WEBVTT 00:00:20.145 --> 00:00:21.021 align:center I swear to you! 00:00:21.730 --> 00:00:25.066 align:center I won't drink a drop of booze until my squad hits our quota! 00:00:26.192 --> 00:00:29.571 align:center What incredible resolve! I'm tearing up already! 00:00:29.654 --> 00:00:33.450 align:center We'll hit the quota no matter what! We're gonna make you proud, Captain! 00:00:33.533 --> 00:00:34.826 align:center -Yeah! -Yeah! 00:00:35.326 --> 00:00:36.453 align:center Huh? 00:00:36.536 --> 00:00:40.081 align:center Let's split up and check the spots where spirits are likely to appear. 00:00:40.165 --> 00:00:41.166 align:center For example… 00:00:41.791 --> 00:00:42.751 align:center A spot like… 00:00:43.543 --> 00:00:45.044 align:center Let's just cover everywhere! 00:00:45.128 --> 00:00:46.087 align:center Yes, ma'am! 00:00:47.297 --> 00:00:49.466 align:center We'll scour this world from end to end! 00:00:49.549 --> 00:00:53.053 align:center No resting or chitchat! Let's fire up and move! 00:00:53.136 --> 00:00:54.262 align:center Yes, sir! 00:00:55.305 --> 00:00:58.058 align:center Huh? What the hell are you peeping at? 00:00:58.808 --> 00:01:01.394 align:center PUT THE BRAKES ON RAPIDLY RISING EARTHBOUND SOCIETY 00:01:02.604 --> 00:01:04.397 align:center -What do ya say? -Sorry. 00:01:04.481 --> 00:01:07.192 align:center But we don't have the time to babysit another squad. 00:01:08.777 --> 00:01:10.445 align:center What's up Plum squad? 00:01:12.238 --> 00:01:14.991 align:center Keep talking if you wanna see what heaven's like. 00:01:15.075 --> 00:01:16.326 align:center Jeez, man, what the hell? 00:01:17.118 --> 00:01:19.788 align:center Aren't we supposed to help each other in tough times? 00:01:20.955 --> 00:01:23.792 align:center -Get outta my way! -We can't afford to fall behind! 00:01:24.375 --> 00:01:25.919 align:center You guys are all psychopaths! 00:01:28.004 --> 00:01:30.131 align:center Chief, did you see that? 00:01:30.215 --> 00:01:32.801 align:center I thought teamwork was Send-Off Department's motto! 00:01:33.551 --> 00:01:36.179 align:center All of our salaries are based on performance now. 00:01:36.262 --> 00:01:38.431 align:center Everyone's feeling the pressure lately. 00:01:39.724 --> 00:01:43.853 align:center Squads who perform poorly will not receive payment. 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:46.481 align:center This is not good. 00:01:46.981 --> 00:01:50.610 align:center If a small-fry squad like us can't get any help, we're done for. 00:01:51.694 --> 00:01:53.696 align:center We've gotta find enough spirits somehow. 00:01:54.739 --> 00:01:55.573 align:center Tetsu! 00:01:56.074 --> 00:01:56.908 align:center You found one?! 00:01:57.492 --> 00:01:59.410 align:center Look! I beat my own record! 00:01:59.494 --> 00:02:01.371 align:center Try doing some real work for once! 00:02:01.996 --> 00:02:04.457 align:center Hey, don't get yourself worked up, Tetsu. 00:02:05.416 --> 00:02:07.043 align:center You wanna watch this together? 00:02:08.670 --> 00:02:09.504 align:center Hm? 00:02:13.216 --> 00:02:15.093 align:center Get him Destino! 00:02:15.176 --> 00:02:16.719 align:center Use your finisher! 00:02:17.387 --> 00:02:20.056 align:center Adrenaline! Noradrenaline! 00:02:20.140 --> 00:02:21.141 align:center One, two, 00:02:21.224 --> 00:02:22.934 align:center Serotonin… Serotonin… Dopamine! 00:02:23.017 --> 00:02:23.977 align:center Three! 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:28.481 align:center Man, is pro wrestling great or what? 00:02:29.107 --> 00:02:32.402 align:center They've got another match playing live tonight at the Kanrakuen. 00:02:32.485 --> 00:02:33.611 align:center Do you wanna go? 00:02:35.363 --> 00:02:37.156 align:center I guess nothing changes you. 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:39.075 align:center -Hm? -Ehh… 00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:40.785 align:center I guess I was just thinking. 00:02:40.869 --> 00:02:43.496 align:center Things have been tough here and in the World Below. 00:02:44.873 --> 00:02:46.457 align:center Back in the day, it was simple. 00:02:47.625 --> 00:02:49.002 align:center Everyone's lives were hard, 00:02:50.003 --> 00:02:53.089 align:center and when they died, they passed straight to the afterlife, with no 00:02:53.173 --> 00:02:54.340 align:center regrets. 00:02:54.424 --> 00:02:55.967 align:center Things are so complicated now. 00:02:56.551 --> 00:02:59.679 align:center There are so many souls who keep moping around after they die. 00:03:00.972 --> 00:03:01.806 align:center And our captain 00:03:01.890 --> 00:03:03.516 align:center she can't help but get involved. 00:03:04.017 --> 00:03:05.685 align:center Says she can't just walk away. 00:03:07.645 --> 00:03:08.980 align:center I think that's a good thing. 00:03:09.063 --> 00:03:11.900 align:center In fact, that's what I kinda like about you guys. 00:03:11.983 --> 00:03:13.651 align:center Really? So you understand! 00:03:14.277 --> 00:03:16.446 align:center Man, it's good to have at least one friend! 00:03:21.117 --> 00:03:22.327 align:center Hey, what's going on? 00:03:24.078 --> 00:03:25.288 align:center Yeah? A spirit? 00:03:25.788 --> 00:03:27.540 align:center Got it, I'll be right there. 00:03:30.585 --> 00:03:31.628 align:center You found a spirit? 00:03:32.754 --> 00:03:33.588 align:center Yeah. 00:03:34.339 --> 00:03:36.049 align:center All right, let's roll, pal! 00:03:36.841 --> 00:03:38.509 align:center I'm afraid I can't do that. 00:03:38.593 --> 00:03:39.552 align:center Huh? 00:03:40.595 --> 00:03:42.472 align:center Come on, we're buddies, right? 00:03:42.555 --> 00:03:43.848 align:center Being buddies is one thing. 00:03:43.932 --> 00:03:45.058 align:center This is another. 00:03:46.351 --> 00:03:48.227 align:center You gotta be kidding me! Come on! 00:03:48.728 --> 00:03:49.979 align:center Don't take it personally. 00:03:50.480 --> 00:03:52.398 align:center We're desperate to hit our quota too. 00:03:53.024 --> 00:03:55.485 align:center Okay, see you at Kanrakuen. 00:03:57.403 --> 00:03:58.780 align:center Like hell I'm going with you! 00:03:58.863 --> 00:04:01.074 align:center You good-for- nothing two-faced traitor! 00:04:03.076 --> 00:04:03.910 align:center Ugh, 00:04:04.452 --> 00:04:05.495 align:center Forget it, I'm done! 00:04:07.580 --> 00:04:09.958 align:center This is all such a pain in the ass. 00:04:10.458 --> 00:04:11.334 align:center Tetsu. 00:04:11.834 --> 00:04:12.710 align:center Hm? 00:04:13.211 --> 00:04:14.629 align:center The game isn't over 00:04:14.712 --> 00:04:16.923 align:center until the moment you give up. 00:04:17.423 --> 00:04:19.300 align:center Yeah, and look who's talking. 00:04:19.384 --> 00:04:21.302 align:center You can't even quit your video game. 00:04:24.555 --> 00:04:26.557 align:center I can't deal with any of you today. 00:04:28.017 --> 00:04:28.851 align:center Hm? 00:04:31.396 --> 00:04:32.230 align:center What's this? 00:04:34.065 --> 00:04:35.024 align:center A plushie? 00:04:38.152 --> 00:04:39.153 align:center Oh nice and squishy! 00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:44.617 align:center Yeah, feels like a marshmallow. 00:04:49.455 --> 00:04:50.289 align:center Hey. 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:54.127 align:center Handle me with a little more respect. 00:04:54.210 --> 00:04:55.712 align:center This thing just talked to us. 00:04:55.795 --> 00:04:58.631 align:center -A talking plushie? -I am not a plushie. 00:04:59.299 --> 00:05:02.593 align:center I am Navigation AI, Prototype… Mini. 00:05:03.344 --> 00:05:04.595 align:center -Huh? -Figures… 00:05:05.096 --> 00:05:06.931 align:center they told me you'd be stupid. 00:05:07.432 --> 00:05:08.599 align:center Excuse me? 00:05:08.683 --> 00:05:10.560 align:center I'll put it simply for you. 00:05:10.643 --> 00:05:14.022 align:center I'm a miniature prototype of an angel robot, 00:05:14.522 --> 00:05:17.608 align:center so you can call me Mini Proto, all right? 00:05:17.692 --> 00:05:18.860 align:center An angel robot! 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:21.070 align:center How stylish! 00:05:22.822 --> 00:05:24.032 align:center Robot, hobbit, 00:05:24.115 --> 00:05:25.450 align:center whatever the hell you are. 00:05:25.950 --> 00:05:26.993 align:center So what do you want? 00:05:27.076 --> 00:05:29.537 align:center I have been sent here to accompany lazy angels like you and train 00:05:29.620 --> 00:05:34.959 align:center you in the basics of helping spirits pass on. 00:05:35.543 --> 00:05:36.669 align:center Train us? 00:05:37.670 --> 00:05:40.882 align:center That's mighty big talk for a little white bun like you. 00:05:41.632 --> 00:05:42.550 align:center How rude! 00:05:42.633 --> 00:05:45.094 align:center Take that! Take that! Take that! Take that… Take that! Take that! 00:05:45.178 --> 00:05:46.846 align:center -Take that! Take that… -Come on, 00:05:46.929 --> 00:05:48.139 align:center you can do it! Almost there. 00:05:48.222 --> 00:05:51.184 align:center Why'd they make your arms so short? 00:05:51.934 --> 00:05:53.853 align:center -Fine, whatever. -Uh-oh, it's sulking. 00:05:54.604 --> 00:05:56.397 align:center So you don't need my help, then? 00:05:56.481 --> 00:05:58.816 align:center Nope. Don't need it. Off you go. 00:06:00.234 --> 00:06:01.361 align:center What a shame. 00:06:01.944 --> 00:06:05.281 align:center I came all this way to share some juicy spirit info. 00:06:05.782 --> 00:06:06.866 align:center Hold on, 00:06:06.949 --> 00:06:07.825 align:center Spirit? 00:06:07.909 --> 00:06:08.826 align:center Where is it?! Tell me! 00:06:08.910 --> 00:06:12.955 align:center Ohhh… but I thought you didn't need my help? Right? 00:06:13.039 --> 00:06:15.166 align:center No, no, we do. Of course we do. 00:06:15.666 --> 00:06:17.210 align:center You should've led with that. 00:06:17.293 --> 00:06:19.378 align:center Now how about a head rub? 00:06:19.462 --> 00:06:20.755 align:center How's this? 00:06:22.090 --> 00:06:25.927 align:center Stop playing with my body already! 00:06:28.971 --> 00:06:30.515 align:center You'll be following my orders, 00:06:31.015 --> 00:06:32.016 align:center understood? 00:06:32.100 --> 00:06:35.478 align:center -It's Nookie time! And I'm your Ryo Saeba! -We're on like Aja Kong! 00:06:36.229 --> 00:06:37.855 align:center Are we even allowed to say that? 00:06:39.357 --> 00:06:41.901 align:center Anyway… locating the spirit. 00:06:42.527 --> 00:06:45.780 align:center X-coordinate: eleven thousand, five hundred seventy three meters. 00:06:45.863 --> 00:06:48.991 align:center Y-coordinate: twenty two thousand six hundred ninety four meters. 00:06:49.075 --> 00:06:51.786 align:center Heading north at six kilometers per hour. 00:06:53.496 --> 00:06:54.997 align:center We're heading there right away. 00:06:55.081 --> 00:06:56.082 align:center Huh? What? Heading where? 00:06:56.165 --> 00:06:58.751 align:center You seriously can't read coordinates? The rumor was right after all. 00:06:58.835 --> 00:07:01.838 align:center You're just an idiot in a suit. 00:07:07.552 --> 00:07:09.637 align:center Alright now… Follow me! 00:07:12.682 --> 00:07:15.017 align:center Come on, pedal harder. 00:07:16.144 --> 00:07:17.603 align:center Why don't you pedal for once? 00:07:18.312 --> 00:07:19.272 align:center I'd do it once, 00:07:19.772 --> 00:07:20.982 align:center But not right now. 00:07:21.524 --> 00:07:22.358 align:center Hey you, 00:07:22.942 --> 00:07:24.443 align:center it's not fair that you can fly! 00:07:24.527 --> 00:07:27.071 align:center Move it, we're losing daylight! 00:07:29.115 --> 00:07:30.992 align:center Damn it! Would you wait up! 00:07:39.041 --> 00:07:39.876 align:center Hmm… 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:41.169 align:center Should be around here. 00:07:43.087 --> 00:07:44.380 align:center There! I see him! 00:07:45.840 --> 00:07:46.966 align:center MU 97-03. 00:07:48.634 --> 00:07:50.428 align:center Tamesuke Naito. 00:07:50.511 --> 00:07:51.679 align:center Robot was spot on. 00:07:52.180 --> 00:07:53.764 align:center That's very impressive. 00:07:55.474 --> 00:07:58.186 align:center Never underestimate the latest heavenly technology. 00:07:58.686 --> 00:07:59.729 align:center All right, 00:07:59.812 --> 00:08:01.439 align:center we'll approach him from three sides. 00:08:01.522 --> 00:08:03.357 align:center Move quietly. Don't let him notice. 00:08:03.858 --> 00:08:05.860 align:center Once he's surrounded, we'll all- 00:08:05.943 --> 00:08:07.278 align:center Wh… Wh… Wh… wait! 00:08:09.447 --> 00:08:10.740 align:center Those idiots! 00:08:12.158 --> 00:08:12.992 align:center Huh? 00:08:14.494 --> 00:08:15.953 align:center Who the hell are you guys? 00:08:16.037 --> 00:08:16.954 align:center Take it easy. 00:08:17.038 --> 00:08:18.664 align:center We don't mean you any harm. 00:08:19.165 --> 00:08:21.751 align:center Not at all… we'll be guiding you to the afterlife. 00:08:22.251 --> 00:08:25.171 align:center So just stay calm, and it'll be over quick. 00:08:26.380 --> 00:08:27.715 align:center Here's some friendly advice. 00:08:27.798 --> 00:08:29.008 align:center Run while you can. 00:08:29.550 --> 00:08:31.010 align:center Oh, you wanna fight? 00:08:31.510 --> 00:08:32.637 align:center Sounds fun. 00:08:37.683 --> 00:08:39.227 align:center Tetsu are you all right? 00:08:41.562 --> 00:08:42.813 align:center Not a bad punch. 00:08:43.564 --> 00:08:46.275 align:center You must've been a pro boxer when you were alive. 00:08:46.359 --> 00:08:48.319 align:center But I've been hit harder than that. 00:08:49.028 --> 00:08:50.279 align:center Compared to Inoki's slap, 00:08:51.531 --> 00:08:52.740 align:center this is noth-… 00:08:54.700 --> 00:08:57.036 align:center Ding-ding- ding! Tamba is down! 00:08:57.536 --> 00:08:58.746 align:center Knock Out! 00:09:02.833 --> 00:09:04.502 align:center Ow, ow! That hurts! 00:09:05.086 --> 00:09:07.463 align:center I told you not to do anything on your own! 00:09:08.172 --> 00:09:11.884 align:center If you had followed my orders and worked efficiently, that spirit would've 00:09:11.968 --> 00:09:14.053 align:center passed on by now. 00:09:14.887 --> 00:09:18.015 align:center How am I supposed to move around if I have to plan out every detail? 00:09:18.099 --> 00:09:19.684 align:center Sorry. Not our style. 00:09:20.184 --> 00:09:21.978 align:center We act by feeling, not thinking. 00:09:22.061 --> 00:09:25.815 align:center You should be thinking your actions! If you just worked more efficiently-- 00:09:25.898 --> 00:09:28.859 align:center Come on, save the lecture for when we're all done. We need to find that spirit 00:09:28.943 --> 00:09:29.777 align:center first. 00:09:32.071 --> 00:09:35.408 align:center Yeah, let's go. That's the efficient way, right? 00:09:37.368 --> 00:09:38.202 align:center Damn it! 00:09:39.537 --> 00:09:41.872 align:center They're even bigger idiots than I thought. 00:09:42.748 --> 00:09:46.043 align:center Still… I wonder why that spirit's trying to run. 00:09:46.544 --> 00:09:49.088 align:center It must realize it's too late to struggle now. 00:09:54.427 --> 00:09:55.261 align:center You found it? 00:09:56.470 --> 00:09:57.305 align:center What? 00:09:58.180 --> 00:09:59.181 align:center The zoo? 00:10:00.850 --> 00:10:03.894 align:center The spirit is currently near the elephant enclosure. 00:10:04.770 --> 00:10:06.731 align:center Listen up. We'll split in two. 00:10:07.940 --> 00:10:10.359 align:center Roger that. Captain, we'll come from both sides. 00:10:10.443 --> 00:10:11.277 align:center Got it. 00:10:14.488 --> 00:10:16.490 align:center -Huh? -Found ya. 00:10:17.742 --> 00:10:19.160 align:center So it's you again… 00:10:22.163 --> 00:10:22.997 align:center Close one. 00:10:23.789 --> 00:10:25.875 align:center I've already seen through all your punches. 00:10:25.958 --> 00:10:27.001 align:center Fast learner. 00:10:30.338 --> 00:10:32.173 align:center It's no use! Captain, 00:10:32.256 --> 00:10:33.341 align:center he's headed your way! 00:10:34.300 --> 00:10:35.134 align:center Huh? 00:10:37.136 --> 00:10:37.970 align:center What? 00:10:44.101 --> 00:10:45.394 align:center One quick strike to the face, 00:10:45.478 --> 00:10:47.813 align:center then I'll grab its trunk while it's still dazed- 00:10:47.897 --> 00:10:49.940 align:center Wrong target, dammit! 00:10:51.233 --> 00:10:53.110 align:center -Oh? -He got away again! 00:10:53.194 --> 00:10:54.945 align:center What are you doing?! 00:10:57.031 --> 00:10:57.865 align:center Look at that, 00:10:57.948 --> 00:10:59.533 align:center Who knew elephant poops were so… 00:10:59.617 --> 00:11:01.285 align:center -el-enormous. -That's a shitty pun. 00:11:01.369 --> 00:11:02.203 align:center -Really? -Look! 00:11:02.286 --> 00:11:03.663 align:center We're doing poop jokes now? 00:11:04.205 --> 00:11:05.873 align:center -Poop. -Stop saying poop. 00:11:05.956 --> 00:11:06.999 align:center That's a mammoth dump! 00:11:07.083 --> 00:11:08.918 align:center Damn, these guys are persistent. 00:11:09.001 --> 00:11:10.211 align:center What should I do? 00:11:11.337 --> 00:11:12.171 align:center Oh? 00:11:16.425 --> 00:11:18.052 align:center It's gone. I'm sorry. 00:11:19.595 --> 00:11:21.055 align:center Roo Takeshiba. 00:11:21.138 --> 00:11:22.765 align:center You did your best, buddy. 00:11:24.141 --> 00:11:24.975 align:center Huh? 00:11:27.937 --> 00:11:29.730 align:center The spirit signal just disappeared. 00:11:30.231 --> 00:11:32.400 align:center What good are you, you piece of junk? 00:11:32.483 --> 00:11:35.319 align:center Not so reliable when it really counts, huh? 00:11:35.403 --> 00:11:38.322 align:center You two are the last people I need to hear that from! 00:11:39.865 --> 00:11:42.243 align:center Roo Takeshiba's come back to life! 00:11:42.785 --> 00:11:43.619 align:center -Huh? -Huh? 00:11:43.703 --> 00:11:45.830 align:center -Huh? -Incredible! My body feels light as a 00:11:45.913 --> 00:11:48.124 align:center -feather! Hmm, hmm, hmm! -Whoa! 00:11:50.084 --> 00:11:51.544 align:center Roo Takeshiba! 00:11:52.044 --> 00:11:53.337 align:center Come back to life? 00:11:53.838 --> 00:11:56.841 align:center No way… Did he possess a dead animal?! 00:11:56.924 --> 00:11:57.758 align:center This is bad. 00:11:58.259 --> 00:11:59.635 align:center We have to go after him! 00:12:00.845 --> 00:12:01.971 align:center Damn, he's really bouncing. 00:12:02.054 --> 00:12:03.389 align:center After him… We have to go after him… 00:12:03.472 --> 00:12:04.932 align:center That's at least eight meters per jump. 00:12:05.015 --> 00:12:06.016 align:center That thing was solid. 00:12:06.100 --> 00:12:07.101 align:center He's built like Mirko. 00:12:07.184 --> 00:12:09.645 align:center Quit chatting and move it! 00:12:10.146 --> 00:12:12.648 align:center I'm not sure if you know this, but we can't actually touch any 00:12:12.732 --> 00:12:14.275 align:center physical bodies. 00:12:14.358 --> 00:12:16.235 align:center How do you suggest we deal with this? 00:12:17.486 --> 00:12:21.532 align:center Take one of these pills and your body will be corporeal for three hours. 00:12:22.032 --> 00:12:24.535 align:center You'll be able to touch things in the living world. 00:12:24.618 --> 00:12:26.120 align:center Hmm? One pill does that? 00:12:26.203 --> 00:12:27.121 align:center For real? 00:12:28.247 --> 00:12:31.667 align:center It's a groundbreaking invention that took a huge budget and a lot of 00:12:31.751 --> 00:12:32.918 align:center time to develop. 00:12:33.586 --> 00:12:36.338 align:center It took the combined wisdom of the whole Netherworld to complete. It's a 00:12:36.422 --> 00:12:39.258 align:center -miracle-- -Get back here, kangaroo! 00:12:40.634 --> 00:12:43.053 align:center Morons… I'll crush them… 00:12:43.804 --> 00:12:45.639 align:center You've got such nice biceps. 00:12:46.432 --> 00:12:49.518 align:center That's right, ain't nothing gonna hurt you with these babies around. 00:12:49.602 --> 00:12:51.395 align:center That's so sweet. 00:12:51.479 --> 00:12:52.938 align:center Outta my way! 00:12:56.442 --> 00:12:58.444 align:center What a beautiful day. 00:12:58.944 --> 00:13:01.113 align:center This little break is the only peace in my life-- 00:13:01.197 --> 00:13:02.781 align:center Coming through! 00:13:05.659 --> 00:13:07.328 align:center I could get used to this. 00:13:10.372 --> 00:13:12.082 align:center You're not getting away this time. 00:13:13.292 --> 00:13:14.877 align:center That's enough trouble out of you. 00:13:14.960 --> 00:13:16.462 align:center Time to surrender quietly. 00:13:19.298 --> 00:13:21.300 align:center Stand aside or you'll get hurt. 00:13:22.009 --> 00:13:22.843 align:center Bring it on. 00:13:24.261 --> 00:13:25.513 align:center Call it a revenge match. 00:13:26.597 --> 00:13:27.556 align:center Eat this! 00:13:35.731 --> 00:13:38.734 align:center So I guess that must be the famous kangaroo kick. 00:13:38.818 --> 00:13:41.320 align:center This is no time to be impressed! 00:13:42.530 --> 00:13:45.407 align:center That was… one a heck of a kick. 00:13:45.491 --> 00:13:48.577 align:center Would you hurry up and do something! 00:13:48.661 --> 00:13:51.455 align:center You're crazy. Can't you see what I'm dealing with? 00:13:52.081 --> 00:13:56.126 align:center If that escaped spirit causes any major damage to the human world, 00:13:56.752 --> 00:14:00.589 align:center the Dandelion Squad will be disbanded under Article seventeen of the Code of 00:14:00.673 --> 00:14:01.507 align:center the Netherworld. 00:14:02.508 --> 00:14:03.342 align:center What? 00:14:05.261 --> 00:14:08.222 align:center You won't have to worry about quotas anymore… right? 00:14:08.305 --> 00:14:09.348 align:center That's not funny! 00:14:09.848 --> 00:14:11.183 align:center This is really bad! 00:14:13.352 --> 00:14:14.353 align:center Aaaargh! 00:14:18.607 --> 00:14:19.900 align:center Tiger Mask! 00:14:21.151 --> 00:14:22.862 align:center Are you fired up? 00:14:23.737 --> 00:14:24.655 align:center This is hopeless. 00:14:25.155 --> 00:14:27.616 align:center His physical ability is on another level. 00:14:28.242 --> 00:14:30.077 align:center Damn it! What can we do? 00:14:30.661 --> 00:14:35.541 align:center This is what you get for not listening to me and doing things inefficiently. 00:14:36.041 --> 00:14:38.168 align:center I'm sorry… but you're done for. 00:14:39.336 --> 00:14:40.796 align:center Not quite yet. 00:14:42.256 --> 00:14:44.758 align:center I've got a pretty good read on his moves now. 00:14:45.759 --> 00:14:46.594 align:center Also… 00:14:46.677 --> 00:14:48.929 align:center there's this thing I've always wanted to try. 00:14:52.641 --> 00:14:53.767 align:center Gotta hurry. 00:14:55.227 --> 00:14:56.896 align:center I need to get there fast… 00:14:58.063 --> 00:14:58.897 align:center Huh? 00:15:00.065 --> 00:15:01.442 align:center What the hell? Move! 00:15:05.654 --> 00:15:06.488 align:center Hyaah! 00:15:08.949 --> 00:15:11.619 align:center -You like that? -I knew you had one hell of a jump. 00:15:12.995 --> 00:15:14.371 align:center Huh? What are you-? 00:15:14.872 --> 00:15:17.750 align:center I've always wanted to take a ride on a kangaroo. 00:15:18.500 --> 00:15:21.962 align:center Don't you mess with me! Hey, get off! 00:15:25.507 --> 00:15:26.884 align:center More, more! 00:15:27.551 --> 00:15:29.386 align:center How about this? 00:15:29.470 --> 00:15:31.221 align:center Still not enough! 00:15:32.097 --> 00:15:34.099 align:center It can't end like this! 00:15:34.183 --> 00:15:37.686 align:center It can't… it just can't end like this! 00:15:43.525 --> 00:15:44.360 align:center Oh… 00:15:45.569 --> 00:15:46.403 align:center Oh… 00:15:48.989 --> 00:15:49.823 align:center Did we get him? 00:15:50.908 --> 00:15:52.076 align:center Hey, hey, hold up, 00:15:52.576 --> 00:15:54.870 align:center why is his spirit a kangaroo too? 00:15:55.579 --> 00:15:58.582 align:center The spirit took on the shape of the body. This can happen when the body and the 00:15:58.666 --> 00:16:00.959 align:center spirit match too well. 00:16:01.043 --> 00:16:02.461 align:center Damn it, let me go. 00:16:02.962 --> 00:16:04.004 align:center No use. 00:16:04.088 --> 00:16:07.716 align:center This girl here beat Mas Oyama's spirit in arm wrestling. 00:16:07.800 --> 00:16:11.387 align:center Enough! Just make him pass on already! 00:16:12.012 --> 00:16:12.888 align:center I know. 00:16:15.349 --> 00:16:16.308 align:center Time to give it up. 00:16:20.062 --> 00:16:22.147 align:center Just give me a little longer. 00:16:23.524 --> 00:16:26.443 align:center I can't pass on like this. 00:16:27.736 --> 00:16:31.115 align:center What are you doing? Don't waste any more time. 00:16:31.198 --> 00:16:32.157 align:center Now now. 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:34.702 align:center We've come all this way. 00:16:34.785 --> 00:16:36.662 align:center Let's at least hear him out. Okay? 00:16:39.039 --> 00:16:40.374 align:center Guess we have to. 00:16:40.457 --> 00:16:41.375 align:center Huh? 00:16:41.458 --> 00:16:42.710 align:center Are you nuts? 00:16:43.210 --> 00:16:46.630 align:center After all the trouble he caused, you're still indulging him? 00:16:47.131 --> 00:16:49.049 align:center Absolutely not! 00:16:49.842 --> 00:16:52.219 align:center If it's come to this, I've got no choice. 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:53.887 align:center I'll make him pass on 00:16:54.430 --> 00:16:55.681 align:center all by myself. 00:16:58.183 --> 00:16:59.017 align:center Back hug. 00:16:59.518 --> 00:17:01.186 align:center What are you doing? Let me go! 00:17:02.438 --> 00:17:03.814 align:center Struggling won't help. 00:17:03.897 --> 00:17:06.734 align:center She also once pinned the spirit of Jumbo Tsuruta. 00:17:07.484 --> 00:17:08.318 align:center Shuwatch! 00:17:08.861 --> 00:17:09.778 align:center All right, then. 00:17:10.863 --> 00:17:13.657 align:center Let's hear it. Your final confession. 00:17:14.450 --> 00:17:16.827 align:center Well, if you insist. 00:17:19.246 --> 00:17:20.414 align:center I was born 00:17:20.914 --> 00:17:22.666 align:center on a hot and humid summer afternoon. 00:17:22.750 --> 00:17:24.209 align:center You're starting from there? 00:17:26.879 --> 00:17:27.755 align:center And with that, 00:17:28.255 --> 00:17:31.008 align:center I left my brawling days behind me 00:17:31.550 --> 00:17:33.427 align:center and became a professional boxer. 00:17:34.344 --> 00:17:37.347 align:center Sounds like he's finally getting to the point. 00:17:37.431 --> 00:17:40.726 align:center This is so boring I might just pass on myself. 00:17:41.226 --> 00:17:42.394 align:center Of course, 00:17:42.478 --> 00:17:45.189 align:center things didn't go so smoothly for me. 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:49.693 align:center I couldn't win for a long time after my debut. 00:17:51.278 --> 00:17:53.072 align:center Still… I trained hard. 00:17:54.531 --> 00:17:58.243 align:center I devoted my entire life to the art of boxing. 00:17:59.620 --> 00:18:03.123 align:center Then, just when I finally got a chance at a title match, 00:18:04.041 --> 00:18:05.292 align:center I had an accident. 00:18:06.794 --> 00:18:10.005 align:center Surely you've said enough by now. It's time to pass on-- 00:18:12.216 --> 00:18:13.133 align:center I get it! 00:18:13.926 --> 00:18:16.011 align:center I totally get how you feel, man! 00:18:16.845 --> 00:18:18.889 align:center Th-Thanks, I guess… 00:18:18.972 --> 00:18:20.224 align:center So you're saying- 00:18:20.307 --> 00:18:22.518 align:center your biggest regret is not being allowed- 00:18:23.018 --> 00:18:25.395 align:center to fight in the sacred ring of true men! 00:18:25.479 --> 00:18:27.523 align:center No, um, I'm not done talking-- 00:18:29.316 --> 00:18:30.818 align:center You are a passionate soul! 00:18:30.901 --> 00:18:32.361 align:center I'm moved to my core! 00:18:32.861 --> 00:18:35.572 align:center You're great! You're awesome, man! 00:18:36.073 --> 00:18:38.742 align:center I know you're burning up inside. I can feel it! 00:18:38.826 --> 00:18:39.701 align:center I can help you. 00:18:40.202 --> 00:18:41.745 align:center Just leave everything to me. 00:18:41.829 --> 00:18:42.788 align:center That's our Tetsu! 00:18:42.871 --> 00:18:45.749 align:center He's got the biggest heart in the Send-off Department. 00:18:46.458 --> 00:18:47.292 align:center Um… 00:18:49.044 --> 00:18:51.839 align:center This is nowhere near being done, is it? 00:18:52.631 --> 00:18:55.843 align:center All matches for today have ended. Please make your way to the nearest 00:18:55.926 --> 00:18:57.010 align:center exit. 00:18:57.636 --> 00:18:58.804 align:center What a damn shame. 00:18:58.887 --> 00:19:00.347 align:center Tetsu never showed up. 00:19:02.891 --> 00:19:04.977 align:center He's the most fired up guy here. 00:19:06.061 --> 00:19:07.604 align:center Just do whatever you want. 00:19:09.231 --> 00:19:10.607 align:center That's the fighting spirit! 00:19:11.358 --> 00:19:12.651 align:center Um, actually… 00:19:13.152 --> 00:19:14.153 align:center Don't hold back! 00:19:14.695 --> 00:19:16.947 align:center This is the ring you were meant to stand in! 00:19:17.030 --> 00:19:18.198 align:center No grudges, 00:19:19.408 --> 00:19:20.617 align:center Just an all-out fight! 00:19:23.203 --> 00:19:26.081 align:center How d'ya like… Boomerang Telios! 00:19:26.582 --> 00:19:27.666 align:center Hah! 00:19:30.627 --> 00:19:32.004 align:center Not done yet! 00:19:32.671 --> 00:19:34.715 align:center Do we really have push it this far? 00:19:35.340 --> 00:19:36.758 align:center It's just one spirit. 00:19:37.259 --> 00:19:38.302 align:center Yeah, that's right. 00:19:38.385 --> 00:19:40.095 align:center It is just one spirit. 00:19:41.054 --> 00:19:43.807 align:center He lived a dull life full of failures. 00:19:45.100 --> 00:19:49.563 align:center Let him spend his final moments the way he wants. It won't do any harm. 00:19:59.323 --> 00:20:01.909 align:center Look at his face, full of satisfaction. 00:20:08.582 --> 00:20:09.833 align:center Holy shit! 00:20:20.552 --> 00:20:21.762 align:center Are you satisfied now? 00:20:22.471 --> 00:20:25.015 align:center Yeah. Gotta hand it to you, bro. 00:20:25.724 --> 00:20:28.644 align:center This was the most fun match I've ever had. 00:20:29.686 --> 00:20:32.564 align:center I can't believe this was the best match of my life. 00:20:33.565 --> 00:20:34.399 align:center Ironic, huh? 00:20:35.484 --> 00:20:37.152 align:center No matter how hard I trained, 00:20:37.235 --> 00:20:40.280 align:center nothing could take the place of real talent. 00:20:41.281 --> 00:20:44.451 align:center And now, you can move on without any regrets. 00:20:44.952 --> 00:20:48.163 align:center To be honest, I was already sick of boxing. 00:20:49.915 --> 00:20:50.749 align:center What?! 00:20:51.375 --> 00:20:53.210 align:center Then why didn't you say so earlier?! 00:20:53.710 --> 00:20:56.672 align:center Because you guys just kept pushing the story along. 00:20:57.839 --> 00:21:00.926 align:center Great, so I got beaten up for nothing. 00:21:02.261 --> 00:21:04.054 align:center Well… there is… 00:21:04.554 --> 00:21:07.140 align:center one place I really wanna go. 00:21:07.891 --> 00:21:10.602 align:center And that's… the hotel… 00:21:13.605 --> 00:21:14.606 align:center Oh yeah… 00:21:15.816 --> 00:21:17.067 align:center Beautiful. 00:21:17.609 --> 00:21:20.153 align:center Absolutely beautiful! 00:21:20.237 --> 00:21:23.115 align:center I wanna burn this sight into my eyes forever. 00:21:23.657 --> 00:21:27.869 align:center My whole life was just harsh training. Not a single good thing happened. 00:21:28.537 --> 00:21:31.540 align:center I just wanted to be a champion… just once and be fawned over by gorgeous women. 00:21:31.623 --> 00:21:36.086 align:center That was the only real regret I had! 00:21:37.045 --> 00:21:38.505 align:center So he was just a secret perv. 00:21:39.172 --> 00:21:41.758 align:center It's pretty common with these self disciplined types. 00:21:41.842 --> 00:21:44.136 align:center -You'd be surprised. -Ridiculous. 00:21:44.970 --> 00:21:45.804 align:center Ahh… 00:21:46.471 --> 00:21:50.142 align:center This is what I dreamed of. Beautiful girls. Beautiful girls as far as the 00:21:50.225 --> 00:21:51.727 align:center eye can see! 00:21:56.398 --> 00:21:57.566 align:center Girls, girls, 00:21:57.649 --> 00:21:58.608 align:center girls! 00:22:02.529 --> 00:22:04.948 align:center Well, I guess that's just how people are. 00:22:05.824 --> 00:22:07.534 align:center Maybe through that fight with you, 00:22:08.035 --> 00:22:11.788 align:center his soul was finally able to strip off its underwear. 00:22:14.166 --> 00:22:16.418 align:center -That's another happy ending! -That's another happy ending! 00:22:16.501 --> 00:22:18.628 align:center Happy ending my butt! 00:22:18.712 --> 00:22:21.256 align:center Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! 00:22:21.340 --> 00:22:24.384 align:center This is why we never hit our quota! 00:22:24.468 --> 00:22:29.556 align:center Ora ora ora oraaa! Don't be such a downer! All's well that ends well! 00:22:32.100 --> 00:22:32.934 align:center -Oops… -Oops… 00:22:49.993 --> 00:22:52.204 align:center What just happened? Who are you? 00:22:52.704 --> 00:22:53.914 align:center Masaki Kyoga. 00:22:54.790 --> 00:22:57.709 align:center I've been assigned to the Send-Off Department as of today. 00:22:57.793 --> 00:22:58.668 align:center Another one? 00:22:59.169 --> 00:23:01.171 align:center Kyoga's must be on clearance, huh? 00:23:01.254 --> 00:23:04.674 align:center Are you also related to this… chair-lift to the gourd thing? 00:23:04.758 --> 00:23:06.760 align:center It's called the "chairman of the board!" 00:23:07.511 --> 00:23:09.262 align:center Daigoro Kyoga is my father. 00:23:09.346 --> 00:23:10.389 align:center He has three sons, 00:23:10.472 --> 00:23:12.474 align:center and I am the youngest of the three… 00:23:12.557 --> 00:23:15.310 align:center And they sent a thoroughbred like you out in the field? 00:23:16.103 --> 00:23:18.897 align:center Well, I suppose that's what you do with the youngest son. 00:23:18.980 --> 00:23:21.483 align:center Looks like Kyoga played his weakest card first. 00:23:21.566 --> 00:23:22.776 align:center You shut your face! 00:23:23.360 --> 00:23:27.155 align:center So anyway… why were you stuffed in that cramped little thing? 00:23:27.864 --> 00:23:30.659 align:center It's simple. I wanted to see how capable you were, 00:23:31.159 --> 00:23:33.954 align:center so I disguised myself to better observe the two of you. 00:23:34.454 --> 00:23:35.664 align:center Man, you're humorless. 00:23:36.164 --> 00:23:38.208 align:center And now you're using your big boy voice. 00:23:38.291 --> 00:23:40.585 align:center Listen to me, you morons! 00:23:42.295 --> 00:23:43.130 align:center The both of you 00:23:43.213 --> 00:23:45.340 align:center are very inefficient to an extreme degree! 00:23:46.216 --> 00:23:48.677 align:center You wasted the entire day doing useless nonsense! 00:23:49.177 --> 00:23:51.054 align:center Well, excuse us, Mr. HighandMighty. 00:23:51.680 --> 00:23:54.516 align:center From now on, I will be your supervisor 00:23:54.599 --> 00:23:57.060 align:center It will be my job to keep your behavior in check. 00:23:58.103 --> 00:23:59.187 align:center You're very annoying. 00:23:59.688 --> 00:24:03.483 align:center Therefore, I will be drilling you in the proper spirit- escorting practices, 00:24:03.567 --> 00:24:04.776 align:center so prepare yourselves. 00:24:05.277 --> 00:24:06.736 align:center Yeah yeah, whatever. 00:24:06.820 --> 00:24:08.071 align:center See you around. 00:24:09.197 --> 00:24:10.031 align:center Not so fast. 00:24:10.740 --> 00:24:12.325 align:center The job's not over yet. 00:24:13.535 --> 00:24:16.037 align:center There's more… a little mission debrief. 00:24:16.746 --> 00:24:17.581 align:center -Huh? -Huh? 00:24:19.499 --> 00:24:23.211 align:center Compared to other squads, your performance time is terrible. 00:24:23.879 --> 00:24:26.548 align:center I've made a list of thing we need to cut down on… 00:24:26.631 --> 00:24:27.841 align:center First is time, second is time, 00:24:27.924 --> 00:24:29.050 align:center I'm wiped out man… 00:24:29.134 --> 00:24:30.719 align:center the third, fourth, and fifth are all time! 00:24:30.802 --> 00:24:32.596 align:center Maybe we could sneak out while he's distracted. 00:24:32.679 --> 00:24:33.930 align:center There's way too much time wasted- 00:24:34.014 --> 00:24:34.931 align:center Yeah, it's worth a shot. 00:24:35.015 --> 00:24:35.849 align:center All right, here we go- 00:24:35.932 --> 00:24:37.100 align:center Stay there! We aren't done yet! 00:24:37.184 --> 00:24:38.018 align:center Oops, no, busted. 00:24:38.101 --> 00:24:40.479 align:center The most important spirit- escorting practices are: be quiet! 00:24:40.562 --> 00:24:42.147 align:center -Hm? -"Be quiet!" 00:24:42.230 --> 00:24:43.899 align:center -Huh? -Get in range! 00:24:43.982 --> 00:24:45.692 align:center -Uh Huh… -"Get in range!" 00:24:45.775 --> 00:24:47.360 align:center Remain unnoticed by the target! 00:24:48.361 --> 00:24:50.530 align:center -Okay, -Don't resist. It's time to pass on. 00:24:52.282 --> 00:24:53.283 align:center We just met. 00:24:53.783 --> 00:24:55.368 align:center Is this goodbye already? 00:24:59.915 --> 00:25:00.749 align:center Hm. 00:25:02.834 --> 00:25:04.252 align:center I don't like it rough. 00:25:05.086 --> 00:25:06.922 align:center Be gentle with me. 00:25:10.008 --> 00:25:12.469 align:center SNACK MIKA ith me.