WEBVTT 00:05.800 --> 00:09.160 [classical music playing] 00:15.399 --> 00:17.240 So we're breaking up? I thought we were good. 00:17.320 --> 00:18.400 Maybe to you. 00:18.480 --> 00:20.599 -Huh? -I'm sick of having to keep this a secret. 00:20.680 --> 00:23.760 -Oh, God. [sighs] -For 30 years, my dad was in the closet. 00:23.840 --> 00:25.279 I'm not gonna hide in one too. 00:25.360 --> 00:27.840 Okay, so let's tell him when it's his birthday, hmm? 00:27.920 --> 00:30.000 But why did you lie to me about the dog? 00:30.080 --> 00:33.600 Oh, shit. You're obsessed with the damn dog, honestly. 00:33.680 --> 00:36.440 Do you not see that I felt sorry for the poor little guy? 00:36.519 --> 00:39.520 I had a poodle when I was little, and he comforted me. 00:39.600 --> 00:41.559 -He was there when my parents argued. -See? 00:41.640 --> 00:43.280 -We're getting to know each other. -[huffs] 00:43.360 --> 00:45.040 Break up when it's getting interesting? No. 00:45.120 --> 00:46.919 You want my father to sign off on your project. 00:47.000 --> 00:48.520 -And that's it. -That's so twisted. 00:48.599 --> 00:50.160 -It's the truth! -You really think so? 00:50.239 --> 00:51.879 I can't believe you would think that. 00:52.400 --> 00:55.480 Come on, I also think that you shouldn't be worrying your father with this. 00:55.559 --> 00:58.520 -Our negotiation is so important. -So I should worry about being with you? 00:58.599 --> 00:59.559 That's not what I meant. 00:59.640 --> 01:01.640 Sure, you like me. But you like your project more. 01:01.720 --> 01:02.599 Totally the same. 01:04.160 --> 01:05.759 Oh, no. I meant I like you more. 01:05.840 --> 01:08.160 -Honestly, I like you a lot, Paula. -You can fuck off. 01:08.240 --> 01:11.080 -No, wait, I like you more. -I said you can fuck off. 01:11.160 --> 01:17.360 ALPHA MALES 01:18.759 --> 01:21.000 Good morning, losers. 01:21.080 --> 01:23.200 You see how I wake up looking beautiful? 01:23.280 --> 01:26.720 Ha! It's not true. It's the filter. 01:28.600 --> 01:29.839 Ta-da! 01:30.560 --> 01:32.920 This here is my ugly mug when I wake up. 01:33.000 --> 01:36.399 If I move closer, you can tell what side I sleep on. 01:36.880 --> 01:38.479 Don't fuck up your self-esteem with this, 01:38.560 --> 01:41.440 or you'll go to the surgeon with photos that are a lie. 01:41.520 --> 01:43.080 All right. Have a bad day. 01:44.080 --> 01:47.839 [laughing] My God! That's some bullshit you tell your Danielers. 01:47.920 --> 01:50.839 Hey, I was thinking that because of my hyperactive mental state 01:50.920 --> 01:53.119 that I should probably check my health is okay. 01:53.199 --> 01:54.839 Before we launch into being parents. 01:54.920 --> 01:58.479 Yeah, go see a gynecologist. At 35, your ovaries could've lost quality. 01:58.559 --> 02:00.559 You too. Both of us should go. 02:00.640 --> 02:01.479 Me, why? 02:01.559 --> 02:03.839 Dudes' sperms works throughout their entire lives. 02:03.919 --> 02:07.640 Pedro, what about genetics? Hereditary diseases. 02:07.720 --> 02:10.759 Look, I know I wanna be a mother, but what if something happens to the baby? 02:10.840 --> 02:12.560 Or what if it turns out like your brother? 02:12.640 --> 02:14.480 No, my brother isn't like that because of genes. 02:14.560 --> 02:16.440 It's because of the pot. 02:16.519 --> 02:20.000 "One test of genetic compatibility can avoid the transmission 02:20.080 --> 02:23.239 of more than 600 types of diseases 02:23.320 --> 02:26.320 that currently do not have any cure yet." 02:26.400 --> 02:29.880 "A large part of the population are carriers of mutations 02:29.959 --> 02:31.600 and are not aware of that." 02:31.680 --> 02:35.440 "If you conceive a baby with someone who has the same type of mutation, 02:35.519 --> 02:37.799 the disease may come to light on that child." 02:37.880 --> 02:40.959 Well, in my village, if someone's baby was defective, we'd wrap it in a blanket 02:41.040 --> 02:42.080 and throw it in the river. 02:42.160 --> 02:43.880 Patri, my God. 02:43.959 --> 02:45.959 Okay, okay, okay. Let's get checked out. 02:46.040 --> 02:49.320 Shall we get checked out today? If I post a photo, we can go now. 02:49.400 --> 02:51.679 I have to go to work. I can't now. I'm not an influencer. 02:51.760 --> 02:54.640 -Influ-hater. -Mm. Oh, yeah. I forgot. 02:54.720 --> 02:58.040 [clears throat] Anyways. Don't worry, I'll call the… 02:59.840 --> 03:01.280 Who does the test? 03:01.360 --> 03:02.760 Your urologist. 03:02.840 --> 03:05.679 Ask for a serology test and a semen analysis. 03:05.760 --> 03:06.799 I hate tests, God damn it. 03:06.880 --> 03:08.640 Don't complain. I have more than you. 03:08.720 --> 03:10.760 -[cell phone chimes] -A hormone test, cytology test. 03:11.720 --> 03:13.880 Ultrasound, mammogram. 03:13.959 --> 03:17.600 I guess nature hasn't realized the patriarchy is over. 03:18.160 --> 03:20.040 Whoa, let's start this on the right foot. 03:20.120 --> 03:21.959 The toughest part is still on the way. 03:22.040 --> 03:24.360 -[door closes] -I'll see you. 03:27.239 --> 03:30.320 UBIZKUO ARCHITECTURAL STUDIO 03:35.239 --> 03:37.440 [gasps] Hey, where's Paula? 03:37.519 --> 03:38.799 She called out. 03:38.880 --> 03:40.760 Did she say why? 03:40.840 --> 03:42.720 She said she felt bad. Do you need anything? 03:42.799 --> 03:46.399 Oh, no. No, no, nothing. Just wanted to check on her. 03:51.200 --> 03:54.480 HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? 03:57.959 --> 03:59.760 ONLINE 04:04.040 --> 04:05.600 [exhales] 04:05.679 --> 04:07.600 She didn't come to work today! [panting] 04:07.679 --> 04:09.480 She's playing the victim and trying to ruin me. 04:09.560 --> 04:11.320 Oh, maybe she's really sick today. 04:11.399 --> 04:12.880 Yeah, she's sick because of him. 04:12.959 --> 04:14.440 You're such a dumbass. 04:14.519 --> 04:16.279 You screwed it up with the boss's daughter. 04:16.360 --> 04:19.200 -The dog. It was the stupid dog! Oh, God! -What dog? 04:19.279 --> 04:21.000 Santi, breathe, brother. 04:21.720 --> 04:24.320 I can't breathe, dude. I'm scared of Román. 04:24.400 --> 04:26.760 My dream project will go to shit if he finds out! 04:26.840 --> 04:28.960 Why did you call us? What did you expect? 04:29.039 --> 04:31.240 Well, Álex didn't answer her phone 'cause she's in class. 04:31.320 --> 04:34.479 Tell her you're sorry and grovel to her. I don't know. 04:34.560 --> 04:36.400 -[cell phone chimes] -[exhales] Ooh! 04:36.479 --> 04:37.919 A message from Paula. I'm going. 04:38.000 --> 04:39.080 Wait, no. Read aloud. 04:39.160 --> 04:42.240 Wait, no. I don't know how to answer this without hanging up. See you. 04:42.320 --> 04:43.360 -Uh… -[phone beeps] 04:48.680 --> 04:51.080 [sighs, exhales] 04:59.240 --> 05:01.080 [panting] 05:06.039 --> 05:08.360 [indistinct chatter] 05:09.479 --> 05:10.440 Hey! 05:13.960 --> 05:15.680 [panting] 05:15.760 --> 05:18.599 I forgive you. It was nothing. I'm an understanding guy. 05:18.680 --> 05:20.440 You got a little overwhelmed. I get it. 05:20.520 --> 05:24.000 You and me, we're still getting to know each other, and I'm sorry about the dog. 05:24.080 --> 05:25.760 I really am. I'll buy you one. 05:25.840 --> 05:28.359 -Or better, we could adopt a blind one. -[both chuckle] 05:28.440 --> 05:30.840 Let's tell your dad everything tonight at dinner. 05:30.919 --> 05:31.880 [sighs] 05:31.960 --> 05:33.760 -Did you delete the video? -What video? 05:33.840 --> 05:36.080 The one you took where I said I'd fuck you. 05:36.160 --> 05:38.520 -Oh, the consent video. Well, no. -Hmm. 05:38.599 --> 05:40.840 But I can delete it from my phone right now. 05:40.919 --> 05:43.359 You can help me destroy it. Uh, what, "destroy it"? 05:43.440 --> 05:45.520 "Delete it," maybe I should say? Delete. 05:45.599 --> 05:46.960 -Uh… -What's wrong? 05:47.039 --> 05:49.039 Hmm. No, it's… 05:50.240 --> 05:52.080 I left my phone charging at my desk. 05:52.160 --> 05:54.760 -Hmm. I'll be right back. -Delete that video! 05:54.840 --> 05:56.919 I will. I will. Don't move, okay? 05:57.000 --> 05:59.240 Okay. I'll be right back so we can finish this. 05:59.320 --> 06:01.080 Uh, bye, bye. Okay, bye. Bye, bye. 06:06.400 --> 06:07.320 Oh, shit! 06:07.400 --> 06:09.160 [grunts] Excuse me. 06:11.840 --> 06:14.640 Uh, have you seen a cell phone? I swear I left it here. 06:14.720 --> 06:16.440 -No. -No? 06:23.799 --> 06:24.799 You sure? 06:27.440 --> 06:29.039 Because I know I left it here. 06:29.120 --> 06:31.599 Right here on the sink. I left it here five minutes ago. 06:31.680 --> 06:34.200 -Maybe you accidentally knocked it off. -I didn't see anything. 06:35.799 --> 06:36.799 Shit! 06:38.799 --> 06:39.760 Damn. 06:40.760 --> 06:44.720 Listen, it's very important that I get my cell phone back. 06:44.799 --> 06:48.240 Maybe it's in there? In your pocket, you know? 06:48.320 --> 06:51.000 If that's the case, I'll give you 100 euros, no questions asked. 06:51.599 --> 06:53.599 No, sir. This is my phone. 06:54.840 --> 06:55.720 Two hundred? 07:00.680 --> 07:01.599 Oh! 07:08.400 --> 07:09.280 [knock on door] 07:09.880 --> 07:11.760 -May I? -[man 1] Come in, Pedro. 07:11.840 --> 07:14.080 -Please sit down. -[Pedro] Thank you. 07:14.160 --> 07:16.479 [exhaling] 07:16.560 --> 07:18.359 [man 2] Tell us what happened with Ángela. 07:19.400 --> 07:22.680 Well, uh, I wanted to clear this up with you as well. 07:22.760 --> 07:24.919 This is all a misunderstanding, I think. 07:25.000 --> 07:27.239 I promise there are no misunderstandings here. 07:27.320 --> 07:29.640 We take things very seriously. 07:30.239 --> 07:32.560 It's true this is the first time a woman harassed a man, 07:32.640 --> 07:34.599 but that doesn't make it any less important. 07:34.680 --> 07:37.159 [clears throat] After getting some perspective, 07:37.239 --> 07:39.560 I think harassment might be a little excessive. 07:39.640 --> 07:41.239 "She asked me to go to her house 07:41.320 --> 07:43.239 with the excuse she didn't have a babysitter." 07:43.320 --> 07:44.599 "When we finished working, 07:44.680 --> 07:48.520 she opened a bottle of wine, and she forced me to massage her feet." 07:51.960 --> 07:53.440 I think she was exhausted. 07:54.039 --> 07:56.560 Men don't know what it's like to wear high heels, you know. 07:57.280 --> 08:01.840 "While driving to a meeting in her car, she put her hand on my thigh." 08:02.320 --> 08:05.239 It... it was a spontaneous gesture, nothing more. 08:05.840 --> 08:09.359 In another paragraph, you say that she forced you to get naked in her office. 08:09.440 --> 08:11.880 -Wait. I was not forced. -[man 1] "She spilled coffee on me." 08:11.960 --> 08:13.719 "And she bought me a new shirt." 08:13.799 --> 08:16.719 "Then she invited me to try it on right there in front of her." 08:16.799 --> 08:19.599 She gave me the option of getting changed in the bathroom. 08:19.679 --> 08:21.400 It doesn't say that here. 08:22.039 --> 08:22.880 Oh, no? 08:22.960 --> 08:24.039 -[man 2] Pedro. -[splutters] 08:24.120 --> 08:25.159 Do you feel threatened? 08:25.239 --> 08:27.159 -By Ángela? No, not me. -[man 2] Hmm. 08:27.239 --> 08:31.679 So then are you trying to say that this report we were given is false? 08:31.760 --> 08:34.799 No, I wouldn't say it's false. It's been hard. 08:34.880 --> 08:36.760 [man 2] Do you need psychological support? 08:36.840 --> 08:39.240 No, I mean, uh, man. 08:40.039 --> 08:42.240 Uh, it's been awkward, but… 08:42.320 --> 08:45.280 Well, that's everything. Nothing more. 08:45.360 --> 08:46.720 Thank you. 08:46.800 --> 08:50.360 I would like to add that I think Ángela is very, very professional. 08:50.440 --> 08:52.760 We think so too. That's the problem. 08:52.840 --> 08:54.480 No, no, it wasn't harassment. 08:55.880 --> 08:56.800 I wanted to fuck. 08:57.720 --> 09:00.240 But come on, I think it's ridiculous that that's a problem. 09:00.320 --> 09:02.360 Adolfo, you married your secretary. 09:02.440 --> 09:03.680 Yes, in different times. 09:03.760 --> 09:07.199 We're not accusing you of anything, but understand that by law, 09:07.280 --> 09:08.400 there exists a protocol we-- 09:08.480 --> 09:09.880 You have me working 14-hour days. 09:09.959 --> 09:13.000 So why don't you tell me when I'm supposed to meet someone outside of work? 09:13.079 --> 09:16.680 The problem is that between you and Pedro, there is a power dynamic. 09:16.760 --> 09:19.920 Right, sure, I'm the CEO. There's no one above me. 09:20.000 --> 09:21.800 Who do I go for? For you two? 09:22.440 --> 09:24.720 Ángela, you're making this difficult. 09:24.800 --> 09:27.680 No. Don't worry. I'll make it easy for you. 09:39.079 --> 09:40.600 [Daniela] Hey, babe! 09:40.680 --> 09:42.839 [shouts] Did you do the tests? 09:42.920 --> 09:45.880 When do you get the results? Ah! I'm so nervous. 09:45.959 --> 09:48.440 It's just while the nurse was crushing my tits with that machine, 09:48.520 --> 09:53.240 I couldn't stop thinking to myself, "Oh my God! Oh my God, this is serious." 09:53.320 --> 09:56.240 "We're going to have a kid soon." What happened? 09:57.520 --> 09:58.800 I'm now the CEO. 09:59.839 --> 10:00.680 What? 10:01.680 --> 10:04.760 [shouts] Mmm-mmm-mmm! Mwah! 10:05.839 --> 10:08.560 But, dude, aren't you happy about this? You should cheer up. 10:08.640 --> 10:10.640 Yes, it's just I wasn't expecting it. 10:10.720 --> 10:13.480 Patri, champagne! Pedro got promoted. 10:13.560 --> 10:14.720 [Patricia] That's awesome! 10:14.800 --> 10:16.440 And what happened to your annoying boss? 10:16.520 --> 10:17.480 Did they fire her or…? 10:17.560 --> 10:19.560 No, I think she quit. 10:19.640 --> 10:22.160 -[Daniela] Why? -Probably got a better offer. 10:22.240 --> 10:26.480 -Oh. My new CEO. -[laughs] Mmm! 10:27.079 --> 10:29.360 Finally, both of us are doing well. 10:30.600 --> 10:33.800 I'm so happy for you. May God bless you. 10:33.880 --> 10:36.920 No, Patri, why don't you bring a glass over for you as well? 10:37.000 --> 10:38.280 And one for Stefan. 10:38.360 --> 10:40.600 Stefan, come toast with us! Come! 10:40.680 --> 10:42.959 -[chuckles] -Are we gonna toast with them too? 10:44.120 --> 10:47.240 Honey, if you're gonna be a CEO, learn to be more inclusive. 10:47.320 --> 10:48.959 Hmm. Say no more. 10:49.040 --> 10:51.440 [both laugh] 10:51.520 --> 10:54.839 Okay, so there could be a video going 'round the office 10:54.920 --> 10:56.719 of your boss's daughter naked, 10:56.800 --> 10:58.760 begging you to fuck her every which way? [laughing] 10:58.839 --> 11:00.640 She might think you leaked it out of spite. 11:00.719 --> 11:01.760 Serve! 11:01.839 --> 11:03.880 People kill themselves over stuff like this. 11:03.959 --> 11:05.920 You ordinary citizens don't know the figures. 11:06.000 --> 11:09.920 Hacking a cell phone is hard, right? Don't they have a lot of security? 11:10.000 --> 11:12.040 -And do you have a biometric key? -Just play! 11:12.120 --> 11:14.199 -[Santi] What's that? -You unlock it with your face. 11:14.280 --> 11:15.360 Oh, yeah, I do. 11:15.440 --> 11:17.280 [Pedro] Shut up and focus! 11:18.199 --> 11:20.120 All right, 6-3. Let's break that tie. 11:20.199 --> 11:21.760 No, I'm going to a wine tasting. 11:22.360 --> 11:25.400 -What about our isotonic beer? -He's meeting up with his gay buddies. 11:25.480 --> 11:26.760 Again? 11:26.839 --> 11:29.320 Do you have more fun with them than you do with us? 11:30.160 --> 11:33.160 It's… different. 11:33.240 --> 11:34.640 -What the-- -That's a yes. 11:35.600 --> 11:37.440 Know what Diego did when I moved in? 11:37.520 --> 11:40.120 Threw me a welcome party. What did you do? 11:40.199 --> 11:42.800 Nothing. I have to throw you a party when you move in uninvited? 11:45.880 --> 11:47.959 -But-- -[scoffs] Screw him. 11:48.040 --> 11:49.400 Now it's just us three. 11:50.640 --> 11:52.880 -We're losing Raúl. -Don't you dare say that. 11:55.520 --> 11:57.920 So, what are you going to do? Just date them both? 11:58.000 --> 11:59.320 -[laughs] -No! What? 11:59.400 --> 12:01.800 If things are good with the father and with the kid as well, 12:01.880 --> 12:03.400 don't get introduced to the family. 12:03.480 --> 12:05.000 You'd cause a scene at Christmas. 12:05.079 --> 12:06.520 It's the screw-up of the century. 12:06.600 --> 12:09.320 I don't know who I am. I'm being unfaithful, but to myself. 12:09.400 --> 12:11.680 Girl, you're intense. Come on. Two shots, please. 12:11.760 --> 12:14.800 No, I don't want any shots. I just wanna figure out what's going on. 12:14.880 --> 12:17.000 -Girl, decide. The silver fox or his kid? -[gasps] 12:17.079 --> 12:19.120 -[horn honks] -Look, I parked. 12:19.199 --> 12:21.920 Yes, Álex, but it took you ten maneuvers. Pull out and do it again. 12:22.000 --> 12:23.800 -Once more? -[Esther] Don't beep the horn. 12:23.880 --> 12:24.800 You're right here. 12:24.880 --> 12:26.640 Aren't you supposed to be in the car with her? 12:26.719 --> 12:29.079 No, no, she needs to get used to being alone. 12:29.160 --> 12:30.719 -[cell phone chimes] -[slurping] 12:31.719 --> 12:32.600 All right. 12:33.800 --> 12:35.240 [Luis] Hey, honey. 12:35.320 --> 12:37.040 I'm going out for a few drinks tonight. 12:37.120 --> 12:40.560 Can you look after the kids? Because my mom says she still won't do it. 12:40.640 --> 12:41.800 Kisses. 12:41.880 --> 12:43.520 All right. I know he scored someone. 12:43.599 --> 12:45.920 Well, that's the point of keeping your relationship open. 12:46.000 --> 12:47.040 You meet new people. 12:47.120 --> 12:50.760 Okay, dear. It's just... Who are you going with, hon? 12:50.839 --> 12:52.760 -You're jealous. [laughing] -No. 12:52.839 --> 12:53.680 Yes. 12:53.760 --> 12:57.160 Every time he tells me he's going out, I feel this anxiety in my stomach. 12:57.760 --> 12:59.480 -Think it's celiac? -[cell phone chimes] 13:00.120 --> 13:02.599 [Luis] Esther, if I tell you who I'm going out with every time, 13:02.680 --> 13:05.440 when it's a date, what do I do? Lie to you? 13:05.520 --> 13:06.360 What do I say now? 13:06.440 --> 13:09.920 -Nothing. I think he's got you. -Why did I ever agree to this? 13:10.000 --> 13:11.959 It was much better just cheating. 13:12.040 --> 13:14.360 Hiding it while there's mystery and guilt, but it's easier. 13:14.440 --> 13:16.320 You had a terrible time with the trainer though. 13:16.400 --> 13:18.040 -Yes, but I lost weight. -[horn honks] 13:18.120 --> 13:19.520 -Ooh! -Álex, please! 13:19.599 --> 13:21.520 You shouldn't pull out so far. Straighten up. 13:21.599 --> 13:24.280 -[Álex] Sorry, my bad. -Esther, you made a deal. 13:24.360 --> 13:27.640 And if you can get it to click, I promise you, you're going to enjoy it. 13:29.560 --> 13:31.440 I'm going to drain him before he goes out. 13:31.520 --> 13:32.839 That's really disgusting. 13:32.920 --> 13:34.320 But you understood. 13:36.079 --> 13:37.240 [sighs] 13:45.280 --> 13:46.360 Oh! Wh-- 13:46.880 --> 13:47.719 Hello, Luis. 13:47.800 --> 13:49.640 Oh, you scared me. What are--? 13:49.719 --> 13:51.040 -I'm turned on. -Oh. 13:51.120 --> 13:54.920 But wh-- what are you doing? The kids, they haven't brushed their teeth yet. 13:55.000 --> 13:57.599 [Esther] Oh, shut up and enjoy it. This doesn't happen every day. 13:57.680 --> 14:00.199 -[mutters] -[Esther] God! Make the water colder. 14:00.280 --> 14:01.240 It's burning hot. 14:01.320 --> 14:03.920 -[yelps] How can you shower like this? -Well, I just-- 14:04.000 --> 14:05.560 Well, I guess I just like it… 14:06.199 --> 14:08.599 ooh… nice and hot. 14:17.280 --> 14:19.760 [clears throat] Another round? 14:20.560 --> 14:23.959 -I don't know. I'm feeling bad. -[Pedro scoffs, sighs] 14:25.000 --> 14:27.000 It's 'cause we miss Raúl, hmm? 14:27.079 --> 14:30.120 He's such a massive asshole, but without him, it's so empty. 14:30.640 --> 14:32.920 We're just used to it. We don't need him anymore. 14:33.000 --> 14:34.160 What about our matches? 14:37.240 --> 14:38.319 [sighs] 14:38.400 --> 14:42.360 Well, maybe we could meet up with him and his new friends, hmm? 14:42.439 --> 14:44.520 You think he'd be okay to mix the groups? 14:44.599 --> 14:45.959 Define "mixing." 14:46.040 --> 14:47.040 Let's see. 14:47.120 --> 14:50.520 "Wine tasting, Madrid today." Hmm. 14:51.319 --> 14:55.439 [woman] For wines in reserves, tertiary aromas emerge. 14:55.520 --> 14:57.599 That's what's known as the bouquet. 14:58.280 --> 15:01.280 In this wine, for example, what do you smell? 15:01.880 --> 15:02.880 Immerse yourself. 15:03.599 --> 15:05.760 -[Diego] I detect a hint of leather. -[woman] Okay. 15:06.479 --> 15:08.959 -Has a hint of smoke. Like tobacco. -[woman] Hmm. 15:09.040 --> 15:11.439 -And a hint of chocolate possibly? -[woman] Maybe. 15:13.280 --> 15:14.760 [gulps] That's good. 15:14.839 --> 15:16.760 [chuckles] He's hetero. 15:16.839 --> 15:18.360 -[chuckles] -Who cares about that? 15:18.439 --> 15:21.520 Hey, guys, the whole sexual orientations is a total lie. 15:21.599 --> 15:23.439 That's why it's called a spectrum. 15:23.520 --> 15:25.560 Ronaldo is straight. Get over it. 15:25.640 --> 15:26.839 I don't think so, girl. 15:26.920 --> 15:30.160 Well, I am straight. Women turn me on. That's all I'm sure of in life. 15:30.880 --> 15:33.319 -Have you never jerked someone off? -Why would I? 15:33.400 --> 15:34.800 [Diego] Bud sex. Know what I mean? 15:34.880 --> 15:37.560 You straight guys do it in jail when you don't have any women. 15:37.640 --> 15:40.160 That's a myth. Like getting a cold from a cold day. 15:40.240 --> 15:42.000 Sex between straight men is super in fashion. 15:42.079 --> 15:44.839 Well, fraternities like that are all the rage now. 15:44.920 --> 15:45.760 [Raúl] What? 15:45.839 --> 15:48.640 Straight men going to masturbate together at clubs. 15:48.719 --> 15:51.120 Well, hetero… heteroflexible. 15:51.199 --> 15:52.959 Enough with the labels, okay? 15:53.040 --> 15:54.680 I thought you took some course, honey. 15:54.760 --> 15:56.599 [Diego] Raúl, you won't be fully deconstructed 15:56.680 --> 16:00.120 until you get over your fear of kissing a dick. Hmm? 16:02.920 --> 16:05.800 Look, now I do detect a hint of chocolate. 16:06.319 --> 16:07.280 [Santi] Raúl, buddy! 16:07.359 --> 16:08.599 -[Luis] Raúl, dude! -[Santi] Hey! 16:08.680 --> 16:09.760 -Hey! -Hey! 16:09.839 --> 16:11.079 -Hey! -[chuckling] 16:11.160 --> 16:12.240 Why are you here? 16:12.319 --> 16:14.319 We thought we could hang out with your new friends. 16:14.400 --> 16:16.319 So you can see what great friends we are too. 16:16.400 --> 16:17.800 -Yeah. -Hey, Diego! 16:17.880 --> 16:19.599 -Hey! -[Luis] Hey, what's up, buddy? 16:19.680 --> 16:21.680 [Raúl] No, no. This is a private event. 16:21.760 --> 16:23.439 [Pedro] Where's it say that? 16:23.520 --> 16:25.400 This place doesn't suit you. Come on. 16:25.479 --> 16:26.319 But it suits you? 16:26.400 --> 16:28.880 You have to have an open mind. These people say weird stuff. 16:28.959 --> 16:30.920 That's awesome. We can learn something new tonight. 16:31.000 --> 16:32.079 Tomorrow. Tomorrow. 16:32.160 --> 16:35.079 -See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. -Hey, dude! 16:35.160 --> 16:37.439 [Pedro grunts, groans] 16:38.319 --> 16:40.560 -[exhales] -Our group is falling apart. 16:41.959 --> 16:43.040 [Pedro sighs] 16:50.760 --> 16:53.599 So, now what? What can I say? 16:54.959 --> 16:56.359 You don't look surprised. 16:56.880 --> 16:59.520 Well, the empty suitcase and the bags from Ikea. 16:59.599 --> 17:01.319 [scoffs] Those did warn me a bit. 17:03.400 --> 17:05.319 You're a wonderful man, Héctor, and deserve-- 17:05.399 --> 17:06.399 No, stop that. 17:06.480 --> 17:09.800 I can't stand these moments of compassion that just feel fake. 17:11.319 --> 17:14.399 I know you wanna grab all your bags and get outta here. 17:15.119 --> 17:17.599 If I didn't have to get up early tomorrow, I'd stay longer. 17:17.680 --> 17:18.520 [Héctor exhales] 17:19.560 --> 17:21.760 We did have some good times. Hmm. 17:21.839 --> 17:24.319 You made my divorce so much more bearable. 17:27.560 --> 17:28.720 [Luz inhales] 17:29.440 --> 17:31.000 [Héctor] There's someone else, right? 17:32.880 --> 17:33.880 [hesitates] Yeah. 17:34.640 --> 17:35.880 Much younger? 17:37.120 --> 17:39.760 I swear that I have tried to adapt to monogamy, but it's… 17:39.840 --> 17:41.600 -[both chuckle] -[Luz] It's just not me. 17:42.560 --> 17:43.840 [exhales] 17:53.080 --> 17:55.080 [indistinct chatter] 17:56.000 --> 17:57.000 Afternoon. 18:04.800 --> 18:05.840 [sighs] 18:14.600 --> 18:15.560 [exhales] Oh, God. 18:17.560 --> 18:19.320 Peter! Oh my God! 18:19.399 --> 18:22.440 Hey, my dude. You're the fucking man. You had it all worked out. 18:22.520 --> 18:25.720 It never crossed my mind to say that I was harassed by a woman. 18:25.800 --> 18:27.720 We have to celebrate and talk about my raise. 18:28.320 --> 18:29.520 Roberto, uh… 18:29.600 --> 18:32.399 We can go to one of those Chinese hair salons with a surprise. 18:33.640 --> 18:34.720 What kind of surprise? 18:34.800 --> 18:37.640 Well, you go and they cut your hair and do a great job. 18:37.720 --> 18:40.320 And when they're done, the hairdresser asks you, "Want a massage?" 18:40.399 --> 18:42.800 They take you to the back, give you a blow job or hand job. 18:42.880 --> 18:43.720 Oh my God. 18:43.800 --> 18:46.000 You talk to the mama-san, and she helps you. 18:46.080 --> 18:49.520 No, Asian women are very attentive. It's a really different culture there. 18:49.600 --> 18:51.919 Sorry, I have to go meet with the scriptwriters. Hmm? 18:52.520 --> 18:57.320 Okay, okay. Hey, if they harass you, give me a call. 18:57.399 --> 18:59.440 [laughs, clears throat] 18:59.520 --> 19:01.480 -It's so terrible. -And he got away with it? 19:01.560 --> 19:04.159 [Pedro] Good morning. As you know, there has been a restructuring 19:04.240 --> 19:05.159 in the company. 19:05.240 --> 19:08.840 And as new CEO, I thought Ali should be the new director of fiction. 19:08.919 --> 19:11.000 -I don't want to. -[Pedro] Okay, well, Olga. 19:11.600 --> 19:13.520 -Bea? -Well, yeah! 19:13.600 --> 19:14.679 [laughing] 19:14.760 --> 19:16.399 Oh, shit, no. 19:16.480 --> 19:18.800 [Olga] It's awful you messed with someone's career like that. 19:18.880 --> 19:20.440 So we're the harassers now? 19:20.520 --> 19:23.399 Well, yes. You three were here. You saw, and you didn't support me. 19:23.480 --> 19:24.919 Where is your sisterhood? 19:25.000 --> 19:26.800 Sisterhood only applies between women. 19:26.880 --> 19:29.120 Yeah. Your vocabulary is exclusionist. 19:29.200 --> 19:30.800 Pedro, Carla Andrade is here. 19:30.880 --> 19:32.480 Yeah, show her to my office. Thank you. 19:32.560 --> 19:35.600 Oh, the director's a woman? To save money. 19:35.679 --> 19:37.320 Don't be so closed-minded, okay? 19:37.840 --> 19:39.840 You know, this can't continue. I think I'm just-- 19:39.919 --> 19:43.159 We have a series to make, and it can be either a wonderful journey or a nightmare. 19:43.240 --> 19:44.640 This time, it's your choice. 19:45.880 --> 19:48.120 -Was he more arrogant? Mm. -A little. 19:49.840 --> 19:53.320 [gasps] Carla. Pedro Aguilar. 19:53.399 --> 19:55.120 -Oh, hey! -Did you read the script? 19:55.200 --> 19:56.240 Do you love our project? 19:56.919 --> 19:57.960 Ángela's not here? 20:00.440 --> 20:03.679 Ángela decided to take her career in a new direction. 20:04.399 --> 20:07.440 -[clears throat] She's somewhere else now. -Ah, wow. 20:08.320 --> 20:11.480 Well, you see it's just I had some notes that I wanted to share with her. 20:11.560 --> 20:14.080 Tell me, tell me. Anything to improve the story. 20:14.159 --> 20:16.760 I think the character of Pablo is too much of a prick. 20:16.840 --> 20:18.040 I don't like him. 20:19.679 --> 20:21.200 [Pedro exhales] 20:25.600 --> 20:28.919 [exhales] Uh, hey, Mónica. She's not in again? 20:29.000 --> 20:31.600 Paula? She didn't answer when I called her. 20:32.200 --> 20:33.159 Oh. 20:37.040 --> 20:40.000 -You should try sending her a message. -I think you should. 20:40.080 --> 20:43.000 What? No, no, no, uh, I don't know her well enough. 20:43.080 --> 20:45.600 You don't know her, but you're asking lots of questions. 20:47.800 --> 20:49.880 I'm a hypochondriac, you know? 20:49.960 --> 20:52.320 -If she has a virus, she should tell us. -[Román] Santiago! 20:52.399 --> 20:53.800 Uh, Román. Yes, sir, yes. 20:54.560 --> 20:55.600 See me in my office. 20:57.240 --> 20:58.320 He seems tense, huh? 21:00.399 --> 21:01.320 [gasps] 21:04.600 --> 21:06.159 Román, what's up? All good? 21:11.159 --> 21:12.080 [grunts] 21:13.720 --> 21:14.720 Um… 21:15.600 --> 21:17.679 I wanted to ask you about your relationship with Paula. 21:19.200 --> 21:20.360 Paula? Which Paula? 21:20.440 --> 21:21.520 My daughter. 21:22.120 --> 21:25.120 Ah, Paula Paula. Oh, my colleague here. Yes, what's up? 21:25.919 --> 21:29.120 You guys like to chat. Has she said anything? 21:29.200 --> 21:30.840 Like, what would she say? 21:30.919 --> 21:32.200 She doesn't seem well. 21:33.080 --> 21:34.720 She have a problem I should know about? 21:35.560 --> 21:38.520 Well, uh, she doesn't tell me much. 21:38.600 --> 21:41.200 I mean, what we talk about, it's all trivial. 21:41.280 --> 21:43.760 We send each other memes. She really hasn't opened up. 21:43.840 --> 21:46.800 You know? Uh, I mean, emotionally, you know? 21:46.880 --> 21:48.360 She's been through a lot, poor thing. 21:48.439 --> 21:51.120 I just hope she's not involved in anything toxic. 21:51.200 --> 21:52.480 What do you mean, "toxic"? 21:52.560 --> 21:55.439 She was with this asshole that triggered her eating disorder. 21:55.520 --> 21:57.480 And she got hooked on tranquilizers. 21:57.560 --> 22:00.040 Professionally, she's a pro, but with her emotions, 22:00.120 --> 22:02.600 she falls to pieces over these assholes. 22:02.679 --> 22:06.960 Oh, wow, well, I didn't know that her personality was so unstable. 22:07.040 --> 22:08.560 That's right. She's unstable. 22:09.720 --> 22:12.000 Excuse me, Román. Santi, they're looking for you at HR. 22:12.080 --> 22:12.919 -[Santi] Me? -Mm-hmm. 22:13.000 --> 22:15.360 -[Santi] Oh, okay. -[Román] Not a word about this, hmm? 22:15.960 --> 22:17.080 I told you in confidence. 22:17.720 --> 22:20.840 Please, I'm offended. Eh, no, I mean, you didn't offend me. 22:20.919 --> 22:22.919 It's just I'm saying things that are stupid. 22:23.000 --> 22:25.600 I don't know what I said, actually. Oh, it's because of my grandma. 22:25.679 --> 22:28.080 My grandma Conchita did. She was so sweet. 22:28.159 --> 22:30.960 She used to make me amazing French toast. Delicious! 22:33.919 --> 22:35.679 -Hey, did you find my cell phone? -[woman] No. 22:37.000 --> 22:38.240 Sit down, please. 22:38.320 --> 22:39.520 Oh, uh, um… 22:39.600 --> 22:41.159 [clears throat] Yes. 22:42.439 --> 22:44.439 What happened yesterday in the bathroom with Isabel? 22:45.080 --> 22:47.120 -Which Isabel? -The cleaning woman. 22:47.200 --> 22:51.040 Ah, nothing. It was nothing. What did she say? 22:51.120 --> 22:54.720 Well, she has made a complaint. She said you're accusing her of stealing. 22:54.800 --> 22:57.919 Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. 22:58.000 --> 22:59.240 No, I did not say that. 22:59.320 --> 23:00.320 Is she lying then? 23:00.399 --> 23:02.280 [laughs] No. No, honestly. 23:02.360 --> 23:04.640 No, let me tell you. Okay, when I explain this, 23:04.720 --> 23:07.679 you're gonna say, "What a mess this guy has gotten into." [chuckles] 23:07.760 --> 23:10.720 Listen, no. I left my cell phone in the bathroom, okay? 23:10.800 --> 23:13.399 I went back, I don't know, five minutes later. 23:13.480 --> 23:14.480 But it wasn't there. 23:14.560 --> 23:15.960 And she was cleaning in there. 23:16.040 --> 23:18.640 And then, well, I offered her 100 euros 23:18.720 --> 23:21.040 as a reward if she found it, but that's it. 23:21.120 --> 23:23.320 Mm-hmm. Okay? So, I'll apologize. 23:23.399 --> 23:25.520 -Fine. But do it by email. -Mm-hmm. 23:25.600 --> 23:27.040 EthicalChannel@ubizkuo.net. 23:27.120 --> 23:29.399 -Right, so more official. Got it. -Yes. 23:29.480 --> 23:32.200 One more thing. If my cell phone ends up turning up, 23:32.280 --> 23:36.760 let me know because my daughter, she gave it to me for Father's Day. 23:36.840 --> 23:38.800 Mm-hmm. Okay, okay, well… 23:40.360 --> 23:41.880 I'm not worried, okay? 23:41.960 --> 23:45.480 My password is very complicated. Face ID, and it's impossible to decipher. 23:45.560 --> 23:49.120 But, well, just in case. Mm-hmm. Um, thank you. What's your name? 23:49.200 --> 23:50.200 Mari Carmen. 23:50.280 --> 23:53.679 Oh, yeah. I won't forget it. Like karma. Hmm. 23:56.520 --> 24:00.480 DRIVER'S LICENSE TEST CENTER 24:04.040 --> 24:06.280 -[Esther] Honey, aren't you nervous? -[Álex] Nope. 24:06.360 --> 24:08.760 -There's no way you're not nervous. -I'm not. 24:08.840 --> 24:09.679 [cell phone rings] 24:10.360 --> 24:11.960 Luis, didn't I tell you I have exams? 24:12.040 --> 24:14.560 Hey, honey, really quick. I'm going out tonight again. 24:14.640 --> 24:16.679 -What, again? -That's why I said "again." 24:16.760 --> 24:19.399 This is getting out of control. Where are you going? 24:19.480 --> 24:22.399 What about you? You go out smoking joints with your classmates. 24:22.480 --> 24:23.880 You puked all over my patrol car. 24:23.960 --> 24:25.280 That was already there. 24:25.360 --> 24:28.600 -Okay, see you later. -[inhales] You owe me two nights, okay? 24:29.679 --> 24:30.919 Problems with your marriage? 24:31.679 --> 24:33.120 Quiet, girl. Get in the car. 24:33.800 --> 24:34.800 How's it going? 24:35.480 --> 24:36.760 [exhales] 24:38.200 --> 24:40.439 -[engine turns over] -[man] Leave the test center. 24:40.520 --> 24:42.360 And turn out onto the main road, please. 24:55.320 --> 24:58.840 -To your left. -Stop. Stop the car, and turn it off now. 24:58.919 --> 25:00.840 Um, what happened? 25:00.919 --> 25:02.159 The sign said no entry. 25:02.240 --> 25:03.960 Plus, your instructor was giving you signals. 25:04.040 --> 25:05.240 -No! -[Álex gasps] 25:17.080 --> 25:19.240 You broke up with my father. He's so broken. 25:19.320 --> 25:22.679 I feel sorry for him, but hey. He should go out with someone his own age. 25:22.760 --> 25:24.560 Uh, just sit. 25:24.640 --> 25:26.520 You're fucking kidding. Are you dumping me too? 25:27.360 --> 25:28.840 I wanna be mature. 25:28.919 --> 25:32.439 In fact, I wanna thank you. I almost made a huge mistake. 25:32.520 --> 25:33.480 What mistake? 25:34.000 --> 25:35.280 Becoming a mother. 25:35.800 --> 25:39.560 I don't want a son like you. That's a weight off my shoulders. 25:39.640 --> 25:41.720 Seriously? You don't want either of us? 25:43.000 --> 25:43.840 Luz. 25:45.240 --> 25:46.880 Luz, you wrecked my family! 25:52.679 --> 25:53.679 Hey. 25:54.360 --> 25:55.520 When can you do the surgery? 25:55.600 --> 25:58.360 -So you've made a decision, Luz? -Oh, yes. 26:03.720 --> 26:05.240 -Thank you, Doctor. -Take care. 26:05.320 --> 26:06.159 Here you go. 26:06.880 --> 26:08.560 Nothing else? Thank you. 26:11.120 --> 26:12.080 [grunts] 26:12.159 --> 26:15.360 -[Raúl] What's up, Peter? -Raúl, I just ran into Luz. 26:15.439 --> 26:17.919 She came out of the gynecologist's with a bunch of leaflets. 26:18.000 --> 26:20.320 -Is she pregnant? -Either that, or she's trying to be. 26:20.399 --> 26:22.240 They specialize in artificial insemination here. 26:22.320 --> 26:24.120 She's getting inseminated, dude. 26:24.199 --> 26:27.000 You're kidding. With the old guy? Is he there? 26:27.560 --> 26:30.520 Raúl, it's a urologist office too. 26:31.159 --> 26:32.480 There's tons of old guys. 26:32.560 --> 26:34.880 Why are you seeing the urologist? Did your ball get swollen? 26:34.960 --> 26:36.760 -Pedro Aguilar? -Yes, I'm up now. 26:36.840 --> 26:39.520 You're kidding. Don't leave me hanging. You gotta follow her. 26:39.600 --> 26:40.679 [huffs] 26:43.000 --> 26:45.280 Okay, Pedro, well, we have the results here. 26:45.360 --> 26:47.240 The serology went well. 26:47.320 --> 26:49.480 -You have no infections. -[laughs] Well. 26:50.199 --> 26:53.960 But you only have one million sperm per milliliter. 26:54.640 --> 26:56.760 [exhales] But that's a lot, right? 26:56.840 --> 27:00.120 No, that's very small. You should have over 15 million. 27:00.800 --> 27:03.199 What's more, the morphology is defective, 27:03.280 --> 27:06.399 and the mobility is reduced. 27:07.080 --> 27:08.679 I don't wanna lie to you. 27:08.760 --> 27:09.880 With these results, 27:09.960 --> 27:13.159 I think a natural pregnancy is practically impossible. 27:14.600 --> 27:18.880 Well, look, uh, lately I've been under, you know, a lot of stress. 27:18.960 --> 27:19.840 [doctor] Hmm. 27:19.919 --> 27:22.640 I understand that can really affect your sperm production. 27:22.720 --> 27:23.720 Actually, no. 27:26.080 --> 27:30.960 And can't you just prescribe, I don't know, some vitamins or collagen? 27:31.040 --> 27:33.399 First, we'll do a REM semen analysis, 27:33.480 --> 27:37.480 where we treat the sperm to find out exactly how many of your sperm are mobile 27:37.560 --> 27:38.480 at the moment. 27:39.080 --> 27:41.120 From there, we have to decide 27:41.199 --> 27:45.480 which assisted reproduction technique is the best for your circumstances. 27:45.560 --> 27:47.480 [panting] Reproduction technique? 27:47.560 --> 27:49.439 You should come back with your girlfriend 27:49.520 --> 27:52.399 and one of our specialists will explain the process to you. 27:53.000 --> 27:57.040 -We have very flexible financial packages. -[gasps, gulps] 27:58.120 --> 27:59.159 [sighs] 28:10.159 --> 28:12.000 -I'm super healthy, babe! -[chuckles] 28:12.080 --> 28:15.159 I have the follicle count of a 20-year-old and an AMH level of 2.0. 28:15.240 --> 28:17.199 Wow, awesome! Whoa! 28:17.280 --> 28:19.480 -What did they tell you? -Well, it's all perfect. 28:19.560 --> 28:23.120 Off the charts. I have millions of sperm, an outrageous amount. 28:23.199 --> 28:25.840 I was so happy with the reports, I forgot them on his desk. 28:25.919 --> 28:28.080 -Look them up on the app. Let's check. -No, later. 28:28.159 --> 28:30.720 Um, dinner? I'm meeting up with the guys soon. 28:32.399 --> 28:33.640 Did you actually go? 28:34.679 --> 28:37.919 Yes, yes. Look. The appointment. 28:38.720 --> 28:40.600 -Okay, okay. Oh! Amazing! -[laughing] 28:40.679 --> 28:41.880 We're like two young kids. 28:41.959 --> 28:43.320 I never doubted us. 28:43.399 --> 28:44.360 Let's celebrate now. 28:45.560 --> 28:47.480 Right now. I'll get the wine. 28:47.560 --> 28:48.560 Pedro… 28:49.600 --> 28:50.480 Sex. 28:50.560 --> 28:52.320 Oh, yeah, yeah. Mm! 28:52.399 --> 28:54.399 [both moaning] 29:13.560 --> 29:14.480 [Luis grunts] 29:16.199 --> 29:18.439 -Ah! What-- [panting] -Mm! 29:18.520 --> 29:20.080 Esther, you'll give me a heart attack. 29:20.159 --> 29:22.199 -I wanna do it again. -Again? 29:22.280 --> 29:23.800 -You want it, right? -Yeah, of course. 29:23.879 --> 29:25.600 [Esther moaning] 29:28.840 --> 29:30.240 Is the cap really necessary? 29:30.320 --> 29:32.480 -[Esther] I don't wanna get my hair wet. -Hmm. 29:35.520 --> 29:36.439 [grunts] 29:36.520 --> 29:39.399 You're joking. A million sperm, but not a single good one? 29:39.480 --> 29:40.639 They just want your money. 29:40.720 --> 29:43.560 "The quality of semen in the West has reduced by 50% 29:43.639 --> 29:44.919 over the last 40 years." 29:45.000 --> 29:46.639 -Dude! -[Raúl] What has it coincided with? 29:46.720 --> 29:47.959 The rise of feminism. 29:48.040 --> 29:49.399 Uh, that's the 5G. 29:49.480 --> 29:53.280 "The Covid vaccine, gluten, pesticides, and also wearing skinny jeans." 29:53.360 --> 29:55.280 Do you really wanna be a father at your age? 29:55.360 --> 29:57.879 Why not? I'm healthier than you ten years ago. 29:57.959 --> 29:59.159 -Turn right. -[Luis] Hmm. 29:59.959 --> 30:01.800 -Where are we going? -Luis, turn right. 30:01.879 --> 30:05.360 -Don't tell me at the last moment, bro. -Fuck! Look, now it's rerouting. 30:05.439 --> 30:06.879 So hey, did you tell Daniela? 30:06.959 --> 30:09.199 No way. I'm gonna get something herbal 30:09.280 --> 30:11.080 or, I don't know, a Chinese root to fix it. 30:11.159 --> 30:14.919 Oh, and coffee. Don't drink coffee. Oh, well, and alcohol, duh. 30:15.000 --> 30:16.959 Where the hell is this guy taking us? 30:20.520 --> 30:22.199 [Santi] Where the hell are we? A brothel? 30:22.280 --> 30:23.760 It's like a fraternity. 30:24.280 --> 30:25.280 Is it a sect? 30:25.360 --> 30:26.720 Come on. You'll see. 30:26.800 --> 30:27.639 Let's get a drink. 30:27.720 --> 30:31.480 Why don't we just go to a regular bar with a pool table and draft beer? 30:31.560 --> 30:33.520 -Come on. Let's not ruin his plan. -[Santi sighs] 30:33.600 --> 30:34.480 Let's pregame. 30:36.240 --> 30:37.240 [Santi] Fuck me. 30:39.159 --> 30:40.159 [whistles] 30:44.679 --> 30:46.480 -Oh, shit! What the fuck! -Fucking hell! 30:46.560 --> 30:48.879 All those guys were sitting around jerking each other off. 30:48.959 --> 30:49.800 They're all naked! 30:49.879 --> 30:51.439 It was just a casual hobby. 30:51.520 --> 30:53.480 I tripped over something on the way out. 30:53.560 --> 30:54.600 What is this? 30:54.679 --> 30:56.720 A fraternity. "Jerk off with friends." 30:57.480 --> 30:59.360 Jerk off with friends? What? Are you going crazy? 30:59.439 --> 31:01.600 So you've never jerked off a buddy? 31:04.159 --> 31:05.120 Have you done that? 31:05.199 --> 31:07.120 No, I haven't, but apparently it's normal. 31:07.199 --> 31:08.919 I don't understand what's going on here. 31:09.800 --> 31:10.760 Good evening. 31:13.800 --> 31:16.679 What? You want me to jerk that guy off? 31:16.760 --> 31:18.000 Or he could jerk you off. 31:18.080 --> 31:20.800 -[Luis groans] -Raúl, you know we're not gay. 31:20.879 --> 31:23.439 Yeah, but this is for heteros. It says so on the website. 31:23.520 --> 31:26.760 -Oh, sure. It says so on the website. -Oh, and they also have some rules. 31:26.840 --> 31:30.040 Number one. You can't suck anything below the waist. 31:30.120 --> 31:31.000 Come on, I don't-- 31:31.080 --> 31:33.720 -Second, nothing goes inside anybody. -[Luis] Huh? 31:33.800 --> 31:36.919 Third, you may only touch someone with their consent. 31:37.000 --> 31:39.520 What is this? Are these the Fight Club rules? 31:39.600 --> 31:42.199 If you don't want people to touch you, wear a red wristband. 31:42.280 --> 31:44.240 At what point after hearing about this place, 31:44.320 --> 31:45.399 you felt it was a good idea? 31:45.480 --> 31:48.240 Let's get out of here before someone steals our wallets. 31:49.159 --> 31:51.959 You guys aren't as deconstructed as you think you are. 31:52.040 --> 31:55.800 Oh! That's so gross, dude. 31:59.159 --> 32:00.120 [Luis] Seat belts! 32:03.959 --> 32:05.520 Mom, shouldn't you be asleep? 32:05.600 --> 32:06.520 You should. 32:06.600 --> 32:09.120 You should go back to bed. You need eight hours sleep. 32:09.199 --> 32:10.360 That's for children. 32:10.439 --> 32:13.480 Adults don't need that much. Come on, I'll tuck you in. 32:13.560 --> 32:15.679 So, don't complain when you have raccoon eyes, okay? 32:22.199 --> 32:25.199 Hey, Luis, it's almost two in the morning. I don't know where-- [gasps] 32:25.280 --> 32:26.480 -What's up? -You scared me, God. 32:26.560 --> 32:29.199 [chuckles] Now you know. How are the kids? 32:29.280 --> 32:30.959 In bed. They're unbearable. 32:31.040 --> 32:33.320 [sighs] Perfect. That's where I'm headed. I'm wiped. 32:33.399 --> 32:35.439 -[exhales] -Hey, how was your night? 32:35.520 --> 32:37.639 Uh, good. Different. 32:37.719 --> 32:39.520 -How so? -Esther. 32:39.600 --> 32:40.600 Okay, okay. 32:44.520 --> 32:45.480 [exhales] 33:02.719 --> 33:04.600 [sniffing] 33:12.679 --> 33:14.600 [clattering] 33:30.560 --> 33:32.560 [crinkling] 33:43.159 --> 33:45.120 JERK OFF WITH FRIENDS 33:45.719 --> 33:49.840 [classical music playing] our night?