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Forget the protein powder.
It's your brain that needs work.

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How am I getting yelled at? It was Freddy
using that girl for soccer practice.

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-Did he score?
-You shut your mouth!

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You have to work with Freddy.
You're stuck.

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What did Karan say?

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I still haven't talked to him.

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Wow!

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So you're heading to Goa

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to rehearse for a film
you probably won't have tomorrow.

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There you go.

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Every breath that you take
You are my destiny

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Ask the lover and you will

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-Where is this mess going?
-Not near you.

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Dharma is not covering your airfare.
You hear me?

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Hey, I'm not hurting on cash.
I got plenty.

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Hey, if news spreads about this thing,
then what?

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Freddy cares even more
about his image than you. It won't spread.

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Bro?

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What if you end up
being the same as Jaraj Saxena?

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Don't say stuff like that!

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Listen, we'll… the Goa thing,
let's just cancel it.

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Excellent idea.

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Then KJo will be a new enemy in addition,

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and we can all go fight him together.

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So she's basically saying

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that you have to go through
with this thing.

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Hey, Subtitles. Are you done?
Let's go, man. Got a flight.

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-Yeah, fly this. All right, bro.
-I'd try if you had anything there.

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Just go.

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Are you guys ready?

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Because in my new film,

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Karishma Talvar and Aasmaan Singh,
the hot new couple,

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will be paired opposite each other.

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I'm not just making a love story.

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There's also gonna be action.

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In fact, breaking news,

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this is Dharma Production's
very first adult film. Okay?

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The violence will be very violent.

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And the romance, well,
let's just say, it won't be for kids.

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They look so hot together, sir.

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Total power couple vibes.

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Done.

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Fuckin' number one

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Like a phoenix I rise again

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I can't stop, I'm in overdrive

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I'll make the whole world say my name

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No I have never felt more alive

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I don't really care

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What you say

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The throne is mine

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You've gotta kiss it goodbye

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They say I'm bad
I'll have to change my ways

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But these habits of mine
Will just never die

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Here we go again

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Ain't no way I'm done

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The whole world in my hands

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I'll be fuckin' number one

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Yeah, I'll be fuckin' number one

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You know I'm fuckin' number one

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Ooh, la, la.

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-Oh wow!
-Wow!

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-Welcome, sir.
-Thank you.

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Thank you.

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-Sir, welcome.
-You don't need to do that. Oh jeez.

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Karishma. What's up?

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What's up?

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-Hey!
-This is Parvaiz, my buddy.

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-Hello!
-Hi!

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What it is! What's this?

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Black alkaline water.

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Shut up.

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-Hey, yo, man. How's the weather up there?
-Shut up, dickhead. So dumb.

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Wait. Hey, so did you get to meet
the intimacy coach?

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Well, I've been waiting here all day,
but I can't find him.

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-I'll just call Karan.
-Yeah, whatever.

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Oh, sweetie.

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Hi, Karishma. How are you?

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Yes!

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Thanks for taking my call, Karan.
This is actually Jaraj Saxena.

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What? What the fuck have you done
with Karishma? I'll call the police!

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No, no, please don't call the cops!
This is just a spoofing device!

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I can call using anyone's number!

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I can be anyone!

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Bro, you blocked my number,

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so, you know, I thought
I'd call you up and surprise you.

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Fuck! How many times
will I block this fucker's number?

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Karan? Karan? Hello?

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Piece of shit. Fucking idiot.
I'll fuck you.

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Karan?

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Oh fuck!

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Fuck, fuck. Sorry. Karishma.

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Hi, it is you. Hi.

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-Sorry, I thought it was somebody else.
-Who?

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Um, never mind.

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Okay, Karan. We're all at the hotel,
and the coach is nowhere to be found.

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Oh, yeah. I forgot. Sorry, sorry.

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No, the intimacy coach canceled.

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He's going through a… divorce.

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What? So should we come back?

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No, no, no. I've got it sorted.
I found a substitute.

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He's waiting in the shack.

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Okay, Karan. Thanks.

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One sec. Karishma, is, uh, Aasmaan there?

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-Aasmaan?
-Hey, hey. Come on.

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Karan.

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Oh, it is?

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-Uh, hi, sir.
-Hi, Aasmaan.

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So I hear you and Freddy
had already signed

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a three-film deal ahead of this shoot.

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Is it… exclusive?

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Uh, no, sir.

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I mean, I spoke to him,
and we've sorted it all out.

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You're sure?

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Yes, sir. I'm sure.

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Not sure.

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Hey, thanks
for turning off that song, man.

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My ears were bleeding
like a fucking stuck pig.

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Gotta take care of these bad boys, man.

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That music, my granny wouldn't even
listen to that shit.

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Uncle, uncle! Uncle, uncle!

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Coloring books. You want any?

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Eh.

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-Uncle, get a couple, huh?
-I don't need it.

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Uncle, I haven't eaten all day.

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I'm poor. Come on.

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I said I didn't want it.
Now go on. Get outta here!

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Go! Go!

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Uncle, uncle!

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Please buy some coloring books.

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Child, please.

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I lay down at your feet, and I beg of you!

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I'm no good with coloring!

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Stupid ass.

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There isn't anything I'm good at.

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Boy, I'll use my fist to color your face…

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Havin' a bad day, right?

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Now what do you want to sell me?

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Well, nothing. Bought and sold.

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Huh?

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Forget it.

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Avtar, right?

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Hey, how do you know my name?

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From that night at the success party.
Aasmaan's uncle, right?

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Oh, so you were there, huh?

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Maybe, maybe not.

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Jesus, I should've got
the coloring books from the kid.

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He left?

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Forget about the substitute.
I'll be your intimacy coach.

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What? You can go and ask
all the honeys out in Byculla.

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-Intimacy is my love language.
-Shut up, man.

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What a dumbass.

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-Crazy.
-You know, Sukhi?

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I bet this guy's a coach
'cause he doesn't get any.

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-I bet he is.
-You're late.

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And bro, you're right.

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Those who aren't getting any,

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they do come… to coach.

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So here I am.

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At Karan's request,
I left my family vacation to come.

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Only for you guys. Hmm?
So let's get started.

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Really appreciate it, sir.

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You'd better, Miss Talvar.

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-Sir, Aasmaan.
-Yeah, yeah. You can save that.

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Anyway…

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-And who's he?
-Uh, sir, he's my friend. Pa… Parvaiz.

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Okay.

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All right! So--

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With words or not

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Your eyes speak volumes

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Oh my love, oh my love

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Oh my lady love

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Okay. All right.

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-Okay, I--
-They give solace

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-On my way through the journey
-Stop.

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Of your love

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Like safe shores
As I pursue you loyally

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Parvaiz.

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I, uh, thank you for that.

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-So now--
-My beloved

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My heart stolen

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In my dreams, I love only you

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With each passing night you're closer
My beloved one that I adore

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And reason that I

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Okay, that's enough. That's enough.

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Chill.

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-Anyone else here gonna sing to me?
-No, sir.

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You, Karishma? Or this guy?

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No, sir.

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Okay. Let's get serious now.

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Listen carefully.
I'm here to facilitate intimacy on-screen.

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It may look simple enough,
but it's difficult.

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So to help you learn,
I'm gonna give you some exercises.

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The first thing you'll try, mirroring.

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

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I'm fucking handsome, fair, and tall.

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Because the key to literally everything
is knowing how to look at it.

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Man, stop screwing with me
and go screw yourself.

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Who are you? What's your deal, huh?

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Excuse me? Can we get a picture?

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Fans!

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Come on, girls. Smile!

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Uncle, why are you in the picture?
Take it of us, okay?

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"Fans."

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I was just joking. Just joking.

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-Thanks.
-Welcome.

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Weirdo.

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Don't we know that guy?

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Hey, bro. Pass it.

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-Yo!
-Oh! What's happening?

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Hey! Fatty! What's your problem, idiot?

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Problem?

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-Where did you get this song?
-YouTube.

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-Have you heard of that?
-Oh, screw YouTube, you little shit stain.

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This is my damn song!

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You're DJ Adam?

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Bullshit. There's no way
this grandpa wrote that.

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-DJ Adam, that disco-playing dick!
-Relax, Uncle.

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Don't yell.

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You want a heart attack?

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-Back off, man.
-Whoa! Hey!

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-Keep your hands off me, ass wipes!
-No way!

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Oh yeah? You gonna fight me, dinosaur?

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Oh! So he wants to fight?

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Yo, come on, Monty.

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Yeah, cook his ass.
Show this guy what a bitch he is, dog.

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Monty! Monty! Monty!

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Monty! Mon--

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-Who are you?
-Who am I?

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Oh, brother.

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Recognize me now? Jaraj Saxena.

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Wanna play basketball, boys?

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I don't know about you guys,
but I'm not down for this.

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Get outta here!

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Go on, beat it!

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Little shits.

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How'd you do that, man?

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Well, listen, Avtar.

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To be in Bollywood,
you gotta train every day.

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Fifteen years. Never skipped a day.

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-Ah!
-Oh.

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You never know.
Your luck could always change.

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Fifteen years. That's a lot.

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You didn't quit?

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No, Avtar, I didn't.

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'Cause a loss is one thing.

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Accepting defeat, for always?

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That's another.

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Right.

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Where's Adam?
Where are you hiding him, Sanya, huh?

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Calm down, Avtar.

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Oh-ho!

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So you're part of this scam too, huh?

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Tell me the truth. You are.

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I was aware of this from the start.

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You've got traitor written
all over your little face.

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Why are you waving that paper at me?
You want me to hit you with my shoe?

00:12:06.583 --> 00:12:08.875 align:center
It's a check. Your portion of the money.

00:12:09.500 --> 00:12:11.875 align:center
Mm… Wait, this is my share?

00:12:11.958 --> 00:12:14.708 align:center
That thumb drive you dropped on the floor?
I passed it over to Adam.

00:12:15.291 --> 00:12:17.708 align:center
He remixed your song
and put it up on YouTube.

00:12:17.791 --> 00:12:20.708 align:center
It's trending at number one in India
along with your name.

00:12:20.791 --> 00:12:21.708 align:center
Look. See?

00:12:23.083 --> 00:12:26.666 align:center
Oh. It's my… my song.

00:12:26.750 --> 00:12:29.458 align:center
I think you should team up
and collaborate with each other.

00:12:29.541 --> 00:12:30.791 align:center
Huh.

00:12:30.875 --> 00:12:32.125 align:center
Adam!

00:12:32.208 --> 00:12:33.291 align:center
You can come out now.

00:12:33.375 --> 00:12:35.791 align:center
No. I don't want to.

00:12:36.916 --> 00:12:37.833 align:center
Adam.

00:12:37.916 --> 00:12:41.625 align:center
I refuse to work with this man.
I just did this for you as a favor.

00:12:41.708 --> 00:12:44.875 align:center
Hey, don't act like you're better, kid.
I'm not trying to deal with you either.

00:12:44.958 --> 00:12:46.583 align:center
Dude, who are you?

00:12:46.666 --> 00:12:49.000 align:center
-You're old. You're irrelevant.
-Oh, I am not old!

00:12:49.083 --> 00:12:50.041 align:center
-No one cares.
-Not old!

00:12:50.125 --> 00:12:51.208 align:center
Guys!

00:12:52.458 --> 00:12:55.083 align:center
Did you not say this was
the best music you've ever worked on?

00:12:57.500 --> 00:12:58.875 align:center
You really needed a chance.

00:12:59.750 --> 00:13:00.791 align:center
This is it.

00:13:01.916 --> 00:13:04.625 align:center
Yeah, I mean, your classical knowledge
and your modern beats.

00:13:04.708 --> 00:13:07.250 align:center
It's a great combination, guys.

00:13:08.916 --> 00:13:10.041 align:center
Just shake, will you?

00:13:10.958 --> 00:13:12.916 align:center
Adam, he's older.

00:13:19.291 --> 00:13:21.291 align:center
Man, don't take anything else off.

00:13:22.458 --> 00:13:24.833 align:center
Hey. Come on.
What's the matter with your hand?

00:13:31.916 --> 00:13:33.291 align:center
What's going on over there?

00:13:33.791 --> 00:13:35.875 align:center
-Emraan's training with them, sir.
-What?

00:13:35.958 --> 00:13:37.083 align:center
Hashmi?

00:13:37.166 --> 00:13:38.083 align:center
Yes, sir.

00:13:38.583 --> 00:13:39.541 align:center
What kind of training?

00:13:39.625 --> 00:13:42.083 align:center
Just feel it.

00:13:43.125 --> 00:13:45.000 align:center
Just feel each other.

00:13:45.083 --> 00:13:47.916 align:center
Feel the moment. Hmm? Let's try this.

00:13:49.250 --> 00:13:50.458 align:center
Okay, let's go.

00:13:53.250 --> 00:13:56.208 align:center
Your job is to perform
the same action as your partner.

00:13:56.291 --> 00:13:59.166 align:center
But to do that,
you have to really sense each other.

00:13:59.916 --> 00:14:03.166 align:center
No, no, no, no, no, guys!

00:14:03.250 --> 00:14:05.416 align:center
I mean, it's not rocket science.

00:14:05.500 --> 00:14:06.875 align:center
You have to be in sync.

00:14:06.958 --> 00:14:08.916 align:center
You have to follow each other's actions.

00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:11.416 align:center
You know, copy them.
You have to mirror each other.

00:14:11.500 --> 00:14:13.208 align:center
It's just, sir,
there's a curtain between us.

00:14:13.291 --> 00:14:15.166 align:center
-How are we--
-No, no, no, no. No excuses.

00:14:15.666 --> 00:14:17.875 align:center
At least she has nepotism working for her.

00:14:18.375 --> 00:14:19.500 align:center
Who put you in a movie?

00:14:19.583 --> 00:14:22.166 align:center
You know what? I don't wanna hear it.

00:14:22.250 --> 00:14:23.500 align:center
You guys are a waste of my time.

00:14:23.583 --> 00:14:26.000 align:center
We're back again tomorrow, 6:00 a.m.,

00:14:26.083 --> 00:14:27.458 align:center
and not a minute late.

00:14:27.541 --> 00:14:28.791 align:center
Out! Out!

00:14:28.875 --> 00:14:29.750 align:center
Out.

00:14:31.625 --> 00:14:32.583 align:center
Hey, listen.

00:14:32.666 --> 00:14:33.666 align:center
Come here.

00:14:34.166 --> 00:14:35.000 align:center
Sir, me?

00:14:39.750 --> 00:14:40.583 align:center
You're a fan, right?

00:14:40.666 --> 00:14:42.625 align:center
-Sir.
-I need one thing.

00:14:42.708 --> 00:14:44.541 align:center
-My belove--
-Shut up, shut up, shut up.

00:14:44.625 --> 00:14:46.958 align:center
-Just shut up. Enough.
-Yes. Yes, sir.

00:14:49.458 --> 00:14:50.333 align:center
Now listen…

00:14:55.583 --> 00:14:57.416 align:center
Listen, wanna take a shortcut?

00:14:58.041 --> 00:14:59.041 align:center
And those guys?

00:15:57.916 --> 00:15:59.500 align:center
-What are you doing?
-Oh my God.

00:15:59.583 --> 00:16:01.375 align:center
-Tell her, man.
-Give us another one. Come on.

00:16:13.750 --> 00:16:15.208 align:center
Aasmaan, pass, pass, pass!

00:16:28.333 --> 00:16:31.458 align:center
Go, go, go!

00:17:18.833 --> 00:17:21.416 align:center
-Wait, is that your best?
-That's what you did yesterday.

00:17:21.500 --> 00:17:23.916 align:center
-I was trying to do what you did.
-Next time, we'll get it.

00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:24.916 align:center
Is this a fucking joke?

00:17:25.000 --> 00:17:26.375 align:center
Oh, my belove…

00:17:26.458 --> 00:17:27.500 align:center
Huh?

00:17:27.583 --> 00:17:30.208 align:center
All these days,
you've only done this exercise.

00:17:30.291 --> 00:17:31.500 align:center
You're still not getting it!

00:17:32.291 --> 00:17:33.625 align:center
Fucking idiots!

00:17:33.708 --> 00:17:35.375 align:center
Sir, we're just tired.

00:17:35.458 --> 00:17:38.541 align:center
Yes, because you don't have your service
to do everything for you.

00:17:38.625 --> 00:17:41.416 align:center
Experience what it's like
to put in hard work, then you'll get it.

00:17:41.500 --> 00:17:44.500 align:center
Whenever you're at your mansion,
you're Ajay Talvar's daughter,

00:17:44.583 --> 00:17:45.750 align:center
but not here.

00:17:46.625 --> 00:17:48.750 align:center
Sir, actually, um, I'm the one to blame.

00:17:49.375 --> 00:17:52.500 align:center
Oh, yeah?
Well, you're both gonna pay for it!

00:17:53.208 --> 00:17:54.583 align:center
What the hell, man?

00:17:54.666 --> 00:17:57.333 align:center
Locking us out? Like we're school kids?

00:17:57.416 --> 00:17:59.208 align:center
What the fuck is wrong with him?

00:17:59.291 --> 00:18:00.583 align:center
How does this even help?

00:18:01.083 --> 00:18:02.958 align:center
Complain to your father.
Maybe he could help us.

00:18:04.916 --> 00:18:06.041 align:center
Oh God.

00:18:07.125 --> 00:18:07.958 align:center
What happened?

00:18:08.041 --> 00:18:10.500 align:center
-Nothing. It's fine.
-Here, just let me take a look.

00:18:10.583 --> 00:18:11.708 align:center
Ay, please.

00:18:12.333 --> 00:18:14.000 align:center
Wow, this isn't good.

00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:19.833 align:center
Hang on.
We only have one of those. Save it.

00:18:20.500 --> 00:18:22.958 align:center
You should let me clean it.
Otherwise, they'll need to amputate,

00:18:23.041 --> 00:18:24.750 align:center
and you'll only have one leg
at the premiere.

00:18:26.083 --> 00:18:27.041 align:center
Heads up.

00:18:27.125 --> 00:18:28.333 align:center
It's gonna burn.

00:18:29.791 --> 00:18:30.791 align:center
Careful, it's almost done.

00:18:30.875 --> 00:18:32.875 align:center
-Okay, that's it. That's it.
-Huh?

00:18:35.416 --> 00:18:36.666 align:center
Seriously.

00:18:37.875 --> 00:18:40.583 align:center
After all this abuse,
if the film still flops…

00:18:41.125 --> 00:18:42.000 align:center
What are you gonna do?

00:18:43.750 --> 00:18:46.583 align:center
This one time, my dad had six films flop,
one after another,

00:18:46.666 --> 00:18:48.541 align:center
and no one could do a thing.

00:18:49.500 --> 00:18:51.000 align:center
Those were rough times.

00:18:52.791 --> 00:18:55.291 align:center
It's not something
that a regular person understands.

00:18:57.791 --> 00:18:59.125 align:center
If you have a silver spoon…

00:19:01.375 --> 00:19:04.208 align:center
…you just experience turmoil
behind closed doors.

00:19:08.375 --> 00:19:10.291 align:center
And you know, honestly…

00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:13.625 align:center
…I don't think I'm strong enough
to deal with that failure.

00:19:15.583 --> 00:19:17.125 align:center
And so I have to succeed

00:19:18.875 --> 00:19:19.958 align:center
for my sake.

00:19:24.250 --> 00:19:26.458 align:center
Were your parents glad
that you became an actor?

00:19:27.791 --> 00:19:30.166 align:center
Uh, they were, I guess.

00:19:30.708 --> 00:19:33.791 align:center
-Initially, Mummy wasn't excited.
-She wasn't?

00:19:33.875 --> 00:19:36.250 align:center
She once moved to Bombay as well.

00:19:36.333 --> 00:19:38.125 align:center
She also wanted to be an actor.

00:19:38.208 --> 00:19:41.625 align:center
But other than background dancing,
she wasn't successful, really.

00:19:43.166 --> 00:19:44.541 align:center
So she's afraid I'll fail.

00:19:47.583 --> 00:19:50.750 align:center
And then, my father,
well, that's different. Complete opposite.

00:19:50.833 --> 00:19:53.208 align:center
So supportive, it's ridiculous.

00:19:54.958 --> 00:19:56.416 align:center
So I have to succeed…

00:19:58.916 --> 00:19:59.750 align:center
for Dad.

00:20:13.083 --> 00:20:14.083 align:center
Sorry.

00:20:15.541 --> 00:20:16.458 align:center
Mirroring?

00:20:28.958 --> 00:20:31.166 align:center
Kids, that's my job.

00:20:31.250 --> 00:20:34.000 align:center
Sir. What… what are you doing here?

00:20:34.083 --> 00:20:37.958 align:center
Oh, you guys were the ones doing things.
I was just watching from the sidelines.

00:20:38.041 --> 00:20:40.541 align:center
But honestly, you guys were great.

00:20:40.625 --> 00:20:42.208 align:center
Well, what do you mean, sir?

00:20:42.291 --> 00:20:43.708 align:center
You know, intimacy.

00:20:44.375 --> 00:20:47.125 align:center
It's not just physical,
it's emotional as well.

00:20:47.916 --> 00:20:49.750 align:center
I was being a bit of an asshole,

00:20:49.833 --> 00:20:53.958 align:center
so that you two could bond together
against me, and this was the real test.

00:20:54.458 --> 00:20:56.791 align:center
Anyway, my work here is done.

00:20:56.875 --> 00:20:58.208 align:center
All the best for the film.

00:20:58.875 --> 00:21:00.833 align:center
-It was nice meeting you. Aasmaan.
-Thank you, sir.

00:21:01.666 --> 00:21:02.791 align:center
-Thank you, sir.
-Karishma.

00:21:03.458 --> 00:21:04.666 align:center
Oh, uh…

00:21:05.458 --> 00:21:07.541 align:center
Don't tell your dad about this.

00:21:07.625 --> 00:21:09.041 align:center
No, sir.

00:21:10.791 --> 00:21:11.833 align:center
Sukhi,

00:21:12.625 --> 00:21:13.708 align:center
take care.

00:21:20.583 --> 00:21:23.000 align:center
-Sir.
-You're not gonna sing again?

00:21:23.083 --> 00:21:24.416 align:center
No, sir. Not at all.

00:21:26.500 --> 00:21:27.916 align:center
But I do have to say,

00:21:28.416 --> 00:21:29.666 align:center
I've said it often.

00:21:31.166 --> 00:21:33.208 align:center
And I'll say it till the day I die.

00:21:33.291 --> 00:21:36.250 align:center
The entirety of Bollywood is one group,

00:21:36.333 --> 00:21:38.875 align:center
and Emraan Hashmi
is in a class of his very own.

00:21:39.666 --> 00:21:40.500 align:center
I love you, sir.

00:21:42.250 --> 00:21:43.583 align:center
Bye, sir.

00:21:44.791 --> 00:21:48.250 align:center
My darling
I want you more than anything

00:21:48.333 --> 00:21:49.791 align:center
Zara Sa…

00:22:07.958 --> 00:22:09.041 align:center
No, man.

00:22:09.125 --> 00:22:10.708 align:center
Nope. Nah, I don't like it.

00:22:10.791 --> 00:22:13.208 align:center
Dude, you're ancient.
You don't know what you're talking about.

00:22:13.291 --> 00:22:15.791 align:center
-Guys, one second, please.
-Hey! I-- Huh?

00:22:16.708 --> 00:22:17.541 align:center
Aasmaan.

00:22:17.625 --> 00:22:19.375 align:center
I have some bad news.

00:22:19.458 --> 00:22:20.958 align:center
Oh no. What's going on?

00:22:21.041 --> 00:22:23.458 align:center
Freddy's hired the best lawyers
to go after you.

00:22:23.541 --> 00:22:24.541 align:center
Fuck.

00:22:26.541 --> 00:22:27.375 align:center
So what now?

00:22:28.250 --> 00:22:29.500 align:center
Now we're in a fucking mess.

00:22:30.833 --> 00:22:32.916 align:center
We'll have to get some lawyers
to represent us.

00:22:33.708 --> 00:22:36.000 align:center
Please let me handle this,
and just stay by your phone.

00:22:36.083 --> 00:22:36.916 align:center
Okay.

00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:38.625 align:center
-Water.
-Have a nice day.

00:22:38.708 --> 00:22:40.250 align:center
What an order, man. What an order.

00:22:40.833 --> 00:22:41.958 align:center
So, uh…

00:22:42.625 --> 00:22:43.875 align:center
Do you know a good lawyer?

00:22:43.958 --> 00:22:46.500 align:center
You still haven't told Karan
about the Freddy thing?

00:22:46.583 --> 00:22:48.375 align:center
Just tell him. He'll sort it out.

00:22:48.458 --> 00:22:50.375 align:center
But he's your uncle, not mine.

00:22:50.458 --> 00:22:52.125 align:center
He's just gonna fire me. I know it.

00:22:52.208 --> 00:22:56.083 align:center
Let's go, bro. It's our last day.
Come on, homey. It's our last day in Goa.

00:22:56.166 --> 00:22:57.125 align:center
What, fool?

00:22:58.000 --> 00:23:00.416 align:center
-Hi, Karan.
-Karishma, how's it going?

00:23:00.500 --> 00:23:03.125 align:center
I've heard such good feedback
about the two of you from Emraan.

00:23:03.208 --> 00:23:05.291 align:center
Yeah, it went really well.

00:23:05.375 --> 00:23:07.250 align:center
Actually, I called for something else.

00:23:07.333 --> 00:23:08.416 align:center
Yeah, sure. Tell me.

00:23:16.958 --> 00:23:18.958 align:center
Okay, guys. Don't get mad.

00:23:19.041 --> 00:23:21.541 align:center
I talked to Karan, and he's gonna handle
your problem with Freddy.

00:23:21.625 --> 00:23:23.250 align:center
Good. Good girl.

00:23:23.333 --> 00:23:24.333 align:center
-Very good.
-Yeah.

00:23:24.416 --> 00:23:25.250 align:center
What? Really?

00:23:25.333 --> 00:23:27.458 align:center
When we get into Bombay, go to his office.

00:23:27.541 --> 00:23:29.083 align:center
-Problem solved.
-Office?

00:23:29.166 --> 00:23:31.541 align:center
-His office isn't letting me in.
-Why are you overreacting?

00:23:31.625 --> 00:23:33.916 align:center
-Are you fucking serious right now?
-Bro, are you crazy?

00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:36.750 align:center
This chick is helping you out.
She's saving your goddamn life right now!

00:23:36.833 --> 00:23:40.125 align:center
No one's listening to my problem.
Karan Johar's her uncle, not mine!

00:23:40.208 --> 00:23:41.416 align:center
She's trying to help with that!

00:23:41.500 --> 00:23:43.750 align:center
-She'll make him your friend too!
-Just a second.

00:23:43.833 --> 00:23:45.250 align:center
She's saving your ass!

00:23:46.250 --> 00:23:47.291 align:center
Karishma?

00:23:47.375 --> 00:23:48.416 align:center
Karishma, what's up?

00:23:48.500 --> 00:23:49.583 align:center
Kar…

00:23:49.666 --> 00:23:51.208 align:center
Oh shit! The bone's stuck!

00:23:51.291 --> 00:23:53.375 align:center
Fish bone stuck in her throat!
Squeeze her from behind!

00:23:53.458 --> 00:23:55.416 align:center
-A… fish bone?
-Hold her!

00:23:55.500 --> 00:23:57.291 align:center
Hold her from behind and squeeze!

00:23:57.375 --> 00:23:58.916 align:center
Squeeze her from the back! Yeah!

00:23:59.000 --> 00:24:01.958 align:center
Thrust, man, yeah! Hold her tight, man!
Make sure you hit it, like, pow!

00:24:02.041 --> 00:24:03.333 align:center
Thrust!

00:24:03.416 --> 00:24:04.750 align:center
Thrust, put your back into it!

00:24:04.833 --> 00:24:07.833 align:center
Karishma cough! Cough, Karishma!
Keep pushing, Aasmaan!

00:24:07.916 --> 00:24:09.333 align:center
Karishma, cough! Thrust!

00:24:09.416 --> 00:24:10.625 align:center
Squeeze her!

00:24:10.708 --> 00:24:11.541 align:center
Oh, the bone!

00:24:11.625 --> 00:24:13.750 align:center
-Fuck! Here, sit.
-My God. That damn fish.

00:24:13.833 --> 00:24:16.541 align:center
-Are you all right?
-Sit, sit, sit. Sit, sit, sit. Sit.

00:24:16.625 --> 00:24:18.750 align:center
-Fucking fish.
-Here. Have a little water.

00:24:18.833 --> 00:24:20.208 align:center
Very juicy.

00:24:20.291 --> 00:24:21.333 align:center
Beautiful.

00:24:21.416 --> 00:24:23.750 align:center
I love what you've done
with the place, Anu.

00:24:23.833 --> 00:24:25.541 align:center
It's nothing compared to yours, Dimple.

00:24:26.916 --> 00:24:28.291 align:center
-Lallan, you can serve dinner.
-Yes.

00:24:28.375 --> 00:24:30.166 align:center
Has Karishma's flight landed?

00:24:31.333 --> 00:24:32.958 align:center
It's delayed. Should get here soon.

00:24:33.666 --> 00:24:34.708 align:center
-Sameer.
-Hmm?

00:24:34.791 --> 00:24:36.416 align:center
Why didn't you send the jet to get her?

00:24:36.500 --> 00:24:39.583 align:center
Mr. Sinha, why indulge the kids so much?

00:24:39.666 --> 00:24:40.833 align:center
Because he can afford to.

00:24:44.541 --> 00:24:46.458 align:center
I'm hardly indulging them, Ajay.

00:24:46.541 --> 00:24:47.583 align:center
Oh, that reminds me.

00:24:48.166 --> 00:24:49.958 align:center
I wanted to give her something.

00:24:50.041 --> 00:24:51.416 align:center
How is this necessary?

00:24:51.500 --> 00:24:54.416 align:center
I can't get my girl a present
after picking up such a huge role?

00:24:54.500 --> 00:24:55.750 align:center
Of course.

00:24:55.833 --> 00:24:57.333 align:center
The film, about that.

00:24:57.416 --> 00:24:59.750 align:center
That kid Aasmaan
is so good-looking, right?

00:24:59.833 --> 00:25:01.541 align:center
Karishma and him are great together.

00:25:01.625 --> 00:25:02.625 align:center
Mom!

00:25:02.708 --> 00:25:05.583 align:center
On screen. On screen, baby.

00:25:06.791 --> 00:25:08.583 align:center
You gonna be this jealous
after you're married?

00:25:19.708 --> 00:25:21.666 align:center
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

00:25:21.750 --> 00:25:23.583 align:center
As you can see on your screens,

00:25:23.666 --> 00:25:26.958 align:center
Aasmaan Singh is clearly seen here
dry-humping a girl.

00:25:27.041 --> 00:25:29.083 align:center
-Who's the lucky girl?
-Can you guess who?

00:25:29.166 --> 00:25:32.041 align:center
She's the hottest young star
and the daughter of the biggest actor.

00:25:32.125 --> 00:25:33.625 align:center
-Um, is… is that Karishma?
-Any guesses?

00:25:33.708 --> 00:25:35.416 align:center
No, no. Of course not.

00:25:35.500 --> 00:25:37.416 align:center
It's Karishma Talvar!

00:25:37.500 --> 00:25:40.208 align:center
Wait, that is Karishma!
What the fuck? That's my girl!

00:25:40.291 --> 00:25:42.250 align:center
K-Jo, what kind of movie
you making here, man?

00:25:42.333 --> 00:25:43.708 align:center
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Hump?

00:25:43.791 --> 00:25:45.291 align:center
It must be for rehearsals.

00:25:45.375 --> 00:25:47.500 align:center
The media, well, it's a lot of nonsense.

00:25:47.583 --> 00:25:48.416 align:center
You know that.

00:25:48.500 --> 00:25:49.750 align:center
Yeah, it's that Photoshop thing.

00:25:49.833 --> 00:25:52.916 align:center
Let me tell you,
this is definitely not Photoshop.

00:25:53.916 --> 00:25:55.250 align:center
I think she likes it.

00:25:55.333 --> 00:25:57.500 align:center
Looks like Karishma's having
a grand ole' time!

00:25:57.583 --> 00:25:59.125 align:center
Mom, she's liking it.

00:25:59.208 --> 00:26:00.500 align:center
I think she's liking it.

00:26:00.583 --> 00:26:02.041 align:center
-Shut up!
-Is she enjoying…

00:26:02.125 --> 00:26:03.333 align:center
Why aren't you watching?

00:26:03.416 --> 00:26:05.250 align:center
-Just stop it.
-Where's the fucking remote?

00:26:05.333 --> 00:26:07.958 align:center
Find it! What the fuck, Anu?
The TV! Why is it still on?

00:26:08.041 --> 00:26:08.916 align:center
Oh, I don't know.

00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:09.958 align:center
Dad! I found the remote!

00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:14.000 align:center
If I were Ajay Talvar,
I wouldn't just cut off my nose,

00:26:14.083 --> 00:26:16.000 align:center
I'd cut my beard off too. Guys, seriously.

00:26:16.083 --> 00:26:19.250 align:center
Which brings me to the question,
is Karishma Talvar cheating…

00:26:19.333 --> 00:26:20.666 align:center
Anu, what is all this?

00:26:20.750 --> 00:26:22.625 align:center
-Mom!
-Will you stop it now?

00:26:23.416 --> 00:26:25.666 align:center
This is all rubbish!
This channel plays fake news.

00:26:25.750 --> 00:26:26.958 align:center
It's my channel.

00:26:27.041 --> 00:26:28.583 align:center
We have a channel?

00:26:28.666 --> 00:26:30.000 align:center
Dad, where's my channel?

00:26:32.791 --> 00:26:35.208 align:center
Uh, ma'am? Shall I serve dinner?

00:26:35.291 --> 00:26:36.250 align:center
We'll be going.

00:26:37.250 --> 00:26:38.625 align:center
Mom, do something!

00:26:38.708 --> 00:26:40.791 align:center
If you don't shut up, I'll take away your…

00:26:42.041 --> 00:26:44.583 align:center
Fuck me. Pink Ferrari.

00:26:44.666 --> 00:26:45.750 align:center
You need to fix this.

00:26:45.833 --> 00:26:47.416 align:center
-More dinners, Dad.
-Shut up.

00:26:48.416 --> 00:26:49.375 align:center
I'll fix it.

00:26:49.875 --> 00:26:51.041 align:center
I'll fucking fix it.

00:26:51.125 --> 00:26:52.541 align:center
-Don't do anything that--
-Mom.

00:26:52.625 --> 00:26:53.500 align:center
What?

00:26:53.583 --> 00:26:55.458 align:center
Can I marry Sameer instead?

00:26:55.541 --> 00:26:56.666 align:center
Just shut up!

00:26:56.750 --> 00:26:57.833 align:center
Please?

00:27:00.083 --> 00:27:02.375 align:center
We can ally together,
collaborate on many more investments.

00:27:02.458 --> 00:27:03.541 align:center
-Sir.
-One second.

00:27:03.625 --> 00:27:06.708 align:center
And we'll discuss all this over a meal.
Come, ma'am. Come, come.

00:27:07.208 --> 00:27:08.083 align:center
Karishma's not here?

00:27:08.791 --> 00:27:09.625 align:center
No, sir.

00:27:10.208 --> 00:27:11.875 align:center
Then who will you hide behind today?

00:27:14.416 --> 00:27:16.125 align:center
Sir, I… I had no idea that--

00:27:16.208 --> 00:27:18.583 align:center
"I had no idea." Shut the fuck up!

00:27:19.166 --> 00:27:21.833 align:center
Get your contract shit handled
in the next 24 hours,

00:27:21.916 --> 00:27:23.291 align:center
or you're out of the film.

00:27:24.666 --> 00:27:25.916 align:center
-Sir.
-One more thing?

00:27:26.958 --> 00:27:28.625 align:center
Don't fuck with the movie mafia.

00:27:35.791 --> 00:27:37.000 align:center
How are you, Lallan?

00:27:38.750 --> 00:27:41.166 align:center
Sir and Madam are… are waiting outside.

00:27:49.250 --> 00:27:51.166 align:center
Why is there a pink Ferrari outside?

00:27:51.958 --> 00:27:53.291 align:center
Did Shaumik finally come out?

00:27:54.500 --> 00:27:56.958 align:center
I let you out of my sight
for just two days,

00:27:57.458 --> 00:27:58.708 align:center
and this is what you do?

00:28:00.125 --> 00:28:02.791 align:center
I've been waiting all night for this.

00:28:02.875 --> 00:28:04.125 align:center
For what?

00:28:04.208 --> 00:28:05.375 align:center
For what?

00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:07.375 align:center
Is this what we've taught you?

00:28:07.458 --> 00:28:10.250 align:center
US, London.
We sent you all over the world to study,

00:28:10.333 --> 00:28:13.583 align:center
and now you're out grinding
with this Lajpat Nagar loser?

00:28:14.208 --> 00:28:16.208 align:center
Mom, I wasn't grinding--

00:28:16.291 --> 00:28:17.208 align:center
Stop lying right now.

00:28:17.291 --> 00:28:19.750 align:center
-Mom, listen.
-Listen to what? We all saw it.

00:28:19.833 --> 00:28:21.958 align:center
Even the Sinhas! It's on the YouTube!

00:28:22.041 --> 00:28:23.333 align:center
"The YouTube"?

00:28:23.416 --> 00:28:24.708 align:center
Your career has hardly started.

00:28:24.791 --> 00:28:26.291 align:center
-You're brand-new!
-Can you hear me out?

00:28:26.375 --> 00:28:29.791 align:center
And you're doing all this
dirty public dry humping!

00:28:29.875 --> 00:28:31.666 align:center
Stop it, Anu. I can't hear this anymore.

00:28:31.750 --> 00:28:33.583 align:center
-And poor Sameer.
-I know.

00:28:33.666 --> 00:28:34.791 align:center
Did you see his face?

00:28:34.875 --> 00:28:36.541 align:center
I know! I can't let hear disgusting shit--

00:28:36.625 --> 00:28:37.625 align:center
Just stop!

00:28:41.250 --> 00:28:43.416 align:center
I know your image always comes first,

00:28:43.500 --> 00:28:46.500 align:center
but just in case you care,
your daughter could have died.

00:28:47.791 --> 00:28:48.791 align:center
I was choking!

00:28:48.875 --> 00:28:51.125 align:center
-On what?
-On a fish bone!

00:28:51.208 --> 00:28:52.458 align:center
It was that small?

00:28:52.541 --> 00:28:53.500 align:center
Shaumik.

00:28:54.083 --> 00:28:56.500 align:center
By the way, he was saving my life.

00:28:56.583 --> 00:28:58.541 align:center
It's called the Heimlich Maneuver.

00:29:00.291 --> 00:29:01.500 align:center
Look it up.

00:29:02.375 --> 00:29:04.166 align:center
"Heimlich Maneuver."

00:29:05.875 --> 00:29:07.250 align:center
Sounds like a German blowjob.

00:29:10.125 --> 00:29:11.416 align:center
It's your money, Dad.

00:29:11.500 --> 00:29:13.250 align:center
Go to your fucking room right now.

00:29:13.333 --> 00:29:14.500 align:center
I'm going out.

00:29:19.958 --> 00:29:21.083 align:center
Still works.

00:29:26.583 --> 00:29:27.625 align:center
Ma'am.

00:29:28.208 --> 00:29:30.500 align:center
-Ma'am? Ma'am?
-Why doesn't this kid ever answer? Yeah?

00:29:31.500 --> 00:29:34.791 align:center
Sir. The AC's working.
It's cooling just fine, sir.

00:29:34.875 --> 00:29:36.041 align:center
Hmm. Thank you.

00:29:36.125 --> 00:29:38.333 align:center
Ah, Aasmaan! What…

00:29:38.416 --> 00:29:40.458 align:center
Can you explain
this nasty stuff on social media

00:29:40.541 --> 00:29:41.875 align:center
with you and your costar humping?

00:29:42.458 --> 00:29:44.791 align:center
Mummy! I wasn't humping her in that video.

00:29:44.875 --> 00:29:45.875 align:center
I saved her life, okay?

00:29:45.958 --> 00:29:47.375 align:center
She's got plenty of protectors.

00:29:47.458 --> 00:29:48.791 align:center
Don't try to be her hero.

00:29:48.875 --> 00:29:50.625 align:center
Fine, yeah.
Next time, I'll do it in private.

00:29:50.708 --> 00:29:52.125 align:center
-Aasmaan!
-Bye!

00:29:54.750 --> 00:29:56.375 align:center
This is not a joke, Rajat.

00:29:57.666 --> 00:29:59.875 align:center
Neeta, don't get so upset.

00:29:59.958 --> 00:30:01.375 align:center
You know what I'm thinking?

00:30:01.458 --> 00:30:03.291 align:center
Maybe I should try to save you.

00:30:04.041 --> 00:30:04.875 align:center
Yeah?

00:30:04.958 --> 00:30:05.791 align:center
Rajat!

00:30:06.833 --> 00:30:09.000 align:center
Neeta. Come on,
it'll only last a few minutes.

00:30:09.083 --> 00:30:11.458 align:center
-Shut up.
-Neeta, it's been so long. Neeta.

00:30:12.041 --> 00:30:14.125 align:center
You gotta handle it.
My time is up now, Sanya.

00:30:14.708 --> 00:30:16.375 align:center
This contract is airtight, Aasmaan.

00:30:17.083 --> 00:30:18.416 align:center
There's no other option.

00:30:18.500 --> 00:30:20.583 align:center
If Freddy doesn't wanna change it,

00:30:20.666 --> 00:30:22.416 align:center
there's nothing we can do.

00:30:24.333 --> 00:30:25.833 align:center
I guess I will end up like

00:30:27.000 --> 00:30:28.458 align:center
Jaraj Saxena.

00:30:34.791 --> 00:30:35.625 align:center
Where are you going?

00:30:37.791 --> 00:30:39.458 align:center
Massage day. You down?

00:30:40.916 --> 00:30:43.000 align:center
Call everyone.

00:30:43.500 --> 00:30:46.333 align:center
-I want him blacklisted from everywhere.
-Yes, sir.

00:30:46.416 --> 00:30:47.875 align:center
Forget movies.

00:30:47.958 --> 00:30:49.666 align:center
-TikTok won't even have him.
-Copy, sir.

00:30:49.750 --> 00:30:50.708 align:center
Piece of shit.

00:30:50.791 --> 00:30:53.000 align:center
Good one, sir. Good one.

00:30:53.583 --> 00:30:56.083 align:center
I want a happy ending. Okay?

00:30:56.166 --> 00:30:57.416 align:center
Yes, sir.

00:30:57.500 --> 00:30:58.708 align:center
Yes, sir. Anything for you.

00:30:58.791 --> 00:30:59.791 align:center
Not you!

00:30:59.875 --> 00:31:00.791 align:center
Sorry, sir.

00:31:01.666 --> 00:31:03.125 align:center
Look how shiny this fool is.

00:31:06.250 --> 00:31:09.250 align:center
-Who the fuck are you?
-Hey! How about I chop off your balls?

00:31:09.333 --> 00:31:13.958 align:center
He talks, you listen,
or you're dead, asshole. All right?

00:31:14.750 --> 00:31:17.375 align:center
Then I'll take your little China doll.

00:31:18.791 --> 00:31:20.875 align:center
Actually, I'm a Nepali doll.

00:31:22.916 --> 00:31:24.916 align:center
-You're a fuckin' racist.
-Where's security?

00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:27.166 align:center
They're outside. Sleeping. Sign this.

00:31:31.666 --> 00:31:33.041 align:center
Fucking shit.

00:31:37.875 --> 00:31:39.583 align:center
No need to read it. Just sign it.

00:31:44.166 --> 00:31:45.708 align:center
Tell him if he wants it signed,

00:31:46.291 --> 00:31:47.666 align:center
if he has the balls,

00:31:48.375 --> 00:31:50.083 align:center
to get in here and handle it.

00:31:52.458 --> 00:31:53.833 align:center
Get that asshole!

00:32:07.291 --> 00:32:09.291 align:center
-Yo, Abdul. What's he doing?
-Hmm?

00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:36.291 align:center
Wake him up.

00:32:37.250 --> 00:32:38.125 align:center
Hey!

00:32:38.833 --> 00:32:40.541 align:center
Milk skin. Sign this.

00:32:42.750 --> 00:32:44.125 align:center
Sign it.

00:32:44.208 --> 00:32:45.041 align:center
Shit.

00:32:45.625 --> 00:32:47.208 align:center
Fucking swine.

00:32:47.291 --> 00:32:48.875 align:center
Hmm?

00:32:48.958 --> 00:32:50.250 align:center
What'd you call us?

00:32:50.333 --> 00:32:53.000 align:center
Swan, boss. Um, you know,
it's a bird kind of thing.

00:32:53.083 --> 00:32:54.583 align:center
He said "swine," you ignorant loser.

00:32:56.041 --> 00:32:58.791 align:center
-It's a pig.
-Your dad's a pig, you fucking shithead.

00:33:01.166 --> 00:33:02.666 align:center
No, to these rich guys,

00:33:02.750 --> 00:33:04.958 align:center
swine is a fancy way of saying
you're a pig.

00:33:05.041 --> 00:33:07.791 align:center
Oh, yeah. And you know a lot
about rich guys, don't you?

00:33:07.875 --> 00:33:10.541 align:center
Screw you, asshole.
I have eight apartments. Eight.

00:33:10.625 --> 00:33:12.791 align:center
Then why do you live in a dorm,
low-rent Lurch?

00:33:12.875 --> 00:33:14.541 align:center
Whatever. You basically live in a hostel.

00:33:14.625 --> 00:33:16.583 align:center
-My room is three times bigger, so…
-Yeah?

00:33:16.666 --> 00:33:18.333 align:center
-Whip it out. Let's see.
-Come and get it.

00:33:18.416 --> 00:33:20.416 align:center
Just lay this motherfucker out
and get it over with!

00:33:20.500 --> 00:33:22.083 align:center
-Come on.
-Okay, I'm standing right here.

00:33:22.166 --> 00:33:23.791 align:center
Let's go. Bro, are you kidding me?

00:33:23.875 --> 00:33:26.041 align:center
-I'm right here, fool!
-Shit, man. He's asking for it!

00:33:26.125 --> 00:33:27.333 align:center
Fuck!

00:33:28.875 --> 00:33:29.708 align:center
Just…

00:33:30.458 --> 00:33:31.833 align:center
-Give me that.
-Hey!

00:33:31.916 --> 00:33:34.250 align:center
To sign, you douche with hair.

00:33:34.333 --> 00:33:35.791 align:center
Okay, sign it, then.

00:33:37.375 --> 00:33:38.208 align:center
Here.

00:33:39.708 --> 00:33:43.583 align:center
You tell the police anything,
we'll definitely be back to see you again.

00:33:43.666 --> 00:33:46.833 align:center
Then we're all coming,
and the happy ending is from you

00:33:47.333 --> 00:33:48.416 align:center
from the mouth.

00:33:48.500 --> 00:33:51.708 align:center
Bhai… you mean his mouth or our mouth?

00:33:56.416 --> 00:33:58.083 align:center
His mouth, dumbass.

00:33:59.791 --> 00:34:00.625 align:center
Sign it.

00:34:07.208 --> 00:34:08.250 align:center
Baboons.

00:34:08.333 --> 00:34:09.833 align:center
Baboon?

00:34:11.125 --> 00:34:13.583 align:center
Fucking, fucking bastard.

00:34:17.458 --> 00:34:19.208 align:center
It's no joke. I was attacked, Ajay.

00:34:20.916 --> 00:34:22.125 align:center
If you were in my shoes now--

00:34:22.208 --> 00:34:24.083 align:center
Then he'd still be stuck in my contract.

00:34:25.791 --> 00:34:27.541 align:center
This is not my fault.

00:34:29.083 --> 00:34:31.750 align:center
And this is not the launch
I want for my daughter.

00:34:32.791 --> 00:34:34.125 align:center
Ajay, would you please try to--

00:34:34.208 --> 00:34:36.083 align:center
The deal was simple, Freddy.

00:34:37.375 --> 00:34:39.833 align:center
If Karan does this film
with Aasmaan in it,

00:34:40.791 --> 00:34:42.291 align:center
then I'm not doing yours.

00:34:44.791 --> 00:34:46.541 align:center
Don't do this, man. You can't.

00:34:47.416 --> 00:34:49.125 align:center
My entire funding will get yanked.

00:34:50.333 --> 00:34:51.708 align:center
If you don't do my movie,

00:34:52.791 --> 00:34:54.416 align:center
my investor will pull out.

00:34:57.583 --> 00:34:59.166 align:center
I'll lose my company.

00:34:59.666 --> 00:35:01.708 align:center
My father's legacy, Ajay.

00:35:01.791 --> 00:35:04.625 align:center
All his hard work. His last vestige.

00:35:09.208 --> 00:35:11.000 align:center
Thirty fucking years, Ajay.

00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:14.583 align:center
You can't do this to me, man.

00:35:22.875 --> 00:35:23.708 align:center
But, Freddy…

00:35:27.416 --> 00:35:28.666 align:center
…I just did.

00:35:38.875 --> 00:35:40.833 align:center
He's still doing Karan's film.

00:35:40.916 --> 00:35:42.541 align:center
I'll find another way.

00:35:42.625 --> 00:35:44.375 align:center
What did Ajay say about it?

00:35:44.458 --> 00:35:46.125 align:center
He's lost his fucking mind.
m.

