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Let's see… There was a monk who once said…

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"This world's full of suffering,
and heaven is the afterlife"

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"Rely on Buddha and invoke him…"

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The ticket to heaven is here

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And to those who came to me with that
very ticket

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I said to them "Paradise?"

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"That's the world where you've been until
now."

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"Oh you suffered? Well of course, all
you ever did was invoke Buddha."

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Quit it!

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Just give up already!

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HA44-10

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"Rather than being convinced by
the imagination of monks, wouldn't it

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be better to chase your own dreams?"

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"Because here, at most, you'll just get
chased by us angels. The promised

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land is far beyond your reach."

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Hey! Old Man!

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Will you just stop already and pass on!

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Quit being stubborn and hanging on
to the past!

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You know, stubborn men aren't
popular with girls in the afterlife!

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Shut your face, you delinquent angel!

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DANDELION CLAN

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It was my stubbornness that won my wife's
heart!

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Neither the living, nor the dead,
should dwell on the past.

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It just gets you stuck.

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Too many people are stuck in this boring
world because of that.

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And we're the cleaners. It's our job
to get them out of it.

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Damn it!

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I'm Tetsuo Tanba from the
Dandelion Squad. Twenty-First

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Unit of the Japanese Angel Federation's
Escort Department.

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Hey, Tetsu

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You really should pedal faster,

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We keep going at this speed and he's
going to outrun us.

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This is Misaki Kurogane. Leader of the
Dandelion Squad.

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THE DANDELION CLAN 21ST DIVISION SEND-OFF
DEPARTMENT OF JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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Says the one stuffing her face with a red
bean bun!

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What the hell are you tagging along for?!

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I wanna feel The wind in my hair.

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Then join a biker gang!!

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Damnit, a bike is no match for the
willpower of souls!

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This is exactly why I've been trying to
request a car!

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We don't need a car. Besides,
we're angels. We have wings.

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And an angels wings are tenacious.

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The hell? D'you think you're a
baseball coach?

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You're giving me little league
quotes while we're playing the World

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Series!

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Tetsu, let me pedal. This little leaguer
wants to show you her wings.

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Yeah, right. You've got beansprouts
for legs.

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And anyway, that position would be
totally immodest and--

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W-what the hell?! How do your muscles
even work?!

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Does it matter? Just watch the road.

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H four four one zero.

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Harukichi Nakayama. Seventy-six
years old.

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THE DANDELION CLAN SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT
OF THE JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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Looks like he slipped in the bathroom a
month ago. Hit his head pretty hard and

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died. Yep. The face matches.

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No doubt about it. It's him, alright.

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Right, then.

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Man You gave us a lot of trouble.

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Well, brace yourself.

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I'll send you to the other side.

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Come on w-w-w-wait a second!

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Won't you hear me out, at least?
I've got a lot going on right now.

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Hey, it's okay to have a lot going on.

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Because when I shoot you between the
eyes with this Tamakin Soul-Buster gun.

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Doesn't matter what you're carrying,
you'll reach the afterlife with all

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your baggage.
So you can keep it with you forever.

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What's that supposed to mean?!

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Are you kidding me?! That's just
sweeping the problems under the rug!

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That doesn't solve the core issue! Plus I
won't be able to die in peace!

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Talk to a priest if you have a
confession. Angels ain't got time.

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We're too busy listening to the dead
whine about their damn regrets.

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Please! Just listen!

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Listen to me for one second. Please just
hear me out!

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It's not anything crazy, I swear.

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All I want to do is have the opportunity
to say sorry to my wife.

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Hey. Talking's over.

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Why the need to apologize?

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The hell?

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Um, well it's a bit embarrassing.
Let me see now, how do I put this.

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The thing is, I had a big fight with her,
right before I died.

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And I walked away when things were still
awkward between us.

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I know it's too late. But I still want to
apologize for that somehow.

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And I know it's impossible to do that
in this current form.

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Yep.

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There's no way that a spirit can
ever make contact with the living.

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Pathetically sad. You stayed here over
that?

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I bet the old hag's happy.

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What did you say?!

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Surely as a man, you should understand!?

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That desire to spend your final moments
with the partner who shared

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every joy and heartbreak with
you for most of your life?!

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Of course not. I'm single.

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Then there must have been someone who you
loved that much?

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Of course, professional wrestler Antonio
Inoki!

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By the way…

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If your wife was so dear to you, then
what did you fight about?

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Well, you see…

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It's because…

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I decided to eat her favorite pudding.

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She was looking forward to it.

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-Bye, bye.
-Whoa woah woah wait! Just… wait!

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We're talking about pudding! Who could
possibly resist? Especially when it's

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right in front of you! Don't you get it?
You cold-hearted bastard!?

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-Most can resist.
-No… not many can resist.

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As a matter of fact… I'm one of them.

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I once stole my mom's flan who then
beat the crap out of me.

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So it's true. I'm a pudding-cess!

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Okay…

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So what?

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NAKAYAMA

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What… the… hell?

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Are we seriously gonna help this old guy
resolve his regret just because you

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share a love for pudding?

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A Pudding-cess does not abandon her
Pudding-ce especially in his time of

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need!

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We're pudding together an alliance! Hehe!

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I think your brains are full of pudding…

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Oh jeez.

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I swear it always ends up like this.

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Always taking on extra work that never
pays off.

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First of all, she can't even see us,
let alone talk to us, so what are

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you gonna do about that?

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You've no way of contacting her.

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Pudding-sister… This might be impossible.

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Of course not… everything's gonna be
fine, pudding-bro.

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Oh! Really? Great!

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-Simple, really.
-Hang on. You can't mean…

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We're going to pull your wife's soul
right out of her own body.

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But that's totally murdering her!

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Nah, it's simple astral projection.

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Hold on! You know that's illegal, right?!

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It's fine. I'll put her back in her
body once we're done.

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Gah! That brat!

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I'm having nothing to do with it.

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Antariwon, sokumetsusoku,

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birariya birari,

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aunsetsumei, sokusetsuun,

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zanzandari, zandari…

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Han!

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Okay… all done.

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-Well… okay, but…
-Well… okay, but…

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-Who the hell is that?!
-Who the hell is that?!

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I've gotta say, your wife certainly looks
striking when you're up close to her.

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You have a very a unique way of viewing
this world!

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Why did someone else's soul just
come out of my wife's body?

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And where the hell is my wife?!

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N 21-00

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Where the hell is his wife?

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Uhh… I dunno.

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Hey, you're not too bad are ya?

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You remind me of my mom, who I left
here in this world.

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But I don't know anything about this
old lady.

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I happened to find her body by pure
chance a little while ago.

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I'm a good-natured, wandering spirit, so
I took it to keep it safe.

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Well I guess I'll be shovin' off now.
Good luck with her.

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Wandering spirits usually go after empty
bodies.

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So you should really protect her and--

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That's rich coming from you.

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Hey Captain… this is becoming a real pain
in the ass.

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Yeah…

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It looks like your wife's soul
was already absent by the time

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the pig in the sweater took over.

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I'm guessing that she's wandering around
somewhere, unaware that she's out of

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her body.

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Really? I don't know, my wife isn't
clever enough to do something like that.

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Your wife's not doing it.

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This thing is all about you.

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You know about curses, don't you?

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They're created by people's strong
emotions.

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A soul is just a pile of emotions.

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So, right now, all you are is just a
walking curse.

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Die! Die! I'll kill you all!

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Even your love for someone can
turn into a powerful weapon.

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A weapon powerful enough to pull someone
else's soul into our world.

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That's all you are now.

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But, there's no way I would have wanted
to do such a thing!

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You really wanted to see your
wife, correct?

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Even without evil intent

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You bring harm to those you love.

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Dead people are the true monsters
around here.

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Because you foolishly clung on to the
idea of correcting a life that

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was already over. You'll eventually
become a monster.

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Tetsu.

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Now is really not the time to be talking
about this stuff.

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We've got to hurry up and find his wife's
soul.

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Otherwise her empty body will start to
perish.

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Pudding bro, can you--

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Pudding bro…

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I was… such an idiot.

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I didn't realize what was precious to me…
until I lost everything.

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And then when I finally realized it…
It was too late.

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I'm sorry My love.

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If only I had realized things sooner I…

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I could have done so much more for you.

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But now it's too late.

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Ow, ow, ow! Ouch! That hurts!

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-Ow, ow, ow! Come on! Stop it! That's
-It's not too late because there's

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-something you can do right now.
-painful! Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Let go

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-Because the only time to take action
-already! Hey! Are you even listening

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-is now and the only place to do
-to me!?

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It is here.

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It's pointless trying to dwell on
the past or depend on the future.

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It's just a waste of time.

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Doing that will only make you miss the
present.

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There has to be something only you
can do.

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This is your last chance… so don't
blow it.

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Yeah, yeah I get it! Ow, ow, alright!
Just let go of my ear! You're gonna

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rip it of! For real!

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Yeah? What do you want!?

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This is the Violet Squad, you idiot!

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SUMIRE CLAN SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT OF THE
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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I'll vent about her to you later.

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But right now, can you do me a favor?

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You're so heavy!

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FUJI CLAN SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT OF THE
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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What does she look like?

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Like a Bulldog on the verge of
starvation.

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Huh!? The hell did you just say?!

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She may look like a Bulldog, but on the
inside, she's a Maltese, you bastard!

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UME CLAN SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT OF THE
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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Although it's likely that an aggressive
angel will take her out before

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-confirming her identity.
-Thanks, but I don't need a heads up.

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I just need intel.

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KIKU CLAN SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT OF THE
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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But let me borrow it later, okay!?

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Tetsuo.

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Connection.

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Try again

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Wait! Hold on!

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I think I saw that Bulldog woman.

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Wait, really?!

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Where is she?!

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It'll cost ya… Twenty-thousand.

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What… is going on?!?

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Why… is someone trying to run me over!?!

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Listen, boys… I don't know who sent you
hitmen, but whoever it was, they've

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got the wrong person!

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Why do you want to kill an old lady
who's just out for a walk?!

00:12:28.539 --> 00:12:31.167 align:center
Hey, you make it sound like we're the
bad guys here.

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We're not! We're just angels who've
been sent here to come and get you.

00:12:34.837 --> 00:12:37.131 align:center
You know how it goes, "to guide
you to the afterlife."

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As if somebody like you is actually
an angel!

00:12:40.468 --> 00:12:41.302 align:center
Were you fired?

00:12:41.385 --> 00:12:44.346 align:center
It's more likely they laid you off
and you've gone crazy!

00:12:44.430 --> 00:12:45.473 align:center
Well, what can we do?

00:12:45.556 --> 00:12:48.476 align:center
I mean, come on, she's not even aware
that she's died yet.

00:12:50.686 --> 00:12:52.646 align:center
Damn… I can't seem to aim right.

00:12:53.147 --> 00:12:54.523 align:center
Get it together, me!

00:12:55.024 --> 00:12:57.401 align:center
Don't let the alcohol affect me too much!

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Stop right there!!

00:13:00.154 --> 00:13:00.988 align:center
If you lay a finger on my wife I'll…

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THE DANDELION CLAN

00:13:01.989 --> 00:13:03.657 align:center
you know I'll… do… something just

00:13:03.741 --> 00:13:04.742 align:center
you see!

00:13:05.284 --> 00:13:06.285 align:center
Really? Like what?

00:13:06.869 --> 00:13:08.204 align:center
Huh?! Dandelion Squad?

00:13:09.121 --> 00:13:11.457 align:center
What in the world do you broke-ass
angels want?!

00:13:11.540 --> 00:13:14.668 align:center
If you're thinkin' about stealin'
our prey, you can back off!

00:13:14.752 --> 00:13:17.671 align:center
That's a violation of the underworld
code, Article Forty-two!

00:13:17.755 --> 00:13:20.591 align:center
You're the ones who are breaking the
law, you damn idiots!

00:13:20.674 --> 00:13:23.677 align:center
Did you check the register?!
That woman you're chasing isn't dead yet!

00:13:23.761 --> 00:13:25.304 align:center
Do you think I was born yesterday fool?

00:13:25.387 --> 00:13:28.182 align:center
-I'm calling your bluff! We're not
-I'm not bluffing you idiot! Just stop

00:13:28.265 --> 00:13:29.517 align:center
-stopping this car so just get outta
-the care you absolute moron!

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The way, you nitwit!

00:13:30.684 --> 00:13:33.312 align:center
-You're the idiot! You're the idiot!
-We're not stopping! We'll keep driving!

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We'll keep driving until you're
nothing but a dot on the horizon!

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See ya! Idiot! Moron!

00:13:39.276 --> 00:13:41.111 align:center
Hey! Pedal faster, man!

00:13:41.195 --> 00:13:42.696 align:center
Your wife's gonna die!

00:13:45.074 --> 00:13:47.076 align:center
For… my… wife!!!

00:13:52.373 --> 00:13:54.333 align:center
What?! Those tenacious bastards!

00:13:54.959 --> 00:13:56.752 align:center
You stupid drunken angel!

00:13:57.378 --> 00:13:59.839 align:center
Are you trying to get me to kill you
right now?!

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Hey! Idiot! I can't balance!

00:14:03.467 --> 00:14:05.761 align:center
Captain! Old guy!!

00:14:06.345 --> 00:14:09.056 align:center
Asshole!
You did this. It's all your fault!

00:14:09.557 --> 00:14:11.892 align:center
No it's not. This is definitely
all on you.

00:14:12.643 --> 00:14:15.604 align:center
Well it doesn't matter now, just stop
the car, okay? I'm serious! Come on, I'm

00:14:15.688 --> 00:14:17.022 align:center
begging you!

00:14:17.523 --> 00:14:20.234 align:center
Just let go, you bastard. I told you I'm
not stopping!

00:14:20.317 --> 00:14:22.486 align:center
Oh crap! Oh no! I'm falling! I'm falling,
I'm falling!

00:14:22.570 --> 00:14:24.363 align:center
Hey, guys, help me out here!

00:14:24.446 --> 00:14:25.865 align:center
This is finally our chance!

00:14:26.365 --> 00:14:28.075 align:center
We can take down "Tetsu the mad dog!"

00:14:28.158 --> 00:14:28.993 align:center
Mmm…

00:14:30.786 --> 00:14:31.620 align:center
What?!

00:14:32.413 --> 00:14:34.206 align:center
Captain! But when did you…

00:14:36.834 --> 00:14:38.460 align:center
Brakes!! Hit the brakes!

00:14:38.544 --> 00:14:42.715 align:center
I'm begging you too! Please hit
the brakes! Stop the car!

00:14:43.799 --> 00:14:45.426 align:center
"Hit the brakes"? What's that?

00:14:47.469 --> 00:14:49.680 align:center
Well I don't know. Is this one the brake?

00:14:51.098 --> 00:14:53.475 align:center
No! That's totally the opposite!

00:14:58.397 --> 00:15:00.357 align:center
-What?! You ran her over! You actually
-Oopsie daisy

00:15:00.441 --> 00:15:01.567 align:center
ran her over!

00:15:01.650 --> 00:15:04.194 align:center
What do you mean "Oopsie daisy"?! That
doesn't help!

00:15:04.278 --> 00:15:06.238 align:center
Just hold the wheel! Focus on the road!

00:15:17.416 --> 00:15:21.837 align:center
What just happened!? How could that even
happen?! I'm so confused!

00:15:22.421 --> 00:15:23.255 align:center
Those idiots.

00:15:27.426 --> 00:15:31.013 align:center
Oh no, honey! Why did this happen to you?

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Stay with me, honey… Damn it. Who did
such a terrible thing?

00:15:35.184 --> 00:15:36.685 align:center
Honey! Sweetheart…

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Yes, yes! Wake up you old hag!

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What? Is that you?

00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:45.611 align:center
Yes! It's me my love!

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Just what exactly is going on
around here?

00:15:49.740 --> 00:15:52.660 align:center
Are you here to guide me to the
afterlife?

00:15:52.743 --> 00:15:56.497 align:center
Don't be ridiculous! Whatever happened
today it's fine, you're fine. A soul

00:15:56.580 --> 00:15:58.415 align:center
doesn't die that easily, you know!

00:15:58.499 --> 00:16:01.085 align:center
You'll be back to normal once you're in
your own body, you fool!

00:16:01.168 --> 00:16:03.754 align:center
Oh, I see you're still as noisy as
ever, huh?

00:16:04.254 --> 00:16:07.132 align:center
You just can't stop yelling, even when
you're in my dreams.

00:16:07.216 --> 00:16:10.344 align:center
W- This isn't a dream, my love… I was
trying to apologize to you and became an

00:16:10.427 --> 00:16:12.179 align:center
earthbound spirit!

00:16:12.262 --> 00:16:15.099 align:center
An earthbound spirit!? Are you stupid or
something?

00:16:15.182 --> 00:16:18.435 align:center
Don't call me stupid! I was just
trying to apologize to you!

00:16:18.519 --> 00:16:20.312 align:center
And that, in itself, is stupid.

00:16:20.813 --> 00:16:21.855 align:center
Huh?

00:16:21.939 --> 00:16:23.232 align:center
Now, you listen to me.

00:16:23.732 --> 00:16:26.986 align:center
My life isn't so cheap that a few
apologies will make up for it.

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There are so many layers to life.

00:16:29.488 --> 00:16:31.156 align:center
Silly pleasantries won't work.

00:16:32.157 --> 00:16:34.827 align:center
Doesn't matter how our farewell
turned out.

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We spent fifty years of our lives
together. That will never change.

00:16:39.248 --> 00:16:43.460 align:center
So, we don't need to dress up that life
together with cheap, flowery words.

00:16:44.336 --> 00:16:47.923 align:center
I really cherish our life together,
messy as it was. But it was also so

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vibrant and wonderful at times.

00:16:51.260 --> 00:16:54.722 align:center
You know… people can't choose how
they die, but they can live however

00:16:54.805 --> 00:16:56.056 align:center
they want to.

00:16:56.557 --> 00:16:58.392 align:center
That's the most important part.

00:16:59.143 --> 00:17:02.521 align:center
Even though you didn't die smiling
when you were alive, we had such

00:17:02.604 --> 00:17:04.940 align:center
a wonderful time together, full of
laughter.

00:17:05.441 --> 00:17:07.317 align:center
What else could you possibly need?

00:17:07.943 --> 00:17:11.697 align:center
Why start whining about things now,
at the end? Shame on you.

00:17:11.780 --> 00:17:13.031 align:center
It hurts me to see.

00:17:13.532 --> 00:17:15.659 align:center
So just go already, alright?

00:17:18.620 --> 00:17:21.415 align:center
You're so sassy, even at the very end of
my life.

00:17:29.757 --> 00:17:30.674 align:center
Very well, then!

00:17:31.425 --> 00:17:33.802 align:center
I'm going, but not because you
told me to!

00:17:36.346 --> 00:17:37.848 align:center
But let me say one last thing!

00:17:38.348 --> 00:17:41.602 align:center
And it may sound cheap or whatever
and I may sound like a fool,

00:17:41.685 --> 00:17:42.770 align:center
you old bag!

00:17:44.188 --> 00:17:46.857 align:center
But for the fifty years we
spent together… we had our

00:17:46.940 --> 00:17:49.026 align:center
ups and downs, that's for sure.

00:17:50.110 --> 00:17:53.739 align:center
But, wow!
It was such a blast! You old bag!

00:18:13.008 --> 00:18:15.928 align:center
H 44-10

00:18:16.011 --> 00:18:17.763 align:center
Right back at you… you damn geezer.

00:18:25.771 --> 00:18:29.233 align:center
Jeez this is ridiculous, I never even
carried my own mother on my back.

00:18:29.316 --> 00:18:30.400 align:center
And you know what?

00:18:31.527 --> 00:18:34.446 align:center
Damn, she stinks.
Smells like horse shit, y'know?

00:18:35.405 --> 00:18:39.326 align:center
It's the course of nature that people's
breath gets smelly when they're older.

00:18:39.409 --> 00:18:41.954 align:center
So don't make such a fuss.
Otherwise… you're just gonna wake her up.

00:18:42.037 --> 00:18:44.998 align:center
Hey. Are you aware that every hole
in your face is leaking?

00:18:45.791 --> 00:18:49.503 align:center
I can't believe you got emotional
over such a boring and mundane farewell.

00:18:51.129 --> 00:18:54.091 align:center
It makes no difference, my tears
will flow if they want to.

00:18:55.300 --> 00:18:58.971 align:center
Anyway, my mom once said to me that
tears are actually a woman's greatest

00:18:59.054 --> 00:18:59.888 align:center
weapon.

00:18:59.972 --> 00:19:03.225 align:center
Not only do they calm men down, but
they can win them over, too.

00:19:03.976 --> 00:19:05.018 align:center
That's quite a mom.

00:19:05.769 --> 00:19:09.189 align:center
You know, instead of weaponizing
tears… you could kill with a smile.

00:19:09.898 --> 00:19:13.485 align:center
You know, the world changes… depending on
what lens you see it through.

00:19:14.153 --> 00:19:17.990 align:center
If you have the courage to laugh… and
not only when things are fun, but when

00:19:18.073 --> 00:19:21.535 align:center
they're tough, y'know, really tough?
Then nothing will ever scare you.

00:19:21.618 --> 00:19:23.996 align:center
Even hell itself would feel like heaven.

00:19:24.580 --> 00:19:27.791 align:center
You know, a man who's always so
stone-faced is never really that

00:19:27.875 --> 00:19:29.334 align:center
-convincing.
-What was that?

00:19:29.418 --> 00:19:33.088 align:center
Before you continue your lecture about
how "I should smile more", perhaps

00:19:33.172 --> 00:19:34.840 align:center
you should show me how it's done.

00:19:37.843 --> 00:19:38.677 align:center
It's…

00:19:39.219 --> 00:19:40.554 align:center
Just like this?

00:19:41.221 --> 00:19:42.222 align:center
You're such a creep.

00:19:43.557 --> 00:19:45.809 align:center
Your ugly heart is written all over your
face.

00:19:45.893 --> 00:19:48.520 align:center
You're not an angel… You're much
more like a devil.

00:19:51.523 --> 00:19:53.066 align:center
What's so funny, old lady?!

00:19:53.150 --> 00:19:54.693 align:center
She's right, you are a creep!

00:19:55.277 --> 00:19:58.113 align:center
Damnit! Were you pretending to be asleep
this whole time!?

00:19:58.197 --> 00:19:59.656 align:center
You stink! Horse-shit woman!

00:19:59.740 --> 00:20:02.117 align:center
Horse shit?! At least compare me
to something alive!

00:20:02.201 --> 00:20:03.702 align:center
Shut up! You stink! Get off me!

00:20:03.785 --> 00:20:06.538 align:center
You're so rude! She's right, you are a
creep! A weird little creepy man!

00:20:06.622 --> 00:20:08.457 align:center
Good grief… Problem solved… for now.

00:20:14.087 --> 00:20:17.216 align:center
THE NETHERWORLD

00:20:17.299 --> 00:20:21.178 align:center
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION HEADQUARTERS
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION HEADQUARTERS

00:20:23.764 --> 00:20:24.598 align:center
What they are?!

00:20:24.681 --> 00:20:27.684 align:center
Wasting too much time in chasing
down just one spirit is so…

00:20:29.061 --> 00:20:31.480 align:center
Super sour! And it's also well soaked!

00:20:31.563 --> 00:20:34.608 align:center
The longer that you soak it, the more
pickled the plum becomes.

00:20:34.691 --> 00:20:36.526 align:center
Please! Lend me thirty-thousand!

00:20:37.027 --> 00:20:39.529 align:center
Sure, but it'll be fifty percent
interest.

00:20:39.613 --> 00:20:41.573 align:center
Everyone, listen up!

00:20:43.825 --> 00:20:45.494 align:center
PRO WRESTLING

00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:47.996 align:center
Wait for me.

00:20:49.289 --> 00:20:51.208 align:center
Well. Just what can I do?

00:20:52.209 --> 00:20:54.461 align:center
Alright.
It's time for the morning handover--

00:20:54.544 --> 00:20:56.421 align:center
No sense of urgency at all.

00:21:01.301 --> 00:21:02.469 align:center
Wait, aren't you…?

00:21:03.345 --> 00:21:07.182 align:center
Who are you? You're oozing unpleasant
hormones from every inch of your body.

00:21:07.265 --> 00:21:08.600 align:center
Hey Tetsuo!

00:21:09.268 --> 00:21:12.896 align:center
This is Mr Yuichi Kyoga! Son of the
chairman of the Archangel Federation

00:21:12.980 --> 00:21:13.855 align:center
itself!

00:21:15.565 --> 00:21:17.275 align:center
He's the son… of the chairman?!

00:21:17.776 --> 00:21:19.987 align:center
He's the top of the top in the
netherworld.

00:21:20.862 --> 00:21:22.447 align:center
Huh. He ain't that much.

00:21:22.531 --> 00:21:25.158 align:center
What's wrong with you!? Did you not hear
what I just said!?

00:21:25.242 --> 00:21:27.828 align:center
Chief of the Send-Off Department,
I have one request.

00:21:27.911 --> 00:21:29.413 align:center
Don't call me "The son".

00:21:29.913 --> 00:21:32.541 align:center
At work I am Yuichi Kyoga Councilor of
the Japanese Angel Federation…

00:21:32.624 --> 00:21:35.377 align:center
Nothing more. Nothing less.

00:21:35.460 --> 00:21:38.588 align:center
That's too long. Why don't we call him
"Mr. Longname" instead.

00:21:38.672 --> 00:21:39.506 align:center
Shh!

00:21:39.589 --> 00:21:42.134 align:center
With Diagoro Kyoga, the chairman,
at its head,

00:21:42.217 --> 00:21:45.887 align:center
The Kyoga family now have full
control over everything at the Japanese

00:21:45.971 --> 00:21:47.597 align:center
ArcAngel Federation.

00:21:48.348 --> 00:21:50.225 align:center
Daigoro… Kyoga…

00:21:51.268 --> 00:21:53.145 align:center
-Mr.
-Huh?

00:21:53.228 --> 00:21:56.064 align:center
You should use 'Mr.' when talking
about your superiors.

00:21:56.148 --> 00:21:57.983 align:center
-Huh?
-Tetsuo!

00:21:58.734 --> 00:22:02.279 align:center
Mr. Yuchi Kyoga, sir. What brings
you to our humble office today?

00:22:05.866 --> 00:22:09.494 align:center
The board has expressed great concern
regarding the Send-Off Departments

00:22:09.578 --> 00:22:12.247 align:center
blatant and constant inefficiency.

00:22:12.998 --> 00:22:13.832 align:center
Huh?

00:22:13.915 --> 00:22:14.750 align:center
RIJI-KAI

00:22:16.168 --> 00:22:17.544 align:center
-A different type of board.
-A surf board?

00:22:17.627 --> 00:22:18.462 align:center
RIJIKAI

00:22:19.296 --> 00:22:21.214 align:center
It's the board of directors, the highest
decision-making body in the

00:22:21.298 --> 00:22:22.591 align:center
Japanese Angel Federation.

00:22:22.674 --> 00:22:24.801 align:center
Every important decision is made by them.

00:22:29.890 --> 00:22:34.352 align:center
So far, we've lost ten, twenty, thirty…
forty years.

00:22:35.145 --> 00:22:38.315 align:center
Japanese society can't break free from
this prolonged downturn.

00:22:38.899 --> 00:22:42.486 align:center
That growing feeling of an unpromising
future is beginning to wear down

00:22:42.569 --> 00:22:44.613 align:center
people's spirits. Suicides.

00:22:45.530 --> 00:22:46.365 align:center
Murders.

00:22:47.532 --> 00:22:48.700 align:center
And terrorism.

00:22:50.619 --> 00:22:54.289 align:center
Those who lose hope for the future…
give up on themselves and lash out at

00:22:54.373 --> 00:22:55.248 align:center
others.

00:22:56.666 --> 00:23:00.504 align:center
And as a result of all this… many people
are losing their lives in the human

00:23:00.587 --> 00:23:01.421 align:center
world.

00:23:07.594 --> 00:23:10.972 align:center
As we all know, the souls of those who
die with intense attachments

00:23:11.056 --> 00:23:14.559 align:center
and unfinished business… Become
earthbound spirits.

00:23:15.185 --> 00:23:19.398 align:center
If left unattended, they can turn into
vengeful spirits and harm humans.

00:23:19.481 --> 00:23:21.858 align:center
And life on Earth as we know
it would end.

00:23:25.362 --> 00:23:29.116 align:center
Over the past twenty years… the number of
earthbound spirits have increased

00:23:29.199 --> 00:23:30.367 align:center
fifty fold.

00:23:30.951 --> 00:23:36.540 align:center
Or, putting it bluntly… Japan is facing a
rapidly rising earthbound society!

00:23:36.623 --> 00:23:38.125 align:center
RAPIDLY RISING EARTHBOUND SOCIETY

00:23:38.208 --> 00:23:41.670 align:center
If each of you fail to comply
to meet your required daily quota… Then

00:23:41.753 --> 00:23:45.799 align:center
the human world will very soon be
flooded by earthbound spirits.

00:23:53.557 --> 00:23:54.474 align:center
THE DANDELION CLAN

00:23:59.479 --> 00:24:02.858 align:center
Now, from this point onward. You all
need to start taking your work

00:24:02.941 --> 00:24:03.775 align:center
seriously.

00:24:04.568 --> 00:24:06.611 align:center
I guarantee they are a serious bunch!

00:24:06.695 --> 00:24:08.488 align:center
All the angels here are professional.

00:24:08.572 --> 00:24:11.533 align:center
What's more… they always make sure
they do their utmost to-

00:24:11.616 --> 00:24:14.119 align:center
Their utmost? I doubt it, somehow.

00:24:17.581 --> 00:24:19.916 align:center
This is the performance chart from last
quarter.

00:24:20.000 --> 00:24:23.336 align:center
Not one squad met the attainable
quotas that were expected of them.

00:24:23.420 --> 00:24:25.964 align:center
Oh! Well… that's because…uh.

00:24:26.047 --> 00:24:28.884 align:center
Does this look like they're doing their
utmost to you?

00:24:28.967 --> 00:24:29.801 align:center
Heh.

00:24:29.885 --> 00:24:32.053 align:center
You don't know what this job's like, shut
your mouth.

00:24:32.137 --> 00:24:33.722 align:center
Why don't you shut your mouth?

00:24:34.222 --> 00:24:37.851 align:center
Additionally… there's one squad amongst
all of them… that's had the most

00:24:37.934 --> 00:24:40.479 align:center
catastrophic performance of all.

00:24:41.855 --> 00:24:42.689 align:center
That's…

00:24:43.231 --> 00:24:44.733 align:center
The Dandelion Squad

00:24:47.986 --> 00:24:50.113 align:center
Even today, you only handled one spirit.

00:24:50.864 --> 00:24:54.034 align:center
It seems that you wasted an entire day
helping an old man fulfil his

00:24:54.117 --> 00:24:55.160 align:center
selfish whims.

00:24:55.243 --> 00:24:56.119 align:center
Wasted, you say?

00:24:59.706 --> 00:25:03.251 align:center
That's right… Who really cares about
a spirit's feelings?

00:25:04.377 --> 00:25:06.379 align:center
They all perish sooner or later, anyway.

00:25:07.255 --> 00:25:09.257 align:center
Or is your flagrant irresponsibility…

00:25:10.050 --> 00:25:12.677 align:center
Somewhat of a tradition in the Dandelion
Squad?

00:25:19.142 --> 00:25:19.976 align:center
You think…

00:25:20.644 --> 00:25:23.605 align:center
you can come here talkin' trash ya finger
snappin' asshole?

00:25:29.444 --> 00:25:32.030 align:center
-Tetsuo!
-Hey, this ain't good!

00:25:40.413 --> 00:25:41.248 align:center
Tetsu, stop!

00:25:48.296 --> 00:25:51.091 align:center
I'll get my work done… after all,
it's my job.

00:25:51.967 --> 00:25:52.801 align:center
But…

00:25:54.052 --> 00:25:55.387 align:center
Stay outta my way, got it?

00:26:00.308 --> 00:26:01.142 align:center
Anyway…

00:26:01.226 --> 00:26:04.729 align:center
As a reminder, focus on your quota
and make sure you work efficiently.

00:26:05.438 --> 00:26:08.066 align:center
All payments from now on will be
performance- based.

00:26:09.150 --> 00:26:10.610 align:center
Let me make myself clear.

00:26:11.570 --> 00:26:13.029 align:center
Squads who perform poorly…

00:26:13.947 --> 00:26:15.448 align:center
Will not receive payment.

00:26:18.577 --> 00:26:20.912 align:center
We'll never give in to such a ridiculous
threat!

00:26:20.996 --> 00:26:22.831 align:center
We're all in this together alright?!

00:26:22.914 --> 00:26:23.957 align:center
We all work as a team!

00:26:24.040 --> 00:26:27.294 align:center
Your plan to provoke us like that
will never split us apart!

00:26:27.377 --> 00:26:28.753 align:center
We're family! Right, guys?

00:26:31.464 --> 00:26:32.299 align:center
Um, guys?

00:26:33.842 --> 00:26:35.885 align:center
Now's our time to unite and work
together!

00:26:35.969 --> 00:26:38.555 align:center
Shut the hell up. Gotta work on meeting
my quota.

00:26:38.638 --> 00:26:40.390 align:center
You okay with being walked over?

00:26:40.473 --> 00:26:42.684 align:center
Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Sorry.

00:26:45.603 --> 00:26:47.814 align:center
Damnit! What the hell's wrong with you
all!?

00:26:47.897 --> 00:26:49.190 align:center
I'm not gonna be bullied into changing my

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SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT

00:26:50.650 --> 00:26:51.484 align:center
I'm gonna stay true to the spirits,

00:26:51.568 --> 00:26:51.818 align:center
ways!

00:26:51.901 --> 00:26:54.154 align:center
Just like I always do!

00:26:55.989 --> 00:26:58.283 align:center
Good luck Tetsu. Bye!

00:26:59.868 --> 00:27:00.910 align:center
You're coming with me!

00:27:00.994 --> 00:27:01.828 align:center
Oh no…

00:27:08.001 --> 00:27:10.670 align:center
OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD

00:27:19.888 --> 00:27:21.514 align:center
Tetsuo… Tanba

00:27:28.772 --> 00:27:31.483 align:center
Hello? Ah… Big Brother.

00:27:32.442 --> 00:27:34.903 align:center
Yeah, don't worry. Everything
is in place.

00:27:35.904 --> 00:27:37.989 align:center
And now, just as Father ordered…

00:27:38.782 --> 00:27:40.158 align:center
We can bring them all down.
red…