WEBVTT 00:06.000 --> 00:08.000 [classical music playing] 00:14.479 --> 00:16.520 All right then, so, we're gathered this afternoon 00:16.599 --> 00:21.680 for the formation of the company "Plates to Devour, LLC." 00:22.520 --> 00:23.840 Plates to Devour? 00:23.920 --> 00:25.080 It's pretty cool, huh? 00:25.160 --> 00:29.760 This company is jointly owned with a 50% share by Mrs. Pilar Sanchís Garrido 00:29.840 --> 00:31.720 and Mr. Diego Almazán Noguera, 00:31.799 --> 00:35.280 who have provided their respective identification documents. 00:35.360 --> 00:37.040 If you could please sign here. 00:40.320 --> 00:45.360 ALPHA MALES 00:50.760 --> 00:52.520 Luz! Luz! [exhales] 00:52.599 --> 00:55.520 That went great, huh? Feeling brand-new. [laughs] 00:55.599 --> 00:56.599 Hey, where are you going? 00:56.680 --> 00:58.879 Let's celebrate me becoming a businesswoman. 00:58.960 --> 01:00.559 -Wanna grab a drink? -[Pili] Huh. 01:00.640 --> 01:03.000 -With my mother. -Sorry, I have a meeting now. 01:03.080 --> 01:04.399 [Pili] What a shame about you two. 01:04.480 --> 01:06.720 I thought, "My son's finally found an intelligent one." 01:06.800 --> 01:08.080 Mom, come on. 01:08.600 --> 01:10.600 What went wrong? He doesn't tell me anything. 01:11.399 --> 01:14.240 Well, he gave me some shit about opening our relationship, 01:14.320 --> 01:17.000 and it turned out he'd already opened it for the past two years. 01:17.080 --> 01:19.360 -With his business partner's wife. -[laughs] 01:19.440 --> 01:21.720 So you still remember that, huh? 01:21.800 --> 01:23.759 No, only when I see your face. 01:29.119 --> 01:30.640 She seems a little angry. 01:31.720 --> 01:32.920 Scary, bro. 01:33.600 --> 01:35.119 I almost bit the dust, huh? 01:35.199 --> 01:37.640 Right, yeah. But what'd it feel like exactly? 01:37.720 --> 01:40.759 That I was done, Luis. That I was done. 01:40.839 --> 01:43.240 You've had a few slices of cake this year, huh, Julián? 01:43.320 --> 01:44.360 -More than a few. -Okay. 01:44.440 --> 01:46.640 I hope you feel better soon. I gotta book it to work. 01:46.720 --> 01:49.600 We can't just leave him here alone. Let's at least wait for Mari Carmen. 01:49.680 --> 01:51.000 No, no, she won't come. 01:51.080 --> 01:51.960 No? 01:52.040 --> 01:53.600 She wants to divorce me. 01:53.679 --> 01:55.080 What, because of your heart or…? 01:55.160 --> 01:56.240 [Julián] No, before that. 01:56.320 --> 01:58.679 Look, I'll pull this aside. You'll chat with your friend here. 01:58.759 --> 02:00.600 [coughing] 02:00.679 --> 02:03.559 I already tried to. But he coughs too much, you know? 02:04.240 --> 02:06.039 [exhales] All right, chin up, bud. 02:07.600 --> 02:08.519 [grunts] 02:09.519 --> 02:10.960 -Huh? -Who's your new partner? 02:11.039 --> 02:13.360 [clicks tongue] Don't get attached to him. 02:13.440 --> 02:14.720 Uh, no. 02:15.640 --> 02:18.320 And now Sergio's off on four months of paternity leave. 02:18.400 --> 02:20.200 Is he gonna breastfeed or what? 02:20.280 --> 02:23.160 Why do guys want time off when you have no clue what to do with a baby? 02:23.239 --> 02:24.920 You hold them like they're about to explode. 02:25.000 --> 02:27.760 Balance, equality, communication, hon. These are modern times. 02:27.840 --> 02:29.920 [Esther] Now I have to teach all the theory classes. 02:30.000 --> 02:32.400 Jesus, why did that idiot have to go and procreate? 02:32.480 --> 02:33.360 She's gonna leave him. 02:34.440 --> 02:35.440 [tires screech] 02:35.519 --> 02:37.959 [Luis] It's a one-way street. That's six points on your license. 02:38.040 --> 02:39.840 Esther, I'm a police officer. I mean-- 02:41.040 --> 02:43.600 All right, honey. Go enforce law and order. 02:44.480 --> 02:45.320 I love you. 02:45.400 --> 02:46.760 Mm. Well, you'd better. 02:49.200 --> 02:50.880 Mm-hmm. Luis. 02:51.880 --> 02:54.000 -Yeah. -I'm Rocío, your new partner on patrol. 02:54.080 --> 02:55.360 I'm the replacement for Julián. 02:55.440 --> 02:58.000 Oh. That's wonderful. Uh, it's just that, uh, 02:58.880 --> 03:00.280 that was fast. 03:00.360 --> 03:01.360 [brake ratchets] 03:02.720 --> 03:04.360 I'm Esther. We're married. 03:05.040 --> 03:06.040 It's a pleasure. 03:06.560 --> 03:08.799 -Let's go. -Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on. 03:08.880 --> 03:10.600 -I'll go get changed, and we'll… -Mm-hmm. 03:10.679 --> 03:12.000 See you later. 03:15.600 --> 03:17.160 [Santi] Breakfast is served, everyone. 03:17.239 --> 03:18.720 [whistles] 03:18.799 --> 03:21.280 [sobbing] 03:21.360 --> 03:22.760 What's wrong? I say something? 03:23.519 --> 03:25.959 Mom, you have to move on. It's not a big deal. 03:26.480 --> 03:27.560 Of course, but, uh, 03:27.640 --> 03:31.200 I bet that living here and having to see my face every day must be torturous, hmm? 03:31.280 --> 03:34.080 -I'll sign you up for Tinder. -What do you mean, Tinder? 03:34.160 --> 03:36.239 Gotta erase him from your body memory once and for all, 03:36.320 --> 03:38.399 and to do that, you have to sleep with ten guys. 03:38.920 --> 03:40.480 It worked for him. Hmm? 03:41.480 --> 03:42.600 You fucked with ten girls? 03:42.679 --> 03:44.480 Mm, uh, nine. You were the tenth. 03:44.560 --> 03:46.600 Honey, come help me in the kitchen for a second? 03:47.119 --> 03:50.399 Listen, I'm not exactly in favor of having your mother out there online. 03:50.480 --> 03:52.640 It's just she's gonna meet some weirdos out there, hmm? 03:52.720 --> 03:55.840 Dad, ignore her. Go live your life now. Just enjoy being single again. 03:55.920 --> 03:57.440 [Santi] I don't want women. 03:58.040 --> 03:59.839 From now on, I'm gonna concentrate on my work. 03:59.920 --> 04:02.160 As an appraiser? How exciting. 04:02.239 --> 04:05.160 Well, you know, that's what pays the mortgage, your tuition, hmm? 04:05.239 --> 04:07.040 Oh, and that smartphone, the latest generation, 04:07.119 --> 04:09.640 which you use to arrange Tinder dates for your parents. 04:09.720 --> 04:12.239 You used to have dreams. Why'd you study architecture, hmm? 04:12.320 --> 04:13.720 To be an architect. 04:13.799 --> 04:15.480 Well, you're doing great. 04:22.680 --> 04:25.039 [Pedro sighs] 04:27.000 --> 04:28.400 What, are you nervous? 04:28.479 --> 04:32.039 A little. I used to buy projects, and now I have to sell them. 04:32.640 --> 04:34.640 [sighs] 04:37.120 --> 04:38.479 You're gonna do great. 04:40.160 --> 04:42.039 Remember, tonight's the film premiere. 04:42.120 --> 04:45.599 We'll be meeting the high-ups from all the major platforms. I can introduce you. 04:46.200 --> 04:48.479 Bring along whoever you want, your girlfriend or… 04:48.560 --> 04:50.919 Perfect. I'll be sure to let her know. 04:57.240 --> 05:00.000 Wait up. There, right there. There's where they make the best pastries. 05:00.080 --> 05:02.280 -Wanna get one? -No, I'm celiac. 05:02.360 --> 05:05.919 Oh, what a bummer. Healthy stuff's more expensive, no? 05:06.440 --> 05:08.720 At least I don't put toxic shit into my body. 05:17.960 --> 05:19.160 Not much of a talker, are you? 05:20.280 --> 05:21.640 It's just hard to get used to. 05:22.240 --> 05:25.039 [chuckles] Julián was a such a… wordy guy. 05:31.120 --> 05:32.120 You want the radio? 05:32.640 --> 05:34.640 It's best not to have any distractions while on duty. 05:34.720 --> 05:36.400 No, that's true. Yeah, yeah. 05:36.479 --> 05:40.120 I agree, that's why we should never let our… let our guard down out here. 05:40.720 --> 05:43.640 'Cause crime… crime stops for no one. 05:43.720 --> 05:45.160 -You see him? -Who? Who? 05:45.240 --> 05:46.720 He just stole that girl's phone! 05:47.479 --> 05:49.880 I'm going. I'm going. I'm used to this kind of thing. 05:51.720 --> 05:52.720 No, that way! 05:52.800 --> 05:55.840 Hey! Hey, stop. Hey! Hey, you! 05:56.640 --> 05:57.640 Stop right there! 05:59.359 --> 06:01.400 Let me introduce our interior designer. 06:02.960 --> 06:06.720 Ricardo, this is Raúl, business partner. 06:06.800 --> 06:07.720 How are you, partner? 06:08.880 --> 06:11.800 [inhales] I thought the decor looked just fine. 06:11.880 --> 06:12.880 What'd you wanna do? 06:13.560 --> 06:16.880 It needs a little tweaking. So people can feel the good vibes, you know? 06:16.960 --> 06:18.560 -Good vibes like how? -More flamboyant. 06:18.640 --> 06:20.080 More flamboyant how? 06:20.160 --> 06:21.039 Josean! 06:21.120 --> 06:23.359 He's our chef now. Stole this guy from Dani García. 06:23.440 --> 06:25.440 -Congratulations, sweetie. -How are you? 06:25.520 --> 06:26.919 [Josean] This place is amazing. 06:27.000 --> 06:28.680 Raúl, the new partner. 06:29.520 --> 06:30.599 How are you, beautiful? 06:32.680 --> 06:34.560 -Well, I'm… very comfortable. -[cell phone rings] 06:34.640 --> 06:37.120 Oh, and Manu, he's the plumber. See ya. 06:37.720 --> 06:39.080 This is Raúl, the new partner. 06:39.160 --> 06:40.680 How are you, dear? 06:43.320 --> 06:46.400 Come check out the restrooms. In two weeks, we open our doors. 06:46.479 --> 06:48.200 [Manu] I don't think so, girl. 06:49.000 --> 06:51.680 Even the plumber kissed me. Have you ever been kissed by a plumber? 06:51.760 --> 06:53.359 Well, as far as I can recall, no. 06:53.440 --> 06:54.799 I was hit by a homo-tsunami. 06:54.880 --> 06:56.760 Not one woman. No gender balance, nothing! 06:56.840 --> 06:59.359 Of course, man. It's the gay lobby. It's pink power. 06:59.440 --> 07:02.479 Yeah, but if they were straight, you wouldn't've said the "straight lobby." 07:02.560 --> 07:06.080 If you'd told me Luz was with someone, I wouldn't've gotten involved in this. 07:06.160 --> 07:07.400 -Nice hit. -All right, my serve. 07:07.479 --> 07:10.520 If we'd told you, you'd still be sitting there on my sofa scratching your balls. 07:10.599 --> 07:12.520 At least this way, you moved your ass a little. 07:12.599 --> 07:15.320 Not an ideal place to be moving my ass. Lemme tell you. 07:15.400 --> 07:16.520 [cell phone chimes] 07:17.400 --> 07:20.400 -Hey, where you going? -Match on Tinder! [laughs] 07:23.239 --> 07:24.080 -Whoa! -Hello. 07:24.159 --> 07:25.280 -She's a hot one. -[Luis] Hmm. 07:25.359 --> 07:26.359 She liked you by accident. 07:27.520 --> 07:29.560 -Happens a lot. -[Raúl] Hmm? 07:30.520 --> 07:32.840 She's a philologist. What do philologists do? 07:32.919 --> 07:35.239 -They sign up for welfare. -[Raúl] Huh. 07:35.320 --> 07:38.719 So I've been thinking about quitting my job now. 07:38.799 --> 07:41.120 Álex's been saying that I'm a cowardly guy, 07:41.200 --> 07:43.520 that I… I don't pursue my ambitions. 07:43.599 --> 07:45.200 You have ambitions? 07:45.280 --> 07:47.599 -You never talked about them. -[Pedro] Of course he does. 07:47.680 --> 07:50.320 You didn't study architecture to be some stooge for the banks. 07:50.400 --> 07:53.440 -You're an artist, god damn it. -Santi, you have a steady job though. 07:53.520 --> 07:56.200 -The brave shall inherit the Earth. -Yeah. You're a brave guy. 07:56.280 --> 07:57.520 And you're doing just fine. 07:57.599 --> 07:59.960 Come on. I'm just thinking it over, okay? 08:00.039 --> 08:02.359 Because it's… I'm not exactly a young guy. 08:02.440 --> 08:05.159 -And it's true, things are-- -[Pedro] Román. Hey, this'll be quick. 08:05.239 --> 08:07.520 I have an architect friend. You two should meet up. 08:07.599 --> 08:09.560 -What are you doing? -This guy designed my place. 08:09.640 --> 08:12.159 Román Ripoll? What? No. Fuck. 08:12.239 --> 08:14.200 His project's astounding. You're gonna love it. 08:14.280 --> 08:16.719 -You're out of your mind. -Perfect. He'll tell you more later. 08:16.799 --> 08:18.520 I'll forward his info. Talk to you soon. 08:18.599 --> 08:20.320 -"Later"? -You're having dinner tonight. 08:20.400 --> 08:22.039 He's a stingy guy, so you'll have to pay. 08:22.120 --> 08:24.599 You little motherfucker. I'm gonna kill you! 08:24.679 --> 08:25.679 You're welcome. 08:27.239 --> 08:30.880 Absolute decree. You are now officially a divorced man. 08:31.880 --> 08:33.880 -Means we can get married now. -[exhales] 08:34.600 --> 08:36.679 Are we already doing rings? 08:37.280 --> 08:38.280 [cork pops] 08:38.360 --> 08:40.400 -Oh, no. -And should we think about a child? 08:41.039 --> 08:43.799 Ugh, wouldn't you rather just buy a Harley? You already have a son. 08:43.880 --> 08:46.720 No, I want us to have a child. You really don't want to have a baby? 08:47.360 --> 08:49.480 Uh, I've had boyfriends, same as a son. 08:49.560 --> 08:51.880 If you lived here, you'd have a shirt you could change into. 08:51.959 --> 08:54.280 Don't you think this conversation is happening too soon? 08:54.360 --> 08:56.400 Luz, you're reaching a certain age. 08:56.480 --> 08:58.720 Ah, and you're not? 08:59.240 --> 09:02.120 Hey, Héctor, there are only two life rules that I live by. 09:02.199 --> 09:05.079 I will never shop at Kmart, and I'll never be a mother. 09:05.160 --> 09:06.079 Should we toast or not? 09:06.160 --> 09:09.079 Luz, I really think that's a genetic tragedy. 09:09.160 --> 09:12.600 See this? You want to marry me, but we don't really know each other. 09:15.560 --> 09:16.520 That's how it goes. 09:19.839 --> 09:22.360 We doing anything later, or should I see this girl? She's asking. 09:22.440 --> 09:25.240 I have a film premiere. I need someone to go with me. 09:25.320 --> 09:28.120 -Why can't you just go alone? -I want my boss to think I'm with someone. 09:28.199 --> 09:29.880 -Why is that? -Well, for my image. 09:29.959 --> 09:32.480 Take Esther. She's always complaining that we don't go anywhere. 09:32.560 --> 09:34.240 -Not Esther, no. -Why not? 09:34.320 --> 09:37.240 Well, for his image. Nothing, don't worry. Take an escort. 09:37.320 --> 09:39.600 -Oh, God. -[Raúl] What? Guys have always done it. 09:39.680 --> 09:41.520 -Pay up and it's done. See this. -[Pedro] Fuck. 09:41.600 --> 09:43.000 "Erotic models." 09:43.079 --> 09:45.920 "Here you'll find the perfect companion for every type of event 09:46.000 --> 09:46.920 and public appearance." 09:47.000 --> 09:48.680 Oh, God, that's just pathetic, dude. 09:48.760 --> 09:50.199 Worse. Objectification. 09:50.280 --> 09:52.560 Whoa, this redhead's hot. Her rate is "platinum." 09:52.640 --> 09:54.880 Show me. Holy shit. [chuckles] 09:54.959 --> 09:56.520 My God, how many chicks are there? 09:56.600 --> 09:59.920 Prostitution. It is, okay? Bought intimacy is never real. 10:00.000 --> 10:02.240 He's just gonna take her to a film premiere, not screw her. 10:02.320 --> 10:04.040 -[Luis] No? -Although, do what you want. 10:04.120 --> 10:06.600 -A woman isn't a handbag, you know? -I know. I agree with you. 10:06.680 --> 10:08.199 Hmm. Okay. 10:08.280 --> 10:10.160 Well, I have this female partner now. 10:10.240 --> 10:11.839 Your partner's a lady? Is she hot? 10:11.920 --> 10:13.839 It's weird. I expected a guy, to be honest. 10:13.920 --> 10:16.320 -Patriarchal. -No, it's not sexist. It's biology. 10:16.400 --> 10:19.520 -Chicks shouldn't be police officers. -Or firefighters, soldiers. 10:19.600 --> 10:20.959 Are you hearing yourselves now? 10:21.040 --> 10:23.160 It's just that men are naturally stronger. We're faster. 10:23.240 --> 10:24.440 We're much tougher, you know? 10:25.240 --> 10:26.240 Yeah, yeah, sure. 10:26.320 --> 10:28.680 [panting] 10:28.760 --> 10:31.160 Move it. Police. Poli-- 10:31.240 --> 10:33.440 [grunting] 10:33.520 --> 10:35.720 But come on. She's just in really good shape. 10:35.800 --> 10:38.680 -Is she on the Instagram? -She's "@RocíoCrossFit." All one word. 10:38.760 --> 10:40.480 Why every time a woman comes into our lives, 10:40.560 --> 10:42.320 the first thing we think about is fucking her? 10:42.400 --> 10:45.720 Oh, I'd sleep with her, absolutely. You're not turned on? 10:46.320 --> 10:48.160 I haven't considered it. She's a colleague. 10:48.240 --> 10:50.640 No, you should never get involved with a coworker. 10:50.720 --> 10:52.560 The universe is giving you this opportunity. 10:52.640 --> 10:54.680 It's time to make use of your open relationship. 10:54.760 --> 10:57.400 [cell phone rings] 10:59.120 --> 11:00.120 Rocío. 11:01.040 --> 11:02.400 Uh, no, no, don't worry. 11:02.480 --> 11:05.920 Uh, of course, yeah, whenever you want. 11:08.199 --> 11:10.079 Uh, then I'll see you soon. 11:14.320 --> 11:15.360 She wants to see me. 11:16.040 --> 11:17.360 Go and get laid, Luis. 11:17.440 --> 11:19.560 Can't let Julián's heart attack have been for nothing. 11:21.079 --> 11:22.320 [chuckles] 11:24.040 --> 11:26.040 [chattering] 11:30.800 --> 11:32.000 [Luis] Hey there, partner. 11:32.079 --> 11:34.560 [chuckles] It's weird seeing each other in civvies, huh? 11:34.640 --> 11:35.839 Do I look that bad? 11:35.920 --> 11:38.680 Oh, no, no, the opposite. You're quite… [chuckles] 11:39.280 --> 11:40.199 Uh, coffee? 11:41.000 --> 11:44.360 Luis, I wanna talk to you about something. 11:44.440 --> 11:45.440 Oh, of course. 11:45.520 --> 11:48.040 No, I think it's great that we're getting to know each other, 11:48.120 --> 11:49.920 since we'll be risking our lives together. 11:50.000 --> 11:51.640 I don't really feel safe with you. 11:52.240 --> 11:53.440 -Huh? -I got worried. 11:53.520 --> 11:55.320 You seem completely out of shape. 11:55.400 --> 11:58.680 Uh, no, no. I mean, it's just… it's just that I… I hadn't eaten. 11:58.760 --> 12:02.480 I just had a colonoscopy, and two polyps were taken out. Hmm? 12:02.560 --> 12:03.839 What are your workouts like? 12:04.560 --> 12:06.760 Well, I swim in this pool my friend has, 12:06.839 --> 12:09.440 and I never, never take the elevator, really. 12:09.520 --> 12:10.680 Strictly take the stairs. 12:10.760 --> 12:12.280 Why don't you come to CrossFit with me? 12:12.360 --> 12:14.360 -I go every morning. -[chuckles] 12:14.440 --> 12:17.040 No, I don't know. Going to the gym to push around a tractor tire. 12:17.120 --> 12:18.000 It's just not… 12:18.680 --> 12:20.120 After the age of 40, 12:20.800 --> 12:24.280 your testosterone and muscular mass start to go down. 12:25.520 --> 12:27.760 Yeah, and you usually go at what time? 12:28.360 --> 12:29.240 At 6:30, sharp. 12:29.320 --> 12:32.600 Oh, perfect time. Bright and early. 12:33.199 --> 12:34.440 Come on, eat up. 12:39.240 --> 12:40.480 Ulises, I saw you. 12:40.560 --> 12:42.360 This is disgusting. It smells like a wet dog. 12:42.440 --> 12:45.400 Well, there are lots of things in life I don't like, and I deal. 12:45.480 --> 12:47.240 -It's really good, Mom. -Hey there, family. 12:47.320 --> 12:48.760 Mom didn't know where you were. 12:48.839 --> 12:51.760 Hello, sweetie. It's 'cause Rocío wanted to go get a coffee. 12:51.839 --> 12:54.240 -A coffee. -[Luis] To get to know each other better. 12:54.320 --> 12:56.320 I don't know. Couldn't you get to know each other 12:56.400 --> 12:58.920 during the eight hours you're sitting in the car together? 12:59.000 --> 13:00.120 Uh… [groans] 13:00.199 --> 13:02.520 Uh, it's just that we're on duty. 13:02.599 --> 13:04.440 You know, we really gotta concentrate. 13:04.520 --> 13:05.959 Hey, crime stops for no one, Esther. 13:06.040 --> 13:08.839 Yeah. Well, tonight, you're on kid duty, okay? 13:09.520 --> 13:10.599 When, now? 13:10.680 --> 13:13.640 Luz wants me to get a drink with her. Don't bother waiting up for me. 13:13.719 --> 13:15.719 You'll take them to school in the morning, right? 13:15.800 --> 13:17.040 'Cause I won't be here. 13:17.120 --> 13:18.480 Hey, don't. 13:20.240 --> 13:21.520 Luz, whatcha doing? 13:21.599 --> 13:22.920 [Luz] Just having a drink. 13:23.000 --> 13:24.760 I'll meet you. It's an emergency. 13:25.599 --> 13:27.599 [chattering] 13:37.120 --> 13:40.079 [chuckles] Alba, I apologize. I couldn't get away from work. 13:40.160 --> 13:42.120 -What a day. -No, you're fine, don't worry. 13:43.640 --> 13:45.240 [sighs] How are you? 13:46.800 --> 13:50.839 All right. All right. Yes, yes. So, hey, you're so much cuter in person, really. 13:50.920 --> 13:52.320 You as well. A bit shorter though. 13:52.400 --> 13:53.839 [both laugh] 13:53.920 --> 13:55.680 Wanna sit down? My bad. 13:55.760 --> 13:56.640 I… I just meant… 13:56.719 --> 14:00.440 [chuckles] On your Tinder profile, you didn't mention anything about… 14:00.520 --> 14:02.760 You mean about having a physical disability? 14:02.839 --> 14:04.400 -Uh… -You didn't ask about it. 14:04.480 --> 14:05.920 Why would I ask you that? 14:06.000 --> 14:08.800 And so you just assume that everyone's able to walk? 14:08.880 --> 14:10.400 A little ableist of you, you know? 14:10.480 --> 14:13.040 Well, uh… [laughs] 14:13.680 --> 14:15.680 Wait a moment. I gotta go to the restroom. 14:15.760 --> 14:17.959 -Would you like something? -A beer please, yeah. 14:18.040 --> 14:19.800 Great. Excuse me. 14:21.640 --> 14:23.360 Can I get a beer and another wine? 14:24.400 --> 14:27.360 And could you please bring the dinner menu, so we can have a look? 14:27.439 --> 14:28.560 -[server] Sure. -Thank you. 14:34.400 --> 14:35.599 HALF PROMISES 14:35.680 --> 14:39.599 -[chattering] -[camera shutters clicking] 14:45.000 --> 14:46.920 [Pedro clears throat, exhales] 14:47.000 --> 14:49.920 If anyone asks us, we met in Formentera in the summer. 14:50.000 --> 14:52.520 And say we were on my sailboat watching the sunset together. 14:52.599 --> 14:56.400 Relax, honey, not like this is my first film premiere, you know? [laughs] 14:56.479 --> 14:58.120 -[Ángela] Pedro, hello. -Ángela. 14:58.199 --> 14:59.880 -[Ángela] How are you? -Very well. 14:59.959 --> 15:01.760 Look, let me introduce Diana, my girlfriend. 15:01.839 --> 15:04.719 -[Diana chuckles] -You're a pretty one. 15:04.800 --> 15:07.839 Aww, thanks. We met each other in Formentera. 15:07.920 --> 15:10.439 How great. I wanna show off my new director of fiction. 15:10.520 --> 15:11.680 Can I borrow him for a moment? 15:11.760 --> 15:12.599 All yours. 15:12.680 --> 15:14.800 -Pedro, come. -Yeah. [clears throat] 15:18.079 --> 15:21.319 Ariel, Vice President of Operations. 15:21.400 --> 15:23.439 -And Teresa, Head of Content. -Hey, there. 15:23.520 --> 15:25.319 -[Pedro] Mm. -Pedro Aguilar. 15:25.400 --> 15:28.800 Ángela sent me all those videos from your courses. I'm a huge fan. 15:28.880 --> 15:29.920 Ah. Thanks. 15:30.000 --> 15:30.839 [chuckles] 15:30.920 --> 15:33.760 "No matter how high I jump, I never seem to feel the weight of my balls." 15:33.839 --> 15:35.400 [laughing] 15:35.479 --> 15:37.560 -That just was meant to be motivational. -Yeah. 15:37.640 --> 15:40.000 -You don't have to take it literally. -[Ariel] Hmm. 15:40.079 --> 15:42.839 [Teresa] I'd love to host a reality show with you. 15:42.920 --> 15:46.000 Something like, "The Moses of the Manly Men." [chuckles] 15:46.079 --> 15:46.920 Pedro, uh… 15:47.000 --> 15:48.760 -[chuckles] -[Ángela] Mm-hmm. 15:48.839 --> 15:50.839 Uh, well, that… [sighs] 15:50.920 --> 15:53.520 that was a time in my life that I'm trying to leave in the past. 15:57.160 --> 15:58.359 It's been a while… 15:59.680 --> 16:01.079 [sighs] 16:05.240 --> 16:06.400 No fucking way. 16:08.920 --> 16:11.359 What are you doing here? Aren't there are other restaurants? 16:11.439 --> 16:13.800 -This jerk-off isn't even answering me. -Who's the jerk-off? 16:13.880 --> 16:16.280 The guy our daughter picked out. He isn't here. 16:16.359 --> 16:17.560 You go home. I'll get the bill. 16:17.640 --> 16:19.520 Right. I'm all dolled up. Why are you here? 16:19.599 --> 16:21.680 [sighs] Actually, I have a job interview. 16:22.439 --> 16:25.160 -You got fired? -No, no, Blanca. 16:25.240 --> 16:27.959 Trying to be an architect and live out my dreams. 16:28.880 --> 16:29.959 You have dreams? 16:30.040 --> 16:31.520 Get out of here! 16:31.599 --> 16:33.199 -[Román laughing] Santiago! -Román! 16:33.920 --> 16:36.640 -How are you, fella? -Hi. My pleasure. Great to meet you. 16:36.719 --> 16:39.920 -This is my wife, but she's leaving now. -No, please stay, have dinner with us. 16:40.000 --> 16:41.400 -No. -I can stay. 16:41.479 --> 16:43.319 -That'd be great. -That'd be great. Yes. 16:43.400 --> 16:45.120 [Román] Excuse me, miss, there's three of us. 16:46.800 --> 16:48.359 Blanca, please just go. I beg you. 16:48.439 --> 16:50.839 You seriously think I'd jeopardize you earning more? 16:53.800 --> 16:55.479 That asshole said I'm getting old. 16:55.560 --> 16:57.199 When he's two days from retirement. 16:57.280 --> 16:59.640 The whole day together in the car and then they go for coffee? 16:59.719 --> 17:01.760 -Do you think that's normal? -I think it's so unfair. 17:01.839 --> 17:05.079 They can be fathers until they die. Our clock is always counting down. 17:05.159 --> 17:06.720 Even human biology is sexist. 17:06.800 --> 17:08.760 Don't be a mother. That's advice from a mother. 17:08.839 --> 17:10.560 No way. I don't wanna be a mom. 17:10.640 --> 17:13.440 I mean, I love them and all that. I kinda have to. 17:13.520 --> 17:16.200 -If he insists, I'll tell him to fuck off. -Hmm. 17:16.280 --> 17:18.240 Why don't we talk about something else? 17:18.319 --> 17:19.880 Where's this guy you wanted me to meet? 17:19.960 --> 17:22.720 He's, um… Juanma! 17:23.800 --> 17:24.720 Juanma? 17:24.800 --> 17:27.680 -You're married. That's what Luz said. -She told me you're also married. 17:27.760 --> 17:29.800 She travels a lot. Actually, she isn't home tonight. 17:29.880 --> 17:34.120 Ah… meaning you wanna fuck me in your shared bed? 17:34.200 --> 17:37.120 Take me to a hotel, you cheapskate. Respect your wife a little. 17:37.200 --> 17:38.399 You should talk. 17:39.280 --> 17:41.760 -But I'm in an open relationship. -What do you mean, open? 17:41.840 --> 17:44.399 We've talked, and it's been settled. I'm not cheating at all. 17:44.480 --> 17:46.760 Oh, so then you're the honest one, and I'm the asshole? 17:46.840 --> 17:49.280 -[laughs] I don't think so. -Of course, I get it. 17:49.360 --> 17:51.919 It's easy to go through life cheating on your partners. 17:52.000 --> 17:53.800 Grow up, Juanma, you're getting older. 17:53.880 --> 17:54.960 Don't congratulate yourself. 17:55.040 --> 17:57.600 An open relationship happens when you stop loving your partner. 17:57.680 --> 17:59.600 Say what? I love him to pieces, you dumbass. 17:59.680 --> 18:02.200 -Why are you fucking around? -Wow! You go fuck yourself, man. 18:02.280 --> 18:03.440 Hey, how are things going? 18:03.520 --> 18:04.880 God, what a motherfucker. 18:08.440 --> 18:10.320 -Another one? -Yeah. 18:10.919 --> 18:14.040 We're here at the Influencers Awards, where we're multi-nominees. 18:14.120 --> 18:15.680 You getting nervous yet, sister? 18:15.760 --> 18:19.000 Why'd they give us plates if they're not serving us dinner? These people suck. 18:19.080 --> 18:21.720 Okay, you screwed up my story. 18:21.800 --> 18:24.399 Just smile, damn it. You have three nominations. 18:24.480 --> 18:28.600 The nominees for Best Content in the Healthy category are 18:28.679 --> 18:32.800 Mariana Vegana, Lifestyle by Daniela, 18:32.880 --> 18:36.080 Martita Fit and Cynthia Galván. 18:36.880 --> 18:39.679 And the Influencer Award goes to 18:40.320 --> 18:41.720 -Mariana Vegana! -[shouts] 18:41.800 --> 18:43.679 [dance music playing] 18:49.399 --> 18:51.200 "Healthy" is the lamest category. 18:51.280 --> 18:53.320 Much better, "Positive Change." 18:53.840 --> 18:58.440 And the Influencer Award, "Positive Change" goes to 18:59.440 --> 19:00.600 Ricky Clavero! 19:00.679 --> 19:02.440 [dance music playing] 19:02.520 --> 19:05.399 Maybe they'll give you Influencer of the Year. That's the big one. 19:07.159 --> 19:08.480 So fucking hungry. 19:09.640 --> 19:12.919 And the Influencer of the Year Award goes to none other than 19:14.560 --> 19:17.200 -Lupe Casamayor! -[shouting] 19:17.280 --> 19:19.960 [dance music playing] 19:20.800 --> 19:22.880 I'll go home and prepare a delicious soup. 19:22.960 --> 19:25.399 No, wait. You and I are gonna party. 19:26.480 --> 19:27.360 [gulps] 19:28.320 --> 19:30.040 Have you two been married long? 19:30.120 --> 19:32.080 Yeah, um, 18 years, right? 19:32.159 --> 19:33.240 -Mm-hmm. -Any kids? 19:33.320 --> 19:35.520 -A little girl. -Well, "little"… [chuckles] 19:35.600 --> 19:37.000 -A mortgage? -[chuckles] 19:37.080 --> 19:39.000 It's 30 years with a fixed rate of 9%. 19:39.080 --> 19:40.560 Perfect, son. 19:40.640 --> 19:43.200 Family responsibilities are the basis of capitalism. 19:43.280 --> 19:46.440 Yes, yes, yes, uh, of course. All of that is totally covered. 19:46.520 --> 19:49.679 Ubizkuo is a family business. I don't have to explain myself to anyone. 19:49.760 --> 19:51.320 I like to take care of my employees 19:51.399 --> 19:53.800 and to give them the time off for family time. 19:53.880 --> 19:57.720 Because family means everything to me. I believe it's a sacred institution. 19:57.800 --> 19:59.080 [Blanca sobs] 19:59.159 --> 20:00.000 Are you all right? 20:00.080 --> 20:03.600 No, just her emotions are all stirred up by this opportunity you're giving me. 20:03.679 --> 20:05.640 [Blanca] It's just you have no idea how… 20:05.720 --> 20:07.800 how hard my husband's worked to provide for our family, 20:07.880 --> 20:10.520 slaving away as a property appraiser, putting aside his dreams. 20:10.600 --> 20:12.240 [Román] Well, let's hear those dreams. 20:12.320 --> 20:14.840 I hear you have this amazing project for me. 20:14.919 --> 20:18.320 Well, I think it's… I think so, but I don't know. I've got it right here. 20:18.399 --> 20:19.960 -Mm. -Yes, my… 20:20.040 --> 20:23.679 It's an, um, kind of office complex, eco-sustainable, 20:23.760 --> 20:25.399 -No, no. -And, uh-- no, no, no. 20:25.480 --> 20:27.760 And, um, female friendly, okay? 20:27.840 --> 20:28.960 What's that? 20:29.040 --> 20:31.520 Uh, well… well, for example, in the bathrooms, 20:31.600 --> 20:33.159 I added some female urinals. 20:33.240 --> 20:36.840 They're kind of, uh, elongated to have a… a raised back curvature 20:36.919 --> 20:40.159 in order to facilitate genital intimacy. 20:40.240 --> 20:44.159 And, well, it maximizes the workers' output by reducing time spent urinating. 20:44.240 --> 20:45.679 The time spent urinating? 20:45.760 --> 20:47.399 -Yes, yes, yes, she-- -Blanca. 20:47.480 --> 20:49.000 Sorry I'm so late. 20:49.080 --> 20:50.080 Dude, bad way to start. 20:50.159 --> 20:51.960 I sent you a message on Tinder. 20:52.040 --> 20:55.159 It's been a pleasure, Román. I'll take this tartare. 20:57.919 --> 20:59.080 What's up with Tinder? 20:59.679 --> 21:02.960 Uh, hmm, well, we're just going through a little hiccup right now. 21:07.679 --> 21:10.880 Or maybe I'll say that I didn't know my girlfriend was an escort. 21:10.960 --> 21:14.080 Which is better, to look like a womanizer or look like a dumbass? 21:14.159 --> 21:15.399 [Diana] Relax, will you? 21:15.480 --> 21:18.919 Roberto has two kids. It's in his best interest that people know nothing. 21:19.000 --> 21:20.320 Ah, fuck! 21:20.399 --> 21:22.320 It's just very bad luck, right? 21:22.399 --> 21:24.280 [Diana] Heading back to your place? 21:24.360 --> 21:26.000 You've paid until 12. 21:30.720 --> 21:34.640 Oh, hey, uh, do you want me to stay in formal girlfriend mode, 21:34.720 --> 21:36.640 or would you prefer something more wild? 21:36.720 --> 21:37.919 No, no. This is fine. 21:39.480 --> 21:41.360 -The bathroom? -It's that door there. 21:42.399 --> 21:43.640 [exhales] 21:46.679 --> 21:49.439 -So who's in there? -Shh. A friend of mine. 21:49.520 --> 21:52.240 Yeah, right, yeah. And which one did you pick? 21:52.320 --> 21:54.560 -You gonna fuck her? -Shh! 21:55.840 --> 21:57.480 [inhales] I brought her back to be polite. 21:57.560 --> 21:59.399 I don't know what to do with her until midnight. 21:59.480 --> 22:00.480 Let me think it over. 22:00.560 --> 22:02.720 If you're too uncomfortable, you got two options. 22:02.800 --> 22:06.040 One, tell her to go home now. Two, I'll fuck her. 22:06.120 --> 22:09.000 -What the hell are you saying? -Chick from Tinder was in a wheelchair. 22:09.080 --> 22:11.200 Santi was right though, man. This isn't okay. 22:11.280 --> 22:12.280 But she's an escort. 22:12.360 --> 22:14.320 So she wants to do this. How much did she cost you? 22:15.360 --> 22:18.640 Hello. I'm Raúl. We're roommates. 22:18.720 --> 22:21.399 I was just telling him I feel a bit tired. Want me to call you a taxi? 22:22.000 --> 22:24.720 No, all good. No need for that. 22:24.800 --> 22:27.320 Hmm, so anyway, you like your work? 22:29.200 --> 22:32.080 What's wrong? I can't talk to her? We have until 12, right? 22:32.159 --> 22:34.280 -Hmm? [chuckles] -[Diana chuckles] 22:41.600 --> 22:42.640 Why you out here? 22:43.320 --> 22:44.560 Mom got lucky! 22:45.360 --> 22:47.320 For real? And she brought him here? 22:47.399 --> 22:49.600 No, no, this isn't a bachelorette pad, okay? 22:49.679 --> 22:52.520 I'll go have a word with her. Come on. [grunts] 22:52.600 --> 22:53.439 [grunts] 22:53.520 --> 22:55.280 How was your interview? They gonna hire you? 22:55.360 --> 22:56.360 Well, I can't say. 22:56.439 --> 23:00.159 Gotta admit, it was really weird, and the bill was over 100. 23:00.240 --> 23:02.640 Come on, I believe in you. There's so much talent in you. 23:02.720 --> 23:04.919 -[scoffs] What do you know? -[motorcycle engine revving] 23:06.840 --> 23:09.600 Oh. The pizza. Got cash on you? 23:10.120 --> 23:11.080 Good Lord. 23:13.120 --> 23:15.120 [alarm beeping] 23:16.360 --> 23:19.159 -[Esther groans] -[Luis snores] 23:20.040 --> 23:21.040 Luis. 23:21.720 --> 23:23.120 [alarm beeping] 23:24.200 --> 23:25.679 Luis, can you turn that shit off? 23:25.760 --> 23:29.439 [both groan] 23:29.520 --> 23:31.480 -[Esther exhales] -[groans] 23:32.280 --> 23:33.679 [exhales] 23:36.159 --> 23:38.000 [groans] God damn. 23:38.640 --> 23:40.159 [Esther] Jesus, what time is it? 23:41.280 --> 23:43.560 Little before six. I gotta go to CrossFit. 23:43.640 --> 23:45.399 [exhales, yawns] 23:46.520 --> 23:47.560 You gotta what? 23:48.159 --> 23:49.360 Go back to sleep, hon. 24:06.880 --> 24:10.320 -Wanna do the WOD? -Yeah, yeah. Uh, what's that? 24:10.840 --> 24:11.919 [Rocío] Workout of the day. 24:12.000 --> 24:14.960 -Ah. Huh. -Come on, let's go. 24:15.600 --> 24:17.800 Uh, all right. After you. 24:19.679 --> 24:20.560 [exhales] 24:22.040 --> 24:24.439 [grunting] 24:25.960 --> 24:28.800 [both grunting] 24:28.880 --> 24:30.960 [Esther] Who gets up at six if they're not in love? 24:31.040 --> 24:34.040 At six o'clock in the morning, you get up to piss, not to go to CrossFit. 24:34.120 --> 24:36.840 You don't understand the first thing about open relationships. 24:36.919 --> 24:40.120 Go check out her Instagram. She's got an incredible ass. 24:40.200 --> 24:42.919 Don't you worry. A girl like her isn't gonna be interested in Luis. 24:43.000 --> 24:44.560 You're saying my husband's ugly now? 24:44.640 --> 24:47.320 -[doctor] Luz, you all dressed? -Gotta go, talk to you later. 24:48.000 --> 24:50.399 How are your periods? Still painful cramps? 24:50.480 --> 24:52.960 Well, every 28 days I take a pill for it. 24:53.040 --> 24:56.280 Right. Your endometriosis is progressing further. 24:56.360 --> 24:57.280 I'm a little worried. 24:58.800 --> 25:00.320 Well, how worried should we be? 25:00.399 --> 25:01.640 Look here. 25:01.720 --> 25:04.960 The extrauterine endometrial cells are forming membranous adhesions 25:05.040 --> 25:06.280 around your Fallopian tubes, 25:06.360 --> 25:08.760 and you have ovarian endometriomas too. 25:08.840 --> 25:10.640 Luz, they're quite sizable. 25:12.679 --> 25:14.960 -You said you don't want kids, right? -Why? 25:15.040 --> 25:18.919 If you're not planning kids, I might start considering a hysterectomy. 25:21.399 --> 25:22.439 Hysterectomy? 25:22.520 --> 25:24.679 [doctor] If you're sure about not having children. 25:30.720 --> 25:32.720 [snoring] 25:33.720 --> 25:34.720 Ma'am. 25:35.720 --> 25:36.720 Ma'am! 25:37.439 --> 25:38.600 Can you stop shouting? 25:38.679 --> 25:40.560 It's just that you're a trending topic. 25:40.640 --> 25:42.640 [exhales] Me? 25:44.399 --> 25:45.520 For what? 25:45.600 --> 25:48.199 -Daniela, Daniela! Can I get a selfie? -What are you doing? 25:48.280 --> 25:50.280 I bought the Ultra Volume Rimmel you promoted, 25:50.360 --> 25:52.480 but it makes my eyelashes all clumpy and gross. 25:52.560 --> 25:54.320 Why are you paying attention to an influencer? 25:54.399 --> 25:56.280 -Don't be an idiot. -[Cynthia] Come on, let's go. 25:56.360 --> 25:58.399 [woman] You're so rude. I'm gonna unfollow you now. 25:58.480 --> 26:00.480 No, I'm gonna unfollow you for being an idiot. 26:00.560 --> 26:03.560 -What's your name, bitch? -[Cynthia] Stop recording! Fuck's sake! 26:03.640 --> 26:04.480 [woman grunts] 26:05.199 --> 26:06.040 That's a big problem. 26:06.120 --> 26:08.560 [Cynthia] No, I think the memes are more of a problem. 26:08.640 --> 26:09.960 What memes? There are memes? 26:14.120 --> 26:15.960 [Jonás] You didn't consult me before going out. 26:16.040 --> 26:18.080 I didn't wanna go out last night. Blame my sister. 26:18.159 --> 26:19.720 -Hey! -[Jonás] Okay, let's see. 26:19.800 --> 26:22.280 You've already lost the paid ads from the beauty salon 26:22.360 --> 26:23.600 and from the wholegrain cereals. 26:23.679 --> 26:25.040 Jonás, what do we do? 26:26.439 --> 26:29.840 Danielers, I have to share something very personal today. 26:31.280 --> 26:32.120 [exhales] 26:33.840 --> 26:36.360 I was recently the victim of a spiking. 26:36.439 --> 26:37.760 I don't remember anything. 26:37.840 --> 26:39.640 I think some videos are circulating out there. 26:39.720 --> 26:42.800 Although, I don't wanna watch them, because… 26:44.159 --> 26:45.080 I'm sorry. 26:47.399 --> 26:51.240 [exhales] Ladies, remember, keep a close eye on your cocktails. 26:52.320 --> 26:54.040 And whenever you're hungover, 26:54.120 --> 26:57.320 nothing's better than a lemon balm and grapefruit-infused Bodhisattva Tea. 26:58.960 --> 27:00.560 With my discount code below, 27:01.520 --> 27:02.960 you get one of these. 27:12.960 --> 27:15.439 [cell phone rings] 27:20.320 --> 27:21.280 [exhales] 27:22.560 --> 27:24.560 -What's up? -[Raúl] Did you fuck your partner? 27:24.640 --> 27:26.679 No, no, we just did CrossFit. 27:27.199 --> 27:29.280 Well, she knows I'm into fitness. She suggested that-- 27:29.360 --> 27:32.000 Give me her phone number. She didn't follow me back on Instagram. 27:32.080 --> 27:34.360 Raúl, come on, please don't try to screw my new partner. 27:34.439 --> 27:36.480 But the chick from Tinder was in a wheelchair, 27:36.560 --> 27:38.520 and that girl with Pedro, that's patriarchal. 27:38.600 --> 27:40.640 Oh, so he did call an escort, after all? 27:40.720 --> 27:42.439 Know what? Don't give me her number. 27:42.520 --> 27:44.520 Maybe better to make up a chance encounter. 27:44.600 --> 27:47.399 -Where's your beat today? -Uh… oh, God, come on. 27:57.520 --> 27:59.800 -[grunts] -Are you okay? Your muscles feeling sore? 27:59.880 --> 28:03.120 Uh, no, yeah. Yeah. I always feel good after a real workout. 28:03.199 --> 28:05.640 You start the day with your batteries fully charged. [chuckles] 28:05.720 --> 28:07.640 See, in a month, your wife won't recognize you. 28:07.720 --> 28:08.880 [Luis] Hmm. 28:10.640 --> 28:11.960 [groans] 28:23.880 --> 28:26.840 -What's this idiot doing? -Uh, well, come on, its fine. He… 28:26.919 --> 28:28.800 He ran the red light in front of us. Is he nuts? 28:28.880 --> 28:31.320 Yeah, but if we have to stop every car that runs a red light, 28:31.399 --> 28:33.640 we won't get anything else done, right? 28:33.720 --> 28:35.399 [siren wails] 28:36.439 --> 28:37.520 [brake ratchets] 28:42.640 --> 28:45.959 Hey, there, sir. You ran that light just now. 28:46.040 --> 28:50.399 Sorry, officer, it's just you're so beautiful, that I got all nervous. 28:50.480 --> 28:52.520 Driver's license and registration, please, sir. 28:52.600 --> 28:53.520 [Raúl] Right away. 28:53.600 --> 28:54.600 [grunts] 28:54.679 --> 28:57.040 And I'll write down my number for you. 29:12.000 --> 29:14.280 -Pedro. What's up, big shot? -[exhales] 29:14.360 --> 29:16.199 Roberto, I apologize, very busy now. 29:17.040 --> 29:17.919 [exhales] 29:19.760 --> 29:22.159 Did you have fun with Diana? Amazingly good head. 29:22.240 --> 29:23.720 She give you a golden shower? 29:23.800 --> 29:25.800 -Can't say I follow your meaning. -I love that girl. 29:25.879 --> 29:27.120 She doesn't watch the clock. 29:27.199 --> 29:29.840 -Oh, hey, you subscribe to TartAdvisor? -What? 29:29.919 --> 29:31.199 Come on, it's our forum. 29:31.280 --> 29:33.800 You can check their ratings, post about your experience. 29:33.879 --> 29:35.240 And we do Christmas dinners. 29:35.320 --> 29:37.360 So, on Saturday, I was with this Russian girl. 29:37.439 --> 29:39.000 Amazing. You wouldn't believe it. 29:39.080 --> 29:40.520 She goes all in. I'll send her info. 29:40.600 --> 29:42.320 -No. Don't do that. -[knock on door] 29:42.399 --> 29:44.720 -Pedro, you free to talk? -Course. 29:44.800 --> 29:47.240 There you go. Let me know what you think, how things go. 29:49.399 --> 29:50.639 [Ángela clears throat] 29:51.439 --> 29:54.000 How was the feedback from the premiere? It seemed pretty good. 29:54.080 --> 29:56.000 -People enjoyed it. -So you brought a prostitute. 29:56.959 --> 29:57.800 [chuckles] What? 29:57.879 --> 29:59.600 I saw her talking to Roberto. 29:59.679 --> 30:01.800 Uh, Diana? Well, they're just friends. 30:01.879 --> 30:04.159 He doesn't have female friends. Especially beautiful ones. 30:04.240 --> 30:07.520 Ángela, I would never stoop as low as that. 30:07.600 --> 30:10.000 I think it's a bit harsh of you to imply that my girlfriend, 30:10.080 --> 30:11.199 whom I met in Formentera-- 30:11.280 --> 30:12.800 "Diana, 31, five-foot-seven." 30:12.879 --> 30:15.320 "I'll fulfill all your dirtiest fantasies. Blowjob included." 30:15.399 --> 30:17.120 "Anal for an extra charge." 30:18.600 --> 30:20.480 It was this asshole friend of mine. 30:21.080 --> 30:24.919 He made me believe that I couldn't go to the premiere alone. You see now? 30:25.000 --> 30:28.240 Does a stud like yourself really have to pay for sex now? 30:28.320 --> 30:30.600 Oh, no. God, no. We didn't do anything. I swear to you. 30:30.679 --> 30:32.439 You don't owe anyone explanations. 30:32.520 --> 30:35.080 -No, well, you asked though. -[cell phone chiming] 30:36.560 --> 30:39.639 But in any case, I'll leave you, 'cause you seem pretty busy. 30:41.919 --> 30:45.159 Ángela, I'd be grateful if you didn't tell the scriptwriters, 30:45.240 --> 30:47.360 so they don't get the wrong impression of me. 30:48.120 --> 30:50.080 Right, we've got our little secret now. 30:51.040 --> 30:53.840 [cell phone chiming] 30:53.919 --> 30:55.240 Motherfucker. 30:56.240 --> 30:58.240 [sighs] 30:59.679 --> 31:00.600 [groans] 31:06.000 --> 31:09.360 [Pedro] Fuck, you guys. Now my boss thinks I'm some kind of whore hound. 31:09.439 --> 31:10.800 Uh, it's the truth. 31:10.879 --> 31:12.080 I didn't do anything. 31:12.159 --> 31:14.439 If we were in Sweden, I'd have to put you in jail. 31:14.520 --> 31:16.000 -[Raúl] You're kidding me. -Four beers. 31:16.080 --> 31:18.600 A red light is four points? Two more and I'll lose my license. 31:18.679 --> 31:20.959 If you have no points left, why are you running a red light? 31:21.040 --> 31:23.399 This guy wouldn't give me the number of that CrossFit officer. 31:23.480 --> 31:24.679 I don't like her now. 31:24.760 --> 31:26.120 -What a stickler. -[Luis] Hmm. 31:26.199 --> 31:30.120 And now my accountant is sending me his entire catalog of single ladies. 31:30.199 --> 31:31.560 [Santi] Yeah, you're a sexist pig. 31:31.639 --> 31:34.679 Seriously, is a man incomplete if he doesn't have a woman on his arm now? 31:34.760 --> 31:37.679 What are you talking about? You showed up to that work dinner with your ex. 31:37.760 --> 31:39.040 'Cause I ran into her. 31:39.120 --> 31:40.120 So did you get the job? 31:40.800 --> 31:42.199 Well, he said he'd call me. 31:44.439 --> 31:46.280 -[cell phone vibrates] -[Pedro exhales, mutters] 31:46.360 --> 31:48.399 Come on, can't you get rid of my fine? 31:48.480 --> 31:50.879 If you don't wanna spend the next six months without a license, 31:50.959 --> 31:52.600 take a driver's course to regain points. 31:52.679 --> 31:54.520 Esther happens to be teaching them every day. 31:54.600 --> 31:56.679 -You're not gonna clear my record. -You're a dumbass. 31:57.439 --> 31:59.159 [Raúl] Hmm. Hmm. 31:59.240 --> 32:01.040 DRIVING SCHOOL 32:10.760 --> 32:12.520 Why are you here, for a DUI? 32:13.040 --> 32:14.560 No, no, I just like to speed. 32:14.639 --> 32:16.240 Oh, me too. 32:22.840 --> 32:23.959 I think you're hot. 32:24.760 --> 32:25.959 Maybe we could hang out, huh? 32:28.040 --> 32:29.360 Well, I wouldn't say no. 32:29.439 --> 32:31.600 -[laughs] -[Esther] Enough with the euphemisms. 32:31.679 --> 32:33.679 You're all here 'cause you're alcoholics. 32:33.760 --> 32:36.000 You're reckless drivers, and the state, 32:36.080 --> 32:38.800 which wants to keep squeezing money out of you, 32:39.760 --> 32:41.280 wants to get you back out on the road. 32:41.360 --> 32:43.120 Worst offense of all is alcohol. 32:43.199 --> 32:46.280 Alcohol is-- is very bad. It is… bad, yeah. 32:46.360 --> 32:49.560 But anyway, you'll get to hear all of this from a drunk-driving victim, 32:49.639 --> 32:51.000 who we brought in to scare you. 32:51.080 --> 32:52.840 Alba, whenever you're ready. 32:59.080 --> 33:00.280 Hello, everyone. 33:00.360 --> 33:01.520 How's it going? 33:02.040 --> 33:03.399 Uh, as Esther just said. 33:03.480 --> 33:04.320 She's pretty. 33:04.399 --> 33:06.480 [Alba] I was in a drunk driving accident years ago, 33:06.560 --> 33:08.520 and it changed my life, as you can see. 33:08.600 --> 33:10.840 Although, my physical disability has its advantages. 33:10.919 --> 33:14.520 This wheelchair is a great way to filter out stupid assholes on Tinder. 33:17.639 --> 33:18.719 She just looked at you. 33:18.800 --> 33:20.199 No, no, no, no. 33:20.280 --> 33:22.760 [classical music playing] way to filter out stupid assholes on Tinder.