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I swear to you!

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I won't drink a drop of booze until my
squad hits our quota!

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What incredible resolve! I'm tearing up
already!

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We'll hit the quota no matter what! We're
gonna make you proud, Captain!

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-Yeah!
-Yeah!

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Huh?

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Let's split up and check the spots where
spirits are likely to appear.

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For example…

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A spot like…

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Let's just cover everywhere!

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Yes, ma'am!

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We'll scour this world from end to end!

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No resting or chitchat! Let's fire up and
move!

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Yes, sir!

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Huh? What the hell are you peeping at?

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PUT THE BRAKES ON RAPIDLY RISING
EARTHBOUND SOCIETY

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-What do ya say?
-Sorry.

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But we don't have the time to babysit
another squad.

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What's up Plum squad?

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Keep talking if you wanna see what
heaven's like.

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Jeez, man, what the hell?

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Aren't we supposed to help each other in
tough times?

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-Get outta my way!
-We can't afford to fall behind!

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You guys are all psychopaths!

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Chief, did you see that?

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I thought teamwork was Send-Off
Department's motto!

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All of our salaries are based on
performance now.

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Everyone's feeling the pressure lately.

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Squads who perform poorly will
not receive payment.

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This is not good.

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If a small-fry squad like us can't get
any help, we're done for.

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We've gotta find enough spirits somehow.

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Tetsu!

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You found one?!

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Look! I beat my own record!

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Try doing some real work for once!

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Hey, don't get yourself worked up, Tetsu.

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You wanna watch this together?

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Hm?

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Get him Destino!

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Use your finisher!

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Adrenaline! Noradrenaline!

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One, two,

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Serotonin… Serotonin… Dopamine!

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Three!

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Man, is pro wrestling great or what?

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They've got another match playing live
tonight at the Kanrakuen.

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Do you wanna go?

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I guess nothing changes you.

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-Hm?
-Ehh…

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I guess I was just thinking.

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Things have been tough here and in
the World Below.

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Back in the day, it was simple.

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Everyone's lives were hard,

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and when they died, they passed
straight to the afterlife, with no

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regrets.

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Things are so complicated now.

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There are so many souls who keep moping
around after they die.

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And our captain

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she can't help but get involved.

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Says she can't just walk away.

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I think that's a good thing.

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In fact, that's what I kinda like
about you guys.

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Really? So you understand!

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Man, it's good to have at least
one friend!

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Hey, what's going on?

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Yeah? A spirit?

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Got it, I'll be right there.

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You found a spirit?

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Yeah.

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All right, let's roll, pal!

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I'm afraid I can't do that.

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Huh?

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Come on, we're buddies, right?

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Being buddies is one thing.

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This is another.

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You gotta be kidding me! Come on!

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Don't take it personally.

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We're desperate to hit our quota too.

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Okay, see you at Kanrakuen.

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Like hell I'm going with you!

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You good-for- nothing two-faced traitor!

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Ugh,

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Forget it, I'm done!

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This is all such a pain in the ass.

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Tetsu.

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Hm?

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The game isn't over

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until the moment you give up.

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Yeah, and look who's talking.

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You can't even quit your video game.

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I can't deal with any of you today.

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Hm?

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What's this?

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A plushie?

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Oh nice and squishy!

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Yeah, feels like a marshmallow.

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Hey.

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Handle me with a little more respect.

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This thing just talked to us.

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-A talking plushie?
-I am not a plushie.

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I am Navigation AI, Prototype… Mini.

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-Huh?
-Figures…

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they told me you'd be stupid.

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Excuse me?

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I'll put it simply for you.

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I'm a miniature prototype of an angel
robot,

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so you can call me Mini Proto, all right?

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An angel robot!

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How stylish!

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Robot, hobbit,

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whatever the hell you are.

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So what do you want?

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I have been sent here to accompany
lazy angels like you and train

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you in the basics of helping spirits pass
on.

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Train us?

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That's mighty big talk for a little white
bun like you.

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How rude!

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Take that! Take that! Take that!
Take that… Take that! Take that!

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-Take that! Take that…
-Come on,

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you can do it! Almost there.

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Why'd they make your arms so short?

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-Fine, whatever.
-Uh-oh, it's sulking.

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So you don't need my help, then?

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Nope. Don't need it. Off you go.

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What a shame.

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I came all this way to share some juicy
spirit info.

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Hold on,

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Spirit?

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Where is it?! Tell me!

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Ohhh… but I thought you didn't need
my help? Right?

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No, no, we do. Of course we do.

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You should've led with that.

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Now how about a head rub?

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How's this?

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Stop playing with my body already!

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You'll be following my orders,

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understood?

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-It's Nookie time! And I'm your Ryo Saeba!
-We're on like Aja Kong!

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Are we even allowed to say that?

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Anyway… locating the spirit.

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X-coordinate: eleven thousand,
five hundred seventy three meters.

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Y-coordinate: twenty two thousand six
hundred ninety four meters.

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Heading north at six kilometers per hour.

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We're heading there right away.

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Huh? What? Heading where?

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You seriously can't read coordinates?
The rumor was right after all.

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You're just an idiot in a suit.

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Alright now… Follow me!

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Come on, pedal harder.

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Why don't you pedal for once?

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I'd do it once,

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But not right now.

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Hey you,

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it's not fair that you can fly!

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Move it, we're losing daylight!

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Damn it! Would you wait up!

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Hmm…

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Should be around here.

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There! I see him!

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MU 97-03.

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Tamesuke Naito.

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Robot was spot on.

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That's very impressive.

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Never underestimate the latest heavenly
technology.

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All right,

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we'll approach him from three sides.

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Move quietly. Don't let him notice.

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Once he's surrounded, we'll all-

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Wh… Wh… Wh… wait!

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Those idiots!

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Huh?

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Who the hell are you guys?

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Take it easy.

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We don't mean you any harm.

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Not at all… we'll be guiding you to the
afterlife.

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So just stay calm, and it'll be over
quick.

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Here's some friendly advice.

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Run while you can.

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Oh, you wanna fight?

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Sounds fun.

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Tetsu are you all right?

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Not a bad punch.

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You must've been a pro boxer when
you were alive.

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But I've been hit harder than that.

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Compared to Inoki's slap,

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this is noth-…

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Ding-ding- ding! Tamba is down!

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Knock Out!

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Ow, ow! That hurts!

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I told you not to do anything on
your own!

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If you had followed my orders and worked
efficiently, that spirit would've

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passed on by now.

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How am I supposed to move around
if I have to plan out every detail?

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Sorry. Not our style.

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We act by feeling, not thinking.

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You should be thinking your actions!
If you just worked more efficiently--

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Come on, save the lecture for when we're
all done. We need to find that spirit

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first.

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Yeah, let's go. That's the efficient way,
right?

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Damn it!

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They're even bigger idiots than
I thought.

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Still… I wonder why that spirit's
trying to run.

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It must realize it's too late to struggle
now.

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You found it?

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What?

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The zoo?

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The spirit is currently near the elephant
enclosure.

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Listen up. We'll split in two.

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Roger that.
Captain, we'll come from both sides.

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Got it.

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-Huh?
-Found ya.

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So it's you again…

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Close one.

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I've already seen through all
your punches.

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Fast learner.

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It's no use! Captain,

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he's headed your way!

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Huh?

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What?

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One quick strike to the face,

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then I'll grab its trunk while it's still
dazed-

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Wrong target, dammit!

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-Oh?
-He got away again!

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What are you doing?!

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Look at that,

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Who knew elephant poops were so…

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-el-enormous.
-That's a shitty pun.

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-Really?
-Look!

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We're doing poop jokes now?

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-Poop.
-Stop saying poop.

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That's a mammoth dump!

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Damn, these guys are persistent.

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What should I do?

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Oh?

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It's gone. I'm sorry.

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Roo Takeshiba.

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You did your best, buddy.

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Huh?

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The spirit signal just disappeared.

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What good are you, you piece of junk?

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Not so reliable when it really counts,
huh?

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You two are the last people I need to
hear that from!

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Roo Takeshiba's come back to life!

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-Huh?
-Huh?

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-Huh?
-Incredible! My body feels light as a

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-feather! Hmm, hmm, hmm!
-Whoa!

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Roo Takeshiba!

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Come back to life?

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No way… Did he possess a dead animal?!

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This is bad.

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We have to go after him!

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Damn, he's really bouncing.

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After him… We have to go after him…

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That's at least eight meters per jump.

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That thing was solid.

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He's built like Mirko.

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Quit chatting and move it!

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I'm not sure if you know this, but we
can't actually touch any

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physical bodies.

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How do you suggest we deal with this?

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Take one of these pills and your body
will be corporeal for three hours.

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You'll be able to touch things in the
living world.

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Hmm? One pill does that?

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For real?

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It's a groundbreaking invention
that took a huge budget and a lot of

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time to develop.

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It took the combined wisdom of the whole
Netherworld to complete. It's a

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-miracle--
-Get back here, kangaroo!

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Morons… I'll crush them…

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You've got such nice biceps.

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That's right, ain't nothing
gonna hurt you with these babies around.

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That's so sweet.

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Outta my way!

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What a beautiful day.

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This little break is the only peace in
my life--

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Coming through!

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I could get used to this.

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You're not getting away this time.

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That's enough trouble out of you.

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Time to surrender quietly.

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Stand aside or you'll get hurt.

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Bring it on.

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Call it a revenge match.

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Eat this!

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So I guess that must be the famous
kangaroo kick.

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This is no time to be impressed!

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That was… one a heck of a kick.

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Would you hurry up and do something!

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You're crazy. Can't you see what
I'm dealing with?

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If that escaped spirit causes any
major damage to the human world,

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the Dandelion Squad will be disbanded
under Article seventeen of the Code of

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the Netherworld.

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What?

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You won't have to worry about quotas
anymore… right?

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That's not funny!

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This is really bad!

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Aaaargh!

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Tiger Mask!

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Are you fired up?

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This is hopeless.

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His physical ability is on another level.

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Damn it! What can we do?

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This is what you get for not listening to
me and doing things inefficiently.

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I'm sorry… but you're done for.

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Not quite yet.

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I've got a pretty good read on his
moves now.

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Also…

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there's this thing I've always wanted to
try.

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Gotta hurry.

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I need to get there fast…

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Huh?

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What the hell? Move!

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Hyaah!

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-You like that?
-I knew you had one hell of a jump.

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Huh? What are you-?

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I've always wanted to take a ride on a
kangaroo.

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Don't you mess with me! Hey, get off!

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More, more!

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How about this?

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Still not enough!

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It can't end like this!

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It can't… it just can't end like this!

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Oh…

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Oh…

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Did we get him?

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Hey, hey, hold up,

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why is his spirit a kangaroo too?

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The spirit took on the shape of the body.
This can happen when the body and the

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spirit match too well.

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Damn it, let me go.

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No use.

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This girl here beat Mas Oyama's spirit in
arm wrestling.

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Enough! Just make him pass on already!

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I know.

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Time to give it up.

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Just give me a little longer.

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I can't pass on like this.

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What are you doing? Don't waste any
more time.

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Now now.

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We've come all this way.

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Let's at least hear him out. Okay?

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Guess we have to.

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Huh?

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Are you nuts?

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After all the trouble he caused,
you're still indulging him?

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Absolutely not!

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If it's come to this, I've got no choice.

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I'll make him pass on

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all by myself.

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Back hug.

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What are you doing? Let me go!

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Struggling won't help.

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She also once pinned the spirit of Jumbo
Tsuruta.

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Shuwatch!

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All right, then.

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Let's hear it. Your final confession.

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Well, if you insist.

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I was born

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on a hot and humid summer afternoon.

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You're starting from there?

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And with that,

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I left my brawling days behind me

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and became a professional boxer.

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Sounds like he's finally getting to
the point.

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This is so boring I might just pass on
myself.

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Of course,

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things didn't go so smoothly for me.

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I couldn't win for a long time after my
debut.

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Still… I trained hard.

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I devoted my entire life to the art of
boxing.

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Then, just when I finally got a chance at
a title match,

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I had an accident.

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Surely you've said enough by now. It's
time to pass on--

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I get it!

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I totally get how you feel, man!

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Th-Thanks, I guess…

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So you're saying-

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your biggest regret is not being allowed-

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to fight in the sacred ring of true men!

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No, um, I'm not done talking--

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You are a passionate soul!

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I'm moved to my core!

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You're great! You're awesome, man!

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I know you're burning up inside. I can
feel it!

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I can help you.

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Just leave everything to me.

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That's our Tetsu!

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He's got the biggest heart in
the Send-off Department.

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Um…

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This is nowhere near being done, is it?

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All matches for today have ended.
Please make your way to the nearest

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exit.

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What a damn shame.

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Tetsu never showed up.

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He's the most fired up guy here.

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Just do whatever you want.

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That's the fighting spirit!

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Um, actually…

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Don't hold back!

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This is the ring you were meant to
stand in!

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No grudges,

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Just an all-out fight!

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How d'ya like… Boomerang Telios!

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Hah!

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Not done yet!

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Do we really have push it this far?

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It's just one spirit.

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Yeah, that's right.

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It is just one spirit.

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He lived a dull life full of failures.

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Let him spend his final moments
the way he wants. It won't do any harm.

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Look at his face, full of satisfaction.

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Holy shit!

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Are you satisfied now?

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Yeah. Gotta hand it to you, bro.

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This was the most fun match I've ever
had.

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I can't believe this was the best
match of my life.

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Ironic, huh?

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No matter how hard I trained,

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nothing could take the place of real
talent.

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And now,
you can move on without any regrets.

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To be honest, I was already sick
of boxing.

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What?!

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Then why didn't you say so earlier?!

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Because you guys just kept pushing
the story along.

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Great, so I got beaten up for nothing.

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Well… there is…

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one place I really wanna go.

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And that's… the hotel…

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Oh yeah…

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Beautiful.

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Absolutely beautiful!

21:20.237 --> 21:23.115
I wanna burn this sight into my eyes
forever.

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My whole life was just harsh training.
Not a single good thing happened.

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I just wanted to be a champion… just once
and be fawned over by gorgeous women.

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That was the only real regret I had!

21:37.045 --> 21:38.505
So he was just a secret perv.

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It's pretty common with these self
disciplined types.

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-You'd be surprised.
-Ridiculous.

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Ahh…

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This is what I dreamed of. Beautiful
girls. Beautiful girls as far as the

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eye can see!

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Girls, girls,

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girls!

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Well, I guess that's just how people are.

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Maybe through that fight with you,

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his soul was finally able to strip off
its underwear.

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-That's another happy ending!
-That's another happy ending!

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Happy ending my butt!

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Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless!
Useless!

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This is why we never hit our quota!

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Ora ora ora oraaa! Don't be such a
downer! All's well that ends well!

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-Oops…
-Oops…

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What just happened? Who are you?

22:52.704 --> 22:53.914
Masaki Kyoga.

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I've been assigned to the Send-Off
Department as of today.

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Another one?

22:59.169 --> 23:01.171
Kyoga's must be on clearance, huh?

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Are you also related to this… chair-lift
to the gourd thing?

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It's called the "chairman of the board!"

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Daigoro Kyoga is my father.

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He has three sons,

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and I am the youngest of the three…

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And they sent a thoroughbred like you
out in the field?

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Well, I suppose that's what you do
with the youngest son.

23:18.980 --> 23:21.483
Looks like Kyoga played his weakest
card first.

23:21.566 --> 23:22.776
You shut your face!

23:23.360 --> 23:27.155
So anyway… why were you stuffed in
that cramped little thing?

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It's simple.
I wanted to see how capable you were,

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so I disguised myself to better
observe the two of you.

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Man, you're humorless.

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And now you're using your big boy voice.

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Listen to me, you morons!

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The both of you

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are very inefficient to an extreme
degree!

23:46.216 --> 23:48.677
You wasted the entire day doing useless
nonsense!

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Well, excuse us, Mr. HighandMighty.

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From now on, I will be your supervisor

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It will be my job to keep your
behavior in check.

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You're very annoying.

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Therefore, I will be drilling you in the
proper spirit- escorting practices,

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so prepare yourselves.

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Yeah yeah, whatever.

24:06.820 --> 24:08.071
See you around.

24:09.197 --> 24:10.031
Not so fast.

24:10.740 --> 24:12.325
The job's not over yet.

24:13.535 --> 24:16.037
There's more… a little mission debrief.

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-Huh?
-Huh?

24:19.499 --> 24:23.211
Compared to other squads, your
performance time is terrible.

24:23.879 --> 24:26.548
I've made a list of thing we need to cut
down on…

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First is time, second is time,

24:27.924 --> 24:29.050
I'm wiped out man…

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the third, fourth, and fifth are
all time!

24:30.802 --> 24:32.596
Maybe we could sneak out while he's
distracted.

24:32.679 --> 24:33.930
There's way too much time wasted-

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Yeah, it's worth a shot.

24:35.015 --> 24:35.849
All right, here we go-

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Stay there! We aren't done yet!

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Oops, no, busted.

24:38.101 --> 24:40.479
The most important spirit- escorting
practices are: be quiet!

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-Hm?
-"Be quiet!"

24:42.230 --> 24:43.899
-Huh?
-Get in range!

24:43.982 --> 24:45.692
-Uh Huh…
-"Get in range!"

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Remain unnoticed by the target!

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-Okay,
-Don't resist. It's time to pass on.

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We just met.

24:53.783 --> 24:55.368
Is this goodbye already?

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Hm.

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I don't like it rough.

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Be gentle with me.

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SNACK MIKA
ith me.
