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Excuse me.

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You have Wi-Fi?

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-Yes, we have it.
-Because I need your connection.

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Nice typing.

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I also type. Here and there… sometimes.

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You sure about this?

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-No.
-Come…

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Yes, Aasmaan. For the 85th time now.

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Just talk to Freddy about Karan's offer
and be straightforward.

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He's a businessman. He'll understand.

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You think so?

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Hi, guys.
Freddy, uh, will see you shortly.

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But I thought he just went into a meeting.

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Won't take that long.

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Fuck you! Fuck your contract!

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-Who the hell does he think he is?
-Hey, that guy's been in stuff, right?

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Who said that?

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Huh?

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Who the hell was that?

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Jaraj Saxena, motherfucker!
That's who I am!

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You drop this?

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No, sir.

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You dropped it. You come get it.

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Go on.

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Pick it up.

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Aasmaan.

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Just two minutes.

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Jeejeebhoy.

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Hey.

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What was that?

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It's just, well, um,
even though Jaraj was under contract,

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he decided to take a meeting
with another producer.

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And Freddy, sir,
he really didn't like that.

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And ever since, the poor guy's
been locked up in our contract.

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Fifteen years later.

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No.

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I would never come in the way
of such an opportunity, Aasmaan.

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You can do Karan's picture.

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I'll put his contract on hold.

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See that?

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Sir, I tried to explain it to her.
You're super chill.

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-She didn't trust it.
-Is that so?

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Oh, not like that, sir.

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You know how it is
when it comes to contracts.

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Mm-hmm.

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But thank you for understanding.

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Why are you thanking me?

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As his star power rises,

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so does my bank balance.

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But after this, he belongs to me.

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Or I won't be so… chill.

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Fuckin' number one

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Like a phoenix I rise again

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I can't stop, I'm in overdrive

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I'll make the whole world say my name

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No I have never felt more alive

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I don't really care

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What you say

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The throne is mine

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You've gotta kiss it goodbye

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They say I'm bad
I'll have to change my ways

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But these habits of mine
Will just never die

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Here we go again

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Ain't no way I'm done

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The whole world in my hands

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I'll be fuckin' number one

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Yeah, I'll be fuckin' number one

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You know I'm fuckin' number one

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I gotta say,

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as manager, this is the wrong decision.

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You should do Aaraamzaade, okay?

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It's an amazing fuckin' franchise, bro.
Come on.

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Do it.

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Check this out, Aasmaan.

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Hmm?

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You got an offer for a commercial.

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Mansmooth.

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"Hey, dude, be cool for us."

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Man, I'm not doing this stuff.
I'll look stupid. Take this.

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-It's a lot of money on the line.
-I don't want it.

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Come on!

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You're not doing Mansmooth either?
I don't get it.

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Bro, those guys make the most
awesome lotion around.

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Really? You use it, then?

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Probably every night. Right?

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-Hey, who are you to--
-Look ahead!

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Can I please call you later, sister?

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I'm sorry. It's an emergency, Avtar.

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Uncle. Back in the game, huh?

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Is Aasmaan there with you?

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-Yes, sister-in-law.
-Is Mummy on the phone?

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Uh, wait, don't tell him
I'm on the phone. Okay, please?

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-I don't know.
-Let me talk to Mom.

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-I can't do that. It's my sister-in-law.
-Dude, what?

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Bobby Singh. My friend from Ludhiana.

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You don't even know him. Scram!

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You think you know
all my friends, Aasmaan? Jeez!

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Hey, Bobby, you fucker.

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Avtar?

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Yes, I'm sorry, Neeta. What's wrong?

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I'm at the hospital, and…

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…Rajat's health keeps on worsening, Avtar.

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A liver transplant is the only hope.

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I might have to sell the house.

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Just don't talk about it
to Aasmaan, please?

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Don't you worry, all right?

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No power in the world could make
Avtar Singh spill his guts to anyone.

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Aasmaan, your father is thinking
of selling the fucking house.

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He's totally lost it!

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What do you mean, Uncle?

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Uncle, they'd sell you
before they sell this house.

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Well, guess what, kid? I'll tell ya.

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If selling me could get a new liver,
then do it!

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New liver?

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Hey, what are you doing?

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-Getting them on the phone.
-I promised your mother I wouldn't tell.

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She'll kill me with her bare hands.

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-Why are you all hiding?
-No, wait. Wait! Wait!

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She didn't want you
to be upset about it. That's all.

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If he dies, I'm gonna be upset about it.

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Mansmooth.

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Pen.

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Does anyone have a…

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This is his manager?

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-She doesn't even have a pen!
-Got it, got it, got it.

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Got it. Here we go. Got a pen.

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We got a pen.

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Sanya, hurry. Let's get in here.

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Sorry.

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A bit late, no?

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Going up.

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Elevator's slow, isn't it?

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Time does go slow when you're embarrassed.

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Sorry about that.

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I got worked up by the whole thing.
Said a bit too much.

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A bit too much?

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All right, a lot.

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But thank you… for not being an asshole.

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I mean, I can still make that happen.

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I just said I was sorry. Come on.

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I mean, do you want me to bow to you?

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Actually, yeah. That would be nice.

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Sorry.

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All right, so why are you here?

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I was really bored, you know.
Big house, Mercedes.

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So I hit the elevator for fun.

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That's a really good line. Who wrote that?

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Some asshole.

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Oh, I see you've already met.

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Aasmaan, Karishma,
meet your new costar. Come.

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-Karan, when are you coming over next?
-When Ajay stops being so boring.

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-I'm gonna tell him.
-You must.

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-Good morning, sir.
-Morning.

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He shoves his hands into the eye socket
and pulls the eyeball out,

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and gives it to the lover.

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It's not my usual cup of coffee.

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It starts off as a regular love story.

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And then it gets
into this revenge, action, drama.

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Wow. Jeez, sir.

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Sitting here and watching you like this,
it's like a childhood dream.

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A dream come true.

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Hey, how much are you gonna
kiss my ass, Aasmaan?

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You've already got the part. Move.

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Sir, I--

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Sit, sit. Let's get right to work.
And the scripts!

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And here's the marketing plan.

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After the showdown at the roundtable,

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Aasmaan and Karishma
spark up a fiery romance.

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I can already see the headlines.

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Sameer's not gonna be happy.

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He should've known
before dating an actress.

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Anyway, after entering the industry,
everyone upgrades.

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Upgrade?

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He's my boyfriend, Karan, not an iPhone.

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He's not an iPhone.

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Android.

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And the Nokia laughs, "Hee-hee!"

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Anyway, chop-chop. Get outta here.

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And pose for the paps.
I paid for them. I run the world.

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-Bye, sir.
-Bye, Karan.

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Madam! Over here!

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-Okay.
-Pose! Pose!

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-Madam, hey! Pose!
-Over here!

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-How was the meeting?
-It was good.

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A revenge drama and a love story.

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Smile! Smile! Come on!

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They're here to see you.

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I'm on it.

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Sir, one together, please!

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Sir, just one of you two, together!

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-Karishma.
-Hi.

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How you getting home? Need a ride?

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Thank you, but I'm good.

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-Right here!
-Please, Aasmaan!

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Hi, Sameer!

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Hey, K.

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This is Aasmaan. He's in the film with me.

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Hi, Sameer. How are ya?

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-Hey, bro. How's it goin'?
-Great.

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-Ma'am, give us a reaction.
-Aasmaan.

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The other day, you were happy to pose.

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Ma'am, why get all that plastic surgery
and then hide?

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Right here! Please! Come on! Come on!

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Come on! Get outta the way!

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-What the hell are you doing?
-Forget it, Karishma.

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Don't stoop to their level.

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You got your reaction.
That's what you wanted, right?

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Karishma, get in the car.
What are you doing?

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You want another one?

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Try me. Go on.

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Karishma, get in.

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Karishma, are you deaf?
Get in the fucking car.

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You guys got that, right?
That asshole's done.

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What?

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You tell me, Sameer.

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I told you to get in the fucking car.

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-Stop the car right now.
-Just chill.

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Stop the fucking… Stop the car.

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No, no, please.

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Just… calm down.

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I'm sorry, okay?

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Don't ever talk to me like that.

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Babe.

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You know it's not easy for me
to share you with the world.

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Even after all these years.

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What do you want me
to do about it, Sameer?

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This is my work.

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This is my life, and I love it.

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And I love you.

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So, please, let's not fight, okay?

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Okay.

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And?

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-And?
-And?

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-You know I love you.
-Ooh!

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Too late.

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Bride and groom, you may circle the fire.

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-Ugh!
-What is it?

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Yuck!

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-Reshma, what?
-I can't.

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No, why?

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Smooth!

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Hey, dude. Be smooth.

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For a good mood.

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That's cheating though.

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Mansmooth lotion
should be your only choice,

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or your girl might leave ya.

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Cut!

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Are you crazy?

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I'm damn happy that you said yes.

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Mansmooth.

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Aamir and Rajamouli.

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-Two geniuses, together.
-But it's apples and oranges.

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Must be having the most
awesome, creative conversation.

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It's a very fundamental question.

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Idli… idli sambar or vada-pav?

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Is that even a question?

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It is vada-pav. The whole world knows it.

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Shot-taking, filmmaking.

00:13:56.291 --> 00:13:58.541 align:center
You have idli on one side,
you have vada-pav on one side.

00:13:58.625 --> 00:14:01.750 align:center
-And the light is being hit from above.
-Even if you look at it from that point.

00:14:03.250 --> 00:14:04.250 align:center
It's idli sambar.

00:14:04.333 --> 00:14:05.750 align:center
Did he just say, "idli"?

00:14:06.250 --> 00:14:07.625 align:center
Italy.

00:14:07.708 --> 00:14:10.166 align:center
They're probably gonna make
their next movie in Italy somewhere.

00:14:10.250 --> 00:14:11.916 align:center
Have you ever traveled to Pune?

00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:14.291 align:center
Sir, in Pune,
they have the best idli sambar.

00:14:15.291 --> 00:14:16.541 align:center
-I'm telling you.
-Actually, no.

00:14:16.625 --> 00:14:19.041 align:center
-Best idli sambar.
-I hope no one hears what you're saying.

00:14:19.125 --> 00:14:20.375 align:center
-The texture…
-Excuse me, sir.

00:14:20.458 --> 00:14:22.625 align:center
-The shot is ready.
-Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.

00:14:22.708 --> 00:14:23.875 align:center
The conversation is not over.

00:14:23.958 --> 00:14:26.166 align:center
Doesn't mean we're agreeing to your point.

00:14:26.250 --> 00:14:27.958 align:center
-It is… It is, vada-pav.
-Yes. No, no.

00:14:28.041 --> 00:14:29.875 align:center
-We will continue.
-No, no. Yes. We'll continue.

00:14:29.958 --> 00:14:31.458 align:center
It is VP.

00:14:33.750 --> 00:14:36.250 align:center
-Can we say hi?
-Can we what? We don't know him.

00:14:38.041 --> 00:14:39.250 align:center
Hey, "Revolver." Come here.

00:14:39.333 --> 00:14:40.666 align:center
-He's talking to you.
-Me?

00:14:43.333 --> 00:14:44.500 align:center
Idli or vada-pav?

00:14:45.958 --> 00:14:47.666 align:center
Don't think. Idli sambar or vada-pav?

00:14:48.250 --> 00:14:49.125 align:center
Vada-pav, sir.

00:14:52.458 --> 00:14:54.875 align:center
-Seriously, dude?
-Idli sambar, sir. Idli sambar.

00:14:54.958 --> 00:14:56.125 align:center
-Get lost.
-Idli sambar, sir.

00:14:56.208 --> 00:14:57.416 align:center
-I didn't…
-Go on, just…

00:14:57.958 --> 00:15:00.708 align:center
-You couldn't have said idli?
-How was I supposed to know which to pick?

00:15:00.791 --> 00:15:02.041 align:center
-It's food. It's personal.
-Hey.

00:15:02.833 --> 00:15:04.208 align:center
Idli sambar or vada-pav?

00:15:08.666 --> 00:15:11.583 align:center
Aasmaan, we need to leave
for the airport. You've got five minutes.

00:15:11.666 --> 00:15:13.375 align:center
-Here, man. Uncle?
-Mmm.

00:15:13.458 --> 00:15:15.416 align:center
-You eat?
-Yeah. I got something packed.

00:15:15.500 --> 00:15:17.125 align:center
When do you get back from Delhi?

00:15:17.208 --> 00:15:19.250 align:center
-What do I know, dude?
-Here, take this.

00:15:19.333 --> 00:15:20.666 align:center
-What's that?
-A present.

00:15:24.458 --> 00:15:25.916 align:center
-Cash.
-You'll save on tax.

00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:27.500 align:center
More money for your father.

00:15:28.666 --> 00:15:29.500 align:center
You're a real G.

00:15:30.791 --> 00:15:32.416 align:center
-For real.
-Okay, okay. Hurry.

00:15:32.500 --> 00:15:34.416 align:center
Aasmaan, Aasmaan.
Listen to this, all right?

00:15:34.500 --> 00:15:37.416 align:center
Just share it on WhatsApp. He can listen
on the flight before he gets there.

00:15:37.500 --> 00:15:39.666 align:center
-Just two minutes.
-This is Uncle's comeback. Put it on.

00:15:39.750 --> 00:15:40.583 align:center
Later!

00:15:40.666 --> 00:15:41.875 align:center
No, we wanna hear it now.

00:15:41.958 --> 00:15:43.333 align:center
-Please sit.
-Here we go.

00:15:50.166 --> 00:15:51.500 align:center
Nice start, huh?

00:16:07.375 --> 00:16:09.083 align:center
Oh, hey. Listen to this part.

00:16:10.875 --> 00:16:11.875 align:center
Excuse me, sir.

00:16:11.958 --> 00:16:13.291 align:center
Badshah is here to meet you now.

00:16:13.375 --> 00:16:14.625 align:center
Oh, Badshah.

00:16:15.458 --> 00:16:17.166 align:center
Hi, Badshah, bro.

00:16:17.250 --> 00:16:18.375 align:center
Hi, big fan.

00:16:18.458 --> 00:16:20.875 align:center
No way. I'm your fan, dude.

00:16:21.916 --> 00:16:23.458 align:center
Revolver? Killed it.

00:16:23.541 --> 00:16:24.791 align:center
Thank you. That means the world.

00:16:24.875 --> 00:16:27.541 align:center
I just wanna say hi.
I'm here for a shoot. The shot's ready.

00:16:27.625 --> 00:16:29.041 align:center
-Okay.
-I'm gonna head out.

00:16:29.125 --> 00:16:31.291 align:center
Thanks for turning off that song, man.

00:16:31.916 --> 00:16:34.583 align:center
My ears were bleeding
like a fucking stuck pig.

00:16:34.666 --> 00:16:36.375 align:center
Gotta take care of these bad boys, man.

00:16:36.458 --> 00:16:37.750 align:center
Right.

00:16:37.833 --> 00:16:39.750 align:center
Badshah, um, that's Uncle Avtar.

00:16:39.833 --> 00:16:41.750 align:center
-Uncle, meet Badshah.
-Oh! 'Sup with it, Unc?

00:16:42.333 --> 00:16:43.416 align:center
Mm.

00:16:44.041 --> 00:16:45.416 align:center
-Hey, how are you?
-Hey, hi.

00:16:45.500 --> 00:16:46.916 align:center
-Good. How are you doing?
-I'm well.

00:16:47.000 --> 00:16:48.416 align:center
Hey.

00:16:49.791 --> 00:16:50.666 align:center
I'm gonna go, dude.

00:16:51.166 --> 00:16:52.083 align:center
-Okay, cool.
-Yes, sir.

00:16:52.166 --> 00:16:53.541 align:center
Balls on you, Badshah.

00:16:54.541 --> 00:16:55.666 align:center
-You say something?
-No!

00:16:55.750 --> 00:16:57.875 align:center
Yes! Abby is still your manager, right?

00:16:57.958 --> 00:16:59.041 align:center
-You know him?
-Of course.

00:16:59.125 --> 00:17:00.625 align:center
I'll call him. We'll set something up.

00:17:00.708 --> 00:17:02.541 align:center
-Let's collaborate.
-Absolutely. Sounds great.

00:17:02.625 --> 00:17:03.458 align:center
-See you.
-Bye.

00:17:03.541 --> 00:17:04.375 align:center
-Bye.
-Bye.

00:17:04.458 --> 00:17:05.458 align:center
Peace out, Uncle.

00:17:05.541 --> 00:17:06.541 align:center
Namaste.

00:17:06.625 --> 00:17:07.875 align:center
Let's collaborate.

00:17:10.208 --> 00:17:11.666 align:center
Update your playlist.

00:17:11.750 --> 00:17:14.083 align:center
That music, my granny
wouldn't even listen to that shit.

00:17:14.625 --> 00:17:15.583 align:center
-Come on.
-See you, man.

00:17:15.666 --> 00:17:16.833 align:center
-See you later.
-Let's kill it.

00:17:16.916 --> 00:17:17.750 align:center
"Revolver."

00:17:17.833 --> 00:17:19.083 align:center
Come on, man. Come on.

00:17:19.166 --> 00:17:20.000 align:center
Bye.

00:17:20.958 --> 00:17:23.083 align:center
Uncle, were you just
trash-talking Badshah? Seriously?

00:17:23.166 --> 00:17:25.208 align:center
You should all pin your noses to his ass.

00:17:25.291 --> 00:17:27.416 align:center
If you don't leave,
you'll be late for your flight.

00:17:27.500 --> 00:17:29.708 align:center
Uncle, man,
I was really feeling those tracks.

00:17:29.791 --> 00:17:32.291 align:center
-And you're right. Balls on Badshah.
-Will you shut your mouth?

00:17:32.375 --> 00:17:34.333 align:center
-Come on, Parvaiz.
-Yeah.

00:17:34.833 --> 00:17:37.000 align:center
-Okay, Uncle, bye.
-Bye.

00:17:37.750 --> 00:17:39.416 align:center
Have a safe ride, guys.

00:17:40.500 --> 00:17:42.916 align:center
You know, I was thinking.
That song you wrote, might actually--

00:17:43.000 --> 00:17:44.666 align:center
You wanna try to teach me too?

00:17:45.250 --> 00:17:49.208 align:center
Huh? Maybe it's because my song
isn't on the pop charts.

00:17:49.291 --> 00:17:51.166 align:center
This… This.

00:17:52.166 --> 00:17:53.500 align:center
I was just…

00:18:07.708 --> 00:18:09.333 align:center
Aasmaan? Really?

00:18:09.416 --> 00:18:10.250 align:center
Yeah.

00:18:10.333 --> 00:18:13.416 align:center
Even I thought we needed a bigger star,
but then I saw their chemistry.

00:18:13.500 --> 00:18:14.666 align:center
Fucking unreal.

00:18:14.750 --> 00:18:15.958 align:center
You mean the roundtable?

00:18:16.041 --> 00:18:17.250 align:center
You don't get it, Ajay.

00:18:17.333 --> 00:18:19.958 align:center
Love-hate, hate-love. It's all chemistry.

00:18:20.041 --> 00:18:21.416 align:center
Fuck chemistry. All right?

00:18:21.500 --> 00:18:23.875 align:center
Come on. It's my kid's first film.
Think about the box office.

00:18:23.958 --> 00:18:26.375 align:center
You know Ranveer's the right choice.

00:18:26.458 --> 00:18:27.958 align:center
You really think Ajay Talvar's daughter

00:18:28.041 --> 00:18:30.416 align:center
needs Ranveer Singh
to get an opening? Huh?

00:18:30.500 --> 00:18:33.833 align:center
You're gonna do a 100-million-film
with two newcomers as the stars?

00:18:33.916 --> 00:18:36.791 align:center
You must be out of your mind.
This is a huge gamble, Karan.

00:18:36.875 --> 00:18:38.333 align:center
Yeah, it's a gamble.

00:18:38.416 --> 00:18:42.583 align:center
But this is a Karan Johar film,
and I'm betting on myself.

00:18:42.666 --> 00:18:44.333 align:center
So you won't listen to reason?

00:18:44.416 --> 00:18:45.458 align:center
Ajay,

00:18:45.958 --> 00:18:47.875 align:center
you know how much I love a newcomer.

00:18:50.666 --> 00:18:52.416 align:center
Fucking bitch.

00:18:53.791 --> 00:18:56.333 align:center
Listen, come fast.
My parents are dipping. We'll smoke one.

00:18:57.500 --> 00:18:58.875 align:center
Hey, I have everything. No.

00:19:00.083 --> 00:19:01.500 align:center
-Shut up, you dumbass.
-Ma'am?

00:19:01.583 --> 00:19:03.791 align:center
-Hmm?
-Dolce black or Gucci black?

00:19:03.875 --> 00:19:05.416 align:center
You know it's both, Pushpa.

00:19:05.500 --> 00:19:07.083 align:center
-Yes.
-Put both in my suitcase, quick.

00:19:07.166 --> 00:19:08.125 align:center
Okay, ma'am.

00:19:08.208 --> 00:19:11.208 align:center
Shaumik. I'm not gonna
tell you this again, okay? Go and pack.

00:19:11.291 --> 00:19:12.333 align:center
I told you, I'm not going.

00:19:12.916 --> 00:19:14.916 align:center
I don't care if he's getting
a Padma Bhush. Whatever.

00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:16.833 align:center
I'm not going to come.

00:19:16.916 --> 00:19:18.000 align:center
Well then, don't come.

00:19:18.958 --> 00:19:21.291 align:center
I wouldn't wanna inconvenience you.

00:19:21.375 --> 00:19:23.291 align:center
-Ajay, take it easy.
-No, Anu.

00:19:23.375 --> 00:19:25.125 align:center
If he doesn't want to, let him stay home.

00:19:25.208 --> 00:19:26.250 align:center
Fine, fine, I'll come.

00:19:27.375 --> 00:19:28.875 align:center
Friggin' guilt trip.

00:19:33.250 --> 00:19:34.583 align:center
What did Karan say?

00:19:34.666 --> 00:19:36.000 align:center
He's using the new kid.

00:19:36.583 --> 00:19:39.250 align:center
That shameless Aasmaan?
Instead of Ranveer?

00:19:40.958 --> 00:19:43.041 align:center
Do you think she should even do this film?

00:19:43.125 --> 00:19:44.666 align:center
Honestly, Anu,

00:19:45.500 --> 00:19:46.500 align:center
I don't think so.

00:19:47.291 --> 00:19:48.750 align:center
It's Karan's film, guys.

00:19:49.541 --> 00:19:51.166 align:center
It's a great script.

00:19:51.250 --> 00:19:53.875 align:center
And Aasmaan's film
just killed at the box office.

00:19:53.958 --> 00:19:55.500 align:center
I am doing this film.

00:19:55.583 --> 00:19:59.291 align:center
-You guys can't keep telling me I'm--
-Okay. You don't need to get so angry.

00:19:59.958 --> 00:20:01.958 align:center
Your mom and me were just discussing.

00:20:02.041 --> 00:20:03.291 align:center
I mean, it's your future.

00:20:03.875 --> 00:20:06.625 align:center
Oh, but when you go
out of town for rehearsals,

00:20:07.125 --> 00:20:08.250 align:center
you're taking Sukhi with you.

00:20:08.333 --> 00:20:10.000 align:center
I'm not taking Sukhi.

00:20:10.083 --> 00:20:11.625 align:center
Papa, he's too noticeable.

00:20:11.708 --> 00:20:12.708 align:center
Karishma.

00:20:12.791 --> 00:20:14.583 align:center
No discussion.

00:20:14.666 --> 00:20:16.291 align:center
Mama, I can't find my underwear again.

00:20:16.375 --> 00:20:17.750 align:center
Just wear diapers.

00:20:17.833 --> 00:20:20.041 align:center
"Just wear diapers."
It was one time, okay?

00:20:20.125 --> 00:20:21.416 align:center
No, it wasn't.

00:20:22.000 --> 00:20:23.375 align:center
Must be these servants.

00:20:23.458 --> 00:20:26.000 align:center
They steal everything, man.

00:20:26.875 --> 00:20:30.291 align:center
Why do they have to be
so fucking poor? Pushpa!

00:20:30.375 --> 00:20:32.166 align:center
-Yes?
-Fuck!

00:20:33.083 --> 00:20:34.458 align:center
Coming!

00:20:35.041 --> 00:20:36.500 align:center
Where's my underwear?

00:20:37.958 --> 00:20:40.291 align:center
My underwear. Why are you looking down?

00:20:40.791 --> 00:20:41.791 align:center
Idiot.

00:20:42.291 --> 00:20:43.583 align:center
-All good?
-Yeah.

00:20:43.666 --> 00:20:47.250 align:center
It's Ajay Talvar! Sir! Hello, sir! Sir!

00:20:47.333 --> 00:20:49.375 align:center
Hello, sir! Sir!

00:20:49.875 --> 00:20:51.791 align:center
-"Hello, sir."
-Shut up!

00:20:56.958 --> 00:20:58.125 align:center
What's going on?

00:20:58.208 --> 00:21:00.541 align:center
It's Freddy. I told him no
over and over again.

00:21:00.625 --> 00:21:02.250 align:center
He's still after me to do Sailab 2.

00:21:02.333 --> 00:21:04.291 align:center
It's okay. Relax.

00:21:04.375 --> 00:21:07.750 align:center
-Don't stress. You'll figure it out.
-But he won't stop calling me.

00:21:08.250 --> 00:21:09.166 align:center
Good evening, sir.

00:21:09.250 --> 00:21:11.791 align:center
I'm sorry to inform you,
but there's been a 40-minute delay.

00:21:11.875 --> 00:21:13.791 align:center
We should've just flown private.

00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:17.583 align:center
Papa, I'm gonna go check out duty-free.

00:21:17.666 --> 00:21:19.041 align:center
Any of you guys wanna come?

00:21:19.125 --> 00:21:21.000 align:center
-Just take Sukhi with you.
-'Kay.

00:21:21.666 --> 00:21:22.500 align:center
You wanna come?

00:21:23.291 --> 00:21:25.333 align:center
Duty-free is for servants.

00:21:30.750 --> 00:21:31.750 align:center
Aasmaan?

00:21:33.916 --> 00:21:35.750 align:center
Um, might you be stalking me?

00:21:35.833 --> 00:21:36.958 align:center
Is it that obvious?

00:21:39.000 --> 00:21:40.208 align:center
What are you doing here?

00:21:40.708 --> 00:21:42.250 align:center
I'm, uh, I gotta train.

00:21:42.875 --> 00:21:43.833 align:center
Very funny.

00:21:43.916 --> 00:21:46.333 align:center
-Yeah, um, where you off to?
-Delhi.

00:21:46.416 --> 00:21:49.166 align:center
My dad's getting a Padma Bhushan,
so we're all going.

00:21:49.250 --> 00:21:50.208 align:center
Moral support.

00:21:50.291 --> 00:21:51.583 align:center
-Hmm.
-And you?

00:21:52.708 --> 00:21:54.250 align:center
My dad's getting a new liver.

00:21:54.333 --> 00:21:55.625 align:center
I'm just going home.

00:21:56.208 --> 00:21:57.375 align:center
Life support.

00:21:57.458 --> 00:21:59.208 align:center
Shit, I'm so sorry.

00:21:59.958 --> 00:22:01.500 align:center
Please let me know if you need anything.

00:22:02.083 --> 00:22:03.000 align:center
Thank you.

00:22:04.250 --> 00:22:06.541 align:center
Actually, I should be thanking you.

00:22:06.625 --> 00:22:07.458 align:center
Oh?

00:22:07.541 --> 00:22:09.458 align:center
That paparazzi thing at Dharma.

00:22:10.041 --> 00:22:11.750 align:center
I just wanted to thank…

00:22:11.833 --> 00:22:13.875 align:center
Ah, man, are you kidding?
That was nothing.

00:22:13.958 --> 00:22:16.333 align:center
I would have behaved the same way
for my mom or sister.

00:22:16.916 --> 00:22:18.666 align:center
Do I remind you
of your mother or your sister?

00:22:18.750 --> 00:22:21.583 align:center
Well, maybe,
but my mother is a lot more gorgeous.

00:22:22.958 --> 00:22:24.458 align:center
And I could be your brother.

00:22:24.541 --> 00:22:26.750 align:center
Oh, please. My brother is enough.

00:22:26.833 --> 00:22:31.125 align:center
Jet flight 6W21 to Delhi
is ready for departure.

00:22:31.208 --> 00:22:32.041 align:center
That's me.

00:22:32.125 --> 00:22:34.416 align:center
-Uh, see you soon.
-Okay.

00:22:34.500 --> 00:22:35.750 align:center
-Bye.
-Bye.

00:22:37.458 --> 00:22:38.375 align:center
Are you buying that?

00:22:41.333 --> 00:22:42.708 align:center
I'm not buying it.

00:22:43.291 --> 00:22:44.791 align:center
You see how much it costs?

00:22:49.625 --> 00:22:50.458 align:center
Bye.

00:22:55.708 --> 00:22:56.833 align:center
Madam, are you interested?

00:22:56.916 --> 00:22:58.041 align:center
Huh?

00:22:58.125 --> 00:23:00.250 align:center
The perfume. Would you like one?

00:23:00.333 --> 00:23:02.208 align:center
No thanks. Let's go.

00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:12.750 align:center
Have some curd with your khichdi.

00:23:12.833 --> 00:23:15.458 align:center
Hey, you haven't even started eating yet?

00:23:16.583 --> 00:23:19.166 align:center
What are you doing?
You have to eat, Rajat.

00:23:19.250 --> 00:23:20.958 align:center
I'm not hungry, Neeta.

00:23:21.041 --> 00:23:23.458 align:center
What do you mean you're not hungry?
Give me that.

00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:24.833 align:center
Here.

00:23:28.375 --> 00:23:30.125 align:center
Who is here this late at night?

00:23:30.208 --> 00:23:31.833 align:center
I'll find out. You eat.

00:23:39.541 --> 00:23:42.208 align:center
Aasmaan! Ah, what are you doing here?

00:23:43.041 --> 00:23:44.500 align:center
-Well, I'll just leave, then.
-What?

00:23:44.583 --> 00:23:46.250 align:center
Get inside.

00:23:47.500 --> 00:23:49.000 align:center
-How are you?
-I'm doing good.

00:23:49.083 --> 00:23:50.583 align:center
-How are you?
-I'm fine, dear.

00:23:50.666 --> 00:23:51.500 align:center
Papa?

00:23:51.583 --> 00:23:53.875 align:center
-He's having dinner. Come sit.
-Papa?

00:23:55.083 --> 00:23:57.500 align:center
-Where'd you come from, kid?
-Uh, I just miss you guys.

00:23:59.083 --> 00:24:01.041 align:center
-How are you?
-I'm good.

00:24:01.125 --> 00:24:03.125 align:center
Amazing, you've lost even more weight.

00:24:03.208 --> 00:24:06.000 align:center
-Because of the khichdi your mom makes.
-You should eat more of it.

00:24:06.083 --> 00:24:07.791 align:center
Oh, yum. You made khichdi?

00:24:07.875 --> 00:24:09.125 align:center
I wanna eat too.

00:24:09.208 --> 00:24:10.583 align:center
Don't put your fingers in that pot.

00:24:10.666 --> 00:24:12.125 align:center
-I'll serve myself.
-You just hang on!

00:24:12.208 --> 00:24:14.458 align:center
-Did you really come without eating?
-I can get it myself.

00:24:14.541 --> 00:24:16.791 align:center
Aasmaan, come on. I can make you a plate.

00:24:17.625 --> 00:24:18.500 align:center
Mummy?

00:24:20.208 --> 00:24:21.333 align:center
What this?

00:24:24.750 --> 00:24:26.250 align:center
Aasmaan, this is a lot of money! I--

00:24:26.333 --> 00:24:27.708 align:center
Sh.

00:24:27.791 --> 00:24:28.708 align:center
How…

00:24:32.916 --> 00:24:33.750 align:center
Mmm.

00:24:33.833 --> 00:24:35.583 align:center
Homemade khichdi.

00:24:35.666 --> 00:24:36.500 align:center
Man.

00:24:37.625 --> 00:24:39.375 align:center
Didn't miss this at all.

00:24:39.458 --> 00:24:40.416 align:center
-Oh, yeah?
-Come on now.

00:24:40.500 --> 00:24:41.416 align:center
Shut up and eat.

00:24:41.500 --> 00:24:42.708 align:center
Oh, listen.

00:24:42.791 --> 00:24:44.625 align:center
I can't get home
for Diwali this year, guys.

00:24:44.708 --> 00:24:46.916 align:center
You can't?
The whole family's coming. Really?

00:24:47.000 --> 00:24:50.333 align:center
It's just, I've got set dates.
Karan Johar's new film, so…

00:24:50.416 --> 00:24:52.125 align:center
What? Then you booked the part?

00:24:52.208 --> 00:24:53.500 align:center
Yeah, I booked it.

00:24:53.583 --> 00:24:55.875 align:center
When are you shooting?

00:24:55.958 --> 00:24:57.708 align:center
Well, a month and a half or so, I guess.

00:24:57.791 --> 00:24:59.291 align:center
Outdoor shots as well?

00:24:59.375 --> 00:25:00.958 align:center
Pretty likely in a Karan Johar film.

00:25:01.041 --> 00:25:02.375 align:center
-And who's your heroine?
-Karishma.

00:25:02.458 --> 00:25:04.916 align:center
-Karishma Talvar?
-Wow, Papa! Dang.

00:25:05.000 --> 00:25:06.166 align:center
They couldn't get Katrina?

00:25:06.250 --> 00:25:07.833 align:center
It's all good. We'll do the next one.

00:25:09.208 --> 00:25:11.875 align:center
Wow, you're doing big movies now.

00:25:11.958 --> 00:25:15.041 align:center
Do you really think I need to eat khichdi?
I mean, I don't want khichdi, man.

00:25:15.125 --> 00:25:17.125 align:center
-Mummy? I'm taking Dad out for a walk.
-Yeah?

00:25:17.916 --> 00:25:18.750 align:center
Good khichdi though.

00:25:19.625 --> 00:25:20.583 align:center
Okay, bye, Mummy.

00:25:20.666 --> 00:25:23.166 align:center
Hey, I haven't finished
my 10,000 steps today.

00:25:24.458 --> 00:25:25.500 align:center
Yo, Mishra-ji.

00:25:25.583 --> 00:25:27.333 align:center
Ah, the hero returns.

00:25:27.416 --> 00:25:29.875 align:center
-Oh, you're far too kind.
-Come on. Get over here.

00:25:30.583 --> 00:25:32.958 align:center
I still make sure
I keep your favorite gum.

00:25:33.041 --> 00:25:34.916 align:center
Uh, nah. Tonight…

00:25:36.291 --> 00:25:37.541 align:center
Yeah, I'll have that.

00:25:38.041 --> 00:25:40.708 align:center
What are you doing? You started smoking?

00:25:43.041 --> 00:25:45.416 align:center
Yeah, I'm gonna start drinking and drugs,
and all that too.

00:25:46.000 --> 00:25:48.666 align:center
But I'm not gonna tell you
'cause I don't wanna upset you, you know.

00:25:48.750 --> 00:25:50.208 align:center
How could I not be upset?

00:25:50.291 --> 00:25:52.458 align:center
You tell me.
How can I not be upset with you?

00:25:53.666 --> 00:25:56.166 align:center
Papa. I've heard everything.

00:25:56.250 --> 00:25:58.125 align:center
All of your health problems.

00:25:59.791 --> 00:26:01.250 align:center
Look at you, an adult.

00:26:01.333 --> 00:26:03.416 align:center
First, promise you won't
hide anything else, all right?

00:26:04.875 --> 00:26:05.791 align:center
Promise.

00:26:06.333 --> 00:26:07.250 align:center
Yes, I promise.

00:26:07.333 --> 00:26:09.333 align:center
Now give me the cigarette.

00:26:09.416 --> 00:26:11.125 align:center
-Give me the cigarette.
-Okay.

00:26:13.208 --> 00:26:14.166 align:center
Just a second.

00:26:15.125 --> 00:26:16.166 align:center
Hi, Freddy, sir.

00:26:16.250 --> 00:26:18.625 align:center
No, sir. I came to Delhi
to see my Mom and Dad.

00:26:19.208 --> 00:26:20.750 align:center
Uh, my dad's health was kinda…

00:26:20.833 --> 00:26:22.666 align:center
No, sir, he's fine now. He's… he's good.

00:26:25.375 --> 00:26:26.583 align:center
Um, now?

00:26:28.916 --> 00:26:31.625 align:center
Uh, yeah. Okay, sir.
I'm… I'm headed there, sir. I'll be there.

00:26:32.166 --> 00:26:33.291 align:center
Film City, right?

00:26:34.750 --> 00:26:36.083 align:center
Okay, sir. Okay.

00:26:36.625 --> 00:26:37.625 align:center
Okay.

00:26:39.375 --> 00:26:40.750 align:center
Sorry, Papa.

00:26:41.375 --> 00:26:42.541 align:center
I have to leave.

00:26:42.625 --> 00:26:43.833 align:center
Freddy's a scary dude.

00:26:43.916 --> 00:26:45.750 align:center
He keeps everyone on a tight leash.

00:26:45.833 --> 00:26:47.125 align:center
No worries, son.

00:26:47.875 --> 00:26:49.291 align:center
Go if you have to.

00:26:49.833 --> 00:26:52.958 align:center
But don't forget,
you'll meet a lot of people in this world

00:26:53.583 --> 00:26:55.250 align:center
who wanna bend you to their will.

00:26:56.458 --> 00:26:58.291 align:center
But always remember one thing.

00:26:58.875 --> 00:27:00.416 align:center
They can cut your head off,

00:27:01.458 --> 00:27:03.291 align:center
but it shall never bow down.

00:27:04.708 --> 00:27:06.958 align:center
And even when you're forced to bow down,

00:27:07.916 --> 00:27:10.708 align:center
then raise your head and look to the sky

00:27:11.375 --> 00:27:13.833 align:center
and be reminded of who you are.

00:27:15.375 --> 00:27:16.458 align:center
Aasmaan.

00:27:20.375 --> 00:27:22.208 align:center
Wow! That dialogue, brother.

00:27:22.291 --> 00:27:24.333 align:center
You ought to be the one in films.

00:27:25.333 --> 00:27:28.375 align:center
Yes, sir. The set is completely ready.
Just some painting left.

00:27:28.458 --> 00:27:30.250 align:center
It should've been done by now.

00:27:30.791 --> 00:27:32.541 align:center
Wasn't this room supposed to be blue?

00:27:32.625 --> 00:27:33.916 align:center
Why the fuck is it pink?

00:27:35.125 --> 00:27:36.083 align:center
Fuchsia, you mean.

00:27:36.875 --> 00:27:37.958 align:center
But I get it.

00:27:38.458 --> 00:27:42.791 align:center
Trust me, Freddy. This just suits the mood
of the room better. You know?

00:27:42.875 --> 00:27:44.041 align:center
It's a boy's room.

00:27:45.125 --> 00:27:47.625 align:center
Yeah, and it's the 21st century.

00:27:47.708 --> 00:27:50.500 align:center
Gender norms are so passé,
and I really think you should--

00:27:50.583 --> 00:27:51.916 align:center
Do I pay you to think?

00:27:53.791 --> 00:27:55.416 align:center
As a matter of fact, sir,

00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:57.125 align:center
you do, actually.

00:27:57.208 --> 00:27:59.583 align:center
A film is a collaborative effort.

00:27:59.666 --> 00:28:00.791 align:center
Not my films.

00:28:00.875 --> 00:28:03.083 align:center
Sir, she is the new production designer.

00:28:03.166 --> 00:28:05.166 align:center
She doesn't think before she speaks.

00:28:05.250 --> 00:28:07.916 align:center
But she just told me
that I paid her to think.

00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:09.333 align:center
That's what you said, right?

00:28:11.083 --> 00:28:11.916 align:center
Fatty?

00:28:13.416 --> 00:28:15.791 align:center
You… you can't say that. It's harassment.

00:28:15.875 --> 00:28:17.000 align:center
No.

00:28:17.625 --> 00:28:18.666 align:center
It's the truth.

00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:23.625 align:center
Now paint this room blue
in the next five minutes, and maybe

00:28:24.375 --> 00:28:25.791 align:center
I'll let you keep your job.

00:28:25.875 --> 00:28:27.250 align:center
So generous!

00:28:27.333 --> 00:28:29.833 align:center
So kind, isn't he? Sir, you're so kind.

00:28:29.916 --> 00:28:32.083 align:center
Oi! Take your damn job.

00:28:32.166 --> 00:28:34.083 align:center
I don't need it. I fucking quit.

00:28:34.666 --> 00:28:36.916 align:center
There's a right and a wrong way
to talk to a lady.

00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:40.000 align:center
And you, Mr. Sodawallah,
have crossed every line there is.

00:28:40.083 --> 00:28:42.250 align:center
You will pay for this.
You won't get away with it.

00:28:42.333 --> 00:28:44.833 align:center
Don't you point
that fucking sausage at me, woman.

00:28:44.916 --> 00:28:47.291 align:center
Or what, huh? What are you gonna do,
you sexist pig?

00:28:49.416 --> 00:28:50.583 align:center
I'm the pig?

00:28:51.750 --> 00:28:52.791 align:center
How dare you!

00:28:54.083 --> 00:28:56.208 align:center
These people can act like servants,
okay, but not me.

00:28:56.291 --> 00:28:57.333 align:center
I'm not your fucking slave.

00:28:57.416 --> 00:28:59.916 align:center
-Put that thing away.
-You put your attitude away.

00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:02.416 align:center
What are you looking at, huh?
What are you staring at?

00:29:02.500 --> 00:29:04.750 align:center
-Don't touch me.
-Or what, huh? What, then?

00:29:04.833 --> 00:29:05.666 align:center
Huh?

00:29:05.750 --> 00:29:07.166 align:center
-Don't.
-What are you gonna do?

00:29:08.000 --> 00:29:10.041 align:center
-Don't.
-Do it. I dare ya.

00:29:10.791 --> 00:29:12.291 align:center
What are you, scared?

00:29:16.291 --> 00:29:17.583 align:center
Fucking duty.

00:29:17.666 --> 00:29:20.375 align:center
Oh my God. My God. She's dead, sir.

00:29:20.458 --> 00:29:21.833 align:center
How could you kick a woman, sir?

00:29:21.916 --> 00:29:24.000 align:center
Huh? How could you kick a woman?

00:29:24.083 --> 00:29:25.875 align:center
You see, Jeejeebhoy.

00:29:27.125 --> 00:29:28.375 align:center
For a woman,

00:29:29.250 --> 00:29:30.750 align:center
I'd never raise a hand.

00:29:34.791 --> 00:29:36.791 align:center
Aasmaan! My boy!

00:29:37.458 --> 00:29:38.375 align:center
Over here.

00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:43.833 align:center
Sorry I rushed you from Delhi.

00:29:43.916 --> 00:29:45.333 align:center
Is your dad all right?

00:29:45.416 --> 00:29:47.291 align:center
Yes, sir. My papa's fine, sir.

00:29:47.375 --> 00:29:48.458 align:center
Thank you for asking.

00:29:48.958 --> 00:29:51.041 align:center
May I ask you for a favor, Aasmaan?

00:29:51.125 --> 00:29:53.125 align:center
She's not dead. She's still breathing.

00:29:55.791 --> 00:29:57.125 align:center
Uh, yes, sir. What is it?

00:30:00.083 --> 00:30:01.916 align:center
I need you for Aaraamzaade.

00:30:03.125 --> 00:30:05.083 align:center
But I'm doing Karan's film already, sir.

00:30:07.833 --> 00:30:08.708 align:center
So quit.

00:30:09.333 --> 00:30:11.166 align:center
Sir, I can't.

00:30:12.166 --> 00:30:13.541 align:center
I mean, are you kidding?

00:30:18.708 --> 00:30:20.541 align:center
Sir, at your office,
you said if I'm in Karan's,

00:30:20.625 --> 00:30:22.416 align:center
then I'll go up in value, and, well…

00:30:22.500 --> 00:30:24.208 align:center
well, that's even better for you, right?

00:30:25.208 --> 00:30:26.958 align:center
At your office, you said it was fine.

00:30:29.291 --> 00:30:30.750 align:center
I launched you, isn't that right?

00:30:31.916 --> 00:30:33.625 align:center
Now I'm the one who needs you, kid.

00:30:34.125 --> 00:30:36.458 align:center
Sir, please.
Would you be able to change the dates?

00:30:36.541 --> 00:30:38.250 align:center
I can start as soon as
I'm finished with his.

00:30:38.333 --> 00:30:41.583 align:center
What am I supposed to say
to the investors, Aasmaan?

00:30:41.666 --> 00:30:44.000 align:center
That the boy I launched
is too busy for me?

00:30:44.083 --> 00:30:44.916 align:center
No, I'm not saying--

00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:47.000 align:center
I'll have the script
sent over to you tomorrow.

00:30:47.833 --> 00:30:49.416 align:center
And we start in a week.

00:30:50.041 --> 00:30:51.583 align:center
Hmm? I'll see you on set.

00:30:53.500 --> 00:30:54.375 align:center
Sir, I can't.

00:30:59.583 --> 00:31:00.625 align:center
Excuse me?

00:31:01.416 --> 00:31:02.708 align:center
You gave me your word, sir.

00:31:03.250 --> 00:31:04.500 align:center
I can't do it.

00:31:04.583 --> 00:31:07.000 align:center
Actually, Aasmaan, you gave me your word.

00:31:14.833 --> 00:31:16.458 align:center
It's called a contract.

00:31:17.333 --> 00:31:18.958 align:center
You can wave that around.

00:31:19.791 --> 00:31:20.916 align:center
I'm not doing it.

00:31:23.541 --> 00:31:25.666 align:center
You're fucking
with the wrong guy, Aasmaan.

00:31:26.791 --> 00:31:29.041 align:center
I made you. I'll end you!

00:31:29.541 --> 00:31:31.208 align:center
I'll put you on the streets, motherfucker.

00:31:31.291 --> 00:31:33.208 align:center
You and your entire family will be broke.

00:31:41.750 --> 00:31:42.791 align:center
Right here.

00:31:43.541 --> 00:31:44.375 align:center
Come on.

00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:47.000 align:center
Isn't your papa gonna need you to help?

00:31:47.583 --> 00:31:48.583 align:center
Let's shake hands,

00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:51.916 align:center
and we'll forget this ever happened.

00:31:52.458 --> 00:31:53.541 align:center
But first,

00:31:54.125 --> 00:31:55.166 align:center
say sorry.

00:32:09.041 --> 00:32:10.041 align:center
Sorry.

00:32:10.125 --> 00:32:11.541 align:center
Bastard!

00:32:15.500 --> 00:32:16.750 align:center
You're lucky, sir.

00:32:19.916 --> 00:32:21.583 align:center
For a woman, I never raise a hand.

00:32:28.916 --> 00:32:30.958 align:center
What the fuck are you all looking at?

00:32:40.250 --> 00:32:41.625 align:center
Fuck!
he fuck are you all looking at?

