[Zygmunt chuckles] Cheer up, Paulinka. It's a holiday.
All Saints' Day.
I don't know if it's a good idea to return today to Łomża.
No worries.
I got a tip from Pola that Mom broke up with Pawluszkiewicz.
You get it? Finished.
Uh-huh. And if this is because of my rant yesterday, then…
You were right.
I'm going to get back with Mom.
[roars]
-Take these. -But we've always brought these.
Not today, darling. Not today.
[audience cheers]
-[car beeps] -Wait for me!
[opening theme music plays]
[opening theme music ends]
[tense music plays]
-[robot whirring] -[metal clanks]
Seriously? It's 9 am.
You got any plans?
I'm going to find the end of the feed on Instagram.
[Maks] Listen, I'm leaving town soon.
Cool.
[distant sirens wailing]
[electronic music plays]
Wanna go with me?
[chuckles]
-To the cemetery? -I'm not going there.
I need a recharging.
Okay.
I mean, I'm already packed.
[Maks] You'll need this.
Thanks.
[sad music plays]
LAST FAREWELL
DIPLOMA NATALIA DUMAŁA
[jars clinking]
There.
And so you see.
I'll make Grandma's bed for you.
The one she died in?
She lived there!
I appreciate you found the time to come.
Since becoming an entrepreneur myself,
I understand how hard it is to combine work with family life.
It's too bad Adam couldn't come. Put it there.
[somber music plays]
[sighs]
How long are you staying?
I don't know yet.
[Lilith] Cool. You can stay as long as you want.
Thanks, sis.
So what plans do you have today?
Hmm…
Maciek is dragging me to some party, but, um…
Beats me.
If you want, I can stay home with you.
Or we can visit other people's graves.
-Whichever. -[chuckles]
FIRST TIME ASSISTANT
1. YOUR FIRST TIME HAPPENS ONLY ONCE 2. DON'T RUSH IT
3. GET TO KNOW YOUR BODIES 4. TRUST YOURSELF
-[Rafał groans, pants] -[woman laughs]
Oh, wow.
This app… It really does work.
-Yeah. Beautiful and talented. -[laughs]
No, no you see… It's not my version. It's the girls', and they were right.
But why don't guys want to use it?
Imbeciles.
Well, why didn't you want to use it earlier?
[sighs] Because I thought that it wouldn't do anything.
-Mm. -That it's just some mumbo jumbo.
Mumbo jumbo?
Well I never have.
That's a cool line.
Maybe it does have a purpose.
Maybe it brings people together.
-Well I'm fairly sure that already exists. -Like what?
Well, Tinder.
Everybody lies on Tinder.
Women are geniuses.
[woman] Of course we're taking them. They're beautiful.
Hot ticket of the season! Um, you'd like some candles too?
-[woman] Yes. Yes, of course. -[vendor] Okay. Natalka! Candles!
-Mr. Marek! How are you? -[Mr. Marek] Thanks!
[vendor] Natalka, get off the phone!
HI. I MISS YOU.
The grave candles!
[Natalia sighs]
Um, two candles. We've got "three for two" offer today.
[door lock beeps]
[phone rings]
Hello?
[woman] How was it?
Did they like your idea?
I didn't even get to pitch it.
[Małgorzata] Rafał!
Come!
[tense music plays]
[birds chirping]
Uh…
I guess I got a better offer?
If this is concerning the app, I am--
You will be our speaker at the Warsaw Web Summit.
-Yeah? -Sexiguy is your creation.
Time for you to regain your rightful place now.
-Uh… so the girls and me? -The girls no longer work at Sexiguy.
Or Sexify.
Turns out we have different visions. I believe in yours.
[chuckles]
-Beautiful… -[groans]
…and talented.
Well, yesterday I would've said, "No surprise," but--
This is no time for "buts."
This is your time.
You've finally become a leader.
Time for your decisions.
In that case, I have to work on my speech.
We'll email everything, including the presentation.
Be sure to rehearse it well. You have to sound like a leader.
Which you are.
[whimsical music plays]
Hmm. A better offer than the great idea we had this morning?
[Rafał exhales]
A new app now, like this,
without no infrastructure or coworkers is
Mission Impossible.
Then it's good that you're Tom Cruise.
Except you're bigger.
Suddenly, if I don't fix everything in there,
then I'm finished.
The company as well.
So this app… It really does works.
Must finish this mission. If I don't return by tomorrow…
Why wouldn't you return?
Oh, well, I don't know.
But just…
wait for me here?
[upbeat music plays]
[Monika] Splendid.
[birds cawing]
[upbeat music plays]
[metal detector beeping]
You wanna try?
Okay.
What are you doing? What is this?
What? It's cold.
I'm not a child. I can take care of myself.
All right, it's just a hood.
Just a coat, nothing more. I wanted you to stay warm.
No…
Monika, listen, you've got to…
Don't wave it around like that.
Lower.
-Whatever. -It's so fucking boring here.
We won't find anything. Nobody's been here since September!
For me, it's not about finding. It's about searching.
[metal detector beeps]
I'm done searching Maks.
[exhales]
I understand.
-Shall we? -Mm-hmm.
[whimsical music plays]
[gong sounds]
[woman] Hello, Paulinka.
Good morning, Mom.
Zygmunt.
Jolanta.
You're on your own?
Of course I am, yes. Who else?
I mean… no girls?
The girls have caught a cold.
Hmm… And Pawełek?
Pawełek caught a cold too.
Zygmunt Malinowski isn't going to Łomża to repent or hide his head in the sand.
-Zyg-m-t! -[thunder rumbles]
No, but well that's, uh, what this October has been like.
T-shirt in the morning, coat in the evening.
It's hard not to catch a cold, yeah?
You like purple?
[chuckles] Hot ticket of the season.
We'll put yours at the front because they're flashier.
[Zygmunt chuckles] That's wise.
I'll tell Mom exactly what's on my mind. Cards on the table.
That's how it's done, God-- gosh darn.
Uh… uh, let's maybe
put those on the side, okay?
All right. More to the left.
If something's broken in the marriage, we zero-in on it. By talking. And fix it.
I heard on the radio they've increased police patrols on the road.
Operation Candle.
People drive like maniacs. They're completely crazy.
If there's something broken,
you don't just sit quiet and look for another guy.
Is it good this way?
Oh sure, yes.
Looks nice.
It does. [chuckles]
[exhales]
[Natalia] Paulina?
[clears throat] I have to…
DO PEOPLE SEND WISHES FOR ALL SAINTS' DAY?
HAHA, GUESS NOT. THAT'S A SHAME.
[Adam] Oh. Thanks.
[glasses clink]
[somber music plays]
Paulina?
[exhales]
Why do you think we never talk to each other?
What?
[sighs] Well… we pretended everything was okay.
Why did we never talk about our basic needs?
You know? For example, that we had terrible sex.
[echoing] Sex.
Damn, I didn't know our sex was so fucking terrible.
Yeah. I should've told you.
-[engine revs] -[tires screech]
[vendor] Oh, the candles have arrived. Natalka, take these candles.
-[Natalia] All right. -[vendor] Come on. Help me.
PIOTR OLEŚ AND SONS
Natka?
Long time no see!
-Hey. [chuckles] -Hey.
I hope all this isn't
because of me.
[chuckles] No.
And you also shouldn't feel bad on my account
because I'm doing really, really good.
And I'm not so good.
I thought it'd be easier.
I really took everything with me.
Backpack, good humor…
I got on Tinder for the first time.
I thought I could do anything and…
And what?
And shit! I just…
-[echoing] Shit. -[Mariusz chuckles]
Not in church.
[sighs]
Wojtas already has a second kid on the way.
Wow.
So people really do change.
Look, I didn't really know him that well, so…
Yeah, I get it. Nobody expected it from him.
To hell with Wojtas, the old dog. So, how are you doing?
You went to Warsaw? Is that right?
Not much to talk about.
You haven't changed a bit.
Career in Warsaw, not much to talk about.
Tests with Bartczak, easy.
-And we were sweating bullets. -[chuckles]
You know, I always thought you were amazing.
Mm… I never told you that?
Not really.
-What else didn't we talk about? -[chuckles]
[gentle music plays]
And at the seminary what do you do?
Like, in general.
[chuckles]
Well, we pray.
[Paulina] Mm.
We study.
We reflect on things.
[Paulina] Mm.
You know.
[chuckles]
[piano music plays]
You do so much stupid stuff in school, and when you look back,
you mostly regret the things you didn't do.
[keyboard plays]
Nah, you've clearly done something.
What?
Ah! [laughs]
The "sons" bit? No! That… That's just for show
Come on! I don't have a girlfriend, let alone kids.
But it's a catchy name, right? Family values.
[chuckles]
[exhales]
[keyboard plays]
-It was nice seeing you. -And you too.
And…
what do you, at the Art Academy, make?
[keyboard plays]
I draw.
-Mm. -Mm.
[Paulina] I draw a lot.
[tense music plays]
[upbeat music plays]
[moans] To the left.
Faster.
[electronic music plays]
[moans]
[panting]
Slower.
[electronic music plays]
[both panting]
[exhales]
[both chuckle]
[exhales]
[both laughing]
[upbeat music plays]
[sucks teeth]
Grześ.
-[Grześ] Hmm? -Grześ, I need that computer.
Me too. It's the best processor.
[Rafał] Exactly.
Exactly! I'm raiding. [chuckles]
[Rafał sighs] Grześ.
-Grześ, I'm not giving up. -Neither am I.
[Rafał exhales]
You've won this time.
[chair squeaks]
[Rafał sighs]
Grześ,
do grow up.
[chair squeaks]
[knuckles crack]
[neck pops]
[groans]
[Monika] I haven't been to Mazury in ten years.
When I was a kid, before my father got rich,
we came here every year.
-It must bring back good memories. -No, not really.
I don't get how you can recharge here.
And how would you like to recharge?
I'd like to eat.
I am fucking starving.
-I was asking about your life. -I don't know.
I don't have the strength to gather strength,
but shouldn't you focus on yourself?
You're going to have a lot of work with that whole… What's it called? Sexify.
It would be easier if I were more like you.
Absolutely fucking hopeless?
No. Brave.
Well, that's something you can learn.
Here's your first lesson.
[tense music plays]
[electronic music plays]
[Adam and Maciek sigh]
It'll liven up.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
What is it? You see a ghost?
-[woman] Hiya. -Almost.
[woman] I thought that was you.
-Hiya. -Hi, Maciek.
What's up?
How are you doing? Do you want a drink?
Uh, mm-hmm.
Well, okay.
Um.
The usual? Whiskey?
[woman] Yeah, I’ll have a whiskey sour.
-Okay. -[bartender] Coming right up.
Funny.
[sighs]
Okay, come on, everybody. Let's go to my place! Come on, let's go.
Adam, hey, let's bounce.
-But we've just… -Come on. Change of plans.
-Let's go. -No, what about our drinks here?
Um, they're yours with our best compliments.
Bye.
Hey, if I pop them in frozen, will they explode?
Don't know.
I like the idea though. Make fries or die trying.
Paulina would know. She's a chemist.
[Maks] Listen!
Maybe put them in the microwave to defrost, you know?
That's the smartest thing you've ever said.
[Maks] Mm.
Oh, wow. Look at this.
Whoa.
Did we just die and go to Heaven?
Looks that way.
Why are you so harsh on her?
After all, she's my ex, not yours.
Have you forgotten how she wrecked you when she left?
Three months lying in bed, dude.
Nah, come on, it wasn't… that long.
And there was no fucking warning.
Suddenly… suddenly, she changes her mind.
Dude, she messed you up. For years.
You're being dramatic.
Then why haven't you completely unpacked your stuff at Natalia's?
You know.
Because it's
easier?
Yeah, uh, that isn't why.
Hey, fellas, shots?
Was the Pope Polish?
-[laughs] Oli. -Maciek.
-S'up. -S'up.
-[Oli] So, are we drinkin' or what? -[Maciek] Let's fucking drink.
[groans] I gotta say, my feet are killing me.
But it was a really good day. Productive.
You should be proud of yourself, Natalka.
[Natalia exhales]
What's with that face again?
[Natalia sighs]
So grave.
I know what we'll do.
I've got a super way to relax.
[upbeat music plays]
Maks!
Time to see if you're a real man.
[chuckles]
How do you feel?
Mm. All right, maybe it's not so bad.
[mom] Not so bad?
You are almost impossible to make happy.
[indistinct chatter]
Hey.
Do you dance?
[chuckles]
Sure, you do.
Natalka, want to say something?
Like what?
Well, I don't know.
Anything, because I can see something's wrong.
[tense music plays]
Um… something is wrong.
Adam or the company?
Everything.
Adam and Sexify.
It all came crashing down.
Totally.
I…
I thought that…
that it was my time.
That after years of being an outsider in high school and
everywhere,
I'd finally get all that I deserve.
People don't risk anything, and they're okay.
Make money, have a life…
And I couldn't even be a teacher at my old high school
because I don't have a certificate.
Life isn't always about fighting with everyone, Natalka.
They are them. You are you.
You don't have to compare yourself to others.
[Natalia sniffles]
Well, I can't because I have nothing.
It's not true you have "nothing."
There's always something.
Could be right around the corner.
First, I recommend a good night's sleep.
A good night's sleep is a good start for everything.
And we've got a lot of work tomorrow.
[chuckles]
-[Natalia sniffles] -I'll set the alarm.
Oh.
Damn, I left my phone at the kiosk.
I'll get it.
Yeah?
[man scream on TV]
[Maks] May I?
You have the remote?
You've gotta see this.
[speaking Japanese on TV]
[Monika chuckles]
No…
[tense music plays]
They didn't invite us.
[Monika chuckles]
Motherfuckers.
[Maks laughs]
[electronic music plays]
[dog barking]
-Hey. -[gasps]
Relax, it's only me.
[both laugh]
I was petrified.
Sorry, when I see someone breaking into a kiosk,
I want to help.
Let me. I'll help you.
Thanks.
[tense music plays]
[sighs]
You look nice.
[chuckles]
[Natalia chuckles]
Speaking of things I regret not doing.
[electronic music continues]
[chuckles]
Here's a plan for you.
[music ends]
-[man exhales] -[sultry music plays]
[woman moans]
[both panting]
[both chuckling]
[Piotr clears throat, pants]
Uh, would you drive me home?
Uh-huh.
[both laugh]
No problem.
ARRANGEMENTS, WREATHS, FLOWERS, CANDLES
[exhales]
Just like I'm starring in a film about me.
[sighs]
[somber music plays]
[phone chimes]
CREEP: WE HAVE TO MEET URGENTLY.
NOW!
IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
OK.
I'M IN ŁOMŻA…
MAYBE YOU COULD CHARTER A PLANE?!
IT'S ABOUT SEXIFY.
[electronic music plays]
So, the thing that makes guys want to use my app instead of yours is…
the reward system.
MY REVOLUTIONARY IDEA BY RAFAŁ
You simply don't guarantee that with the app,
you'll definitely get laid.
I mean, uh, I'm sorry.
There's going to be sex.
Face it, guys like sex.
I know because I really like it.
So if we want to make this work,
the profiles of Sexify and Sexiguy must see each other,
like phones and computers do on Apple.
Why'd you point to yourself?
[Rafał] I didn't! Focus.
We also need a function that does a…
"match".
And the app knows your preferences
and finds users who are on Sexiguy or Sexify,
and then matches their profiles based on sexual compatibility.
Like Tinder.
No, completely not like Tinder.
The app…
We don't appreciate latecomers. Sit down.
[clears throat] The profiles are matched by an algorithm based on AI
that gives just a percent of sexual compatibility.
No bios and no photos.
That is going to become mechanical.
Exactly.
Sex like robots.
No, it is actually quite the contrary.
The app only gives you a sexual compatibility percentage,
but it doesn't identify the overlap, and it doesn't judge,
or allow false advertising like a dishonest bio,
or a photoshopped photo of you with a monkey in Thailand.
Uh, you tried to seduce a girl with a photo of you with a monkey?
What? No.
Hey, this is super.
To find out what you have in common, you have to meet in person.
Exactly. And it pays to tell the truth because chances of a reward are higher.
First, you tell yourself the truth
and then you find someone who will accept it.
So, what all do we need?
Um…
Just what we've already got, meaning Sexify, new version of Sexiguy,
and both apps need a user base in order to train the algorithms.
But we don't have any of those things.
Małgorzata does.
Well, um, yeah.
[Monika] All right, so what now?
We've got to stop the launch.
And then go get our company back.
[opening theme music plays]
[opening theme music ends]