WEBVTT 00:13.221 --> 00:14.973 So what's with the change of heart? 00:15.932 --> 00:18.059 You're really letting me have this spirit? 00:18.685 --> 00:19.519 Yep. 00:19.602 --> 00:21.771 But only if you're really able to shoot it. 00:22.689 --> 00:23.523 Huh? 00:23.606 --> 00:25.150 SNACK MIKA 00:25.233 --> 00:26.067 Here we are. 00:28.236 --> 00:29.112 That one there? 00:29.988 --> 00:30.947 Alright then! 00:31.990 --> 00:32.824 Hey! 00:33.450 --> 00:36.077 Just stay calm, ma'am. It'll all be over soon. 00:42.083 --> 00:43.710 Oh. Why, hello there. 00:45.211 --> 00:46.337 I can't shoot her. 00:47.422 --> 00:48.548 No! I refuse! 00:50.467 --> 00:51.634 SHI 90-15 00:51.718 --> 00:52.802 Please don't shoot me! 00:52.886 --> 00:53.970 I… can't do it! 00:54.471 --> 00:56.556 Right!? Do you see what I mean!? 00:57.056 --> 01:00.977 A woman this beautiful! Yeah… I mean no! But still… 01:01.728 --> 01:04.439 She's hot! She's totally hot! 01:04.522 --> 01:07.984 Exactly! She drives me crazy with her feminine wiles! 01:08.568 --> 01:11.071 Very pleased to meet you. I'm… Jun. 01:11.821 --> 01:13.364 My favorite month! 01:13.448 --> 01:14.991 The sexiest of the year! 01:21.206 --> 01:25.210 Right… let's say… this is Masaki Kyoga. He'll be joining us here in the Send-Off 01:25.293 --> 01:26.669 department. 01:28.088 --> 01:29.130 Mr. Masaki to you. 01:29.714 --> 01:33.384 He's the son of Daigoto Kyoga and as he's a member of the Kyoga family… I 01:33.468 --> 01:36.054 expect you to treat him with the respect he commands. 01:36.137 --> 01:37.347 Hold on. A transfer? 01:38.056 --> 01:40.809 Yes… The higher-ups ordered it today. 01:41.518 --> 01:44.687 Is it Research and Development?! I've been wanting to join that 01:44.771 --> 01:45.814 team for a long time! 01:45.897 --> 01:48.316 You know, the Navigation AI that I've developed has become more and more 01:48.399 --> 01:51.402 accurate! If we can put it to actual use, then I know our numbers will multiply 01:51.486 --> 01:53.988 -and… -No… Masaki, that's not it. 01:55.115 --> 01:57.450 They want you to join the Send-Off Department. 01:57.992 --> 01:59.911 Really? Uh, Send-Off? 02:00.411 --> 02:02.330 In particular, the Dandelion Squad. 02:02.831 --> 02:06.167 Your job is to oversee Tetsuo Tanba and Misaki Kurogane. 02:06.251 --> 02:07.752 What? That pair of losers? 02:08.503 --> 02:09.337 But why? 02:09.420 --> 02:12.715 You will then report their problematic behavior to the higher-ups. 02:12.799 --> 02:14.134 And get them fired. 02:14.217 --> 02:15.593 You want me to spy on them? 02:16.386 --> 02:18.429 Even if I'm not acting overly suspicious, 02:18.513 --> 02:19.681 It's only a matter of time-- 02:19.764 --> 02:22.058 Enough… I need you to do what you're told. 02:22.559 --> 02:24.435 Uh- but… but this is… 02:24.519 --> 02:28.773 If I tell you that this is what Father wants… will you still talk back to me? 02:30.024 --> 02:30.859 Father's asking? 02:31.776 --> 02:32.652 For me? 02:34.571 --> 02:35.697 Listen Masaki. 02:36.197 --> 02:38.700 This is your chance to finally prove Father wrong. 02:39.659 --> 02:40.785 Don't let me down. 02:41.995 --> 02:43.204 Um… and so… 02:43.705 --> 02:46.791 Masaki will do us the honor of overseeing the Dandelion Squad 02:46.875 --> 02:50.170 who, right now, are all alone at the bottom of the quota race. 02:50.253 --> 02:51.671 He'll whip them into shape and-- 02:51.754 --> 02:54.674 It doesn't matter who you are or how effectively you work. 02:54.757 --> 02:57.468 If you don't follow the boards directives, you'll be taken out 02:57.552 --> 02:59.971 Keep that in mind… That's it. 03:00.054 --> 03:00.889 Of the field. 03:00.972 --> 03:03.600 Well, you gentlemen from the Kyoga bloodline really do have 03:03.683 --> 03:04.893 a unique way with words. 03:04.976 --> 03:08.813 It feels like the dignity of the Send-Off department has been elevated by 03:08.897 --> 03:09.731 your presence! 03:10.523 --> 03:12.191 Tetsuo! Come and say hello! 03:12.692 --> 03:14.861 Huh? Hey! Tetsuo! 03:16.279 --> 03:18.531 He's not here. Maybe he's on patrol somewhere. 03:18.615 --> 03:21.117 Not a problem… I'll locate him, right away. 03:23.036 --> 03:23.870 Oh! 03:25.914 --> 03:27.916 Show me where Tetsuo Tanba is right now. 03:33.171 --> 03:34.130 So, you're there? 03:38.301 --> 03:39.802 He's somewhere around here. 03:39.886 --> 03:41.179 We should split up and… 03:42.305 --> 03:45.350 What the… But… how did? She was right here! 03:45.433 --> 03:47.852 Heh, oh boy, this chick is hot! 03:48.686 --> 03:49.520 Don't push! 03:51.439 --> 03:53.524 Hey there. What are you all looking at? 03:53.608 --> 03:56.069 Huh? Where'd this brat come from? 03:56.152 --> 03:58.321 Get outta here! Or I'm gonna mess you up! 04:02.784 --> 04:04.327 Oh shit! Let's go! 04:05.453 --> 04:08.581 Oh? I see you have some skill with a gun. 04:10.458 --> 04:13.378 I guess if I had to pick, it would be Bruiser Brody. 04:13.461 --> 04:16.547 Ooh, "King Kong Brody"! Hey you know your stuff! 04:17.048 --> 04:20.093 And that huge chain he wore and swung around was so cool. 04:20.176 --> 04:22.387 Wow. Pretty and a fan of pro wrestling. 04:22.887 --> 04:24.389 You know, you're a real catch! 04:24.889 --> 04:26.683 Tetsu's enjoying himself. That's nice. 04:26.766 --> 04:29.435 Hey… so… y'know… I'm a big fan of Antonio, too. Such a great wrestler. 04:29.519 --> 04:32.021 How is he so lazy when he's supposed to be working? 04:32.105 --> 04:35.775 Article nine of the Underworld Code. I send you… to the afterl-- 04:40.113 --> 04:41.072 Pleased to meet you. 04:41.155 --> 04:43.032 Are you a friend of Tetsu's too? 04:43.116 --> 04:45.910 What? Don't be stupid! As if a loser like that would--- 04:45.994 --> 04:47.870 Such a cool and intelligent man. 04:48.788 --> 04:50.373 You know, you're just my type. 04:51.708 --> 04:55.628 You see… there's just one thing I left unfinished in this world… If it's okay, 04:55.712 --> 04:58.548 I would really like your advice… 05:00.383 --> 05:02.635 Will you let me tell you my wish? 05:03.886 --> 05:05.513 You can tell me anything you like. 05:05.596 --> 05:06.764 You're breaking character! 05:06.848 --> 05:08.641 Is she carrying two Yubari melons? 05:10.518 --> 05:13.855 What's the matter? Look… There's nobody over there! 05:13.938 --> 05:14.897 Let's go. 05:15.440 --> 05:19.193 The advice I seek… You see it's got something to do with my husband. 05:19.694 --> 05:21.112 Your husband? 05:21.195 --> 05:23.281 Does that mean that you were married?! 05:23.906 --> 05:24.782 Oh… um… 05:25.491 --> 05:26.325 Hirokawa… 05:26.826 --> 05:28.453 That was my husband's last name. 05:29.203 --> 05:31.748 You see… he was a very well known comedian. 05:32.790 --> 05:35.710 Hospitals, huh? What's the deal with them, anyway? 05:36.377 --> 05:39.380 I ain't once seen a doctor at my scheduled appointment time. 05:40.089 --> 05:41.674 Doctors are supposed to be smart. 05:41.758 --> 05:44.469 They're supposed to think ahead and multi-task. But put a calendar in 05:44.552 --> 05:45.762 front of them, they crumble. 05:45.845 --> 05:48.598 Well what do you expect from them? They deal with emergencies every day. 05:48.681 --> 05:51.017 There's no way they can prepare for everything. 05:51.100 --> 05:52.060 They're all morons! 05:52.143 --> 05:53.353 That's rude! 05:53.436 --> 05:56.272 -They should all just die! -That's going too far! 05:56.356 --> 06:00.193 He was the chaos half of their manzai comedy duo act "Laughter Researchers"… 06:00.276 --> 06:03.237 They were quite popular. 06:05.031 --> 06:05.865 But then… 06:06.532 --> 06:10.411 One day, Hirokawa broke up their act and left without any notice or warning. 06:10.495 --> 06:12.747 He then quit being an entertainer altogether. 06:13.623 --> 06:15.625 Did he ever tell you why he quit? 06:15.708 --> 06:18.586 No he never did. I still don't know the reason why. 06:19.087 --> 06:22.256 I'm just… so worried about him I really don't know what to do. 06:23.007 --> 06:26.260 If only there was a way for him to take to the stage once more. 06:26.344 --> 06:28.388 Then I would be okay. To go. 06:28.471 --> 06:30.264 Well then, this should be easy! 06:32.266 --> 06:35.103 We just have to convince this Hirokawa guy, and that's it? 06:35.186 --> 06:37.188 Don't worry, you can leave it to us! 06:37.688 --> 06:38.523 Now, wait! 06:41.400 --> 06:42.777 Ah… never mind. 06:46.447 --> 06:50.409 Hey everyone! It's me! The king of weeds! The Dandy Lion! 06:50.910 --> 06:53.996 My energy's in full bloom! You could say it's "High-biscus"! 07:02.046 --> 07:03.756 So, he drank himself to sleep. 07:03.840 --> 07:05.758 He's got laziness down to a fine art. 07:06.259 --> 07:09.846 I doubt that he'd want to hear any of that from the likes of you two. 07:10.555 --> 07:12.265 Antariwon, sokumetsusoku, 07:12.807 --> 07:16.018 birariya birari, aunsetsumei, sokusetsuun, 07:16.686 --> 07:17.770 zanzandari, zandari, 07:18.312 --> 07:19.147 han! 07:24.026 --> 07:24.861 What the… 07:25.570 --> 07:27.447 -Uh… -Listen up. 07:28.030 --> 07:29.574 Jun has something to say to you. 07:29.657 --> 07:32.201 She says… she wants you to get back on stage-- 07:32.285 --> 07:33.953 Hey wake up I'm talking to you! 07:35.121 --> 07:36.539 Who are you, you're so loud. 07:38.791 --> 07:39.625 What?! 07:40.168 --> 07:41.752 J-Jun!? How are you here?! 07:42.253 --> 07:44.922 It's a long story so I'll skip to the important stuff. 07:45.006 --> 07:46.174 It's about your manzai act… 07:46.257 --> 07:49.469 Oh, my Jun! I missed you so much! 07:49.552 --> 07:51.345 Have you been eating your vegetables? 07:51.429 --> 07:52.388 Hell no. 07:52.930 --> 07:55.141 Aww You're going to ruin your health. 07:55.641 --> 07:58.519 I really miss how you cooked your liver and chives. 07:58.603 --> 07:59.562 Stop! 07:59.645 --> 08:01.105 Enough chit-chat ok… focus! 08:01.189 --> 08:02.106 Focus! 08:02.190 --> 08:04.025 Your wife is really worried about you. 08:04.108 --> 08:06.110 She wants you to do manzai again! 08:06.694 --> 08:09.864 Oh my… your beard is so overgrown. 08:10.698 --> 08:11.574 Do you like it? 08:13.701 --> 08:14.702 You look so wild. 08:15.328 --> 08:18.122 Will you knock it off and listen!? 08:19.207 --> 08:20.458 Back to Manzai? 08:21.334 --> 08:24.170 Will you please? I really want you to get back into it. 08:24.253 --> 08:25.880 Jun's concerned about you. 08:25.963 --> 08:29.175 If you don't do this one thing for her, then she can't pass on. 08:29.258 --> 08:30.718 I like the sound of that. 08:31.344 --> 08:35.097 You don't have to pass on at all, you can just stay like this with me forever! 08:35.181 --> 08:38.142 That's what I want, too! More than anything! 08:39.477 --> 08:41.771 -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! -I'm afraid that's not how this 08:41.854 --> 08:44.315 thing works. Let's just say it's complicated. 08:44.398 --> 08:46.901 There's only one thing you can do for her right now. 08:46.984 --> 08:50.863 And that's to send Miss Melons off to the afterlife with a smile on her face. 08:52.406 --> 08:54.534 -Not happening. -Huh? 08:54.617 --> 08:56.953 I'm done with manzai comedy… never again. 08:57.745 --> 08:59.080 Why the hell is that? 09:00.122 --> 09:02.208 I'm sure the reason isn't that important. 09:02.959 --> 09:04.877 So quit being stubborn and just do it! 09:06.504 --> 09:07.713 No so shut up! 09:10.007 --> 09:13.094 You know you're really beginning to test my patience, you bastard! 09:13.177 --> 09:14.262 Leave it, Tetsu. 09:14.762 --> 09:15.763 What? Why's that? 09:16.472 --> 09:18.266 Maybe this could be the reason? 09:22.270 --> 09:23.563 "Death manzai?" 09:24.814 --> 09:27.900 Hospitals… electric companies… ad agencies… 09:28.776 --> 09:31.279 Every place mentioned by the "Laughter Researchers" 09:31.362 --> 09:32.738 Has met with disaster. 09:34.073 --> 09:37.660 It became an urban legend… one that trended online for a while. 09:38.369 --> 09:41.497 Electric companies! What's the deal with them anyway, huh!? 09:41.581 --> 09:43.040 What's your problem this time? 09:43.124 --> 09:45.710 Power went out for three hours last month. Three hours! How about 09:45.793 --> 09:47.378 a three hour discount?! 09:47.461 --> 09:51.090 Stop being so tight… The power is usually always stable. It was just a glitch. 09:51.173 --> 09:53.217 That's it, no bonuses for anyone! 09:53.301 --> 09:55.011 Your problem is you're too hard on people! 09:55.094 --> 09:56.554 They should all just die! 09:56.637 --> 09:57.972 That's going too far! 09:58.055 --> 10:00.558 The day after you performed this skit on Television 10:00.641 --> 10:02.810 A major incident happened at a power plant. 10:03.311 --> 10:05.396 Wow, now that's what I call a super power! 10:05.479 --> 10:06.355 Aw come on. 10:06.439 --> 10:07.565 It's a coincidence. 10:08.316 --> 10:10.776 Either way, The public found it all amusing, 10:10.860 --> 10:12.987 and linked their material with the incidents. 10:13.070 --> 10:14.864 EXPLOSION AT ELECTRIC COMPANY LEAVES SEVERAL INJURED 10:14.947 --> 10:17.366 It seems that whenever they performed… "death manzai" was always a trending 10:17.450 --> 10:18.868 topic the following day. 10:18.951 --> 10:21.495 Before long, The "Laughter Researchers"… 10:21.579 --> 10:23.622 Became synonymous with the grim reaper. 10:26.584 --> 10:28.669 Hey. Is this true? 10:31.339 --> 10:34.425 We worked our asses off for that material. Just for all those 10:34.508 --> 10:35.885 idiots to attack us online. 10:36.761 --> 10:38.471 "Death Manzai" is disgusting! 10:38.554 --> 10:40.348 Do us all a favor and retire, already. 10:40.431 --> 10:43.351 Is doing manzai really worth sacrificing lives for you? 10:43.434 --> 10:46.729 I wouldn't mind if they were actually funny, but they're not. 10:46.812 --> 10:50.608 Whenever we tried to defend ourselves, we just made things even worse. 10:50.691 --> 10:53.903 It wasn't long until the producers started telling us to change 10:53.986 --> 10:54.987 our act too. 10:55.071 --> 10:58.407 All those morons getting worked up about some stupid rumor, spreading 10:58.491 --> 11:01.494 lies about us… I got so sick of it all! 11:02.244 --> 11:04.580 You didn't have to listen to them, you know. 11:04.664 --> 11:06.957 Why should you care what people are saying? 11:07.041 --> 11:08.876 That's exactly the reason why I quit! 11:08.959 --> 11:11.045 I was sick of being in the public eye. 11:13.130 --> 11:15.841 Couldn't you give it one more try for your wife's sake? 11:15.925 --> 11:16.759 For Miss Melons? 11:18.844 --> 11:20.012 Please, honey. 11:23.891 --> 11:24.725 For me? 11:26.060 --> 11:27.687 How could you say no to this face? 11:27.770 --> 11:31.023 Saying no would be a crime. Gotta do it for her, not matter what. 11:31.107 --> 11:33.484 Who the hell is my wife to you guys?! I won't! 11:33.567 --> 11:35.236 I don't care what anybody says! 11:36.320 --> 11:37.988 So you have no regrets, huh? 11:39.323 --> 11:40.157 None. 11:41.117 --> 11:42.201 Not a single one. 11:45.830 --> 11:49.500 If he doesn't wanna do it, then this is gonna be tougher than we thought. 11:54.588 --> 11:56.298 Hey, what are you doing over here? 11:57.591 --> 12:00.010 Oh! Well this… is um… 12:00.594 --> 12:01.846 Come on… let's go. 12:04.098 --> 12:04.932 Go where? 12:05.850 --> 12:08.018 IDA-SAMA 12:08.519 --> 12:11.021 A commercial with a capybara and a hot tub? 12:11.647 --> 12:12.773 What is this pitch? 12:17.611 --> 12:18.863 That about sums it up. 12:19.363 --> 12:20.448 No thanks, I'll pass. 12:21.115 --> 12:23.284 Please, can you just do this thing for us? 12:23.367 --> 12:24.743 Just talk to Hirokawa. 12:24.827 --> 12:26.245 Convince him to do manzai. 12:26.328 --> 12:27.329 I said no! 12:27.872 --> 12:30.750 Maybe I would if he apologized, but I ain't reachin' out. 12:31.375 --> 12:32.918 What happened between you two? 12:33.502 --> 12:37.590 We had everything scheduled, lots of new gigs, but then one day he just walks out 12:37.673 --> 12:38.591 without telling me. 12:38.674 --> 12:41.469 Do you have any idea what kind of position that put me in? 12:41.552 --> 12:43.596 It sounds like a lot happened between you. 12:43.679 --> 12:47.600 -But you should forgive and forget. -Hell no. I'm not forgiving him. Nope. 12:47.683 --> 12:51.145 I am absolutely one-hundred percent done with him… I don't even wanna 12:51.228 --> 12:52.062 see his face. 12:52.146 --> 12:55.149 Anyway, even if he did come up to me all apologetic like, a comeback 12:55.232 --> 12:57.610 ain't happening because everyone hates him. 12:59.278 --> 13:02.364 Are we done here? I've gotta get to a shoot down in Kyushu. 13:02.448 --> 13:03.449 Hang on, 13:03.532 --> 13:05.576 Can't you just hear us out a little longer? 13:05.659 --> 13:07.870 Hey, Ida? It's time to go we have-- 13:09.455 --> 13:13.209 Ida, no! Someone! Someone come quick! Ida needs a doctor! I need help right 13:13.292 --> 13:14.126 away! 13:15.294 --> 13:16.212 Should we give up? 13:16.754 --> 13:17.588 Yep. 13:22.927 --> 13:26.347 Why does alcohol taste better the more you drink it? It's magic! 13:28.307 --> 13:30.017 That's what this guy dreams about? 13:30.935 --> 13:32.603 He's even drunk when he's asleep. 13:33.187 --> 13:35.773 What's the point in us entering his dreams again? 13:35.856 --> 13:38.651 We're going to try to appeal to his subconscious mind. 13:38.734 --> 13:39.777 He's a comedian. 13:40.319 --> 13:43.781 So if we show him some funny routines while he's dreaming, it's bound 13:43.864 --> 13:47.034 to awaken that deep, supressed urge to want to do comedy again. 13:47.701 --> 13:49.870 And who's going to perform these "funny routines"? 13:49.954 --> 13:51.038 Don't worry about it. 13:51.831 --> 13:53.123 I've taken care of that. 13:53.874 --> 13:54.708 Huh? 13:55.209 --> 13:58.838 Bun-Bada bun… Bun, bun, ba, bun, sticky bun… 13:58.921 --> 14:00.798 Roll up, roll up, come one, come all! 14:01.340 --> 14:03.926 The comedy show of the century is about to begin! 14:06.136 --> 14:07.012 IZUMO NO OKUNI 14:07.513 --> 14:09.348 Um… who's that? 14:10.432 --> 14:13.769 Kidnapped from the Neatherworld… Izumo no Okuni! 14:14.436 --> 14:17.898 A long time ago… Okuni's performances captivated audiences… It's said 14:17.982 --> 14:21.360 her kabuki dances were the foundation for all folk performing arts! 14:21.861 --> 14:22.903 Okay. 14:22.987 --> 14:23.946 Now dance… 14:24.488 --> 14:25.781 Your legendary dance! 14:29.368 --> 14:30.202 And this is…? 14:31.245 --> 14:33.247 Kabuki dance. It's legendary. 14:36.584 --> 14:38.043 Maybe too legendary. Next! 14:39.503 --> 14:42.673 Alright, here we go! Next up, an acclaimed duo… who crossed the 14:42.756 --> 14:44.800 span of time to be here! 14:45.384 --> 14:46.844 It's Nobu and Hide! 14:47.344 --> 14:49.388 Huh?! They're in their underwear! 14:50.139 --> 14:52.641 Monkey man. It appears that my sandals are warm. 14:53.142 --> 14:55.436 You spread them under your behind, didn't you? 14:55.519 --> 14:57.146 I wouldn't dream of doing that! 14:57.229 --> 15:01.150 But I did stop them from getting cold by holding them against the warmth of 15:01.233 --> 15:02.067 my bosom, My Lord. 15:02.151 --> 15:03.652 You held my sandals against your bosom? 15:03.736 --> 15:04.570 Yes! 15:06.405 --> 15:07.823 That's more disgusting! 15:07.906 --> 15:09.033 But why?! 15:10.159 --> 15:12.661 You can never go wrong with some slapstick comedy! 15:15.039 --> 15:15.873 Yes, you can. 15:16.415 --> 15:17.458 Meh. Wrong year. 15:18.834 --> 15:21.712 Next up… Japan's famous Yuru-Kyara mascot! 15:22.463 --> 15:23.339 SEGODON 15:23.422 --> 15:25.382 Tendon! Undadon! 15:25.466 --> 15:27.343 Ate so much food, 15:27.426 --> 15:29.345 my belly goes "Don, don, don" 15:29.428 --> 15:30.846 "Yeah! Don, don, don!" 15:31.347 --> 15:32.640 Don do that! 15:32.723 --> 15:34.683 This is the end da-don! 15:35.434 --> 15:38.145 There's no way you can't laugh at that. Comedy gold. 15:40.439 --> 15:41.273 Next! 15:41.815 --> 15:43.567 Looks like there's no-one left. 15:45.944 --> 15:47.821 Then you go! Be funny! 15:48.572 --> 15:49.782 Huh? Wait a-- 15:50.282 --> 15:51.659 MASAKI KYOGA 15:54.954 --> 15:55.788 Now you see me… 15:57.081 --> 15:57.915 Now you don't! 16:03.671 --> 16:05.255 This is your fault, Kyoga. 16:05.339 --> 16:06.840 Yeah, you ruined everything. 16:07.341 --> 16:10.844 It was because of your stupid, harebrained schemes! You said you had a 16:10.928 --> 16:13.722 great idea… but no… it was nothing but nonsense! 16:13.806 --> 16:15.391 Take it back, it wasn't nonsense! 16:15.474 --> 16:17.017 No I will not take it back. 16:17.643 --> 16:18.477 Additionally… 16:18.560 --> 16:21.689 We seriously don't need to waste this much time on one spirit. 16:21.772 --> 16:24.942 -It's pointless. -Humph. That's it, run away. 16:27.111 --> 16:28.862 The hell's that guy's problem? 16:28.946 --> 16:31.573 Well… I guess I should give up. 16:32.366 --> 16:35.077 If he honestly doesn't want to go back on the stage, 16:35.160 --> 16:37.121 Then maybe I should just let him be. 16:37.621 --> 16:39.707 Are you certain you're okay with that? 16:44.086 --> 16:45.379 I have to be. 16:47.506 --> 16:50.467 After all, the most important thing is for him to be happy. 16:52.886 --> 16:56.056 Captain! Let's try to convince him one more time! 16:59.143 --> 17:02.187 Listen to me guys… give it up. No! 17:02.688 --> 17:04.148 You're making your wife cry. 17:09.153 --> 17:11.905 I need to hear, exactly how you really feel. 17:15.159 --> 17:18.454 Are you telling the truth? I bet you still wanna do comedy. 17:18.537 --> 17:20.539 Will you just cut it out, already?! 17:20.622 --> 17:21.582 Huh? 17:21.665 --> 17:23.333 Enough… leave me alone! Please! 17:24.168 --> 17:26.295 Why the hell are you being so stubborn? 17:26.378 --> 17:29.006 Is there something that you're trying to hide from us? 17:29.089 --> 17:31.091 I said leave me alone, damnit! 17:32.301 --> 17:33.594 Come on, let it out! 17:33.677 --> 17:35.095 Tell us what's the matter! 17:39.975 --> 17:40.809 Hey! Wait! 17:41.602 --> 17:42.436 This ain't good. 17:47.733 --> 17:51.487 This is bad. He's not here. If he's mistaken for a spirit and shot with the 17:51.570 --> 17:54.740 -Tamakin… -Oh yeah, you'll be fired for sure, Tetsu. 17:54.823 --> 17:56.116 The same goes for you! 17:56.617 --> 18:00.287 Yep, the rumors are true… The Dandelion Squad is nothing but trouble. 18:02.414 --> 18:05.876 What's this? Did you come all the way back here just to mock us both? 18:18.639 --> 18:19.473 Huh? 18:29.316 --> 18:32.444 I decided to investigate… and look closer into "Death Manzai." 18:32.528 --> 18:35.656 Specifically, posts that were added online. 18:36.740 --> 18:39.618 The day after the two of you performed your routine about 18:39.701 --> 18:42.830 the hospitals, A hospital was attacked by a random assailant. 18:42.913 --> 18:45.124 MAJOR HOSPITAL ATTACKED BY RANDOM ASSAILANT 18:45.207 --> 18:47.376 A man with a knife rampaged the front desk… Although several doctors 18:47.459 --> 18:50.671 and nurses were hurt in the attack, all the injuries were minor. 18:51.255 --> 18:52.631 Luckily, no-one was killed. 18:53.382 --> 18:55.843 It was the same hospital where Jun was a patient. 18:56.760 --> 18:58.679 And the night the attack happened, 18:58.762 --> 19:00.264 Was the same night Jun died. 19:01.014 --> 19:02.182 So, does that mean… 19:03.267 --> 19:05.936 There wasn't any correlation between the two events. 19:06.520 --> 19:08.147 Did you say none at all? 19:09.022 --> 19:09.857 Don't be dumb. 19:10.399 --> 19:14.194 Truth is, if there were no doctors or nurses who were injured on that day, 19:14.278 --> 19:16.697 Then there would have been enough staff on duty. 19:16.780 --> 19:17.739 In that case… 19:17.823 --> 19:21.285 One of the doctors or nurses would have noticed Jun's condition sooner. 19:21.368 --> 19:22.619 Whenever I think about that… 19:22.703 --> 19:25.414 I… feel overcome with regret. 19:26.832 --> 19:29.710 Maybe words… are magical… 19:31.169 --> 19:34.882 The thought that my words… could bring misery like that terrifies me. 19:35.382 --> 19:38.844 And so I… decided not to speak anymore… 19:39.511 --> 19:40.679 Wow, you're dumb. 19:41.179 --> 19:43.265 Magical words? Death Manzai? 19:43.765 --> 19:47.477 You're just a third-rate comedian, you don't have that power at all. 19:47.561 --> 19:48.645 Hey, easy. 19:49.313 --> 19:50.772 Cut the pathetic excuses. 19:51.315 --> 19:54.401 Why don't you admit it you quit because you're basically just 19:54.484 --> 19:55.485 a talentless hack. 19:55.569 --> 19:57.362 What the hell do you know, man? 19:58.322 --> 20:01.491 Well, actually I don't know a damn thing about you. 20:02.159 --> 20:03.410 And I don't want to. 20:04.828 --> 20:08.498 Barging into my life with your big, stupid talk. Who do you think you are?! 20:08.582 --> 20:10.334 I am an angel… Got a problem? 20:10.959 --> 20:13.462 What kinda angel wears black and smokes cigarettes?! 20:13.545 --> 20:15.255 You're the grim reaper! That's what you are! 20:15.339 --> 20:17.174 Go back to hell where you came from! 20:19.176 --> 20:21.553 -I knew you could do it. -Huh? 20:22.095 --> 20:23.764 Look, you just insulted me. 20:24.556 --> 20:25.390 But, even so, 20:25.474 --> 20:29.519 I'll still keep doing my job… I'll keep chasing stubborn spirits who refuse to 20:29.603 --> 20:32.898 pass on. Today, tomorrow, and the day after. 20:33.607 --> 20:37.110 I'll prove the fact that you insulted me… won't change a single thing. 20:38.737 --> 20:42.241 So don't go thinking you're so special… Humans are tiny, insignificant 20:42.324 --> 20:43.867 little beings. 20:44.493 --> 20:47.537 You can't change the world, or manage a functional society. 20:48.372 --> 20:51.625 And that's why… you should all live as you please… because life's 20:51.708 --> 20:52.793 way too short. 20:55.629 --> 20:57.130 So just live your life. 21:03.136 --> 21:05.347 Oh… by the way, where's Jun? 21:06.264 --> 21:08.558 Huh? Oh I left her at the apartment. 21:10.018 --> 21:11.144 Well, she's not here. 21:11.895 --> 21:13.146 I wonder where she is? 21:14.147 --> 21:16.525 Mini Proto. What's Jun's location? 21:18.652 --> 21:21.655 She's on the move, one kilometer from here… Oh no! 21:25.701 --> 21:28.245 -Please don't resist. -Hold it right there! 21:28.745 --> 21:31.164 Wait! Stop! Hold your fire! 21:31.665 --> 21:33.250 Don't shoot just hear me out! 21:33.750 --> 21:35.627 Would you please not get in my way? 21:35.711 --> 21:37.421 Get out of my way! 21:39.006 --> 21:40.090 Pleased to meet you. 21:40.632 --> 21:41.758 My name's Jun. 21:42.509 --> 21:44.511 Oh wow, her eyes are so sparkly! 21:45.012 --> 21:47.014 Miss Melons' power… knows no limits. 21:47.514 --> 21:49.516 And her beauty… knows no gender. 21:50.267 --> 21:52.811 Okay! Now, let's go grab his partner! 21:53.770 --> 21:54.855 Where is his partner? 21:55.480 --> 21:57.482 I think… he's on his way to Kyushu. 21:58.525 --> 21:59.526 Damn, that's right! 22:00.319 --> 22:01.153 Not a problem. 22:02.029 --> 22:03.405 You can leave him to me. 22:10.245 --> 22:13.999 When we come back… Professor Kinpatsu and the Dandy Lion will have a Hakata 22:14.082 --> 22:16.668 torimon speed-eating contest! 22:17.336 --> 22:18.253 And… cut! 22:18.754 --> 22:21.423 Great work, Ida… Ok that's thirty minutes! 22:21.923 --> 22:22.758 Right… 22:23.884 --> 22:24.885 Aw shit… 22:32.934 --> 22:36.104 Order up! One serving of Ida! 22:36.938 --> 22:39.066 So wait Ida… was Dandy Lion? 22:45.739 --> 22:47.240 Ida… you've… 22:48.867 --> 22:50.744 You've… you've… 22:51.953 --> 22:53.455 Hit rock bottom… I see. 22:53.955 --> 22:56.792 -Huh?! -You said "My energy's in full bloom"?! 22:57.292 --> 22:58.418 It's "High-biscus"?! 22:58.919 --> 23:00.879 I cringed so much, I pee'd my pants! 23:00.962 --> 23:02.214 You're a fine one to talk! 23:02.297 --> 23:05.717 Why should I listen to a loser like you who gave up on comedy?! 23:05.801 --> 23:07.844 If anyone's a loser, it's you with that terrible act! 23:07.928 --> 23:08.970 I'm not a loser! 23:09.471 --> 23:11.640 As long as I keep going, I will never lose! 23:11.723 --> 23:14.976 Oh yeah, sure. 'Cause the act's gonna win you all the awards. 23:15.060 --> 23:18.313 Shut your face… There ain't no winning or losing in life. 23:18.397 --> 23:22.818 Ha! Spoken like a real loser! You should open with that in your next act! 23:22.901 --> 23:23.735 Shut up, already! 23:23.819 --> 23:27.614 Oh wow… is that the best material you can come up with on your own? 23:28.115 --> 23:30.075 And whose fault do you think that is? 23:30.158 --> 23:31.660 Your parents must be so proud of you. 23:31.743 --> 23:33.203 Mind your own business, old man! 23:33.286 --> 23:34.996 Really, how can you live with yourself? 23:35.080 --> 23:36.164 Pretty easily! 23:36.248 --> 23:38.375 Just go ahead and die! 23:38.458 --> 23:39.876 That's going too far! 23:59.813 --> 24:00.730 Thank you honey. 24:14.077 --> 24:14.911 Bye, Jun. 24:17.956 --> 24:19.958 This isn't the time to get sentimental! 24:20.041 --> 24:21.084 What do you mean?! 24:21.585 --> 24:23.420 The agency, studios and theaters. 24:23.962 --> 24:25.714 Tomorrow, we apologize to them all. 24:26.298 --> 24:27.382 Don't run away again. 24:27.966 --> 24:30.760 Yeah I won't… But you need to get better jokes. 24:30.844 --> 24:31.720 Shut up. 24:32.554 --> 24:33.722 What a pain in the ass. 24:35.223 --> 24:37.267 Right. Shall we call it a day? 24:38.268 --> 24:40.979 Soon, I just have to take him back to Kyushu, first. 24:41.730 --> 24:43.440 Alright… But make it quick, okay? 24:43.940 --> 24:45.817 -Yeah. -As predicted 24:46.485 --> 24:48.945 You once again spent too much time on one spirit. 24:49.738 --> 24:52.032 So at this rate, your quota is going to be-- 24:52.115 --> 24:53.867 Hello! Are you listening to me?! 24:54.743 --> 24:56.995 Let's… see… over there! 24:59.956 --> 25:01.625 Both of you, hold it right there. 25:02.125 --> 25:04.503 You're behind "death manzai"… isn't that right? 25:06.171 --> 25:09.674 You haunted Hirokawa… and whenever he mentioned a location in his act, 25:09.758 --> 25:12.010 you went on a rampage in possessed bodies. 25:12.636 --> 25:14.846 Heh… No point in hiding anymore. 25:15.597 --> 25:16.473 Surrender now. 25:17.098 --> 25:18.808 -No way! -Let's get him! 25:23.188 --> 25:25.190 Well then, how's that for a quota? 25:26.441 --> 25:27.651 You knew "death manzai"… 25:28.318 --> 25:29.694 was spirits, all along? 25:30.654 --> 25:32.197 I did some research. 25:33.073 --> 25:36.576 A while back, the term "death blog" was trending, so I was curious. 25:36.660 --> 25:40.121 Apparently, there would always be some sort of trouble at places and 25:40.205 --> 25:42.958 events that were written about by the same blogger. 25:43.041 --> 25:46.586 That was also the case of spirits possessing people and rampaging at 25:46.670 --> 25:48.338 places mentioned in the blog. 25:48.421 --> 25:51.800 I just figured that if Hirokawa did manzai again… they'd definitely 25:51.883 --> 25:53.343 approach him sooner or later. 25:54.302 --> 25:56.221 Right then, well… I'm outta here. 26:03.228 --> 26:06.481 -Yes? -Masaki… tell me… How'd it go? 26:07.232 --> 26:13.446 Well as expected… Tetsuo Tanba… and Misaki Kurogane. They're both crazy. 26:13.530 --> 26:14.364 I'm back. 26:14.447 --> 26:16.366 Is that so? Did you see any problematic behavior? 26:16.449 --> 26:18.034 Speedy! You know… 26:18.118 --> 26:18.952 Huh? 26:19.035 --> 26:22.205 Your attack is always way too strong when you come back like that, surely you know 26:22.289 --> 26:24.541 -that? -No… nothing problematic happened today. 26:24.624 --> 26:25.959 But it's you… who cares how I land? 26:26.042 --> 26:28.795 What I mean is you can go "shuwatch" and land somewhere else so you just 26:28.878 --> 26:30.797 -You should be glad I came back at all. -don't land on me all the time! 26:30.880 --> 26:32.716 --Yeah, that may be… but come on… -Alright. I'm counting on you. 26:32.799 --> 26:32.966 Tetsuo Tanba. 26:33.049 --> 26:35.760 All I'm saying is you should think more carefully about where you land! 26:35.844 --> 26:37.762 What? I don't think so. 26:37.846 --> 26:39.264 Oh, really!? 26:39.347 --> 26:40.390 Really. 26:47.606 --> 26:49.983 All right… I wonder how my mother is. carefully about where you land!