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Okay, naparito tayong lahat

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para sa pagbuo ng kompanyang
"Palate and Take, LLC."

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"Palate and Take"?

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Astig, di ba?

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Jointly owned, na may tig-50% share

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sina Mrs. Pilar Sanchis Garrido

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at Mr. Diego Almazan Noguera,

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na nagbigay na ng kanilang
mga dokumento ng pagkakakilanlan.

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Pirma kayo rito.

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ALPHA MALES

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Luz!

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Ayos 'yon. Parang okay na 'ko ulit.

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Sa'n ka pupunta? Magdiwang tayo.
Negosyante na 'ko!

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Inom tayo. Kasama si Mama.

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Sorry, may meeting ako.

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Sayang, naghiwalay kayo.
Nakasilo na sana ng matalino 'to.

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Mama.

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Bakit pala? Di siya nagkukuwento.

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Ayaw niyang makipag-open relationship ako,

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pero dalawang taon
na pala siyang nauna ro'n.

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Sila ng asawa ng kasosyo niya.

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Naaalala mo pa rin 'yon?

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Hindi na. Pag nakikita lang kita.

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Parang galit siya.

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Nakakatakot iyon, p're.

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Muntikan na talaga 'ko.

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Pero ano'ng naramdaman mo?

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Na parang mamamatay na 'ko, Luis.

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Kain ka kasi nang kain ng cake, Julian.

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Basta 'pagaling ka, ha? Papasok na 'ko.

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Hintayin muna natin si Mari Carmen.

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Di siya darating.

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Makikipag-divorce na siya.

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Dahil inatake ka?

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Hindi, bago 'yon.

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Kung hawiin ko 'to
para makapag-usap kayo nito?

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Sinubukan ko na. Ubo siya nang ubo.

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'Pakatatag ka, p're.

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Sino'ng bago mong partner?
Wag kang ma-attach do'n, ha?

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Naman.

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Apat na buwang
naka-paternity leave si Sergio.

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Magpapasuso ba siya?

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Bakit ang tagal?
Ni di n'yo nga alam ang gagawin.

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Pagkarga lang, takot kayo.

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Equality kasi 'yon.
Nagbabago na ang panahon.

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Magtuturo tuloy ako ng theoretical.

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Ba't pa kasi nag-anak 'yong lokong 'yon?

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Iiwan din naman siya.

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Huy! One-way 'to. Matitiketan ka.

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Esther, pulis ako!

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Baba na, honey.
Itaguyod mo na ang kaayusan.

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Love you.

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Dapat lang.

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-Luis.
-Ano 'yon?

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Rocio, bago mong kasama sa patrol.

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Kapalit ni Julian.

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Ayos. Ibig kong sabihin…

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Ang bilis, ha.

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Ako si Esther, asawa niya.

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Kumusta?

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-Tara na?
-Tara, sige.

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Magpapalit lang ako.

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Ba-bye, ha?

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Heto na ang almusal.

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Ano na naman?

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Ma, kalimutan mo na si Papa.
Mababaw lang 'to.

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Tama, pero mahirap sigurong
makita ako araw-araw.

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Isasali kita sa Tinder.

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Tinder?

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Alisin mo si Papa sa sistema mo
at makipagtalik sa sampung lalaki.

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Gumana 'yon sa kanya.

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Sampung babae?

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Siyam. Ikaw 'yong pang-sampu.

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Anak, tulungan mo 'ko sa kusina?

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Di ako natutuwang masali ang mama mo ro'n…

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Puno ng weirdos ang Tinder.

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Kalimutan mo na siya.

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Magsaya ka. Single ka na ulit.

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Ayokong makipagrelasyon.
Mula ngayon, trabaho ang pokus ko.

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Bilang real estate appraiser? Wow.

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Nababayaran n'on ang renta,
ang pag-aaral mo,

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at 'yong bagong smartphone
na ginagamit mo para sa Tinder namin.

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May pangarap ka.
Ba't ka nag-architecture?

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Para maging architect?

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Puwes, nagawa mo nga.

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Ano, kinakabahan ka?

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Medyo. Bumibili ako ng projects dati,
ngayon, ako ang nagbebenta.

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Kaya mo 'yan.

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Premiere ng pelikula natin 'to.

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Naro'n ang mga boss ng mga platform.
Ipapakilala kita.

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Magsama ka ng kahit sino.
Girlfriend o…

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Sige. Sasabihan ko siya.

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Tingnan mo, masarap ang mga pastry doon.

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-Gusto mo?
-May celiac disease ako.

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Hirap n'on. E, di mas mahal
ang mga gastusin mo?

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At least di ako kumakain ng basura.

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Di ka palasalita, 'no?

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Naninibago lang ako.
Madaldal kasi si Julian.

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Radyo tayo?

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Mas gusto kong tahimik sa trabaho.

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Tama ka. Oo nga.

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Gusto ko ring alerto ang five senses ko
kapag naka-duty ako.

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Dahil di natutulog ang krimen.

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-Kita mo 'yon?
-Sino?

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Ninakaw niya ang phone ng babae!

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Hahabulin ko. Sanay ako rito.

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Doon!

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Hoy! Tigil!

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Hoy! Tigil!

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Tigil!

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Heto ang interior designer.

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Ricardo, ito si Raul,
kasosyo ko sa negosyo.

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Kumusta, partner?

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Akala ko, okay na ang loob.
Ano'ng balak n'yo?

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Kailangang ayusin,
para masabi ng mga taong may vibe.

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-Anong vibe?
-Bongga.

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Paanong bongga?

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Josean!

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Ang chef. Pinirata kay Dani Garcia.

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Congrats, sweetheart.

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Ang ganda rito.

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Si Raul, kasosyo ko.

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'Musta, pogi?

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Ano… masaya naman.

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Ay, saka si Manu.

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Ang tubero. Kita tayo mamaya.
Si Raul, kasosyo ko.

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Kumusta ka, prinsipe?

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Tingnan mo ang banyo.
Sa dalawang linggo, opening na.

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Baliw ka na ba, queen?

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Hinalikan ako ng tubero.
Nagano'n na ba kayo?

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Hindi pa yata.

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Gay tsunami ro'n.

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Walang babae. Walang equality.

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Gay lobby 'yon, p're.

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Pink power.

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Kung straight sila,
di mo sasabihing "straight lobby."

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Kung sinabi n'yong may iba na si Luz,
wala sana ako rito.

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-Ayos 'yon.
-Ako na.

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E, di sana nakahilata ka pa rin
sa bahay ko ngayon.

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Buti nga, nanginig tumbong mo.

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Di ligtas ang tumbong ko ro'n.

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-Saan ka pupunta?
-Tinder match!

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-Wow.
-Grabe.

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Ang ganda.

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Namali lang siya ng swipe.

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Nangyayari 'yon.

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Philologist siya.

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Ano'ng trabaho n'on?

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Kumuha ng benefits ng tambay.

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Balak ko palang magbitiw sa trabaho.

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Sabi ni Alex, duwag daw ako,
na huminto ako sa pangangarap…

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May pangarap ka? Wala kang nabanggit dati.

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Siyempre naman.

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Di ka nag-architecture
para utusan ng bangko.

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-Artist ka, ano ba!
-Santi, maayos ang trabaho mo.

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Panalo ang matapang.

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Oo. Matapang ka naman,
normal ang ginagawa mo.

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Pinag-iisipan ko lang, okay?

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Di na ako bumabata, at ang mga ganito…

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Roman, kumusta? Sandali lang 'to.

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May kaibigan akong henyong architect.

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-Ano 'yan?
-Ginawa niya bahay ko.

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Si Roman Ripoll? Niloloko mo ba 'ko?

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May maganda siyang project.
Magugustuhan mo.

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Ayos. Ipapaliwanag niya mamaya.

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Ite-text ko ang number. Sige.

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Mamaya?

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Sa dinner. Kuripot 'yon. Ikaw magbabayad.

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Gago ka! Papatayin kita!

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Walang anuman.

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Decree absolute. Opisyal ka nang divorced.

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Kaya pakasalan mo na 'ko.

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May singsing pa.

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-Buwisit.
-Gawa kaya tayo ng anak?

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Ayaw mo ba ng Harley na lang?
May anak ka na.

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Gusto ko ng anak sa 'yo.
Ayaw mong mag-alaga ng baby?

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Mga ex ko, alagain din.

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Kung bahay mo 'to, makakapagpalit ka.

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Ang aga pa para pag-usapan ang anak.

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Luz, di ka na bumabata.

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Aba, at ikaw, di ka tumatanda?

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Hector, sa dalawang bagay lang
ako sigurado.

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Di ako bibili sa Primark,
at di ako magiging ina.

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Toast o inom?

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Luz, para sa 'kin, sayang ang lahi mo.

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Pakakasalan mo 'ko, pero di mo 'ko kilala?

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Ang iresponsable.

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Kaya naman pala.

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May lakad ba tayo? Nag-aaya siya.

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May film premiere ako.
Kailangan ko ng kasama.

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-Bakit?
-Dapat isipin ni boss, may partner ako.

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-Bakit?
-Para sa image ko.

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Isama mo si Esther. Sabik lumabas 'yon.

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-Di puwede.
-Bakit hindi?

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Para sa image niya. Mag-escort ka na lang.

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Ano ka ba?

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Laging gano'n ang lalaki.
Magbayad ka lang, okay na.

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"Erotic models."

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"Hanapin ang perpektong kasama
sa lahat ng okasyon at pagtitipon."

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-Raul, pangkawawa 'yan.
-Mas malala. Objectification.

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'Tong pula ang buhok, platinum rate.

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Patingin nga. Walang hiya!

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Wow. Ilan ba sila?

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Prostitusyon 'yan.
Di mabibili ang pagnanasang seksuwal.

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Sa premiere sila pupunta, di sa kama.

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-Ano?
-Bahala ka.

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-Babae siya, di pitaka.
-Sang-ayon ako.

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Sige.

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Babae ang bago kong partner.

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Babae? Maganda ba?

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Wirdo. Lalaki ang inasahan ko.

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-Sexist.
-Di 'yon sexist. Biology 'yon.

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-Panlalaki ang pagiging pulis.
-O bumbero o sundalo.

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Pambihira kayo.

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Mas malakas, mas maliksi,
at mas matatag tayo… Di ba?

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Oo nga.

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Tabi! Pulis! Pu…

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Pero okay rin ang katawan niya.

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-May Instagram?
-@RocioCrossFit. Walang space.

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Ba't pag may nakikilala kang babae,
sex agad ang nasa isip mo?

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Papatulan ko talaga 'to.
Di ka natu-turn on sa kanya?

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Ewan ko. Partner ko siya, e.

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Bawal makipagrelasyon sa katrabaho.

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Palay na ang lumapit.

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Sulitin mo naman
'yong open relationship n'yo.

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Rocio.

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Hindi, ayos lang.

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Sige, kahit kailan mo gusto.

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Okay, kita tayo ulit.

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Magkita raw kami.

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Sunggab na, Luis.
Wag mong sayangin ang nangyari kay Julian.

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Uy, partner.

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Nanibago ako, naka-civilian ka.

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Pangit ba?

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Hindi, kabaliktaran pa nga.
Mukha kang… Ano'ng iniinom mo?

00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:44.360 align:center
Luis, may gusto akong sabihin sa 'yo.

00:11:44.440 --> 00:11:45.440 align:center
Ano 'yon?

00:11:45.520 --> 00:11:49.920 align:center
Masayang makilala ang isa't isa
at araw-araw nakataya ang buhay natin.

00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:51.640 align:center
Delikado kang kasama.

00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:54.040 align:center
-Ha?
-Nag-alala ako kanina.

00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:55.320 align:center
Ang bagal mo.

00:11:55.400 --> 00:11:58.680 align:center
Hindi. Di lang ako nakapag-almusal.

00:11:58.760 --> 00:12:02.480 align:center
Nagpa-colonoscopy ako dati,
at dalawang polyps ang tinanggal.

00:12:02.560 --> 00:12:03.839 align:center
Pa'no ang workout mo?

00:12:04.560 --> 00:12:06.880 align:center
Lumalangoy ako sa pool ng kaibigan ko.

00:12:06.959 --> 00:12:10.680 align:center
At di ako sumasakay ng elevator.
Lagi akong naghahagdan.

00:12:10.760 --> 00:12:13.320 align:center
Mag-CrossFit ka kaya?
Nando'n ako sa umaga.

00:12:14.440 --> 00:12:18.000 align:center
Alam mo, 'yong paghila
sa mga gulong ng trak, hindi ako…

00:12:18.680 --> 00:12:24.280 align:center
Sa edad na 40, bumababa na
ang testosterone at muscle mass mo.

00:12:25.520 --> 00:12:27.760 align:center
Okay.. Ano'ng oras ka nga nando'n?

00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:29.240 align:center
6:30.

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Ayos. Ang aga.

00:12:33.199 --> 00:12:34.440 align:center
Sige na, kain na.

00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:40.480 align:center
Ulises, nakita kita.

00:12:40.560 --> 00:12:42.360 align:center
Kadiri. Amoy-puwit.

00:12:42.440 --> 00:12:45.400 align:center
Ang dami ko ring ayaw,
pero tinitiis ko lang.

00:12:45.480 --> 00:12:47.240 align:center
-Masarap.
-Hello, pamilya ko.

00:12:47.320 --> 00:12:48.760 align:center
Sa'n ka raw po galing?

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Hello, anak.
Inaya ako ni Rocio na magkape.

00:12:51.839 --> 00:12:54.160 align:center
-Kape.
-Oo, para makilala ang isa't isa.

00:12:54.240 --> 00:12:58.920 align:center
Di n'yo puwedeng kilalanin ang isa't isa
sa walong oras na pagpapatrol?

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Pero naka-duty kami.

00:13:02.719 --> 00:13:04.440 align:center
Kailangang mag-concentrate.

00:13:04.520 --> 00:13:05.959 align:center
Di natutulog ang krimen.

00:13:06.040 --> 00:13:08.839 align:center
Tama. Sige, ikaw na
ang magbantay sa mga bata.

00:13:09.520 --> 00:13:10.599 align:center
Kailan?

00:13:10.680 --> 00:13:13.640 align:center
Nag-aya si Luz uminom.
Wag mo na 'kong hintayin.

00:13:13.719 --> 00:13:15.719 align:center
Ikaw ang maghahatid sa kanila.

00:13:15.800 --> 00:13:17.040 align:center
Di ako puwede.

00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:18.480 align:center
Uy, tama na.

00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:21.520 align:center
Luz, nasa'n ka?

00:13:21.599 --> 00:13:22.920 align:center
Umiinom.

00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:24.760 align:center
Sama ako. May emergency.

00:13:37.120 --> 00:13:40.199 align:center
Alba. Sorry, di ako nakaalis agad.
Grabeng araw 'to.

00:13:40.280 --> 00:13:42.120 align:center
Ayos lang. Wag kang mag-alala.

00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:45.440 align:center
Kumusta ka?

00:13:46.800 --> 00:13:50.839 align:center
Ayos naman. Mas cute ka kaysa sa picture.

00:13:50.920 --> 00:13:52.320 align:center
Ikaw rin. Mas maliit.

00:13:53.920 --> 00:13:55.680 align:center
Upo na tayo? Ay, sorry.

00:13:55.760 --> 00:14:00.440 align:center
Ibig kong sabihin, wala kang inilagay
sa profile mo tungkol sa…

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Pagkakaro'n ng pisikal na kapansanan?

00:14:02.839 --> 00:14:04.400 align:center
-Oo.
-Di ka nagtanong.

00:14:04.480 --> 00:14:05.920 align:center
Ba't ko itatanong 'yon?

00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:08.800 align:center
Akala mo ba, nakakalakad ang lahat ng tao?

00:14:08.880 --> 00:14:10.400 align:center
Medyo ableist 'yon, 'no?

00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:11.959 align:center
Buweno…

00:14:13.680 --> 00:14:15.240 align:center
Kailangan kong mag-CR.

00:14:15.760 --> 00:14:17.959 align:center
-Order-an na ba kita?
-Beer sa 'kin.

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Sige. Excuse me.

00:14:21.520 --> 00:14:24.319 align:center
Pahingi ng beer at isang wine?

00:14:24.400 --> 00:14:27.360 align:center
Pahingi na rin ng menu
para makapili na ng pagkain.

00:14:27.439 --> 00:14:28.560 align:center
-Sige po.
-Salamat.

00:14:34.400 --> 00:14:35.599 align:center
HALF PROMISES

00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:49.920 align:center
Pag may nagtanong,
nagkakilala tayo sa Formentera.

00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:52.520 align:center
Nanood tayo ng sunset sa bangka ko.

00:14:52.599 --> 00:14:56.079 align:center
Relax ka lang, honey.
Di 'to ang una kong premiere.

00:14:56.560 --> 00:14:58.120 align:center
-Pedro, kumusta?
-Angela.

00:14:58.199 --> 00:14:59.439 align:center
-Kumusta?
-Okay naman.

00:14:59.959 --> 00:15:01.760 align:center
Si Diana, girlfriend ko.

00:15:02.599 --> 00:15:03.640 align:center
Napakaganda.

00:15:04.920 --> 00:15:07.839 align:center
Salamat. Nagkakilala kami sa Formentera.

00:15:07.920 --> 00:15:11.680 align:center
Ipapakilala ko lang siya sa iba.
Hihiramin ko lang siya, ha?

00:15:11.760 --> 00:15:12.599 align:center
Sige lang.

00:15:12.680 --> 00:15:13.640 align:center
Petra, halika.

00:15:18.079 --> 00:15:22.520 align:center
Ariel, Vice President of Operations.
At si Teresa, Head of Content.

00:15:22.599 --> 00:15:25.319 align:center
Uy, Pedro Aguilar.

00:15:25.400 --> 00:15:28.800 align:center
Pinadalhan ako ni Angela
ng videos mo. Fan na fan mo 'ko.

00:15:28.880 --> 00:15:29.920 align:center
Ah. Salamat.

00:15:30.719 --> 00:15:34.479 align:center
Kahit ga'no kataas ako tumalon,
di ako nabibigatan sa bayag ko.

00:15:35.319 --> 00:15:36.959 align:center
Pang-motivate lang 'yon.

00:15:37.040 --> 00:15:39.479 align:center
Di naman 'yon literal, Ariel.

00:15:40.000 --> 00:15:45.560 align:center
Gagawa ako ng reality show kasama ka,
"Ang Moises ng mga Sexist."

00:15:46.079 --> 00:15:46.920 align:center
Pedro.

00:15:48.839 --> 00:15:53.520 align:center
Isa 'yong yugto ng buhay ko
na sinusubukan ko nang kalimutan.

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Pambihira.

00:16:09.479 --> 00:16:11.439 align:center
Narito ka?
Wala nang ibang kainan?

00:16:11.520 --> 00:16:13.800 align:center
-Di ako sinasagot nito.
-Nino?

00:16:13.880 --> 00:16:16.280 align:center
'Yong nakita ng anak natin sa Tinder.

00:16:16.359 --> 00:16:17.719 align:center
Uwi ka na, ako na rito.

00:16:17.800 --> 00:16:19.520 align:center
Bihis na 'ko. Ba't ka narito?

00:16:20.359 --> 00:16:21.680 align:center
May job interview ako.

00:16:22.599 --> 00:16:24.719 align:center
-Nasesante ka?
-Hindi.

00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:27.959 align:center
Tutuparin ko pangarap kong
maging architect.

00:16:28.880 --> 00:16:29.959 align:center
May pangarap ka?

00:16:30.040 --> 00:16:31.520 align:center
Alis na, puwede?

00:16:31.599 --> 00:16:33.199 align:center
-Santiago.
-Roman.

00:16:33.920 --> 00:16:36.439 align:center
-Kumusta ka, iho?
-Okay naman. Kumusta po?

00:16:36.520 --> 00:16:38.359 align:center
Asawa ko po. Paalis na siya.

00:16:38.439 --> 00:16:39.920 align:center
Saluhan mo na kami.

00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:41.400 align:center
-Hindi na.
-Okay, sige.

00:16:41.479 --> 00:16:43.479 align:center
-Ayos.
-Ayos. Sige.

00:16:43.560 --> 00:16:45.120 align:center
Miss, tatlo kami.

00:16:46.800 --> 00:16:48.359 align:center
Blanca, parang-awa mo na.

00:16:48.439 --> 00:16:51.520 align:center
Sa tingin mo, ipapahamak ko
ang pagkakakitaan mo?

00:16:53.800 --> 00:16:57.400 align:center
Di na raw ako bumabata.
Sa makalawa na nga siya magreretiro.

00:16:57.479 --> 00:17:00.760 align:center
Walong oras magkasama, ta's nagkape pa.
Normal ba 'yon?

00:17:00.839 --> 00:17:01.760 align:center
Di patas, e.

00:17:01.839 --> 00:17:05.079 align:center
Kaya nilang magkaanak
kahit gurang na. Tayo, hindi.

00:17:05.159 --> 00:17:06.720 align:center
Kahit kalikasan, sexist.

00:17:06.800 --> 00:17:08.760 align:center
Payo bilang ina, wag maging ina.

00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:10.560 align:center
Hindi talaga. Klaro na 'yon.

00:17:10.640 --> 00:17:13.440 align:center
Mahal ko ang mga anak ko…
May choice ba 'ko?

00:17:13.520 --> 00:17:16.200 align:center
Pag namilit pa siya,
susupalpalin ko na siya.

00:17:16.280 --> 00:17:18.240 align:center
Iba na lang ang pag-usapan natin.

00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:20.480 align:center
Nasa'n 'yong ipapakilala mo sa 'kin?

00:17:20.560 --> 00:17:22.839 align:center
Ay, oo. Si Juanma.

00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:24.720 align:center
Juanma?

00:17:24.800 --> 00:17:27.680 align:center
-Kasal ka raw, sabi ni Luz.
-Oo. Ikaw rin daw.

00:17:27.760 --> 00:17:29.800 align:center
Lagi siyang wala. Gaya ngayon.

00:17:31.399 --> 00:17:34.120 align:center
Titirahin mo 'ko sa kama n'yong mag-asawa?

00:17:34.200 --> 00:17:37.120 align:center
Dalhin mo 'ko sa hotel.
Igalang mo ang asawa mo.

00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:38.399 align:center
E, ikaw?

00:17:39.280 --> 00:17:41.760 align:center
-Uy! Naka-open relationship ako.
-Ano 'yon?

00:17:41.840 --> 00:17:44.399 align:center
Nagkasundo kami. Wala akong niloloko.

00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:48.399 align:center
Kung gayon, tapat ka,
at tarantado ako. Parang di naman.

00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:51.919 align:center
Oo, madali ang buhay
kahit nanloloko ng tao.

00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:53.800 align:center
Umayos ka. Tumatanda ka na.

00:17:53.880 --> 00:17:57.600 align:center
Wag kang mayabang. Nagkasundo kayo
kasi di na kayo nagmamahalan.

00:17:57.680 --> 00:17:59.600 align:center
Excuse me? Mahal ko siya, tanga.

00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:02.200 align:center
-Ba't ka naghahanap ng iba?
-Wow, gago ka.

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Uy, kumusta?

00:18:03.520 --> 00:18:05.040 align:center
Tarantado siya.

00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:10.320 align:center
-Inom pa tayo?
-Sige.

00:18:10.919 --> 00:18:12.399 align:center
Influencers Awards na.

00:18:12.480 --> 00:18:15.680 align:center
At nominado kami. Kinakabahan ka ba, sis?

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Ba't tayo may plato
kung walang pagkain? Mga kuripot.

00:18:19.080 --> 00:18:21.720 align:center
Ayos, sinira mo ang story ko.

00:18:21.800 --> 00:18:24.399 align:center
Ngumiti ka nga. Tatlo ang nominations mo.

00:18:24.480 --> 00:18:28.600 align:center
Ang mga nominado para sa
Best Content sa Healthy Category ay sina…

00:18:28.679 --> 00:18:32.800 align:center
Mariana Vegan, Lifestyle by Daniela,

00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:36.080 align:center
Martita Fit, at Cynthia Galvan.

00:18:36.880 --> 00:18:39.679 align:center
Ang nanalo ng Influencer Award ay si

00:18:40.320 --> 00:18:41.760 align:center
Mariana Vegan!

00:18:49.399 --> 00:18:51.200 align:center
Pinakapangit na category 'yan.

00:18:51.280 --> 00:18:53.320 align:center
"Positive Change" 'yong mas okay.

00:18:53.840 --> 00:18:58.440 align:center
Ang nanalo ng Influencer Award
para sa "Positive Change" ay si…

00:18:59.440 --> 00:19:00.760 align:center
Ricky Clavero!

00:19:03.040 --> 00:19:06.280 align:center
Baka ikaw ang Influencer of the Year.
Bigatin 'yon.

00:19:07.159 --> 00:19:08.480 align:center
Gutom na gutom na 'ko.

00:19:09.640 --> 00:19:13.640 align:center
At ang nanalo ng
Influencer of the Year Award ay si…

00:19:14.560 --> 00:19:16.240 align:center
Lupe Casamayor!

00:19:20.800 --> 00:19:22.919 align:center
Uuwi na 'ko nang makakain na.

00:19:23.000 --> 00:19:25.399 align:center
Hindi. Magpa-party tayo.

00:19:28.320 --> 00:19:29.919 align:center
Matagal na kayong kasal?

00:19:30.000 --> 00:19:32.679 align:center
-Buweno… 18 taon na, tama?
-Oo.

00:19:32.760 --> 00:19:34.520 align:center
-May anak?
-Batang babae.

00:19:34.600 --> 00:19:35.520 align:center
Bata…

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Nagrerenta?

00:19:37.080 --> 00:19:39.000 align:center
30 taon. Euribor, tapos 0.90%.

00:19:39.600 --> 00:19:40.560 align:center
Ayos.

00:19:40.640 --> 00:19:43.200 align:center
Tungkulin ang pundasyon ng kapitalismo.

00:19:43.280 --> 00:19:46.440 align:center
Oo. Ginagawa namin
ang mga tungkulin namin.

00:19:46.520 --> 00:19:49.679 align:center
Family business ang Ubizkuo.
Di na 'ko magpapaliwanag.

00:19:49.760 --> 00:19:53.800 align:center
Inaalagaan ko mga empleyado ko,
tinitiyak ang work-life balance nila.

00:19:53.880 --> 00:19:57.720 align:center
Dahil mahalaga sa 'kin ang pamilya.
Sagradong institusyon 'yon.

00:19:59.159 --> 00:20:00.000 align:center
Okay ka lang?

00:20:00.080 --> 00:20:03.600 align:center
Masyado lang siyang emosyonal…
sa pagkakataong ito.

00:20:03.679 --> 00:20:07.880 align:center
Di mo alam kung pa'no nagtrabaho
ang asawa ko para sa 'min,

00:20:07.960 --> 00:20:10.520 align:center
naging appraiser kahit may pangarap siya.

00:20:10.600 --> 00:20:14.640 align:center
Parinig ng pangarap na 'yan, kung gayon.
Maganda raw ang project mo.

00:20:14.720 --> 00:20:19.960 align:center
Sa tingin ko. Ewan ko.
Dala ko siya rito.

00:20:20.040 --> 00:20:23.679 align:center
Environmentally sustainable
na office building ito at…

00:20:23.760 --> 00:20:25.399 align:center
-Wag.
-Wag.

00:20:25.480 --> 00:20:27.760 align:center
At female-friendly 'to, okay?

00:20:27.840 --> 00:20:28.960 align:center
Ano 'yon?

00:20:29.040 --> 00:20:33.159 align:center
Halimbawa, may mga pambabaeng urinal
sa banyo.

00:20:33.240 --> 00:20:39.640 align:center
Mas mahaba at nakataas ang likod
para meron pa ring genital privacy.

00:20:39.720 --> 00:20:44.159 align:center
Napapadali rin nito ang trabaho
sa pagbawas ng oras ng pag-ihi.

00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:45.679 align:center
Oras ng pag-ihi?

00:20:45.760 --> 00:20:48.480 align:center
-Oo. 'Yong…
-Blanca. Sorry, late ako.

00:20:48.560 --> 00:20:50.080 align:center
Palpak ka na agad.

00:20:50.159 --> 00:20:51.960 align:center
Nag-chat ako sa Tinder.

00:20:52.040 --> 00:20:55.159 align:center
Salamat, Roman.
Kukunin ko na 'tong tartare.

00:20:57.919 --> 00:20:59.080 align:center
Ano 'tong Tinder?

00:21:00.440 --> 00:21:02.960 align:center
May pinagdaraanan kasi kami.

00:21:07.679 --> 00:21:10.880 align:center
Kunwari, di ko alam na escort
ang girlfriend ko.

00:21:10.960 --> 00:21:14.080 align:center
Ano'ng mas okay?
Magmukhang parokyano o tanga?

00:21:14.159 --> 00:21:16.640 align:center
Kalma. Dalawa na ang anak ni Roberto.

00:21:16.720 --> 00:21:18.919 align:center
Mas gusto niyang di lumabas 'to.

00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:22.240 align:center
Buwisit. Ang malas lang kasi,
alam mo 'yon?

00:21:22.760 --> 00:21:24.280 align:center
Tara na ba sa inyo?

00:21:24.360 --> 00:21:26.000 align:center
Bayad ka hanggang 12:00.

00:21:30.679 --> 00:21:35.240 align:center
Gusto mo bang manatili akong
naka-formal girlfriend mode,

00:21:35.320 --> 00:21:36.679 align:center
o gusto mo'ng hardcore?

00:21:36.760 --> 00:21:37.960 align:center
Hindi, okay na 'to.

00:21:39.480 --> 00:21:41.280 align:center
-'Yong banyo?
-Doon.

00:21:46.679 --> 00:21:48.159 align:center
Sino 'yon?

00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:49.480 align:center
Kaibigan ko.

00:21:49.560 --> 00:21:52.240 align:center
Talaga ba? Sino'ng pinili mo sa huli?

00:21:52.320 --> 00:21:53.640 align:center
Titirahin mo siya?

00:21:56.360 --> 00:21:59.439 align:center
Hindi ko alam ang gagawin hanggang 12:00.

00:21:59.520 --> 00:22:00.480 align:center
Mag-iisip ako.

00:22:00.560 --> 00:22:02.720 align:center
May dalawa kang pagpipilian.

00:22:02.800 --> 00:22:06.120 align:center
Una, pauwiin mo siya.
Ikalawa, ako ang titira sa kanya.

00:22:06.200 --> 00:22:09.000 align:center
-Ba't ganyan ka?
-Baldado 'yong babae sa Tinder.

00:22:09.080 --> 00:22:11.200 align:center
Tama si Santi, p're. Hindi tama 'to.

00:22:11.280 --> 00:22:12.280 align:center
Pero escort siya.

00:22:12.360 --> 00:22:14.320 align:center
Gusto niya 'yon. Magkano ba siya?

00:22:15.399 --> 00:22:18.320 align:center
Hello. Ako si Raul. Roommate niya 'ko.

00:22:18.840 --> 00:22:22.000 align:center
Sabi ko sa kanya, pagod ako.
Tawag na 'ko ng taxi?

00:22:22.080 --> 00:22:24.720 align:center
Di na, wag ka nang mag-abala.

00:22:25.600 --> 00:22:27.320 align:center
Gusto mo ba ang trabaho mo?

00:22:29.200 --> 00:22:32.760 align:center
Bakit? Di puwedeng makipag-usap?
Hanggang 12:00 pa, di ba?

00:22:41.600 --> 00:22:43.240 align:center
Bakit nandito ka sa labas?

00:22:43.320 --> 00:22:44.560 align:center
Naka-score si Mama.

00:22:45.360 --> 00:22:47.320 align:center
Ano? Dinala niya rito?

00:22:47.399 --> 00:22:49.600 align:center
Hindi. Di 'to bachelorette pad.

00:22:49.679 --> 00:22:52.000 align:center
Pag-uusapan namin 'to. Halika na.

00:22:53.520 --> 00:22:55.280 align:center
Kumusta interview? Kinuha ka?

00:22:55.360 --> 00:22:56.360 align:center
Ewan ko.

00:22:56.439 --> 00:23:00.159 align:center
Sa totoo lang, napaka-weird n'on,
umabot pa sa 110 ang bill.

00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:02.640 align:center
Pa, may tiwala ako sa 'yo. Talentado ka.

00:23:03.679 --> 00:23:04.919 align:center
Ano ba'ng alam mo?

00:23:06.840 --> 00:23:09.600 align:center
'Yong pizza. May barya ka?

00:23:10.120 --> 00:23:11.080 align:center
Pambihira.

00:23:20.120 --> 00:23:21.120 align:center
Luis.

00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:25.679 align:center
Luis, patayin mo 'yan.

00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:38.000 align:center
Buwisit.

00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:39.679 align:center
Ano'ng oras na?

00:23:41.280 --> 00:23:43.560 align:center
Alas-sais. May CrossFit ako.

00:23:46.520 --> 00:23:47.560 align:center
May ano ka?

00:23:48.159 --> 00:23:49.360 align:center
Matulog ka na ulit.

00:24:07.159 --> 00:24:08.159 align:center
WOD, gusto mo?

00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:10.320 align:center
Sige. Ano 'yon?

00:24:10.800 --> 00:24:11.919 align:center
Workout of the day.

00:24:14.040 --> 00:24:15.080 align:center
Sige na.

00:24:16.120 --> 00:24:17.800 align:center
Sige, susundan kita.

00:24:29.040 --> 00:24:31.480 align:center
Babangon ka ba ng 6:00
kung di ka in love?

00:24:31.560 --> 00:24:34.040 align:center
Babangon ka para umihi, di mag-CrossFit.

00:24:34.120 --> 00:24:36.840 align:center
Wala ka pang alam sa open relationships.

00:24:36.919 --> 00:24:40.120 align:center
Tingnan mo Instagram niya.
Ang tambok ng puwit niya!

00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:42.880 align:center
Kalma, di magkakagusto kay Luis
ang gaya niya.

00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:44.560 align:center
Kung gayon, pangit si Luis?

00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:45.720 align:center
Luz, tapos ka na?

00:24:45.800 --> 00:24:47.040 align:center
Ibababa ko na 'to.

00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:50.399 align:center
Kumusta ang dalaw mo? Masakit pa rin?

00:24:50.480 --> 00:24:52.960 align:center
Nag-i-inject ako kada 28 araw.

00:24:53.040 --> 00:24:54.159 align:center
Okay.

00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:57.280 align:center
Lumalala pa rin ang endometriosis mo.
Nakakabahala.

00:24:58.800 --> 00:25:00.320 align:center
Pa'nong nakakabahala?

00:25:00.399 --> 00:25:05.880 align:center
Tingnan mo. Bumubuo ang extrauterine
endometrial cells mo ng adhesions

00:25:05.960 --> 00:25:07.240 align:center
sa Fallopian tubes mo

00:25:07.320 --> 00:25:10.640 align:center
at may medyo malaki kang
ovarian endometriomas.

00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:14.960 align:center
-Ayaw mong magkaanak, di ba?
-Bakit?

00:25:15.040 --> 00:25:18.919 align:center
Kung wala kang balak magkaanak,
puwede kang magpa-hysterectomy.

00:25:21.399 --> 00:25:22.480 align:center
Tatanggalin lahat?

00:25:22.560 --> 00:25:24.919 align:center
Basta sigurado kang wala kang balak.

00:25:33.720 --> 00:25:34.720 align:center
Ma'am.

00:25:35.720 --> 00:25:36.720 align:center
Ma'am.

00:25:37.439 --> 00:25:38.600 align:center
Wag kang sumigaw.

00:25:38.679 --> 00:25:40.480 align:center
Trending topic ka.

00:25:42.120 --> 00:25:43.240 align:center
Ako?

00:25:44.399 --> 00:25:45.520 align:center
Bakit?

00:25:45.600 --> 00:25:48.199 align:center
-Daniela! Pa-picture!
-Ano 'yan?

00:25:48.280 --> 00:25:52.480 align:center
Bumili ako ng ultra volume mascara,
nagdikit-dikit ang pilikmata ko.

00:25:52.560 --> 00:25:54.919 align:center
Bakit ka nakikinig sa influencer, tanga?

00:25:55.000 --> 00:25:55.880 align:center
Tara na.

00:25:55.960 --> 00:25:57.760 align:center
Bastos! Ia-unfollow na kita.

00:25:57.840 --> 00:25:59.679 align:center
Iba-block kita. Kasi tanga ka.

00:25:59.760 --> 00:26:01.360 align:center
Ano'ng pangalan mo, pangit?

00:26:01.439 --> 00:26:03.399 align:center
I-stop mo na 'yan, utang na loob!

00:26:05.199 --> 00:26:06.040 align:center
Sumuka ka?

00:26:06.120 --> 00:26:08.640 align:center
Tingin ko, memes ang talagang problema.

00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:09.960 align:center
Meme? May memes?

00:26:14.600 --> 00:26:15.960 align:center
Kailan ka pa nag-drugs?

00:26:16.040 --> 00:26:17.080 align:center
Kasalanan niya.

00:26:17.159 --> 00:26:18.679 align:center
-Uuwi na dapat ako.
-Uy!

00:26:18.760 --> 00:26:23.600 align:center
Nawala na 'yong paid ads mo
sa beauty salon at wholegrain cereals.

00:26:23.679 --> 00:26:25.040 align:center
Jonas, pa'no na?

00:26:26.439 --> 00:26:30.159 align:center
Danielers, may sasabihin ako sa inyo.

00:26:33.840 --> 00:26:36.360 align:center
Kagabi, naging biktima ako ng spiking.

00:26:36.439 --> 00:26:38.040 align:center
Wala akong naaalala.

00:26:38.120 --> 00:26:41.040 align:center
May mga video yatang kumakalat, pero…

00:26:41.120 --> 00:26:43.240 align:center
ni ayokong panoorin 'yon kasi…

00:26:44.280 --> 00:26:45.240 align:center
Sorry.

00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:51.320 align:center
Girls, utang na loob,
bantayan n'yo ang iniinom n'yo.

00:26:52.280 --> 00:26:54.000 align:center
At pag may hangover kayo,

00:26:54.080 --> 00:26:57.439 align:center
mag-Bodhisattva Tea lemon balm
na may grapefruit infusion.

00:26:58.919 --> 00:27:00.199 align:center
Sa discount code ko…

00:27:00.280 --> 00:27:01.439 align:center
CODE:
DANIELASHATTVA

00:27:01.520 --> 00:27:02.960 align:center
…libre ang thermos n'yo.

00:27:22.560 --> 00:27:24.560 align:center
-Hello?
-Tinira mo ang partner mo?

00:27:24.640 --> 00:27:26.679 align:center
Hindi, nag-CrossFit kami.

00:27:27.199 --> 00:27:29.240 align:center
Nasa hubog daw ako kaya sabi niya…

00:27:29.320 --> 00:27:32.159 align:center
Pahingi ng number.
Di siya nag-follow back sa IG.

00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:34.439 align:center
Raul, di mo magagalaw ang partner ko.

00:27:34.520 --> 00:27:36.480 align:center
Naka-wheelchair 'yong sa Tinder.

00:27:36.560 --> 00:27:38.520 align:center
'Yong escort ni Pedro, wala rin.

00:27:38.600 --> 00:27:40.640 align:center
Nag-escort din siya?

00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:42.439 align:center
Wag mo na ibigay ang number.

00:27:42.520 --> 00:27:44.520 align:center
Pagtagpuin mo na lang kami.

00:27:44.600 --> 00:27:46.240 align:center
Sa'n kayo magpapatrol?

00:27:46.320 --> 00:27:47.399 align:center
Tama na.

00:27:58.000 --> 00:27:59.800 align:center
Okay ka lang? May masakit ba?

00:27:59.880 --> 00:28:03.240 align:center
Ang ganda nga ng pakiramdam ko
pagkatapos ng workout.

00:28:03.320 --> 00:28:05.640 align:center
Sinimulan ko ang araw nang ganado.

00:28:05.720 --> 00:28:08.880 align:center
Isang buwan mula ngayon,
di ka makikilala ng asawa mo.

00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:24.919 align:center
Tanga ba 'to?

00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:26.840 align:center
Wag mo na lang pansinin…

00:28:26.919 --> 00:28:28.880 align:center
Beating the red light ang loko.

00:28:28.959 --> 00:28:31.959 align:center
Kung pagmumultahin natin
ang lahat ng gaya niya,

00:28:32.040 --> 00:28:33.640 align:center
wala tayong matatapos.

00:28:42.800 --> 00:28:45.480 align:center
Sir, beating the red light ho kayo.

00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:49.879 align:center
Pasensya na, ma'am.
Sobrang ganda mo, kinabahan ako.

00:28:49.959 --> 00:28:52.520 align:center
Patingin ho ng lisensya at rehistro.

00:28:52.600 --> 00:28:53.520 align:center
Sige.

00:28:54.679 --> 00:28:56.240 align:center
Ilalagay ko ang number ko.

00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:14.280 align:center
Pedro! Kumusta ka?

00:29:14.360 --> 00:29:16.199 align:center
Roberto. Excuse me, busy ako.

00:29:19.760 --> 00:29:23.679 align:center
Ayos si Diana, 'no? Lupit mag-BJ n'on.
Tinodo ba kahit tapos ka na?

00:29:23.760 --> 00:29:27.120 align:center
-Nagkakamali ka.
-Gusto ko siya. Wala siyang paki sa oras.

00:29:27.199 --> 00:29:29.840 align:center
-Naka-subscribe ka ba sa WhoreAdvisor?
-Saan?

00:29:29.919 --> 00:29:31.280 align:center
Sa forum natin.

00:29:31.360 --> 00:29:33.959 align:center
Makakabasa ka ng reviews,
makakapag-share ka…

00:29:34.040 --> 00:29:35.639 align:center
May Christmas dinner din.

00:29:35.720 --> 00:29:39.120 align:center
No'ng Sabado, Russian 'yong kasama ko.
Ang galing, grabe.

00:29:39.199 --> 00:29:40.520 align:center
Todo 'yon. Share ko.

00:29:40.600 --> 00:29:42.320 align:center
Wag na, p're. Seryoso.

00:29:42.399 --> 00:29:44.720 align:center
-Pedro, puwede tayong mag-usap?
-Sige.

00:29:44.800 --> 00:29:47.240 align:center
Sent na. Balitaan mo 'ko.

00:29:51.439 --> 00:29:54.639 align:center
Ano'ng feedback sa premiere?
Nagustuhan ng mga tao.

00:29:54.720 --> 00:29:56.000 align:center
Puta ang kasama mo.

00:29:56.959 --> 00:29:57.800 align:center
Ano?

00:29:57.879 --> 00:29:59.600 align:center
Kausap niya si Roberto.

00:29:59.679 --> 00:30:01.800 align:center
Si Diana? Baka magkaibigan sila.

00:30:01.879 --> 00:30:04.159 align:center
Walang kaibigang babae si Roberto.

00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:07.520 align:center
Angela, hindi ako gano'n kasahol.

00:30:07.600 --> 00:30:11.199 align:center
Grabe, iniisip mong
ang nobya kong nakilala ko sa Formentera…

00:30:11.280 --> 00:30:15.320 align:center
"Diana, 31, 5'7".
Tutuparin ko ang mga pantasya mo."

00:30:15.399 --> 00:30:17.360 align:center
"BJ, walang condom. Anal, extra."

00:30:18.600 --> 00:30:20.480 align:center
'Yong gagong kaibigan ko kasi.

00:30:21.520 --> 00:30:24.919 align:center
Nakumbinsi niya 'kong
di ako puwedeng mag-isa. Akalain mo?

00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:28.240 align:center
Nagbabayad talaga ang gaya mo
para makipag-sex?

00:30:28.320 --> 00:30:30.600 align:center
Hindi, wala talagang nangyari. Totoo.

00:30:30.679 --> 00:30:32.439 align:center
Di mo kailangan magpaliwanag.

00:30:32.520 --> 00:30:34.040 align:center
Hindi, nagtanong ka kasi…

00:30:36.560 --> 00:30:39.560 align:center
Puwes, aalis na 'ko.
Mukhang busy ka talaga.

00:30:41.919 --> 00:30:45.080 align:center
Angela, wag mo sanang banggitin
sa mga scriptwriter,

00:30:45.159 --> 00:30:47.360 align:center
baka iba maisip nila sa 'kin.

00:30:48.120 --> 00:30:50.240 align:center
Aba, may munting sikreto na tayo.

00:30:53.919 --> 00:30:55.560 align:center
Putang ina.

00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:09.120 align:center
Hayop ka, p're.
Akala tuloy ng boss ko, manyakis ako.

00:31:09.199 --> 00:31:10.360 align:center
Totoo naman.

00:31:10.879 --> 00:31:12.120 align:center
Wala akong ginawa.

00:31:12.199 --> 00:31:14.520 align:center
Kung nasa Sweden tayo, aarestuhin kita.

00:31:14.600 --> 00:31:16.040 align:center
-Beer, apat.
-Seryoso ka?

00:31:16.120 --> 00:31:18.679 align:center
Two points na lang
ang natira sa violation.

00:31:18.760 --> 00:31:20.959 align:center
E, ba't ka nag-beating the red light?

00:31:21.040 --> 00:31:23.399 align:center
Ipinagdamot niya number ng partner niya.

00:31:23.480 --> 00:31:25.439 align:center
Ayoko na sa kanya. Ang sungit.

00:31:26.159 --> 00:31:30.120 align:center
Nagpapadala na tuloy 'yong malibog
ng catalog niya ng mga… binibini.

00:31:30.199 --> 00:31:31.560 align:center
'Yan, sexist ka kasi.

00:31:31.639 --> 00:31:35.120 align:center
May kulang ba sa lalaking
walang karay-karay na babae?

00:31:35.199 --> 00:31:37.679 align:center
Kasama mo sa work dinner ang ex mo.

00:31:37.760 --> 00:31:39.040 align:center
Nakasalubong ko siya.

00:31:39.120 --> 00:31:40.720 align:center
Kukunin ka ba nila?

00:31:40.800 --> 00:31:42.199 align:center
Tatawag daw siya.

00:31:46.360 --> 00:31:48.399 align:center
Bawiin mo na 'yong tiket ko.

00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:50.879 align:center
Kung ayaw mong mawalan ng lisensiya,

00:31:50.959 --> 00:31:52.600 align:center
mag-seminar ka ulit.

00:31:52.679 --> 00:31:54.520 align:center
Hapon ang klase ni Esther n'on.

00:31:54.600 --> 00:31:56.679 align:center
-Di mo babawiin?
-Hindi, tanga.

00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:01.040 align:center
LADY OF LORETO
DRIVING SCHOOL

00:32:10.760 --> 00:32:12.520 align:center
Nagmaneho ka nang lasing?

00:32:13.040 --> 00:32:14.600 align:center
Hindi, mabilis magpatakbo.

00:32:14.679 --> 00:32:16.280 align:center
Ah, gaya ko.

00:32:22.840 --> 00:32:24.159 align:center
Guwapo ka.

00:32:24.879 --> 00:32:25.959 align:center
Labas tayo minsan.

00:32:28.040 --> 00:32:29.360 align:center
Di ako tatanggi.

00:32:30.320 --> 00:32:31.959 align:center
Dederetsahin ko na kayo,

00:32:32.040 --> 00:32:35.719 align:center
kung di kayo mga lasenggo,
di kayo maingat magmaneho.

00:32:35.800 --> 00:32:41.399 align:center
Dahil peperahan pa kayo ng bansang 'to,
pababalikin kayo nito sa kalsada.

00:32:41.480 --> 00:32:43.120 align:center
Pinakamalala ang lasenggo.

00:32:43.199 --> 00:32:45.560 align:center
Napakasama ng alak.

00:32:45.639 --> 00:32:46.879 align:center
Sobrang sama, oo.

00:32:46.959 --> 00:32:49.560 align:center
Kukuwentuhan tayo
ng biktima ng car accident

00:32:49.639 --> 00:32:51.080 align:center
para matakot kayo.

00:32:51.159 --> 00:32:52.840 align:center
Alba, handa ka na ba?

00:32:59.080 --> 00:33:00.280 align:center
Hello sa lahat.

00:33:00.360 --> 00:33:01.520 align:center
Kumusta?

00:33:02.040 --> 00:33:03.399 align:center
Gaya ng sabi ni Esther…

00:33:03.480 --> 00:33:04.320 align:center
Maganda siya.

00:33:04.399 --> 00:33:06.600 align:center
…lasing ang nakaaksidente sa 'kin.

00:33:06.679 --> 00:33:08.520 align:center
Binago nito ang buhay ko.

00:33:08.600 --> 00:33:10.840 align:center
Pero may mga advantage rin 'to.

00:33:10.919 --> 00:33:14.520 align:center
Nasasala ng wheelchair na 'to
ang mga gago sa Tinder.

00:33:17.639 --> 00:33:20.199 align:center
-Nakatingin siya sa 'yo.
-Hindi.

00:34:30.839 --> 00:34:34.080 align:center
Ang pagsasalin ng subtitle
ay ginawa ni: Jessica Ignacio
nito sa kalsada.