sa Pasko.

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Matinding pagkakamali 'to.
Di ako 'to.

00:12:07.800 --> 00:12:09.320 align:center
Taksil ako sa sarili ko.

00:12:09.400 --> 00:12:11.680 align:center
Girl, ang OA mo. O, inom.

00:12:11.760 --> 00:12:14.800 align:center
Ayokong uminom.
Gusto kong bumalik sa huwisyo.

00:12:14.880 --> 00:12:17.400 align:center
Bahala ka. Silver fox o fox cub.

00:12:17.920 --> 00:12:19.120 align:center
Naparada ko!

00:12:19.199 --> 00:12:21.920 align:center
Oo, pero nakasampung maniobra ka.
Ulitin mo.

00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:23.800 align:center
-Ulit?
-At wag kang bumusina.

00:12:23.880 --> 00:12:24.839 align:center
Nakikita kita.

00:12:24.920 --> 00:12:26.640 align:center
Di ba dapat nasa kotse ka?

00:12:26.719 --> 00:12:29.719 align:center
Hindi. Masasanay siya
at di niya kakayaning mag-isa.

00:12:31.719 --> 00:12:32.600 align:center
Tingnan natin.

00:12:33.920 --> 00:12:37.040 align:center
Honey, iinom lang ako mamayang gabi.

00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:38.440 align:center
Ikaw muna sa mga bata?

00:12:38.520 --> 00:12:40.560 align:center
Sabi ni Mama, ayaw na niya.

00:12:40.640 --> 00:12:41.800 align:center
Mwah.

00:12:41.880 --> 00:12:43.520 align:center
Naka-score ang gago…

00:12:43.599 --> 00:12:47.040 align:center
Kaya nga open kayo, di ba?
Para makakilala ng iba.

00:12:47.120 --> 00:12:50.760 align:center
Honey. Sino'ng kikitain mo?

00:12:50.839 --> 00:12:52.760 align:center
-Nagseselos ka!
-Hindi!

00:12:52.839 --> 00:12:53.680 align:center
Oo.

00:12:53.760 --> 00:12:57.160 align:center
Tuwing lalabas siya,
napupuno ng anxiety 'yong tiyan ko.

00:12:57.240 --> 00:12:59.040 align:center
Celiac ba ako?

00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:02.560 align:center
Kung lagi kong ipapaalam ang kasama ko,

00:13:02.640 --> 00:13:05.440 align:center
pag nakipag-date ako,
ano, magsisinungaling ako?

00:13:05.520 --> 00:13:06.360 align:center
Ano sagot ko?

00:13:06.440 --> 00:13:07.680 align:center
Wala. Tama siya.

00:13:07.760 --> 00:13:09.920 align:center
Ba't ba 'ko nasadlak sa ganito?

00:13:10.000 --> 00:13:11.959 align:center
Mas madaling mangaliwa.

00:13:12.040 --> 00:13:14.360 align:center
Tahimik ka lang, nagi-guilty.

00:13:14.440 --> 00:13:16.320 align:center
Di kayo masaya ng trainer.

00:13:16.400 --> 00:13:17.640 align:center
Oo, pero pumayat ako.

00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:21.360 align:center
Alex, pakiusap,
wag masyadong malayo! Ituwid mo.

00:13:21.440 --> 00:13:22.320 align:center
Sorry.

00:13:23.079 --> 00:13:24.880 align:center
Esther, nakipagkasundo ka.

00:13:24.959 --> 00:13:27.640 align:center
Kung aayusin mo ang isip mo,
magugustuhan mo.

00:13:29.560 --> 00:13:31.440 align:center
Uubusin ko muna ang bala niya.

00:13:31.520 --> 00:13:32.839 align:center
Kadiring pakinggan.

00:13:32.920 --> 00:13:34.320 align:center
Pero naintindihan mo.

00:13:45.400 --> 00:13:46.360 align:center
Ay! Ano'ng…

00:13:46.880 --> 00:13:47.719 align:center
Luisito…

00:13:47.800 --> 00:13:49.680 align:center
Nakakagulat ka. Ano 'yan?

00:13:49.760 --> 00:13:51.120 align:center
Init na init ako.

00:13:51.199 --> 00:13:54.920 align:center
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?
Hindi pa nagsisipilyo ang mga bata!

00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:57.839 align:center
Lasapin mo na lang.
Bihira lang 'tong mangyari.

00:13:59.160 --> 00:14:01.240 align:center
Palamigin mo 'yong tubig. Ang init.

00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:03.920 align:center
Aray! Pa'no ka naliligo nang ganito?

00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:05.599 align:center
Ito ang gusto ko, e…

00:14:07.599 --> 00:14:08.599 align:center
'Yong mainit.

00:14:18.800 --> 00:14:19.760 align:center
Isa pang round?

00:14:20.560 --> 00:14:22.360 align:center
Ewan ko. Nalulungkot ako.

00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:26.479 align:center
Nami-miss natin si Raul.

00:14:27.160 --> 00:14:30.120 align:center
Sobrang gago niya,
ang laki niyang kawalan.

00:14:30.640 --> 00:14:32.920 align:center
Nasanay lang tayo. Di siya kailangan.

00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:34.160 align:center
Paano 'yong paddle?

00:14:38.400 --> 00:14:42.360 align:center
Baka puwede natin siyang kitain
kasama 'yong tropa niya. Di ba?

00:14:42.439 --> 00:14:44.520 align:center
Baka gusto niyang maghalo ng grupo.

00:14:44.599 --> 00:14:45.959 align:center
Paanong halo?

00:14:46.040 --> 00:14:49.760 align:center
Ganito. "Wine tasting. Madrid. Ngayon."

00:14:51.319 --> 00:14:55.439 align:center
Sa reserve o grand reserve wine,
may ikatlong aroma na lalabas,

00:14:55.520 --> 00:14:57.640 align:center
na mas kilala sa tawag na bouquet.

00:14:57.719 --> 00:15:01.280 align:center
Halimbawa, sa wine na 'to,
ano'ng naaamoy n'yo?

00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:02.880 align:center
Amuyin n'yo.

00:15:02.959 --> 00:15:05.760 align:center
May naaamoy akong leather.

00:15:06.479 --> 00:15:08.959 align:center
Medyo smoky. Parang tabako.

00:15:09.040 --> 00:15:11.439 align:center
-Kaunting chocolate. Posible 'yon?
-Oo.

00:15:13.920 --> 00:15:14.760 align:center
Masarap.

00:15:15.920 --> 00:15:16.760 align:center
Straight siya.

00:15:17.360 --> 00:15:18.760 align:center
Ano'ng kinalaman n'on?

00:15:18.839 --> 00:15:21.520 align:center
Wala. Kalokohan ang sexual orientation.

00:15:21.599 --> 00:15:23.439 align:center
Mahigpit na paghahati-hati.

00:15:23.520 --> 00:15:25.560 align:center
Straight si Ronaldo. Tama na.

00:15:25.640 --> 00:15:26.839 align:center
Di ako naniniwala.

00:15:26.920 --> 00:15:31.079 align:center
Straight talaga ako. Sa pagkakagusto
sa babae lang ako talaga sigurado.

00:15:31.160 --> 00:15:33.319 align:center
-Di ka nagsalsal sa kaibigan?
-Bakit?

00:15:33.400 --> 00:15:34.800 align:center
Salsal ng magkaibigan.

00:15:34.880 --> 00:15:37.560 align:center
'Yong ginagawa n'yo sa preso
pag walang babae.

00:15:37.640 --> 00:15:39.640 align:center
Sabi-sabi 'yan. Parang goatherds.

00:15:39.719 --> 00:15:42.000 align:center
Uso ngayon ang sex ng mga straight.

00:15:42.079 --> 00:15:44.839 align:center
Uso ang phallic brotherhoods.

00:15:44.920 --> 00:15:45.760 align:center
Ano?

00:15:45.839 --> 00:15:48.640 align:center
Straight clubs kung sa'n sila nagsasalsal.

00:15:48.719 --> 00:15:50.800 align:center
Hetero… Heteroflexible.

00:15:50.880 --> 00:15:52.959 align:center
Tama na sa kaka-label, seryoso.

00:15:53.040 --> 00:15:54.680 align:center
Di ba nag-deconstruct ka?

00:15:54.760 --> 00:15:56.599 align:center
Di 'yon makukumpleto

00:15:56.680 --> 00:15:59.400 align:center
hangga't takot kang humalik sa titi.

00:16:02.959 --> 00:16:05.800 align:center
Parang may naaamoy na 'kong tsokolate.

00:16:06.400 --> 00:16:07.680 align:center
-Raul, pare.
-Uy.

00:16:07.760 --> 00:16:09.760 align:center
Uy, pare.

00:16:11.199 --> 00:16:12.359 align:center
Ba't kayo nandito?

00:16:12.439 --> 00:16:14.199 align:center
Para sa mga bagong tropa mo.

00:16:14.280 --> 00:16:16.719 align:center
Para makita mong mabuti kaming kaibigan.

00:16:16.800 --> 00:16:17.800 align:center
Uy, Diego!

00:16:17.880 --> 00:16:19.599 align:center
-Uy!
-Kumusta, p're?

00:16:19.680 --> 00:16:21.680 align:center
Hindi. Private event 'to.

00:16:21.760 --> 00:16:23.439 align:center
Sa'n nakalagay?

00:16:23.520 --> 00:16:25.400 align:center
Alis na. Di kayo bagay rito.

00:16:25.479 --> 00:16:26.319 align:center
Pero ikaw, oo?

00:16:26.400 --> 00:16:28.880 align:center
Dapat bukas ang isip n'yo. Wirdo sila.

00:16:28.959 --> 00:16:30.920 align:center
Mas okay. May matututunan kami.

00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:33.040 align:center
Bukas na. Kita tayo bukas.

00:16:33.120 --> 00:16:35.079 align:center
-Pero…
-Pinapaalis mo ba kami?

00:16:39.359 --> 00:16:40.920 align:center
Sira na ang grupo natin.

00:16:50.760 --> 00:16:53.680 align:center
Ano… Ano'ng masasabi ko?

00:16:54.880 --> 00:16:56.800 align:center
Parang di ka nagulat.

00:16:56.880 --> 00:17:01.319 align:center
Nabalaan na 'ko ng maletang walang laman
at tatlong Ikea na paperbag.

00:17:03.400 --> 00:17:05.319 align:center
Napakabuti mo, Hector. Dapat…

00:17:05.399 --> 00:17:06.399 align:center
Hindi. Huwag.

00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:09.800 align:center
Ayoko ng bahaw na awa.

00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:14.399 align:center
Ang gusto mo lang naman,
mag-impake at umalis.

00:17:15.119 --> 00:17:18.200 align:center
Gigising ako nang maaga.
Kung hindi, magtatagal ako.

00:17:19.599 --> 00:17:21.599 align:center
Tatandaan ko ang masasayang araw.

00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:24.319 align:center
Natiis ko ang divorce dahil sa 'yo.

00:17:29.440 --> 00:17:31.120 align:center
May iba ka na, ano?

00:17:33.040 --> 00:17:33.880 align:center
Oo.

00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:35.880 align:center
Mas bata sa akin.

00:17:37.120 --> 00:17:41.240 align:center
Sinubukan kong manatili
sa monogamy, pero di ko kaya.

00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:57.000 align:center
Magandang hapon.

00:18:14.600 --> 00:18:15.560 align:center
Diyos ko.

00:18:17.560 --> 00:18:19.919 align:center
Peter. Tarantado kang gago ka.

00:18:20.000 --> 00:18:22.680 align:center
Ikaw na talaga. Pinlano mo ang lahat.

00:18:22.760 --> 00:18:25.840 align:center
Di ko naisip sabihing
hinarass ako ng babae.

00:18:25.919 --> 00:18:28.320 align:center
Magdiwang tayo. Tapos, umentuhan mo 'ko.

00:18:28.399 --> 00:18:29.520 align:center
Roberto…

00:18:29.600 --> 00:18:32.159 align:center
Tara sa Chinese hair salon,
masosorpresa ka.

00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:34.720 align:center
Anong sorpresa?

00:18:34.800 --> 00:18:37.640 align:center
Gugupitan ka nila. Mahusay sila.

00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:42.800 align:center
Pagtapos, tatanungin nila, "Masahe po?"
Sa likod, tsutsupain o sasalsalan ka nila.

00:18:42.880 --> 00:18:43.720 align:center
Diyos ko.

00:18:43.800 --> 00:18:46.000 align:center
Makipagkasundo ka lang sa mamasang.

00:18:46.080 --> 00:18:49.520 align:center
Maasikaso ang mga Asian.
Ibang-ibang kultura 'yon.

00:18:49.600 --> 00:18:51.919 align:center
May meeting kami ng scriptwriters.

00:18:52.520 --> 00:18:56.880 align:center
Sige. Kapag hinarass ka nila,
i-missed call mo 'ko.

00:18:59.520 --> 00:19:01.560 align:center
-Grabe.
-Pumasok siya at…

00:19:01.640 --> 00:19:05.200 align:center
Magandang umaga.
Gaya ng alam n'yo, may bago sa kompanya.

00:19:05.280 --> 00:19:06.360 align:center
Bilang bagong CEO,

00:19:06.440 --> 00:19:08.840 align:center
si Ali na ang director of fiction.

00:19:08.919 --> 00:19:11.000 align:center
-Ayoko.
-Okay, sige, si Olga.

00:19:11.600 --> 00:19:13.520 align:center
-Bea?
-Okay.

00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:18.800 align:center
-Di pala.
-Mali na nanira ka ng career ng iba.

00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:20.440 align:center
Kami na ang nangha-harass?

00:19:20.520 --> 00:19:23.399 align:center
Oo. Saksi kayo,
at di n'yo ko sinuportahan.

00:19:23.480 --> 00:19:24.919 align:center
Nasaan ang kapatiran?

00:19:25.000 --> 00:19:26.800 align:center
Para lang 'yon sa babae.

00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:29.120 align:center
Kita n'yo? Exclusionary vocabulary.

00:19:29.200 --> 00:19:30.800 align:center
Pedro, si Carla Andrade.

00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:32.480 align:center
Papuntahin mo sa opisina.

00:19:32.560 --> 00:19:35.600 align:center
Babae ang direktor? Para sa tax, ano?

00:19:35.679 --> 00:19:37.320 align:center
Wag nga kayong kontrabida.

00:19:37.840 --> 00:19:39.840 align:center
Ayoko nito. Aalis na 'ko.

00:19:39.919 --> 00:19:43.159 align:center
May series tayo.
Magiging maganda 'to o bangungot.

00:19:43.240 --> 00:19:44.520 align:center
Bahala kayo.

00:19:45.880 --> 00:19:48.120 align:center
-Yumabang ba siya?
-Medyo.

00:19:50.880 --> 00:19:53.320 align:center
Carla. Pedro Aguilar.

00:19:53.399 --> 00:19:55.120 align:center
-Kumusta?
-Nabasa mo ba?

00:19:55.200 --> 00:19:56.840 align:center
Interesado ka sa project?

00:19:56.919 --> 00:19:57.960 align:center
Wala si Angela?

00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:03.679 align:center
Nagpasya si Angela
na humarap sa mga bagong hamon

00:20:04.399 --> 00:20:06.040 align:center
sa labas ng kompanyang ito.

00:20:06.120 --> 00:20:07.440 align:center
Wow.

00:20:08.320 --> 00:20:11.480 align:center
May comments akong
gusto kong ibahagi sa kanya.

00:20:11.560 --> 00:20:14.080 align:center
Sabihin mo. Para sa ikagaganda nito.

00:20:14.159 --> 00:20:16.760 align:center
Parang siraulo ang karakter ni Pablo.

00:20:16.840 --> 00:20:18.040 align:center
Ayoko sa kanya.

00:20:27.320 --> 00:20:28.919 align:center
Monica. Wala pa rin siya?

00:20:29.000 --> 00:20:31.600 align:center
Si Paula? Tumawag ako kagabi, di sumagot.

00:20:32.200 --> 00:20:33.159 align:center
Ah.

00:20:37.240 --> 00:20:40.000 align:center
-Nag-text ka ba o…
-Ikaw na.

00:20:40.080 --> 00:20:43.000 align:center
Hindi. Di ko siya gaanong kilala.

00:20:43.080 --> 00:20:46.200 align:center
Para sa di siya gaanong kilala,
ang dami mong tanong.

00:20:47.760 --> 00:20:51.720 align:center
Hypochondriac ako, alam mo?
Kung may virus siya, dapat sabihin niya.

00:20:51.800 --> 00:20:53.800 align:center
-Santiago.
-Roman. Nandito ako.

00:20:54.679 --> 00:20:55.720 align:center
Sa opisina ko.

00:20:57.240 --> 00:20:58.919 align:center
Para siyang tensyonado, 'no?

00:21:04.600 --> 00:21:06.640 align:center
Roman. Kumusta? Ayos ka lang?

00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:18.280 align:center
Tatanungin kita sa relasyon mo kay Paula.

00:21:19.120 --> 00:21:20.360 align:center
Paula, sinong Paula?

00:21:20.440 --> 00:21:21.520 align:center
'Yong anak ko.

00:21:22.120 --> 00:21:25.120 align:center
Ah, si Paula. 'Yong katrabaho ko. Sige.

00:21:25.919 --> 00:21:29.120 align:center
Lagi kayong nag-uusap.
May sinabi ba siya sa 'yo?

00:21:29.720 --> 00:21:30.840 align:center
Sinabing ano?

00:21:30.919 --> 00:21:32.399 align:center
Parang may problema siya.

00:21:33.040 --> 00:21:35.480 align:center
May problema ba siyang
dapat kong malaman?

00:21:35.560 --> 00:21:38.360 align:center
Wala siyang masyadong sinasabi.

00:21:38.440 --> 00:21:41.120 align:center
Mababaw lang pinag-uusapan namin.

00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:42.480 align:center
Mga memes lang…

00:21:42.560 --> 00:21:44.440 align:center
Di siya nagkukuwento, alam mo?

00:21:44.520 --> 00:21:48.360 align:center
-Nang patungkol sa emosyon.
-Marami siyang pinagdaanan.

00:21:48.439 --> 00:21:51.120 align:center
Sana di ulit dahil sa toxic na relasyon.

00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:52.480 align:center
Anong toxic?

00:21:52.560 --> 00:21:55.439 align:center
Nagkaisyu siya sa pagkain
sa gago niyang ex.

00:21:55.520 --> 00:21:57.480 align:center
Naadik siya sa antianxiety meds.

00:21:57.560 --> 00:22:00.040 align:center
Mahusay siya magtrabaho,
pero sa damdamin,

00:22:00.120 --> 00:22:02.600 align:center
nawawasak siya sa kahit sinong gago.

00:22:02.679 --> 00:22:06.960 align:center
Wow, di ko alam
na may unstable personality siya.

00:22:07.040 --> 00:22:08.560 align:center
Tama ang unstable.

00:22:09.720 --> 00:22:12.200 align:center
Excuse me, Roman. Santi, hanap ka ng HR.

00:22:12.280 --> 00:22:14.080 align:center
Ako? Ah, okay.

00:22:14.159 --> 00:22:15.360 align:center
Wag mong ikalat 'to.

00:22:15.439 --> 00:22:17.080 align:center
Lihim lang natin 'to.

00:22:17.159 --> 00:22:20.840 align:center
Utang na loob, wag ka ngang magduda.

00:22:20.919 --> 00:22:22.919 align:center
Wag mong pansinin 'yong sinabi ko.

00:22:23.000 --> 00:22:26.399 align:center
Ba't ko sinabi 'yon?
Lagi kasing sinasabi ni Lola Concha.

00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:30.200 align:center
Napakalambing niya.
Gumagawa siya ng French toast dati.

00:22:30.280 --> 00:22:31.280 align:center
Masarap.

00:22:34.120 --> 00:22:36.280 align:center
-Nakita na ang cellphone ko?
-Hindi.

00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:38.240 align:center
Maupo ka.

00:22:38.320 --> 00:22:39.320 align:center
Hindi pa? Okay…

00:22:42.480 --> 00:22:45.040 align:center
Ano'ng nangyari sa inyo ni Isabel
sa banyo?

00:22:45.120 --> 00:22:47.120 align:center
-Sinong Isabel?
-'Yong tagalinis.

00:22:47.200 --> 00:22:51.040 align:center
Ah. Wala. Wala naman.
May sinabi ba siya?

00:22:51.120 --> 00:22:54.720 align:center
Oo, nagreklamo siya.
Inakusahan mo raw siyang magnanakaw.

00:22:54.800 --> 00:22:59.240 align:center
Ah, okay. Oo…
Hindi. Di ko siya inakusahan.

00:22:59.320 --> 00:23:00.320 align:center
Sinungaling siya?

00:23:00.399 --> 00:23:03.000 align:center
Hindi. Magpapaliwanag ako.

00:23:03.080 --> 00:23:08.439 align:center
Pag sinabi ko sa 'yo, sasabihin mo,
"Ang gulo ng pinasok nito."

00:23:08.520 --> 00:23:10.399 align:center
Naiwan ko ro'n cellphone ko.

00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:13.399 align:center
Limang minuto lang, wala na 'yon do'n.

00:23:13.480 --> 00:23:14.480 align:center
At naroon siya.

00:23:14.560 --> 00:23:18.640 align:center
Sabi ko, handa akong magbayad
ng pabuyang 100 euro

00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:21.120 align:center
sa makapagbabalik n'on sa 'kin. 'Ayun.

00:23:21.200 --> 00:23:23.320 align:center
Pero hihingi ako ng tawad sa kanya.

00:23:23.399 --> 00:23:27.040 align:center
Sige. Mag-send ka ng email.
EthicalChannel@ubizkuo.es.

00:23:27.120 --> 00:23:29.399 align:center
-Para opisyal, tama?
-Sige.

00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:32.439 align:center
Last na, pag nahanap ang phone ko,
sabihan mo 'ko.

00:23:32.520 --> 00:23:35.040 align:center
Bigay 'yon ng anak ko no'ng Father's Day,

00:23:35.120 --> 00:23:36.760 align:center
napakahalaga n'on sa 'kin.

00:23:37.880 --> 00:23:38.800 align:center
Sige.

00:23:40.360 --> 00:23:41.240 align:center
Ayos lang.

00:23:41.320 --> 00:23:45.600 align:center
Komplikado ang password ko,
biometric… Halos imposibleng hulaan.

00:23:45.679 --> 00:23:49.120 align:center
Pero, kung sakali lang.
Salamat. Ano'ng pangalan mo?

00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:50.200 align:center
Mari Carmen.

00:23:50.280 --> 00:23:53.679 align:center
Gaya ng ventriloquist, si Doña Rogelia.
Di ko malilimot.

00:23:56.520 --> 00:24:00.480 align:center
DRIVER'S LICENSE TEST CENTER

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-Kinakabahan ka ba, iha?
-Hindi.

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-Imposibleng hindi.
-Hindi nga.

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Luis, tests nga lang 'to.

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Honey, bilis. Lalabas din ako mamaya.

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-Na naman?
-Kaya nga "din," e.

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Grabe na 'to. Sino'ng kasama mo?

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E, ikaw? Naggaganja ka
kasama ng classmates mo.

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Sumuka ka sa patrol car.

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May suka na ro'n.

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Sige, kita tayo mamaya.

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May utang kang dalawang gabi!

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Away mag-asawa?

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Manahimik ka, iha. Sakay na.

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Kumusta?

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Umalis tayo sa test center
at pumunta sa main road.

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Ihinto mo pag puwede
at patayin ang engine.

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Ano'ng nangyari?

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Mali ang dinaanan mo.

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'Di mo napansin 'yong signal?

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Ako?

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Hiniwalayan mo si Papa. Grabe.

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Naaawa ako sa kanya,
pero humanap siya ng kaedad niya.

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Maupo ka.

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Seryoso?
Makikipaghiwalay ka rin sa 'kin?

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Nang maayos.

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Nagpapasalamat ako.
Pinigilan mo 'kong gumawa ng kalokohan.

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Kalokohan?

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Ang pagiging ina.

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Tingnan mo ang kinahinatnan.
Gumaan ang pakiramdam ko.

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Seryoso? Ayaw mo sa amin?

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Luz. Luz, sinira mo ang pamilya ko!

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Uy.

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-Kailan ako ooperahan?
-Wala ka nang pagdududa?

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Wala na.

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-Salamat, Dok.
-Paalam.

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HEto.

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Okay na? Salamat.

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-Kumusta, Peter?
-Raul, nakita ko si Luz.

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Umalis siya sa OB-Gyne
na may mga referral.

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Nabuntis siya?

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O sinusubukan nila.
Pang-assisted reproduction 'to, e.

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Magpapa-inseminate siya.

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Nagbibiro ka. Kay lolo?

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Nandiyan siya?

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Raul, may urologist din dito.
Puro matatanda.

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Ba't nandiyan ka?
Maga uli ang itlog mo?

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-Pedro Aguilar?
-Oo. Ako na.

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Lintik, wag mong ibaba. Sundan mo siya.

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Okay, Pedro. Heto na ang resulta.

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Okay ang serology results.

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-Wala namang impeksiyon.
-Okay.

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Pero 1 milyon lang ang sperm mo
kada mililitro.

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Marami na 'yon, di ba?

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Hindi, kaunti 'yon. Dapat higit 15.

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Depektibo rin ang morphology,

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at mabagal ang kilos nila.

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Ayokong itago ang totoo.

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Sa datos na ito, imposible
ang natural na pagbubuntis.

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Medyo stressed kasi ako ngayon.

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Alam ko, nakakaapekto 'yon sa sperm.

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Di gaano.

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Wala ka bang mareresetang
vitamins o collagen?

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Una, magpapa-REM semen analysis tayo,

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kung saan ginagamot ang semilya
para matukoy ang dami ng mobile sperm mo.

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Mula ro'n, magpapasya tayo

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kung aling assisted reproduction technique
ang pinakamaganda sa sitwasyon mo.

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Assisted reproduction?

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Bumalik ka kasama partner mo,

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at ipapaliwanag
ng espesyalista namin ang proseso.

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May flexible kaming finance package…

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Malusog na malusog ako!

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Pang-20 ang follicular count
at 2.0 ang AMH level ko.

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Wow! Ang galing!

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-Ano'ng sabi sa 'yo?
-Ayos lahat. Sobra.

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Di ko alam kung ilang milyong sperm,
pero marami.

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Sobrang saya ko,
iniwan ko ang resulta ro'n.

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Makikita mo sa app.

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Mamaya na.

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Dinner? Magkikita kami ng tropa.

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Pumunta ka ba talaga?

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Oo. Heto 'yong appointment.

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Okay. Ayos! Para tayong mga bata.

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Hindi ako nagduda.

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Celebrate tayo?

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Ora mismo. Mabubukas ako ng alak.

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Pedro.

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Sex.

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Ah, oo.

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Anak ng…

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Aatakihin ako sa 'yo.

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-Ulitin natin 'yon.
-Ulit?

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-Ayaw mo ba o hindi?
-Gusto ko.

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Ba't may shower cap?

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Ayokong mabasa buhok ko.

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Kalokohan. Isang milyong sperm,
pero walang uubra?

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Pineperahan ka.

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"Ang kalidad ng semilya sa West
ay bumaba ng 50% sa nakalipas na 40 taon."

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Ano'ng kasabay n'on? Feminismo.

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5G 'yon.

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"Bakuna sa COVID, gluten,
pesticides, skinny jeans…"

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Mag-aanak ka talaga sa edad mo?

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Bakit hindi? Mas okay pa 'ko
sa dating ikaw.

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Liko ka sa kanan.

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-Nasa'n tayo?
-Kanan!

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Sabihin mo agad!

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Tingnan mo, nagre-route.

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Sinabi mo kay Daniela?

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Ang alin? Magtatanong ako sa herbalist.

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May Chinese root na…

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Saka kape.

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Wag ka nang magkape.
At uminom ng alak.

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Sa'n niya tayo dadalhin?

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Ano 'to? Bahay-aliwan?

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Phallic brotherhood.

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Kulto?

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Hindi, gago. Makikita mo. Inom tayo.

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Ba't di na lang sa bar
na may bilyar at beer?

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Oo nga…

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Inasikaso na niya. Uminom muna tayo.

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Puta.

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-'Tang ina, kadiri!
-Putang ina!

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Nagsasalsalan sila!

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Hubad!

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Libangan nila 'yon.

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Nadapa pa 'ko palabas, puta!

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Ano 'to?

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Phallic brotherhood.
"Salsalan ng magkaibigan."

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Salsalan ng magka… Baliw ka ba?

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Di n'yo pa nagagawa 'yon?

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Ikaw, oo?

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Di pa rin, pero normal daw 'yon.

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Di ko maintindihan 'to.

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Magandang gabi.

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Magsasalsal ako sa kanya?

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Puwedeng siya sa 'yo.

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Raul, hindi tayo bakla.

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Para sa heterosexuals 'to.
Sabi sa website.

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Kung nakalagay sa website…

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May rules din sila.

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Una, bawal sumipsip ng kahit ano
sa ilalim ng baywang.

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Okay, ganito…

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Ikalawa, walang papasok sa katawan.

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Pangatlo, dapat may pahintulot
ang paghipo.

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Ano 'to? Rules sa Fight Club?

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Kung ayaw mong mahawakan,
pulang wristband…

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May nagsabi sa 'yo nito,
at gusto mong pumunta?

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Alis na tayo rito, baka nakawan pa tayo.

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Di kayo gano'n ka-deconstructed.

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Kadiri, p're.

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Seat belt.

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Ma, ba't gising ka pa?

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At ikaw?

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Matulog ka na. Dapat walong oras tulog mo.

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Gano'n pag bata.

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Ang bata, kahit mas maikli.
Sige na, tulog na.

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Wag kang magreklamong
mukha kang raccoon, ha?

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Luis, mag-aalas-dos na. Di ko alam kung…

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-Bakit?
-Nakakagulat.

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'Kainis, 'no? Ang mga bata?

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Nasa kama na. Napakapasaway.

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Ayos. Do'n na rin ako papunta. Kapagod.

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Kumusta ang gabi mo?

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Okay naman. Kakaiba.

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Pa'no?

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Esther…

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Okay.

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SALSALAN NG MAGKAIBIGAN

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Ang pagsasalin ng subtitle
ay ginawa ni: Jessica Ignacio
ipas na 40 taon."