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So what's with the change of heart?

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You're really letting me have this
spirit?

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Yep.

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But only if you're really able
to shoot it.

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Huh?

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SNACK MIKA

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Here we are.

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That one there?

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Alright then!

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Hey!

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Just stay calm, ma'am.
It'll all be over soon.

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Oh. Why, hello there.

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I can't shoot her.

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No! I refuse!

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SHI 90-15

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Please don't shoot me!

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I… can't do it!

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Right!? Do you see what I mean!?

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A woman this beautiful! Yeah… I mean no!
But still…

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She's hot! She's totally hot!

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Exactly! She drives me crazy with her
feminine wiles!

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Very pleased to meet you. I'm… Jun.

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My favorite month!

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The sexiest of the year!

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Right… let's say… this is Masaki Kyoga.
He'll be joining us here in the Send-Off

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department.

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Mr. Masaki to you.

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He's the son of Daigoto Kyoga and
as he's a member of the Kyoga family… I

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expect you to treat him with the
respect he commands.

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Hold on. A transfer?

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Yes… The higher-ups ordered it today.

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Is it Research and Development?!
I've been wanting to join that

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team for a long time!

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You know, the Navigation AI that I've
developed has become more and more

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accurate! If we can put it to actual use,
then I know our numbers will multiply

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-and…
-No… Masaki, that's not it.

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They want you to join the Send-Off
Department.

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Really? Uh, Send-Off?

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In particular, the Dandelion Squad.

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Your job is to oversee Tetsuo Tanba
and Misaki Kurogane.

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What? That pair of losers?

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But why?

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You will then report their problematic
behavior to the higher-ups.

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And get them fired.

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You want me to spy on them?

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Even if I'm not acting overly suspicious,

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It's only a matter of time--

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Enough… I need you to do what
you're told.

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Uh- but… but this is…

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If I tell you that this is what Father
wants… will you still talk back to me?

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Father's asking?

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For me?

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Listen Masaki.

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This is your chance to finally
prove Father wrong.

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Don't let me down.

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Um… and so…

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Masaki will do us the honor of
overseeing the Dandelion Squad

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who, right now, are all alone at the
bottom of the quota race.

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He'll whip them into shape and--

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It doesn't matter who you are or how
effectively you work.

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If you don't follow the boards
directives, you'll be taken out

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Keep that in mind… That's it.

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Of the field.

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Well, you gentlemen from the
Kyoga bloodline really do have

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a unique way with words.

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It feels like the dignity of the Send-Off
department has been elevated by

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your presence!

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Tetsuo! Come and say hello!

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Huh? Hey! Tetsuo!

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He's not here. Maybe he's on patrol
somewhere.

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Not a problem… I'll locate him,
right away.

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Oh!

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Show me where Tetsuo Tanba is right now.

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So, you're there?

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He's somewhere around here.

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We should split up and…

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What the… But… how did? She was
right here!

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Heh, oh boy, this chick is hot!

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Don't push!

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Hey there. What are you all looking at?

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Huh? Where'd this brat come from?

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Get outta here! Or I'm gonna mess you up!

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Oh shit! Let's go!

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Oh? I see you have some skill with a gun.

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I guess if I had to pick, it would be
Bruiser Brody.

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Ooh, "King Kong Brody"! Hey you know your
stuff!

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And that huge chain he wore and swung
around was so cool.

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Wow. Pretty and a fan of pro wrestling.

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You know, you're a real catch!

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Tetsu's enjoying himself. That's nice.

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Hey… so… y'know… I'm a big fan of
Antonio, too. Such a great wrestler.

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How is he so lazy when he's supposed to
be working?

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Article nine of the Underworld Code. I
send you… to the afterl--

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Pleased to meet you.

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Are you a friend of Tetsu's too?

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What? Don't be stupid! As if a loser like
that would---

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Such a cool and intelligent man.

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You know, you're just my type.

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You see… there's just one thing I left
unfinished in this world… If it's okay,

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I would really like your advice…

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Will you let me tell you my wish?

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You can tell me anything you like.

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You're breaking character!

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Is she carrying two Yubari melons?

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What's the matter? Look… There's
nobody over there!

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Let's go.

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The advice I seek… You see it's got
something to do with my husband.

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Your husband?

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Does that mean that you were married?!

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Oh… um…

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Hirokawa…

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That was my husband's last name.

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You see… he was a very well
known comedian.

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Hospitals, huh? What's the deal with
them, anyway?

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I ain't once seen a doctor at my
scheduled appointment time.

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Doctors are supposed to be smart.

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They're supposed to think ahead
and multi-task. But put a calendar in

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front of them, they crumble.

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Well what do you expect from them?
They deal with emergencies every day.

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There's no way they can prepare
for everything.

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They're all morons!

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That's rude!

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-They should all just die!
-That's going too far!

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He was the chaos half of their manzai
comedy duo act "Laughter Researchers"…

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They were quite popular.

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But then…

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One day, Hirokawa broke up their act
and left without any notice or warning.

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He then quit being an entertainer
altogether.

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Did he ever tell you why he quit?

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No he never did. I still don't know
the reason why.

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I'm just… so worried about him I really
don't know what to do.

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If only there was a way for him
to take to the stage once more.

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Then I would be okay. To go.

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Well then, this should be easy!

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We just have to convince this Hirokawa
guy, and that's it?

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Don't worry, you can leave it to us!

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Now, wait!

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Ah… never mind.

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Hey everyone! It's me! The king of weeds!
The Dandy Lion!

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My energy's in full bloom! You could
say it's "High-biscus"!

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So, he drank himself to sleep.

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He's got laziness down to a fine art.

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I doubt that he'd want to hear
any of that from the likes of you two.

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Antariwon, sokumetsusoku,

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birariya birari, aunsetsumei, sokusetsuun,

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zanzandari, zandari,

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han!

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What the…

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-Uh…
-Listen up.

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Jun has something to say to you.

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She says… she wants you to get back on
stage--

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Hey wake up I'm talking to you!

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Who are you, you're so loud.

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What?!

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J-Jun!? How are you here?!

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It's a long story so I'll skip to
the important stuff.

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It's about your manzai act…

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Oh, my Jun! I missed you so much!

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Have you been eating your vegetables?

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Hell no.

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Aww You're going to ruin your health.

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I really miss how you cooked your liver
and chives.

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Stop!

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Enough chit-chat ok… focus!

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Focus!

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Your wife is really worried about you.

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She wants you to do manzai again!

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Oh my… your beard is so overgrown.

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Do you like it?

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You look so wild.

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Will you knock it off and listen!?

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Back to Manzai?

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Will you please?
I really want you to get back into it.

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Jun's concerned about you.

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If you don't do this one thing for
her, then she can't pass on.

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I like the sound of that.

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You don't have to pass on at all, you can
just stay like this with me forever!

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That's what I want, too! More than
anything!

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-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
-I'm afraid that's not how this

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thing works.
Let's just say it's complicated.

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There's only one thing you can do for
her right now.

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And that's to send Miss Melons off to the
afterlife with a smile on her face.

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-Not happening.
-Huh?

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I'm done with manzai comedy… never again.

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Why the hell is that?

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I'm sure the reason isn't that important.

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So quit being stubborn and just do it!

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No so shut up!

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You know you're really beginning to
test my patience, you bastard!

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Leave it, Tetsu.

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What? Why's that?

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Maybe this could be the reason?

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"Death manzai?"

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Hospitals… electric companies… ad
agencies…

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Every place mentioned by the "Laughter
Researchers"

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Has met with disaster.

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It became an urban legend… one that
trended online for a while.

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Electric companies! What's the deal with
them anyway, huh!?

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What's your problem this time?

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Power went out for three hours
last month. Three hours! How about

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a three hour discount?!

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Stop being so tight… The power is usually
always stable. It was just a glitch.

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That's it, no bonuses for anyone!

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Your problem is you're too hard on
people!

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They should all just die!

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That's going too far!

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The day after you performed this skit on
Television

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A major incident happened at a power
plant.

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Wow, now that's what I call a super
power!

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Aw come on.

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It's a coincidence.

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Either way,
The public found it all amusing,

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and linked their material with the
incidents.

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EXPLOSION AT ELECTRIC COMPANY LEAVES
SEVERAL INJURED

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It seems that whenever they performed…
"death manzai" was always a trending

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topic the following day.

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Before long, The "Laughter Researchers"…

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Became synonymous with the grim reaper.

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Hey. Is this true?

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We worked our asses off for
that material. Just for all those

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idiots to attack us online.

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"Death Manzai" is disgusting!

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Do us all a favor and retire, already.

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Is doing manzai really worth sacrificing
lives for you?

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I wouldn't mind if they were actually
funny, but they're not.

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Whenever we tried to defend ourselves,
we just made things even worse.

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It wasn't long until the producers
started telling us to change

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our act too.

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All those morons getting worked up
about some stupid rumor, spreading

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lies about us… I got so sick of it all!

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You didn't have to listen to them, you
know.

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Why should you care what people
are saying?

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That's exactly the reason why I quit!

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I was sick of being in the public eye.

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Couldn't you give it one more try for
your wife's sake?

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For Miss Melons?

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Please, honey.

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For me?

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How could you say no to this face?

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Saying no would be a crime. Gotta do
it for her, not matter what.

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Who the hell is my wife to you guys?!
I won't!

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I don't care what anybody says!

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So you have no regrets, huh?

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None.

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Not a single one.

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If he doesn't wanna do it, then this
is gonna be tougher than we thought.

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Hey, what are you doing over here?

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Oh! Well this… is um…

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Come on… let's go.

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Go where?

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IDA-SAMA

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A commercial with a capybara and a hot
tub?

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What is this pitch?

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That about sums it up.

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No thanks, I'll pass.

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Please, can you just do this thing
for us?

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Just talk to Hirokawa.

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Convince him to do manzai.

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I said no!

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Maybe I would if he apologized,
but I ain't reachin' out.

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What happened between you two?

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We had everything scheduled, lots of new
gigs, but then one day he just walks out

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without telling me.

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Do you have any idea what kind of
position that put me in?

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It sounds like a lot happened
between you.

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-But you should forgive and forget.
-Hell no. I'm not forgiving him. Nope.

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I am absolutely one-hundred percent done
with him… I don't even wanna

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see his face.

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Anyway, even if he did come up to me all
apologetic like, a comeback

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ain't happening because everyone hates
him.

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Are we done here?
I've gotta get to a shoot down in Kyushu.

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Hang on,

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Can't you just hear us out a
little longer?

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Hey, Ida? It's time to go we have--

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Ida, no! Someone! Someone come quick!
Ida needs a doctor! I need help right

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away!

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Should we give up?

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Yep.

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Why does alcohol taste better
the more you drink it? It's magic!

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That's what this guy dreams about?

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He's even drunk when he's asleep.

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What's the point in us entering his
dreams again?

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We're going to try to appeal to his
subconscious mind.

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He's a comedian.

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So if we show him some funny
routines while he's dreaming, it's bound

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to awaken that deep, supressed urge
to want to do comedy again.

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And who's going to perform these "funny
routines"?

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Don't worry about it.

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I've taken care of that.

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Huh?

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Bun-Bada bun… Bun, bun, ba, bun, sticky
bun…

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Roll up, roll up, come one, come all!

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The comedy show of the century is
about to begin!

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IZUMO NO OKUNI

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Um… who's that?

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Kidnapped from the Neatherworld… Izumo no
Okuni!

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A long time ago… Okuni's performances
captivated audiences… It's said

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her kabuki dances were the foundation
for all folk performing arts!

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Okay.

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Now dance…

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Your legendary dance!

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And this is…?

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Kabuki dance. It's legendary.

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Maybe too legendary. Next!

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Alright, here we go! Next up,
an acclaimed duo… who crossed the

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span of time to be here!

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It's Nobu and Hide!

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Huh?! They're in their underwear!

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Monkey man.
It appears that my sandals are warm.

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You spread them under your behind,
didn't you?

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I wouldn't dream of doing that!

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But I did stop them from getting cold by
holding them against the warmth of

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my bosom, My Lord.

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You held my sandals against your bosom?

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Yes!

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That's more disgusting!

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But why?!

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You can never go wrong with some
slapstick comedy!

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Yes, you can.

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Meh. Wrong year.

00:15:18.834 --> 00:15:21.712 align:center
Next up… Japan's famous Yuru-Kyara
mascot!

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SEGODON

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Tendon! Undadon!

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Ate so much food,

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my belly goes "Don, don, don"

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"Yeah! Don, don, don!"

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Don do that!

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This is the end da-don!

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There's no way you can't laugh at that.
Comedy gold.

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Next!

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Looks like there's no-one left.

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Then you go! Be funny!

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Huh? Wait a--

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MASAKI KYOGA

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Now you see me…

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Now you don't!

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This is your fault, Kyoga.

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Yeah, you ruined everything.

00:16:07.341 --> 00:16:10.844 align:center
It was because of your stupid,
harebrained schemes! You said you had a

00:16:10.928 --> 00:16:13.722 align:center
great idea… but no… it was nothing but
nonsense!

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Take it back, it wasn't nonsense!

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No I will not take it back.

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Additionally…

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We seriously don't need to waste
this much time on one spirit.

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-It's pointless.
-Humph. That's it, run away.

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The hell's that guy's problem?

00:16:28.946 --> 00:16:31.573 align:center
Well… I guess I should give up.

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If he honestly doesn't want to go back
on the stage,

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Then maybe I should just let him be.

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Are you certain you're okay with that?

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I have to be.

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After all, the most important thing
is for him to be happy.

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Captain! Let's try to convince him one
more time!

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Listen to me guys… give it up. No!

00:17:02.688 --> 00:17:04.148 align:center
You're making your wife cry.

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I need to hear,
exactly how you really feel.

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Are you telling the truth? I bet you
still wanna do comedy.

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Will you just cut it out, already?!

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Huh?

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Enough… leave me alone! Please!

00:17:24.168 --> 00:17:26.295 align:center
Why the hell are you being so stubborn?

00:17:26.378 --> 00:17:29.006 align:center
Is there something that you're trying to
hide from us?

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I said leave me alone, damnit!

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Come on, let it out!

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Tell us what's the matter!

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Hey! Wait!

00:17:41.602 --> 00:17:42.436 align:center
This ain't good.

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This is bad. He's not here. If he's
mistaken for a spirit and shot with the

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-Tamakin…
-Oh yeah, you'll be fired for sure, Tetsu.

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The same goes for you!

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Yep, the rumors are true… The Dandelion
Squad is nothing but trouble.

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What's this? Did you come all the
way back here just to mock us both?

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Huh?

00:18:29.316 --> 00:18:32.444 align:center
I decided to investigate… and look
closer into "Death Manzai."

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Specifically, posts that were added
online.

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The day after the two of you
performed your routine about

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the hospitals, A hospital was attacked
by a random assailant.

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MAJOR HOSPITAL ATTACKED BY
RANDOM ASSAILANT

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A man with a knife rampaged the
front desk… Although several doctors

00:18:47.459 --> 00:18:50.671 align:center
and nurses were hurt in the attack,
all the injuries were minor.

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Luckily, no-one was killed.

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It was the same hospital where Jun was
a patient.

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And the night the attack happened,

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Was the same night Jun died.

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So, does that mean…

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There wasn't any correlation between the
two events.

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Did you say none at all?

00:19:09.022 --> 00:19:09.857 align:center
Don't be dumb.

00:19:10.399 --> 00:19:14.194 align:center
Truth is, if there were no doctors or
nurses who were injured on that day,

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Then there would have been enough
staff on duty.

00:19:16.780 --> 00:19:17.739 align:center
In that case…

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One of the doctors or nurses would
have noticed Jun's condition sooner.

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Whenever I think about that…

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I… feel overcome with regret.

00:19:26.832 --> 00:19:29.710 align:center
Maybe words… are magical…

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The thought that my words… could
bring misery like that terrifies me.

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And so I… decided not to speak anymore…

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Wow, you're dumb.

00:19:41.179 --> 00:19:43.265 align:center
Magical words? Death Manzai?

00:19:43.765 --> 00:19:47.477 align:center
You're just a third-rate comedian,
you don't have that power at all.

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Hey, easy.

00:19:49.313 --> 00:19:50.772 align:center
Cut the pathetic excuses.

00:19:51.315 --> 00:19:54.401 align:center
Why don't you admit it you quit
because you're basically just

00:19:54.484 --> 00:19:55.485 align:center
a talentless hack.

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What the hell do you know, man?

00:19:58.322 --> 00:20:01.491 align:center
Well, actually I don't know a damn
thing about you.

00:20:02.159 --> 00:20:03.410 align:center
And I don't want to.

00:20:04.828 --> 00:20:08.498 align:center
Barging into my life with your big,
stupid talk. Who do you think you are?!

00:20:08.582 --> 00:20:10.334 align:center
I am an angel… Got a problem?

00:20:10.959 --> 00:20:13.462 align:center
What kinda angel wears black and smokes
cigarettes?!

00:20:13.545 --> 00:20:15.255 align:center
You're the grim reaper! That's what
you are!

00:20:15.339 --> 00:20:17.174 align:center
Go back to hell where you came from!

00:20:19.176 --> 00:20:21.553 align:center
-I knew you could do it.
-Huh?

00:20:22.095 --> 00:20:23.764 align:center
Look, you just insulted me.

00:20:24.556 --> 00:20:25.390 align:center
But, even so,

00:20:25.474 --> 00:20:29.519 align:center
I'll still keep doing my job… I'll keep
chasing stubborn spirits who refuse to

00:20:29.603 --> 00:20:32.898 align:center
pass on. Today, tomorrow, and the day
after.

00:20:33.607 --> 00:20:37.110 align:center
I'll prove the fact that you insulted me…
won't change a single thing.

00:20:38.737 --> 00:20:42.241 align:center
So don't go thinking you're so special…
Humans are tiny, insignificant

00:20:42.324 --> 00:20:43.867 align:center
little beings.

00:20:44.493 --> 00:20:47.537 align:center
You can't change the world, or manage a
functional society.

00:20:48.372 --> 00:20:51.625 align:center
And that's why… you should all
live as you please… because life's

00:20:51.708 --> 00:20:52.793 align:center
way too short.

00:20:55.629 --> 00:20:57.130 align:center
So just live your life.

00:21:03.136 --> 00:21:05.347 align:center
Oh… by the way, where's Jun?

00:21:06.264 --> 00:21:08.558 align:center
Huh? Oh I left her at the apartment.

00:21:10.018 --> 00:21:11.144 align:center
Well, she's not here.

00:21:11.895 --> 00:21:13.146 align:center
I wonder where she is?

00:21:14.147 --> 00:21:16.525 align:center
Mini Proto. What's Jun's location?

00:21:18.652 --> 00:21:21.655 align:center
She's on the move, one kilometer
from here… Oh no!

00:21:25.701 --> 00:21:28.245 align:center
-Please don't resist.
-Hold it right there!

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Wait! Stop! Hold your fire!

00:21:31.665 --> 00:21:33.250 align:center
Don't shoot just hear me out!

00:21:33.750 --> 00:21:35.627 align:center
Would you please not get in my way?

00:21:35.711 --> 00:21:37.421 align:center
Get out of my way!

00:21:39.006 --> 00:21:40.090 align:center
Pleased to meet you.

00:21:40.632 --> 00:21:41.758 align:center
My name's Jun.

00:21:42.509 --> 00:21:44.511 align:center
Oh wow, her eyes are so sparkly!

00:21:45.012 --> 00:21:47.014 align:center
Miss Melons' power… knows no limits.

00:21:47.514 --> 00:21:49.516 align:center
And her beauty… knows no gender.

00:21:50.267 --> 00:21:52.811 align:center
Okay! Now, let's go grab his partner!

00:21:53.770 --> 00:21:54.855 align:center
Where is his partner?

00:21:55.480 --> 00:21:57.482 align:center
I think… he's on his way to Kyushu.

00:21:58.525 --> 00:21:59.526 align:center
Damn, that's right!

00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:01.153 align:center
Not a problem.

00:22:02.029 --> 00:22:03.405 align:center
You can leave him to me.

00:22:10.245 --> 00:22:13.999 align:center
When we come back… Professor Kinpatsu
and the Dandy Lion will have a Hakata

00:22:14.082 --> 00:22:16.668 align:center
torimon speed-eating contest!

00:22:17.336 --> 00:22:18.253 align:center
And… cut!

00:22:18.754 --> 00:22:21.423 align:center
Great work, Ida… Ok that's thirty
minutes!

00:22:21.923 --> 00:22:22.758 align:center
Right…

00:22:23.884 --> 00:22:24.885 align:center
Aw shit…

00:22:32.934 --> 00:22:36.104 align:center
Order up! One serving of Ida!

00:22:36.938 --> 00:22:39.066 align:center
So wait Ida… was Dandy Lion?

00:22:45.739 --> 00:22:47.240 align:center
Ida… you've…

00:22:48.867 --> 00:22:50.744 align:center
You've… you've…

00:22:51.953 --> 00:22:53.455 align:center
Hit rock bottom… I see.

00:22:53.955 --> 00:22:56.792 align:center
-Huh?!
-You said "My energy's in full bloom"?!

00:22:57.292 --> 00:22:58.418 align:center
It's "High-biscus"?!

00:22:58.919 --> 00:23:00.879 align:center
I cringed so much, I pee'd my pants!

00:23:00.962 --> 00:23:02.214 align:center
You're a fine one to talk!

00:23:02.297 --> 00:23:05.717 align:center
Why should I listen to a loser like
you who gave up on comedy?!

00:23:05.801 --> 00:23:07.844 align:center
If anyone's a loser, it's you with that
terrible act!

00:23:07.928 --> 00:23:08.970 align:center
I'm not a loser!

00:23:09.471 --> 00:23:11.640 align:center
As long as I keep going, I will never
lose!

00:23:11.723 --> 00:23:14.976 align:center
Oh yeah, sure. 'Cause the act's gonna
win you all the awards.

00:23:15.060 --> 00:23:18.313 align:center
Shut your face… There ain't no winning
or losing in life.

00:23:18.397 --> 00:23:22.818 align:center
Ha! Spoken like a real loser! You should
open with that in your next act!

00:23:22.901 --> 00:23:23.735 align:center
Shut up, already!

00:23:23.819 --> 00:23:27.614 align:center
Oh wow… is that the best material you
can come up with on your own?

00:23:28.115 --> 00:23:30.075 align:center
And whose fault do you think that is?

00:23:30.158 --> 00:23:31.660 align:center
Your parents must be so proud of you.

00:23:31.743 --> 00:23:33.203 align:center
Mind your own business, old man!

00:23:33.286 --> 00:23:34.996 align:center
Really, how can you live with yourself?

00:23:35.080 --> 00:23:36.164 align:center
Pretty easily!

00:23:36.248 --> 00:23:38.375 align:center
Just go ahead and die!

00:23:38.458 --> 00:23:39.876 align:center
That's going too far!

00:23:59.813 --> 00:24:00.730 align:center
Thank you honey.

00:24:14.077 --> 00:24:14.911 align:center
Bye, Jun.

00:24:17.956 --> 00:24:19.958 align:center
This isn't the time to get sentimental!

00:24:20.041 --> 00:24:21.084 align:center
What do you mean?!

00:24:21.585 --> 00:24:23.420 align:center
The agency, studios and theaters.

00:24:23.962 --> 00:24:25.714 align:center
Tomorrow, we apologize to them all.

00:24:26.298 --> 00:24:27.382 align:center
Don't run away again.

00:24:27.966 --> 00:24:30.760 align:center
Yeah I won't… But you need to get better
jokes.

00:24:30.844 --> 00:24:31.720 align:center
Shut up.

00:24:32.554 --> 00:24:33.722 align:center
What a pain in the ass.

00:24:35.223 --> 00:24:37.267 align:center
Right. Shall we call it a day?

00:24:38.268 --> 00:24:40.979 align:center
Soon, I just have to take him back to
Kyushu, first.

00:24:41.730 --> 00:24:43.440 align:center
Alright… But make it quick, okay?

00:24:43.940 --> 00:24:45.817 align:center
-Yeah.
-As predicted

00:24:46.485 --> 00:24:48.945 align:center
You once again spent too much time on
one spirit.

00:24:49.738 --> 00:24:52.032 align:center
So at this rate, your quota is going
to be--

00:24:52.115 --> 00:24:53.867 align:center
Hello! Are you listening to me?!

00:24:54.743 --> 00:24:56.995 align:center
Let's… see… over there!

00:24:59.956 --> 00:25:01.625 align:center
Both of you, hold it right there.

00:25:02.125 --> 00:25:04.503 align:center
You're behind "death manzai"… isn't that
right?

00:25:06.171 --> 00:25:09.674 align:center
You haunted Hirokawa… and whenever
he mentioned a location in his act,

00:25:09.758 --> 00:25:12.010 align:center
you went on a rampage in possessed
bodies.

00:25:12.636 --> 00:25:14.846 align:center
Heh… No point in hiding anymore.

00:25:15.597 --> 00:25:16.473 align:center
Surrender now.

00:25:17.098 --> 00:25:18.808 align:center
-No way!
-Let's get him!

00:25:23.188 --> 00:25:25.190 align:center
Well then, how's that for a quota?

00:25:26.441 --> 00:25:27.651 align:center
You knew "death manzai"…

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was spirits, all along?

00:25:30.654 --> 00:25:32.197 align:center
I did some research.

00:25:33.073 --> 00:25:36.576 align:center
A while back, the term "death blog" was
trending, so I was curious.

00:25:36.660 --> 00:25:40.121 align:center
Apparently, there would always be
some sort of trouble at places and

00:25:40.205 --> 00:25:42.958 align:center
events that were written about by the
same blogger.

00:25:43.041 --> 00:25:46.586 align:center
That was also the case of spirits
possessing people and rampaging at

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places mentioned in the blog.

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I just figured that if Hirokawa
did manzai again… they'd definitely

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approach him sooner or later.

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Right then, well… I'm outta here.

00:26:03.228 --> 00:26:06.481 align:center
-Yes?
-Masaki… tell me… How'd it go?

00:26:07.232 --> 00:26:13.446 align:center
Well as expected… Tetsuo Tanba…
and Misaki Kurogane. They're both crazy.

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I'm back.

00:26:14.447 --> 00:26:16.366 align:center
Is that so? Did you see any problematic
behavior?

00:26:16.449 --> 00:26:18.034 align:center
Speedy! You know…

00:26:18.118 --> 00:26:18.952 align:center
Huh?

00:26:19.035 --> 00:26:22.205 align:center
Your attack is always way too strong when
you come back like that, surely you know

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-that?
-No… nothing problematic happened today.

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But it's you… who cares how I land?

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What I mean is you can go "shuwatch"
and land somewhere else so you just

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-You should be glad I came back at all.
-don't land on me all the time!

00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:32.716 align:center
--Yeah, that may be… but come on…
-Alright. I'm counting on you.

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Tetsuo Tanba.

00:26:33.049 --> 00:26:35.760 align:center
All I'm saying is you should think more
carefully about where you land!

00:26:35.844 --> 00:26:37.762 align:center
What? I don't think so.

00:26:37.846 --> 00:26:39.264 align:center
Oh, really!?

00:26:39.347 --> 00:26:40.390 align:center
Really.

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All right… I wonder how my mother is.
carefully about where you land!