WEBVTT 00:00:56.916 --> 00:00:58.125 align:center Gafoor 00:01:04.333 --> 00:01:05.541 align:center Gafoor 00:01:09.583 --> 00:01:10.458 align:center Gafoor bhai! 00:01:11.458 --> 00:01:13.000 align:center Gafoor 00:01:19.041 --> 00:01:20.166 align:center Gafoor 00:01:26.458 --> 00:01:27.750 align:center Gafoor 00:01:40.958 --> 00:01:41.791 align:center Gafoor 00:01:48.625 --> 00:01:49.875 align:center Gafoor 00:01:55.916 --> 00:01:57.583 align:center Gafoo-- 00:02:05.291 --> 00:02:07.750 align:center I spent years sneaking around like a criminal, 00:02:08.375 --> 00:02:11.500 align:center and this guy comes in screaming, "Gafoor! Gafoor!" like an asshole! 00:02:11.583 --> 00:02:12.416 align:center Is he an idiot? 00:02:12.500 --> 00:02:13.375 align:center Bhai. 00:02:14.250 --> 00:02:15.875 align:center He was an idiot. 00:02:17.125 --> 00:02:18.000 align:center Yeah! 00:02:18.083 --> 00:02:19.708 align:center Cool, bhai. Totally. 00:02:19.791 --> 00:02:20.958 align:center Gafoor 00:02:23.458 --> 00:02:25.125 align:center Fuckin' number one 00:02:25.208 --> 00:02:28.750 align:center Like a phoenix I rise again 00:02:29.250 --> 00:02:33.083 align:center I can't stop, I'm in overdrive 00:02:33.166 --> 00:02:36.250 align:center I'll make the whole world say my name 00:02:36.333 --> 00:02:41.000 align:center No I have never felt more alive 00:02:41.083 --> 00:02:42.541 align:center I don't really care 00:02:42.625 --> 00:02:44.250 align:center What you say 00:02:44.750 --> 00:02:45.833 align:center The throne is mine 00:02:45.916 --> 00:02:48.791 align:center You've gotta kiss it goodbye 00:02:48.875 --> 00:02:51.833 align:center They say I'm bad I'll have to change my ways 00:02:51.916 --> 00:02:56.750 align:center But these habits of mine Will just never die 00:02:58.291 --> 00:03:02.291 align:center Here we go again 00:03:02.375 --> 00:03:06.000 align:center Ain't no way I'm done 00:03:06.083 --> 00:03:10.125 align:center The whole world in my hands 00:03:10.208 --> 00:03:12.375 align:center I'll be fuckin' number one 00:03:17.875 --> 00:03:20.333 align:center Yeah, I'll be fuckin' number one 00:03:25.583 --> 00:03:28.458 align:center You know I'm fuckin' number one 00:03:33.041 --> 00:03:34.750 align:center Talking to Freddy is not an option. 00:03:36.416 --> 00:03:37.250 align:center Thanks anyway. 00:03:47.833 --> 00:03:49.000 align:center Sign this. 00:03:49.500 --> 00:03:50.583 align:center Good God. 00:04:04.041 --> 00:04:05.083 align:center -How did-- -Let's see. 00:04:06.291 --> 00:04:07.791 align:center I just had to ask him nicely. 00:04:08.416 --> 00:04:10.041 align:center Dude, are you serious? 00:04:14.375 --> 00:04:17.750 align:center You crazy-ass. How did you manage that? Are you kidding? I can't believe this! 00:04:17.833 --> 00:04:18.958 align:center Oh! 00:04:19.500 --> 00:04:20.333 align:center Wait. 00:04:20.416 --> 00:04:21.791 align:center You're tickling me. 00:04:21.875 --> 00:04:23.208 align:center -Hey, moron! -Stop it! 00:04:24.291 --> 00:04:26.250 align:center This isn't okay. You'll go to jail. 00:04:26.333 --> 00:04:28.000 align:center Hey, would you chill out? 00:04:28.500 --> 00:04:30.416 align:center Where's the pen? Give me a pen. I'll sign it. 00:04:30.916 --> 00:04:32.125 align:center Pen, uh… 00:04:32.208 --> 00:04:33.375 align:center Seriously, again? 00:04:33.458 --> 00:04:35.458 align:center What kind of manager never carries a damn pen? 00:04:35.541 --> 00:04:36.625 align:center Can you even use a pen? 00:04:36.708 --> 00:04:37.958 align:center I can use a pen better than you. 00:04:38.041 --> 00:04:39.750 align:center Forget the fucking pen, you two! 00:04:40.708 --> 00:04:44.041 align:center Come on! Let's go celebrate, you assholes. Let's pop some bottles. 00:04:44.125 --> 00:04:45.333 align:center Aha! 00:04:45.416 --> 00:04:48.083 align:center -Let's go, champ! Yeah, Uncle! -Finally. 00:04:48.166 --> 00:04:49.208 align:center Get in here. 00:04:50.708 --> 00:04:52.041 align:center Aasmaan. 00:04:52.541 --> 00:04:53.750 align:center How about you hit up your pal? 00:04:53.833 --> 00:04:56.375 align:center Look how cute his smile is. That smile. 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:59.375 align:center You're coming too, kid. 00:05:04.416 --> 00:05:05.500 align:center Karishma? 00:05:08.375 --> 00:05:10.333 align:center Why are you sitting there like a '90s villain? 00:05:10.916 --> 00:05:11.958 align:center Where are you going? 00:05:12.458 --> 00:05:14.000 align:center I'm going out for drinks. 00:05:14.500 --> 00:05:15.333 align:center With? 00:05:15.416 --> 00:05:17.250 align:center With some friends. Aasmaan and all. 00:05:17.833 --> 00:05:19.000 align:center Sorry, my love. You can't. 00:05:19.583 --> 00:05:21.416 align:center -Why not? -It's not what you think. 00:05:21.500 --> 00:05:23.875 align:center I've called Sameer for dinner. He's on his way. 00:05:23.958 --> 00:05:26.708 align:center You should have told me earlier, then, Papa. 00:05:26.791 --> 00:05:30.291 align:center After I saw that video, I got so upset, and I figured… 00:05:30.375 --> 00:05:32.333 align:center But it's okay. 00:05:32.416 --> 00:05:33.958 align:center You go out and have fun. 00:05:34.041 --> 00:05:36.541 align:center And don't worry. I'll tell him you're busy. 00:05:37.416 --> 00:05:40.500 align:center No, it's… it's fine. Tell him to come. 00:05:41.541 --> 00:05:42.750 align:center Love you, sweetie. 00:05:42.833 --> 00:05:43.958 align:center Love you too. 00:05:51.791 --> 00:05:52.875 align:center Yes, Uncle? 00:05:52.958 --> 00:05:54.208 align:center Come over for dinner. 00:05:54.291 --> 00:05:56.500 align:center Uh, actually, Uncle, I already ate. 00:05:56.583 --> 00:05:57.875 align:center Then eat again. 00:05:57.958 --> 00:05:59.208 align:center Ah… ah… 00:06:04.125 --> 00:06:05.208 align:center Good boy. 00:06:05.708 --> 00:06:08.625 align:center I'm so sorry, Aasmaan. I can't make it tonight. 00:06:09.125 --> 00:06:11.791 align:center -Something came up with my dad, and-- -That's fine. 00:06:11.875 --> 00:06:13.875 align:center I'll see you tomorrow when we go over our scene work. 00:06:13.958 --> 00:06:15.666 align:center Okay. Pick me up at eight o'clock. 00:06:15.750 --> 00:06:17.333 align:center We can go rehearse at Boho. 00:06:17.416 --> 00:06:18.541 align:center See you tomorrow. 00:06:18.625 --> 00:06:19.750 align:center Sounds good. Bye. 00:06:20.541 --> 00:06:21.500 align:center She said no? 00:06:22.958 --> 00:06:25.416 align:center She's not coming, dude. 00:06:25.500 --> 00:06:26.916 align:center She's never coming. 00:06:27.416 --> 00:06:30.125 align:center Hey, a fancy chick like Karishma drinks at other spots. 00:06:30.208 --> 00:06:31.500 align:center On the other side of Bandra. 00:06:31.583 --> 00:06:32.416 align:center Hi. 00:06:32.916 --> 00:06:34.250 align:center Can I buy you a drink? 00:06:35.416 --> 00:06:37.291 align:center Sorry. I don't drink. 00:06:39.375 --> 00:06:40.625 align:center Hmm. Your loss. 00:06:41.500 --> 00:06:43.583 align:center One sec! Are you fuckin' insane? 00:06:43.666 --> 00:06:45.666 align:center Dude, that other drink is out of your price range, 00:06:45.750 --> 00:06:48.125 align:center and this drink is here, so chug her down. Two shots, please. 00:06:48.208 --> 00:06:51.416 align:center So many girls. Make some love, baby! 00:06:51.500 --> 00:06:53.250 align:center Yeah. Yeah! 00:07:01.958 --> 00:07:04.208 align:center Bro, look. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 00:07:10.541 --> 00:07:12.416 align:center She's LGTV. 00:07:13.416 --> 00:07:14.791 align:center LGBTQ. 00:07:15.291 --> 00:07:17.583 align:center Dude. So what if she is? 00:07:17.666 --> 00:07:18.791 align:center That's her choice, okay? 00:07:23.125 --> 00:07:25.500 align:center The disappearance of exec Cyrus Sodawallah, 00:07:25.583 --> 00:07:28.083 align:center twenty-six years ago, was, of course, the reason his son, 00:07:28.166 --> 00:07:30.625 align:center Freddy Sodawallah, took the reins of the company. 00:07:30.708 --> 00:07:33.291 align:center However, as of late, despite raising substantial funds 00:07:33.375 --> 00:07:34.541 align:center from the Chintamani Group, 00:07:34.625 --> 00:07:37.625 align:center Sodawallah has been unable to deliver any successful films. 00:07:37.708 --> 00:07:41.041 align:center And after 45 years in business, the company is on the verge of bankruptcy. 00:07:41.125 --> 00:07:42.750 align:center It is the end of an era. 00:07:44.291 --> 00:07:47.500 align:center When will you be vacating the premises? 00:07:49.416 --> 00:07:51.541 align:center I need the space. 00:07:51.625 --> 00:07:53.958 align:center I'm gonna sell candy here. 00:07:55.541 --> 00:07:58.458 align:center I technically have three days before they take the company. 00:07:58.541 --> 00:08:00.791 align:center How much can you do in three days? 00:08:03.500 --> 00:08:05.416 align:center A lot more than you've done in your lifetime. 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:07.125 align:center Oh, yeah? 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:08.916 align:center Like? 00:08:12.875 --> 00:08:14.250 align:center Put my legs up on the desk. 00:08:14.333 --> 00:08:16.708 align:center How dare you! 00:08:16.791 --> 00:08:18.916 align:center Who the hell do you think you are? 00:08:19.000 --> 00:08:23.625 align:center You lost my money, wasted my time, and fucked up your father's reputation! 00:08:23.708 --> 00:08:26.083 align:center Hey! Freddy! Motherfucker! 00:08:26.166 --> 00:08:28.041 align:center Hey! Let go of me, asshole! Hey! 00:08:28.125 --> 00:08:29.458 align:center I'll kill you, Freddy! 00:08:29.541 --> 00:08:31.791 align:center I'm gonna fucking destroy you, motherfucker! 00:08:31.875 --> 00:08:34.166 align:center -Check back in three days. -Damn you! 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:36.833 align:center Fuck off! 00:08:37.333 --> 00:08:39.583 align:center Didn't you say you were looking for something new? 00:08:39.666 --> 00:08:42.625 align:center I found this song unconventional, but with traditional roots. 00:08:42.708 --> 00:08:45.541 align:center Sir, all over the country, it's viral. The song is huge. 00:08:45.625 --> 00:08:48.041 align:center Basically, Punjabi rock with a modern twist. 00:08:48.125 --> 00:08:50.166 align:center Hmm. Interesting. Who made it? 00:08:50.250 --> 00:08:52.375 align:center Uh, Adam and Avtar. 00:08:53.291 --> 00:08:54.916 align:center Avtar? Who the fuck is Avtar? 00:08:55.625 --> 00:08:57.416 align:center Walking down the street 00:08:57.500 --> 00:09:00.000 align:center When you look me in the eye 00:09:00.666 --> 00:09:03.125 align:center You asked me if I was okay 00:09:03.208 --> 00:09:05.625 align:center If I was gonna cry 00:09:05.708 --> 00:09:08.125 align:center I looked at you, then I said 00:09:08.708 --> 00:09:10.916 align:center It's okay, it's all in my head 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:12.250 align:center Do you wanna know 00:09:12.333 --> 00:09:15.083 align:center What's really on my mind 00:09:15.166 --> 00:09:17.416 align:center You have no idea 00:09:17.500 --> 00:09:19.416 align:center What my intentions were 00:09:20.375 --> 00:09:22.291 align:center The world disliked me 00:09:22.375 --> 00:09:24.875 align:center And I disliked the world 00:09:24.958 --> 00:09:27.875 align:center Hey, you have no idea 00:09:27.958 --> 00:09:30.333 align:center What my intentions were 00:09:30.916 --> 00:09:32.958 align:center The world disliked me 00:09:33.041 --> 00:09:37.208 align:center And I disliked the world 00:09:40.291 --> 00:09:43.500 align:center I have a heart of stone now 00:09:43.583 --> 00:09:46.041 align:center That's what the Lord has destined 00:09:46.125 --> 00:09:48.208 align:center I don't care anymore 00:09:48.291 --> 00:09:50.583 align:center I don't live in fear anymore 00:09:50.666 --> 00:09:53.750 align:center This is a selfish world 00:09:53.833 --> 00:09:56.041 align:center No one cared about me 00:09:56.791 --> 00:09:58.500 align:center I've forsaken everyone 00:09:58.583 --> 00:10:03.041 align:center I shoved away the world and moved on 00:10:03.125 --> 00:10:07.791 align:center There's something near, I can feel it 00:10:07.875 --> 00:10:12.833 align:center A radiant light, shining gracefully 00:10:13.333 --> 00:10:18.750 align:center I feel the divine grace of the Lord 00:10:18.833 --> 00:10:21.458 align:center Bestowed upon me 00:10:22.708 --> 00:10:24.833 align:center I'll break every barrier 00:10:24.916 --> 00:10:27.708 align:center I'll turn the way of the wind 00:10:27.791 --> 00:10:30.791 align:center I'm riding high on my victory 00:10:30.875 --> 00:10:32.791 align:center You have no idea 00:10:33.291 --> 00:10:35.625 align:center What my intentions were 00:10:35.708 --> 00:10:38.041 align:center The world disliked me 00:10:38.125 --> 00:10:41.291 align:center And I disliked the world 00:10:42.166 --> 00:10:44.166 align:center Avtar! 00:10:44.250 --> 00:10:46.041 align:center Oh, jeez, man. Who died? 00:10:46.125 --> 00:10:47.208 align:center -Guess what. -Huh? 00:10:47.291 --> 00:10:49.666 align:center I spoke with the Dharma office today. 00:10:50.458 --> 00:10:51.750 align:center Aasmaan got a new movie? 00:10:51.833 --> 00:10:53.791 align:center No, but you might have. 00:10:53.875 --> 00:10:54.708 align:center Yeah? 00:10:54.791 --> 00:10:57.208 align:center Karan Johar wants to meet the two of you guys together. 00:10:57.291 --> 00:10:59.458 align:center -Do you mean it, Sanya? -Mm-hmm. 00:10:59.958 --> 00:11:00.875 align:center Fuck yeah! 00:11:00.958 --> 00:11:02.458 align:center Fuck yeah! 00:11:02.541 --> 00:11:04.875 align:center Guys! Guys! 00:11:04.958 --> 00:11:07.416 align:center It's a meeting. All right? I haven't confirmed anything else. 00:11:07.500 --> 00:11:09.541 align:center Hey. 00:11:10.166 --> 00:11:12.708 align:center How do you know it's just a meeting? 00:11:12.791 --> 00:11:14.666 align:center I'm off the meds in two months. 00:11:14.750 --> 00:11:16.416 align:center The doctor says I'll be fine. 00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:18.708 align:center I can even still drink a few beers a week. 00:11:18.791 --> 00:11:19.750 align:center Oh, yeah? 00:11:20.250 --> 00:11:21.333 align:center The doctor said that? 00:11:21.416 --> 00:11:24.666 align:center Yeah, right. He's getting a drip of whiskey, straight to his liver. 00:11:24.750 --> 00:11:26.958 align:center Neeta, get me one of those things too. 00:11:28.375 --> 00:11:29.291 align:center Hey, Rajat! 00:11:29.375 --> 00:11:31.250 align:center How do you like needing money? 00:11:31.333 --> 00:11:32.625 align:center Oh, like you're a millionaire. 00:11:32.708 --> 00:11:35.541 align:center The money's all about to rain down, brother. 00:11:35.625 --> 00:11:37.041 align:center Why? You gonna rob someone? 00:11:37.125 --> 00:11:39.708 align:center -Karan Johar wants my song. -We locked the deal. 00:11:39.791 --> 00:11:41.375 align:center Your brother is on fire over here! 00:11:41.458 --> 00:11:42.750 align:center Holy shit! 00:11:42.833 --> 00:11:45.875 align:center -That's so badass! -To hell with Neeta and the doctor. 00:11:45.958 --> 00:11:47.458 align:center You owe me a drink, buddy. 00:11:47.541 --> 00:11:50.041 align:center Uh-huh. I'm paying. 00:11:50.875 --> 00:11:53.000 align:center -Uncle. -Thanks, guys. 00:11:53.083 --> 00:11:53.916 align:center You're the best. 00:11:57.375 --> 00:12:01.083 align:center Golden Jubilees, running around trees, 00:12:01.166 --> 00:12:02.250 align:center no script, 00:12:02.333 --> 00:12:03.583 align:center and no fucking wig! 00:12:04.916 --> 00:12:07.166 align:center I miss those days, Ajay. 00:12:07.250 --> 00:12:09.458 align:center Me, too, Hansraj. Me too. 00:12:09.541 --> 00:12:11.750 align:center You know, that's the problem these days. 00:12:11.833 --> 00:12:12.666 align:center What? 00:12:12.750 --> 00:12:13.583 align:center "Me too." 00:12:14.791 --> 00:12:16.958 align:center Because, obviously, we had "me too" in our day, 00:12:17.041 --> 00:12:19.041 align:center but it was… different. 00:12:19.125 --> 00:12:22.125 align:center I'd fuck a girl, and then a whole lot more 00:12:22.208 --> 00:12:25.041 align:center would be lined up outside my room screaming, 00:12:25.125 --> 00:12:27.791 align:center "Me too, Hansraj! Me too!" 00:12:27.875 --> 00:12:30.666 align:center That's over the line, man. You really can't say that stuff out loud. 00:12:30.750 --> 00:12:31.583 align:center You'll be canceled. 00:12:31.666 --> 00:12:34.250 align:center Let them fucking cancel me, then. 00:12:34.333 --> 00:12:35.583 align:center At least I'll make headlines. 00:12:35.666 --> 00:12:37.250 align:center You're crazy. 00:12:37.750 --> 00:12:40.583 align:center Not everyone gets to be Ajay Talvar, bro. 00:12:42.041 --> 00:12:44.833 align:center I just don't get it. You were surrounded by girls, and you stayed clean? 00:12:44.916 --> 00:12:47.416 align:center You had women throwing themselves at you. 00:12:47.500 --> 00:12:51.125 align:center But you've never even looked at any other woman but Anu. 00:12:51.625 --> 00:12:54.291 align:center All the good ones were already waiting outside your door. 00:12:54.375 --> 00:12:55.541 align:center What else could I do? 00:12:56.708 --> 00:12:59.041 align:center You're trying to play it cool, you shit. 00:12:59.625 --> 00:13:01.708 align:center Now you're gonna spout some corny dialogue, 00:13:01.791 --> 00:13:04.625 align:center like, "True love is true love." 00:13:04.708 --> 00:13:06.625 align:center "The heart wants what the heart wants, 00:13:06.708 --> 00:13:10.375 align:center and there's nothing more powerful in this world than love." 00:13:10.458 --> 00:13:11.875 align:center But let me tell you, buddy. 00:13:11.958 --> 00:13:15.208 align:center There's just no substitute for a good old fuck! 00:13:17.041 --> 00:13:19.375 align:center I miss sex, man! 00:13:20.583 --> 00:13:22.166 align:center Hey, so this time, maybe 00:13:22.666 --> 00:13:23.500 align:center I'll ditch you. 00:13:24.791 --> 00:13:25.625 align:center Okay, then. 00:13:26.291 --> 00:13:27.416 align:center Bye. 00:13:27.500 --> 00:13:28.333 align:center Hang on. 00:13:31.041 --> 00:13:33.250 align:center I'm already here. Let's do this. 00:13:33.833 --> 00:13:34.666 align:center Fine. 00:13:46.333 --> 00:13:47.625 align:center Where are you two going? 00:13:48.916 --> 00:13:50.166 align:center -Hi, sir. -Hi. 00:13:50.250 --> 00:13:51.916 align:center Just stepping out. 00:13:52.000 --> 00:13:53.125 align:center We have some homework. 00:13:53.208 --> 00:13:55.125 align:center Homework? Then why not do it right here? 00:13:55.208 --> 00:13:57.875 align:center Papa, Karan has sent new pages to learn by tomorrow. 00:13:57.958 --> 00:13:59.541 align:center We're going to Boho House for rehearsal. 00:13:59.625 --> 00:14:01.416 align:center What's Boho House have over this place? 00:14:01.500 --> 00:14:03.833 align:center Great view, uniformed staff. 00:14:03.916 --> 00:14:05.708 align:center And Gauri Khan did the interior design. 00:14:05.791 --> 00:14:07.291 align:center -Come. -Sir, we don't wanna bother you. 00:14:07.375 --> 00:14:08.833 align:center Please, we'll be home by midnight. 00:14:08.916 --> 00:14:11.500 align:center Thirty years of experience at your service, guys. 00:14:12.625 --> 00:14:13.625 align:center Come. Come in. 00:14:14.791 --> 00:14:16.625 align:center Papa, you don't have to do this. 00:14:16.708 --> 00:14:18.583 align:center If I'm not cool to my own kids, 00:14:18.666 --> 00:14:20.875 align:center why did I become a superstar at all? 00:14:20.958 --> 00:14:22.958 align:center -Hey, Ajay! -Hey. 00:14:23.041 --> 00:14:25.708 align:center Thanks so much, buddy. What a great party. 00:14:25.791 --> 00:14:26.750 align:center Anytime. Anytime. 00:14:26.833 --> 00:14:28.541 align:center -Good night, Karishma. -Good night. 00:14:29.333 --> 00:14:30.500 align:center Have a good night, Sameer! 00:14:31.125 --> 00:14:32.041 align:center You too, sir. 00:14:32.125 --> 00:14:33.375 align:center Yeah, me too. 00:14:33.458 --> 00:14:35.416 align:center Me too. 00:14:36.875 --> 00:14:38.083 align:center Lallan, get the car. 00:14:38.166 --> 00:14:40.000 align:center You came in a cab tonight, sir. 00:14:40.541 --> 00:14:41.708 align:center I did? 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:46.791 align:center Um, the first draft didn't have a lot of these scenes. 00:14:46.875 --> 00:14:49.166 align:center It's a new draft. It's way cool. 00:14:49.250 --> 00:14:51.291 align:center Yeah, but this is too much. 00:14:52.291 --> 00:14:53.416 align:center Basic love scenes. 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:55.916 align:center Nobody runs around trees anymore, Dad. 00:14:56.833 --> 00:14:58.000 align:center You like this house? 00:14:58.750 --> 00:14:59.708 align:center Yeah? 00:14:59.791 --> 00:15:01.666 align:center It's here because I ran around trees. 00:15:02.625 --> 00:15:04.125 align:center -Yeah. -Okay, seriously. 00:15:04.208 --> 00:15:07.125 align:center -I have an early morning tomorrow. -Who's stopping you, sweetie? 00:15:07.208 --> 00:15:08.708 align:center Come on, Aasmaan. Go ahead. 00:15:08.791 --> 00:15:10.791 align:center Fine. 00:15:11.375 --> 00:15:12.541 align:center So… 00:15:14.875 --> 00:15:18.291 align:center that's… probably the best sex I ever had. 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:20.083 align:center I know. 00:15:21.666 --> 00:15:23.625 align:center And I'm just getting started. 00:15:28.583 --> 00:15:30.708 align:center Ajay, sir! 00:15:32.291 --> 00:15:33.541 align:center -Hey, what? -Hey! 00:15:33.625 --> 00:15:35.125 align:center -Wait! Wait! -Wait! Wait! 00:15:35.208 --> 00:15:36.541 align:center -Stop! No! -Hang on! Stop! 00:15:38.708 --> 00:15:40.458 align:center Ajay, sir! 00:15:41.333 --> 00:15:42.541 align:center One photo, sir. 00:15:42.625 --> 00:15:44.250 align:center Only one photo, sir, please! 00:15:44.333 --> 00:15:46.333 align:center -Oh my God. Sir, please! -Sir! 00:15:46.416 --> 00:15:48.541 align:center Just one picture. I'm begging you! 00:15:49.125 --> 00:15:50.833 align:center One photo with you. Please. Just one photo. 00:15:50.916 --> 00:15:52.083 align:center Shut your mouth. 00:15:53.000 --> 00:15:55.083 align:center This is not how you ask for a photo. 00:15:55.166 --> 00:15:56.000 align:center Sukhi. 00:15:56.083 --> 00:15:58.125 align:center -Yes, sir. -Oh no! Hey, I didn't know-- 00:15:58.208 --> 00:16:00.875 align:center -Don't throw me out! Sir. -Quiet. A photo's all you want? 00:16:00.958 --> 00:16:02.375 align:center -Uh-huh. -Get your cell phone out. 00:16:06.708 --> 00:16:08.000 align:center Sukhi, take it. 00:16:10.291 --> 00:16:11.583 align:center Good one. 00:16:11.666 --> 00:16:12.500 align:center Okay. 00:16:13.250 --> 00:16:15.500 align:center Thank you so much, sir. 00:16:15.583 --> 00:16:17.166 align:center Don't ever do this again. 00:16:17.250 --> 00:16:19.583 align:center -I love you, sir. -You're lucky you weren't hurt worse. 00:16:20.500 --> 00:16:22.625 align:center Sukhi, take him to Dr. Agarwal. 00:16:22.708 --> 00:16:23.541 align:center Okay, sir. 00:16:24.916 --> 00:16:26.875 align:center And the fence, get it fixed. 00:16:26.958 --> 00:16:27.833 align:center Okay, sir. 00:16:29.500 --> 00:16:32.458 align:center It's insane, sir, the love people have for you. 00:16:33.833 --> 00:16:35.666 align:center But love can be a dangerous thing. 00:16:36.833 --> 00:16:38.125 align:center Sorry about my dad. 00:16:38.208 --> 00:16:39.875 align:center He was being so weird. 00:16:39.958 --> 00:16:40.791 align:center No problem. 00:16:41.375 --> 00:16:43.750 align:center He's the reason we're off book. See ya. 00:16:44.416 --> 00:16:46.208 align:center Listen, I'm having a party. 00:16:47.125 --> 00:16:47.958 align:center Oh, yeah? 00:16:49.083 --> 00:16:50.541 align:center Well, have fun with that. 00:16:51.208 --> 00:16:52.833 align:center I'm inviting you, you idiot. 00:16:54.000 --> 00:16:55.125 align:center I figured. 00:16:57.000 --> 00:16:58.000 align:center Birthday, right? 00:16:59.500 --> 00:17:01.375 align:center And no entry without a gift. 00:17:01.458 --> 00:17:03.250 align:center So you'd better put some thought into it. 00:17:05.208 --> 00:17:06.041 align:center Will do. 00:17:06.958 --> 00:17:07.791 align:center Okay. 00:17:07.875 --> 00:17:09.250 align:center -Bye. -Bye. 00:17:12.291 --> 00:17:13.500 align:center Bye, bye, bye. Toodles. 00:17:14.166 --> 00:17:16.916 align:center -Oh dear. Mm. -Killer marketing strategy, Karan. 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:20.416 align:center I mean, using the Heimlich maneuver to sell a love story? 00:17:20.500 --> 00:17:21.791 align:center Now that's a maneuver. 00:17:21.875 --> 00:17:23.541 align:center It wasn't. She was really choking. 00:17:23.625 --> 00:17:24.958 align:center -Yeah. -Don't lie to me. 00:17:25.041 --> 00:17:26.416 align:center From one genius to another? 00:17:26.500 --> 00:17:27.875 align:center Oh, Ajay. 00:17:27.958 --> 00:17:31.208 align:center Ajay would have flipped. Please tell me what his reaction was. 00:17:31.291 --> 00:17:32.750 align:center -I will right now. -Yeah. 00:17:33.291 --> 00:17:34.625 align:center Surprise. 00:17:34.708 --> 00:17:36.375 align:center Hey! 00:17:36.458 --> 00:17:38.750 align:center What a surprise! Ajay, sir! 00:17:38.833 --> 00:17:41.000 align:center Always surprising me on my set! 00:17:41.083 --> 00:17:42.750 align:center Uh, you're always welcome. 00:17:42.833 --> 00:17:46.458 align:center I… I'll… I'll go do the final checks. Final checks! 00:17:49.166 --> 00:17:50.333 align:center Shithead. 00:17:50.416 --> 00:17:51.458 align:center Ajay, what's up? 00:17:51.541 --> 00:17:54.000 align:center This is earlier than when you show up for your own gigs. 00:17:54.083 --> 00:17:55.833 align:center Well, those scene rewrites. 00:17:55.916 --> 00:17:57.291 align:center Glad you liked the script. 00:17:57.375 --> 00:17:58.791 align:center The intimacy, Karan. 00:17:59.291 --> 00:18:00.500 align:center It's too much. 00:18:00.583 --> 00:18:03.583 align:center Ajay, Ajay, Ajay. No one runs around trees anymore. 00:18:04.333 --> 00:18:07.000 align:center And Karishma's important to me as well. Don't worry about it. 00:18:07.083 --> 00:18:10.208 align:center How can you say that? It's my daughter's first film, Karan. 00:18:11.791 --> 00:18:12.833 align:center I get it. 00:18:12.916 --> 00:18:16.250 align:center I get it, but… it's my movie, man. 00:18:16.750 --> 00:18:18.166 align:center Let me make it my way. Huh? 00:18:19.541 --> 00:18:21.916 align:center Mm. You already know that nobody… 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:23.958 align:center nobody makes love stories better than-- 00:18:24.041 --> 00:18:26.333 align:center Karan Johar, ladies and gentlemen! 00:18:26.416 --> 00:18:28.333 align:center You've heard the name, right? 00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:32.250 align:center Fucking asshole. 00:18:35.750 --> 00:18:36.916 align:center Where'd you go? 00:18:38.083 --> 00:18:39.500 align:center I went to meet Karan. 00:18:41.166 --> 00:18:42.958 align:center You're overthinking this because she's a girl. 00:18:44.791 --> 00:18:47.458 align:center How many kissing scenes have you done? Hmm? 00:18:47.541 --> 00:18:48.416 align:center Just twice, Anu. 00:18:48.500 --> 00:18:51.791 align:center Oh, please. You had two in Sailab alone! 00:18:51.875 --> 00:18:53.541 align:center Why are you taking your shoes off? 00:18:53.625 --> 00:18:56.541 align:center The thing at the Sinhas? You're not coming to plan Karishma's birthday? 00:18:56.625 --> 00:18:57.875 align:center Go ahead. I'm gonna stay. 00:18:58.708 --> 00:19:00.625 align:center Whatever. Behave like Shaumik. 00:19:00.708 --> 00:19:01.708 align:center I'm going. 00:19:05.208 --> 00:19:06.791 align:center No way! 00:19:06.875 --> 00:19:10.750 align:center Hey, dude. Be smooth for a good mood. 00:19:10.833 --> 00:19:12.416 align:center This is cheating though. 00:19:14.833 --> 00:19:16.958 align:center Mansmooth lotion should be your only choice, 00:19:17.041 --> 00:19:18.583 align:center or your girl might leave you. 00:19:20.791 --> 00:19:22.666 align:center Slimy bastard. 00:19:25.875 --> 00:19:27.125 align:center Anu, wait. I wanna go. 00:19:27.208 --> 00:19:29.541 align:center You changed your mind? Why is that? 00:19:29.625 --> 00:19:31.041 align:center I need to talk to Sameer. 00:19:42.416 --> 00:19:43.750 align:center Sir? Sir? 00:19:48.458 --> 00:19:49.416 align:center Coffee. 00:19:57.625 --> 00:19:58.750 align:center Perfect. 00:20:01.416 --> 00:20:02.750 align:center Thank you, Jeejeebhoy. 00:20:07.416 --> 00:20:08.958 align:center Now everything my father did, 00:20:10.791 --> 00:20:12.250 align:center everything I did… 00:20:15.458 --> 00:20:16.833 align:center everything we did. 00:20:19.625 --> 00:20:20.958 align:center It's all gone. 00:20:24.125 --> 00:20:25.416 align:center You can go too. 00:20:30.583 --> 00:20:32.041 align:center Leave me here alone. 00:20:36.416 --> 00:20:38.000 align:center Sir. 00:20:38.791 --> 00:20:40.541 align:center That's my final order. 00:21:08.541 --> 00:21:09.416 align:center Yes. Yes, sir. 00:21:09.500 --> 00:21:11.166 align:center It's a miracle! 00:21:11.250 --> 00:21:13.000 align:center Our company is saved! 00:21:13.083 --> 00:21:15.458 align:center The company is saved! It's a miracle, Jeejeebhoy! 00:21:15.541 --> 00:21:17.458 align:center -Sir, are you serious? -Our company is saved! 00:21:17.541 --> 00:21:19.541 align:center Are you serious, sir? I can't believe it, sir! 00:21:19.625 --> 00:21:22.083 align:center I got ya! 00:21:24.708 --> 00:21:26.458 align:center How do you like my 00:21:27.291 --> 00:21:29.250 align:center spoofing device? Huh? 00:21:29.333 --> 00:21:31.000 align:center Mr. Jaraj. 00:21:31.083 --> 00:21:32.291 align:center That was you? 00:21:32.375 --> 00:21:34.833 align:center I saw it on TV, and I thought, there's no way. 00:21:34.916 --> 00:21:38.375 align:center How could you possibly shut down? What the fuck is going on? 00:21:39.250 --> 00:21:41.583 align:center I'm… I'm… Well, really not allowed to say. 00:21:41.666 --> 00:21:44.000 align:center And all of this isn't funny, Jaraj. 00:21:45.041 --> 00:21:45.875 align:center Funny? 00:21:47.833 --> 00:21:49.250 align:center You know what's not funny? 00:21:49.958 --> 00:21:53.583 align:center Being out of a job for 15 years. That's not funny. 00:21:55.083 --> 00:21:58.125 align:center Having to disguise myself to call anyone. 00:21:58.625 --> 00:22:00.208 align:center That's not funny. 00:22:00.708 --> 00:22:02.791 align:center To be Hrithik, or be Salman… 00:22:03.833 --> 00:22:05.166 align:center but never Jaraj. 00:22:06.458 --> 00:22:07.916 align:center Because no one ever answered 00:22:08.583 --> 00:22:10.166 align:center when Jaraj called. 00:22:11.083 --> 00:22:12.916 align:center And that, my friend, 00:22:13.458 --> 00:22:15.333 align:center is not fucking funny! 00:22:16.875 --> 00:22:19.625 align:center I deserve to know why this company is shutting down. 00:22:20.208 --> 00:22:22.000 align:center I need closure. 00:22:22.083 --> 00:22:24.250 align:center I need fucking closure! 00:22:24.333 --> 00:22:26.333 align:center Okay. Okay. I'll tell you. 00:22:26.416 --> 00:22:29.875 align:center Basically, Freddy and Ajay Talvar came up with a deal together. 00:22:30.666 --> 00:22:32.083 align:center -Deal? What deal? -Yeah. 00:22:32.666 --> 00:22:34.833 align:center You can't breathe a single word of this to anyone. 00:22:34.916 --> 00:22:36.833 align:center Okay. Swear to God. 00:22:37.833 --> 00:22:39.750 align:center Wow! 00:22:40.916 --> 00:22:41.750 align:center Wow! 00:22:42.541 --> 00:22:46.458 align:center So basically, Aasmaan's doing the film with Karan… 00:22:46.541 --> 00:22:47.541 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:22:47.625 --> 00:22:49.875 align:center …so Ajay's not working with Freddy? 00:22:51.833 --> 00:22:53.250 align:center Politics! 00:22:53.333 --> 00:22:54.750 align:center I like it! 00:22:54.833 --> 00:22:57.291 align:center Jeejeebhoy, what are you doing tonight? 00:22:57.375 --> 00:23:00.416 align:center Probably drinking myself to death? 00:23:00.500 --> 00:23:03.083 align:center That fucking drink is on me! 00:23:03.583 --> 00:23:04.791 align:center Hmm? 00:23:04.875 --> 00:23:07.916 align:center -We're fucking drinking tonight. -Drink? Let's drown! 00:23:11.416 --> 00:23:14.333 align:center Happy birthday! Come on, give Uncle Hansraj a hug. 00:23:14.416 --> 00:23:16.125 align:center It's okay. You've already hugged her. 00:23:16.958 --> 00:23:18.250 align:center Well, shit. 00:23:18.333 --> 00:23:20.250 align:center -You wanna hug? -No. 00:23:20.750 --> 00:23:21.791 align:center Your fucking loss, man. 00:23:22.666 --> 00:23:24.833 align:center -What a beautiful place. -Yeah. It's lovely. 00:23:24.916 --> 00:23:28.875 align:center Well, I had to check it out before I bought it. Right? 00:23:28.958 --> 00:23:31.083 align:center You took this place from slumdog to millionaire. 00:23:31.166 --> 00:23:34.083 align:center Excuse me, one more of these, and you, Mr. Sinha? 00:23:34.166 --> 00:23:35.500 align:center Oh, I'm having something later. 00:23:35.583 --> 00:23:38.458 align:center -After the real party has started. -Hey, stop. 00:23:38.541 --> 00:23:41.333 align:center I'm sorry. I'm just so excited, Ajay. 00:23:43.458 --> 00:23:44.583 align:center Aasmaan! 00:23:44.666 --> 00:23:46.416 align:center -Over here, Aasmaan! -Please, sir, over here! 00:23:47.625 --> 00:23:49.416 align:center Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 00:23:49.500 --> 00:23:51.291 align:center Right here! Aasmaan! 00:23:51.375 --> 00:23:53.166 align:center Hey, man. Hey, yo, Parvaiz. 00:23:53.708 --> 00:23:55.833 align:center -Huh? -You're a fucking animal! Are you nuts? 00:23:56.333 --> 00:23:57.166 align:center Bro. 00:23:57.875 --> 00:24:00.916 align:center Thank you for bringing me to this party. It's a fucking lovely party! 00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:03.416 align:center Thank Karishma, then, dude. She invited your ass. 00:24:03.500 --> 00:24:06.041 align:center So sweet. What a lit party, man. 00:24:06.125 --> 00:24:08.791 align:center First class eats and top-class girls. 00:24:08.875 --> 00:24:11.916 align:center Big-ass stars with their cute little kids running around the whole night. 00:24:12.000 --> 00:24:14.333 align:center All like baby superstars. All, pow, pow, pow, pow! 00:24:14.416 --> 00:24:16.375 align:center What a party! So happening, dude! 00:24:16.458 --> 00:24:17.416 align:center -Superb party! -Hey! 00:24:17.500 --> 00:24:18.833 align:center Bullshit party. 00:24:26.375 --> 00:24:27.208 align:center Happy birthday. 00:24:27.916 --> 00:24:29.250 align:center Thank you so much, sir. 00:24:29.333 --> 00:24:30.833 align:center What an amazing party. 00:24:30.916 --> 00:24:33.083 align:center Thank you. I'll just call Papa. 00:24:34.125 --> 00:24:35.125 align:center Papa. 00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:38.333 align:center Well, then, I better get out of here, I guess. 00:24:41.541 --> 00:24:42.708 align:center Whoa! Rooh Afza! 00:24:43.291 --> 00:24:44.916 align:center -It's just red wine. -Mmm. 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:47.750 align:center Hey. You're the one who was grinding on my sister, right? 00:24:47.833 --> 00:24:50.500 align:center Shaming my family on national television? 00:24:51.583 --> 00:24:54.041 align:center That was funny as fuck, bro. 00:24:54.125 --> 00:24:55.833 align:center Hi, guys. 00:24:55.916 --> 00:24:57.500 align:center I don't know what he said, but I'm sorry. 00:24:57.583 --> 00:25:00.083 align:center Karishma. Happy birthday. 00:25:01.083 --> 00:25:02.291 align:center I'm out of here. 00:25:03.083 --> 00:25:05.833 align:center I have no intention of playing the third wheel. Shaumik! 00:25:08.625 --> 00:25:09.750 align:center Just a second. 00:25:12.583 --> 00:25:13.625 align:center Happy birthday. 00:25:13.708 --> 00:25:15.875 align:center Thank you. What'd you get me? 00:25:15.958 --> 00:25:17.083 align:center Open it. 00:25:19.833 --> 00:25:21.375 align:center Is that a silver spoon? 00:25:21.458 --> 00:25:23.333 align:center You're such an asshole! 00:25:24.750 --> 00:25:25.666 align:center Do you like it? 00:25:26.958 --> 00:25:27.875 align:center Put it on. 00:25:41.458 --> 00:25:44.166 align:center Excuse me, guys. Just a minute. 00:25:47.833 --> 00:25:49.208 align:center It goes well with my dress. 00:25:49.291 --> 00:25:50.541 align:center Eh… 00:25:50.625 --> 00:25:51.791 align:center Fuck you! 00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:54.166 align:center You look great. 00:25:55.000 --> 00:25:56.166 align:center Thanks. 00:25:56.250 --> 00:25:58.041 align:center Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! 00:25:58.125 --> 00:26:00.000 align:center Guess what time it is? 00:26:00.083 --> 00:26:01.875 align:center Time to cut the cake! 00:26:01.958 --> 00:26:05.416 align:center So may I please request the birthday girl make her way to the stage. 00:26:06.208 --> 00:26:07.333 align:center I've gotta go cut the cake. 00:26:07.416 --> 00:26:09.375 align:center -I'll see you? -See you. 00:26:09.458 --> 00:26:12.583 align:center What are you doing? Warming up your seats? Get up! Get up! 00:26:12.666 --> 00:26:14.875 align:center But please, make way for the lovely lady. 00:26:15.666 --> 00:26:17.375 align:center Drunk fuck! 00:26:18.291 --> 00:26:20.583 align:center So this is the love of my life, 00:26:21.083 --> 00:26:23.416 align:center and this is the knife. 00:26:25.458 --> 00:26:27.208 align:center Must be so rich, that fucker. 00:26:29.166 --> 00:26:32.875 align:center Happy birthday to you 00:26:32.958 --> 00:26:36.375 align:center Happy birthday to you 00:26:36.458 --> 00:26:37.458 align:center What is that? 00:26:37.541 --> 00:26:39.458 align:center Wait. Wait, stop, stop. 00:26:39.541 --> 00:26:41.708 align:center I… I said stop, guys. Come on. 00:26:43.208 --> 00:26:45.791 align:center What is that? Wha… Is that a box? 00:26:45.875 --> 00:26:48.250 align:center Hang on a minute. Who baked this cake? 00:26:48.958 --> 00:26:50.833 align:center -Who put a box in there? -Sameer. 00:26:51.416 --> 00:26:53.208 align:center What? It's supposed to be special. 00:26:53.291 --> 00:26:54.458 align:center Who put this in there? 00:26:57.791 --> 00:27:00.458 align:center Oh, wait. It was me! 00:27:07.708 --> 00:27:08.958 align:center It's a joke! 00:27:09.541 --> 00:27:10.875 align:center Thanks. Thanks, Dad. 00:27:10.958 --> 00:27:12.250 align:center Okay, sweetie. 00:27:12.750 --> 00:27:15.875 align:center Anyway, to make the evening more special… 00:27:21.041 --> 00:27:24.166 align:center Not that anything is more special than Karishma being born. 00:27:26.750 --> 00:27:28.291 align:center What I'm trying to say… 00:27:28.958 --> 00:27:31.125 align:center You lift me up when I'm feeling blue. 00:27:31.208 --> 00:27:32.583 align:center Aw! 00:27:32.666 --> 00:27:35.541 align:center What's the point of gravity when I'm falling for you? 00:27:35.625 --> 00:27:36.541 align:center Aw! 00:27:36.625 --> 00:27:39.708 align:center Seven years. I know, I know. It's been a while. 00:27:39.791 --> 00:27:42.458 align:center But I promise to always make you smile. 00:27:45.083 --> 00:27:46.166 align:center So Karishma, 00:27:47.875 --> 00:27:48.958 align:center will you marry me? 00:27:53.833 --> 00:27:54.666 align:center What? 00:27:54.750 --> 00:27:56.083 align:center Surprised? 00:27:58.791 --> 00:28:00.000 align:center Sameer? 00:28:01.041 --> 00:28:02.125 align:center Karishma? 00:28:11.333 --> 00:28:13.375 align:center -Say yes! -Say yes! 00:28:17.250 --> 00:28:18.458 align:center Yes, Sameer. Of course. 00:28:18.541 --> 00:28:20.541 align:center She said yes! 00:28:20.625 --> 00:28:22.250 align:center Whoo! 00:28:22.333 --> 00:28:24.041 align:center Yeah, boy! 00:28:30.166 --> 00:28:31.166 align:center Ah! 00:28:35.166 --> 00:28:37.041 align:center Fucking hell, motherfucker! 00:28:37.625 --> 00:28:38.958 align:center -Family! -Beautiful. 00:28:39.041 --> 00:28:41.166 align:center -Would you like to say a few words? -Congratulations. 00:28:41.250 --> 00:28:42.208 align:center Fiancée? 00:28:48.041 --> 00:28:51.041 align:center I… I'm just very overwhelmed right now. 00:28:51.125 --> 00:28:52.958 align:center I didn't see this coming. 00:28:53.041 --> 00:28:55.375 align:center I mean… I mean, I knew this day would come, 00:28:55.916 --> 00:28:59.250 align:center but… I didn't know it would come this soon. 00:29:02.458 --> 00:29:04.208 align:center Sooner the better, I guess? 00:29:16.833 --> 00:29:17.666 align:center Aasmaan. 00:29:18.416 --> 00:29:21.083 align:center Sorry. I… I mean, 00:29:21.166 --> 00:29:23.083 align:center Sa… Sameer wasn't lying when he said 00:29:23.166 --> 00:29:25.416 align:center that he's gonna make this day special, so 00:29:26.208 --> 00:29:27.666 align:center thank you so much. 00:29:30.666 --> 00:29:32.125 align:center Such a committed actor. 00:29:32.208 --> 00:29:33.666 align:center Always working, huh? 00:29:33.750 --> 00:29:35.500 align:center Well, there's plenty of cake, guys. 00:29:35.583 --> 00:29:37.458 align:center We'll drink through the night! 00:29:37.541 --> 00:29:38.916 align:center Me too! 00:29:40.583 --> 00:29:43.000 align:center -Congratulations! -Congratulations! 00:29:50.666 --> 00:29:51.541 align:center Are you okay? 00:29:53.708 --> 00:29:55.666 align:center Okay, let's go. Let's go out. 00:29:56.791 --> 00:29:57.791 align:center You guys go ahead. 00:29:57.875 --> 00:29:59.541 align:center We can't go without you. 00:30:03.750 --> 00:30:04.791 align:center Hello? 00:30:07.791 --> 00:30:09.958 align:center Hey, Shah Rukh Khan. 00:30:10.041 --> 00:30:13.666 align:center Paro's gone, so let her go. We'll go find Chandramukhi, bro. Come on! 00:30:13.750 --> 00:30:14.875 align:center My friends, 00:30:14.958 --> 00:30:19.708 align:center Devdas loves one and one thing only. This. 00:30:19.791 --> 00:30:21.750 align:center Here, take it. 00:30:21.833 --> 00:30:23.166 align:center -Chug it. -Um… 00:30:23.750 --> 00:30:27.041 align:center -Aasmaan, what are your measurements? -Hey, girlfriend, that's personal. 00:30:27.125 --> 00:30:28.708 align:center Do we ask you stuff like that? 00:30:30.250 --> 00:30:31.791 align:center We need to get a suit fitted. 00:30:32.291 --> 00:30:33.750 align:center You can't go like that to FilmFirst. 00:30:33.833 --> 00:30:36.458 align:center -FilmFirst? -Yeah, you were nominated! 00:30:36.541 --> 00:30:37.583 align:center Best newcomer? 00:30:37.666 --> 00:30:38.875 align:center Best actor! 00:30:38.958 --> 00:30:41.833 align:center -Oh! That's amazing! -Are you fucking kidding? 00:30:41.916 --> 00:30:43.833 align:center -I did? -Film-fucking-First, man! 00:30:43.916 --> 00:30:45.333 align:center -Really? -FilmFirst. 00:30:46.000 --> 00:30:47.833 align:center -Hear that, Uncle? -Congrats, kid! Oh! 00:30:49.166 --> 00:30:52.791 align:center Okay, if you don't come out and party tonight with us now, man, I'll… 00:30:55.083 --> 00:30:57.708 align:center Man, tonight, I'm even gonna call my friends. 00:30:57.791 --> 00:30:58.916 align:center -Uncle? -Yeah? 00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:00.791 align:center Your only friend is in a bottle, bro. 00:31:00.875 --> 00:31:02.791 align:center I've got friends lined up, okay? 00:31:02.875 --> 00:31:04.916 align:center And you're one to talk, you brownnoser! 00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:06.041 align:center Swinging on Aasmaan's dick 00:31:06.125 --> 00:31:08.333 align:center and trying to fool everyone into believing you're Tarzan. 00:31:09.375 --> 00:31:10.833 align:center -I've got plenty of friends! -Wow! 00:31:15.166 --> 00:31:16.000 align:center Hello! 00:31:16.083 --> 00:31:18.250 align:center Hi, Jaraj. Where are you? 00:31:18.333 --> 00:31:19.458 align:center Hey, Avtar! 00:31:19.541 --> 00:31:22.208 align:center Buddy, I was getting ready to call right now. I'm biking through. 00:31:22.291 --> 00:31:25.500 align:center Oh Jesus, man. Why did you answer me? Are you crazy? 00:31:25.583 --> 00:31:26.666 align:center Call later. You could fall! 00:31:27.250 --> 00:31:28.875 align:center -Okay, okay. Bye! -No, wait! 00:31:28.958 --> 00:31:30.416 align:center -Listen. -Huh? 00:31:30.500 --> 00:31:32.833 align:center I, uh, wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tonight? 00:31:32.916 --> 00:31:34.583 align:center I was hoping to meet up with you. 00:31:34.666 --> 00:31:36.291 align:center We gotta talk. It's important. 00:31:37.208 --> 00:31:38.458 align:center It's about Aasmaan. 00:31:38.541 --> 00:31:40.166 align:center -It's very important. -All right. 00:31:40.250 --> 00:31:42.625 align:center I'm gonna send you my location, and hurry down here. 00:31:42.708 --> 00:31:44.625 align:center -Aasmaan's with me. -Okay. Okay. 00:31:44.708 --> 00:31:46.875 align:center Bye! I love you! 00:31:48.500 --> 00:31:50.375 align:center Oh, it was a beautiful evening. 00:31:50.458 --> 00:31:51.958 align:center No, no. She's really happy. 00:31:52.541 --> 00:31:55.208 align:center I know. They look great together. I'll pass on the message. 00:31:55.791 --> 00:31:57.375 align:center Thank you. Thank you so much. 00:31:58.500 --> 00:31:59.458 align:center Why, Papa? 00:32:01.875 --> 00:32:03.208 align:center Why what, sweetie? 00:32:04.625 --> 00:32:06.250 align:center Are you okay? 00:32:06.333 --> 00:32:07.833 align:center Sameer told me everything. 00:32:08.458 --> 00:32:09.583 align:center Told you what? 00:32:10.166 --> 00:32:11.916 align:center Why did you ask him to propose to me? 00:32:12.416 --> 00:32:13.875 align:center Sameer wanted to propose, 00:32:13.958 --> 00:32:15.125 align:center so I said okay. 00:32:15.208 --> 00:32:17.000 align:center Behind my back, on my birthday? 00:32:17.083 --> 00:32:18.833 align:center You put me on the spot! 00:32:19.416 --> 00:32:20.291 align:center Spot? 00:32:20.791 --> 00:32:23.958 align:center I mean, you guys have been going out for so many years. 00:32:24.041 --> 00:32:26.750 align:center Aren't you always saying, "I love Sameer. I love Sameer"? 00:32:27.500 --> 00:32:29.083 align:center So what did I do wrong? 00:32:29.666 --> 00:32:31.291 align:center That's between us! 00:32:31.958 --> 00:32:34.333 align:center That doesn't give you the right to make decisions for me. 00:32:36.208 --> 00:32:38.375 align:center I care about you, Karishma. 00:32:39.000 --> 00:32:40.916 align:center I only want what's best for you. 00:32:41.500 --> 00:32:43.041 align:center If you cared about me, 00:32:43.958 --> 00:32:46.166 align:center you would've asked me before doing this. 00:32:49.875 --> 00:32:50.833 align:center Sweetie? 00:32:57.333 --> 00:32:58.625 align:center Congratulations, sis. 00:32:59.375 --> 00:33:00.791 align:center Tears of joy? 00:33:04.166 --> 00:33:06.416 align:center Happy birthday, by the way! 00:33:08.500 --> 00:33:10.375 align:center Fucking shit, kid! 00:33:10.458 --> 00:33:12.333 align:center Can I get a drink over here, brother? 00:33:12.416 --> 00:33:14.291 align:center I asked him over and over again. 00:33:14.375 --> 00:33:15.541 align:center It's so dry. 00:33:15.625 --> 00:33:17.750 align:center -What the-- -Don't you think you've had enough? 00:33:17.833 --> 00:33:19.083 align:center Hey, Adam. 00:33:19.166 --> 00:33:21.708 align:center This is a mild evening, okay? This shit is nothing to Uncle. 00:33:21.791 --> 00:33:23.291 align:center No, no. Enough is enough. 00:33:23.375 --> 00:33:24.875 align:center Enough? What are we, married? 00:33:24.958 --> 00:33:25.833 align:center Oh! Hey! Hey! 00:33:26.458 --> 00:33:27.541 align:center Excuse me. 00:33:27.625 --> 00:33:29.583 align:center -Can I get two shots, please? -Yeah, sure. 00:33:30.083 --> 00:33:32.250 align:center If you start thinking about her, just imagine being up 00:33:32.333 --> 00:33:34.625 align:center on the stage at FilmFirst, holding that award, 00:33:34.708 --> 00:33:37.541 align:center and everyone going like, "Aasmaan!" 00:33:37.625 --> 00:33:38.833 align:center Two shots for you. 00:33:38.916 --> 00:33:40.791 align:center Birthday party turned betrothal? 00:33:40.875 --> 00:33:44.416 align:center Billionaire Sameer Sinha proposes to Karishma Talvar! 00:33:44.500 --> 00:33:47.125 align:center -Yes, you heard that right. -Can you change the channel, please? 00:33:47.208 --> 00:33:48.583 align:center -Sure. -Leave it on. 00:33:49.166 --> 00:33:50.291 align:center I'd like to watch it. 00:33:51.125 --> 00:33:53.333 align:center Hey, bro! Change this shit already. 00:33:53.416 --> 00:33:55.916 align:center -There's football on. What the hell? -Look at how happy she looks! 00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:57.583 align:center Hey. Don't look at that guy. 00:33:58.375 --> 00:34:00.541 align:center What? He's an actor, so he gets to decide? 00:34:00.625 --> 00:34:03.291 align:center We're customers too. We're human beings, man. 00:34:03.916 --> 00:34:05.541 align:center And this is a public TV. 00:34:05.625 --> 00:34:07.791 align:center Yeah. Let's ask the public what they wanna see. 00:34:08.375 --> 00:34:09.750 align:center Hey, the public! 00:34:09.833 --> 00:34:11.166 align:center What do we wanna watch? 00:34:11.250 --> 00:34:12.291 align:center Football! 00:34:12.375 --> 00:34:13.666 align:center Football! 00:34:13.750 --> 00:34:16.541 align:center And gossip says that Shakira will serve drinks… 00:34:16.625 --> 00:34:17.625 align:center Change it. 00:34:18.416 --> 00:34:20.416 align:center Who cares about these stars, right? 00:34:20.500 --> 00:34:24.458 align:center They switch out their partners daily. That Sinha dude can suck it. 00:34:24.541 --> 00:34:27.541 align:center I… I'm really sorry about them, ma'am. Can I get you something? 00:34:28.125 --> 00:34:30.583 align:center It's okay. Can you give me four shots, not two this time? 00:34:30.666 --> 00:34:32.708 align:center -Of course. -And Aas… maan? 00:34:32.791 --> 00:34:35.250 align:center He got so scared. His hands were shaking. 00:34:35.333 --> 00:34:38.541 align:center -How's he an action hero, man? -The stunt doubles do everything. 00:34:38.625 --> 00:34:40.791 align:center -Those guys just show up and take credit. -Hey. 00:34:43.166 --> 00:34:44.666 align:center You shouldn't have changed the channel. 00:34:45.708 --> 00:34:47.791 align:center Oh yeah, dude? Why not? 00:34:48.833 --> 00:34:50.125 align:center You in love with that starlet? 00:34:51.916 --> 00:34:54.458 align:center -I hate football, my friend. -Huh? 00:34:59.166 --> 00:35:01.458 align:center Aasmaan! What the fuck, dude? 00:35:06.291 --> 00:35:07.750 align:center Aasmaan! 00:35:07.833 --> 00:35:09.500 align:center Where do you think you're going? 00:35:09.583 --> 00:35:11.833 align:center Hey! No, my bottle! 00:35:19.708 --> 00:35:21.166 align:center Fuck! Hey, bitch ass! 00:35:21.250 --> 00:35:22.583 align:center Mine. No. 00:35:22.666 --> 00:35:24.041 align:center Hey! Fuck! 00:36:16.541 --> 00:36:18.208 align:center Ah, fuck yeah! 00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:21.000 align:center Oh shit! 00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:24.041 align:center Oh, why? 00:36:26.083 --> 00:36:27.500 align:center -Fuck! -Ah, fuck it! 00:36:29.541 --> 00:36:32.125 align:center Oh no! Someone help that guy! 00:36:39.958 --> 00:36:41.291 align:center Help! 00:36:41.375 --> 00:36:42.791 align:center Help, please! 00:36:47.250 --> 00:36:48.500 align:center Gafoor 00:36:51.291 --> 00:36:52.166 align:center Run! 00:36:54.666 --> 00:36:55.875 align:center Gafoor 00:37:02.041 --> 00:37:03.041 align:center Gafoor 00:37:06.666 --> 00:37:08.750 align:center Hit that asshole! Hit him hard! 00:37:09.375 --> 00:37:10.291 align:center Let's get outta here! 00:37:11.208 --> 00:37:13.125 align:center Bro! Are you all right? 00:37:14.625 --> 00:37:15.916 align:center -You okay? -Oh, your face, dog. 00:37:16.583 --> 00:37:18.125 align:center Damn, what happened to it? 00:37:18.208 --> 00:37:20.416 align:center Bro, your face. Oh! 00:37:20.500 --> 00:37:23.250 align:center It's beautiful to see! 00:37:23.333 --> 00:37:24.500 align:center Oh, come on, man! 00:37:24.583 --> 00:37:25.583 align:center You're a tease, dude! 00:37:25.666 --> 00:37:26.833 align:center Such a tease, right? 00:37:28.083 --> 00:37:29.166 align:center Damn, bro! 00:37:29.250 --> 00:37:31.166 align:center Thank you, bro. Thank you! 00:37:31.708 --> 00:37:33.291 align:center We've done you two favors. 00:37:33.375 --> 00:37:35.708 align:center First, Freddy. Now this. 00:37:36.458 --> 00:37:37.875 align:center Freddy? Meaning what? 00:37:37.958 --> 00:37:38.875 align:center The contract. 00:37:39.625 --> 00:37:41.833 align:center Really, bro? You didn't tell the action hero? 00:37:43.875 --> 00:37:47.541 align:center Right, man. I forgot to mention you have to go to this dinner. 00:37:47.625 --> 00:37:50.125 align:center It's real quick. 40 minutes with Gafoor bhai. 00:37:50.208 --> 00:37:51.208 align:center Who'd you say? 00:37:52.125 --> 00:37:54.000 align:center Gafoor bhai. Come on, man. 00:37:55.750 --> 00:37:56.625 align:center Let's go. 00:37:56.708 --> 00:37:58.125 align:center Right this minute? 00:37:58.208 --> 00:37:59.125 align:center When else? 00:38:00.416 --> 00:38:01.875 align:center Gafoor is waiting for you. 00:38:01.958 --> 00:38:03.916 align:center You coming, or we taking you there? 00:38:05.333 --> 00:38:07.375 align:center -Abdul, man. -Huh? 00:38:09.375 --> 00:38:10.375 align:center Um… 00:38:16.583 --> 00:38:17.791 align:center Just kidding. 00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:20.875 align:center They're playing, yeah? You're playing. 00:38:26.083 --> 00:38:27.708 align:center Who's that? 00:38:27.791 --> 00:38:28.833 align:center I have to take this. 00:38:28.916 --> 00:38:30.541 align:center Tonight doesn't work for me. 00:38:31.041 --> 00:38:32.500 align:center Hey! What the hell? 00:38:32.583 --> 00:38:34.000 align:center Why didn't you say anything? 00:38:35.750 --> 00:38:36.833 align:center Huh? 00:38:45.708 --> 00:38:46.666 align:center Hi, Karishma. 00:38:47.166 --> 00:38:48.583 align:center Congratulations. 00:38:49.666 --> 00:38:51.541 align:center You left here without even saying goodbye. 00:38:54.958 --> 00:38:57.416 align:center Sorry, uh, something came up. 00:38:57.500 --> 00:38:58.416 align:center What's up? 00:38:58.916 --> 00:39:00.458 align:center I really need to speak to you. 00:39:01.375 --> 00:39:02.291 align:center Okay. 00:39:05.583 --> 00:39:06.583 align:center Actually, 00:39:07.666 --> 00:39:08.666 align:center forget it. 00:39:09.791 --> 00:39:11.000 align:center Okay, well… 00:39:12.458 --> 00:39:14.000 align:center -Night. -No, wait. 00:39:17.083 --> 00:39:19.041 align:center Am I the only one feeling this way? 00:39:20.875 --> 00:39:22.458 align:center What way, Karishma? 00:39:24.541 --> 00:39:25.416 align:center I think… 00:39:28.500 --> 00:39:29.416 align:center I think… 00:39:29.500 --> 00:39:31.000 align:center Bag his head. 00:39:31.083 --> 00:39:32.375 align:center I'm in love with you. 00:39:32.458 --> 00:39:33.750 align:center Hey, let me go! 00:39:33.833 --> 00:39:35.333 align:center -Put him in the car! -Let me go! 00:39:35.416 --> 00:39:37.166 align:center -Aasmaan? -Move it! 00:39:37.250 --> 00:39:39.541 align:center -Put him in already! -Let me go! 00:39:39.625 --> 00:39:41.500 align:center -Hey, Aasmaan! -Aasmaan? 00:39:43.958 --> 00:39:44.791 align:center Fuck! 00:39:47.083 --> 00:39:48.541 align:center Hello, Aasmaan? 00:39:49.083 --> 00:39:49.916 align:center Aasmaan? smaan?