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Let's see… There was a monk who once said…

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"This world's full of suffering,
and heaven is the afterlife"

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"Rely on Buddha and invoke him…"

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The ticket to heaven is here

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And to those who came to me with that
very ticket

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I said to them "Paradise?"

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"That's the world where you've been until
now."

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"Oh you suffered? Well of course, all
you ever did was invoke Buddha."

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Quit it!

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Just give up already!

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HA44-10

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"Rather than being convinced by
the imagination of monks, wouldn't it

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be better to chase your own dreams?"

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"Because here, at most, you'll just get
chased by us angels. The promised

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land is far beyond your reach."

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Hey! Old Man!

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Will you just stop already and pass on!

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Quit being stubborn and hanging on
to the past!

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You know, stubborn men aren't
popular with girls in the afterlife!

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Shut your face, you delinquent angel!

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DANDELION CLAN

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It was my stubbornness that won my wife's
heart!

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Neither the living, nor the dead,
should dwell on the past.

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It just gets you stuck.

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Too many people are stuck in this boring
world because of that.

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And we're the cleaners. It's our job
to get them out of it.

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Damn it!

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I'm Tetsuo Tanba from the
Dandelion Squad. Twenty-First

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Unit of the Japanese Angel Federation's
Escort Department.

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Hey, Tetsu

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You really should pedal faster,

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We keep going at this speed and he's
going to outrun us.

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This is Misaki Kurogane. Leader of the
Dandelion Squad.

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THE DANDELION CLAN 21ST DIVISION SEND-OFF
DEPARTMENT OF JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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Says the one stuffing her face with a red
bean bun!

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What the hell are you tagging along for?!

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I wanna feel The wind in my hair.

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Then join a biker gang!!

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Damnit, a bike is no match for the
willpower of souls!

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This is exactly why I've been trying to
request a car!

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We don't need a car. Besides,
we're angels. We have wings.

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And an angels wings are tenacious.

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The hell? D'you think you're a
baseball coach?

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You're giving me little league
quotes while we're playing the World

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Series!

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Tetsu, let me pedal. This little leaguer
wants to show you her wings.

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Yeah, right. You've got beansprouts
for legs.

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And anyway, that position would be
totally immodest and--

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W-what the hell?! How do your muscles
even work?!

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Does it matter? Just watch the road.

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H four four one zero.

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Harukichi Nakayama. Seventy-six
years old.

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THE DANDELION CLAN SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT
OF THE JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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Looks like he slipped in the bathroom a
month ago. Hit his head pretty hard and

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died. Yep. The face matches.

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No doubt about it. It's him, alright.

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Right, then.

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Man You gave us a lot of trouble.

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Well, brace yourself.

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I'll send you to the other side.

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Come on w-w-w-wait a second!

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Won't you hear me out, at least?
I've got a lot going on right now.

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Hey, it's okay to have a lot going on.

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Because when I shoot you between the
eyes with this Tamakin Soul-Buster gun.

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Doesn't matter what you're carrying,
you'll reach the afterlife with all

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your baggage.
So you can keep it with you forever.

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What's that supposed to mean?!

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Are you kidding me?! That's just
sweeping the problems under the rug!

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That doesn't solve the core issue! Plus I
won't be able to die in peace!

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Talk to a priest if you have a
confession. Angels ain't got time.

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We're too busy listening to the dead
whine about their damn regrets.

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Please! Just listen!

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Listen to me for one second. Please just
hear me out!

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It's not anything crazy, I swear.

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All I want to do is have the opportunity
to say sorry to my wife.

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Hey. Talking's over.

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Why the need to apologize?

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The hell?

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Um, well it's a bit embarrassing.
Let me see now, how do I put this.

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The thing is, I had a big fight with her,
right before I died.

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And I walked away when things were still
awkward between us.

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I know it's too late. But I still want to
apologize for that somehow.

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And I know it's impossible to do that
in this current form.

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Yep.

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There's no way that a spirit can
ever make contact with the living.

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Pathetically sad. You stayed here over
that?

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I bet the old hag's happy.

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What did you say?!

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Surely as a man, you should understand!?

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That desire to spend your final moments
with the partner who shared

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every joy and heartbreak with
you for most of your life?!

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Of course not. I'm single.

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Then there must have been someone who you
loved that much?

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Of course, professional wrestler Antonio
Inoki!

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By the way…

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If your wife was so dear to you, then
what did you fight about?

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Well, you see…

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It's because…

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I decided to eat her favorite pudding.

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She was looking forward to it.

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-Bye, bye.
-Whoa woah woah wait! Just… wait!

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We're talking about pudding! Who could
possibly resist? Especially when it's

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right in front of you! Don't you get it?
You cold-hearted bastard!?

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-Most can resist.
-No… not many can resist.

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As a matter of fact… I'm one of them.

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I once stole my mom's flan who then
beat the crap out of me.

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So it's true. I'm a pudding-cess!

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Okay…

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So what?

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NAKAYAMA

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What… the… hell?

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Are we seriously gonna help this old guy
resolve his regret just because you

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share a love for pudding?

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A Pudding-cess does not abandon her
Pudding-ce especially in his time of

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need!

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We're pudding together an alliance! Hehe!

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I think your brains are full of pudding…

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Oh jeez.

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I swear it always ends up like this.

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Always taking on extra work that never
pays off.

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First of all, she can't even see us,
let alone talk to us, so what are

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you gonna do about that?

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You've no way of contacting her.

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Pudding-sister… This might be impossible.

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Of course not… everything's gonna be
fine, pudding-bro.

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Oh! Really? Great!

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-Simple, really.
-Hang on. You can't mean…

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We're going to pull your wife's soul
right out of her own body.

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But that's totally murdering her!

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Nah, it's simple astral projection.

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Hold on! You know that's illegal, right?!

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It's fine. I'll put her back in her
body once we're done.

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Gah! That brat!

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I'm having nothing to do with it.

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Antariwon, sokumetsusoku,

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birariya birari,

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aunsetsumei, sokusetsuun,

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zanzandari, zandari…

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Han!

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Okay… all done.

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-Well… okay, but…
-Well… okay, but…

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-Who the hell is that?!
-Who the hell is that?!

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I've gotta say, your wife certainly looks
striking when you're up close to her.

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You have a very a unique way of viewing
this world!

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Why did someone else's soul just
come out of my wife's body?

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And where the hell is my wife?!

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N 21-00

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Where the hell is his wife?

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Uhh… I dunno.

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Hey, you're not too bad are ya?

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You remind me of my mom, who I left
here in this world.

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But I don't know anything about this
old lady.

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I happened to find her body by pure
chance a little while ago.

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I'm a good-natured, wandering spirit, so
I took it to keep it safe.

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Well I guess I'll be shovin' off now.
Good luck with her.

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Wandering spirits usually go after empty
bodies.

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So you should really protect her and--

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That's rich coming from you.

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Hey Captain… this is becoming a real pain
in the ass.

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Yeah…

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It looks like your wife's soul
was already absent by the time

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the pig in the sweater took over.

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I'm guessing that she's wandering around
somewhere, unaware that she's out of

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her body.

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Really? I don't know, my wife isn't
clever enough to do something like that.

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Your wife's not doing it.

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This thing is all about you.

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You know about curses, don't you?

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They're created by people's strong
emotions.

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A soul is just a pile of emotions.

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So, right now, all you are is just a
walking curse.

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Die! Die! I'll kill you all!

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Even your love for someone can
turn into a powerful weapon.

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A weapon powerful enough to pull someone
else's soul into our world.

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That's all you are now.

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But, there's no way I would have wanted
to do such a thing!

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You really wanted to see your
wife, correct?

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Even without evil intent

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You bring harm to those you love.

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Dead people are the true monsters
around here.

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Because you foolishly clung on to the
idea of correcting a life that

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was already over. You'll eventually
become a monster.

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Tetsu.

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Now is really not the time to be talking
about this stuff.

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We've got to hurry up and find his wife's
soul.

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Otherwise her empty body will start to
perish.

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Pudding bro, can you--

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Pudding bro…

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I was… such an idiot.

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I didn't realize what was precious to me…
until I lost everything.

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And then when I finally realized it…
It was too late.

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I'm sorry My love.

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If only I had realized things sooner I…

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I could have done so much more for you.

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But now it's too late.

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Ow, ow, ow! Ouch! That hurts!

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-Ow, ow, ow! Come on! Stop it! That's
-It's not too late because there's

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-something you can do right now.
-painful! Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Let go

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-Because the only time to take action
-already! Hey! Are you even listening

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-is now and the only place to do
-to me!?

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It is here.

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It's pointless trying to dwell on
the past or depend on the future.

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It's just a waste of time.

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Doing that will only make you miss the
present.

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There has to be something only you
can do.

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This is your last chance… so don't
blow it.

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Yeah, yeah I get it! Ow, ow, alright!
Just let go of my ear! You're gonna

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rip it of! For real!

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Yeah? What do you want!?

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This is the Violet Squad, you idiot!

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SUMIRE CLAN SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT OF THE
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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I'll vent about her to you later.

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But right now, can you do me a favor?

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You're so heavy!

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FUJI CLAN SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT OF THE
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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What does she look like?

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Like a Bulldog on the verge of
starvation.

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Huh!? The hell did you just say?!

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She may look like a Bulldog, but on the
inside, she's a Maltese, you bastard!

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UME CLAN SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT OF THE
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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Although it's likely that an aggressive
angel will take her out before

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-confirming her identity.
-Thanks, but I don't need a heads up.

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I just need intel.

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KIKU CLAN SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT OF THE
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION

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But let me borrow it later, okay!?

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Tetsuo.

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Connection.

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Try again

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Wait! Hold on!

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I think I saw that Bulldog woman.

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Wait, really?!

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Where is she?!

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It'll cost ya… Twenty-thousand.

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What… is going on?!?

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Why… is someone trying to run me over!?!

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Listen, boys… I don't know who sent you
hitmen, but whoever it was, they've

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got the wrong person!

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Why do you want to kill an old lady
who's just out for a walk?!

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Hey, you make it sound like we're the
bad guys here.

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We're not! We're just angels who've
been sent here to come and get you.

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You know how it goes, "to guide
you to the afterlife."

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As if somebody like you is actually
an angel!

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Were you fired?

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It's more likely they laid you off
and you've gone crazy!

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Well, what can we do?

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I mean, come on, she's not even aware
that she's died yet.

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Damn… I can't seem to aim right.

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Get it together, me!

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Don't let the alcohol affect me too much!

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Stop right there!!

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If you lay a finger on my wife I'll…

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THE DANDELION CLAN

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you know I'll… do… something just

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you see!

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Really? Like what?

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Huh?! Dandelion Squad?

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What in the world do you broke-ass
angels want?!

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If you're thinkin' about stealin'
our prey, you can back off!

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That's a violation of the underworld
code, Article Forty-two!

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You're the ones who are breaking the
law, you damn idiots!

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Did you check the register?!
That woman you're chasing isn't dead yet!

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Do you think I was born yesterday fool?

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-I'm calling your bluff! We're not
-I'm not bluffing you idiot! Just stop

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-stopping this car so just get outta
-the care you absolute moron!

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The way, you nitwit!

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-You're the idiot! You're the idiot!
-We're not stopping! We'll keep driving!

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We'll keep driving until you're
nothing but a dot on the horizon!

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See ya! Idiot! Moron!

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Hey! Pedal faster, man!

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Your wife's gonna die!

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For… my… wife!!!

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What?! Those tenacious bastards!

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You stupid drunken angel!

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Are you trying to get me to kill you
right now?!

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Hey! Idiot! I can't balance!

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Captain! Old guy!!

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Asshole!
You did this. It's all your fault!

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No it's not. This is definitely
all on you.

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Well it doesn't matter now, just stop
the car, okay? I'm serious! Come on, I'm

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begging you!

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Just let go, you bastard. I told you I'm
not stopping!

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Oh crap! Oh no! I'm falling! I'm falling,
I'm falling!

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Hey, guys, help me out here!

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This is finally our chance!

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We can take down "Tetsu the mad dog!"

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Mmm…

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What?!

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Captain! But when did you…

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Brakes!! Hit the brakes!

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I'm begging you too! Please hit
the brakes! Stop the car!

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"Hit the brakes"? What's that?

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Well I don't know. Is this one the brake?

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No! That's totally the opposite!

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-What?! You ran her over! You actually
-Oopsie daisy

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ran her over!

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What do you mean "Oopsie daisy"?! That
doesn't help!

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Just hold the wheel! Focus on the road!

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What just happened!? How could that even
happen?! I'm so confused!

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Those idiots.

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Oh no, honey! Why did this happen to you?

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Stay with me, honey… Damn it. Who did
such a terrible thing?

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Honey! Sweetheart…

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Yes, yes! Wake up you old hag!

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What? Is that you?

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Yes! It's me my love!

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Just what exactly is going on
around here?

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Are you here to guide me to the
afterlife?

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Don't be ridiculous! Whatever happened
today it's fine, you're fine. A soul

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doesn't die that easily, you know!

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You'll be back to normal once you're in
your own body, you fool!

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Oh, I see you're still as noisy as
ever, huh?

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You just can't stop yelling, even when
you're in my dreams.

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W- This isn't a dream, my love… I was
trying to apologize to you and became an

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earthbound spirit!

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An earthbound spirit!? Are you stupid or
something?

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Don't call me stupid! I was just
trying to apologize to you!

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And that, in itself, is stupid.

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Huh?

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Now, you listen to me.

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My life isn't so cheap that a few
apologies will make up for it.

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There are so many layers to life.

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Silly pleasantries won't work.

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Doesn't matter how our farewell
turned out.

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We spent fifty years of our lives
together. That will never change.

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So, we don't need to dress up that life
together with cheap, flowery words.

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I really cherish our life together,
messy as it was. But it was also so

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vibrant and wonderful at times.

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You know… people can't choose how
they die, but they can live however

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they want to.

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That's the most important part.

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Even though you didn't die smiling
when you were alive, we had such

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a wonderful time together, full of
laughter.

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What else could you possibly need?

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Why start whining about things now,
at the end? Shame on you.

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It hurts me to see.

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So just go already, alright?

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You're so sassy, even at the very end of
my life.

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Very well, then!

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I'm going, but not because you
told me to!

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But let me say one last thing!

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And it may sound cheap or whatever
and I may sound like a fool,

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you old bag!

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But for the fifty years we
spent together… we had our

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ups and downs, that's for sure.

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But, wow!
It was such a blast! You old bag!

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H 44-10

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Right back at you… you damn geezer.

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Jeez this is ridiculous, I never even
carried my own mother on my back.

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And you know what?

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Damn, she stinks.
Smells like horse shit, y'know?

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It's the course of nature that people's
breath gets smelly when they're older.

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So don't make such a fuss.
Otherwise… you're just gonna wake her up.

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Hey. Are you aware that every hole
in your face is leaking?

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I can't believe you got emotional
over such a boring and mundane farewell.

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It makes no difference, my tears
will flow if they want to.

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Anyway, my mom once said to me that
tears are actually a woman's greatest

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weapon.

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Not only do they calm men down, but
they can win them over, too.

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That's quite a mom.

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You know, instead of weaponizing
tears… you could kill with a smile.

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You know, the world changes… depending on
what lens you see it through.

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If you have the courage to laugh… and
not only when things are fun, but when

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they're tough, y'know, really tough?
Then nothing will ever scare you.

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Even hell itself would feel like heaven.

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You know, a man who's always so
stone-faced is never really that

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-convincing.
-What was that?

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Before you continue your lecture about
how "I should smile more", perhaps

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you should show me how it's done.

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It's…

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Just like this?

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You're such a creep.

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Your ugly heart is written all over your
face.

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You're not an angel… You're much
more like a devil.

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What's so funny, old lady?!

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She's right, you are a creep!

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Damnit! Were you pretending to be asleep
this whole time!?

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You stink! Horse-shit woman!

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Horse shit?! At least compare me
to something alive!

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Shut up! You stink! Get off me!

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You're so rude! She's right, you are a
creep! A weird little creepy man!

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Good grief… Problem solved… for now.

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THE NETHERWORLD

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JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION HEADQUARTERS
JAPANESE ANGEL FEDERATION HEADQUARTERS

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What they are?!

20:24.681 --> 20:27.684
Wasting too much time in chasing
down just one spirit is so…

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Super sour! And it's also well soaked!

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The longer that you soak it, the more
pickled the plum becomes.

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Please! Lend me thirty-thousand!

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Sure, but it'll be fifty percent
interest.

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Everyone, listen up!

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PRO WRESTLING

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Wait for me.

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Well. Just what can I do?

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Alright.
It's time for the morning handover--

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No sense of urgency at all.

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Wait, aren't you…?

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Who are you? You're oozing unpleasant
hormones from every inch of your body.

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Hey Tetsuo!

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This is Mr Yuichi Kyoga! Son of the
chairman of the Archangel Federation

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itself!

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He's the son… of the chairman?!

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He's the top of the top in the
netherworld.

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Huh. He ain't that much.

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What's wrong with you!? Did you not hear
what I just said!?

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Chief of the Send-Off Department,
I have one request.

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Don't call me "The son".

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At work I am Yuichi Kyoga Councilor of
the Japanese Angel Federation…

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Nothing more. Nothing less.

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That's too long. Why don't we call him
"Mr. Longname" instead.

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Shh!

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With Diagoro Kyoga, the chairman,
at its head,

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The Kyoga family now have full
control over everything at the Japanese

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ArcAngel Federation.

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Daigoro… Kyoga…

21:51.268 --> 21:53.145
-Mr.
-Huh?

21:53.228 --> 21:56.064
You should use 'Mr.' when talking
about your superiors.

21:56.148 --> 21:57.983
-Huh?
-Tetsuo!

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Mr. Yuchi Kyoga, sir. What brings
you to our humble office today?

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The board has expressed great concern
regarding the Send-Off Departments

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blatant and constant inefficiency.

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Huh?

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RIJI-KAI

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-A different type of board.
-A surf board?

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RIJIKAI

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It's the board of directors, the highest
decision-making body in the

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Japanese Angel Federation.

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Every important decision is made by them.

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So far, we've lost ten, twenty, thirty…
forty years.

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Japanese society can't break free from
this prolonged downturn.

22:38.899 --> 22:42.486
That growing feeling of an unpromising
future is beginning to wear down

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people's spirits. Suicides.

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Murders.

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And terrorism.

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Those who lose hope for the future…
give up on themselves and lash out at

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others.

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And as a result of all this… many people
are losing their lives in the human

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world.

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As we all know, the souls of those who
die with intense attachments

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and unfinished business… Become
earthbound spirits.

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If left unattended, they can turn into
vengeful spirits and harm humans.

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And life on Earth as we know
it would end.

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Over the past twenty years… the number of
earthbound spirits have increased

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fifty fold.

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Or, putting it bluntly… Japan is facing a
rapidly rising earthbound society!

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RAPIDLY RISING EARTHBOUND SOCIETY

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If each of you fail to comply
to meet your required daily quota… Then

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the human world will very soon be
flooded by earthbound spirits.

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THE DANDELION CLAN

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Now, from this point onward. You all
need to start taking your work

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seriously.

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I guarantee they are a serious bunch!

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All the angels here are professional.

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What's more… they always make sure
they do their utmost to-

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Their utmost? I doubt it, somehow.

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This is the performance chart from last
quarter.

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Not one squad met the attainable
quotas that were expected of them.

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Oh! Well… that's because…uh.

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Does this look like they're doing their
utmost to you?

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Heh.

24:29.885 --> 24:32.053
You don't know what this job's like, shut
your mouth.

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Why don't you shut your mouth?

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Additionally… there's one squad amongst
all of them… that's had the most

24:37.934 --> 24:40.479
catastrophic performance of all.

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That's…

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The Dandelion Squad

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Even today, you only handled one spirit.

24:50.864 --> 24:54.034
It seems that you wasted an entire day
helping an old man fulfil his

24:54.117 --> 24:55.160
selfish whims.

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Wasted, you say?

24:59.706 --> 25:03.251
That's right… Who really cares about
a spirit's feelings?

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They all perish sooner or later, anyway.

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Or is your flagrant irresponsibility…

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Somewhat of a tradition in the Dandelion
Squad?

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You think…

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you can come here talkin' trash ya finger
snappin' asshole?

25:29.444 --> 25:32.030
-Tetsuo!
-Hey, this ain't good!

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Tetsu, stop!

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I'll get my work done… after all,
it's my job.

25:51.967 --> 25:52.801
But…

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Stay outta my way, got it?

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Anyway…

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As a reminder, focus on your quota
and make sure you work efficiently.

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All payments from now on will be
performance- based.

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Let me make myself clear.

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Squads who perform poorly…

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Will not receive payment.

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We'll never give in to such a ridiculous
threat!

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We're all in this together alright?!

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We all work as a team!

26:24.040 --> 26:27.294
Your plan to provoke us like that
will never split us apart!

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We're family! Right, guys?

26:31.464 --> 26:32.299
Um, guys?

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Now's our time to unite and work
together!

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Shut the hell up. Gotta work on meeting
my quota.

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You okay with being walked over?

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Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Sorry.

26:45.603 --> 26:47.814
Damnit! What the hell's wrong with you
all!?

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I'm not gonna be bullied into changing my

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SEND-OFF DEPARTMENT

26:50.650 --> 26:51.484
I'm gonna stay true to the spirits,

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ways!

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Just like I always do!

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Good luck Tetsu. Bye!

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You're coming with me!

27:00.994 --> 27:01.828
Oh no…

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OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD

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Tetsuo… Tanba

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Hello? Ah… Big Brother.

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Yeah, don't worry. Everything
is in place.

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And now, just as Father ordered…

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We can bring them all down.
red…