WEBVTT 00:17.666 --> 00:20.125 Forget the protein powder. It's your brain that needs work. 00:20.208 --> 00:23.583 How am I getting yelled at? It was Freddy using that girl for soccer practice. 00:23.666 --> 00:25.791 -Did he score? -You shut your mouth! 00:27.541 --> 00:29.250 You have to work with Freddy. You're stuck. 00:29.833 --> 00:31.083 What did Karan say? 00:31.583 --> 00:32.833 I still haven't talked to him. 00:32.916 --> 00:34.208 Wow! 00:34.791 --> 00:35.833 So you're heading to Goa 00:35.916 --> 00:38.708 to rehearse for a film you probably won't have tomorrow. 00:39.958 --> 00:40.791 There you go. 00:40.875 --> 00:42.916 Every breath that you take You are my destiny 00:43.000 --> 00:44.333 Ask the lover and you will 00:44.416 --> 00:46.500 -Where is this mess going? -Not near you. 00:46.583 --> 00:49.166 Dharma is not covering your airfare. You hear me? 00:49.250 --> 00:51.041 Hey, I'm not hurting on cash. I got plenty. 00:51.666 --> 00:53.666 Hey, if news spreads about this thing, then what? 00:55.000 --> 00:58.041 Freddy cares even more about his image than you. It won't spread. 00:59.875 --> 01:00.750 Bro? 01:03.041 --> 01:06.291 What if you end up being the same as Jaraj Saxena? 01:06.375 --> 01:07.708 Don't say stuff like that! 01:10.708 --> 01:14.333 Listen, we'll… the Goa thing, let's just cancel it. 01:14.916 --> 01:15.916 Excellent idea. 01:16.583 --> 01:19.208 Then KJo will be a new enemy in addition, 01:19.291 --> 01:21.708 and we can all go fight him together. 01:22.791 --> 01:23.916 So she's basically saying 01:24.000 --> 01:26.000 that you have to go through with this thing. 01:26.083 --> 01:28.958 Hey, Subtitles. Are you done? Let's go, man. Got a flight. 01:29.041 --> 01:31.833 -Yeah, fly this. All right, bro. -I'd try if you had anything there. 01:33.708 --> 01:34.833 Just go. 01:34.916 --> 01:36.166 Are you guys ready? 01:36.250 --> 01:37.666 Because in my new film, 01:37.750 --> 01:40.750 Karishma Talvar and Aasmaan Singh, the hot new couple, 01:40.833 --> 01:42.625 will be paired opposite each other. 01:43.208 --> 01:44.875 I'm not just making a love story. 01:44.958 --> 01:46.500 There's also gonna be action. 01:46.583 --> 01:48.125 In fact, breaking news, 01:48.208 --> 01:51.916 this is Dharma Production's very first adult film. Okay? 01:52.000 --> 01:53.416 The violence will be very violent. 01:53.500 --> 01:57.083 And the romance, well, let's just say, it won't be for kids. 01:57.166 --> 01:58.666 They look so hot together, sir. 01:58.750 --> 02:00.500 Total power couple vibes. 02:01.791 --> 02:02.625 Done. 02:14.125 --> 02:15.916 Fuckin' number one 02:16.000 --> 02:19.333 Like a phoenix I rise again 02:19.833 --> 02:23.666 I can't stop, I'm in overdrive 02:23.750 --> 02:26.916 I'll make the whole world say my name 02:27.000 --> 02:31.750 No I have never felt more alive 02:31.833 --> 02:33.083 I don't really care 02:33.166 --> 02:35.041 What you say 02:35.541 --> 02:36.541 The throne is mine 02:36.625 --> 02:39.375 You've gotta kiss it goodbye 02:39.458 --> 02:42.458 They say I'm bad I'll have to change my ways 02:42.541 --> 02:47.041 But these habits of mine Will just never die 02:48.958 --> 02:52.833 Here we go again 02:52.916 --> 02:56.625 Ain't no way I'm done 02:56.708 --> 03:00.750 The whole world in my hands 03:00.833 --> 03:02.750 I'll be fuckin' number one 03:08.500 --> 03:10.583 Yeah, I'll be fuckin' number one 03:16.375 --> 03:19.250 You know I'm fuckin' number one 03:25.500 --> 03:27.541 Ooh, la, la. 03:27.625 --> 03:29.500 -Oh wow! -Wow! 03:32.000 --> 03:33.500 -Welcome, sir. -Thank you. 03:34.666 --> 03:35.500 Thank you. 03:35.583 --> 03:37.666 -Sir, welcome. -You don't need to do that. Oh jeez. 03:38.750 --> 03:40.791 Karishma. What's up? 03:41.291 --> 03:42.250 What's up? 03:42.333 --> 03:44.416 -Hey! -This is Parvaiz, my buddy. 03:44.500 --> 03:46.291 -Hello! -Hi! 03:46.375 --> 03:48.750 What it is! What's this? 03:48.833 --> 03:49.958 Black alkaline water. 03:50.041 --> 03:51.875 Shut up. 03:52.833 --> 03:55.875 -Hey, yo, man. How's the weather up there? -Shut up, dickhead. So dumb. 03:55.958 --> 03:58.125 Wait. Hey, so did you get to meet the intimacy coach? 03:58.208 --> 04:00.750 Well, I've been waiting here all day, but I can't find him. 04:01.500 --> 04:03.291 -I'll just call Karan. -Yeah, whatever. 04:05.541 --> 04:06.666 Oh, sweetie. 04:07.166 --> 04:08.541 Hi, Karishma. How are you? 04:08.625 --> 04:09.958 Yes! 04:10.041 --> 04:12.916 Thanks for taking my call, Karan. This is actually Jaraj Saxena. 04:13.000 --> 04:16.250 What? What the fuck have you done with Karishma? I'll call the police! 04:16.333 --> 04:18.916 No, no, please don't call the cops! This is just a spoofing device! 04:19.000 --> 04:20.583 I can call using anyone's number! 04:20.666 --> 04:21.750 I can be anyone! 04:21.833 --> 04:23.250 Bro, you blocked my number, 04:23.333 --> 04:25.666 so, you know, I thought I'd call you up and surprise you. 04:26.250 --> 04:29.000 Fuck! How many times will I block this fucker's number? 04:29.083 --> 04:31.375 Karan? Karan? Hello? 04:35.208 --> 04:37.750 Piece of shit. Fucking idiot. I'll fuck you. 04:37.833 --> 04:38.875 Karan? 04:38.958 --> 04:40.041 Oh fuck! 04:40.125 --> 04:42.416 Fuck, fuck. Sorry. Karishma. 04:42.500 --> 04:43.708 Hi, it is you. Hi. 04:43.791 --> 04:46.125 -Sorry, I thought it was somebody else. -Who? 04:46.208 --> 04:47.500 Um, never mind. 04:47.583 --> 04:50.833 Okay, Karan. We're all at the hotel, and the coach is nowhere to be found. 04:50.916 --> 04:53.041 Oh, yeah. I forgot. Sorry, sorry. 04:53.125 --> 04:54.666 No, the intimacy coach canceled. 04:54.750 --> 04:56.458 He's going through a… divorce. 04:56.541 --> 04:59.166 What? So should we come back? 04:59.250 --> 05:01.916 No, no, no. I've got it sorted. I found a substitute. 05:02.000 --> 05:03.041 He's waiting in the shack. 05:03.125 --> 05:04.750 Okay, Karan. Thanks. 05:04.833 --> 05:07.416 One sec. Karishma, is, uh, Aasmaan there? 05:08.041 --> 05:09.250 -Aasmaan? -Hey, hey. Come on. 05:09.333 --> 05:10.375 Karan. 05:10.458 --> 05:11.416 Oh, it is? 05:12.250 --> 05:14.458 -Uh, hi, sir. -Hi, Aasmaan. 05:14.541 --> 05:16.458 So I hear you and Freddy had already signed 05:16.541 --> 05:18.333 a three-film deal ahead of this shoot. 05:18.416 --> 05:21.208 Is it… exclusive? 05:22.041 --> 05:23.666 Uh, no, sir. 05:23.750 --> 05:26.875 I mean, I spoke to him, and we've sorted it all out. 05:26.958 --> 05:28.333 You're sure? 05:29.208 --> 05:30.250 Yes, sir. I'm sure. 05:33.333 --> 05:34.375 Not sure. 05:38.208 --> 05:40.291 Hey, thanks for turning off that song, man. 05:40.375 --> 05:43.208 My ears were bleeding like a fucking stuck pig. 05:43.291 --> 05:45.041 Gotta take care of these bad boys, man. 05:45.125 --> 05:47.250 That music, my granny wouldn't even listen to that shit. 05:47.333 --> 05:49.041 Uncle, uncle! Uncle, uncle! 05:49.125 --> 05:50.708 Coloring books. You want any? 05:50.791 --> 05:51.625 Eh. 05:51.708 --> 05:53.916 -Uncle, get a couple, huh? -I don't need it. 05:54.416 --> 05:56.166 Uncle, I haven't eaten all day. 05:56.250 --> 05:57.625 I'm poor. Come on. 05:57.708 --> 06:00.500 I said I didn't want it. Now go on. Get outta here! 06:01.083 --> 06:02.416 Go! Go! 06:04.708 --> 06:05.750 Uncle, uncle! 06:05.833 --> 06:07.958 Please buy some coloring books. 06:08.041 --> 06:09.166 Child, please. 06:09.250 --> 06:12.916 I lay down at your feet, and I beg of you! 06:13.000 --> 06:14.750 I'm no good with coloring! 06:15.333 --> 06:16.666 Stupid ass. 06:17.958 --> 06:20.083 There isn't anything I'm good at. 06:24.750 --> 06:27.041 Boy, I'll use my fist to color your face… 06:30.500 --> 06:31.791 Havin' a bad day, right? 06:31.875 --> 06:33.791 Now what do you want to sell me? 06:33.875 --> 06:36.583 Well, nothing. Bought and sold. 06:37.500 --> 06:38.333 Huh? 06:38.416 --> 06:39.458 Forget it. 06:40.208 --> 06:41.333 Avtar, right? 06:42.791 --> 06:44.083 Hey, how do you know my name? 06:44.166 --> 06:48.000 From that night at the success party. Aasmaan's uncle, right? 06:48.791 --> 06:50.000 Oh, so you were there, huh? 06:51.125 --> 06:53.083 Maybe, maybe not. 06:53.166 --> 06:55.500 Jesus, I should've got the coloring books from the kid. 06:57.166 --> 06:58.041 He left? 06:58.125 --> 07:01.000 Forget about the substitute. I'll be your intimacy coach. 07:02.041 --> 07:04.916 What? You can go and ask all the honeys out in Byculla. 07:05.000 --> 07:06.833 -Intimacy is my love language. -Shut up, man. 07:06.916 --> 07:07.791 What a dumbass. 07:07.875 --> 07:09.000 -Crazy. -You know, Sukhi? 07:09.083 --> 07:11.041 I bet this guy's a coach 'cause he doesn't get any. 07:11.125 --> 07:13.000 -I bet he is. -You're late. 07:13.083 --> 07:14.208 And bro, you're right. 07:14.291 --> 07:15.750 Those who aren't getting any, 07:16.541 --> 07:18.791 they do come… to coach. 07:18.875 --> 07:20.708 So here I am. 07:20.791 --> 07:23.291 At Karan's request, I left my family vacation to come. 07:23.791 --> 07:27.125 Only for you guys. Hmm? So let's get started. 07:27.791 --> 07:28.916 Really appreciate it, sir. 07:29.541 --> 07:31.208 You'd better, Miss Talvar. 07:31.291 --> 07:33.625 -Sir, Aasmaan. -Yeah, yeah. You can save that. 07:33.708 --> 07:35.333 Anyway… 07:38.041 --> 07:41.166 -And who's he? -Uh, sir, he's my friend. Pa… Parvaiz. 07:42.208 --> 07:43.208 Okay. 07:43.916 --> 07:45.166 All right! So-- 07:45.250 --> 07:47.583 With words or not 07:47.666 --> 07:50.125 Your eyes speak volumes 07:50.208 --> 07:52.708 Oh my love, oh my love 07:52.791 --> 07:54.666 Oh my lady love 07:59.958 --> 08:01.708 Okay. All right. 08:01.791 --> 08:03.333 -Okay, I-- -They give solace 08:03.416 --> 08:05.041 -On my way through the journey -Stop. 08:05.125 --> 08:06.875 Of your love 08:06.958 --> 08:10.291 Like safe shores As I pursue you loyally 08:10.375 --> 08:11.208 Parvaiz. 08:12.416 --> 08:14.541 I, uh, thank you for that. 08:15.166 --> 08:16.583 -So now-- -My beloved 08:16.666 --> 08:17.583 My heart stolen 08:17.666 --> 08:20.416 In my dreams, I love only you 08:20.500 --> 08:24.291 With each passing night you're closer My beloved one that I adore 08:24.375 --> 08:26.791 And reason that I 08:26.875 --> 08:29.333 Okay, that's enough. That's enough. 08:29.416 --> 08:31.041 Chill. 08:31.125 --> 08:33.500 -Anyone else here gonna sing to me? -No, sir. 08:33.583 --> 08:35.375 You, Karishma? Or this guy? 08:35.458 --> 08:36.375 No, sir. 08:36.458 --> 08:37.833 Okay. Let's get serious now. 08:38.625 --> 08:41.708 Listen carefully. I'm here to facilitate intimacy on-screen. 08:41.791 --> 08:44.250 It may look simple enough, but it's difficult. 08:45.125 --> 08:47.583 So to help you learn, I'm gonna give you some exercises. 08:48.666 --> 08:51.125 The first thing you'll try, mirroring. 08:51.208 --> 08:52.750 Mirror, mirror, on the wall. 08:53.250 --> 08:55.833 I'm fucking handsome, fair, and tall. 08:57.166 --> 09:00.833 Because the key to literally everything is knowing how to look at it. 09:00.916 --> 09:03.208 Man, stop screwing with me and go screw yourself. 09:03.791 --> 09:05.208 Who are you? What's your deal, huh? 09:05.291 --> 09:07.916 Excuse me? Can we get a picture? 09:11.000 --> 09:12.625 Fans! 09:14.166 --> 09:16.000 Come on, girls. Smile! 09:16.083 --> 09:18.666 Uncle, why are you in the picture? Take it of us, okay? 09:20.041 --> 09:21.208 "Fans." 09:21.291 --> 09:23.833 I was just joking. Just joking. 09:24.875 --> 09:26.791 -Thanks. -Welcome. 09:26.875 --> 09:28.000 Weirdo. 09:29.291 --> 09:30.583 Don't we know that guy? 09:32.083 --> 09:33.625 Hey, bro. Pass it. 09:55.833 --> 09:57.875 -Yo! -Oh! What's happening? 09:57.958 --> 10:00.291 Hey! Fatty! What's your problem, idiot? 10:01.083 --> 10:02.000 Problem? 10:02.666 --> 10:04.791 -Where did you get this song? -YouTube. 10:05.375 --> 10:08.125 -Have you heard of that? -Oh, screw YouTube, you little shit stain. 10:09.083 --> 10:10.458 This is my damn song! 10:10.541 --> 10:11.541 You're DJ Adam? 10:12.208 --> 10:14.583 Bullshit. There's no way this grandpa wrote that. 10:14.666 --> 10:18.375 -DJ Adam, that disco-playing dick! -Relax, Uncle. 10:18.458 --> 10:19.541 Don't yell. 10:19.625 --> 10:21.041 You want a heart attack? 10:23.416 --> 10:25.458 -Back off, man. -Whoa! Hey! 10:26.041 --> 10:28.625 -Keep your hands off me, ass wipes! -No way! 10:30.250 --> 10:32.708 Oh yeah? You gonna fight me, dinosaur? 10:32.791 --> 10:36.041 Oh! So he wants to fight? 10:36.125 --> 10:37.500 Yo, come on, Monty. 10:37.583 --> 10:40.458 Yeah, cook his ass. Show this guy what a bitch he is, dog. 10:40.541 --> 10:44.291 Monty! Monty! Monty! 10:44.375 --> 10:46.000 Monty! Mon-- 10:50.750 --> 10:52.208 -Who are you? -Who am I? 10:54.166 --> 10:55.416 Oh, brother. 10:56.458 --> 10:58.791 Recognize me now? Jaraj Saxena. 11:00.000 --> 11:03.125 Wanna play basketball, boys? 11:10.000 --> 11:12.083 I don't know about you guys, but I'm not down for this. 11:12.166 --> 11:13.041 Get outta here! 11:13.125 --> 11:14.708 Go on, beat it! 11:14.791 --> 11:16.375 Little shits. 11:17.458 --> 11:18.625 How'd you do that, man? 11:18.708 --> 11:20.083 Well, listen, Avtar. 11:20.166 --> 11:22.666 To be in Bollywood, you gotta train every day. 11:23.250 --> 11:25.125 Fifteen years. Never skipped a day. 11:25.208 --> 11:26.666 -Ah! -Oh. 11:26.750 --> 11:29.041 You never know. Your luck could always change. 11:29.125 --> 11:31.166 Fifteen years. That's a lot. 11:31.250 --> 11:32.083 You didn't quit? 11:32.166 --> 11:33.583 No, Avtar, I didn't. 11:34.083 --> 11:35.500 'Cause a loss is one thing. 11:35.583 --> 11:37.666 Accepting defeat, for always? 11:37.750 --> 11:39.166 That's another. 11:41.833 --> 11:42.708 Right. 11:47.791 --> 11:50.708 Where's Adam? Where are you hiding him, Sanya, huh? 11:50.791 --> 11:52.041 Calm down, Avtar. 11:52.125 --> 11:53.625 Oh-ho! 11:54.291 --> 11:56.166 So you're part of this scam too, huh? 11:56.250 --> 11:58.125 Tell me the truth. You are. 11:58.208 --> 12:00.250 I was aware of this from the start. 12:00.333 --> 12:02.791 You've got traitor written all over your little face. 12:03.416 --> 12:06.500 Why are you waving that paper at me? You want me to hit you with my shoe? 12:06.583 --> 12:08.875 It's a check. Your portion of the money. 12:09.500 --> 12:11.875 Mm… Wait, this is my share? 12:11.958 --> 12:14.708 That thumb drive you dropped on the floor? I passed it over to Adam. 12:15.291 --> 12:17.708 He remixed your song and put it up on YouTube. 12:17.791 --> 12:20.708 It's trending at number one in India along with your name. 12:20.791 --> 12:21.708 Look. See? 12:23.083 --> 12:26.666 Oh. It's my… my song. 12:26.750 --> 12:29.458 I think you should team up and collaborate with each other. 12:29.541 --> 12:30.791 Huh. 12:30.875 --> 12:32.125 Adam! 12:32.208 --> 12:33.291 You can come out now. 12:33.375 --> 12:35.791 No. I don't want to. 12:36.916 --> 12:37.833 Adam. 12:37.916 --> 12:41.625 I refuse to work with this man. I just did this for you as a favor. 12:41.708 --> 12:44.875 Hey, don't act like you're better, kid. I'm not trying to deal with you either. 12:44.958 --> 12:46.583 Dude, who are you? 12:46.666 --> 12:49.000 -You're old. You're irrelevant. -Oh, I am not old! 12:49.083 --> 12:50.041 -No one cares. -Not old! 12:50.125 --> 12:51.208 Guys! 12:52.458 --> 12:55.083 Did you not say this was the best music you've ever worked on? 12:57.500 --> 12:58.875 You really needed a chance. 12:59.750 --> 13:00.791 This is it. 13:01.916 --> 13:04.625 Yeah, I mean, your classical knowledge and your modern beats. 13:04.708 --> 13:07.250 It's a great combination, guys. 13:08.916 --> 13:10.041 Just shake, will you? 13:10.958 --> 13:12.916 Adam, he's older. 13:19.291 --> 13:21.291 Man, don't take anything else off. 13:22.458 --> 13:24.833 Hey. Come on. What's the matter with your hand? 13:31.916 --> 13:33.291 What's going on over there? 13:33.791 --> 13:35.875 -Emraan's training with them, sir. -What? 13:35.958 --> 13:37.083 Hashmi? 13:37.166 --> 13:38.083 Yes, sir. 13:38.583 --> 13:39.541 What kind of training? 13:39.625 --> 13:42.083 Just feel it. 13:43.125 --> 13:45.000 Just feel each other. 13:45.083 --> 13:47.916 Feel the moment. Hmm? Let's try this. 13:49.250 --> 13:50.458 Okay, let's go. 13:53.250 --> 13:56.208 Your job is to perform the same action as your partner. 13:56.291 --> 13:59.166 But to do that, you have to really sense each other. 13:59.916 --> 14:03.166 No, no, no, no, no, guys! 14:03.250 --> 14:05.416 I mean, it's not rocket science. 14:05.500 --> 14:06.875 You have to be in sync. 14:06.958 --> 14:08.916 You have to follow each other's actions. 14:09.000 --> 14:11.416 You know, copy them. You have to mirror each other. 14:11.500 --> 14:13.208 It's just, sir, there's a curtain between us. 14:13.291 --> 14:15.166 -How are we-- -No, no, no, no. No excuses. 14:15.666 --> 14:17.875 At least she has nepotism working for her. 14:18.375 --> 14:19.500 Who put you in a movie? 14:19.583 --> 14:22.166 You know what? I don't wanna hear it. 14:22.250 --> 14:23.500 You guys are a waste of my time. 14:23.583 --> 14:26.000 We're back again tomorrow, 6:00 a.m., 14:26.083 --> 14:27.458 and not a minute late. 14:27.541 --> 14:28.791 Out! Out! 14:28.875 --> 14:29.750 Out. 14:31.625 --> 14:32.583 Hey, listen. 14:32.666 --> 14:33.666 Come here. 14:34.166 --> 14:35.000 Sir, me? 14:39.750 --> 14:40.583 You're a fan, right? 14:40.666 --> 14:42.625 -Sir. -I need one thing. 14:42.708 --> 14:44.541 -My belove-- -Shut up, shut up, shut up. 14:44.625 --> 14:46.958 -Just shut up. Enough. -Yes. Yes, sir. 14:49.458 --> 14:50.333 Now listen… 14:55.583 --> 14:57.416 Listen, wanna take a shortcut? 14:58.041 --> 14:59.041 And those guys? 15:57.916 --> 15:59.500 -What are you doing? -Oh my God. 15:59.583 --> 16:01.375 -Tell her, man. -Give us another one. Come on. 16:13.750 --> 16:15.208 Aasmaan, pass, pass, pass! 16:28.333 --> 16:31.458 Go, go, go! 17:18.833 --> 17:21.416 -Wait, is that your best? -That's what you did yesterday. 17:21.500 --> 17:23.916 -I was trying to do what you did. -Next time, we'll get it. 17:24.000 --> 17:24.916 Is this a fucking joke? 17:25.000 --> 17:26.375 Oh, my belove… 17:26.458 --> 17:27.500 Huh? 17:27.583 --> 17:30.208 All these days, you've only done this exercise. 17:30.291 --> 17:31.500 You're still not getting it! 17:32.291 --> 17:33.625 Fucking idiots! 17:33.708 --> 17:35.375 Sir, we're just tired. 17:35.458 --> 17:38.541 Yes, because you don't have your service to do everything for you. 17:38.625 --> 17:41.416 Experience what it's like to put in hard work, then you'll get it. 17:41.500 --> 17:44.500 Whenever you're at your mansion, you're Ajay Talvar's daughter, 17:44.583 --> 17:45.750 but not here. 17:46.625 --> 17:48.750 Sir, actually, um, I'm the one to blame. 17:49.375 --> 17:52.500 Oh, yeah? Well, you're both gonna pay for it! 17:53.208 --> 17:54.583 What the hell, man? 17:54.666 --> 17:57.333 Locking us out? Like we're school kids? 17:57.416 --> 17:59.208 What the fuck is wrong with him? 17:59.291 --> 18:00.583 How does this even help? 18:01.083 --> 18:02.958 Complain to your father. Maybe he could help us. 18:04.916 --> 18:06.041 Oh God. 18:07.125 --> 18:07.958 What happened? 18:08.041 --> 18:10.500 -Nothing. It's fine. -Here, just let me take a look. 18:10.583 --> 18:11.708 Ay, please. 18:12.333 --> 18:14.000 Wow, this isn't good. 18:18.000 --> 18:19.833 Hang on. We only have one of those. Save it. 18:20.500 --> 18:22.958 You should let me clean it. Otherwise, they'll need to amputate, 18:23.041 --> 18:24.750 and you'll only have one leg at the premiere. 18:26.083 --> 18:27.041 Heads up. 18:27.125 --> 18:28.333 It's gonna burn. 18:29.791 --> 18:30.791 Careful, it's almost done. 18:30.875 --> 18:32.875 -Okay, that's it. That's it. -Huh? 18:35.416 --> 18:36.666 Seriously. 18:37.875 --> 18:40.583 After all this abuse, if the film still flops… 18:41.125 --> 18:42.000 What are you gonna do? 18:43.750 --> 18:46.583 This one time, my dad had six films flop, one after another, 18:46.666 --> 18:48.541 and no one could do a thing. 18:49.500 --> 18:51.000 Those were rough times. 18:52.791 --> 18:55.291 It's not something that a regular person understands. 18:57.791 --> 18:59.125 If you have a silver spoon… 19:01.375 --> 19:04.208 …you just experience turmoil behind closed doors. 19:08.375 --> 19:10.291 And you know, honestly… 19:11.000 --> 19:13.625 …I don't think I'm strong enough to deal with that failure. 19:15.583 --> 19:17.125 And so I have to succeed 19:18.875 --> 19:19.958 for my sake. 19:24.250 --> 19:26.458 Were your parents glad that you became an actor? 19:27.791 --> 19:30.166 Uh, they were, I guess. 19:30.708 --> 19:33.791 -Initially, Mummy wasn't excited. -She wasn't? 19:33.875 --> 19:36.250 She once moved to Bombay as well. 19:36.333 --> 19:38.125 She also wanted to be an actor. 19:38.208 --> 19:41.625 But other than background dancing, she wasn't successful, really. 19:43.166 --> 19:44.541 So she's afraid I'll fail. 19:47.583 --> 19:50.750 And then, my father, well, that's different. Complete opposite. 19:50.833 --> 19:53.208 So supportive, it's ridiculous. 19:54.958 --> 19:56.416 So I have to succeed… 19:58.916 --> 19:59.750 for Dad. 20:13.083 --> 20:14.083 Sorry. 20:15.541 --> 20:16.458 Mirroring? 20:28.958 --> 20:31.166 Kids, that's my job. 20:31.250 --> 20:34.000 Sir. What… what are you doing here? 20:34.083 --> 20:37.958 Oh, you guys were the ones doing things. I was just watching from the sidelines. 20:38.041 --> 20:40.541 But honestly, you guys were great. 20:40.625 --> 20:42.208 Well, what do you mean, sir? 20:42.291 --> 20:43.708 You know, intimacy. 20:44.375 --> 20:47.125 It's not just physical, it's emotional as well. 20:47.916 --> 20:49.750 I was being a bit of an asshole, 20:49.833 --> 20:53.958 so that you two could bond together against me, and this was the real test. 20:54.458 --> 20:56.791 Anyway, my work here is done. 20:56.875 --> 20:58.208 All the best for the film. 20:58.875 --> 21:00.833 -It was nice meeting you. Aasmaan. -Thank you, sir. 21:01.666 --> 21:02.791 -Thank you, sir. -Karishma. 21:03.458 --> 21:04.666 Oh, uh… 21:05.458 --> 21:07.541 Don't tell your dad about this. 21:07.625 --> 21:09.041 No, sir. 21:10.791 --> 21:11.833 Sukhi, 21:12.625 --> 21:13.708 take care. 21:20.583 --> 21:23.000 -Sir. -You're not gonna sing again? 21:23.083 --> 21:24.416 No, sir. Not at all. 21:26.500 --> 21:27.916 But I do have to say, 21:28.416 --> 21:29.666 I've said it often. 21:31.166 --> 21:33.208 And I'll say it till the day I die. 21:33.291 --> 21:36.250 The entirety of Bollywood is one group, 21:36.333 --> 21:38.875 and Emraan Hashmi is in a class of his very own. 21:39.666 --> 21:40.500 I love you, sir. 21:42.250 --> 21:43.583 Bye, sir. 21:44.791 --> 21:48.250 My darling I want you more than anything 21:48.333 --> 21:49.791 Zara Sa… 22:07.958 --> 22:09.041 No, man. 22:09.125 --> 22:10.708 Nope. Nah, I don't like it. 22:10.791 --> 22:13.208 Dude, you're ancient. You don't know what you're talking about. 22:13.291 --> 22:15.791 -Guys, one second, please. -Hey! I-- Huh? 22:16.708 --> 22:17.541 Aasmaan. 22:17.625 --> 22:19.375 I have some bad news. 22:19.458 --> 22:20.958 Oh no. What's going on? 22:21.041 --> 22:23.458 Freddy's hired the best lawyers to go after you. 22:23.541 --> 22:24.541 Fuck. 22:26.541 --> 22:27.375 So what now? 22:28.250 --> 22:29.500 Now we're in a fucking mess. 22:30.833 --> 22:32.916 We'll have to get some lawyers to represent us. 22:33.708 --> 22:36.000 Please let me handle this, and just stay by your phone. 22:36.083 --> 22:36.916 Okay. 22:37.000 --> 22:38.625 -Water. -Have a nice day. 22:38.708 --> 22:40.250 What an order, man. What an order. 22:40.833 --> 22:41.958 So, uh… 22:42.625 --> 22:43.875 Do you know a good lawyer? 22:43.958 --> 22:46.500 You still haven't told Karan about the Freddy thing? 22:46.583 --> 22:48.375 Just tell him. He'll sort it out. 22:48.458 --> 22:50.375 But he's your uncle, not mine. 22:50.458 --> 22:52.125 He's just gonna fire me. I know it. 22:52.208 --> 22:56.083 Let's go, bro. It's our last day. Come on, homey. It's our last day in Goa. 22:56.166 --> 22:57.125 What, fool? 22:58.000 --> 23:00.416 -Hi, Karan. -Karishma, how's it going? 23:00.500 --> 23:03.125 I've heard such good feedback about the two of you from Emraan. 23:03.208 --> 23:05.291 Yeah, it went really well. 23:05.375 --> 23:07.250 Actually, I called for something else. 23:07.333 --> 23:08.416 Yeah, sure. Tell me. 23:16.958 --> 23:18.958 Okay, guys. Don't get mad. 23:19.041 --> 23:21.541 I talked to Karan, and he's gonna handle your problem with Freddy. 23:21.625 --> 23:23.250 Good. Good girl. 23:23.333 --> 23:24.333 -Very good. -Yeah. 23:24.416 --> 23:25.250 What? Really? 23:25.333 --> 23:27.458 When we get into Bombay, go to his office. 23:27.541 --> 23:29.083 -Problem solved. -Office? 23:29.166 --> 23:31.541 -His office isn't letting me in. -Why are you overreacting? 23:31.625 --> 23:33.916 -Are you fucking serious right now? -Bro, are you crazy? 23:34.000 --> 23:36.750 This chick is helping you out. She's saving your goddamn life right now! 23:36.833 --> 23:40.125 No one's listening to my problem. Karan Johar's her uncle, not mine! 23:40.208 --> 23:41.416 She's trying to help with that! 23:41.500 --> 23:43.750 -She'll make him your friend too! -Just a second. 23:43.833 --> 23:45.250 She's saving your ass! 23:46.250 --> 23:47.291 Karishma? 23:47.375 --> 23:48.416 Karishma, what's up? 23:48.500 --> 23:49.583 Kar… 23:49.666 --> 23:51.208 Oh shit! The bone's stuck! 23:51.291 --> 23:53.375 Fish bone stuck in her throat! Squeeze her from behind! 23:53.458 --> 23:55.416 -A… fish bone? -Hold her! 23:55.500 --> 23:57.291 Hold her from behind and squeeze! 23:57.375 --> 23:58.916 Squeeze her from the back! Yeah! 23:59.000 --> 24:01.958 Thrust, man, yeah! Hold her tight, man! Make sure you hit it, like, pow! 24:02.041 --> 24:03.333 Thrust! 24:03.416 --> 24:04.750 Thrust, put your back into it! 24:04.833 --> 24:07.833 Karishma cough! Cough, Karishma! Keep pushing, Aasmaan! 24:07.916 --> 24:09.333 Karishma, cough! Thrust! 24:09.416 --> 24:10.625 Squeeze her! 24:10.708 --> 24:11.541 Oh, the bone! 24:11.625 --> 24:13.750 -Fuck! Here, sit. -My God. That damn fish. 24:13.833 --> 24:16.541 -Are you all right? -Sit, sit, sit. Sit, sit, sit. Sit. 24:16.625 --> 24:18.750 -Fucking fish. -Here. Have a little water. 24:18.833 --> 24:20.208 Very juicy. 24:20.291 --> 24:21.333 Beautiful. 24:21.416 --> 24:23.750 I love what you've done with the place, Anu. 24:23.833 --> 24:25.541 It's nothing compared to yours, Dimple. 24:26.916 --> 24:28.291 -Lallan, you can serve dinner. -Yes. 24:28.375 --> 24:30.166 Has Karishma's flight landed? 24:31.333 --> 24:32.958 It's delayed. Should get here soon. 24:33.666 --> 24:34.708 -Sameer. -Hmm? 24:34.791 --> 24:36.416 Why didn't you send the jet to get her? 24:36.500 --> 24:39.583 Mr. Sinha, why indulge the kids so much? 24:39.666 --> 24:40.833 Because he can afford to. 24:44.541 --> 24:46.458 I'm hardly indulging them, Ajay. 24:46.541 --> 24:47.583 Oh, that reminds me. 24:48.166 --> 24:49.958 I wanted to give her something. 24:50.041 --> 24:51.416 How is this necessary? 24:51.500 --> 24:54.416 I can't get my girl a present after picking up such a huge role? 24:54.500 --> 24:55.750 Of course. 24:55.833 --> 24:57.333 The film, about that. 24:57.416 --> 24:59.750 That kid Aasmaan is so good-looking, right? 24:59.833 --> 25:01.541 Karishma and him are great together. 25:01.625 --> 25:02.625 Mom! 25:02.708 --> 25:05.583 On screen. On screen, baby. 25:06.791 --> 25:08.583 You gonna be this jealous after you're married? 25:19.708 --> 25:21.666 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 25:21.750 --> 25:23.583 As you can see on your screens, 25:23.666 --> 25:26.958 Aasmaan Singh is clearly seen here dry-humping a girl. 25:27.041 --> 25:29.083 -Who's the lucky girl? -Can you guess who? 25:29.166 --> 25:32.041 She's the hottest young star and the daughter of the biggest actor. 25:32.125 --> 25:33.625 -Um, is… is that Karishma? -Any guesses? 25:33.708 --> 25:35.416 No, no. Of course not. 25:35.500 --> 25:37.416 It's Karishma Talvar! 25:37.500 --> 25:40.208 Wait, that is Karishma! What the fuck? That's my girl! 25:40.291 --> 25:42.250 K-Jo, what kind of movie you making here, man? 25:42.333 --> 25:43.708 Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Hump? 25:43.791 --> 25:45.291 It must be for rehearsals. 25:45.375 --> 25:47.500 The media, well, it's a lot of nonsense. 25:47.583 --> 25:48.416 You know that. 25:48.500 --> 25:49.750 Yeah, it's that Photoshop thing. 25:49.833 --> 25:52.916 Let me tell you, this is definitely not Photoshop. 25:53.916 --> 25:55.250 I think she likes it. 25:55.333 --> 25:57.500 Looks like Karishma's having a grand ole' time! 25:57.583 --> 25:59.125 Mom, she's liking it. 25:59.208 --> 26:00.500 I think she's liking it. 26:00.583 --> 26:02.041 -Shut up! -Is she enjoying… 26:02.125 --> 26:03.333 Why aren't you watching? 26:03.416 --> 26:05.250 -Just stop it. -Where's the fucking remote? 26:05.333 --> 26:07.958 Find it! What the fuck, Anu? The TV! Why is it still on? 26:08.041 --> 26:08.916 Oh, I don't know. 26:09.000 --> 26:09.958 Dad! I found the remote! 26:11.000 --> 26:14.000 If I were Ajay Talvar, I wouldn't just cut off my nose, 26:14.083 --> 26:16.000 I'd cut my beard off too. Guys, seriously. 26:16.083 --> 26:19.250 Which brings me to the question, is Karishma Talvar cheating… 26:19.333 --> 26:20.666 Anu, what is all this? 26:20.750 --> 26:22.625 -Mom! -Will you stop it now? 26:23.416 --> 26:25.666 This is all rubbish! This channel plays fake news. 26:25.750 --> 26:26.958 It's my channel. 26:27.041 --> 26:28.583 We have a channel? 26:28.666 --> 26:30.000 Dad, where's my channel? 26:32.791 --> 26:35.208 Uh, ma'am? Shall I serve dinner? 26:35.291 --> 26:36.250 We'll be going. 26:37.250 --> 26:38.625 Mom, do something! 26:38.708 --> 26:40.791 If you don't shut up, I'll take away your… 26:42.041 --> 26:44.583 Fuck me. Pink Ferrari. 26:44.666 --> 26:45.750 You need to fix this. 26:45.833 --> 26:47.416 -More dinners, Dad. -Shut up. 26:48.416 --> 26:49.375 I'll fix it. 26:49.875 --> 26:51.041 I'll fucking fix it. 26:51.125 --> 26:52.541 -Don't do anything that-- -Mom. 26:52.625 --> 26:53.500 What? 26:53.583 --> 26:55.458 Can I marry Sameer instead? 26:55.541 --> 26:56.666 Just shut up! 26:56.750 --> 26:57.833 Please? 27:00.083 --> 27:02.375 We can ally together, collaborate on many more investments. 27:02.458 --> 27:03.541 -Sir. -One second. 27:03.625 --> 27:06.708 And we'll discuss all this over a meal. Come, ma'am. Come, come. 27:07.208 --> 27:08.083 Karishma's not here? 27:08.791 --> 27:09.625 No, sir. 27:10.208 --> 27:11.875 Then who will you hide behind today? 27:14.416 --> 27:16.125 Sir, I… I had no idea that-- 27:16.208 --> 27:18.583 "I had no idea." Shut the fuck up! 27:19.166 --> 27:21.833 Get your contract shit handled in the next 24 hours, 27:21.916 --> 27:23.291 or you're out of the film. 27:24.666 --> 27:25.916 -Sir. -One more thing? 27:26.958 --> 27:28.625 Don't fuck with the movie mafia. 27:35.791 --> 27:37.000 How are you, Lallan? 27:38.750 --> 27:41.166 Sir and Madam are… are waiting outside. 27:49.250 --> 27:51.166 Why is there a pink Ferrari outside? 27:51.958 --> 27:53.291 Did Shaumik finally come out? 27:54.500 --> 27:56.958 I let you out of my sight for just two days, 27:57.458 --> 27:58.708 and this is what you do? 28:00.125 --> 28:02.791 I've been waiting all night for this. 28:02.875 --> 28:04.125 For what? 28:04.208 --> 28:05.375 For what? 28:06.000 --> 28:07.375 Is this what we've taught you? 28:07.458 --> 28:10.250 US, London. We sent you all over the world to study, 28:10.333 --> 28:13.583 and now you're out grinding with this Lajpat Nagar loser? 28:14.208 --> 28:16.208 Mom, I wasn't grinding-- 28:16.291 --> 28:17.208 Stop lying right now. 28:17.291 --> 28:19.750 -Mom, listen. -Listen to what? We all saw it. 28:19.833 --> 28:21.958 Even the Sinhas! It's on the YouTube! 28:22.041 --> 28:23.333 "The YouTube"? 28:23.416 --> 28:24.708 Your career has hardly started. 28:24.791 --> 28:26.291 -You're brand-new! -Can you hear me out? 28:26.375 --> 28:29.791 And you're doing all this dirty public dry humping! 28:29.875 --> 28:31.666 Stop it, Anu. I can't hear this anymore. 28:31.750 --> 28:33.583 -And poor Sameer. -I know. 28:33.666 --> 28:34.791 Did you see his face? 28:34.875 --> 28:36.541 I know! I can't let hear disgusting shit-- 28:36.625 --> 28:37.625 Just stop! 28:41.250 --> 28:43.416 I know your image always comes first, 28:43.500 --> 28:46.500 but just in case you care, your daughter could have died. 28:47.791 --> 28:48.791 I was choking! 28:48.875 --> 28:51.125 -On what? -On a fish bone! 28:51.208 --> 28:52.458 It was that small? 28:52.541 --> 28:53.500 Shaumik. 28:54.083 --> 28:56.500 By the way, he was saving my life. 28:56.583 --> 28:58.541 It's called the Heimlich Maneuver. 29:00.291 --> 29:01.500 Look it up. 29:02.375 --> 29:04.166 "Heimlich Maneuver." 29:05.875 --> 29:07.250 Sounds like a German blowjob. 29:10.125 --> 29:11.416 It's your money, Dad. 29:11.500 --> 29:13.250 Go to your fucking room right now. 29:13.333 --> 29:14.500 I'm going out. 29:19.958 --> 29:21.083 Still works. 29:26.583 --> 29:27.625 Ma'am. 29:28.208 --> 29:30.500 -Ma'am? Ma'am? -Why doesn't this kid ever answer? Yeah? 29:31.500 --> 29:34.791 Sir. The AC's working. It's cooling just fine, sir. 29:34.875 --> 29:36.041 Hmm. Thank you. 29:36.125 --> 29:38.333 Ah, Aasmaan! What… 29:38.416 --> 29:40.458 Can you explain this nasty stuff on social media 29:40.541 --> 29:41.875 with you and your costar humping? 29:42.458 --> 29:44.791 Mummy! I wasn't humping her in that video. 29:44.875 --> 29:45.875 I saved her life, okay? 29:45.958 --> 29:47.375 She's got plenty of protectors. 29:47.458 --> 29:48.791 Don't try to be her hero. 29:48.875 --> 29:50.625 Fine, yeah. Next time, I'll do it in private. 29:50.708 --> 29:52.125 -Aasmaan! -Bye! 29:54.750 --> 29:56.375 This is not a joke, Rajat. 29:57.666 --> 29:59.875 Neeta, don't get so upset. 29:59.958 --> 30:01.375 You know what I'm thinking? 30:01.458 --> 30:03.291 Maybe I should try to save you. 30:04.041 --> 30:04.875 Yeah? 30:04.958 --> 30:05.791 Rajat! 30:06.833 --> 30:09.000 Neeta. Come on, it'll only last a few minutes. 30:09.083 --> 30:11.458 -Shut up. -Neeta, it's been so long. Neeta. 30:12.041 --> 30:14.125 You gotta handle it. My time is up now, Sanya. 30:14.708 --> 30:16.375 This contract is airtight, Aasmaan. 30:17.083 --> 30:18.416 There's no other option. 30:18.500 --> 30:20.583 If Freddy doesn't wanna change it, 30:20.666 --> 30:22.416 there's nothing we can do. 30:24.333 --> 30:25.833 I guess I will end up like 30:27.000 --> 30:28.458 Jaraj Saxena. 30:34.791 --> 30:35.625 Where are you going? 30:37.791 --> 30:39.458 Massage day. You down? 30:40.916 --> 30:43.000 Call everyone. 30:43.500 --> 30:46.333 -I want him blacklisted from everywhere. -Yes, sir. 30:46.416 --> 30:47.875 Forget movies. 30:47.958 --> 30:49.666 -TikTok won't even have him. -Copy, sir. 30:49.750 --> 30:50.708 Piece of shit. 30:50.791 --> 30:53.000 Good one, sir. Good one. 30:53.583 --> 30:56.083 I want a happy ending. Okay? 30:56.166 --> 30:57.416 Yes, sir. 30:57.500 --> 30:58.708 Yes, sir. Anything for you. 30:58.791 --> 30:59.791 Not you! 30:59.875 --> 31:00.791 Sorry, sir. 31:01.666 --> 31:03.125 Look how shiny this fool is. 31:06.250 --> 31:09.250 -Who the fuck are you? -Hey! How about I chop off your balls? 31:09.333 --> 31:13.958 He talks, you listen, or you're dead, asshole. All right? 31:14.750 --> 31:17.375 Then I'll take your little China doll. 31:18.791 --> 31:20.875 Actually, I'm a Nepali doll. 31:22.916 --> 31:24.916 -You're a fuckin' racist. -Where's security? 31:25.000 --> 31:27.166 They're outside. Sleeping. Sign this. 31:31.666 --> 31:33.041 Fucking shit. 31:37.875 --> 31:39.583 No need to read it. Just sign it. 31:44.166 --> 31:45.708 Tell him if he wants it signed, 31:46.291 --> 31:47.666 if he has the balls, 31:48.375 --> 31:50.083 to get in here and handle it. 31:52.458 --> 31:53.833 Get that asshole! 32:07.291 --> 32:09.291 -Yo, Abdul. What's he doing? -Hmm? 32:35.000 --> 32:36.291 Wake him up. 32:37.250 --> 32:38.125 Hey! 32:38.833 --> 32:40.541 Milk skin. Sign this. 32:42.750 --> 32:44.125 Sign it. 32:44.208 --> 32:45.041 Shit. 32:45.625 --> 32:47.208 Fucking swine. 32:47.291 --> 32:48.875 Hmm? 32:48.958 --> 32:50.250 What'd you call us? 32:50.333 --> 32:53.000 Swan, boss. Um, you know, it's a bird kind of thing. 32:53.083 --> 32:54.583 He said "swine," you ignorant loser. 32:56.041 --> 32:58.791 -It's a pig. -Your dad's a pig, you fucking shithead. 33:01.166 --> 33:02.666 No, to these rich guys, 33:02.750 --> 33:04.958 swine is a fancy way of saying you're a pig. 33:05.041 --> 33:07.791 Oh, yeah. And you know a lot about rich guys, don't you? 33:07.875 --> 33:10.541 Screw you, asshole. I have eight apartments. Eight. 33:10.625 --> 33:12.791 Then why do you live in a dorm, low-rent Lurch? 33:12.875 --> 33:14.541 Whatever. You basically live in a hostel. 33:14.625 --> 33:16.583 -My room is three times bigger, so… -Yeah? 33:16.666 --> 33:18.333 -Whip it out. Let's see. -Come and get it. 33:18.416 --> 33:20.416 Just lay this motherfucker out and get it over with! 33:20.500 --> 33:22.083 -Come on. -Okay, I'm standing right here. 33:22.166 --> 33:23.791 Let's go. Bro, are you kidding me? 33:23.875 --> 33:26.041 -I'm right here, fool! -Shit, man. He's asking for it! 33:26.125 --> 33:27.333 Fuck! 33:28.875 --> 33:29.708 Just… 33:30.458 --> 33:31.833 -Give me that. -Hey! 33:31.916 --> 33:34.250 To sign, you douche with hair. 33:34.333 --> 33:35.791 Okay, sign it, then. 33:37.375 --> 33:38.208 Here. 33:39.708 --> 33:43.583 You tell the police anything, we'll definitely be back to see you again. 33:43.666 --> 33:46.833 Then we're all coming, and the happy ending is from you 33:47.333 --> 33:48.416 from the mouth. 33:48.500 --> 33:51.708 Bhai… you mean his mouth or our mouth? 33:56.416 --> 33:58.083 His mouth, dumbass. 33:59.791 --> 34:00.625 Sign it. 34:07.208 --> 34:08.250 Baboons. 34:08.333 --> 34:09.833 Baboon? 34:11.125 --> 34:13.583 Fucking, fucking bastard. 34:17.458 --> 34:19.208 It's no joke. I was attacked, Ajay. 34:20.916 --> 34:22.125 If you were in my shoes now-- 34:22.208 --> 34:24.083 Then he'd still be stuck in my contract. 34:25.791 --> 34:27.541 This is not my fault. 34:29.083 --> 34:31.750 And this is not the launch I want for my daughter. 34:32.791 --> 34:34.125 Ajay, would you please try to-- 34:34.208 --> 34:36.083 The deal was simple, Freddy. 34:37.375 --> 34:39.833 If Karan does this film with Aasmaan in it, 34:40.791 --> 34:42.291 then I'm not doing yours. 34:44.791 --> 34:46.541 Don't do this, man. You can't. 34:47.416 --> 34:49.125 My entire funding will get yanked. 34:50.333 --> 34:51.708 If you don't do my movie, 34:52.791 --> 34:54.416 my investor will pull out. 34:57.583 --> 34:59.166 I'll lose my company. 34:59.666 --> 35:01.708 My father's legacy, Ajay. 35:01.791 --> 35:04.625 All his hard work. His last vestige. 35:09.208 --> 35:11.000 Thirty fucking years, Ajay. 35:13.000 --> 35:14.583 You can't do this to me, man. 35:22.875 --> 35:23.708 But, Freddy… 35:27.416 --> 35:28.666 …I just did. 35:38.875 --> 35:40.833 He's still doing Karan's film. 35:40.916 --> 35:42.541 I'll find another way. 35:42.625 --> 35:44.375 What did Ajay say about it? 35:44.458 --> 35:46.125 He's lost his fucking mind. m.