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Oh, this is totally giving me
that DDLJ feeling.

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It's my first time helping a girl elope.

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Dumbass, no one elopes at the end of DDLJ.

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We ran away. Where do we go now?

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Tell her, Aasmaan.

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Why does a guy run away with a girl?

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The real question is,
why does a girl run away with a guy?

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Jesus!

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-Parvaiz.
-Uh, just a minute.

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-Hello?
-Abdul bhai?

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-Our girl said yes.
-Cool, I'll get started.

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Guys, the girl said yes.

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Don't start celebrating.
We have to get the old man. Let's go.

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Come on, let's go.

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We'll have to bail them both out.

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Come on, Sanya, don't make it worse.

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Please go a little faster.

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Oh, it's Parvaiz on the phone.

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-Hello?
-Where are you guys?

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Uh, Mummy, I'm, uh, marrying Karishma.

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-No!
-Way to go, my lil' cheetah!

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Have you lost your mind, Aasmaan?

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-I'll message you with our location.
-Don't be stupid!

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-Aasmaan, listen.
-Bye, love you! See you there.

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-What did she say?
-What'd she say?

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What could she say?

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I got their location!
Ahead, it's a U-turn.

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Ooh, man. Look at that car behind us.

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Shit, that color.
It's Barbie as fuck, bro.

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Fuck! That's my dad!

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Na na na na, run from your daddy…

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Parvaiz, hit the gas!

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Na na na na na, run from your daddy

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I'm a superstar

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Na na na na na, I'm a one-man army

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I'm a one-man army

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Na na na na, I'm a one-man army

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Ajay, sir!

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I'm a superstar

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Na na na na na, your mamma want me

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Your mamma want me

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Na na na na na, your mamma want me…

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Parvaiz!

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Parvaiz, hurry! Faster, Parvaiz! Faster!

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I'm a superstar…

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Faster, please!

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Oh God! Parvaiz, we'll get stuck! Wait!

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Oh my God!

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Your papa's gettin' stuck, baby!

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Fuck! No!

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Na na na na na

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Where the fuck are we?
What the fuck is going on?

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How the hell am I supposed to know?
You think this is a regular thing for me?

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Guys, I think I'm gonna throw up.

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Yo! You can't puke in my car, man!
Are you kidding?

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I'm trying to get us there alive!

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Hey, watch out, man!

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-Parvaiz, stop the car!
-Oh heavenly God! We're so dead!

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Get a hold of the car, asshole!

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-Parvaiz!
-Parvaiz what the hell are you doing?

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What are you doing, bro?

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-What are you doing, Parvaiz?
-Parvaiz, no!

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No, Parvaiz, please don't!

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Come on, man, he's headed right at us!

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Parvaiz!

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Oh yeah!

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How did you know
he would move out of the way like that?

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'Cause we have his only daughter
in our car! Yeah, boy!

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-You're a genius, bro!
-Yes!

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I just put Ajay Talvar's panties
in a bunch!

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-Parvaiz!
-Sorry, Karishma.

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Cheers to Sailab 2!

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The film that made my company,
and the film that will save it.

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Uh-uh. Our Company.

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Hmm? So, Jeejeebhoy.

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How many times has Freddy ordered you
to watch this flick?

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Sir, you should see this.

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Go on.

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Ajay Talvar and his pink Ferrari
took a wild ride tonight!

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What the fuck is going on?

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The actor was driving at breakneck speeds…

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What the hell is he doing?
That fool had better not die.

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I just signed him on.

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Ferrari, my ass! That was crap!

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I'm the man! I'm the man, man!

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Stop the car!

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Fuck! This guy just won't leave us alone!

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I said stop!

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Dad, you stop!

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Karishma, don't do this, sweetheart!
Karishma, please!

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Parvaiz, there's a fucking truck coming!

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-We can't get through there!
-I can see! That's pretty clear!

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Stop!

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What the fuck is wrong with you?
Just stop the car right now!

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Why are you closing your eyes?

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Please! What are you doing? Stop driving!

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Stop, stop, stop! Stop it, Parvaiz!

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Fuck!

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Fuckin' number one

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Like a phoenix I rise again

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I can't stop, I'm in overdrive

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I'll make the whole world say my name

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No I have never felt more alive

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I don't really care

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What you say

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The throne is mine

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You've gotta kiss it goodbye

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They say I'm bad
I'll have to change my ways

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But these habits of mine
Will just never die

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Here we go again

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Ain't no way I'm done

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The whole world in my hands

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I'll be fuckin' number one

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Yeah, I'll be fuckin' number one

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You know I'm fuckin' number one

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Hey, turn on the lights!
Our stars have arrived.

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Bhai…

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Yo, how about this bad location
for a wedding?

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A film studio!

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Bhai, how you doin'.

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-Hi there, bhai.
-How's it going.

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Once this guy stamps the papers,
you both need to sign.

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Then your marriage will be legal.

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Yeah!

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He's a little slow,
but he'll get it finished.

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Seriously? A little slow?

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Hey!

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Hey! Hey!

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Bhai, is he okay?

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Sign language.

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Slow as shit and can't hear for shit.

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Hey! It's fine, okay, bhai?
It's cool. All good.

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Anyway, congrats on your nuptials.

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If you guys need visas
for your honeymoon, just holler.

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We're out.

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-Thank you.
-Abdul bhai. Thank you, bhai.

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-You really came through.
-Later.

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Bhai, hang on. Dude… you didn't pay me.

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Oh, yeah?

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Come on, man.

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Oh, get in here, bro.

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My man!

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Sir?

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-Avtar, you need to go a lot faster.
-God willing, we don't miss the wedding.

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-How long till we're there?
-Um, 20 minutes.

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Take a romantic shot
before Uncle and Auntie get here.

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Looking good. That's great. Here we go.

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Uh, hang on. Karishma?

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Karishma?

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Why are you stressing?

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Your dad may have a Ferrari,

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but not our location.

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You don't know my dad.

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Ajay sir, what's the rush?

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Sir, please don't get angry with me.
I was just doing my job.

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Sir, I swear I'll delete the pictures.

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Listen.

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I need to say something,
and I probably should've said it earlier.

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Go on.

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Uh…

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I love you.

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I love you too.

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Aw, so cute!

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What the fuck, Dad!
You could've killed me!

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Did I?

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Wait.

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You fuck!

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Aasmaan!

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Aasmaan!

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Damn you, old man!

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Bro, hit this dude, come on!

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What the…

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Dad!

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Oh shit!

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Oh fuck!

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This is the location.

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Neeta, you head over that way,
I'll go this way.

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Let's go.

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Guys, please! Aasmaan, no!

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Aasmaan!

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Girl, yell "Aasmaan, Aasmaan" in bed!
Get those fucking papers signed now!

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Faster, faster, faster.

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Stay away from my daughter.

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And you stay away from my son!

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Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

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You didn't sign them yet?

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-I need a pen. I can't!
-Pen?

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Did that deaf, raisin of a man take it?

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How could you raise your hand
to a kid, you asshole?

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Try it now!
Let's see you hit him now! Go on!

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Wait. Wait, wait, he's lifting me!
I'm levitating. What the hell?

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How is he doing this?

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Get over here! Help!

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Oh, hey!

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-Karishma. A pen!
-Huh?

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Oh fuck!

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Oh fuck!

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Is this the right way?

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Hey, Sukhi! How ya doin', man?
Dude, come on. Remember Goa?

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Hey, come on. We're tight, dude.
Our relationship is real.

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Sorry, buddy. Gig first.

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Meaning what?

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Are you okay?

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Shit!

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Aasmaan!

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After being fired from Karan Johar
and Freddy Sodawallah's…

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I want an entirely new staff.
And of course, a new office space.

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Yes, sir, I've shortlisted a few spaces.
If you'd like, we can see a few tomorrow.

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What the fuck?

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Hey, guys?

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Do you both see that?

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-What?
-Aasmaan Singh, the fall of a rising star.

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Jeejeebhoy, fire up the projector.

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Are you all right, son?

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Aasmaan!

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Aasmaan, sign the papers!

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Aasmaan, what are you looking at, man?
Would you sign that shit already?

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Go on! Sign it now!

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Aasmaan, sign!

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No, Karishma.

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I can't let a single piece of paper
be the thing that seals our fate.

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Because I swore I would
create my own destiny.

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Aasmaan, what are you doing?

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What the fuck, Aasmaan?

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No, fuck!

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There's just one thing I really don't get.

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Why is it you hate me so much?

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And how can you hate
the happiness of your own daughter?

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And, apparently, you won't ever
accept my love for her.

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Nor will I

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accept your hate.

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The problem, you know,
with people like us…

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is we don't think with our heads.

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We think with our hearts.

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And you, sir,

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from afar,
you're a big star on a big screen.

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But when I'm close up, you're just a tiny,

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insignificant…

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heartless asshole.

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That's fine, sir. You can take Karishma.

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But I'm not quitting.

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Because wasn't it you, sir, who told me,

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"What you want,

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you'll get."

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Maybe not today, or tomorrow,
or the day after…

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but one day, she'll be mine,
and that is certain.

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Because what I want…

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is what I get.

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Aasmaan!

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Stay away from Karishma.

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No.

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Stop!

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You will stay away from her.

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No.

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-Aasmaan!
-Aasmaan! Wait!

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Wait!

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No, son!

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Son of a bitch.

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When did this picture release?

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It was 26 years back.

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And Aasmaan, how old is he?

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He's 26!

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Fucking bastard!

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Rajat. And this is Neeta.
Aasmaan is our boy.

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Mm. Hello.

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-And who's your heroine?
-Karishma.

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-Karishma Talvar!
-I'm taking Dad out for a walk.

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Excuse me.

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-Hello, Ajay?
-Neeta? Is that you?

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I wouldn't have called,
but it's important.

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Aasmaan booked Karan's new film,
and we just found out.

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Karishma and Aasmaan
cannot do a film together.

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I'm fully aware.

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Don't worry. I won't let it happen.

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You're gonna do a 100-million-film
with two newcomers as the stars?

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You must be out of your mind.

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This is a Karan Johar film.
I'm betting on myself.

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And this is not the launch
I want for my daughter.

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You can't do this to me, man.

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I just did.

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Ajay, what are you doing?

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-They can't be allowed--
-Nothing will happen between them.

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I'll find another way.

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Aasmaan?

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Aasmaan!

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Aasmaan?

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Before you go,
I wanna ask about something.

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Did Papa know about it?

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So you were never really
in love with Dad, then.

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So that was all just fake?

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Were you even sad when he died,
or was that fake as well?

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Aasmaan!

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Ask me anything you need to.

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But never, ever ask
how much I loved your father, Aasmaan.

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Don't.

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And which father do you mean?

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How could you do this?
You just got engaged to Sameer!

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And you actually went off and tried
eloping with that ruffian, Aasmaan?

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-Are you kidding right now?
-Mom.

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We have no idea about his family,
or what they're like,

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or where they come from.

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I mean…

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-Do you know what his father does--
-Leave it, Anu. I'll handle it.

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Well, excuse my concern.

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I've seen how you handle things.

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And why did you need to take the car out
and do this road racing?

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What's going on with you, Ajay?

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Yeah, Dad. What's going on with you.

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You shut up!

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-Uh, madam?
-What is it, Lallan?

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The fence guy is waiting to get paid.

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Oh, this fucking fence!

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You two sort your shit out.

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Let's go.

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Karishma.

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Baby, I'm sorry.

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Don't worry, Dad.

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I won't mention anything about it.

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I promise.

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Karishma, it's not like that.

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Just… leave.

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Please.

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Oh, damn it, brother.

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Looks like you managed
to dodge this whole ordeal.

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We'll have our last drink together though.

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Cheers.

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Drink up.

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Come on.

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Listen, it's gonna be all right, kid.

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You having something?

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Listen, um,

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I know it goes without saying,

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but all that happened,

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it really can't be leaked.

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For my mother's sake.

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Yeah, don't worry about it.

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How's your mom been doing?

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I really don't think I'll be able
to forgive her for it.

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I haven't forgiven him either.

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But maybe they had their reasons.

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What could they do?

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Tell the truth.

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I would've grown up
in a broken home if they had…

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And you, I guess…

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you wouldn't have had a father.

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It's just a fucked-up situation.

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But with everything that's happened,

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I hope

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you and I can be friends.

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Okay, well, take care.

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Wait!

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I have to give you something.

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Now you're one of us.

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Nepo!

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All right, I'll see you.

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On Siblings' Day.

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Asshole!

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You have a great career ahead.

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But not your lead actor.

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Sir, he's one of
the most talented actors--

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Still hustling, Sanya. Still hustling.

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And the way you were able
to get him into my movie.

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I was very impressed.

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Just doing my job, sir.

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But now, it's time to move on
to bigger and better stars.

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Superstars!

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-Fuck you, Karan!
-Oh, fuck you too, Ranbir.

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Oh my God!

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You're Sanya, right?

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Karan's a big fan of yours.

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And I'm your very biggest fan, sir!

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-Wow.
-Hi, so nice to meet you.

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-Uh, hi. Uh, your vape.
-Oh, I'm so sorry.

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That's fantastic. But when can we start?

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Well, I wanna get started if we can,
but tomorrow works too.

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-Hmm…
-Are you serious?

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Is that a yes or a yes?

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I'm… I'm extremely flattered!

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Yeah, yeah, we know. Moving on.

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-Mm-hmm.
-But I can't, sir.

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You what?

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I can't.

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You… can't?

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Don't be so fast to decide, Sanya.
You're a good manager.

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I'm honored that you think
I'm a good manager, sir.

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But I think I'm a better friend.

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Is that the first time
a girl has turned you down?

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So this is how it feels?

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I wouldn't know.

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I'm so sorry.

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Really.

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Please keep it.

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How sweet.

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Stupidity!

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No, Karan.

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That is loyalty.

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How is he?

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Well, the whole industry
is boycotting the guy.

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He almost married his sister,
and now he's got two fathers.

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-So what do you think?
-Parvaiz!

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He's right though.

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I came here to be an actor.

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But I didn't think
I'd ever have to act like this.

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I can't do it anymore.

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What?

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I gotta go.

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Where?

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I gotta quit.

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I told you, man. "One for one."

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Don't ever talk
that kinda shit to me again.

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Dude! Who hits someone that hard?

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Someone who really loves you.

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But he's right.

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FilmFirst caused a whole mess.
Who's gonna hire him now?

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There is one guy.

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The entire industry
kicked your ass to the curb.

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So now you come to me.

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Just who do you think I am, huh? Who?

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Huh? Plan B? Second option?

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Like a spare tire, right?

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-Never. Of course not.
-It's not like that at all.

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Pull off the hoods!

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All of us do illegal business.
That's your issue?

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-Huh?
-No, no, bhai!

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All right, let me get totally legal.

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A three-film contract…

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with Gafoor Film International.

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-Gafoor!
-Three-film contract.

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-With Gafoor Film International!
-Yes, that's right, worldwide.

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Aiza, my contract.

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Here, sign it.

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Go on, sign it.

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Go on, man.

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-Anybody got a pen on 'em?
-Who's got a pen, guys?

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Throw us a pen.

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Oh, fuck, another contract?

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Someone get a damn pen.

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All of you bastards have blades on you,
and nobody's got a pen up in here?

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They can't find one.

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-Someone get a pen!
-Sh!

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-If you can't find a pen, just forget it.
-Sir, pen!

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Shit, man, seriously? This manager!

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She's just…

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Of course today she would have
a purse full of pens!

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Okay, sign it.

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Go on. Sign it, at the bottom there.

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Uh…

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-Bhai…
-Ah, just kidding, man!

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All these guys were shitting their pants!

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Man, fuck that!

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Contracts are pretty pointless
around here.

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Just do what I say.
Hey, get over here, kid.

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Thank you, bhai.

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Start applying for your visas.

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Your next shoot's not in India.
It's gonna be international!

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How's Aasmaan?

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Angry with me.

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And Karishma?

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She'll be okay.

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Mm-mm.

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I quit.

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I'm sorry.

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I really tried.

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No, I'm sorry.

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I promised you our paths
would never cross again.

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Could just be that it was our destiny.

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Maybe I was supposed to
meet my son this way.

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So what did you wanna say?

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I mean, is there anything left to say?

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You tell me. You're the one that called.

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Wait, I called?
You were the one who called me.

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I called both of you!

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How do like my little,
uh, spoofing device, huh?

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We had our suspicions.

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But thank you for confirming.

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And don't worry,
your secret is… safe with us.

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Oh is it, Jeejeebhoy?

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Only if they agree.

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You can't do this, Freddy!

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But, Ajay…

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I just did.

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Uh, we just did.

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Ajay, what is this?

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However,

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I do have some good news.

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Sailab 2 doesn't need you anymore.

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But Auntie, we're definitely
gonna need you around.

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Uh, for Aasmaan's dates, of course.
And yours…

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Yours and Karishma's too, sir.

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Because we're going to release
Bollywood's biggest family drama.

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And the picture's title will read…

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The media just loves to print that trash.

34:14.541 --> 34:16.416
He was not drinking and driving.

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And a dog bit Lallan,
on top of everything!

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Oh God!

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How could this day get any worse?

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Mom.

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I have to tell you something.

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Who's your daddy?

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Who's your daddy?

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Who's your daddy ji?

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Who's your daddy ji?

34:44.666 --> 34:46.666
Who's your daddy ji?

34:48.666 --> 34:50.541
Who's your daddy ji?

34:51.041 --> 34:52.125
Give it to me now

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Who's your daddy?

35:33.291 --> 35:34.958
Who's your daddy?

35:35.041 --> 35:36.958
Who's your daddy ji?

35:39.166 --> 35:41.166
Who's your daddy ji?

35:43.166 --> 35:45.291
Who's your daddy ji?

35:47.166 --> 35:49.333
Who's your daddy ji?

35:49.416 --> 35:50.583
Give it to me now

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Who's your daddy?

36:23.541 --> 36:25.458
Who's your daddy, who's your daddy?

36:25.541 --> 36:28.416
-Who's your daddy?
-Who's your daddy, who's your daddy?

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-Who's your daddy?
-Who's your daddy, who's your daddy?

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Who's your daddy, who's your daddy?

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I'm your daddy ji?

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Who's your daddy ji?

36:41.375 --> 36:42.416
Say my name

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Who's your daddy?

36:45.958 --> 36:47.708
Ji?

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Who's your daddy ji?

36:49.833 --> 36:51.125
Give it to me now

36:51.208 --> 36:52.958
Who's your daddy?

36:55.750 --> 36:57.500
Who's your daddy ji?

36:57.583 --> 36:58.666
Say my name
addy ji?